"Oscar was asked to list as many words that started with the letter F as possible, and as a first grader, you apparently just kept going, and going, until you reached the more... adult-oriented words. Do you remember this?"
Yep. Very, very well.
I wrote—not just, like, one or two. I wrote ALL of them that I could think of!
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The stupid animal shelter won’t help (as usual) and we already have too many rescues in our house but someone abandoned a dog in our area, just left him there with his plate and he’s not looking too good. I want to help and take him in but we don’t have space or money for it anymore. Idk if anyone is interested, this is in Houston. He seems very sweet. Idk what else to do y’all, I called and they said they wouldn’t do anything unless he’s injured badly.
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hi friends i know i was on here asking for money last week but i have to again bc we gotta take the dog back to the vet. she’s got an impacted anal gland and won’t keep any food down. we had to ask the landlord to wait on rent :’) any help would be appreciated, idk how much the vet visit will be but hoping to get 500ish
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Do you know if will woods name is william or willard because if I get another will smith pulled on me I’m gonna kill someone
I had a dream once his Actual Real Given name was Will Cicierega and my dreams are right 80% of the time
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absolutely in love with the cardassian babies
they DO purr and they DO knead and they DO have tails and they LOVE the baby sling
THE CHILDREN, THEY LONG FOR THE SLING!!
Oouuuuh in my head they're just like lizardly cats. Little guys that want to stay warm and comfy. Unfortunately they do get very sharp hard claws pretty early on and it's hard to stay on top of trimming them!
All those evolutionarily adorable instincts probably disappear eventually, but maybe as a treat we can say that they re-emerge uncontrollably in a narrow range of situations like extreme satisfaction and comfort.
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