happy 413 yall uwu

tried to make em look like lil wooden carved figurines? sorta worked i think

Some shitposts created by @an-artist-place-for-extra-art for the COTH au, me and my friend rose love our doomed yaoi lol and just shitposting is so much fun.

Bonus

my sketchbook came in!

a little flip thru.

digest size, almost 50 sketches in the book!

if anybody wants one, they’re $20 +shipping.

want to get a rough idea of how many folks would be interested so i know what to order. \0/

Raising funds to help pay freelance taxes!

Turns out I owe a lot more than I expected this year, and unfortunately that means I need to open up some emergency commission slots to cover the costs (and also the taxes I owe on the commissions I take to pay for this, so I don't have to do this again next year).

I'm opening 10 total slots to do this! I'm open for full color, full body pieces for $80.00 USD each. This includes my undie commissions, outfit design commissions, and illustrations. If you need more examples of my work, you can use the #hackfarts tag on my blog!

You're welcome to claim multiple slots, too! Each additional character you add to a piece (+$80) and each additional background (also +$80, might be more based on complexity) will claim another slot from my 10 total goal. So if you'd like a bigger commission, I'd be more than happy to do that. Less things for me to keep track of, and that also means less people in the queue with you. :P

DM to claim if you're interested! References are required for each character in the commission. Feel free to ask any questions about ETA's, my terms of service, my do/don't draw limitations, and/or if I can do your commission idea justice.

If you'd like to "claim a slot" or contribute to claiming a slot without needing to get art, you can also support me on Ko-Fi (same username as here)! I'll count one slot toward the goal for every $80 donated cumulatively. Thank you so much for all the help you all have given me thus far, as well as the patience while I work through the myriad of problems in my personal life. But this year is looking up, largely due to the support I've gotten from the community. I appreciate everything you all have done for me. <3

Alright everyone, YouTube wants to expand their multi-billion dollar company with ad revenue(they're banning ad blockers), so here's a way to block ads without an ad block

when you get an ad touch this fancy little i right here

and it'll bring up your ad center where you can hit "block ad" and even "report ad" if it's about something inappropriate

and when you block ad it sends you straight to the video when you x out of the ad center! It takes less than 5 second to do!

So stick it to YouTube with this little trick!

The stupid animal shelter won’t help (as usual) and we already have too many rescues in our house but someone abandoned a dog in our area, just left him there with his plate and he’s not looking too good. I want to help and take him in but we don’t have space or money for it anymore. Idk if anyone is interested, this is in Houston. He seems very sweet. Idk what else to do y’all, I called and they said they wouldn’t do anything unless he’s injured badly.

I was gonna post this with the fic itself but decided to post this separately cuz I spent a lot of time on this and kinda want the attention on it and not the fic 😭😭😭😭 anyways a cover image for king of the Gerudo which I spent way too much time on 😭 this gave me a lot of struggle but I’m done. I’m done touching it lol.

Might post the first chapter tomorrow :)

Assisted Living & Caretaking - Please Read ‼️

Hello, this is extremely difficult and embarrassing for me to post, but my disabled grandma was recently dumped on the street and is in my care until she is approved to be transitioned into assisted living which I cannot afford on my own, nor can I afford to take care of her by myself in the meantime, or to get her the essentials she needs and does not have at this time. We’re currently in the process of getting her approved for disability, but I don’t know when or what kind of aid we’ll receive. She has already been receiving SSI benefits and EBT, however her last caretaker was using them fraudulently for their own pleasure (this is in the process of being reported as well) and have already been drained for the month, not being recharged until next month. Due to the length of the situation, I’ve included the details and link to a GoFundMe I’ve made under the readmore. Please do not feel obligated to donate if you are unable to do so, I do not want anyone to feel guilted into supporting me, or to financially hurt themselves just to be kind.

My 64 year old grandma was found abandoned wandering around a nearby neighborhood around 9 am this morning. Thankfully someone was kind enough to (safely) coax her into a car and call any numbers she could after charging her phone for her. After calling my younger sibling, who then called me later, she was unable to help any further and dropped my grandma off at a nearby grocery store per the (unfortunate) request of my sibling.

She was dumped by her son around 9 pm, an ambulance was called when somebody else saw her wandering aimlessly alone in the dark and cold weather, which she then eloped from the hospital with the IV in her arm until she was found like described above.

None of her children will take her in under their care, and have even threatened to dump her again if put back in their care. Adult Protective Services are involved, but I don’t currently know if the case will be investigated any further.

My grandma has stroke related dementia, a permanent walking disability due to her repetitive strokes and head injuries, and extreme arthritis. To express the extent of her current dementia, I’ll share that she eloped from the hospital with the IV still in her arm and couldn’t recall why it was in her arm and thought she had it for over a week (and that it was jewelry before attempting to unsafely remove it herself), and she is in the early stages of doing things like misusing appliances, asking questions out of context, and not recognizing very familiar faces. (Repeatedly asked who my childhood best friend was who she has know since they were 13).

She is currently staying in my room until we find her an assisted living complex, but was also abandoned with no essentials. She is unable to eat certain foods due to the fact her partial was lost while in their care, and currently has no dental or medical (we are in the process of changing that), and was only left with 2 garbage bags of clothes that mostly have holes (including the extremely few pairs of underwear and socks she has).

Anything donated will go towards getting her essentials (clothes, food, hygienic products, etc.), any medical and dental expenses, any assisted living costs, and making my home a safe space for her disabilities until she is transitioned out and into assisted living (installing locks on cupboards for appliances and sharp kitchen tools, covering sharp corners, hand rail in our long hallway, modifying our stand in shower/getting a sitting situation for her to bathe comfortably and independently in, etc.)

Thankfully I am waiting for a promotion and pay raise from my current job, so this financial need will hopefully be temporary.

Anything helps and I appreciate you taking the time to read and/or share.

cold and lazy this morning, enjoy this little throwback.

well met, my sweet tumblr babies 🖤 thank you for your patience as i have been slow to respond, reply & reblog. losing mina set me down a dark depression hole but also, my pain spiked a few days ago & it is v fucking distracting. my average pain level is around a 7, at times 8 but, we are well into 9. i feel like my bones are corroding, my joints are on fire & like the majority of my muscle strength fucked off. my eyes are burning extra & it hurts a lot to cry. for those who don't know, i suffer from scleroderma, arthritis, ehlers-danlos, pcos, fibromyalgia as a result of the sclero & i get to have ptsd, depression, adhd AND autism on top of that *lazily throws confetti*

i am trying to take care of myself but can only do v small amounts at a time. if any of you beautiful lot are able to help this week primarily with food, meds & other groceries, i would be incredibly grateful. please do not help if you cannot afford to; i appreciate the want to either way 🤗 hopefully after the next few days, i have a bit of relief & can get back to attempting to be sexy 💋

cashapp: $dryboneslive / venmo: dryboneslive

paypal: message for email

luv, cuddles & cauldron bubbles, the ghost queen 👻

a small update on my commissions! I’m open for work so don’t doubt in sending an email for any projects and commissions 💕

personal work | oil and wax, powdered lead glass, 24k gold, rough opal, cut and polished opal, crushed fire opal, gilded porcelain

The Pale Horse is done! \0/

i am REALLY happy with how this turned out. and the original has a shimmer i wasn't able to get in the photo.

enjoy!

BBUBBLEO COMMISSION INFO

FULL COLOR bust $15 half body $20 full body $25

FLAT COLOR bust $10 half body $15 full body $20

+$10 per additional character

will draw: ocs, ship art, light nsfw, light gore, introjects / system art in general, self shipping

will NOT draw: detailed backgrounds, mecha, furrys, animals in general

payment is required upfront (paypal)

please dm me or add me on discord (goldnhand) if interested :]

art examples below (or look at my art tag)