#ooooo it's hitting hard again
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Kazui audio drama (t2) - English TL
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I cannot believe my hs philosophy class came in handy as I was translating this. Thanks Milgram your references never fail to astound me
Aaanyways you know how it is,, feel free to send an ask or hit me up on Twitter if you’ve got any questions or other feedback re: this translation etc 💪 (<- sincerely hoping that Twitter DMs still work these days)
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(door opens)
E: I’ve kept you waiting, Kazui.
K: It’s been a while, Warden-kun.
E: Yeah… It has been.
K: Things have gotten pretty tough inside the prison, but… well, you’ve probably heard all about that from the others already, haven’t you?
E: Yeah… I heard that you protected other prisoners from Kotoko. I owe you my thanks.
K: That much is only natural. However… she really is strong, isn’t she? I mean, I’ve experienced some fights myself, but [going up against] a woman like her was a first.
E: Hm… Is she strong enough that even you can’t stop her from doing harm?
K: Well, in cases like this, it’s generally the heavier person who ends up winning. After all, if she really does have proper killing intent, I can’t afford to let her injure anyone. It’s difficult, isn’t it.
E: Is that so…
K: I was afraid that it’d come to this from the very beginning. There’s a lot of young kids here, too. It’d be hard for anyone to keep a decent mentality in a situation like this.
E: …You’re pretty rational.
K: I wonder. Maybe it’s because I’m used to violence. Even so… I couldn’t make it for Shiina-chan. I feel responsible for [what happened to] her.
E: …
K: Well, rest assured, though. As long as I can move, I’ll be protecting [the others]. After all, it’s pretty much just me who can fight her on equal terms.
E: Mikoto, too.
K: Ah… yeah. Like back when he went out of control, right? I can’t quite read him, though… If both of them were to attack us, it’s possible that we’d suffer a total defeat.
E: A total defeat…?
K: If that happens, this prison game would probably come to an end as well. All of that depends on your judgment, right, Warden-kun? Who will be forgiven by you and who won’t be…
E: What are you trying to say?
K: If at all possible, I would like you to choose a method that will not get any more people hurt. That’s what I’m saying.
E: So you’re telling me to forgive you?
K: (laughs) Oi, oi…! Don’t look at me like that.
E: I’m the Warden. If I forgive you, I forgive you. If I don’t, I don’t. There’s no other factors to it.
K: (sighs) Wouldn’t it be okay? I mean, this situation with prisoners being hurt wasn’t what you wanted either, was it?
E: …
K: Just pretend that you’re looking at our sins, and make your judgment with the protection of the prisoners in mind. After all, nobody can read your mind – so that much craftiness would be fine, don’t you think?
E: Hmph. That’s a very “you” kind of pretentious solution.
K: It’s the most natural conclusion, isn’t it? Do you think it’s a sin to lie in order to protect people?
E: That would be Kant.
K: Kant?
E: A philosopher who stated that lying is inherently a sin, no matter the circumstances.
K: Huh…
E: Apparently, even if your friend is being chased by a murderer and the murderer asks you about their whereabouts, you shouldn’t lie, according to Kant.
K: That’s ridiculous. If you can save someone by telling a lie, that’s what you should do.
E: However… You killed someone with your lies, didn’t you?
K: … Ah… You forgave me, didn’t you? Aren’t you being especially strict towards me?
E: Am I?
K: Mmh, it’s obvious. You said you would figure out my murder by watching the footage of my mind. Is this the result of that?
E: You were unfaithful, right? That’s stupid.
K: Hmm…
E: The reason I forgave you was because I was lacking details. I still don’t understand your true feelings or how things got to that point, either.
K: I see.
E: It was extremely hard to understand. Even with all of that poetry, though, your self-absorbed nature was more than obvious.
K: Ohh my… That’s quite the sweeping generalization, even though you forgave me.
E: It’s a personal dislike of mine. People who act based on their sexual urges like that, that is.
K: It’s personal?
E: Yeah. That’s right.
K: That’s strange. I did think that, despite being neutral as a Warden, you had some things you dislike, but…
E: …
K: Isn’t it unusual to openly reveal a personal dislike as a personal dislike?
E: You’re splitting hairs.
K: Seems like you really disliked my crime… I get it! Maybe it was because you’re so young, which is to say… …
E: Hah? Stop staring at me so openly. It’s disgusting.
K: …
E: …! (punches him)
(clattering)
E: (sighs) Now I feel better.
K: — Ow…! What are you doing all of a sudden…?!
E: It was an instinctive reaction. Don’t take it personally.
K: Would you stop just punching me in the face without hesitation? … (sighs) Anyways… that’s how it is, huh? That’s how it is…?
E: Hah?
K: I didn’t even consider this a possibility… Personal impressions sure can be scary.
E: If you say any more things than this that I don’t get, I’m hitting you again.
K: Geez, cut out the hysterics… Hmm, if it’s like this, that explains some things, though. I don’t have kids, but I’ve heard that this is what it’s like.
E: Hey. Stop blabbering on while looking like you know it all. It’s obnoxious.
K: Hahaha! But you know what? You’re wrong.
E: …? What are you talking about?
K: You’re wrong.
E: …
K: You said I was unfaithful – in other words, that I cheated or committed adultery of some kind.
E: Yeah. That’s what I deduced from your footage.
K: It’s not true. It didn’t even turn into infidelity. It didn’t turn into anything like that. For me… In my case, you see.
E: … You’re married… You’re a married man, aren’t you?
K: Hm? Yeah, that’s right. Oh, right, I never told you, did I?
E: You’ve taken off your ring.
K: … Right… I did take it off, huh. Right…
E: Yeah.
K: Mh. … I do carry it with me, though. See? – I was forgiven. My feelings were validated. So… maybe that means that I don’t have to do this anymore? Thanks to that, I was feeling better when the second trial started… I really do feel sorry about that. Towards my wife.
E: If that ring is a symbol of punishment to you… There really is nothing that could possibly be more cruel towards her.
K: Mmh.
E: Marriage is something that both partners want equally, isn’t it? It’s something you can’t do if only one person wants it. Deciding to treat it as a punishment all on your own… You’re making a mockery out of it.
K: I really am. Ah… She must have thought so as well. My wife, that is.
E: I’ve said this before: You’re a liar. Those lies have killed a person.
K: (sighs)
E: I forgave you. While I wasn’t sure yet, I thought that it didn’t seem like you killed her directly, and with all sorts of things taken into consideration, I judged that your murder was not a sin. However. That doesn’t mean that I’m praising your nature as a liar.
K: Yeah. I believe you’re right about that.
E: In short – between love and hate, [I would say] I hate you. Remember that.
K: … I get that.
E: Huh?
K: I despise myself for lying, too. Being a liar, you see – it’s painful.
E: Heh. Then just–
K: So I’ve tried to change! I’ve tried to change. I have tried to stop lying to myself and others!
E: …
K: I’ve confided in others. I’ve tried to be myself! I’ve tried to just be the way I was born!
E: …Hey, Kazui–
K: It’s not my lies that killed her. She’s dead because I stopped lying to her! If I had just kept lying- She wouldn’t have died…!
E: Kazui…
K: I can’t live unless I lie. That’s how I was born… I’m pathetic, aren’t I?
E: (sighs) I really can’t seem to understand you.
K: …
E: Just when I thought you weren’t letting out any of your true feelings and cleverly hiding your actual emotions… Now here you are, drowning in self-loathing like this.
K: (weak laugh) An old man in unstable condition… that’s not something you’d wanna see, is it. Sorry about that.
E: You know, about Kant…
K: Ah, the one who said you shouldn’t lie even if your friend might get killed.
E: From his point of view, if your friend dies because you didn’t lie, there’s no causal connection between the two… or so I’ve heard.
K: I don’t think so, though…
E: Even if you don’t lie, your friend might survive. And if you do lie, your friend might end up dying on a different occasion. That’s the reason why you’re supposed to always tell the truth.
K: …That’s convincing.
E: It’s not really.
K: Yeah, it’s not.
E: It may not be, but… I thought that for someone who has failed in their attempts to be honest, it might be a [saving] grace so they won’t end up doubting honesty in its entirety.
K: …
E: I still don’t know what happened, but… isn’t it okay to be proud that you made an effort to be honest in the first place?
K: … You’re so kind all of a sudden.
E: I just said what I was thinking. And besides – I forgave you. I made it as if your sin wasn’t a sin at all. And yet, you don’t seem the slightest bit relieved.
K: I know right.
E: Everyone else seems more or less liberated by the fact that they were forgiven.
K: That’s right.
E: Just from that… I understand that having your feelings approved of by someone else can have a major impact on the development of one’s personality.
K: …
E: However… You have not forgiven yourself. That’s why you can’t change.
K: …
E: Alternatively, even if your lying self was forgiven… it would still do nothing to help you.
K: …Aah, you really are impressive. You think so much.
E: I am watching over ten troublesome prisoners, after all. Even if I don’t want to, I’m being relied on.
K: I haven’t forgiven myself… even if my lies are forgiven, it won’t resonate [with me]. It might just be both of these. All the lies I’ve told are tying me down. Ever since I was little, I’ve never truly opened myself to anyone. But in the end, people can’t be saved if they don’t [open up]. And by now, it’s gotten to a point where I can’t do it by myself anymore…
(machinery whirrs, bell rings)
K: I did think Milgram would be able to force its way past that, though.
E: Is that an attempt at provocation?
K: You didn’t manage to reach my sin.
E: …
K: Even though I want you to… Milgram isn’t so great after all, is it?
E: …Heh. Don’t push yourself too hard, after all that whining from earlier.
K: Ha. [This is] the wish of a liar who’s reached a dead end – come and figure out my lies, Milgram. And, Es… please, free me from these lies.
E: Yeah. Leave it to me. – Prisoner no.7, Kazui. Sing your sins.
#translation#fan translation#milgram#milgram music videos#milgram es#milgram kazui#kazui mukuhara#audio drama#ooooo it's hitting hard again#PLEASE listen to the vd for the latter half at least it's so. AUGH /pos
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you ever listen to a song that fucks you up so badly you just have to sit and stare. and then you play it on repeat
#I'm like ooooo these lyrics hit so hard and hurt me physically. play it again.#specifically right now this is about take this lonely heart by nothing but thieves#max.txt#txt#music
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munchkin ! | oscar piastri x fem! reader
summary; snippets into the life of a fashion student who is dating an f1 driver
fc; eva meloche
warnings; like one suggestive comment,
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs
notes; requested !
masterlist !
liked by oscarpiastri, yourbestfriend, and others !
yourusername: rain rain go away come again another day
oscarpiastri: working hard or hardly working?
yourusername: RUDE i did some v hard stitching tdy , pastry!
yourusername: all so i can finish my midterms n go see u, be nicer to me🤓
oscarpiastri: i’m so sorry the great and wonderful fashion student y/n!
yourusername: sounds better bookie
username: the scarf is so??? cute??
username: oh to be a fashion student in nyc
username: bye it was POURINGG tdy in nyc, how’d you do it girl
yourusername: thoughts and prayers 🥸
yourbestfriend: lol lewser my classes were online
yourusername: business students 🙄
friendone: nah i skipped class😭😭
friendtwo: LMFAO ME TOO, i didn’t feel like ruining my blowout
yourusername: yall fake asf i was left alone 😕
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yourusername: i call this fashion student in nyc who is trying to survive midterms week, running on $8 lattes and bagels, and missing her bf core
tagged; oscarpiastri
yourusername: 3rd pic is me when i see u , sexy oscarpiastri 😏😏😏
landonorris: gross. 🤢
oscarpiastri: babe??? when did u take the last pic?????
yourusername: when my sexy bf was trying chipotle for the first time ( 3 months ago )
oscarpiastri: ooooo chipotle, i miss it 😕
yourusername: why’re u ignoring me callin u sexy 🙄
landonorris: bc he’s blushing🥰🥰
oscarpiastri: no??? i’m not???😀
yourusername: AWHHH🥹🥹
username: omg the fit in the first slide is so??? cute???
yourusername: thank u it’s part of my collection for my midterms 🥸
username: the car filled w stuffed animals is so me
username: i live for a y/n photo dump
yourbestfriend: y/n was laughing at the smash painting oscarpiastri please she’s going insane
yourusername: LIAR
oscarpiastri: you just send me 5 smash memes, just hold onto your sanity for a little longer😞
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yourusername: my week so far ft my honeybun munchkin cutie pie and my bff
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oscarpiastri: love you too, y/n!
yourusername: my honeybun munchkin cutie pie🫶 liked by oscarpiastri !
oscarpiastri: cute shows and chanel bag☺️
yourusername: thank u my beautiful amazing munchkin bf who will model for my collection for my finals😇
username: BF OSC BF OSC
username: the way he smiles at her 🥹
yourbestfriend: still regret not getting that black coat💔
yourusername: we gotta go back asap
lilymhe: TAKE ME W U I NEED A BLACK COAT TOO
yourusername: GIRLS SHOPPING TRIP!!
landonorris: ah , so those are the bags u hit me with…
yourusername: u were making fun of osc :(
landonorris: yeah bc he blushes when u call him munchkin?????
oscarpiastri: you WISH you had a gorgeous girl calling you munchkin.
yourusername: tell ‘em, munchkin!
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri scenario#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri x reader
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𝙻𝚞𝚜𝚝
PAC (Pick A Card) 18+
What does it feel like to F*ck You?
Disclaimer‼️⚠️: This is a 18+ reading MINORS DNI. This is a general reading so take what could resonates and leave what doesn’t.
Description: Choose the pile that you feel most drawn to. It helps if you close your eyes and let your eyes guide you.
Let me know your opinions in the comments
𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚊 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎:
Pile 1 (Back Scratch)
Basically This pile is for my people who don’t really do one night stands or hookups I’m sensing that to be on a sexual relationship you have to at least know the person really well. Your s*x feels intense like you really go all out like I feel like with this group you may have a checklist of all the things you want to try sexually you want something different something exciting. But anyways I’m hearing “more,more,more” so idk if that’s you or them… either way a win is a win. You like to change it up so it won’t be missionary each time. You like to tease I’m seeing some teasing here and I’m seeing someone being shocked because they thought of you as “innocent” people tend to move at a hard but slow pace with you not slow but not too fast either and it’s because you feel really good. You feel so good your walls tend to clench once it is in (if masculines are reading you have very good D game and it makes your sexual partners to clench them) so it will be very hard not to orgasm that’s why they try not to go at first they are trying to see and calculate just how long they can last. This is also my boobs group it doesn’t matter if they are on the smaller side. Sexual partners LOVE your boobs. They may have a more jiggly texture to them. Your face is very expressive as well however your words… are lacking I don’t think you do much dirty talk during sex and that’s okay because I feel like you pick dominating partners so you really don’t have to tbh they will take care of that for you.
Song:
Pile 2 (Tongues Touching)
Ooooo this pile LOVES physical touch and I’m also seeing that you may scratch your parters back if not careful (or if you meant to yk… even better tbh) with this pile sexual partners find it incredibly hard to let you go and they may even think about the night you had before going to bed. You’re irresistible if you will. Partners tend to get very sensual when in the act with you as if they are in a euphoria. It feels as though you make sexual partners high off of sex and it can be very addicting with this pile previous partners may often hit you up again just to have a taste of what they felt before in that moment. You are very wet and may even be a squirter and if you are a creamer you tend to cream a lot and your sexual partners love that. You know how to make a person intoxicated and unable to think straight in the moment. You feel very suction-able like if someone were to suck your clit that’s how you feel to sexual partners they want more of you each time and sexual partners are often afraid they are gonna cum too fast. This is also the pile that Loves handjobs 😏 and you do it well. You like to tease and your partners find it very enticing. I’m hearing “mmm you feel so good baby” “Fuck… don’t do that” your lower back is very sexy to sexual partners you may have deep back dimples or just a very smooth lower back because your partners like to touch it especially in doggystyle. You may have prominent Scorpio placements or Scorpio degrees in your chart. I’m hearing Capricorn as well.
Song:
Pile 3 (Shadow Girl)
With this pile your my pile who may like to wear a lot of accessories like bracelets, necklaces, or even used to have a chokers phase. You also may have a thing with calling someone daddy/papi or you may liked to be called that “mommy/mami” applies here too. This too is a boobies pile your sexual partners love your titties and they love sucking on them. This is my w.a.p pile (wet ass pu$$y 😏) your hole has a more ridged feeling to it which makes it feel better due to texture. You make even the quietest ones moan/grunt really loud due to how good and suctioned it feels. Your sexual partners may like to film you are you may like to film and your partners definitely masterbate to those videos. To them it’s their way of living back in that moment of euphoria. Especially in missionary just to see those boobies bounce. You have a very pretty vagina the inside is a very nice color. I’m hearing someone say “take it take it take it” and you indeed do take it 😏 your sexual partners also love when you ride them .. again to see those boobies bounce. You may have attachment issues or attract people who have attachment issues. Cancer, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, and Pisces are very prevalent here. Your partners also LOVE your lips they love getting hickeys from you it’s their way of showing that they are yours. Oooo you got people WHIPPED. If experienced you know how to clench your hole at all the right moments and make the other go feral. Your sexual partners almost always come back. For sure.
Song:
Pile 4 (Hand on Neck)
This piles takes sex very seriously in a sense that once you’re in the mood you are in the mood and you aren’t the type to make jokes during sex because your so in the moment. This pile is actually the most experienced from my other piles. Very into hookups and sneaky links and will do ts WELL. You know you’re good too😏. Fire sign is heavily involved in this pile so you may have Leo, Sagittarius, and Aries or Scorpio as well. You like to switch it up a lot so it will be a new experience each time. You have the type of hole that makes sexual partners want to roll their head back once they enter you. I’m also feeling an LGBT+ influence here. your tongue and mouth works WONDERS once you go down on someone. Your partners feel like they could have sex with you all day and not get exhausted. I’m hearing “ohhhh fuck” and I’m also seeing someone cry? From pleasure ofc but omg? This is definitely my switch pile you’re able to do and enjoy being top or bottom. Like the last pile you are able to squeeze your hole at just the right time and it makes your sexual partners moan. You make your sexual partners feel like they are going crazy (in a good way) like discombobulated is the right word for it. Your sexual partners love your eyes and probably love staring into them or the opposite they can’t because they get too nervous. Your insides feel tight, ridged, and really warm. I’m also hearing “mmmm” a lot. You create a space where people can use sex with you as an escape from reality. Someone here also likes sucking on fingers also. Speaking of which your VERY good with your hands your sexual partners feel a tingling sensation after your touch and it leave them craving for more.
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#tarot#tarot reading#tarotblr#pac reading#pick a card#pick a card reading#pick a pile#18+ minors dni
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Boo How is it the Spooky Month and you asked for it I'll ask about Werewolf Mikey, Izana and Shinichiro
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N
three pack alphas lmao and brothers
TW: YANDERE BEHAVIOR, MINORS DNI, NSFW, FURRY???
Yandere!Werewolf Izana Kurokawa
He is head of his pack and fucking proud. Unchallenged, undefeated and unmated. For now. He's held out for years, he's had offers but none of them were good enough and if he's being very honest it wasn't all that important.
Until he met you. Stupid camper with her dumb friends, stinking up his land. He knew the local humans were smart enough to stay out, he knew that some influential ones had even made laws to keep humans out. But every now and again a dumb few would try their luck and go missing.
He's ready to just unleash his whole pack on them, he knows many were dying for some action and honestly he was looking forward to sinking his teeth into something that screams but then-
"Oh! Lookit the puppy!" are you serious? Izana has heard screams gasps and even a scared 'N-nice do-doggy-' but you were actually... baby talking him? "Ooooo! Big puppy! C'mere, lemme give you some scratches, who's a good boy?"
Izana humors you, bemused more than anything and just planning on sinking his teeth into your neck the moment you let your guard down but- you sure do know how to scratch.... You get all the hard to reach places and your fingertips are so soft when you massage just right behind his ears...
Ok, new plan. The nasty humans you came with need to go, but you can stay and become his queen... He needs his head scratches after all.
Yandere!Werewolf Manjiro Sano
Grew up surrounded by humans. Hated it. He was taught, or at least his family had tried to teach him to to live amongst the human populace, but it never suited him to hide who and what he really is.
So he goes completely feral, taking a group of young wolves with him and starting the Toman Pack in the surrounding forests. The people in town whisper about a demon wolf lurking in the woods and taking people that trespass or offend him, and he just finds it so amusing.
You don't listen to the warnings. You never have. He likes that about you. You're always in his woods, maybe you take pictures, maybe you just hike, or maybe you just wander the trails, but whatever it is that you do Mikey is always watching.
His pretty baby. You're so cute when you trip on stumps, so adorable when you hum to yourself, so vulnerable when you think no one is watching.
But Mikey isn't patient, he's an animal afterall, he goes after what he wants when he wants it. And the fear in your eyes when you see him, when you realize the rumors were actually true, makes him want to chase you all the more.
You put up a good fight... Not really, but it is comendable how hard you try run, how hard you try to hit when he gets on top of you, but don't worry baby, he won't bite. much.
Yandere!Shinichiro Sano
He lives amongst humans and leads a pack that tries to integrate with them. Its hard. Its exhausting constantly keeping his own wild urges and the urges of others in check, but Shinichiro presses on and he does it all for you.
Not that he's proud of it, but he's been playing you for years because you think you've been feeding and taking care of the same GIANT stray black dog.
Its your own fault, having fed him all those years ago in his wolf form, having been so kind and loving, smelling so good. He fell in love the moment you pet his fur like he was some kind of lap dog.
And you've tried for years to catch him, he knows you want to take him home with you forever and love him. You've said as much. Once you actually got leash and collar on him and took him to your home.
He ended up living there a week with you, the best seven days of his life, but quickly came back to reality and released himself in his human form while you slept. It wasn't fair to his pack to be living in paradise, and it wasn't fair to you to be living a farce.
But don't worry, he's going to reveal the truth to you soon, and this time he'll take you home.
#yandere tokyo revengers#yandere manjiro sano#yandere mikey sano#yandere izana kurokawa#yandere izana#yandere shinichiro sano
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Since Hunter got sent from family to family he probably has some abandonment issues, right? How does he deal with them and how long do you think the process will be until he's not scared anymore that Caleb and Belos would do the same. I can imagine it's a little hard to let those fears go especially if nightmares plague him or if he gets into a fight or disagreement with Caleb and Belos. Of course, both would be fast to reassure him that he won't lose them.
Ooooo, see, this is actually one of the reoccurring themes of this au, something that really makes it specifically distinct from canon's events with their main cast.
Because abandonment issues are not just something hunter has, but philip, and caleb, and then it extends further to luz, king, collector ect ect. A lot of people in this au are strongly affected by feeling left behind, which is a trait that does eventually pull them together, but absolutely has a negative affect on other aspects of their behavior.
So Hunter's never had a real stable home before he ended up on the isles, being tossed as much as he did between places gave him a sense of being unwanted and that there was something wrong with him. He'd just give up on being adopted and would be found going to his special spot in the woods, the place he was told he was "Found" as a baby, and leave letters and messages to his missing parents.
Hoping they would one day read them and come back for him.
When that never happened, he eventually tried to run away, and this time, he made his way into the demon realm and landed in philip's home by pure accident and luck.
Despite Philip's dismissal at the start, his care of hunter and protectiveness of him very quickly hit something for hunter because this is basically what he wanted the whole time. (Though funnily enough this is due strongly to philip's own abandonment issues). So yeah, hunter starts to actually like living there, he's finally getting used to being in some kinda family, people take care of him, he has his own permanent bedroom.
And philip had been planning to return him to the human realm once he got a fixed portal, and this slowly starts to bother him more and more because he can't help but like what he now has. So much so that THAT is his fear on grom, that philip will actually toss him away just like everyone else.
So yeah, you're right about it plaguing hunter's mind, it's pretty bad if it's his worst fear, and even when he's finally adopted by caleb he still needs reassurance from him that things will be different.
Hunter does sometimes need reassurance, and to be reminded he's home, and this won't be another temporary place for him. Sometimes he asks to sleep next to his dad or uncle that night, because knowing they're there helps him feel more secure.
if they fight, hunter is given his space, but no one threatens to throw him out, he's still brought food and toys and anything he needs. He's not punished for being upset, which is what he needs to reassure him this is still his home and people still care about him.
And philip and caleb relate, because they know what it's like to be orphans, to struggle to find a home. It's what makes Caleb want to adopt hunter into the family, it's something philip sees in himself when he looks at hunter.
Philip feels like caleb abandoned him, now another human arrives after so long, and he looks like his brother, in ways he doesn't want to admit.....he doesn't want hunter to leave him either.
And caleb, so many people have left him at this point, and now his current family is separating themselves from him, keeping secrets and lying to him.
(I guess in a way you can say he's now got a better grasp of how philip felt about what he did, and how he hurt him)
And it makes him react for better and worse, trying to not let himself lose anyone again. Even his leaving to eventually live with philip awhile sparks some abandonment issues for luz, who looked up to him for awhile.
i wanted to adapt some of the traits they had from canon, but in the au, rather then just take from canon. While the show never states directly, there is a strong emphasis philip feels abandoned by his brother, and feels like he needs him by his side one way or another, whether he think caleb did that on purpose or not. And hunter in the show wants a sense of belonging, so might as well put that here as well.
The three of them act out due to loss, to people leaving them, they might turns others away as a result, and sometimes are desperate to fix it and keep what they can by doing drastic things based on emotions.
You can imagine after finally fitting as a small little family, how much it hurt for philip to choose to stay with the collector and leave caleb and hunter on earth
They're not a perfect little family, they've all been hurt before, they all still struggle with abandonment, but they're healing, and none of them feel alone anymore.
#my art#the owl house#toh#hunter#hunter wittebane#hunter noceda#the golden guard#golden guard#emperor belos#philip wittebane#caleb wittebane#a reverse of feathers and mud au#areverseoffeathersandmudau#a reverse of feathers and mud
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saw MK on your list i am clicking my heels and bursting into song. a kung lao fic would be awesome. i feel like no one gives him the attention he deserves
I LOVE KUNG LAO hes so silly I'm a little rusty with MK characters but I'm using what i remember from the games since i played it as a kid
Ill do some SFW and NSFW hcs of dating kung lao a mix of modern day hcs and in game hcs
SFW
What a cutie am I right? he knows it and you know it so he uses that to his advantage.
He likes to say some weird shit and when you ask about it he just looks at you confused
"Did you let in the grass light morning?"
What did you say?"
"??? Nothing babe what are you talking about?"
dinner dates ooooo
Going out to eat and cooking together he considers a good date
In the modern age, he definitely is a gym goer and loves to go to Planet Fitness to set off the lunk alarm. You don't have to work out yourself but if you go with him he tries to show off more than usual hoping that you'd throw some praise his way.
Either has the latest phone or the oldest one known to man no in between
in-game you are his assisted fighter and have a duo fatalities. kinda like In Eyes of Heaven
matching accessories can be bought for the two of you.
calls you baby girl even if you're a guy.
thinks about you all the time at work and how he can't wait to get home and eat and lay down with you
he flirts with you in public places like he's a stranger and you are the lead in a romcom
people in the shop staring as it seems like a romance blossoming before them but it's less interesting when they see once again it is Kung lao flirting with the same man as many times before
NSFW
He believes in fairness so you best believe that both of you leave satisfied no matter what.
Probably not much experience to be had out on the farms but man does he get the hang of everything quick
Head game goes crazy, He is scarily good at it and loves doing it as well
He is not into hitting or anything, he doesn't like the idea of actually hurting each other.
Tug his hair though that's his one exception
He understands taking things slow and will most of the time but at the start of the relationship he gets pretty excited fast and is really hansy grabbing at your hips, legs, and ass like you'll vanish once he lets go
occasionally he still gets that way but has some more self-control
kinda likes getting frisky in risky places and alleyways and when there are people up and walking around in a shared place
his adrenaline spikes but never goes all the way, he insists that that's too far.
if there is distance he sends nudes for sure
with shitty camera quality, he means well and sends them seriously but its hard to keep the mood up when all you have is an 8-bit photo to work with
When you've been on top he has placed his hat on your head, strokes his pride to see it on you while you're enjoying yourself
Probability a Power bottom
#male reader#mortal kombat x male reader#Kung lao x male reader#Kung lao x nb reader#M!Reader#x male reader
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please love me
pairing: steve harrington x reader (requested by: anon)
summary: based on the prompt "after all...I'm just a girl, standing in front of boy, asking him to love her." - Notting Hill
words: 0.5k
a/n: another late response to my valentine's blurb challenge, but now it's my love is in the air for spring blurbs lol. anyway, steve harrington is the love of my life and this was so fun to write!
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What a mess you had made of it all. The look of hurt and betrayal on Steve's face was ingrained into your memory. You never meant for things to get this far. If someone would have told you in one week your best friend (and secret crush) Steve would confess his feelings to you and you would be the one to accidentally break his heart, you would have called them crazy.
For years Steve had been one of your closest friends, but in the past twelve months you longed for more. His pretty eyes and floppy hair had pulled you in and you never wanted to be far from him. The only thing that held you back was the paralyzing fear of losing Steve completely from his confession.
So, imagine your surprise when Steve was the first to confess his feelings during your weekly movie night. The words sent you into shock and all you could do was stare at the poor boy who sat in front of you. In fact, you stayed frozen for so long, Steve took it as a rejection, mumbled some half-assed excuse, and booked it back to his own place. As soon as the door slammed behind him, you groaned and ran your hands down your face in frustration.
The next day, you were determined to make amends with Steve and return his feelings by catching him as he got off of work. Unfortunately, you never got the chance because before you could get inside, you were stopped by your ex who happened to be walking by.
He came up to you and stepped so close you could feel his breath on your skin. It made you want to recoil. No matter how much you told him so, he wouldn't take the hint that the two of you would never be together again. However, he crossed the line when he grabbed your face and pressed his lips to yours. Immediately, you pushed away from him disgusted by his actions. But what hurt even more was seeing Steve's broken face as he watched the interaction from afar before running to his car.
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Trying again the next day, your knuckles rapped against his door gently, as though it was Steve you were touching. The wait between your last knock and the opening of the door felt like a lifetime, and you sighed in relief when you saw Steve standing in front of you. His eyes were dimmer than normal, and his clothes looked rumpled, but he was still your Steve.
"Hi." you began rather lamely, not sure where to start.
Steve did not seem to be in the mood for small talk. "What do you want, y/n?" he deadpanned.
"I'm sorry for what happened, but you have to know what you saw is a completely misunderstanding." you began and rushed to continue as you watched Steve silently scoff at your words. "I didn't want him to be there, to be that close to me, or to even talk to me. I told him that all we're exes and that's all it's going to ever be. I'm so sorry that I hurt you, Steve."
"Yeah, well why should I believe you? I don't wanna be anyone's second choice."
His words hit hard in your chest. It was no secret how vulnerable Steve could be and for good reasons. You never wanted to be the person to cause him to doubt his worth. "Well, I'm here aren't I? After all, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love you." you confessed, waiting with battered breath.
It took a moment, but Steve seemed to visibly soften at your words and let his guard down once more. "Y-you mean that? You love me?"
"Of course, I love you, Steve. I've been wanting to tell you for months, but I was always too scared. But I'm done being scared now."
He just laughed and pulled you in for a hug reveling in the warmth of your body. He looked at you lovingly and couldn't help but finally take the chance to wrap his arms around you and kiss you. Just like you said, he too was done being scared and it definitely paid off.
#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington imagine#stranger things x reader#stranger things imagine#rita writes
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“And, last announcement.” Xisuma hit the next button on the PowerPoint and looked at his fellow hermits. “I have been made aware that there has been too much cursing on this server. As you know, we are strictly a pg Minecraft server, and I have read and heard some… interesting word choices. So, in order to combat this, I have installed a program into my suit. Whenever a swear or innuendo is uttered or written, I will be teleported to the criminal’s location and they will be killed instantly.”
The silence Xisuma’s announcement was met with had the most bizarre range of emotions he’d ever seen. Some looked confused, others mad- most seemed to be various levels of silent mirth, however, which made Xisuma nervous.
“That’s totally an invasion of privacy, but it’s kinda funny.” Grian said finally, a huge grin across his face. “Anyone wanna make bets on how long he’ll keep the code in?”
“Ooooo I love betting!” Keralis turned around to bat his eyelashes at Grian.
“Excuse me!” Xisuma said indignantly. Keralis mouthed ‘call me’ at Grian and mimed holding a phone before turning back around. “This is not a system to be abused! Hermit meeting dismissed!”
The first few days were pretty tame, surprisingly. Okay yes, the second the code was turned on, Xisuma was teleported to Tango, who apparently had been saying “fuck” over and over again for the last hour “just to see if the code was working properly”. Xisuma killed him instantly, and Tango respawned still laughing. There was also the instance of Doc, who hadn’t even attended the meeting and started swearing at a broken bit of redstone, and started swearing even more when Xisuma appeared, and punched the admin hard in the stomach out of fright.
In retrospect, it should have been suspicious that the hermits had been relatively quiet those first few days. But Xisuma was optimistic. For some reason.
“Do it!”
Grian giggled and pushed Pearl. “No, you!”
There was a gathered group of hermits in the shopping district which included Grian, Scar, Pearl, Gem, xB, Hypno, Cleo, Joe, and Etho. There was a nervous, excited energy about them, and they were all giggling.
“If you actually want to to this, stop being morons about it and do it properly.” Cleo said, sliding off the rock she was sharing with Joe. “Everyone stand in a big circle.” Everyone did as she said, giggling and whispering to each other. “Right, now, we’ll start on the count of three. One, two, three!”
And the assembled hermits all began to curse as much as possible. Xisuma appeared out of thin air, and instantly was ping ponged from one person to another, with such an intense speed he couldn’t even hit anyone. Eventually, everyone was laughing so much that they couldn’t curse, and Xisuma was left standing in the center of the circle, fuming.
“You all will regret this!” Xisuma shouted, waving his sword. The laughing faded to giggling, and Xisuma opened his mouth to lecture them.
“I don’t think we will regret this.” Came another mild voice. Xisuma turned slowly on the spot, and standing outside the circle of hermits was Etho, who stood dangerously close to a small pit of lava. Etho looked at Xisuma, and Xisuma looked at the lava.
“Etho…”
“Fuck.” Etho said, a smile in his voice.
Xisuma was teleported to Etho, which was right above the lava, and like a cartoon character, flailed in midair for a moment before falling right in.
Xisuma sighed, as the lava was only one block high with a wall around it, which meant he, with his fire proof suit, was forced to stand there while the other hermits gathered around and cried of laughter. Joe eventually took pity on him and let him out.
“Fuck all of you.” Xisuma said with a deep sigh after a moment of annoyed silence. Everyone cheered.
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So OG Sans can play the trombone, Underfell! Sans plays a trumpet according to his creator. Do you think any of the other au skeletons play instruments? Part of me wants Swap! Papyrus to play the drums solely so he can make the ba dum tss sound. Other other half of me wants to give him an electric keyboard that is always set to the silly sound effects setting like duck quacks and dogs barking.
Ooooo that's a good question!!! 👀!!!!!!! I have many many thoughts on this and have settled on exactly 0 of them!! (I have multiple opposing headcanons and simply pick and choose whatever I think is funniest/most interesting for the situation)
ONE of them is "all the Sanses play brass wind instruments, and all the Papyri play percussion or strings" (One of the bits in the Papyrus QnA also reinforced this for me)
I love love love the idea of Swap!Pap playing drums!! He also strikes me as a guitar guy tbh (*pointedly looks away from the Bard in Flipping Fate*) I feel like he's also the most likely to own a kazoo or a ukelele though. Maybe even an omatone.
... Funny you mention using a keyboard for silly sounds! In a deleted scene from EOVD, Swapfell!Papyrus has a soundboard lmao. I can also see him playing a cello or bass... (or at least, for the way I write him.) Speaking of the way I write him- I've also made reference to him being a trombone player for a one off gag lol. Bwuuu.
In the same vein of "things I've written about/gestured at before", but I don't think classic Pap ever settles on an instrument. He tries out a bunch but never ends up playing one more than any other. So in a way I can see him with any and all instruments lol.
If sticking by the Sans=Brass rule, I feel like Swap!Sans and Swapfell!Sans would have either a saxophone (more like saxobone) or a tuba. Either combination works in my mind. If not sticking by that rule, I could see Swapfell!Sans playing a string instrument maybe? Or a clarinet lol. Swap!Sans also strikes me as a trumpet guy, if you don't mind overlaps.
Underfell!Papyrus ... I like to think he plays piano :] In contrast to the existing discussions about where the piano falls on the scale between percussion and strings; any instrument is a percussion instrument if you hit it hard enough.
Additionally. I think he was taught to play piano by UF!dyne and you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands !!!!!!!
Also as a bonus, I think Horror!Pap would play the harp. No particular reason, I just like the visual of it lol. Horror!Sans probably just... stopped playing his trombone, and after getting his head injury either picks it up again or resorts to humming/tapping along instead because fine motor control is harder for him :p
#since my swapfell interpretations are a blend of all of the ones i've seen; here are some hcs for some other popular SF/FS interpretations:#mutt - electric guitar because i think thats cool#coffee - keyboard!!! or flute...#razz - i think it'd be really funny if he played the triangle and was like. REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT. DON'T LAUGH- he WILL stab you.#wine - violin!#cash - kazoo for *sure*#FOR SOME REASON TUMBLR WONT LET ME EDIT THIS ON MOBILE?#velwy.txt#anon#inbox#oh this reminds me i had a shitpost i was drawing relating to the skeletons and instruments lol#TY FOR YOUR PATIENCE BTW <333#mindmortar
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Person A is having a panic attack and they desperately try to hide it, but Person B sees right through them and knows the right thing to do to calm A down. w dandoooo
Ooooo this is such a sweet idea!
I'm feeling like Lando being the one comforting because so often I and others write the opposite!
Daniel having a really tough time this season. He knows there's a lot on the line, and after seeing a lot of the online comments, he starts to doubt himself again. He can almost feel himself back sliding while he tries to desperately seem chill and happy for everyone around him. He puts on smiles, promises that this is just a glitch in his performance.
One person notices though and that's Lando.
He notices how hard Daniel is struggling, and he starts doing little things to help him. He sneaks him little snacks when he knows Daniel has forgotten to eat while pouring over data. He leaves him little notes that range from funny to sweet to promises to crash out someone for Daniel that make Daniel smile.
And when after the Suzuka crash, Lando finds him having a panic attack in his drivers room that makes Lando's heartbreak but he knows what to do. He doesn't touch him, knows it makes Daniel more anxious. He grabs Daniel's head phones and manages to slip them on without touching him, and connects them to his phone. He has an entire playlist made of songs that calm Daniel down and hits play at a low volume. He gives him a stress ball and gently encourages him to squeeze when he inhales and release it when he exhales until his breathing is under control and Daniel's eyes look clearer and there's colour back in his face.
After that, Lando spends the night giving him soft kisses and assurances, just holding him and taking care of him the way he knows Daniel would do for him too
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OOOOO HIIIIII :D
this might be big or small depending on how you see it but shang, kaui, hanzo, erron, shao, and kotal with a S/O who almost died in a car crash because of an earthquake and they had to get surgery because they were impaled like really bad? PLEASE MAKE IT ANGSTY I NEED SADNESS 💔 you dont have to take this if you don’t want to im fine with it OKAY THANKS BYEEE 🙂
It's so sad!!! 😭I'm sorry I had to leave Kotal out, it was getting a bit long and my brain was a little fizzled out! I hope ya like 'em!! ❤❤❤
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Shang Tsung
When the news was brought to him that the disaster had caused you to be severely injured he dropped everything, his heart sinking to his stomach when he was told you may not make it. He demanded you get the best care possible, becoming furious when those taking care of you didn’t keep him as informed as he felt they should.
Even though he was told you were stable he considered taking your soul if you didn’t make it in the end, keeping it close to him for as long as he can. He didn’t become rational again until he was told he could see you, and though you were still unconscious, he sat bedside and spoke to you, telling you how he’s right there for you. Though the moment you were stable enough to go home some time later you found he’d somewhat neglected his projects- being too concerned with you to focus.
He never truly left you alone after that, not wanting to risk losing you again, and not wanting to have to take your soul so soon. But in secrecy he kept the precious gold and glass ornament he would keep your soul safe in.
Kuai Liang
His heart felt like it had stopped when he was told you were caught in the accident, frantically trying to get more information from anyone who knew more. You were his everything, his beloved, so the idea of losing you made him feel ill. However, he fell to his knees when he was told you may not survive on the way to the hospital, begging you to please make it through it all.
While he couldn’t see you until you were stable enough he paced around your home, eyes always falling on places you’d always sit or be. He quietly stared at your side of the bed, unable to bear the idea of that place no longer being warmed by you.
The moment he was able to see you he dropped everything to come to your bedside. Seeing you so wounded hurt him; he told you he was there now, and that things would be okay- though truthfully, he was still scared. When you were strong enough to go home, he made sure you had your space to continue recovering, not letting anyone else really see you unless it was important.
Hanzo
He couldn’t handle the news as well as he wished he could, breaking down and begging to know if you had survived. Despite hearing that you had survived he could barely keep his head straight, demanding to know if you’ll make it. Even after being told you’d live, but needed intensive care he had a hard time staying strong- the fear of losing you crushing him every minute. The whole home felt cold without you, a feeling he couldn’t accept- an idea he refused to accept. You couldn’t die on him too, you just couldn’t.
He always dropped everything the moment he could visit you, telling you how much he loves you, and that he’s always going to be there. And as you recovered he became a little more lighthearted, smiling a bit more genuinely when he spoke to you. Sometimes another would accompany him, bringing little gifts like flowers to help keep you cheered up.
Upon coming home you’d find that most rejoiced, him having told everyone your progress in recovery. Though he kept you mostly to himself, wanting to embrace you and remind himself that you were really there, and had survived.
Erron
The idea of losing you hit him hard, reality sinking its teeth into him as he pleaded with whatever god was listening that you were alright. But when he was told you got caught in the disaster, and appeared to be severely wounded he had to bite back tears. He knew you had to live because you were such a strong person, he knew it, but it didn’t stop him from breaking down in private. Seated at the table he looked across to the chair you always sit in, unable to accept the idea that perhaps you’d never sit across from him again.
When visitation was granted he gladly neglected his duties to come see you, telling everyone off- not caring what he’d face later. At your side he’d dote on you more than ever, telling you how you just had to make it because he loved you so much. Though these turned to pleads and tears as he’d hold your hand tightly, giving you the softest kisses he could to your forehead.
Once you came home for the first time in what felt like forever to him, you’d find he’d made sure he had everything- blankets, pillows, anything to help keep you comfortable. He was told you could have long term pain from it all, and he accommodated the best he could to that; helping you reach things up above you or picking things up that you dropped.
Shao Kahn
You being caught up in a disaster so far away from him angered him, not at you, but at those who weren’t putting you before everyone else. He demanded that you get the best care, that he wouldn’t stand for you, his lover, to be put second. Despite his exterior however, in private he was distraught- the idea of losing you making him uneasy and agitated.
While he couldn’t see you himself he sent out people to see you, taking gifts to you and telling him your progress. Whenever he was told you were making good progress is the only time he’d be openly joyful, prideful of your strength. He’d boast about how strong you were, saying you would survive because you were too stubborn to go down like that.
Though once you were back in his arms you could feel how relieved he was, holding you as tightly against him as you could handle. You in his arms made his mind finally clear again; though he was as gentle as ever with you, seeing as you were still tender. Though now you found that others weren’t allowed to touch you unless it was to help with getting dressed when you were too sore.
#my works#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x reader#x reader#hanzo hasashi x reader#mk hanzo hasashi#mk scorpion#mk x reader#erron black#mk erron black#erron black x reader#mk sub zero#mk shang tsung#shang tsung x reader#shang tsung#mk shao kahn#shao kahn#shao kahn x reader
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Ooooo I saw your post! I’m not that anon but I have an ask type thing 😂
How would you write/describe a tk scenario in which Bakugo is made to pay for every horrible thing he’s done to Midoriya as a way of atonement?
I’m not sure if this goes with how you wanted us to ask, but turn that into whatever you want! 😋
Oh wow, this could be the premise for a whole story... and it nearly was, as I definitely toyed with the idea of a story in which everyone Bakugo has ever wronged exacts a ticklish revenge upon him. For Midoriya, that would probably mean months of uninterrupted, unfettered access to Bakugo's ticklish form lol
I think there are three possible ways to develop such a story: a humorous "realistic" one, a darker "unrealistic" one, and an even darker "AU" one. (I'm 100% misusing the terms in brackets.)
"Realistic": ...there are actually two: one where Bakugo tries to make amends, and one where everyone else jumps at the chance to inflict penitence. Sorry, I keep being cryptic lol The first one is actually the most unrealistic of all: Bakugo volunteers to be put in a "tickle booth" to make amends for all his wrongdoing (maybe as part of a fundraiser? I have ideas about this but I'll save them for another time), as he doesn't even know how to apologize. In this case, Kirishima is 100% behind this suggestion, and probably goading Bakugo into it with a "If you aren't ticklish, you should be fine. You're not ticklish, are you?" However, Bakugo would never go for it as he cares too much about what other people think.
The second one has him being forced in the above position. This is either because he was assigned to work on a project on which Kirishima took point (again, possibly a fundraiser), to which everyone who has a bone to pick with him will flock, or because he wanted to apologize to Kirishima specifically, and Kirishima demanded that he submit to that kind of penitence... but after having his share of fun on his own, he secretly filmed a few seconds and sent the video to everyone else, showing what he was doing and why, and inviting a loooot of people to join in.
"Unrealistic": Bakugo gets hit by a Quirk that weaponizes his sense of guilt against him. And either the villain in question is wicked and/or kinky, or Bakugo's subconscious default to a ticklish payback as it combines humiliation + powerlessness + his body being used against him. Deku would be a great avatar for his guilt to manifest... or heck, it's one of the 100 Quirks Deku has inherited, so he's intentionally doing this XD Which leads us to...
"AU": Villain Deku exacts a deranged revenge. @wigglywormy has written stories about this, if anyone's interested. This villain Deku would be absolutely merciless and using everything he knows about Bakugo's ticklishness against him. It would definitely start as revenge, then rapidly morph into a fun de-stressor for the villain after a hard day of scheming and running from the long arm of the law. You know, when all resentment evaporates but you still have a chained-up hero to take the stress away.
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So, as you can see there are a lot of possibilities XD This is already kind of long, so if anyone would like me to elaborate on any of these, absolutely do send me an ask about it! This was fun :-)
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We have a plan. I do not understand all of the details of the plan but it is a plan and that's better than dying hopelessly. Let's give it a go.
Alright, team meeting before we head in there. Here's what I'm thinking.
Prophecy said there is no version of events where we fight the Dweller of Strife and win. But prophecy also sent us to the Chosen One door that wouldn't open because we aren't the Chosen Ones.
Since Resh'an put his hand on the scale, we're having this confrontation here inside Clockwork Castle; Something that would have been impossible to occur under the normal events of the timeline.
That means we're actually off the map, in terms of prophecy. None of the "versions" of us fighting the Dweller of Strife ever accounted for us meeting Cael and... doing whatever his plan is going to do. Catalyzed Eclipse Magic is not a thing we ever had in this timeline before.
So. Who knows what's going to happen in there? Prophecies are overrated; We're forging our own destinies right now.
Okay. There are four extremely punchable people, two slightly less punchable people, and an unbeatable Dweller waiting for us in there. I want everyone ready to unleash a hurricane of violence. I want to hit them so hard that they don't even know whose boot is lodged up their ass. Except you, Resh'an, since you're not allowed to fight the Dweller. Let's go!
WHAT'S UP GUYS, HOW'S THE BROKEN RIBS!? You want me to do the other ones?
Oh, don't worry about that. It's never too early for violence. That's what coffee's for.
Are our previous altercations not a clear indicator of how this is about to go down? I wouldn't really call it "boldness" so much as "basic pattern recognition".
Hey! HEY! Don't focus on them; Focus on me. I'm the one threatening you right now. You can use your dying breath to wonder what that's about when we're done here.
This is how we count to four. One, two...
...three, four. Four dipshits! Ah-hah-hah!
Honestly, guys. I don't know why you try so hard to be threatening when you just aren't cut out for this. I don't know what you do for a living but it's clearly not combat.
What are you, Aephorul's tax accountants?
Oh fuck me, they stalled us for time again.
That's okay. We still have the plan. We just have to stick with the plan and then hopefully everything will be fine.
Either the four of us (not counting Resh'an) are about to slay a Dweller that took dozens of Solstice Warriors to bring down or we're about to die horrible, brutal deaths. But either way, it's going to look really cool.
Let's bring the Eclipse.
It's Go Time.
And now it's bombing us. I don't think it appreciated our Pocket Eclipse trick. I'm pretty sure we pissed it off.
*sigh* Goddammit, why am I so good at drawing aggro?
Ooooo I love it. Is that like the solar/lunar beam crystals? Is it, like, a concentrated eclipse crystal? It's perfect.
I know you weren't here for the fake birthday debacle but I want you to know that this present just unruined it for me. Thank you so much.
"Hold the line while I charge up energy to unleash the murder beam that wins the day" but with extra steps. Got it.
This will be easy. I'm fantastic at drawing aggro.
As agreed. No argument from me. I'm honestly surprised you came this far with us.
Now, I have a job to do: Be as obnoxious as humanly possible. Ahem.
HEY POINDEXTER, get down here, I want a word. I was told you were supposed to be scary. Big bad Strife killed two dozen Solstice Warriors. But this? Seriously? All I see is glaucoma with wings. I've mugged scarier things than you.
If you're going to try that hard for the edgelord aesthetic, maybe reconsider the "Whole Body Eyeball" thing. Not exactly the most formidable part to present. A slightly off-target eyeliner pencil could take your whole ass out.
Plus, Dweller of Strife? What, was Dweller of Bickering taken? Can you get more generic? At least Torment rolled off the tongue. Torment. There was a title that filled me with terror. Your name sounds like you want to debate.
There we go, I think that got it. Now we just have to try not to die horribly. Don't tell the Dweller but, actually, Debate Bros are the worst kind of abomination.
HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY GARL! That is not acceptable Dweller behavior!
YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, ASSHOLE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA WE'VE GOT THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is actually a piece of cake. All we need to do is channel our magic into the cannon, right? I've got the perfect spell for that.
I see your eye lasers and raise you invincibility moons asshole. Choke on my brick wall of lunar magic! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm giving Cael's team a raise after I snipe them from Aephorul. Zale heals and I keep up the invulnerability shields, and all the while...
You can't break these walls, Dweller of Strife. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST
Oh. You are. You are literally breaking the....
No
Stop
That's cheating! T_T
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck where's Zale fuckfuckfuck he had two invincibility moons when we fell he has to be okay fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Oh, he's okay. Spent both invincibility moons but he's okay.
Not for long though. Uh. Hi. We. Um. Now we both said some things that maybe we both regret, and if we can just try to see things from the other's point of view then maybe--
Okay, that's fair.
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Ash do you think that when Slimecicle hugged flippa, she was cold? She was not his girl he knew, he knows this, but he continues to hug her frail and broken body despite it obviously being a plot for a code.
He knows his daughter. He knows her mannerisms. But a man so struck with grief could not see if he even wanted to.
Q!slime was always the one looking out for her things, in the spinning wheel room, in the graveyard, etc. But when he sees nothing, he knows he will not have a part.
But now with her back, with the redundant and futile attempts to keep his Flippa safe- he remembers how she really was.
He hates to even blink around flippa in fear that she will disappear once more. He was so hesitant to leave her. But...he believes that is his daughter. He has no reason to not trust her, after all. She remembers their fights. The mines. The pranks. The dances. The music. Or..had she learned it through other manners?
He knows she is a code, but for him he is just a dad without his daughter.
Ooooo don't listen to deftones while you think about q!slime and flippa ooo it wouldn't be fucking heart wrenching at all
max im really going throug h with it this time. there are tears in my eyes you cant be doing this to me i actually whisper-screamed stop as soon as i started reading THIS ONES FUCKING EVIL DUDE
do you think when he kissed her forehead his lips left a mark of code. he knows that never used to happen his mind forcibly connects the dots between her destroying the sign and now but he ignores it. he ignores it the same way he ignores how cold her hands feel and how lifeless her typing and movements are. he ignores it the same way he ignores her calling him dad instead of papa and taking a couple extra seconds to set up the backflip. he ignores it the same way he ignores his tears falling and hitting her cheek, spreading the code even further.
he couldnt get used to her being back the whole time man. he kept checking on her whenever she was invisible, making sure she was still around and ok. he kept holding her as much as possible, whispering into her hair "im so glad youre back. im so glad youre back ive missed you so much" do you think hes saying that to reassure himself she really is back? that he really can be glad? when he walked upstairs to end stream, do you think he was telling the truth when he said he finally thinks hes being a better parent? or was he trying as hard as he could to convince not us, but himself.
he's just a dad without his daughter. and now that shes back he finally thinks a better life is possible. he doesnt care she seems off or her manerisms have changed or her typing is weird, he loves his daughter. all he cares about is being with her again despite all odds, and if that version of "her" isnt normal hes fine with that. as long as she tells him she loves him and holds him in her strangely cold arms he will be content for as long as flippa wants him to be.
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#qsmp#we have mail :]#max im so slash srs rn i have tears in my eyes#DEFTONES AND SLIMECICLE IM DISTRAUGHT YOU CANNOTTT BE FUCKING DOING THIS TO ME
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@taznovembercelebration - Serious
"The situation I'm about to pitch to you is hypothetical," Lup said, which was always a great way to start a conversation about something that Taako was sure was definitely not hypothetical. But he nodded anyway and said,
"Shoot."
Lup was lounging over the side of the top bunk in their shared quarters, her head and hair hanging down directly into Taako's space. She was lucky he didn't have any scissors on him. They were technically supposed to be working, but what was Davenport going to do if they didn't organize the lab files after Lup had almost dripped acid onto half of them? Fire the two of them? Unlikely. That'd make for an awkward reset in a few weeks.
"So imagine there's this guy-"
"Is he hot?" Taako interrupted because that was important.
"…yes," she said after a few seconds of deliberation. "So, so hot. It's unbelievable how hot he is."
"I'm listening," Taako said.
"So imagine there's this guy," Lup went on. "And he's super hot and super nice to you all the time. And at first, you're just like, ehhh. But then you're like ooooo, because you're around him a lot and he's just very- he's a good man! He's fun! What do you do?"
"This seems like it's not hypothetical," Taako said, instead of saying "fucking finally" because this was not the time.
"It is," Lup said, like a liar. "Super hypothetical, super hot-" Taako pulled a face now. He wasn't sure what went wrong with Lup's definition of hot, but here they were. "-super kind, incredibly funny, great to be around-"
"Great fashion choices, too, I bet," Taako said.
"Taako." The bed above him creaked as Lup rolled over, now hanging down toward him. "I feel like you're not taking me seriously."
"Oh, I'm taking you so seriously," Taako said, not taking this seriously at all. "I'm just saying like, if this fantasy guy is super hot and super nice, why can't he have great fashion choices too?"
Lup pursed her lips and squinted her eyes at him.
"Gotta round out his character," Lup said. "Now are you gonna answer the fucking question or not! What do you do! It's important!"
"This hypothetical guy is important?"
"Taakoooo," Lup groaned, lifting her head back up and out of his view. The bed squeaked again and Taako could just imagine Lup covering her eyes with her hands. "Answer the question!"
"I would tell him how I feel and maybe like, go on a date if he's down. Which, hypothetically, I'm pretty sure he would be."
"You would not," Lup said.
"I would!" Taako defended, sitting up. "Hypothetically, I could go ask this guy out right now and then you could sit in here and be sad because I've snatched Barry up for myself-"
"Shhh!" Lup said, leaning back over the side so fast that she launched her entire body down. She hit the floor with a thud and Taako laughed so hard he started coughing. Lup scrambled up onto his bed, hitting his arms. "Taako shut the fuck up!"
"You fuckin'-" Taako couldn't even get a word out between his laughter. He had tears in his eyes. And Lup's tense look of disapproval was not helping his situation. "Just- give me a second- ohhhh boy-"
"You're an awful brother," Lup said.
"Yeah, yeah," Taako said, wiping his eyes. He sniffed and cleared his throat, struggling not to break into another round of laughter when he looked back over at Lup. "Oof, okay, okay- so you like Barry- ah! Don't give me that look, you're not that fuckin' discreet, Lup. He might not have figured it out but that's 'cus he's too busy staring at your ass or whatever-"
"He does not-"
"Not that you've noticed," Taako said. Lup's ears began to flush. "But trust me, the rest of us have been waiting so long, oh my gods."
"I didn't know until cycle nineteen!" Lup said defensively.
"Nineteen?" Taako said. "Oh, babe, no. Damn, you're both just super stupid-"
"Is this supposed to be helpful?"
"Oh, right," Taako said. "No, okay. So you like Barry and you want to know hypothetically what you should do in this situation. Right?"
"…right," Lup said, eyes narrowed.
"Well, it's Barry," Taako said. "If I were you, I would tell him like, straight out. 'Cus he's not gonna notice otherwise, y'know? Barry's not the, uh, pick up the clues kinda guy with feelings. Maybe if you were like, one of the engines, then he could figure it out. But you're a person with big emotions and you just gotta tell him. Seriously."
"But-"
"No, no, no," Taako said. "No but's. For real, Lup, he's not gonna notice."
"But what if he doesn't like me back," Lup said, hugging her knees to her chest. "I- I don't know what I'd do in that situation."
Taako took a deep breath. He loved Lup, with his whole heart. She was his foundation, his twin, the person he trusted with everything. But goddamnit, sometimes he wished she was smarter. What the fuck does she mean "what if he doesn't like me back?" Has she been under a rock for the last twenty-four years?? Did she hit her head too hard when she fell from the bed?
"Lup," he said, with the patience you could only get if you had a dumb fucking sibling, like goddamn. "If you haven't noticed by now, we're gonna be here for a while."
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