#on the second picture they say what a cutie 😭
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1975年映画誌「スクリーン」より抜粋 なんとチャーミングなピーター・フォーク♪
Excerpt from the 1975 film magazine "Screen". What a charming Peter Falk♪
#on the second picture they say what a cutie 😭#「コロンボの休日」ピーター・フォークさま。なんてなんてキュート♪#columbo holiday#peter falk
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toji making suggestive comments towards reader infront of newborn megumi, then reader getting mad at him telling him to never do it again 😭😭
⟣ tags. dad!toji x female reader. fluff + suggestive themes. reader gets called ‘mama’.
“don’t start.”
you knew it — just by taking one glance at your husband from your seat at the couch — you knew toji was up to no good. his hands in the pockets of his shorts, eyes half lidded whilst checking you out and the corner of his lip curled up into a menacing grin; he was seconds away from making inappropriate comments about you, to you.
“ain’t said nothin’ yet.” toji shrugs, smirk still in place. he sits down next to you on the couch and looks down at the baby who was curled up on your chest.
it was an adorable picture; to see the mother of his child being so nurturing and caring, so loving and content. it was an every day sight, yet those mundane moments intensified the urge to take you to the bedroom and shower you with his. . . affection.
megumi babbles something in the meantime, his saliva creating a wet spot on your shirt — which you don’t mind since you’ve gotten used to it, “what is it, ‘gumi? hmm? cutie.”
you giggle and tickle your little son gently. your focus was entirely on him instead of toji, who had already snuck an arm around your waist by the time you realised the proximity. his breath tickled your ear;
“you look so fuckin’ sexy right now, mama.”
you gasp in response. not at the seductive and flirtatious words your husband had whispered, but rather at the fact that he cussed in front of megumi. you made it a household rule — to try and swear less in front of your child. and yet there toji goes, breaking that rule a week after its made.
“toji. what’d i say about cussing in front of your child?” you warn with a glare, but that does nothing more than turn toji on more. he loved it when you bossed him around or had an attitude.
megumi’s babbles and coos had died down eventually. he was more engrossed by the way his parents were interacting in front of him. you didn’t seem as ‘happy’ with toji’s words, however, and that made the emergency alarms in the little baby’s head go off;
“bwah! bwah!” megumi’s smacks toji’s thigh with his tiny hand. the impact wasn’t rough, but the sound of the slap on toji’s bare skin sure made it seem like it was.
you grin as megumi comes to your ‘rescue’. the small slaps didn’t seem to stop until toji gave up and defeatedly redrew from you—scooting just a few inches away from his son and wife.
“got what you deserved.” you lightheartedly comment to your husband. megumi didn’t seem to stop there; the kid sticks his tongue out towards his father’s direction for a split second—rubbing salt into the wound.
“watch it, megumi. i’ll fight ya if it means i get y’r mommy’s attention.” the dark-haired man jokes with a smirk tugging at his lips, his fist gently and carefully making contact with megumi’s chubby cheek. the little boy huffs and instantly tries to nibble onto toji’s knuckles, which was incredibly adorable.
“oh-ho? seems like i finally have an opponent worth fighting. .” toji comments before lifting his hands up in the air, fingers bent at the knuckles, teeth bared — re-enacting a scary monster creature of some kind,
you watch the two with amusement; megumi wasn’t backing down at all and was flailing his arms in the air as toji slowly approaches him again, making tiny noises in protest. your husband was also making some noises, though less. . . cute. his were more growling like—it showed the dedication to his role, at least.
“got’cha! c’mere,” toji grins as he suddenly grabs and lifts megumi up in the air; putting him in air-jail as he likes to call it. the baby kicks and squeals, trying its best to get out, “now—are ya gonna let me show mama some affection or should we do this the hard way?”
megumi protests once more like he actually knows what was said to him and kicks his legs frantically, causing both toji and you to laugh at your baby’s antics.
you sat back and watch the two go back and forth like that for a good while, enjoying the moment. you felt all giddy seeing them interact and wanted nothing more than to kiss and cuddle with both.
and of course, you wished that precious moments like these would never come to an end any tjme soon.
#ෆ : parenting 101.#jjk x reader#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk fanfic#jjk fic#toji x you#jjk x you#jjk fluff#toji fluff
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an old friend | charles leclerc x fem! reader
summary; y/n and charles used to be best friends and even had crushes on each other until she had to move away to england at 13. but thanks to her job as an influencer, she’s invited to the miami gp where there she reunited with a childhood friend.
fc; merveyano
warnings; ? idk maybe a suggestive comment
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; guess where i’m goingggg] [caption 2; monacoooo!! hoping to meet some old friends here 😁]
yourbestfriend replied to your story !
yourbestfriend just say ur still in love w charles
yourusername i’m not in love 😭😭 besides i was just a 13 yr old girl w a crush🤒🤒🤒
yourbestfriend yeah and he got rid of that bieber cut and he’s a cutie now
yourbestfriend and ferrari invited you, there’s your chance! 😁
yourusername i just wanna be friends w him again, i don’t necessarily need to date him😐
yourbestfriend yeah but like i said, he’s a cutie
yourusername i mean…. true🫢
yourusername i’m sure he has tons of models wanting him though, i just miss my old best friend!
yourbestfriend OUCH wow🤕🤕
yourusername c’mon y/b/f😕😕
yourbestfriend set me up w lando norris and i’ll forgive you ( and kiss charles )
yourusername ????? Y/B/F??
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yourusername: monaco u were amazing as always n that ferrari dining hall is fire 🔥
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yourbestfriend: and that d is fireeeee🔥🔥 ( was it tho ??? )
yourusername: y/b/f ur on a timeout.
username: help the second picture ??
username: my role model😍😍
username: base is always flawlessssss
username: the 🫶 around charles she’s just like me lmfaoooo
charles_leclerc: glad to show you where the best food on the paddock is😎😎 your love for pasta never went away, huh?
yourusername: cha i have a bowl of pasta at least once a day since i was 10 🥸🥸🍝🍝
username: omg charles and y/n????
username:gorgeous gorgeous girls are f1 fans 💆♀️💆♀️
scuderiaferrari: we loved having you in our garage 😎❤️
yourusername: tysm for inviting me🥹🥹
charles_leclerc: YES thank you thank you😁
username: y/n and charles knew each other from before?
yourusername: he’s an old friend !😁
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; the photographer] [caption 2; the outcome 😸]
yourbestfriend replied to your story !
yourbestfriend so did y’all kiss?
yourusername noooooo
yourbestfriend LIAR
yourusername he took me out for lunch then we maybe shared a kiss or two 🥸🥸
yourbestfriend LIARRE
yourusername okay definitely more than 2 kisses😁
yourusername so maybe i still did have a crush on him and maybe he had a crush on me this whole 🤓
yourbestfriend TOLD UUU
yourbestfriend now wyd talking to me go kiss mr. cutie
yourusername u don’t gotta tell me twice 🫡
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yourusername: i forza’d his ferrari
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charles_leclerc: i’d let you forza my ferrari anyday 😊
landonorris: i have a feeling this has a different meaning,..
yourbestfriend: you’re definitely right (heyyyyyy)
yourusername: 🤫
username: the caption???? i’m???
username: WOW she’s so pretty i can’t
username: charles 🤤
username: girls who drive ferraris>>>
username: she sprinkle sprinkled too hard n is now a wag
yourusername: the best type of sprinkle sprinkle 😇😇😇
username: QUEEEEN
username: she’s a ferrari gyal now
username: ugh she is the moment 😍
francisca.cgomes: miss u sm!!!🥹
yourusername: miss u too😢 next time we hang out just us girls so we don’t third wheel our bfs💆♀️
pierregasly: hey now, it wasn’t like that!
francisca.cgomes: ….. i’m not even saying anything 😁
charles_leclerc: ??????? what
yourusername: so true bae so true
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc scenarios#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine
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instagram posts with bf ateez !
pairing: idol ot8 ateez x soloist idol reader (no prns used)
genre: one shot smau, fluff, est. rel.
cw: /
notes: i'm using this gradient colour to my heart's content it's opened a whole new world for me
hongjoong (홍중)
yn.ln
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yn.ln behind the scenes
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fanacc342 DOES THAT MEAN WE'LL SEE YN IN THE MV MAKING VIDEO????
captainjoong no i'm gatekeeping
fanacc772 why does he look shorter than usual
yn.ln BYE 😭
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yn.ln hi future husband
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fanacc774 THE CAPTION????
yn.ln teehee
toothlessonmars why did i not see you take the second pic...
fanacc912 bro acting like he's not blushing giggling kicking his feet in the air over yn's caption
yunho (윤호)
yn.ln
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yn.ln if i hadn't taken pictures you guys would never believe this man gave me a weather report on our date
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fanacc839 so unserious omg 😭
yunhogizer but it was the most accurate weather report you've ever heard, no? 🤨
yn.ln you said today was going to be filled with thunderstorms and lightning. it was the hottest day of the year.
yeosang (여상)
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yn.ln date with boyfriend
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fanacc869 what's with ateez and chonky shoes 😭
yn.ln i bought those for him </3
fanacc082 is yn being replaced... 😨
hehetmon yes
san (산)
yn.ln
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yn.ln i love you
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fanacc019 STOP YN BOUGHT THE MAGAZINE MY HEART 😭😭😭
choimountain i love you too ❤️
fanacc979 WITH THE HEART EMOJI ENOUGH
mingi (민기)
fix_on
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fix_on thank you yn ❤️
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yn.ln 💋💋
fanacc840 OKAY but let's talk about how the cat says 'i love you' and yn's representative emoji is a cat i'm gonna start crying
fanacc111 why would you say this
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yn.ln two cuties
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young_story another one was behind the camera ;)
fanacc474 SDKGJSKFJKE WOOYOUNG
fanacc384 why do they kinda look similar...
yn.ln WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
jongho (종호)
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yn.ln "anyway, when you meet me, don't wear converses..."
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fanacc399 continue the lyric yn?? 🤨🤨
yn.ln ...no
choijohn what's with the caption
yn.ln idk what's with you
skits if you don't get the reference, search up converse high bts lyrics and read the next line of the caption...
choijohn 😲😲😲
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inspiration: @kairoot
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jolene // logan sargeant
summary: nothing breaks the internet more than international recording artist dolly parton appearing in the williams garage. well, nothing more than finding out that her granddaughter is dating a certain f1 rookie
pairing: logan sargeant x parton! reader
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y/nparton this one's personal. i came back to tennesse after spending a year doing my undergrad. by that point, i'd dropped out of university, found myself drinking to regulate my anxiety, and was ready to walk away from it all. without all the love from my parents, from my grandma and from my dear L, i don't think I would have made it out alive.
"i got so high that i saw jesus" is out now on all streaming platforms.
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theofficialdolly I’m so proud of you, sweetheart!
user I wish I was as strong as you are tbh
user you wtf is Logan Sargent doing here fr?
-> user hear me out, hear me out: look at the second picture. clearly she has a boyfriend. her boyfriends name starts with an L. she has the name ‘Logan’ engraved on her guitar, all this time I just thought it was the brand name, but what if it’s her lovers name?
user I have never felt so many emotions in one song before
yourbestfriend SLAY QUEEEN!!! IM SO PROUD IF YOU AND I MISS YOU
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logansargeant my evaluation of your cowboy reputation has me thinking you’re a cutie and I am hopelessly in love with you
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oscarpiastri thank god were allowed to talk about it now, you were getting insufferable
-> logansargeant oh be quiet
y/nparton love you most, florida boy
-> logansargeant love you to saturn, country girl
liamlawson30 Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Jo-leneeee
-> alex_albon IM BEGGING PLEASE DONT TAKE MY MAN
-> oscarpiastri PLEASE DONT TAKE HIM JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
-> user not the Jolene jokes, they’re so unserious 😭
theofficialdolly you take good care of my granddaughter, young man. welcome to the family.
-> logansargeant of course, ma’am. I love her with my whole heart and soul.
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y/nparton memphis, always a pleasure 🩶
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user DID YOU SEE HOW SHE RAN INTO LOGANS ARMS AFTER SINGING YOU SEXY THING?
—> user AND THEN SHE GAVE HIM HER COWBOY HAT I AM NOT OKAY
oscarpiastri okay so maybe I do like country music
-> logansargeant says the guy who was singing the climb in the car on the way there
logansargeant proud of you sweetheart ❤️
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user this is the sexiest american power couple I have ever seen # pargeant4eva
user my american royals
user so does this mean we get dolly in the williams garage more often
-> williamsracing yes.
SONGS MENTIONED
I got so high that I saw Jesus - noah cyrus
save a horse ride a cowboy - big&rich
you sexy thing - zella day
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@magnummagnussen @twinkodium @httpiastri @arshiyuh @userlando @mignonricciardo @oconso @lorarri @thatsdemko @libraryofloveletters @sidcrosbyspuck @scuderiamh
#logan sargeant x reader#f1 imagine#formula one x reader#f1 smau#logan sargeant x you#f1 x reader#ig aus
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Idk if you remember but you wrote a small drabble where reader was konigs secret admirer and it's been eating at my brain ever since😭 would you ever consider making it an actual story?
Oh I fell in love with the concept too! Here's a part 2 to that little drabble, I humbly offer it to you with my fluffy little paws ^^
CW: 18+ smut, fluff. Nothing bad here, just sweetness. Ok maybe a tiny bit of biting and light angst because it’s König after all... (Part 1 here)
He still doesn’t know who the mystery girl is.
She likes to tease him with cute messages and a photo of her tits but won’t tell him her name or where she lives. The girl won’t come to meet him so that he can show her some love, nor will she agree to go on a date with him. She just responds to his pathetic suggestions with a bundle of emojis that are about to drive him crazy, and another message that says: “Soon!”
König has to fall back on the bed and go to sleep with a rock hard dick and a set of twitching, lonely hands. His dream of having a proper girlfriend was shoved on the back burner ever since he joined the Jagdkommando, but now there’s a certain girl inside his head, a new, even better dream he can’t repel. The next day is no better; he even forgets what he was supposed to bring home from the store, knowing his mom will only sigh and tell him they’ll survive without some ingredient they both know is very well essential.
He stands before the butters and spreads, trying to recall what his mother wanted when he hears a soft gasp further down the aisle. He turns his head and barely catches the sight of a woman, turning in her heels and rushing down the flour section, just somewhere out of sight.
Hope and curiosity spark inside him as he leaves the butter and darts after her, calling “Hey” and “Wait” between the shelves as she flits towards the cashier in mild terror. He chases her as if he were trying to catch a thief, and the girl picks up her pace, then slows down to a complete halt… and turns.
Lovely, fearful eyes behold him the immediate second she meets his gaze, immobile hands clutching a bag of croissants and a jar of chocolate butter against her chest.
He slows down his jog and arrives in front of her with a smile, but the girl only looks more and more afraid. Even her jaw is clenched shut, the spitting image of a prey who just got caught.
“You’re her, aren’t you? The mystery girl,” he asks, trying to make it clear as day just how excited he is to finally meet her in person.
Her eyes stay wide as she blinks, the little bag of croissants crunching a bit further in her grip as she tries to shield her vital parts.
“Are you done shopping…?”
Still no answer.
She’s shy, just like he is... Maybe even more so, which is incredibly endearing: the same girl who sent him a picture of her boobs last night, the same girl who had no trouble teasing him to the point of leaking cum all over his sheets is as shy as a deer when caught in daylight.
It’s so incredibly cute… He thought she was a seductress of the most dangerous kind, but here she is now, looking up at him as if he was some boogieman about to come and snatch her away.
His smile only widens as he looks at his little minx who just tried to run away from the individual she’s sent postcards and love letters to ever since they were kids… Who knew his secret admirer was a bashful little cutie who sneaks around the local store to get herself some sweets and snacks?
“Let me pay for those,” he gestures at the products in her hand.
Another awkward silence follows until she finally turns her eyes to the floor and nods.
Perhaps it’s not that odd that she sent him anonymous notes and talked to him in texts and letters if she’s this timid -- he of all people should know how tough it is to walk to someone he likes and tell them he wants to go out. But he can’t help but wonder if the girl is mute, or partly deaf, or both. He wouldn’t mind. As long as they understand each other, it’s perfectly fine.
She looks at him like he’s a god —or a monster—while he pays for her humble delicacies. She stares at him with eyes still wide while putting the groceries inside a tiny cotton bag she has with her, and says nothing when he extends his hand towards her.
“Here. Give it to me.”
He’s trying to act the part of a gentleman to the full, and she offers the floor a tiny smile while handing him the bag. It weighs less than a half kilo, but the gesture is all that seems to matter because she is indeed smiling, shy and pleased as he shoulders the so called burden for her.
“I can walk you home if you like?” he suggests while pushing the door open for her.
She steps out into the luminous sunlight, eyes squinting a little from the sudden brightness. Then she turns to him and says her first meek words.
“But... Then you’ll know where I live…”
“Ah! She talks,” he laughs with a full smile and watches with a spreading warmth in his chest how she starts to grin, too. She’s looking at the asphalt and her shoes but she’s smiling, incredibly beautiful and pretty, outshining even the prettiest summer day.
“Don’t worry,” he starts to banter with increasing confidence—when has he ever teased anyone, let alone been confident around a girl he likes? “I promise I won’t come howling under your window at night...”
“It’s… It’s not that,” she laughs and bites her bottom lip. “I still live with my mom…”
She starts to walk towards where he lives, and he follows, his long legs catching up with her with ease.
“There was the COVID, and my mom is a little unwell… And with the economy… I’m still a student,” she explains while they stroll down the street.
“Really? I’m a student, too.”
“Oh…? What are you studying?”
“How to kill people,” he shrugs, cursing his stupid carefree mouth immediately. “Fuck… Sorry. That was… I mean, I’m in the army.”
“It’s okay,” she smiles.
He sneaks a peek her way, and she indeed doesn’t seem to be shocked in the slightest. Far more frightened she looked at the store when he noticed her and began to chase the poor girl.
They proceed to talk about what he does and why, how he only just returned from a month’s training that included concealment training in the mountains. She seems interested enough in his choice of career, which he tries to make sound as striking as possible, far more intriguing than it actually is. He tries to appear a little too glorious in her eyes, fearing he won’t live up to the reputation and fantasy she has built inside her pretty little head.
What if she wanted him to be a doctor instead of a moronic soldier? Maybe she fantasized about a lawyer or a historian with whom she could have fascinating conversations… And he’s just babbling nonsense about weather meters and ghillie suits.
But her eyes are still smiling, always at him when he looks away and starts to talk with his hands. When they arrive at the little wicket gate leading up to her house, he notices she lives only about a kilometre away from his childhood home.
She was always here, and he never knew anything about it… His secret admirer, his passionate seducer, turns out to be a harmless, lovely angel who lives right in the neighbourhood.
She takes her little cotton bag and turns to open the gate, and his hands twitch and flex. Say something clever, his mind yells, ask her out for fuck’s sake… But he needn’t worry, for his precious girl next door immediately turns back and shields her eyes from the sun while looking up at him.
“I’m sorry… I froze a little at the store. I just… This wasn’t how we were supposed to meet...”
“No? What did you have in mind for us then?”
She drops her hand back down and gives him a little halfway shrug, embarrassed.
“I don’t know. I just… I don’t even have any make-up on...”
He risks to bring a hand to her face, his thumb on her cheekbone, sweeps a little arc there to let her know she’s fucking beautiful.
“You’re very pretty,” he says, and she raises her eyes back to his, this time looking like she’s being blinded by the sun even if he’s shielding her from it.
“I really liked the picture you sent me,” he says boldly, and for the second time this afternoon, hopes the earth could swallow him right then and there.
A pretty girl sends him one nice picture of her tits, and he has to be an asshole about it… She looks super uncomfortable, so flustered that she nearly guides her face away from his palm.
Fuck that he’s stupid… Must he always be such an idiot and fuck everything up?
“I’m sorry... I meant to say that–”
“I’m glad you liked it,” she rises on her toes and plants a quick, flustered peck on his cheek, then turns to the gate as quickly as a whirlwind. Opens it, and returns solely to give him a bashful, naughty little smile.
“I liked your picture too,” she says so softly he can barely hear it.
“...Oh,” he squeaks, cheek still burning from her kiss.
“Do you want to come and see me tonight...? Mom usually drops before ten...”
“I… I… Sure.”
…
It’s a catastrophe.
His old jeans barely fit him anymore, they’ve become way too tight around the thighs. He’s put on some weight during the past few years and made sure to go to the gym every slack hour he has at his disposal, which means he’s packed a bit of muscle here and there. That, along with the many outdoor trainings, have ensured his appetite remains even bigger than usual so it’s no wonder none of his old pants fit. The only ones that don’t look utterly suggestive and wrong are his grey sweatpants, which he wore to the store today. He can’t very well wear those on a date, no matter what all those thirsty TikTok memes say...
He sighs, and grabs the black military pants he had on when he came here, pairing them with a simple black T-shirt. That’s all he has in his drawers: black, black, black, a few white ones that have some food and coffee stains on them, stains that never leave no matter how hard his mom tries to wash them for him.
The house is silent as he slips the keys into his pocket and hollers that he’s leaving. Like some lovesick, unneutered dog about to slink into the night…
“Mom? I’m going out. I… I have a date.”
“At this hour...?”
“Yeah… We’re… Going out to look at the moon,” he makes up off the top of his head.
His mom would scold him for harassing some poor girl when it’s almost midnight, even if it was her who invited him to her house. And if he’s lucky, there’s going to be a lot more action than just staring at the moon together… Not that that’s all he wants; it’s just that he’s been lonely as fuck and could really use a hug.
Is it a crime, with the past that he has, to want some human contact? Some skin on skin memories that don’t include punching?
“My little boy,” his mom strolls into the room, looking at him with soft, worried eyes. “You look like you’re about to invade some poor, innocent country…”
“Eh… I know. All the other pants were too small.’
She smiles at him: seeing a grown man sweat like a pig before a date must be a silly sight, even more compelling when that man is your own boy. The clock ticks on the wall as she looks at him like he’s about to march off to war, his only shoes a pair of standard leather boots he’s used for two years now. He showed them some grease and a brush, managed to make them look a little less worn and torn – if he had known some cute girl back home had a crush on him, he would’ve visited a clothing store before he came here…
His mom raises a shaky hand and draws him down to kiss him on the cheek, her eyes glossy and hazed from the gathering tears.
“I’m glad you’re finally eating enough,” she whispers with a voice that barely holds intact, and they both know why it’s shaking, why everything’s trembling; her hands, her voice and her tears.
His bottom lip is twitching too from witnessing his mom being so happy for his sake. But he doesn’t want to cry. He must stay oblivious and strong and pretend that things are finally how they should’ve been: normal and easy and wholesome and good. For her, he will never show that he’s shaking… Too many things in her life have done that when she needed them to stay stable and safe.
“Wish me luck,” he gives her a nervous smile, laughing the tears away.
“I always do…”
He leaves before his tower crumbles, slips out into the sweet, scented night.
There’s roses somewhere, roses that smell heavenly, some early jasmine too that wishes to intoxicate his mind. He realizes he has nothing with him to take as a gift for her, and cusses again. This is a fucking date, and he’s not even dressed properly; he doesn’t even have flowers to bring with him… She’s going to think he’s a nobody, some penniless freak who dresses like a crazy person when he’s supposed to dazzle her and make her swoon.
On his way to her place, he stops to cut a small branch from a flowering rowan tree and shelters it from the gusts of wind that blow from the river. The tiny flowers are delicate and fragrant, not exactly what he would’ve taken to her had he been clever enough to visit a florist before they all closed. But it’s cute enough, to him at least, especially when it’s cut from the tree that was his safe haven as a boy.
The curtains at her window shift when he arrives at the gate, and he knows she’s been expecting him, waiting for the clock to strike ten as eagerly as he.
The front door opens, and there she is: dressed far more accordingly than he; his lady has slipped into a sweet summer dress like the angel that she is. It’s bright and yellow, far from the darkness he always wears, and his heart is slowly squeezing to bits inside his chest.
“Hey,” she gives him a wide, knee-buckling smile.
“Hey,” he smiles back, marching to her door like a horny, ugly wolf. “You want to go for a walk? It’s a beautiful ni–”
The moment he arrives at her feet, the moment she sees that he’s carrying a tiny branch from the rowan tree for her, she snatches the front of his shirt and pulls him inside with a surprising amount of strength.
His forehead hits the doorframe with a thick thud before he manages to bow, and there’s a bit of a commotion after that. He huffs something akin to Oof and laughs, making the angel flit around him in a wild, flustered shame, apologizing to him at least ten times.
“Oh my god, I’m sorry! I’m sorry… I’m sorry, I’m sorry….”
“Heh. It’s okay,” he smiles while rubbing the achy spot on his head. He’s forced to sit into an old wicker chair, wide enough to accommodate his back but far too low to hold his stature. He sinks inside it like a veritable giant while she continues to fuss around him, inspecting his “wound” and taking the offering from him with a helpless, embarrassed stare.
“I’ll get you some ice,” she says before leaving him in his chair, the flower he brought softly placed on the bed.
He’s afraid the furniture will break if he moves, so he stays as still as possible while taking in his surroundings, the soft girl adobe he has somehow managed to sneak his sorry rotten arse into.
She has a large TV in front of her bed, a gaming console and a lot of books, candles everywhere he steals a look. The beige bedding looks freshly changed and incredibly soft, and there’s an old bunny toy on her bedstand along with another book, both loved to bits. Some houseplants on the floor appear to be doing extremely well, a small leather bag and some makeup left scattered on her desk. Rocks and twigs and dried flowers rest on her window sill, treasures she’s gathered from her trails. It makes his heart grow soft because he knows she will probably put his little offering there too. A bouquet of expensive, luxurious flowers wouldn’t have hit their target at all.
She returns with a small pack of ice and rushes to him in her flowy, blooming summer dress. Descends on her knees and brings a small towel to his forehead before pressing the ice over it, ensuring that it’s not too cold to make him uncomfortable.
As if he could ever feel uncomfortable, seated in a wicker chair with an angel between his legs, treating his supposed wound with ice and the softest touch…
“Remember all those postcards you sent me?” he asks while she continues to look like the worst person who ever lived, simply because she was too eager to pull him inside her room.
“Sadly, yes.”
“Remember what you wrote to me?”
“Not really,” she says, dabbing the ice pack all over the rising bump on his head. “Something stupid, I suppose…”
“You told me that you love me.”
Her eyes dart to his for a while, hope and shame battling in her fae stare.
“...Oh God.”
“Many times. And then you told me that I’m cute…”
She sighs and brings the ice and the cloth somewhere in her lap. The breasts inside their soft little cell look astoundingly delicious when viewed from up here: he’s slouching in a chair and still, is able to take a rude little peek inside her dress. He slaps himself mentally for being such a goddamn pervert, but then she sighs again, the cute little peaches swelling inside her dress once more.
“That’s it?”
“That’s mostly it, yes…”
He’s getting hard here, which is a problem. A big, big problem…
His shy admirer never notices anything, not even when he softly gestures for her to give the ice to him. He continues to press it on his forehead, trying to concentrate on the cold sensation rather than the swelling dick in his pants.
How is he supposed to not grow hard when he knows this adorable little creature has been infatuated with him for so long? When he knows she’s flustered now, just from hearing him tease her about those silly, harmless cards?
“I kept every single one,” he tells her, only to watch how the shy girl grows even shyer.
“You didn’t…”
“I did.”
He tells her about the bullies and how they made it look like they had sent the cards, telling him no girl could ever want to be with him. It’s a sad attempt to fish for her affection and pity, words of contempt and judgement to hammer it home that he did receive those cards from this girl, he did, in fact, deserve to be loved and adored.
And then she starts to talk about how she watched him... How she went to a different school than him, but that she sometimes strolled behind him when he walked home. They shared the journey to and from school, and he was always completely unaware that he was being followed.
“You stared at this rowan tree for what seemed like hours,” she recalls with a sad smile. “Then, if a bee caught your eye, or a bird or some flower, you stopped to ogle at those instead…”
He laughs, but there’s a bittersweet stone in his chest. If he remembers correctly, these were the only times of the day he could drop his eternal guard: in school, he was being tormented by cruel kids and at home there lived a tyrant with his sad little subjects. Trees and bees and birds were a welcome distraction.
She smiles a little, but it’s not a happy smile, even if it is affectionate.
“My mom always told me to come straight back home,” she says. “But you were never in a hurry...”
He looks at her, and she looks back, some pity in her eyes. There arrives a sweet and sour pain in his heart, a feeling that comes from knowing there was someone who witnessed a glimpse of the hope and pain he lived in. That there was someone there all along…
“You even stopped to look at dog poo…”
“Heh... Was that the moment you fell for me?”
Her lip twitches, the pity in her stare breaks. She rises a little to lean forward, and he catches her with ease as she falls there into his arms, snug into his lap. His lips find hers without effort, and sensation bleeds: his hands are sweaty and shaking as he runs them down along her dress, cups her ass so that she gives a little gasp straight into his mouth.
That’s the thing he was pining for: for her to open that pretty little mouth so that he could pry it further open with his own. Plunge an exploring tongue inside, not too quick and not too greedy, just a little poke to see if she wants to be claimed.
The angel melts in his lap, like pure white snow, until he braces his core and rises to his feet. It’s now or never, and he’s not going to let this moment slip past his fingers. Somehow, they end up on the bed, the smell of fresh linens and her dainty perfume catching his nose before she presses a pair of weak hands on his chest.
“The flower...”
The flower... Of course.
The flower from the rowan tree.
He huffs a laugh on her face, a relieved smile as he understands she’s only worried about trampling his gift.
It’s set aside on the table, but right after that, he attacks her again, begins the ascension to heaven. His lips won’t get enough of her, not even as he drinks her like honeydew and ambrosia: the dress he used to associate with seraphs and summer now seems like a huge obstacle between his tongue and her skin, the need to taste more of her urgent in his hips.
“Can I take this off?” He roughs a hand down the fabric that shields her breasts, relishing the tiny moan that follows when he does that. “I want to kiss you everywhere…”
Her throat makes a wet, charming sound as she swallows, her eyes now pools of dark, drunken love.
“On one condition,” she tells him, out of breath. “If I can kiss you everywhere too?”
It’s a deal, his mind exclaims immediately, but his devilish grin is how he tells her he’s more than eager to accept these terms. His clothes find their way on the floor along with hers, black on black on yellow, but he won’t let her shiver in the cold for long. Like a man possessed, his body finds hers, her soft, naked skin colliding with his like heaven after all those lonely nights of slick, urgent fapping.
He’s not sure who’s worshipping who here, but he vows to never again let this angel fly under his radar, no matter how perfect of a guardian she has been. A guardian angel, following him with her blessed stare, sending him heavenly messages that were real and true all along.
She should be rewarded for her abundant gifts, and so his lips find her shoulders and her neck; they graze her nipples and claim her breasts in devouring that leaves her back arching on the bed.
“You don’t have a girl? Waiting for you back there...?” she asks shyly, even when half her tit is being sucked by his mouth.
“The only thing waiting for me back there is my hand,” he rasps while diving down, down, down, all the way past her navel and the mound she still tries to protect from plunder.
“...I can be your girl,” she whispers somewhere high above, her hands holding his head like that of an untamed dog. “If you want…?”
He breathes on the apex between her thighs, presses a furious kiss there without care.
“F-fuck…” she sighs those thighs open, and from that point on, nothing is enough.
It’s horrible that it must be so: that he finally gets to drink his fill, and it’s still not enough. Her sighs are not enough, her trembling body is not enough. Her attempts to muffle her moans with the back of her hand are not nearly enough.
He wants more, so much more: he wants to try all there is to this with her, forever and ever until the day he dies. He wants to hear her soil her tongue with more curses as he ruins her, bit by bit, just a little bit…
“Say it,” he pants into her glistening lips, “Say that you’re my girl…”
When she does nothing but whimpers in return, he attacks her with both teeth and tongue. Bruises the thigh beside her treasure before plunging straight towards the main prize with reckless want. That’s what finally forces the words out of her mouth: his tongue inside her cunt, delving so deep he has to breathe through his nose to keep from fainting.
“I’m your girl,” she moans on the bed, a bit louder now. “I’m yours, I promise… I always… Always…”
I always was….
She doesn’t say it. She doesn’t need to.
He grants her mercy after that, replacing the tongue with a finger or two. Slow wide circles over her clit accompanied by quick little pumps in her hole make her cum in no time, and he’s glad he listened to the dirty mess talk of his filthy comrades. Patience is not his virtue, but for her, he makes all the effort.... He for sure leaves a little memory on her thigh. It’s not very nice of him, and he fears those teeth marks might stay with her longer than just a few weeks.
Maybe she’ll forgive him if he fucks her after this, rocks her slowly and softly, fucks her like angels ought to be fucked. But no, fucking is not the right word... He wants to make love to her. Drink her moans right from her lips while he does it.
After the climax, he’s still hard and she’s still panting.
He wonders if he’ll get slapped or kissed if he asks for permission to put it inside now... His dick is throbbing while they stare at the ceiling together, but as always, his angel is two steps ahead.
“My turn,” she says with newfound vigour, and he gets more than he bargained for: everything and more as she gives his body the same attention he just gave her. Bites his nipples a little too hard, the little minx, licks his ribs as if it’s some kind of a contest to try and make him tickle. Laughs angel trails across his skin, draws a finger down his nether hair until she meets his jutting dick.
She gives him a tame little lick at first, then slowly, expeditiously, kisses his cock from root to tip. Before due time, his thighs start to tremble, and that’s when she takes it in her mouth: sucks and licks him deep until his abs and balls pull tight. The sheet in his fist threatens to get torn to shreds when he cums, and for a moment, he forgets everything, even his name, until he notices that the poor little thing can’t swallow all his load. She almost chokes on the first spurt, withdraws to cough with her mouth closed while he hisses fat curses past clenched teeth.
When he arrives back to Earth, there’s cum everywhere: on her face, on the sheets, all over his abdomen and his thighs, an eruption that spilled everywhere because his angel got a little appalled.
“I’m sorry,” she peeps with her mouth still full of it.
The poor girl swallows it bravely, and his heart is about to explode: his angel swallows his filthy load like a champ and looks so incredibly valiant while doing it.
“Hey,” he raises a shaking hand towards her, too weak to rise from the bed to comfort her. “It’s okay… You didn’t need to do that…”
“But I wanted to,” she complains while the thick, sticky cum drips down her cheek and onto her breasts.
“Shit… Come here,” he coaxes, and she crawls forward to nestle in the nook of his arm.
He uses the sheet to dry the rest of it off her face. She looks up at him with that trademark seraph stare, so helpless and in love—if this is what having a girlfriend is like, then he doesn’t feel bad at all that he had to wait a little longer than most men. It was worth all the trouble and toil that he has her here now, in his arms, batting her lashes sweetly.
“You’re still incredibly cute, you know...?” she whispers, and a mountain inside him moves.
It’s not sorrow, nor is it yearning; it’s just sweet, simple love. The room smells of salt and sin, but there’s nothing sinful about her when she cups his chin. He knows it’s not elegant to tell someone you love them on the day you've met them, but if the one you love happens to be an angel, then isn't it a sin not to confess?
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Fixing up
little tom, young love, reader being a lil sweety ,tom blushing, all that ushy gushy stuff
taglist: @oppopotamus @violentnewmarley @saumspam
Tom and ___ just got done finishing a movie and were now cuddling and enjoying each others company talking about stuff that's happening in their classes/ in their life.
Tom decides to wrap him arm around her back leaning in a tad bit but still leaving quite a gap, but not enough of a gap because ___ could see how bad his hair was getting and how badly it needed a re-twist.
"Tommie your hair is so outgrown you need to re-twist it" she whines tugging at one of the dreads closest to her. "I know, mum keeps on telling me too but i cant be assed" he groans taking the dread back from the girl.
"Ooo Tommie i could do it for you, pretty pleaseee" she beggs with puppy dog eyes "i promise it wont hurt cherries on top". After a few seconds he gives it to her begging and before he realises shes gone and down the hall starting the bath for him hair.
He gets up and cracks his back "my back is gonna kill me after this" thinking back to the time where him mum had his head over the sink to get his hair re-twisted when it was wet.
As he waddled to the bath room he sees a comfy chair with pillows and blankets all huddled around with bill dvd player with some movies stacked next to it.
"Ta da, do you like, i remember you telling me how it hurt when your mum did it cause of the tub so i thought this would be better, don't tell bill i have this tho he'll kill me" she giggles patting the chair in front of her.
"I could get used to this" he says a smirk on him face as he plops down on the chair taking his hair tie out of his hair, he feels soft hands rake through the dreads and he sinks into her touch, slowly drifting off.
He groggily opened his yes when he heard giggling, he looked his shoulder and saw the girl had packed all the things away and was leaning against the bench.
He still heard giggling even tho it was not coming from the girl, confused he looked towards the door and saw Bill, his mother and his step father all crowed by the door giggling.
He looked down and saw that bill had a camera in his hand he put two and two together that he had fallen asleep and bill had taken photos of him,
Him face when bright red in embarrassment and lunged forward to bill to grab the camera off of him but bill slipped away, Tom got tugged back by a soft hand on his own, he instantly knew it was the girl and didn't try to hard to pull back as he hung his face.
As the 2 adults walked away she closed the door, spewing complements that made his face even redder "stopp" he would whine but she just kept on going.
After a few minutes of this they hear a car pull up and Toms mother yells "___, your parents are here to pick you up" as she grabs the last of her things from the bath room she hugs tom goodbye whispering in his ear.
"You are such a cutie sleeper Tommie, i love you, see you at school" kissing his cheek goodbye. As he stands there shocked at what just happened he blushed again.
'Click' he hears and sees bill with his camera taking more pictures of him "Get back here BIll. UGH im gonna kill you!!" Tom yells at his Brother as he runs down the hall squealing.
Hope you enjoyed, dorry this is short im doing this before bed lol,
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𝙷𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂
description: lauren and her arsenal player girlfriend go on holiday for their year anniversary and use it as a way to remind everyone why they hold the top spot as fav woso couple
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lauren james x female y/n
disclaimer: I am in no way saying Lauren is gay or bi-sexual - this is strictly a work of fiction
there are not enough blurbs and imagines about lauren so I made some
entirely inspired by @daydreamingleclerc :))
some sexual themes and comments - nothing too bad :)
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Lj10 my girlfriend is hotter than urs 🤷♀️👍
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samanthakerr20: @y/n how do you look like that? 😭
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y/n: idk i cry a lot???
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username1: LMAOOOOOO
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username2: she’s so fcking stupid 😂😭
mbrighty04: y/n damnnnnn 🔥🔥
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y/n: heheheh 😙
leahwilliamsonn: okayyyyyy 😍
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y/n: it’s all for u captain 😇
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Lj10: the fck? 🤨🤨
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leahwilliamsonn: shhhh this doesn’t involve you lj
katie_mccabe11: lauren your insta is turning into a y/n fanpage mate …
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y/n: tbf mine is the same for her 😝
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katie_mccabe11: that’s cause ur a simp 👍
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y/n: damnnn grandma learning the kids speech 🥹
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katie_mccabe11: you’re only 21 shut up! 😡
username3: SHES SO HOT OMG 😍😍
username4: fuckkkkkkkkk 🔥🔥🔥
username5: 🍑🍑🍑
miafishel10: how many takes did the second photo take? 😭
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Lj10: too many mate
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y/n: IT HAD TO BE PERFECT BABY 😠
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lucybronze: bet lj didn’t complain too much wth you on top of her tho y/n 😶😶
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Lj10: ;)))
stanwaygeorgia: Cuties 🥺
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y/n: 😊😌
y/n: alsoooo my girlfriend’s hotter than urs baby 💋
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Lj10: liar 🙄
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y/n: ik u r but what am i? 🤷♀️
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Lj10: hottest girl in the world ;)
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y/n: I have once again been outplayed lads 🥹
Arsenalwfc: looking peachy y/n! ❤️
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play at the hotel bowling alley ✔️
lauren gets hit on by the waitress whose been serving us all night ✔️
lauren reply with asking for another drink for ‘her missus’ ✔️
me not slapping a bitch ✔️
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leahwilliamsonn: ShUt UP 😭
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y/n: Wasn’t like we’d been snogging all night either 😠
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reece: shoulda slapped her mate 😂
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Lj10: don’t start !!
username2: I LOVE REECE AND Y/N’S RELATIONSHIP 🥹🥹🥹
katie_mccabe11: I imagine you were fuming ??! 😡
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y/n: nahhh we went and made out in their photo booth and left one of the three print-outs on their cute print wall 💋💋
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lucybronze: iconic 😂
username3: don’t be shy - tell us her name 😶😶
keirawalsh: who won ?? 🤨🤨
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mbrighty04: nahhh lj all the way 👍👍
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caitlinfoord: nah y/n has to be ! xx
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y/n: It was Caity! 😌😌
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Lj10: let you win baby @y/n
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y/n: take that back you little shit 😡
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Lj10: I’m older and taller love 😂
username4: why would she come onto lauren tho ??? like these two are SO in love ?! 😡
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username5: cause lauren’s famous !! 🙄🙄
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mbrighty04: I CANNOT WITH YOU TWO 😭
y/n: hehehehehheh 😘
reece: how do i bleach my eyes ?? 😭
y/n: i can do it with a spoon if you need? xx
reece: i hate you sm
jbeattie91: Amber would like to say she is stealing all of these poses for us 😝
y/n: YALL WOULD EAT THESE OMG 😫😫
lucybronze: you two 🙄🥺
y/n: luv u too !!
miafishel10: HAWT 🔥
y/n: like you b 😉😗
samanthakerr20: YOU LEFT THAT?
ON THE WALL?
FOR EVERYONE TO SEE?
y/n: nahhh only pictures 2-4 😜
samanthakerr20: you give me gray hairs
k says you guys r cute tho
y/n: omg say hi to her i miss her sm !! 🥺💋
katie_mccabe11: jesus god
y/n: not in this place of worship
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miafishel10: HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD 😭😭
stanwaygeorgia: PLOT TWIST LMAO 😂
lucybronze: omg NO
y/n: istg luce imma slap this bitch - SHES ASKED LJ THREE TIMES IF SHE WANTS HELP PUTTING SUNCREAM ON
lucybronze: i kinda want you too, but Keira is saying no to the slap
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reece: HAHAHAHAHAHAH 😭😭
y/n: the games the game 🤷♀️
katie_mccabe11: absolutely gold omg 😶😶
y/n: honestly it was outta pocket 😫
alessiarusso99: omg omg omg
y/n: it was honestly a moment 😭
lucybronze: what a day 😂
y/n: honestly it was a nice day mainly 😜
miafishel10: is the new one nice at least????
y/n: HES FANTASTIC! His name is Sam and he’s showing us his puppy he has with his bf which is adorable and he’s taken some cute pics of me and Laur so look out for them ;))))
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mbright04: cuties 🥺
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Lj10: cheers Mills! y/n says luv u! x
samanthakerr20: these are actually so sweet 😫
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Lj10: Thanks Sammy 👍
lucybronze: who took these photos?!!
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Lj10: our new waiter Sam! Absolute Legend!
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y/n: we love sam v much! 😘
username1: THEY ARE SO CUTE
username2: UGH 🔥
username3: ROMANTIC! ❤️❤️
y/n: just would like to point out as cute as these are - lj still wouldn’t play mermaids with me :((((
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y/n one whole year with you baby and six more days in our own paradise ❤️ i love you x
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Lj10 i love you so lucky to have had a year with you, excited for more to come <3 xx
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ya girl ran out of image allowances on the app - which ngl is stupid!
But lemme what you lot think?? request if you want anything and I’ll do my best xoxox
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description: in which yn wolff, daughter of toto wolff, is best friends with almost everyone on the grid, but when suspicions of her dating one of the drivers are raised the fans are a bit confused at first
pairings: charles leclerc x reader, platonic!grid x reader
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caption: recently 🤍
lewishamilton so happy you’re joining us for the season again!!
yn.wolff can’t wait to see you guys again :)
carlossainz55 i still can’t believe you beat lando, george and me with karting again…
yn.wolff i’m just talented like that 😌
charles_leclerc do you need a reminder of who won and who became second?
landonorris shhh don’t burst her bubble mate she was so happy when she thought she beat you for once
f1fangirl yn being besties with the grid is the best thing ever, they’re friendships are so cute 🥹
lewis44pal super random but does anyone else get the feeling she could be dating one of the boys?
f1wags she does seem pretty close to lewis? with toto as her dad it would make sense ig
ricsshoey how can someone be so pretty omg 😭
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caption: went for a little walk, bumped into some people :P
toto_wolff well this explains why i couldn’t find you anywhere in the garage
charles_leclerc phew who are those two handsome guys in red? 😏
yn.wolff i am never taking your picture again 👍
lilymhe my fav paddock babe, ily 🫶
yn.wolff aaa ilym lils mwah <33
lewis44pal omg guys, lewis has been really active on yn’s insta and now he liked her post and he’s in the first picture? i’m getting a little suspicious 🤨
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@charles_leclerc added to their story!
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caption: a little getaway 🏂 <3
maxverstappen1 i hope he fell down the slopes lmao
yn.wolff oh he sure did, i was the one who pushed him ;)
carlossainz55 i'm still laughing at the video you sent to the gc
pierregasly let's all say thank you yn because that video is the best blackmail ever
lewishamilton i hope you guys had fun! 😚
yn.wolff thanks lew! we really did :))
f1wags wait... so it's not lewis but then who is it?
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caption: what a way to come back after a small break! couldn't be happier to be on the podium again, thank you to everyone for working so hard and of course as always the tifosi for your never ending support ❤️ (p.s i guess that good luck charms do exist ;))
georgerussel63 congrats mate!
yn.wolff you did so good! congrats char :)
charles_leclerc thank you so much yn <3
carlossainz55 🔥🔥🔥
leclercsleftwing i'm not the only one seeing this right? charles and yn? is she his goodluck charm? my heart can't take this wtf
f1wags what if the person he’s smiling at in the last picture is yn 🥹
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caption: now playing "i'm in love with you" - the 1975
isahernaez beautiful as always 🫶 and those flowers, adorable!
susie_wolff cuties ❤️
ricsshoey OMG SHE'S SOFT LAUNCHING IT
f1fangirl everybody stay calm (i'm not staying calm and i'm already so invested) 😭
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this is my first fic/insta au ever AAAA, i hope you guys like it and let me know if you want a part 2 i guess??
#ferrari#formula 1#charles lecrelc#charles leclerc x reader#x reader#fem reader#female reader#reader insert#f1 2023
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Ms Mar, my favourite list-maker, would love to know your thoughts about a liverpool Secret Santa exchange, since all we got for a Christmas video on best present was kinda boring lol.
who would get who, and what would they gift each other? 🤭
Okay, after messaging @curiousthyme to brainstorm we quickly discovered that this was accidentally sent on anon. oopsies 🤭 So thank you Ives for this brilliant ask!
In true teacher fashion, I used a name picker wheel to link players and then went from there. Some of them were just too good, honestly this wheel is a Liverpool girly
Putting them all under a read more because it's a long list
Lexi → Virgil - a personalised maté set, similarly to the one he gifted Ibou (whom I have seem to forgotten to include in this 😭 my poor petit)
Virgil → Alisson - a gift card for a spa day (+ a "we're sorry for fucking up so much" card signed by all our defenders)
Alisson → Wataru - a gift card for a local Japanese restaurant, for Endo to enjoy with his partner on a double date with Ali and his wife
Wataru → Pep - a new set of whiteboard markers and magnets shaped like football kit for all his tactical planning sessions
Pep → Cody - (like I said, this wheel was just being so kind to us) Pep would give him a Christmas ornament shaped like a Bossche bol (shout out to the 2 Dutchies who follow me and know what this is) to remind him of home
Cody → Lucho - seeing as Luis' partner is about to give birth to their second child, a mobile to hang over the cot. Maybe even Liverpool themed with tiny felt jerseys 🥰
Lucho → Joe - Joey would get a picture frame key chain so he can take his family with him wherever he goes
Joe → Ryan - A Scouse dictionary and an FC24 game but with Ryan's face photoshopped onto every player on the cover 🤭
Ryan → Joël - New shower curtains with Virg's face all over them to push the bromance agenda, and a friends mug
Joël → Darwin - A DVD set for friends to help him with his English and a little pin that says "chaos demon"
Darwin → Mo - A t-shirt with Darwin's cutie lil face as he says "thank you for support" + that photo in a frame. You know the one, where Darwin became Mo's bodyguard/sleep paralysis demon
Mo → Kostas - Some weights and a DVD on how to get abs + a t-shirt with a photo of Mo's abs printed on it in the meantime
Kostas → Thiago - (I told you the wheel is a Liverpool girly) Maui and Fuerte in cuddly toy form for their the new baby + a donation to Thiago's charity
Thiago → Domi - a beard care set, like one of those high end ones, and the game werewolves (iykyk)
Domi → Trent - (y'all, we were YELLING) a chain necklace "because that's what the girls like" + Hungarian schnapps/pálinka + a temporary tattoo of the CL trophy because his mum said no to the real one 🤭
Trent → Andy - (SCREAM) a BFF necklace, a Dua Lipa album, and his fave biscuits
Andy → Klopp - Andy would give Klopp the Scotsman treatment: full kilt + a set of bagpipes (bonus: Kloppo promising to wear the full get up when they win the league)
Klopp → Diogo - An annotated copy of Cruyff's book about football because Jots wants to go into coaching after his playing career
Diogo → Lexi - a personalised gaming chair with a maté holder, and a personalised game controller
This was so much fun, thanks babe!!
#ask#ivy asks#lfc#alexis mac allister#virgil van dijk#alisson becker#wataru endo#cody gakpo#luis diaz#joe gomez#ryan gravenberch#joel matip#darwin núñez#mo salah#kostas tsimikas#thiago alcantara#dominik szoboszlai#trent alexander arnold#andy robertson#diogo jota#mar’s emporium of lists
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K.I.M J.O.O.N.G.O.O
I love him. No new news. But I fucking love him. I love that adorable little fluffy haired bastard more than words can explain, more than I can talk, more than my entire life. I use pictures because I can't find the corecct words to use most of the time and expressions are the only thing i could show. OK.
Starting from his first appearance
I CAN'T- I-😭😭😭😭😭😭😭twink I don't remember what I exactly thought of him when I first saw this, probs some lanky guy gonna solo some side bitches and save vasco buttt
this pannel
I fucking loved vasco, ok? I loved little vasco and his backstory I am a fucking sucker for gap moes BUT THEN! GOO CAME WITH THIS GOOFY ASS LINE AND I WAS SOLD. SOLD MF. Srs who wouldn't, look at that goofy ass smile, with goofy ass eyebrows, with goofy ass glasses, with goofy ass hair and then that twink ass bod. But this face fr be the I pull when I am with little kids.
I am honestly crying and dying looking at this😭😭😭😭Look at him pull some karate kid move and he is so kjgwbdvk happy and smug😭? HIS HAIR!! HIS HAIRRR💀💀IT'S FUKING GLOWING AT THE BACK LIKE BITCH HE IS MFING GLOWING anddddddd he looks so little here ahkjsgvsgvc
this. I love this. Pookie showed up for the first time and already cracked some eggs. Who wouldn't love him???? First impressions are important. And Kim Joongoo slayed it🦅🦅👄
and this is one of my fav pannels of Goo.If you understand you understand, if you don't then try harder to understand. Because LOOK at that hand, that pose? that smile? like????😭? GAWDDDDDD I WANT TO SQUEEZE HIM SO BAD AND SHAKE HIM LIKLE A MILKSHAKE👹👹👹
currently break dancing to "She's crazy but she's mine'', thanks to hamburger
ANYWAYS i still don't know if I should lable this nightmare or best dream of my life if I saw this on my dream
he still cute tho<3333 but I wouldn't dare go near him, jut a little pat on the head wouldn't hurt tho ;P
that chair was actually me ya'all, he was throwing me😋😋
proof👆
but srs I love this pannel so myuch like he is throwing chair while saying carrying knife is cheap??? mhm Such a cutie pattootie💗💗💗skhdikvckvbsh simply truly adorable you know muy baby😭😭
yes love break all his fingers, break his skull too, break him💓💓💓 how dare that thing touch you. nothing much for me to add here. Slay.
if any one of you dares to say he looks weird. I will come for your throt even tho you are correct but you will be deemed wrong because I said so. ok? lets just all agree he is stuill cute here '3'
And this. Good loard. If this didn't make you stan goo then I don't know hat else will. He looks so chill and goofy eheheheh I love him so much ❤❤ Look at him just munching on snacks while he gets 'accused' my lil meow moew <33333
You might be thinking to just not talk about this, letting it pass as PTJ's old artstyle but NO. He is Kim Joongoo and we love kim Joongoo in amy form of matter or shape. NO KIM JOONGOO PANEL SHALL GO UNLOVED UNDER MY WATCH. Comeon he looks like he might bite but I swear he doesn't. He is just a little silly that's all🥰🥰
coming on to his second appearance
OUR FASHION KING, OUR MESSIAH, OUR BABYBOY, OUR BABY ❤❤❤👄👄💟💟💟❣❣❣💞💞💞💞💞 he was born to slay, if you don't agree go argue with a wall. That long coat >.< i have never seena man wear that long coat and when I searched it, it specifically showed just for women only, baby boy is rocking with that striped socks💞💞💞
understandable I love deadpool and spiderman too<333333
That little heart could end me in less than a second. So if he did talk like how deadpool talks playfully...I am a dead man. I could not be under the influence and still think I would survive a nuclear bomb dropped right above me but this? THIS?? Neh eh I could never survive if I hear him talk like that. I would be a dead piece of meat INSTANT. Gone like the dinosaurs in an instant.
AHHHH PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHHHRFEBETNRYJN😭😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASEEEEE GODDDDDDD
i miss these type of lips not that I am saying the ones we get now are bad but these are just a whole different typr of beasts compared to now. Look at his lips, i want ti pinch it and then apply lip balm to it the wipe it off and apply lipstick on it. Look at them It's so glossy and juicy like for who did he get his lips so plump for WHORE🤨🤨??
silly goo doing silly stuff<3333
sksksksksk I love how his hair looks here. Reminds me of Donald Trump's hair or is it wig idk but I love how Goo looks here
ew.
seeing this bitch made my mood sour. I will continue the ramble later.
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SMOOOOOCHESSSSS!!!! AHHHH IM KISSING YOUR CHEEKS MY DOVE I AM SCREAMING!!!! ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১
PART 3 TO THE DOTTORE FIC WAS ABSOLUTELY LOVELY AND YOU RELEASED IT SO FAST I WASNT EXPECTING IT SO SOON!!! gosh the pacing of it was so well, and I absolutely adore how you write fragile!reader and Zandik. AND THE NUDITY SCENEEEE!! >w< it was so so soft I absolutely adored it words cannot describe how much I was smiling during it. AND THE LITTLE ZANDY SNEAK WITH HIM BEING ALLOWED TO SEE ALL THE PREPERATIONS COLUMBINA IS DOING FOR FRAGILE!READER AND THEIR OUTFIT <33 AHHHHH!!!! Also the book scene as well 😭 SOB!! poor reader getting exposed out of nowhere because Zandik was “curious”… AND THE WEDDING SMOOCHES OH MY GOSH!!! I wasn’t expecting to read them getting married in this fic but im overjoyed to see you write it!!! their ceremony being private and the clumsy dancing after they’ve been officially married made me giggle and kick my feet in the air!!! honestly the marriage reminded me of an old ask I sent MONTHS ago!! fragile!reader and dottore having a private ceremony and how Dottore would most likely keep his ring in his box, but fragile!reader enjoys wearing it everyday as it’s a sign that Zandik truly does love them for who they are, and they’re bonded for eternity. :((( I would absolutely LOVE to see what type of rings you had in mind for them and what kind of suit you portrayed Zandik wearing!! I love these two so much that im honestly scared for the fourth and final part. :( my heart is not ready for angst…I loved all the hurt and comfort in this fic it’s literally my favorite thing!! and to say I will reread this AT LEAST 5 times, (just like I have with the first and second part) is an understatement. I always appreciate seeing you also mention me in your notes it’s so cute mwa mwa!! <33 make sure to rest sweetheart alright? currently dying because of midterms but I know part 3 will get me through it. AND BEFORE I EVEN FORGET THE MENTION OF BATHING TOGETHER ADJNDJAIJSJDK!!!! still one of my favorite ideas EVER im so happy to see it being dropped for a second in the fic it made me blush <33
But I truly hope you have an absolutely wonderful day and week and happy December cutie!!! Christmas will be here soon and I honestly can’t wait to bake. always imagining m fragile!reader because of my condition >_< im very delusional for him I think of him every second, minute, hour, day, every week!!! not a day goes by where I don’t think of him AT LEAST ONCE! but ANYWAYS!!! I give you loads and loads of cuddles and chu chus <33 I love you so much I just wanna hug you so tightly and swell up your cheeks because of how many chus I gave you!!
-from your dear boo boo bear 🎐 anon! ౨ৎ
AHHHHH 🎐 ANON IM SCREAMING TOO!!! YOU'RE TOO NICE!! I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!! please, my weekend literally consisted of two things, writing that fic, and finishing a project for college, i kept alternating between the two 😭 I WAS JUST SO EXCITED I HAD TO! AND OF COURSE!! Bb Zandy gets all the privileges (he gets the last cookie in the jar too, much to the other clones' dismay) 😌
AND YEAHHH the book idea just came to me one day. i just thought it'd be not only cute but funny, since i also love thinking about the playful banter you two have 🥺 HEHE I'M GLAD YOU LIKED THE WEDDING SCENE TOO!! I JUST HAD TO WRITE IT SINCE I FEEL IT NEEDS TO BE INCLUDED IN THEIR LIVES!! and yeah i was thinking about your asks too, because i like to go back and reread the asks on your tag 😭💗 Dottore keeps his ring in his box so when he's stressed he can just pop it open and admire it, thinking about you if you're not around, and put it away again now that he's had some time to slack off thinking about you. You though? Oh boy everyone has every detail of your ring memorized by how much you've gushed about it (poor random Fatui agents)
AND I'm not gonna lie i didn't really picture the rings or outfits inside my head. 😭 but i did look up some rings rn to see if i could find anything that's cute!! (i think. I'm not very good at fashion/aesthetics and this stuff 😭) but i think these first three for reader are pretty!! i feel like they're pretty elegant but not too much at the same time! Dottore's as i said would be much simpler, i can't find a good picture but i feel like the last one would be similar, thin with fewer jewels though. But ngl, i always love this interpretation of the ring Dottore would give you!! It's so pretty and to think he'd make the ring yourself is so!! AND I WOULD GIVE YOU OUTFITS BUT IM SORRY IM SO BAD AT THEM. Honestly though. I'd probably imagine him in like, the classic black and white suit. Maybe with some pieces of blue here and there. There's a fanart i'd show you too but the comments are EXTREMELY down bad so yeah,,
🎐 ANON DON'T WORRY 😭 THERE WILL BE ANGST BUT HOPEFULLY THE FIFTH PART WILL MAKE IT BETTER!! AND OMG OVER 5 TIMES??? I'M HONOREDDD 🥰🥰🥰💗💗💗 MAKE SURE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO OKAY?? i know midterms are the worse but you got this!! And omg have fun baking!! I wish i could taste your sweets, they must be delicious!! AND I LOVE YOU MORE!! mwah mwah!!
#smooches talks#🎐 anon#thank u 🎐 anon for this super sweet message. i can get through finals with a happy heart now 🥺#BUT IM SORRY IF THE RINGS R BAD OR IF U WOULDNT WEAR THEM... i really tried here JUST IMAGINE WHAT U LIKE!!#AND YES BATHING W HIM... soft !!! so soft!! the domesticity !!#funny thing is my mom is a good cook. baking on the other hand... LMFAO i've had to deal with hard burnt cookies or whatever in the past 😭
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eddie munson with an asian s/o headcanons
(based off of my experiences as a SEAsian american girl + what i hear from a lot of other AAPI) also made this kinda vague so it could be more inclusive :') and sorry if this is underwhelming LMFAOOAODKSDJJWJD
content warnings: includes parental pressure and swearing, lots of fluff, tiny angst but lots of comfort, eddie my bare minimum king🙏
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-first time you came over to his trailer you began taking your shoes off and he looked at you like you grew an extra arm or something
-"uhhh, you can keep your shoes on, cutie"
-"eds, i can't dirty the floor with my shoes!"
-"'s already dirty, sweetheart. don't worry about it"
-picture you internally panicking
-'true... who knows what kind of shit is on this floor... do i wear shoes or not?!???'
-ANYWAY
-vice versa, when he first came over to your place he just followed suit, neatly putting his shoes aside as you gave him house slippers to wear
-never not giving him something when you visit
-"my parents tell me to never show up empty handed so... here's these lemons from our backyard...um...maybe wayne could use them?" you mumble all flustered and avoiding eye contact because you think it's a little silly
-him being totally confused in the beginning but appreciates the sentiment
-and it's kind of awkward for you when you explain the things you do cuz, well, it's describing your norms in detail
-but he's genuinely curious and eager to learn!!!
-you being shy to share cultural food with him, since you'd get teased for bringing it to school
-as long as it tastes good to him he does not care
-and even if it's not his taste he's never a dick about it
-teaching him to WASH HIS RICE and using the finger method to measure the water when using a rice cooker😭😭
-"wait, eds do you...do you wash your rice?"
-"are you supposed to...?" he furrows his brows
-que internal crying
-you share childhood snacks with him and he absolutely loves it
-(he DEVOURS those little fruit jellies) (he chokes on them)
-will ask if you have the strawberry flavored hard candies on you sometimes
-will kiss you (with permission) to get a taste of whatever candy you're eating and he'll make a little game where he tries to guess the flavor
-if you use chopsticks to eat i feel like it wouldn't take long for him to get it down since he's a guitarist and (cough) good with his hands
-either that or he cannot pick the food up whatsoever
-he's very tempted to stab the food when he's struggling.
-if you use your hand to eat i'm gonna be honest he may think it feels a little odd to do at first
-and you're like "you do know that you always wash your hands before and after right?" "oh, right"
-(i doubt these characters wash their hands often and most def touch anything/everything without second thought)
-he thinks it's convenient tho! and it makes the food taste better ;)
-and when he catches a cold–immediately tiger balm/vicks vapor rub and other home remedies
-you bring it to him and he's like "what are u putting on me." then u shush him, rub it on, and his mind is blown
-"WOAAHHHH WHAT??? THIS HAS CHANGED MY LIFE" *inhales it*
-you make him comfort food and various soups 😢🫶 (he always eats it up)
-SPEAKING OF TIGERS HE LOVES THE HEAVY ASS BLANKETS W/ THE PRINTS ON THEM WHEN IT'S COLD
-the weight....it calms his constantly racing mind :'(....
-perfect blanket to sleep under when you two make a pillow fort
-LOVES SEEING U IN TRADITIONAL CLOTHING
-he has such a big smile on his face as he tells you to do a little spin for him >:'d
-"you look perfect, sweetheart", he says, awestruck - WAHHHHGHHHH
-cutting up fruits/bringing it to him when he's deep in concentration as a silent reminder to take a break, whether it's studying for mrs o'donnell's class or learning a judas priest song on the guitar
-(idek if he eats fruits, i feel like he eats like shit but you try to give him nutrients😭)
-telling him not to sleep with wet hair or he'll wake up with a migraine + other various superstitions
-idk if this happens to you guys, but i'll cuss in my native language when i'm mad
-"where the fuck is the can opener? i swear i just saw it! insert native expletive"
-"what?"
-"oh, it means fuck your mom"
-"ah, good to know"
-and that's how you teach him little tidbits of your language — having it slip out in daily conversation
-he'll remember all of it :( like you could respond to him in your mother tongue out of nowhere and SOMEHOW he'll understand it (or at least pick out a few words and get the gist of it)
-"something about going to the...store? later? did i get that right?" [he's doing his little tongue quirk and smiling in classic eddie munson fashion]
-"how the fuck" 😭
-i'm not sure he'd be too good with pronunciation though...LOOL he'll stick to understanding a few things
-in a modern au, he'd love bubble tea and likes adding green apple popping boba like a heathen
-his regular is brown sugar milk tea w/ boba but proceeds to bounce off the walls in the following hours
-is always there to catch you when your parents' pressure and expectations pile up a little too much
-while he knows he can't stand up to them, it frustrates him to no end because he knows damn well you're giving more than your best to please them
-rather than be like "fuck your parents" cuz that is extremely disrespectful to say to your face (and he now knows to respect his elders) he'll prioritize you and your feelings
-doesn't hesitate to reassure you and remind you that you're more than what your parents see
-(bare minimum gentleman🥺)
-you're like lowkey afraid of your parents seeing him too though
-not that you're embarrassed, dear god no, it's just that your parents have certain standards
-and eddie's repeat years, numerous absences, and "unruly" appearance would totally result in them forcing you to stop seeing him
-but whatever because what they don't know won't hurt them
-results in carefully sneaking him into your room and only bringing him over when no one else is home #rebellious
-but he makes you feel like the happiest person alive so doesn't matter
-bottom line sweetest man ever, does not judge and is open to trying new things :') will always love you for you. best white boy of the year
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wahhhh thank you for reading, i'm so SHYYY LMFAOOO i hope this was okay😭 if i'm super serious i'm so motivated to write a fic with the song your best american girl by mitski + this man cuz pain hahaaa!!!!!
#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x gn!reader#eddie munson x poc reader#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson fluff#stranger things headcanons
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Vincenzo: Episode 16
the law enforcement in this show is so unserious like just move out the way atp 😭
Vincenzo fugitive era !!!
also exactly !!! like the law is pretty much babel at this point. might as well as skip the jail time
the contract killers and gangs they send to this building are so unserious like why do you pause everytime you bump into someone or give them time to throw a punch back at you 💀 0/5 stars service
but get him goon man !!!
help this dumbass contract killer is fighting with his mask off
get him goon man
ngl super worried about the mom
stop hitting my goon in the face??? I'm tired of seeing my man get punched
Get em park saeroyiiii
yes!!! punch him goon man
is that the goon's car lmaooo i love him
Vincenzo thinks he's beginning to like the goon?
I knew Mr. Oh was going to die after getting that life card
Vincenzo fugitive era over
you don't want to model but you did hold the globe! lmao sneaky model slay
AWWW they're getting a family portrait
does the mom already know? if not this portrait shoot should definitely have her picking up on hints 😭
the tears in their eyes. my babies fr 😭 that's family ❤️
please just face each other and hug my precious family
oh the actor really ate this up
the tone shift from that to the evil CEO brothers
the building's about to blow oh nooo, junior CEO brother if you wanted to stop the madness here's your chance. TELL THEM.
A baby on the way too. Oh if you do something now Evil CEO i will catch you through the screen. it's just episode 16 😭😭😭
Gas lady, count your days 😭
oh my god did the younger brother send fire brigade !?!!!
Ofc he caught the watch
it's the younger brother isn't it !!!
NOOO why didn't you duck
RUN BROTHER RUN
aaah fuck they got his mom
he looks so adorable in that jacket! cutie
someone love him a little omg 😟
the mom's gonna go oh lord.
GET AWAY FROM HER EVIL CEO GET AWAY. I'll kill you actually 🤩
he's looking at his mom's pictures with him while that loser talks to his mom
Aunty get away 😭😭😭
when i finally get to the fictional world him and the lawyer lady are first on my hit list (it's a long list but county your days)
junior CEO will never be accepted in this group 💀 get out of the country babe
Dobongsu, Mr. Queen and now this WHAT IS WRONG with KDrama hospital security I'm so serious ?!!!
oh no no no
neither of them got to say what they wanted to their parents
the audacity to smile and cackle i am so sick of these two evil bitches
they're slow dancing ?!!???
Little brother at least punch your brother like i hate him so bad i might cry out of sheer anger 😭
lmaooo the audacity to call out the Wusang guy when you were slow dancing with the other brother after orchestrating a murder 3 seconds ago
exactly vincenzo. one of these two needs to die TODAY
you're so brave and chill about killing people 😭 i hope both of you die soon <3
please tell me she's gone
#Vincenzo#episode 16#written update#my god 😭#i hate the ceo and lawyer lady so bad#my emotions are all over the place
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♡ hi & hello! it’s peach again ( s/h, 21+ ) & here’s my second cutie cho hari, who recently & miraculously clinched a silver at the olympics for slopestyle & her life’s gone all topsy-turvy with the attention! she’s finally got a precious off-season break, so she’s just chilling here in maehwa... or trying her best to! my pages are still barebones but here ( about, wanted, bio ) & there’s some info on hari under the cut! please drop a like or an im if you wanna plot, or lmk if you’d like my discord!
have you seen CHO HARI around? i heard they moved here because SHE’S ON HER OFF-SEASON BREAK. their tenant agreement says they are 22 YEARS OLD and a PROFESSIONAL SNOWBOARDER. i always see them SNEAKING AROUND THE KITCHEN FOR SNACKS and they kind of remind me of SUNSHINE YELLOW YOLKS AND CRISPY EDGES ON A FRESH SUNNY SIDE UP…
TIMELINE
her parents had her on all the extracurriculars as a kid, trying to find the one thing that’d put their kid on the map. as with any good kid, she went with it & all those lessons
it took a while, but hari finally took to skiing first, then snowboarding, which was expensive as all hell but worth it when it scored her comfortable scholarships & a usually guaranteed spot given how small the snowboarding circuit was
always middle of the pack, 4th place tops—comfortably good, sometimes better, but never the best
& perfectly fine by her! she isn’t uncompetitive, but she also isn’t killing herself for a medal. she’s having fun & happy with where she’s at. snowboarding doesn’t have to be medal winning to be a long term career, she’s got a steady scholarship at snu with it, & it feels like she’s all set for life! she’s good at what she does & trains hard to be there
most importantly, hari’s perfectly content with the status quo. at least, when the expectations on her shoulders are only those of her own & her parents
but south korea’s snowboarding team is small. small enough that she, somehow, slides into the national team too. to the olympics
hari’s never won a medal, mostly unknown, & this is the biggest wave she’s made in her career as a snowboarder. now there are eyes on her. not many, for sure, snowboarding isn’t that popular a sport, but the weight of expectations that weren’t there before start to feel heavy
so she practices like crazy. way harder than she ever did, a schedule of jumps & flips & tricks through courses that have her speeding down slopes even in her dreams
& she doesn’t quite understand how, but—she wins silver in women’s slopestyle. a spot on the podium, for the first time ever, & she’s so excited until the expectations are replaced with a whole lot of attention she’s entirely unequipped to deal with
the first press conference goes by uncomfortably. it gets worse when she ends up on a tour for medalists, like going down a slope without her board & no practice runs. interviews go sideways the moment she opens her mouth & puts her foot in it
it’s so silly to complain when winning a medal is a good thing actually. she doesn’t run away, but its a close call. when everything’s done, it’s off-season & she gets a break, packing her bags so she can finally chill & relax in maehwa
( haha! )
PERSONALITY / OTHER
a bit of a people pleaser, has grown a tiny lil backbone since but is still easily steamrolled into agreeing to things before she can think them through
hasty talker, fast to start a sentence & cut herself off halfway. gets worse & more stilted in front of cameras. her failed interviews have probably been remixed & stitched to hell & back
also has mad stage fright / camera shyness! on the slopes, she gets to be all goggled up & a suit of aerodynamic warmth from head to toe, so pictures then are fine, but taking her picture off the slopes is 😭
has a secret reckless adrenaline junkie side to her, at odds with how awkward she is. she’s always down for something wild & stupid & possibly maiming hehe
really hardworking, but easily content. believes in the whole, the journey is the reward stuff, which means she’s not particularly ambitious either
gets in her head a lot, unless she’s on the slopes. prone to replaying conversations where she could’ve done so much better, & getting embarrassed over them out of nowhere
arrived in maehwa like yesterday & is finding her way around! she’s gonna be here til the end of summer
also got dumped right before the olympics & never processed it so now she’s gotta... if u see her crying pls just give her a tissue or something 🤧
ramble over thank u for ur attention hehe pls come plot with me!! ♡
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(same guy from last post — same warnings)
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rahhhhh trust if i knew someone who was in a gang i would of set him up to get stabbed to death by like 4-5 men and then pray to jonghyun to bring him back to earth do he could suffer more before he goes where he would beat him up more but he gonna help me with this girl anyways because she might have some injury to her brain making her go into a coma or something he’ll always have my back i know it
if i ever go to court, my cousin will have my back. well… all of them will but especially the 28 year old one which i will call her mvp but the girl i beaten up is also a onew stan but i’ll call her an npc because it makes the most sense lol (i’m sorry but that nickname is hilarious when i sing it “noona you’re my NPC” 😭😭😭)
oh yeah for the others, i’m gonna call the dec 18th girl a locket (or a taemint since she changes it a lot in every comeback 😭), her best friend who she has comforted her through dec 18th a flame and one of the guys (we call him felix lol — ok fine i don’t have any ideas he had ginger hair ok) who had came up few years after the npc’s boyfriend (yes, THAT’S her boyfriend and also they were on a date together since she was wearing a dress (the type where you go out with) and they looked like the mean couple like the team rocket from pokemon where they were wearing matching colours like black and white — haha i ruined a date) came to apologise on what happened and that if anything happened, he would back me up in court alongside with proof (which i didn’t see the pictures since why would you want to watch yourself getting rApPé and reliving your trauma again?)
but yeah… my mom knew about it since i literally cried when i came back home because i ran home crying with just my bleeding underwear and a shirt i had. i haven’t washed the underwear ever since so we could show it for evidence and stuff. my dad knew either, but he just claimed that it was my fault i couldn’t keep my legs closed as a “young lady.” first of all, i was TWELVE. second of all, i’m a BOY. third of all, wow victim blaming, how original. didn’t see that before eh? fourth of all, just wtf- fifth of all, this is my second wtf and sixth of all this is my THIRD wtf like WHAT? i literally wanted to throw him to the moon so jonghyun could use his bat to hit him with like we’re playing baseball. yeah of course, this was a year before dec 18th but seriously, i still want to throw him to the clouds so he could hit him to the next dimension. i could imagine a smily jjong hearing me saying “BALL” and he would get his bat ready to hit so FRICKING hard that nobody could catch him.
naurrrr he better give that npc a sike when her ghost comes up like he be looking at her and be like “welcome to heaven! SIKE! now get back down you BITCH! not you cutie! aww you’re such a cute gurlllll- now make sure this npc doesn’t die for me, ok honey?” and then starts patting his dog like has never said those stuff. why is that so hilarious to think like that lmaooooo 😭😭😭 (it’s a coping mechanism to process what has happened)
but yeah… it’s nice to see that you’re doing well. i just got myself checked at the hospital and i only had a bruise and a cut on my right cheek so- also she had long nails so it probably cut me 😭
also my sister was unharmed which i’m glad, but she’e also gonna have my back since she remembered the day it happened and she thought it was just my period (because she seen videos) but then i explained it in a way her little mind could understand and that day on i even showed her some self defence skills i’ve learned that she could use since this could happen to her regardless of her age. i was 12 and she was 8 so this pretty much explains the age gap. she’s my little blinger i raised and she’s still a blinger until this day. she haven’t changed her bias at all and doesn’t plan in changing it, although she does love the other members. i could call her my little blinger, but i think sister makes sense unless if i do get another little sister which… may or may not happen but my mom is quite young so maybe…? she had me when she was about 28 making her 46 which i think it’s a little old but still a chance. she did tried to get another baby when i was 8 but had a miscarriage and haven’t tried again ever since. she might be done with kids, especially my dad.
I really hope that guy gets everything he deserves in which ever way the universe and Jonghyun sees fit. And what you're dad said is so horrible and I'm sorry that you had to hear that. You were 12, you were a child it wasn't your fault at all, it's really not fair that something traumatic happened to you and you were blamed. I am so sorry all of that happened to and I really am hoping that the guy and his girlfriend are haunted with what he did and her complacency of his actions as well as how she's treated you. I hope they have no peace. Also little sisters are like built in best friends and even if you're the oldest they will defend and fight for you like their older. And the relationship you have with your sister sounds so wonderful and I can tell you're the best big brother.
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