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princefleabittenpersonal · 2 months

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Jarlaxle thinking about that he’s old af sparks joy to me✨🤌

#he just thought that he’s grown old and irrelevant because the menzo teens aren’t afraid of him anymore #good content #always fun #old man blues #jarlaxle baenre #legend of drizzt

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aye-of-newt · 6 months

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you can tell mizu was raised by an old man from the absolutely everything about them and I deeply love that

#they seduced me with their crotchety ways #have all the world weary agitation of a 65 year old at the ripe age of 20 #mizu started saying i’m too old for this shit at age 15 #you can’t kick me out of your dojo yet you didn’t feed me #that would be rude young man #walking around complaining about kids these days #at like….18 #blue eye samurai

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arttuff · 1 month

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thought about some banter that would happen between these guys on a teamup. i want them to be a team dc please make it happen please please please please please

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ffunkyspicyy · 3 months

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back in 2021 I created these fallout new vegas valentine's day cards and this changed my life! now I can post these every year and hope that someone would use them, because i 100% won't! enjoy <3

p.s. OKAY OKAY I will dedicate the last card to myself!!

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cinnamon-flame · 5 months

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I was going through my art folder again and I saw one of the oldest wof stuff I've ever drawn (the fourth one ever I think?) and I redrew it! I love Turtle and I just took this excuse to draw him again

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caycanteven · 5 months

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Just some skele boys~ ...someday I'll sit down and actually come up with classic Sans's design...

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charrfie · 11 days

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Better times, and birthdays spent together ♡

#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #the addisons #addisons deltarune #pink addison #orange addison #yellow addison #blue addison #DO NOT TAG AS SHIP #happy birthday to my favorite salesman.. i hope its a good one old man <3 #my art

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ghouljams · 19 days

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The only foil Gaz has in his little scheme of fucking his pretty clients? Rich business man Price and his pretty wife. Prices’ wife? The most oblivious bimbo he’d ever met. He wants to nail her *so* bad but, she doesn’t pick up on his ‘double meanings’ or anything! She just paid his estimate outright, (full price! The jacked up price!!! wtf?)

“I’m sorry, I’m not good at manual labor!!! I’d probably knock down the building, lol!” And prances off. She dresses like a tease, tiny skirts, tight shirts, heels, nice hair, pretty makeup.

She’s got daddy Price paying for her and Price finds deep, endless amusement in Gaz going crazy trying to get her to understand what type of ‘manual labor’ he’s talking about. Every time Gaz tries to flat out tell her he wants to f- Price walks by, blue balling Gaz because he can’t proposition his clients wife right in front of him!!! Gaz gets blue balled *again.*

And Price keeps hiring him too! He has the money, so why not? Gaz really amuses him, it turns him on to have someone chasing after his pretty wife *so* bad, and imagine how great it will be when Price finally lets Gaz have her?

Maybe they can have Gaz over for just sex without the fake excuse of ‘building’ or ‘remodeling’

(Bonus: if Price overhears Gaz’s double entendres, he comes in bends over the marble counter like ‘oooooh, this is how I get the discount, I can do that’ because he thinks Blue collar Gaz is hot too, why does his wife get to be the only one nailed over their new counter? And his wife is like ‘oh- oooooh! OOOOOOH!’ Sparkles in her eyes ‘now’ she get’s it!!! Well why didn’t he just *say* so!!! And drops to her knees. Yeah, They all take the new marble counter for a spin.)

The problem... the problem...

The problem is I want Gaz to fuck that old man over the marble counter now. Gaz plays for both teams, if he can't get the bimbo wife, he'll take the hot older husband. Price wants to bend over the counter, Gaz'll press his hand firm between Price's shoulders and his hips firm against his ass. A little surprising for Price, he was joking(sort of) because that's the fun of it. His wife isn't getting it but he is, and it should be a good haha laugh it off moment of "I know what you've been doing." But Gaz presses his weight down against Price and tells him he'll do just as well.

"Can probably take it better than the bird, isn't that right sir?" He murmurs, his cock already starting to stiffen against Price.

The ideal end to this scenario is Gaz fucking Price over that shiny new counter, Price's eyes rolling back as he grunts out moans and Gaz bites his shoulder, pretty wife sat on her knees behind Gaz licking his balls and occasionally dipping back to eat his ass. Both of them really should be thanking him for doing so much work on their house, and for teasing him so long. He wants Price white knuckling the counter, shooting his load all over his wife's tits as she tongues Gaz's ass. He'll fill Price and then move on to the bird.

"When's the last time someone took care of you properly," Gaz asks Price, leaning back to spread Price's cheeks apart, watching his cock getting swallowed greedily with each thrust. Price mumbles out some answer, well before he was married, and sorely missed. Gaz hums with a smile, "Might have to start staying late then, make sure you're satisfied with my services."

Don't think Gaz isn't eager to get the wife over the counter too. Stripping the condom off his thick cock when he's done with Price and lifting the giggly wife off her knees to fuck her raw. Normally he's safer about this sort of thing, never know where a housewife has been, but he doubts she's smart enough to be sleeping around. So he bounces her on his cock until she's shaking and clinging to him, stifling moans by biting his shoulder. He'll leave her dripping come so Price can eat it out of her.

"You know," Gaz tells them, gathering his things, "You really could do with a couple French doors out to the garden."

"When can you start?" Price asks.

"How's tomorrow work?" Gaz grins.

#kyle gaz garrick #gaz modern warfare #gaz cod #gaz call of duty #gaz garrick #captain price mw2 #captain john price #captain price #gaz x price #cod x reader #x reader #f!reader #blue collar au #i dont know what happened there #I want that old man moaning

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stringlessau · 11 days

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MAY 3RD, 1997

And what a year that was bro

I've wanted to make a comic centered on Payton and Spamton's relationship before their falling out, they were actually pretty close so it's adorable

Anyway no better day to do this than spamton's own birthday, looking back at the old days and all

#spamton #stringless au #deltarune stringless #blue addison #addispam #deltarune #deltarune comic #happy birthday old man

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professorcalculusstanaccount · 7 months

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I've been watching the adventures of tintin 1991 with my sister and were watching the blue lotus part 2 and when Chang showed up I literally sat up in my chair and pointed at the screen like he was a famous actor. He has entered my brain forever, and I have you to thank for it.

for a character that popped up for only two adventures he left quite an impact on me too. I can imagine he'd make quite an impression when staying over in Belgium and making some appearances in the paper!

my sister was studying the opium trade and its links with colonialism so we were watching the 1991 cartoon episodes for The Blue Lotus and The Crab with the Golden Claws. I remember a) cringing every time Mitsuhirato appeared b) cringing at the voice they decided to give Chang and c) my sister turning around and looking at me every time a Chinese Musical Sting™ would play (we're Chinese)

#asks #fanart #animation #2d animation #tintin #adventures of tintin #chang #snowy #milou #gif #gifset #idk how but the 1991 animated blue lotus somehow felt more racist than the original comic????#they changed chang's design but for some reason kept mitsuhirato exactly the same?????#if they changed chang's design for no reason why not fix a racist caricature???#why did they make chang's voice like that #they kept the same voice in tibet even though he's visibly older?????#he looks as old as tintin but tintin sounds like a man and chang sounds like a little kid????#if they wanted him to be younger why not change his tibet design?#tbh i dont like any of the voices in the 1991 show other than calculus but calculus is always the best part of any tintin adaptation #i liked the voice cast in the bbc radio play adaptation of tintin in tibet #rant over sorry lol #racism cw

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missyzero · 20 days

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Hmmm what am I up tooooooooo? ALSO I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR GETTING A PILLOW OR PILLOW CASE! My tumblr chrome ate itself before I could tag and gush! BUT THANK YOU! ...I just might be makin a blanket as well....

#Missys doodles #Yes Man #Yesman #Muggy #Victor #Old World Blues #Fallout #Fallout New Vegas #New Vegas #robot #securitron

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cloud-ya · 2 months

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it's march 7th

#i have a bunch of art i havent posted yet but i want to fix my laptop before posting them :( nightshade is too much for this 7 years old man #honkai star rail #march 7th #edit: *8 years old man. how is it still alive actually #tho later it seriously struggles to turn on and blue screens at least once so #edit 2: forgot to mention but i gave her little freckles :)

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unicyclingdogs · 7 months

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needle felted lu boys!!!! sky and legend have consistently been some of my favorites in the chain, so it makes sense that they’d be the first ones I’d felt and yeah here they are together!!! :)