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pyotrkochetkov · 29 days

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"I feel great. I feel (like I'm in) the best shape ever, to be honest," #37 said as he fielded questions from reporters. "I feel confident... I feel light on the ice and today felt pretty good. Now I need to move that confidence and that game to the playoffs."

#OKAY HONEY #andrei svechnikov #carolina hurricanes

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foxxfaggotry · 1 year

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When u, a customer service representative, have to call customer service with a weiiird error & u hear the representative panic so hard upon hearing yr problem that she forgets to ask to put u on hold, just mutes herself and does whatever she’s doin.,..,, love u girl <3 I’m gonna give u a 5 star perfect review no matt what baby it’s okay

#like it’s #okay honey #I’m gonna take that survey #I’m gonna rate u #u know!#*??

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beccaheard · 13 days

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SMH these goddamn rednecks are just trying to target people from fucking Hawaii because they don’t have anything fucking better to do yeah make another joke honey make another joke Tammy trash

Dead animals if smart people like animals. Well, dead parents then dead poors if you’ll kill innocent animals or kids.

It is actually only circumstantially hilarious if her son was sodomised and I believe he probably was because he’s not joshes son and also because Tammy slept with Jim

It’s OK I can repeat myself

Okay no

It’s OK, honey because you’re not going to have your freedom you don’t have freedom after all and I can threaten your mother all fucking day long and you can’t do a goddamn thing you worthless fuck now here’s my thing my ex lover put his cock in your asshole where it belongs

You are probably one of those horrific sons and he needed to put his cock in your asshole so I’m not sure who’s laughing honey because your mother is about to be working at the deli with nothing because we caught her cheating already

The energy doesn’t lie and you can harass me with more technology abuse but I can promise you there will be another cock up your asshole in a time you did not want that to occur

Trump believes in son rape if

So you’re telling me that I have to fight off the children of hookers who tried to get children murdered okay well I can do that

But when Hayes gets a hold of your sorryAmerican ass, your anus will be removed, honey

Ego lol no hun

Do you know right from wrong? Are you more intelligent than your retarded mother? Than you already know your mother is a fucking lying sack of worthless whore shit do you understand that honey?

And that guy you just said you were so much like he is going to cut your mother’s face off and then Jack is going to ejaculate on her ugly face

Ok joke baby

Let’s kill fake Germans guys

#okay honey

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obliviand · 1 month

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Christians are so pessimistic what the fuck I see so many videos of “it’s raining on Easter. God hates us.” Or “solar eclipse happened, the Bible said the world is gonna end very soon.” Or like idk any natural event happening and them getting all up in arms about the end days like girl we are in them but not for those reasons 😭

#seriously what #they make it look like it’s a religion built on fear #ooh ahh we must fear god #but he loves us!!#okay honey #what do I know I practice witchcraft and I worship the sun and moon #Christians #Christianity #religion #conservatives

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brat0ut0fhell · 3 months

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This bitch has the audacity

#okay honey #some people are ridiculous

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pikatie · 13 days

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when you're up early and have a sleepy lil city to yourself ☁️

#acnh #mine #honey hill #acnh island #acnh community #acnh exterior #okay except leif ig but he can chill with me #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons

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clarissasbakery · 9 months

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THE sisters and their parents

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harrowharkwife · 5 months

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i'm so used to there just being random unidentified bones laying around everywhere in these damn books that it finally occurred to me, just now, to wonder where the bones on new rho came from. y'know, the bones palamedes always tried to teach nona necromancy on.

they're his.

palamedes, who always loved teaching, living on borrowed time in a body that's not his own. palamedes, mentoring, teaching- parenting, by sixth standards, mind you. and that boy is sixth, through and through.

and the entire point of teaching nona necromancy in the first place was to try and determine if nona is, well, nonagesimus, right? so it has to be bones, it can't not be bones. bones are, like, her whole thing.

but they're not in the nine houses, anymore. things are different, on new rho.

they burn bones here. dig up the cemeteries. a society terrified of zombies will evolve to dispose of its dead differently.

the only bones he has access to now are his own. (camilla wouldn't let anyone take them- skull or hand, doesn't matter. they're still him, and she doesn't let go, remember? it's her one thing.)

palamedes woke up every morning wearing someone else's body to then gently place the shrapnel of his own in the cupped palms of a girl who's the closest thing he'll ever have to a daughter and try to teach her- how did the angel put it, again? normal school, as much as possible, for as long as possible.

(but hey, in a roundabout way, at least it's a chance for him to touch camilla again, right? nevermind that she's not there to feel any of it because he's in the driver's seat, that he can only stay for fifteen minutes at a time. it's atoms that belong to camilla touching atoms that used to belong to him, and that's close enough. he'll take what he can get, these days- if she can be their flesh, he can be the end. so what if holding his own bones is a mindfuck? so what if looking at them makes him nauseous? surely he can suck it up and deal with it for fifteen minutes. it's the least he can do— his poor camilla was the one who had to scrape the bloody pulp of them off the floors of canaan house.)

(speaking of, here's a fun fact: we actually only see nona practicing with the bones one time, on-page. camilla's final line in that scene, before palamedes takes over, is none other than: 'keep going. there are some bones left.' ow!)

remember, too, that the only part of dulcinea, the real dulcinea, that palamedes ever physically touched, was her tooth- the one that ianthe gave him, pulled from the ashes cytherea burnt her down to. he only ever touched dulcie once, and it wasn't until after she was already gone, but that doesn't matter- it still happened, and you can't take loved away.

in this same roundabout, bittersweet, by-proxy sort of way, palamedes has been physically touched by nona, too: the atoms she currently occupies, touching atoms that he used to occupy, and never will again.

the main interaction we've seen between palamedes and his mother took place back on the sixth, with her acting as mentor and him as pupil: the two of them studying a set of hand bones, juno encouraging him every step of the way.

we know that harrowhark's "most vivid memory of her mother was of her hands guiding harrow's over an inexpertly rendered portion of skull, her fingers encircling the fat baby bracelets of harrow's wrists, tightening this cuff to indicate correct technique."

they're still small for a nineteen year old, but the wrists are bigger, in this new set of memories nona's making. and it's not an inexpertly rendered portion of skull anymore- it's a hand, now, albeit one crafted from [a piece of skull reassembled (painstakingly—passionately—laboriously reassembled) from fragments, manually, and not by a bone magician, from the skull of someone who, soon after death or symptomatically during, had exploded.] and the identity and origin of these bones is no mystery at all. they belong to palamedes, and he's consented to their use for this purpose, and that matters.

but the details are just set dressing, really. the foundation of the memory is the same.

palamedes and his mother, juno and her son.

harrow and her mother; pelleamena and her daughter.

nona and her father-mother-teacher; palamedes and his daughter.