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When u, a customer service representative, have to call customer service with a weiiird error & u hear the representative panic so hard upon hearing yr problem that she forgets to ask to put u on hold, just mutes herself and does whatever she’s doin.,..,, love u girl <3 I’m gonna give u a 5 star perfect review no matt what baby it’s okay
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oh and btw i finished outer banks and i…
#….really didn’t like it 😭😭#it started off good but ngl it got so boring#and by the third season it was RATED 12#why am I watching a kiddie show pls???#idk yall personally I’m not into the whole treasure hunting stuff#i thought that would be background to all the relationship stuff#u know the spicy stuff that’s all I care about#but the relationships all so dead 😭😭😭#why does no one do enemies to lovers anymore pls#also this is kinda off topic but doesn’t drew starkey kinda look like the Prince guy from elite????#Cayetana’s love interest Prince guy???#i can’t be the only one who sees that resemblance#ANYWAYS yeah idc about them treasure hunting for Blackbeard’s treasure I won’t be returning for season 4 😭😭😭#i did think pope and cleo were so cute!#but that’s about it#Rafe was really hot in season 3 tho#like he got beefier and the buzzcut really suited him#but fr guys I’m not gonna lie to you it was so boring 😭😭😭#TO ME PERSONALLY#spice level zero#my thoughts 💭
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lia snake hips walti most overrated player oat girl can suck it who made her captain
Oh my god all of you have so much hate in ur hearts can’t we all just sit and drink something hot and get this out productively
#what DID LIA WALTI EVER DO TO YOU?#SHES NOT EVEN RATED LET ALONE OVERRATED#I’m gonna hug u too anon I think all of u need a little love in ur life#asks
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*tw* My best friend keeps being like ‘summer body’ ‘Barcelona body’ and it’s TRIGGERING ME LOLLLLL
#I’m v proud of her for going gym (bc it scares me) and for her feeling more confident#but I wish she’d stop posting about ‘summer body incoming’ bc i hate it sm lol#it makes me feel like I need to rush to lose the weight I want to when it’s actually something I am and should be doing at a normal fucking#rate#like bruv when it’s summer I’m gonna look like what I look like I don’t have a goal for a certain date and it makes me feel like I should 😭#I’m insecure can u tell#but also I’m not#lol#the whole ‘summer body’ thing is just crap
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are you kidding rn
#they had such good ratings what the fuck like even better than heartstopper ????#such bullshit but i knew when it didn’t get renewed like immediately that it was gonna get canceled#@ netflix why don’t you want to make money . u cancel all ur good shows ??#like it was cheesy but it was so fun n it had so much potential i’m so sad 😭#first kill
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My bad for not posting I’ve been fighting all this art on art fight
#gonna get burnout at this rate#I’m Cenobi on art fight if u wanna see what I’ve been up to this month#art fight
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||. whatever you do, don’t think about sonic having trust issues that he doesn’t even realize are there or all that bad. whatever you do, don’t think about how his unending , unyielding , unapologetic trust in his friends (specifically his core 3), was something that was cultivated over time. but also happened so quickly, because at the end of the day all 4 of them are kindred spirits... there was no getting around it. and sonic would trust them with his life at this point
but also ... don’t think about how much it would hurt in forces that even his best friends - the people he trusts and believes in with no end - thought he was dead. like, he kind of gets it, all things considered. but there wasn’t a body and he definitely would think that they’d all know him better than to think he’d get killed off so quickly or easily. and i’d think, up in that cell, he’d refuse to give up the hope that they’d come for him. that they were on their way, and were either too swamped with beating back eggman’s forces, or otherwise just... still trying to figure out where he was. (which... he’d expect tails to be able to figure out easy enough but he knows nothing about what was going on w his lil bro back then rip)
whatever you do, don’t think about how finding out, for sure, that no actually that nagging fear in the back of your head that they WEREN’T coming from you after all... actually ended up mostly being the truth ;;;
#⸨ * HC ⸩ — i’m gonna reach for the stars although they look pretty far .#⸨ * OOC ⸩ — he was never actually called a rodent in the games but yknow .#(the most fun part about being a new sonic blog is i get to write out all of my thoughts for ALL of the games and nobody can say not to)#(i am forever going to be hung up on this very specific detail abt sonic)#(i am /always/ going to talk about it bc wtf game why'd u do that and then like. not do anything w it like IT'S RIGHT THERE)#(abdkjasbkabksb the games may be rated E-G usually but in this house we're PG-T tyty)#(this definitely wasn't partially inspired by an ask for me to just finally type out no siree)
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very seriously considering launching an art patreon. Lmk if this is smth u guys would be into 🫣
#it’d be cheap asf too like $1 tier and maybe a $5 tier altho idk what ppl would be interested in#I was thinking maybe early access to the comic (it won’t be paywalled it’d just be early looks before I’d post it wherever I end up posting#and maybe videos/tutorials/livestreams if I could figure out how tf to do that#and coloring pages??? monthly art giveaways for patrons?? stuff like that#🤔#sanchoyorambles#I could also just do it on kofi so u can buy whichever Thing ur interested in as a one time purchase ofc?#anyone who’d be interested lmk I will actually look into it if multiple ppl are seriously interested 😭👍#I’m honestly so Tired in general of It All this might be the year I snap and look into going to college for art#or something idk I’m kinda at my limit 😂 if I’m being fr 😂#I’m unfit to work public jobs 😂🫶 but if I quit with no backup plan No insurance in debt I’m gonna have a lot of ppl (my family) pissed!!#yeehaw 🤠#I wish I still had my van so I could just live in it and drive away!!!! instead I’m driving to my job in 5 mins 🏃🏻 okie tag rant over goodby#there’s nothing wrong w the job btw it’s entirely a me problem they’re flexible abt part time hours and it has insurance 🙃 and everyone was#very nice it’s entirely Me#erm the pay is kinda ass tho I will say that#maybe my own fault for asking for part time but just the hourly rate is ass
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choking
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know
#if u put your hand on my neck and don’t squeeze I’m gonna start acting like a brat so u have no other choice 👼🏼#anon#answered#kink ratings
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Considering making a top surgery consultation. but I want to be able to add “with my tits out” at the end when I talk about doing something do you think this can be accommodated
#.#ugh it’s so tempting but like#for me it feels so risky. cuz I’d be a good cantidate for perioaereolar or ‘donut hole’ mastectomy I think#cuz small tiddied#so that’s what I’d want and also they don’t have to saw off the stalk of ur nip for that so u can keep sensation BUT#it is the type of top surgery with the highest revision rate and highest risk of like#weird patchy skin healing idk#I think double incision mastectomy scars look based but if I’m gonna do it like having a ‘stealth’ chest would be ideal I guess#this is so hard :(#I’m never gonna make up my mind about this shit am I#but I’m falling back into like my old cursed baby trans binding habits of like falling asleep in that shit wearing it for like 35 hours and#I know that is not a sustainable way for me to live
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went out and got tipsy with a couple of people i was nervous abt and tbh im glad i did it even when i had a bit of a panic abt it
#sitting next to darth vader made my heart rate spike to 130s when i was still and my watch got worried#i asked if him and his fwb were still just friends and according to him they are#and they both know it#so why is she like. possessive over him??#idk some parts of the night felt like her icing me out when i was too close to him#but her friend flirted with me and i think i was like kinda bold with him#and hopefully this makes him be like “why were u asking abt that’’? so i can be like#if i’m gonna flirt with someone i wanna make sure they’re not taken first#personal#my vision is hazy and i feel like jello#so ready to be in bed Alone rn ❣️❣️#ALSO ITS VERY FUNNY TO ME i was helping someone study for discrete math while i was so tipsy#i had to actively work to keep my american accent#and i actually did pretty good math i love doing math and coding while inebriated it feels sexy and fun
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i’m telling you this country is heading in a downward spiral until we’re back in 1935
#i’ve said this like 10x before but do y’all know how the handmaid’s tale begins???#getting rid of affirmative action is just … 😂 everyone is worried about the wrong fucking thing#like FUCK diversity in POST SECONDARY EDUCATION?? but let’s keep allowing civilians to buy assault rifles 🤣🤣🤣#this is making me think of desantis like this is what people like him want#let’s regress so much in society and make it more difficult for people to succeed#each day passes and i think i need to emigrate#like you can’t be telling me this is real#like WHYYY WHY CANT THE SUPREME COURT GET rid of the damn second amendment i mean#honestly this is just a big fuck you#what they should be doing is ruling against fucking LEGACY ADMISSIONS#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK U MEAN THE WHITE GUY WITH SIX GENERATIONS AT HARVARD IS GETTING IN#like six generations ago my people were lucky to even be fucking alive#anD FUCK THE SUPREME COURT. i hate republicans yeah i’m name dropping fuck the reds#and fuck everyone in fact this is a fucking joke#next time some dumbass useless bitch is APPOINTED TO BE the FUCKING. JUSTICE. in the SUPREME COURT i need you to test them on the law#give them a knowledge test like PLEASE you’re fucking joking i hate this so much#it’s literally just going to get worse they’re gonna start telling us to stop teaching history at this rate#and then they remove evolution from science courses 💀💀💀#LMFAO i hate it here
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What ifffffffff iiiiiiiiioo whatever man I’m seepy. Waiting for that one teacher to email me back, two out of three have been deactivated in hating me, so she’s the only one left. I don’t see that changing though. I’m just hoping she’ll feel like she did something real shitty for triggering me. It would make me pretty happy to get an angry email back and be like its hard to respond when you’re triggered isn’t it
#we have another convo thread going to I’m literally gonna write an ESSAY proving my point#bc if ur a prof and u say shit like she said without thinking at all then u deserve to get#dunked on by a self richeous ex teachers pet via e-mail and worry about your rate my professor score for the rest of time
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sometimes u just gotta sit uncomfortably on the floor of a dark room and listen to loud music while u hyperventilate and cry rlly hard. sometimes that’s just gonna be a thing that happens, u know. that’s life
#Seven.txt#Seven’s Public Diary#cw vent#cw vent post#vent post#and then ur apple watch will try to help by sending you a notif. letting u know that ur heart rate is way too high#like. yeah thanks dude that’ll really help me calm down right now! make sure it’s in bold font with a big red picture of a heart!#that’ll help!! that’s not making it worse at all!!!#joking aside i know those alerts r useful and helpful but at the same time. they sometimes just make the panic worse#it’s fine tho. i have Not Great heart health to begin with and Really Bad anxiety on top of that so i’m used to getting those warnings#come to think of it it is fairly concerning how easily my heart rate can go over 120bpm while i’m sitting still#that’s probably not good for my overall goal of staying alive. i should… do something about that#sighs heavily#today was going so well and then my father had to ruin it#or- well- maybe i’m just too sensitive and overreacting. hard to tell.#i’m gonna stay mad about it anyways cause i prefer anger over sadness and despair. at least anger is motivating.#i’m so fucking sick of trying to do things to please him or make him happy. he can fucking stay miserable for all i care anymore.#he is genuinely the most difficult person to be around that i have ever known. nothing pleases him. he’s so goddamn particular and critical#about everything and everybody that it’s just like… no wonder ur miserable my guy!!! u hate everything bc life isn’t the way it was in 1960!#if he insults my loaches and calls them nasty one more time i swear to god i’m gonna lose it#like no im not just gonna Get Rid Of Them motherfucker i’d sooner get rid of you. if you don’t like it don’t look at them!!!#im TRYING to set u up with a nice separate brand new 75gal setup and ur over here complaining about MY fish in MY tank???#and then get mad when i try to help u get the Exact fucking goldfish that u want and then get mad when i have the Audacity to Bother You#while ur watching ur precious clint eastwood movie bc the breeder needs confirmation of this order and i’m apparently#‘stressing you out’ asking ‘so many questions’ when literally the ONLY fucking thing i did was show you TWO PICTURES of the two fish that#YOU SAID YOU WANTED bc i wanted to make sure they’re exactly what you want before i confirm the order???#like bitch i am trying to do what you want but nothing is ever good enough for you!!! i’m so sick of this shit! this is why no one likes u!!#ooooooh my god i have to stop. i’m done. i’m DONE bitching about it. it’s over.#he told me to just leave him alone about it so i’ll do just that! i’m buying the fish that /i/ want for /my/ tank and his 75g can sit empty#for all i care. i ain’t buying him jack fucking shit if he’s gonna act like this about it. i’ve got better things to concern myself with.
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MISS BAD MEDIA KARMA
pairings: (alleged) charles leclerc x reader. lando norris x reader. george russell x reader. (platonic) sebastian vettel x reader.
warnings: misogynistic media and comments.
summary: after a night out with your fellow drivers, the media is alight with rumours and speculation about your romantic life. most people would call a pr meeting, you go through the funniest rumours on instagram live and rate them out of ten.
author’s note: i’m still taking questions/asks/requests so please send some in! also as usual, there is a poll at the end so please vote!
— part of my maneater series ꕤ
START INSTAGRAM LIVE. (20K WATCHING)
Y/N: hi guys! hi! how is everyone? how are you doing?
user1: Y/N NOTICE ME!
user2: y/n girl u look hungover as hell 😭
Y/N: am i hungover? perhaps. that’s probably why i’m doing this. jo is going to kill me but whatever.
user3: what are you planning on doing? 😭
Y/N: after yesterday’s… events. there have been a lot of rumours about me and my fellow drivers that have been spread around social media. so let’s talk through them and rate them out of ten.
user7: ain’t this a pr disaster?
user8: you probably shouldn’t do this.
landonorris: LMFAOOOOOO DO IT
Y/N: lando? how are you not hungover from last night? i’ll start with you. apparently according to this thread by twitter user y/nando, the two of us are secretly engaged to be married. okay first of all, why? second of all, no. i’m sorry. that isn’t happening any time soon. also, my schedule is too packed to be thinking about marriage plans. this one is 2/10 because c’mon.
landonorris: i’m searching that thread right now.
landonorris: wait lol why is this kinda accurate… are you sure we’re not engaged?
user7: LMFAOOOOOO
Y/N: we’re supposed to be EXTINGUISHING the rumours, not adding to them??? we are not engaged. we’re just friends. barely that if anything.
user8: BOOOOOOOOO
y/nando: it’s okay :) you’ll see that you’re perfect for each other one day.
Y/N: will we? anyways. next rumour. according to some monaco newspaper, charles and i have a secret child. this is apparently backed up by some anonymous sources.
landonorris: BOOOOO we get some shitty engagement rumour and you and charles get a child. i want a redo!
charles_leclerc: don’t deny our child y/n 😔
user6: y’all are MESSY 😭
user9: CHARLESY/N SUPREMACY 😍
georgerussell63: end the live y/n 😁👍🏻
Y/N: what is this photo? this is supposed to be proof of my pregnancy? i was just bloated from an evening of indulging at this amazing italian restaurant. it was gorgeous. whoever used this photo is dead wrong for that. this one is 5/10 cause i feel self conscious.
user12: no deadass 😭 if i was famous i would have had a million pregnancy rumours by now.
user68: no charlesy/n baby? BOOO!
Y/N: another one. george and i were spotted buying baby clothes in london. apparently george is me and charles’ baby’s godfather. there is no baby! charles and i don’t have a kid. so george is not the godfather!
georgerussell63: wait… why not? i would be a great godfather actually. i am offended.
user9: george going from telling y/n to switch off the live to being offended he isn’t the godfather of her alleged baby is crazy 😭
Y/N: also why was i shopping with george and not my alleged baby daddy? charles you’re a deadbeat to our non-existent child and that’s why this newspaper is saying that george is raising my kid?
charles_leclerc: apologies to leclerc jr but no way i’m letting george raise him.
georgerussell63: i’m not ready to be a stepdad but c’mon i’d be a great one.
user4: george isn’t the stepdad, he’s the dad that stepped up!
logansargeant: i’m upset that i haven’t been included in these rumors.
Y/N: if i was gonna ask anyone to be my baby’s stepdad it would be oscar. this rumour is 3/10 because it’s so unbelievable.
oscarpiastri: NOOOOOOOO 😰
user9: HELP???
user67: i’m watching this while doing my makeup. y/n is my favourite influencer!
user78: i was watching your vlog when i saw the notification!
Y/N: did you enjoy this vlog? for people who haven’t seen it yet, it’s detailing my offseason with my friends and family! we travelled a little and i did some work with my sponsorships! so check it out. we have some very interesting camera people.
user65: can’t believe you had the usher do your camera work for your superbowl vlog.
user8: you met beyoncé, you never gonna fail!
user67: be honest, did you faint at the sight of all the big celebs?
lewishamilton: y/n, this is all very interesting but maybe you shouldn’t be doing this? - sebastian.
Y/N: seb?? what are you doing here? and why are you on lewis’ account? don’t you have your own?
lewishamilton: i lost my login information 😅 and i got a message from charles telling me to shut this down - sebastian.
Y/N: what a snitch…
user23: he mad y/n didn’t accept their child 😭
Y/N: speaking of sebastian, here is my favourite rumour. that sebastian is my father and i’m his secret lovechild.
youryoungersis: wait…. is that why we look so different? you have a different dad???
lewishamilton: i’m not that much older than you? how can i be your dad? i’m only 13 years older than you! do i look that old? - sebastian, NOT your father.
user7: HELPSOSJSSJ
user5: NOT HIM CLARIFYING 😭😭
Y/N: that one is funny but no. we don’t even look alike! i hear a lot that we have the same mannerisms but that’s probably because i practically grew up around the guy. i’m rating this one…. 7/10.
lewishamilton: grew up around not with! - sebastian, NOT her father.
user2: BRO WE GET IT 😭😭😭😭
Y/N: so basically, time for the last one. this one is definitely the most out of pocket one.
alex_albon: BOOOOO I MISSED MOST OF IT
danielricciardo: 🤣🤣🤣
user98: HELSPSOSJ i’m laughing so hard.
Y/N: oh hi jo! how did you get in? WAIT!-
INSTAGRAM LIVE ENDED. (98K WATCHING)
#jayde’s works ☆#maneater ꕤ#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 imagine#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula one x reader#f1 texts#f1 fanfic#formula one imagine#sebastian vettel x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lando norris x reader#formula one smau#formula one#george russell x reader
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genuinely asking: if I started an art patreon would anyone be interested? loosely playing with the idea of it… it’d probably be early comic access, wips/progress steps/pdfs/speedpaints, and like. A commission tier where u could get a small commission each month for a discounted/flat price? (Or like, I’d be open to suggestions for additional perks. This is just an idea I had, I probably wouldn’t permalock anything behind a paywall, it’d just be early stuff and personalized stuff yk)
#? like lmk. I don’t rly wanna open one and have it totally flop but even a lil extra each month would be fab and help me a lot#pricing is aso a weird concept lol#like for now I like kofi bc it’s cute u can just tip w/out a subscription yk and I like that vibe#but. like. wondering if anyone would be into this#ik a lot of artists do a discord server too w patreon subs but I’m gonna b honest. I’m too shy I would not do well w that 😭#I’m . a hermit. 🦀🐚…#sanchoyorambles#also that new job is not giving me more than 3 hours a day rn and idk if that’s forever or just bc I’m new 🤡 that’s why I’m asking too ngl#like ermmm…I can’t live off this 🗿#typical broke artist stereotype I guess 🧍🏻#but I don’t hate it so far like it’s fine. it’s actually good…? I can kinda work whenever I want to#I wish they’d either give me more hours or a higher pay rate tho lol#but otherwise it’s a pretty decent ideal job for me so far which is cool#I wish I could talk abt it a lil more but…ms. NDA….😞
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