hello hello hello lovely i am here to request a moodboard with my dear lover, jean kirstein 🤓 lemme give you the tiff/jean lore on how we met and got together. sorry in advance that this is so long!!!!
we meet as kids when he moves into one of the houses on my street and i don’t give him a choice in the matter about us being friends. we hang out most days, walk to/from school together, and although we’re not *~besties~* we ARE really really good friends and that continues on to high school.
he gets really popular though because he gets into sports, he grows like 2ft the summer of our junior year, and grows out his hair and suddenly he’s too cool to hang out with his weird lil friend from kindergarten 🥺 (but actually!!! that’s not true. he still wants to hang out with me but IM really self conscious because i’m not one of the popular kids. i also have a GIGANTIC crush on him and it hurts seeing him hang out w all the pretty popular girls so i end up pulling back and we don’t hang out anymore)
when we’re in uni together, we wind up at the same party and he drunkenly confronts me about us not being friends anymore and i’m terrified of confrontation so i run and hide in one of the bedrooms but he follows after me. he confesses that he’s been in love with me since we were kids and im like oh, me too. and he’s like oh. and we’re just like 😶 cue awkward first kiss where we’re both giggling and smiling too much to actually make out
dating is super easy because we’ve known each other for so long so it feels like nothings changed (except now we make out and giggle when we see each other naked) and we get a lot of “about time!!!” from all our friends 😒 we like to playfully bicker and make fun of each other around our friends but when we’re alone together we’re both super soft and childish. he loves to pick me up and then say, “wow!! when did you get so tall!!!” and i like to chomp on him when we’re cuddling together.
he treats me like a princess and so i become very spoiled and bratty. we spend most of our time laying on top of each other on the couch or in bed eating the food that we made together with a glass of wine or sparkling water while we watch our favourite show 🥺🥺🥺
tytyty in advance ❤️ i LOVE moodboards im so excited for this hehehe
AHH TIFF hello i cannot tell you how excited i was to finally hear about tiff+jean my FAV ship ever!!!!! so here is my interpretation of you two (but i think its kinda off lol)
i just absolutely love you two and the childhood friends to lovers relationship it makes me so sososoos soft YOURE INSPIRING ME TO MAKE MY OWN SELF SHIP UNI AHDJJVKSJDJ
surprise song 🙊🙊
AHH I HOPE YOU LIKE IT I THINK ITS KINDA BAD JDKXJSKS
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part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.
The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"
The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]
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‘Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.’
“Eulogy from a Physicist” by Aaron Freeman, with quotes from Interstellar by Christopher Nolan, and images from NASA, Interstellar, Getty, Petrichara, and Reuters.
1- NASA: GOODS-South.
2- NASA: NGC 1850.
3- NASA: Iberian Peninsula.
4- Christopher Nolan: Interstellar.
5- NASA: From the Earth to the Moon.
6- Hannah La Folette Ryan: Subway Hands.
7- Adams Evans: Heart Nebula.
8- NASA: Exploring the Antennae.
9- NASA: Crescent Moon from the International Space Station.
10- Petrichara.
11- Getty Images.
12- NASA: SMACS 0723.
13- Reuters
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
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Things Neil Gaiman said about our ineffable husbands that make my heart skip a few beats:
- this is a love story
- they like holding hands
- they held hands in season 1 (he let us figure out that it was on the bus)
- it’s implied that Aziraphale stayed at Crowley’s apartment the night after the No-pocalypse
- this is a love story
- roughly 4 years passed between s1 and 2
- they will have a cottage in the South Downs at some point
- shoemaker-cum-obstetrician
- he called Michael and David ‘my boys’
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