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gingernut1314 · 3 months
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AHHHHHHH!!!!
OUT HERE MAKING ME FEEL ALL SORTS OF WAYS!
I--I love him 🥹
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cable-knit-sweater · 2 years
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“The mustache is gone. But its spirit is here, the mustache is part of all of you, you know what I mean? It’s inside all of us…. maybe, maybe, maybe.. phrasing could’ve been better” - Chris Evans on Capital FM 😂😂
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penguin--person · 8 months
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INCIDENT LEAVES 18 DEAD, 12 INJURED! guy relistens to the great comet and EXPLODES
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vampyrjuice · 2 years
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I keep refreshing my states voting results like PLEASE please. don't fuck this up.
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elegiastaoodiin · 1 year
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My ex has turned into one of the fictional characters that I dream about.
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filmcel · 1 year
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Oh i love watching movies alone because I can scream and giggle all I want
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seichv · 7 months
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“you're squirming a lot for someone who swore they could take it.”
SATORU had your legs thrown over his shoulders as he pounded into you senselessly, one of his big, slender hands made its way down to your clit, rubbing circles on it, causing you to jolt. whiny moans constantly slipped past your lips, and your vision was going black. “so f-fucking good, satoruuu…” both his hands tightly grabbed your thighs now, throwing his head back as a loud groan emits from his chest. his face inched closer to yours as his icy gaze pierced directly into yours. “mhm… feels good, yeah?”
the lewd, wet noises made it all even nastier… his eyes shifted down to watch how tightly your sopping cunt was clenching around him, and he couldn't help but be amused at the view. “haah… you hear that? pussy’s talking to me, huh?” his face still had barely any distance from yours, his eyes were flooded with that lecherous look inside of them… the head of his dick kept reaching that sweet spot inside of you, he was slamming into you like he's fucking a fleshlight.
his strokes were just cruel, he mumbled “uh-huh” with every few moans that came from you. “o-oh my goddd… satoru–!” you couldn't feel an inch of your body, except for just how fucking deep inside he was, balls slapping against your ass leaving the skin there bright red. you had no way to escape no matter how much you thrashed around, he was practically fucking you into the sheets.
“gonna cum for me, baby?” his breath fanned against your face as he spoke, your brows knitting together, complete gibberish was all you were speaking, you made all sorts of grunts and moans that were far from a coherent answer. your legs were spasming and shaking, sweat glistening on your forehead. one of his hands sneaked up to your neck and firmly wrapped around it, saliva dripping onto his hand from your mouth that was hung open widely, your tongue almost lolling out, it looked pornworthy. “i asked you a question, pretty girl.”
“s-shutting your mouth won't be a bad idea.” you replied, slowly coming undone as his hand around your throat tightened its hold, not enough to prevent your breathing but enough to get your eyes rolling to the back of your head. “what was that?” the sound of his voice alone makes you lose yourself, you started to feel your skin tingling with that familiar feeling in your stomach as he practically broke you with each snap his hips made into yours.
“i said shut–” satoru cuts you off with a harsh thrust, your nails almost tearing the sheets from how hard you dug your nails into them as you yelped. he hums, with a wide grin spread across his face that made you want to slap him, even though it was sexy as fuck. your insides began to churn up as you pathetically whined beneath him.
“watch that pretty mouth, sweetheart.”
his cock drilled inside of you at a mean pace, you were going feral with not an inch of composure left. you felt satoru contracting and twitching inside your walls, they were hugging him so good he felt like he was in a trance. you watched his expression, his chest rumbling with loud, shaky groans. the pleasure continuously grew in your core, the ache between your legs overwhelming. you gushed your fluids onto him with a loud cry, your nerves all over the place as your entire body gave out. “oh fuuck—!” he fucked you through your orgasm, working his way to his own release.
“fuuuck…” he shoots his load deep inside of you, holding onto both sides of your waist for dear life as he quivered… beads of sweat trickled down his neck, huffing as he takes a moment to slowly gather his breath. you hear a squelch as he slowly pulls out of your pussy, his eyes following his cum spilling out and running down your folds. he leans down beside you to caress your cheek.
his hands traveled down your thighs as he whispered, chuckling at your fucked out expression and the way your eyes were barely staying open. one of your hands slid down to your pussy, your fingers coating in the mess that was down there. you felt how stretched out you were, your gaping hole making the nastiest sounds just from a simple touch. you sighed, your eyelids going heavy.
maybe you shouldn't watch your mouth more often.
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noxtivagus · 2 years
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this story
#tears at my heart oh my goddd i love stories like this so much#'as i try to remember distant nostalgic sounds become audible in my head'#oh. 'you promised we'd be together forever. i can't believe i trusted you'#'i hate you' 'i don't care anymore' 'terrified of losing another person so dear to him' T_T#a third wheel huh#'but the fact that i was being left out of their world got to be so sad painful and lonely'#i'm crying i hate this so much#i can't even say or write anything anymore. this hurts so much#but... this is the exact dynamic and trope i love so much. the same as the one i wrote two years ago... 'starlit sky'#'please don't leave me. or abandon me'#'miku's heart skips a beat at the sight of a familiar figure'#'even though it's no different from the usual invitation miku finds herself pausing for a moment' and then she smiles huh...#pretends she's alright. i guess it hurts because i#nah. i just really appreciate the writing here#the subtleties and the way they describe these moments and feelings... sigh#wait no. i just wiped away my tears i think i'm gna cry again#fuck this 'when you only look down into yourself you can miss out on some things that you'll wish you hadn't'#'sometimes you need to bring those eyes up and look forward look around. sometimes the answer was right there all along'#i hate this. i fucking hate this#that smile huh. the way they wrote miku's thoughts here are so painful#she's crying too huh.#'the moment she realizes she is crying a complex emotion that isn't quite sadness pain or joy throbs within her heart'#... 'i'm fine. just stay here.' / 'please. just stay here. don't leave me alone. stay with me... even if just for a while.'#this writing hurts so much. 'a litany of stars light up the night sky as the sun sets on the horizon.'#UGHHH I HATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS LIKE THIS. oh. oh i can predict what's gna happen
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petitesmafia · 10 months
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domestic skk where they get engaged and when both of them break the news to their friends, it results in quite different reactions (read: ppl got random beef with Dazai)
[calling Shirase] Chuuya: i have news Shirase: what's up Chuuya: Dazai and I are no longer dating Shirase: are you serious?! RAHHH THANK GODDD Chuuya: ...we're engaged Shirase: oh Chuuya: he's here with me Shirase: ok Chuuya: and you’re on speaker Shirase: oh. my bad Dazai: hi ^-^
[telling Verlaine] Verlaine: my dear brother <3 where's that...boyfriend of yours Chuuya: he's not my boyfriend anymore Verlaine: that's the best news i've heard all year. shall we celebrate Chuuya: he's my fiancé now Verlaine: that's the worst news i've heard all year. why
meanwhile...
[telling ADA] Dazai: everyone i have news to share. Chuuya and i are no longer dating Atsushi: what did you dooooo???? Yosano: oh that sucks. for you.   Kunikida: did you try begging yet? Dazai (feeling wronged): wowww okay Dazai: we're engaged Atsushi: OH phew. why'd you need to say it like that tho
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hopespeakwriting · 1 year
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Hi ^^ Can I please request Kokichi, Fuyuhiko, and Shuichi x reader who likes their hands. Not in a nsfw way but they just think their hands are pretty and like to kiss and hold them. If not that’s fine just ignore this!
SORRY AB THE DELAY OMG- PLEASE KNOW I DIDNT IGNORE YOU!! I SWEAR I DIDNT IGNORE YOU- IM SOSOSO SORRY I HAD NO MOTIVATION IM BACK IM BACKKKK oh my goddd okay i love this request! can relate! Lets do this! <3
Kokichi, Fuyuhiko and Shuichi with a s/o who likes their hands.
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Kokichi Ouma:
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Totally would tease you for this.
"Ohh~ so you like my hands?! Wow, you're weird. Nishishi~!"
"Is this some kind of ki- no? oh, oki!"
Will tease you a 100%
But deep down, he thinks is really really cute!
Feels like a prince everytime you kiss his hands.
Eventually he'll do the same to you! holding your hands and kissing it more often.
You two will be just walking on the street and then, he suddently holds your hand.
"What? can't i like your hands too?"
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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu:
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Oh boy... prepare yourself. As soon as you hold his hand he'll do a little surprised jump.
"TH-THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?"
immediatly blushing like crazy.
"What did you think you're doing?!"
Plz calm him down. Explain it to him.
As soon as Kuzuryuu calm down he'll apologize for yelling and gently, very gently, hold your hand back with a soft grin.
Kiss his hand and he'll get red as a tomato.
As time passes, he gets more confortable with it. if you get lucky, he'll even hold your hand in public!
If you two are home, he might even kiss your hand back!
"you're... cute... your hands are soft too...."
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Shuichi Saihara:
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Oh... this poor, poor, shy boy....
if you hold his hand he'll immediatly start shaking, blusing and closing his eyes, covering them with his hat.
"Huh?! oh- i- uhhhh- you-your- h- uhh-"
Stuttering like CRAZY.
He'll get more comfortable as time passes, but never accostumed.
Everytime you hold his hand, Shuichi blushes and hides his face with his hat.
And if you kiss his hand, his eyes widen and he'll blush and stutter like crazy.
He'll feel like the most loved person in the world.
"Uh- i.... thank you dear....! i- i really aprecciate when you do this..."
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I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS OMG TYSM 4 REQUESTING COME BACK EVERYTIME U WANT ^^
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t0ast-ghost · 28 days
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I’m having a bit of trouble with this episode, I mean it’s S2 episode 15 (Trouble With Tribbles). I promise I can come up with a better opening (edit: I didn’t)
It’s the episode in ds9! But without Jadzia Dax :(
- How can Chekov just sit like that
- Spock is not impressed with Chekov’s joke :((
- HEHEHE
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- Kirk is not amused with the space station
- “And that gives him the authority.” Spock leans over and whispers in Kirk’s ear
- “What, what what.” Kirk is what-ing all over the place
- CANADA MENTION LOL (finding out William Shatner is Canadian was a fucking jump scare)
- Kirk is like “if you say Quadrotriticale one more time-”
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- the audacity of this bitch <3
- “Does everybody know about this wheat but me?” Kirk is so damn lost
- “Is it alive? Can I hold it?” Uhura that looks like one of those keychain Pom poms. I wanna hold one too.
- “Is that an offer or a joke.” “It’s my offer.” “It’s a joke.” I kinda like whatever these two got going on
- Kirk’s greatest enemy… quadrotriticale
- “Ah, My dear Captain Kirk.” “My dear captain Koloth.” What is Kirk on today?
- Why do they pronounce Klingons like that cling- gones
- Is Koloth played by the same guy as Trelane
- Kirk and Koloth wanna hate fuck so bad
- I love engineering just being crazy into their field, they’re all huge nerds about it and I love them
- Spock petting the tribble in the background
- Spock take a tribble, you need to relax
- “Captain, may I ask where you’ll be?” “Sickbay, with a headache.” Get this man a drink or smt
- I love McCoy getting his own little side quest of figuring out how tf tribbles work
- Don’t you fucking date insult Scotty’s ship! THATS TOO FAR
- I love this conversation between Kirk and Scotty. Kirk just baffled that Scotty threw the first punch. “Is this off the record?” “No, this is not off the record.” I’m giggling throughout this conversation
- Scotty’s so happy about catching up on his technical journals
- McCoy and Spock’s fight in the science room. They only call each other sir when they’re fighting
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- Kirk got whoopee cushioned by a tribble
- Imagine your chief medical officer is that pretty and you’re normal about it (he’s not normal about it but just imagine)
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- MCCOY SAYS “BISEXUAL”
- Kirk, Spock, and Uhura are so miserable while McCoy has just a single tribble as a fidget toy
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- “In my opinion you have taken this entire very important project far too lightly.” “On the contrary, sir— I think this project is very important. It is you I take lightly.” KIRK ON THAT BITCH SHIT
- Kirk: Cyrano Jones— a Klingon agent? *laughs*
Baris: You heard me.
Kirk: I heard you.
Spock: He simply could not believe his ears.
- “You can’t deny he’s distrusted this station!” You cannot deny these nuts!
- Kirk says “Au Revoir”
- Kirk has accepted his tribble fate. Him rising out of the pile. Someone got to just throw tribbles at Kirk
- McCoy comes in with a miraculous solution and then leaves to find another.
- “Mr.Baris, they like you. Well there’s no accounting for taste.”
- McCoy’s explaining the grain was poisoned. McCoy sounds more southern when happy.
- It’s not a passing around of admiration, they’re passing around blame lol. They did something bad
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- whispering “you gave them to the klingons?” Oh my goddd
- I love everyone laughing and Spock just making this face
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Genuinely loved this episode and was laughing throughout it. I am susceptible to tribbles.
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Episode written by David Gerrold
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Lemonade — Vada Cavell
When I was seven years old, my friend , Vada and I started a lemonade stand.  Ever since then, she and I have been inseparable.
It was a hot summer week, and quite frankly, we had nothing to do. Her mom had just gotten back from the store and asked us to unpack the groceries. Neither of us wanted to, but like I said earlier, we had nothing else to do.
"Oh my goddd the weather is killing me!" I complained, putting the milk carton in the fridge. She nodded in agreement.
"Look!" she squealed, "lemons!" She takes out a huge bag of lemons.
"That's a lot of lemons, V," I laughed.
"Buy tuh-woo, get three free," she desperately tried to read the label.
"You mean buy two get three free?" I tried to raise an eyebrow.
"Whatever," she rolled her eyes, "we should make lemonade!"
I got out her mom's fancy pitcher and a knife, and miraculously didn't get cut while slicing the lemons. Less miraculously, the juicing of the lemons on multiple occasions stung our eyes.
"Okay, we gotta add lots of sugar," Vada told me, tasting the pure lemon juice. Her face puckered up in a way that even then I knew was not good.
"I love sugar!" I smiled, pouring an unhealthy portion of sugar in.
By the end of the afternoon, we made one dollar an seventeen cents with our one sale to the boy, Nick, down the street. 
"We should go buy candy!" Vada's eyes lit up.
"Ooh! M&M's! And jolly ranchers! And gummies!"
That was also the day we learned that there's not much you can but for $1.17.
It was a devastating day.
Twelve years later...
"Hi Vada," I exclaim, running up to the shorter brunette, giving her an obligatory head pat before enveloping her in a hug.
"Hi!" she smiles widely. I love her smile so much.
"What do you wanna do today?" I ask.
"What's there to do?" she replies. We end up lying down on her trampoline for at least an hour, scrolling through TikTok's together.
"What is it with the Lana Del Rey, will you serve me Lemonade trend?" Vada says, confused.
"No idea," I confess, "but it's fun to see celebrity glow ups showcased by it."
"No, totally," she laughs, "You've totally gotten a glow up."
"No, you're literally hotter than the sun, shut up Vada!" Vada's definitely the prettiest girl I know. Everything about her is so flawlessly beautiful. She could literally wear the silliest most random outfit she found at the bottom of her closet and pull it off perfectly.
"You shut up!" 
We sit in silence for a moment, then an idea pops into my head.
"Let's make lemonade!" I decide. Vada shoots up excitedly, "yes please! Anything other than TikTok's!"
"I agree."
We set off to work, making (much better) lemonade than we made last time.
"Okay, first of all, your mom has a lemon juicing thingy now, which feels over the top fancy, but we should probably use it," I tell her.
"It's literally a thingy you put lemons on and twists them, that's not fancy!"
"Whatever, let's use it!"
We slice up the lemons and begin to juice them.
"Damn, if this is what giving handjobs to guys is like, I do not want to date guys. Honestly, not really into that even before this. Like honestly, they're not doing it for me," she rambles. Her rambles are the cutest thing. If you don't interrupt her, she can go one for hours about conspiracy theories, shows, books, songs. It's one of the many things I love about her.
"Vada, you're literally gay, you don't have to worry about handjobs."
"No you're literally gay!" she points a finger at me. I pretend to take offense, slapping a hand over my heart. Joking around with her is the highlight of any day.
"We're both gay, now work on the water to sugar to lemon ratio," I decide.
"Why are you turning lemonade into mathhhhh," she complains.
"Just work on it!" I exclaim.
"Anything for you, my dear," she winks at me.
We finally finish the lemonade after fifteen minutes of bickering. I'm excited to try it, honestly. I haven't had good lemonade in years.
"Will you give me some?" she asks, noticing I've poured myself a glass.
"Pay Up!" I laugh.
"Is $1.17 enough?" she asks innocently.
"Why, you got that much?"
"The exact same coins," she confesses. I blush at the fact that she's kept coins from twelve years ago that we earned selling lemonade this whole time. I've never seen her as the sentimental type
"Damn, I must have meant a lot to you," I tease her.
"Not as much as you mean to me now," she takes a step closer to me, booping my nose.
"Oh yeah," I say, "and how much is that?"
She smirks, taking the lemonade out of my hand and setting it down on the counter.
"Enough to do this," she cups my cheeks and stands on the tips of her toes to brush her soft lips against mine. I hate to sound like a stereotype, but I swear I can feel fireworks go off in my stomach. My arms wrap themselves around her waist before finding their way to her hips and gently pulling her closer. She tastes like lemons and sugar(unsurprisingly considering we're making lemonade). Such a perfect taste for such a hot day. I could get used to this. It's hard not to crave more and more.
It's funny that just a few nights ago we were making fun of couples on TV who were like this, and yet now we're completely totally a cliche.
"Sorry if I read that wrong," Vada apologizes after pulling away.
"You're not reading it wrong, don't worry," I reassure her, kissing her lips again.
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avonne-writes · 2 months
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I have started watching MOTA ND OHHH GODDD THESE TWOO FUCK..in the very 1st episode..BUCKY WAS FEELING SOO STRESSED ABOUT HIS BABY GOING TO MISSION ..OH CANT HELP BUT IMAGINE HIM PRAYING FROM ALL THE GODS TO KEEP BUCK SAFE ..HIS THORAT GETTING TIGHT TIME TO TIME .
DAYUMM M NOT READY FOR THE FUTHER EPISODES 😭😭
And also WHY IS CALLUM TURNER SO DAMM GORGEOUS ITS UNFAIR??
Anon, the way I die and get resurrected by Callum's hotness on a daily basis is outright insane... These photos just now have left me brain dead for minutes ❤️‍🔥
And welcome to the fandom, dear! ❤️ I'm glad you're feeling the chemistry already. So much more to come! I hope you'll be around to have fun squealing about these two with us.
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onsunnyside · 1 year
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MATING PRESS WITH MMA FIGHTER CURTIS OH my gODDD YOU DID NOT……. CAUSE HES SO BIG HE LITERQLLY HAS YOU TRAPPED AND SQUISHED UNDERNEATH HIM, ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE ????? PLEEK I NEED HIM TO SPLIT ME IN HALF
mhmhmmm he's so big and beefy, thick and built, mean but sweet. he loves watching all the thoughts leave your head as he presses deeper and deeper 😵‍💫 forcing your tight hole to take his cock ballsdeep, "t-to deep, daddy," you hiccup, squirming under him but it's no use, you're trapped. "thought you said you wanted to take it. all of it." he punctuates his words with a thorough grind until the fat tip hits your special spot. "don't tell me you're givin' up now, cupcake. c'mon, where's my good girl?" you sniffle when he pinches your chin, forcing you to meet his heated gaze. "where is she, hm? where's my best girl who takes whatever I give her?"
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navarice · 2 months
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“am I the only one who—” yes you are shut up. oh, is that not what you wanna hear? you are the only one and in fact will ever be the only one so shut the hell up. get a job or a hobby or do anything else but be here dear god PLEASEEEE spare the world with your half assed takes that only cater to your limping sense of self righteousness GODDD YOU’RE ANNOYINGG GO AWAYYYY SHOO SHOO *sprays with water*
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radioisnotdead · 6 days
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(I feel like Stirring the pot myself a little)
Say lucifer did charlie ever tell you what valentino did when she went to visit angels work place and what he said to her? I'm sure you'll find it very VERY interesting, in fact I'm sure you'll want to have a nice long chat with him about his conduct around your little girl and his princess...Hehehe
Say since vox works valentino and probably has security cameras in the studio im sure he has a recording of EXACTLY What I'm talking about that he'd have no problem showing his king hmmmm
(time for vox to sweat a little and for valentino to start running hehehe)
(GODDD WHY IS HATING THE CAST INFECTIOUS AJAHSSG)
What did that fucking pimp do to you Charlie.
dad chill out it was fine I could handle it
Handle what??
..nothing
Vox.
Uhhhhhh
I simply offered her a job, Luci~!
you licked her goddamn arm.
Shut up, you should be working.
YOU LICKED MY DAUGHTER'S ARM??
Now, I'm sure dear Angel here is simply over exaggerating, I did nothing of the sort!
Charlie, did this fucking moth lick you
ummmm maybeee..?
THATS ALL THE PERMISSION I NEED-
OH FUCK--
DAD GET OFF HIM YOURE GONNA KILL HIM
HAHA GO LUCIFER BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM
I must say, this is quite an entertaining fight. I almost wish I had been around to watch Adam get killed.
(valentino almost ended up dying. go lucifer ^^)
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