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happi-tree · 1 year

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Terrow and/or oakworthy?

Hey, Rae! Hope you're having a beautiful day 💜💜💜

First up: Terrow!

While they're not my absolute favorite of the kiddad ships, I love them and also their potential dynamic! I diiiiiid have a fic idea lined up for them at one point that is still very dear to me so mayhaps. Eventually. I'll give it a shot sbdfakbffs. I think they'd be SO cute together and... I don't want to necessarily say good for each other bc like there still would definitely be issues but maybe the two of them would actually be one of the pairs to talk out their issues. I really think Terry and Sparrow have such an interesting dynamic to explore - they're both such observant people and kind of the therapist friends of the group by default (Sparrow as the lovewolf, Terry as the son of a therapist). I'd love to see how they'd navigate a relationship together - it's something that holds a lot of potential to me!

Up next: Oakworthy!

THEY ARE. SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I NEED THEM TO KISS I NEED THEM TO KISS PLEASE FOR ALL THE GROSS TEENAGERS OUT THERE!!! Okay now that that's covered I think Oakworthy actually has so much depth to it beyond them being gross weirdo overdramatic rival(!!!) silly guys in love (though that very much is an important and vital part of their appeal). Normal and Hermie are both struggling so much with their identities this season and kind of. Foil each other in that respect. And what is SO interesting to me in the aftermath of episode 31 is where it all goes from here (obviously). Like, Normal's entire life has been turned upside down with the revelations about his family, the discovery of his powers and his attunement to the Doodler, and he threw off the identity he so desperately clung to in order to help his friends fight for a better world and save his family and fix this catastrophic mess. And now, with Teeny stolen, there's a very real chance that Normal can never get that part of himself back, creating even MORE identity issues and problems in the process (Normal is a cleric and Teeny is his idol, and having that taken from him is devastating on so, so many levels as both the source of his power and of his personal beliefs and ideals). On the flip side, Hermie ALSO had no idea what the fuck he was getting into - he just wanted the costume, but he just had to commit himself to the performance and in the process he learned that (1) something is inherently fucked up with these teenagers and also they're probably the only ones who can stop,,, whatever happened to Tony Pepperoni at the dance, (2) the world is ending apparently? has been ending???, (3) he's adopted, and (4) he's never been human because he's actually half non-euclidean trickster and half demon. Like, the "I'm either disassociating or this is who I am" line is SO MUCH to me actually. He just wanted to do something for his school and then he ended up with his entire identity stripped away from him! Who is Hermie? How is he supposed to know? And then, after everything, he goes and circles back and steals the mascot outfit - and, I might be eating my words with this one come Tuesday, so take this with a grain of salt - he steals Teeny, and this reads to me like he's doubling down on the person he used to be and reprising that role in an attempt to mentally push down those feelings of not knowing who the fuck he is anymore. Which, you know, valid! But his actions are stripping away a huge piece of Normal's identity in the process, therefore rendering Normal incapable of doing the very thing that Hermie is attempting to do - use his previous persona as a sort of safety net, a safer place to return to from a bygone era when things were simpler and he was just a regular kid, more or less. And I think that there's something pretty poetic about that.

Oh my god, that got long. Um, yeah, anyway, I think the world needs more representation of disgusting weirdo-for-weirdo teenagers being in love and I think Oakworthy should be that representation. Please I need them to kiss. Like. Pretty please I'm begging.

#i. did not mean to write a short essay on oakworthy being foils but uh. yeah them's my Thoughts!!!#sorry this took 380475823 years as you can see i was uh. busy #anyway love BOTH of these ships so much and I hope to god i can finish my oakworthy fic before tuesday and canon smashes it to pieces <3 #thanks for the ask lovebird!#ask game #raemeh #dndads #terrow #oakworthy #happi rambles

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mickgaydolenz · 1 year

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pick a few mutuals and say what you associate with them ✨

oooh okay, this is fun!! (p.s i really don't want anyone to feel left out so if i don't mention you please know as a beloved mutual you are forever and always in my heart)

@mygirlnesmith - of course i need to start with jo!! there are so many things i associate with jo (like being so fucking clever and funny and kind), but the strongest are that 1. our overlap of experiences and informative media/moments is pure insanity (like seriously it is sometimes scary 😱). so they are for real just my missing triplet, or my soulmate if you will. 2. CEO of girl micky monday and Co-President/Founder of the princess gwen fanclub/cult. what a fucking insane claim to fame 💖✌️😔. (we both have a strong bond over our love of girl micky and coco dolenz 😔🤝😔). and 3. they are the most critical of all mike critical people out there. they should be allowed to go back in time and conduct a fully immersive case study on michael nesmith. (also jo was the reason i even broke out of my shell in this fandom, so i am forever grateful to them for being a good friend to me 💖💖💖)

@reignoerme - the creator of the modern au!!! reign is so, so, so creative and so funny 💖💖!!! (no seriously, she sent me this fucking hilarious video she made and i was screaming). i mainly associate her with being too nice for her own good >:(( (no seriously. reign is an angel. she is the irl embodiment of the looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll meme). she is also the president of the peter tork defense squad 💪 , and most importantly i associate her with the insane, big brain 🧠 , huge amazing au ideas she is constantly churning out! OH FUCK i can't forget her incredible modern au fashion boards, she KILLS those every time ✨✨✨!! all of our little discussions have been so, so fun and i love talking with you man 💖🙏🥹

@vintagecocacolainthesun - can't not mention raya!!! the queen of monkees dreams herself 👑, the psyche that keeps on giving, the asker of the most unhinged (but fun) questions! so obviously raya to me is the teller of dreams, but also a very creative, very engaging friend that is so kind to so many people on this platform 💖🙏😔.

@jathis - the creator of the doppel-gang!!! jathis is the fastest fic writer in all the land 🏃‍♂️💨(no seriously, how do you even do it man???). when i think of them i think of all the great fics they write and how much they go out of their way to engage and enrich other au's/ideas/headcannons in the monkees fandom! they always have something great to add and are so, so, so generous with their time and creativity! ALSO another member of the peter tork defense squad 💪

@birdie-hop -BIG BRAIN!!!! HUGE GALAXY BRAIN 🧠 !!! i've said it once, but i'll say it again, god works fast but birdie works fucking faster. their edits are INSANE. their comedic timing is INSANE. fucking what a super power dude. ALSO their head analysis is always soooooooooooo ✨✨✨💅immaculate

#haha sorry this might be a bit cringe to read guys. but i am very sincere and i appreciate you all so much!!#and again i really don't want anyone to feel left out. that is such a huge fear/pet peeve of mine #so please know if i didn't mention you. as a beloved mutual you still mean so much to me!!!

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icharchivist · 2 years

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Ok i Know it's a terrible idea to send asks with (maube) a drink or two OR TEN too many in my blood stream but LET'S SAY i4m celebrating your BIRTHDAY AND if you're not drunk rn. Lets say. I'm drunk for YOU, Because you're amaing and. I'm taking the hangover for me. It's. My birthday gift I'm having a headache tomirrox so you don't have to. Fot now I'm just. Y'oure amazing sweety never forget that. I HOPE YOU'ERE HABING A GREAT TIME YOU DESERVE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOO MCUH ily

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SWEETIE OH MY GOD

SWEETIE THAT'S TOO MUCH DRINKS AND YOU SHOULDNT BE DRINKING ON MY BDAY 😭😭😭

but look at you being the sweetest most adorable drunk in the world.

I care you so much 🥺🥺🥺💕💕

thank you for the happy wishes angel they mean everything to me 💕💕

take care!

#ichareply #jorjor wel #ichablogging bday

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bacchicly · 2 years

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🔸🔶 ANNOUNCEMENT 🔶🔸

I, despite being terrified of requests, super enjoyed writing the one-shot requested by anon. (Find that very sexy number here)

Soooooooooooo...

I am with mild terror officially OPENING REQUESTS for GARVEZ ONE-SHOTS as well as Criminal Minds - any character(s) - FEEL GOOD MICRO WORKS... Click here to submit a fic request!

List of current micro-garvez

List of one shots / happier versions

Alaya means Home Series

So please let me know if you'd like me to try to write something for you. And, if possible, please be clear if you want the work to include sex or not. (Reminder I do not use the term NSFW but I do tag for content - here's why).

💕 If I am not comfy with something I will let you know! But...

generally speaking y'all know I am pro-consent, try to be fairly body inclusive, and am a sucker for fluff and too many words.

I am willing to write about tough stuff (e.g. death, scary thoughts, self-harm, eating disorders, some types of addiction etc) as long as the story ultimately offers hope/is constructive in some way. I will let you know if I just can't figure something out or believe it is harmful.

I am not sure how I feel about writing "x reader"- but I think I could insert you into the world either as Penelope's lover (any gender) or as a friend/lover of the couple. I am not sure about Luke x reader... because... truthfully while I love him - it is mostly because he loves Penelope 😭

Oh! I am willing to write about Penelope and Luke trying to conceive, being pregnant, giving birth, their stance that "fed-is-best (versus breast-is-best) is the best stance, or what it is like to breastfeed (including children up to age 5) as one-shots.

The only thing I know I likely won't be able to manage is Penelope and Luke having baby twins (or more)... And I am sorry about that. I just don't know if I can do that plot line justice...so many babies and I already lose track of Roxy and Sergio.

For GARVEZ ideas related to adoption / parenting / family life - I suggest pitching ideas to the Alaya means Home series.

Thank you everyone! Looking forward to some new fun challenges.

So excited! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

💕 Join or Leave my Taglist

Garvez taglist:

@vangsdroide @kalo-777 @abelieverenjoyingeveryday @purplestrawberrydonut

#criminal minds #garvez #luke alvez #penelope garcia #requests

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pinkseas · 1 year

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[parasocial bestie] to both responses on ur wip fics; i'm not a writer myself, like in a fic way altho i pour my brainrots out in a narrative way its a Mess, but i get what you mean!! it does feel like the more you stretch a story out there's bound to be a lot of loose ends and gaps you need to fill since you basically expanded it. in a way its how it is with drawing when you do big Big projects, having too much blank spaces over your main subjects without a decent background of the piece can get Annoying.

"i have my overall goal and less of an idea of how to reach it" OKAY BUT PERSONALLY? not even gonna relate genshin than my own original stories i always have this problem and still do, like. having a Beginning and End but literally almost no middle bc theres SO MUCH TO FILL and you have to think how it progresses chronologically And logically how it reaches the ending you imagined. it felt easy, it felt nice and 'complete', until you think of the middle and thats how i have stories that never finishes itself and stick to just throwing ideas around but unsure to put it as its canon or not o)-( so yeah!! the closest i can understand of a Process especially to long narratives.

ANYWAY THE,.... THE LUMINE ZHONGI @XIAO LYRICS,.... when hte,... when the UHUHUHUHUHUHSUHGUFHGUHUGSUDHFSKFHSKDJH

oh. yeah. i realized i did sorta sent a Bunch of brainrot BUT LIKE PREE MUCH EVERYTHGIN I HAD RELATED TO UM,.. AKFJHD THE XIAO DYING ONE OOPS cus,..... becus ughuhfjfdhgk its like a Big fav for me and am curious (and now i am a lil embarrassed JKAFHSDKFJH) and anyways i have a lot of Impulsive Brainrot Showers,....... scattered in that big one i told u cus of the Potential,....

also ill have u know during the recovery after xiao woke he can be a little cold bc the incident rlly shot down his physical constitution to nature so lumine covers him in a lil blanket over his shoulders that he can walk around with and that imagery is probably an Icon that represents the whole brainrot in general. blanket taco burrito xiao i think. anyway lumine got bored and did crochet, taught xiao how since its easier than knitting that thoma taught her, and the guy spent hours continuously crochetting a sheet like probably miles long till late at night bc lumine forgot teach him how to End the stitching. sweet lovely dumbass <3333

yes yes the expansion and more gaps to fill !!! that def makes sense with art too we are shaking hands rn... and idk when you have the filler/details planned beforehand it can be SO fun but when youre struggling to fill in the gaps. well. Fawk

admittedly cannot relate too too much with having a beginning and end, 80% of the time when i write i start from the middle there's just So Much Middle and then i dont know what goes where or how to connect it or what to make the beginning or end and and. explodes. actually tbf i have a solid beginning idea for both current wips and a half-decent ending for one of them but god help me figure out how the FUCK im gonna end the xiaolumi one i havent even thought about it yet it could honestly go on forever <- my worst nightmare.... stories that are never finished my BELOATHED i definitely get that god we are shaking hands once more

THAT'S ONE OF MY RLY OLD FAVORITE SONGS ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOO. xiao when he sees himself as an object or a tool or a weapon or something horrible but never really a Person and the song captures that so well when you think of him and the uckfingfg.f the fuckifngfg.

explodes and dies

THE XIAO DYING ONE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hold on finishing responding to this first

cold man with a blanket over his shoulders what if i Cried. that is so perfect in every way shape and form dear LORD. and lumi teaching him crochet and forgetting to teach him how to end the stitching is both so cute and so fucking funny dear lord this poor man sitting there for hours going on and on and on........

XIAO ALMOST DYING. GOD.

i have too many thoughts on death and near death and grief. something about xiao not allowing himself to grieve or process that he'd really been dead for a moment there because he survived, it's in the past, what is there to worry about? what is there to think of? it doesnt matter anymore. lumine struggling to come to terms with how close it was, constantly pushing back the what-ifs, if she'd been sooner if she'd been later if she hadn't been able to help him the way she did if zhongli hadn't come if if if if. zhongli, so accustomed to deaths of those so dear to him and moving forward from it, still shaken to the core because no matter how many times it happens you never really get used to it. it doesnt ever get easier. similar to xiao, telling himself over and over that it doesnt matter, all that matters is that xiao is okay, there's no need to grieve or be upset when he's alright. it's pointless.

lumine (and paimon) (and probably also venti lbr) bonking them both on the head because its important to process your emotions, because the fact that xiao isnt dead doesn't just magically get rid of the fear and the grief that the situation created. yes we Are talking about our feelings you stupid fucks ignoring the elephant in the room will not make the elephant in the room disappear. ignoring your feelings will not make them vanish it will only allow them to fester and grow stronger and more destructive!!!!

you'd think that people who've been alive for thousands of years wouldve learned how to express themselves by now but lumine and venti have to really push them through it.

and idk. just. the physical repercussions and what that means for him mentally. the intense feelings of self hate and uselessness amplified by being stuck in bed, amplified by being unable to move and fight and function the way he used to, having to relearn such "basic" things. he would be SO hard on himself about it. he should be better than this, he shouldve avoided it, it never shouldve happened in the first place, he should be recovering faster (nevermind that he is recovering exceptionally quickly in the first place, all things considered. just adepti things). and working through all of that, working through the frustration and the helplessness, being shown endless patience and love and care through it all, i just. mmmmmmmmmmmmmgmnfmngmfngmfdgnmg fuck.

finding himself useful and kept around and maybe even cared for as a tool vs being very suddenly forced to face the reality that even when he cannot fulfill his duty, even when he cant fight, even when he has no "use" and cant fulfill what he sees as his purpose- he's alive. he's cared for. he's loved and learning and moving forward regardless.

#im going to explode #parasocial bestie tag

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tartrazeen · 2 years

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Tartra’s Head Canon (HC) for Why Nick Missed the Evac + Why Nick Got the Witch in Tartra’s Other HC (Part 2)

Soooooooooooo?

Good depressing fun back in Part 1 of this? :3

Yeah - so that's the little pre-canon backstory I've set up for this guy. Hopefully it gives a little more, "Oh, yeah, that would do it," behind me when I say that this is why my HC makes sense to have him be a Witch.

To go a step beyond that, here's my commentary for how I tie it into the game, and how I tie it into some fun Nellis relationship building (and by that I mean, specifically the lack thereof).

tw is still kid death

WHY THE WITCH?

Obviously, none of my HC exists in the game. I did try to show why - if it did exist - Nick would never have mentioned it: you saw how fast he went from "Hm, my kids are dead" to "Wow so many stairs you guys." He is not talking about this. He's put it completely out of his mind.

Except for the one line in the game that I, a horrible person, have Nick turn into the world's darkest joke that none of the others could ever have picked up on:

Nick (upon hearing a Witch): "I think I hear my ex-wife."

I really want that to speak to Nick's personality. He is making a joke. The setup for the joke is that "Haha, my ex sounded like a Witch before Witches even existed." It's a surface quip and he does assume the other three will understand it as that. But it's some gallows humour for himself personally that he can 'get away' with saying something that outrageously dark, because the others have no idea what the deeper meaning for it is.

That's the punchline.

It's also the only way I give him to refer to it at all during those canon weeks. Again - he just lost his kids is the surface level setup for tragedy of it. The darker implications are that:

He left his kids alone for this stupid trip

He allowed his kids to go stay with their stupid mom

He actively talked one of the kids into startling a stupid Witch

The suckerpunchline he'd stumble into comes if he ever learns his kids were immune because he's immune (well, asymptomatic). My suckerpunchline for him is how after all of that...

... he becomes a Witch himself.

Now - I'm not sure I want to say he's put it out of his mind because of the infection or anything. I'd like to think this is just his reaction as a person; an incredible, uncontrollable avoidance of what happened, and the many other things that get worse the more you think about it (which he won't).

Where the Witch side comes in is that little timer I mentioned. Like I said in my last HC, when a Witch is alone, they start having less and less of a distraction for their thoughts. These are Nick's thoughts, and these are the ones he needs distracting from.

As a human, he might be able to be able to go weeks or months or hours without thinking about it. He might even be able to very comfortably enjoy all 37 minutes that I give him before he goes feral, instead of ramping up as those ideas start creeping back in.

As a Witch, however, the minute his timer runs out, that's when his mind snaps right back to where he was at the time of the infection mutating in him and taking over.

That is the driving force of the Witch feral state. Even if his human self works through the grief and processes it (>_> it's Nick), his zombie self will still endlessly aim to recreate the mental chemistry that made it possible for the Green Flu to mutate in the first place. It's no more of a mind over matter thing than it is for a Tank to de-mutate into a normal guy again; it's the actual infection being like, "Now's our chance!" And that takes - in his case - about 37 uninterrupted minutes.

The difference between a zombie Witch and a human Witch is that a human Witch can be distracted at all. And it's the whole thing around 'just make eye contact with another human being to establish that you're not actually alone'.

If they're too far into their feral state (like they just sang a widdle song uwu or they couldn't find someone fast enough after their timer ran out), then they can't be distracted out of it as instantly. It's one of those, "Slowly and gently be in their area for long enough that they come back." Too fast, and you've just moved from 'distracting' to 'startling'. We know how that plays out. And the longer a human Witch is in that state, the less and less distinguishable it becomes from a zombie Witch, to the point where the only thing you can do is startle them. At that point, they're basically gone.

This is why human Witches are so rare and zombie Witches are so damn plentiful: everything is stacked towards eventually failing to bring them back to reality.

Beyond that? I just think it's cool. Nick as a Witch makes sense because he's constantly in a bad mood, he's always snapping at people, he whines about everything, and I think he's cool so I wanted to give him a 'good one'. I also heard that "I think I hear my ex-wife" line and went, "Hey wouldn't it be funny if I made that be super fucked? :3" Unlike the others, where I have a lot more canonical reasons and one-for-one extrapolations, I love him being a Witch because it already seemed to suit his demeanour. And then I ran with it.

WHAT ABOUT NELLIS?

I love Nellis! I've got a whole Discord server to gush about it!

I genuinely can't see them getting together - officially - for a few months.

One, it's because I love the idea of Ellis tripping over himself trying to 'court' someone like Nick. I think he's only got two frames of reference for that works: treating Nick like a girl ("Flowers, I guess...?") or like one of his buddies ("Keith loved smashin' shit and here's a whole window in need of a brick."), neither of which really bear fruit. I love the journey Ellis goes on by trying to learn Nick's patterns and reactions, really trying - and eventually succeeding! - in knowing who Nick is (even it's missing concrete details like "what's your hometown").

Ellis has an aggressive sense of optimism and gumption, and a surprising amount of Georgian charm once he finally feels confident enough to try that out (or does it accidentally, which is the only way that's gonna happen for a while). All that adds up to someone who's admittedly kind of... Intimidated? In some ways? By someone like Nick. Not in a "I'm going to let you push me around" way, but "I'm doing my best to get closer to you and it seems like if I say something bad enough once, I'm going to lose my only shot here forever."

Two, without this HC, I can see Nick freely enjoying the attention and effort, and also tormenting Ellis for his own amusement by making it needlessly difficult. Very cat and mouse kind of thing.

With this HC, that changes.

Nick's not saying 'no'. He's not saying anything. But if Ellis gets too close too fast and forces Nick to comment on it, it will be a 'no'. And there are some friggin' warning signs this guy puts off whenever Ellis gets too close in the first month - the whole air of the room changes immediately. Right before that point, everything seems fine, which is frustratingly encouraging to Ellis, because that just says, "Yes, there is a correct way to approach him, but I have to crack the code on it first."

But it's annoying. Nick, yes, wants to think about anything else, but having this fly buzz around his face thinking that it's subtle to practically scream, "HEY DO YOU LIKE ME I LIKE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME," isn't great. And then when Nick and the fam eventually realize that he can't be left alone for longer than 37 minutes exactly, we've got a cornered little lion on our hands, and that turns Ellis from 'occasional pest' to 'insult on injury'. He can't get away, and Ellis keeps doing the 'wrong thing'.

Not to say it doesn't have its benefits. Ellis looks good (uwu) and every now and then, he does something Nick approves of. Maybe Ellis' smashing of everything finally took him to a jewellery store and he brings back a sack of bracelets and necklaces, and the two have a fun hour huckin' 'em off a rooftop. And as much as I think that when the team discovers Nick's 37-minute timer applies even when he's asleep, and it'd be Coach deciding to share a room with him to keep Ellis from shredding the last of Nick's fragile patience, I strongly believe Ellis would know how serious this was and step back almost pre-emptively.

Things like that first one are important 'cause it'll help Ellis understand that he can do this. He's not crazy - there is something he's understanding about Nick.

But things like that second one are what'll chip away at Nick's thinking. It's all about maturity and culture, two areas that Ellis is starting off at with a huge disadvantage (from Nick's point of view, which is the one that matters right now). Even if Ellis is kind and has shared interests and makes Nick laugh and definitely doesn't snore nearly as loud as Coach and so eventually makes for a better, permanent roommate (y'all there is barely a sleeping bag in most of these places, there is sure as shit only one bed in these rooms and Nick does not gaf about sharing it, so long as it's clean)...

... Nick's out here utterly refusing to take Ellis seriously.

Having kids is absolutely the surface level set-up for it. One of them was 11; that means the age gap between Nick and Ellis is older than the whole human child Nick had and lost. Ellis is 23 and Nick's 35. That means Ellis is an adult, but honestly, is he? I like going back to those Tired Dad lines Nick trots out when he stops being such an asshole to Ellis that he can tell the kid to shut up in a 'friendly' way uwu, but even the way Nick talks to him during Dark Carnival about the Tunnel of Love jokes and the roller-coaster and omg-kiddyland-did-not-help-ellis'-case - all of it comes across with healthy dose of, "D'aww. What a cute kid." It's so patronizing.

Now, does being a parent automatically give someone that perspective?

🤣 no

But it's Nick, and that's only the set-up.

The punchline that he's not delivering to Ellis is that if Ellis only wanted something casual, Nick would be fine with it. But Ellis doesn't seem to want something on the side (he meets Zoey and guns it for marriage), and that's not on the table. And Nick can't say can't trust Ellis enough to say that, because explaining it would get into all the shit that's on Nick's mind, which would not hold up to someone like Ellis who'd relentlessly tear it down ("There are ten guys left in the world and you're squeamish about me being in my twenties?"), but would lead to the massive gap of things that Nick - again - has been trying not to think about beyond some highly visceral nightmares.

So it's better not to get into it at all.

Right?

Right.

So from the safety of that "He's cute, but he's way too goddamn young," we get a slow slide over to "He's cute but he's kinda young" until it finally - and very concerningly - lands one day at, "He's cute."

... and that's when the guilt starts to spike, and what he's left with gets a sharp, "No."

And it's more than the infection saying it.

It's just not a good time.

#l4d2 #left 4 dead 2 #angst #nellis #tw child death #i made this its own post to make it easier to edit for typos #my stuff #good job tartra #l4d2 nick #l4d2 ellis

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ticklepinions · 3 years

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Finding The Off Button: Part 1

Tw: Feet

You have pushed every button imaginable. You have dropped so many hints. I'm 100% sure that full body stretches across me those past 25 times were intentional. Those dramatic exasperated sighs have not fallen on deaf ears, trust me I heard those loud and clear. But a question for you, where is your off button?

You wouldn't mind me trying to find it would you? And you just gave me an idea of wear to start~ You're wearing really cute socks today, perhaps the button is right there?

Gently grabbing your ankle, I place it into my lap, and lucky me you're not fighting back- for now. I try tracing around your foot and a giggle escapes your lips. How dare you laugh at my attempts off finding the elusive off button?? That rude behaviour only gets you harder scribbles on your socked soles. You throw your head back in laughter, quickly succumbing to the ticklish feeling.

Hmmmmmmm maybe it's by the ankles? My fingers softly spider them as you snicker and squirm. Nope, not there.

Maybe the heels? My nails softly drag across them but your other foot tries to rescue the other. All it takes is pinning your feet between my thighs and you are at my mercy~ Unfortunately for me, heels aren't the spot either.

It's got to be the arches! One finger stroke. Two fingers stroking. Three fingers stroking, four. You begin reaching forward to try and protect your peds but I found that uber sensitive spot riiiiight in the center that has you trapped in a fit of laughter.

I stop for a bit, letting you recover. A gentle massage makes you sigh from relaxation. Are you gonna tell me where it is like a good person~? No? Well you're awfully stubborn for someone soooooooooooo ticklish.

Then it hit me. The tops of your feet! All ten of my fingers glide up and down the top of your feet. Aww how cute it is to see your toes curl. That playful grin and cheeky giggles of yours tell me I'm still wrong however, so I must continue my search.

Before I can even attempt the next spot you scrunch your toes. Like that's going to protect you~ It takes one fingernail to gently dig into your big toe and you've gone red. Oh this is going to be fun~ My fingers begin to flutter over your wildly wiggling toes. Something tells me I'm awfully close to the spot. I mean your legs are practically vibrating.

I stop once more as you stick out your tongue mischievously. You've think you've won. Adorable. Not to be the bearer of bad news but-

Your face pales as you feel nails dragging up your bare soles. How mean am I to tickle you as I remove those socks~ They're awfully soft and smooth, it'll be hard to pry my hungry fingers from such ticklish skin~ Up and up my fingers go until your toes are the only ones covered. They look like they're holding on to the socks for dear life. I smile slyly. I know what you're hiding~

But of course I'll play with my food first. I focus on one foot, softly spidering the tops and soles. Eventually your toes loosen their grip and there goes one sock. The other foot would have gotten the same treatment but I have a reputation of a "meanie" to uphold ya know~ How ticklish it is to be tickled by ten fingers on a sole (pun intended) mostly bare foot. One hand gently clawing at your heels and the other "munching" on the ball of your foot.

Well would you look at that. No more socks. Just two bare feet awaiting their reward. Finally after a forever of pokes, and taking my belongings, and other miscellaneous crap you pulled to be in this predicament, your time has come. The spot. The off button. Is right here. You gulp nervously as you feel my fingers on your feet. Your toes wiggle in anticipation yet there is still a playful glint in your eye.

Incoherent babbles pour out of your mouth. My fingers are now threading in between your toes. I've found the spot. Are you happy now~?

Tagging @wertzunge cause he was bullying @danibby

#ticklepinion #tickle community #tickling #tickling community #tickle

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sangyeonsofthours · 2 years

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omg i’d looove to contribute to your hogwarts!au idea which is AWESOME but i don’t know that much about the hp au ☹️ however the simple thought about wizard sangyeon is hOT AF !!!! you could make an entire tbz series for this and i would totally eAt like breakfast \(//∇//)\ so excited

btw i always get slytherin as a result so if one thing im 100% sure about is that hyunjae would get the same house as me since we also have the same mbti type HEHE and mean/evil hyunjae is VVVVVery Hot ^_^ have a nice weekend !! 🖤

oh, i'm glad someone answered that! thank you so much ♡

tbh i don't even know if i'd be able myself to write something really related to harry potter and hogwarts. i'm still reading the books and english isn't my main language, so since i read it in my own first language, maybe it would be kinda difficult to put some things together (i mean, it's a fantasy story, there's so many words that were invented by the author, you know?)

but i do have some simple ideas i'd like to write about 👀

BUT you made me think about a lot of things now

I see Sangyon as a Hufflepuff! Kevin said he thinks Sangyeon is a Hufflepuff and we have this

and also this edit

(whoever made this THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im going to make some bullet points about how i think things would go between hufflepuff sangyeon and slytherin reader!

you being a slytherin while sangyeon is a hufflepuf would be freaking cute!

we all know that being a slytherin comes with this mean/evil aura around them, even though they're not always on the wrong side of the story, right?

so if we're talking about hyunjae being a slytherin.... he's this kind of slytherin that has a lot of friends in other houses because even tho he’s an annoying little shit... he's cute and caring towards his friends too... he does know how to make friends and he doesn't care about this pure blood bullshit, really

soooooooooooo hyunjae is friend with hufflepuff's cute prefect sangyeon 👀 and you're hyunjae's friend 👀

and you have a huge crush on sangyeon!!!!!

but you don't really know what to do about it bc even though you hang around hyunjae and some of his friends a lot

whenever sangyeon's is near you, he seems to be oblivious to your crush!!!!!!

poor boy is too shy and too preoccupied with a other things to think that your flirtatious glances and pickup lines towards him are DEAD SERIOUS YOUR WAY TO SHOW YOU LIKE HIM

and all the boys are awfully aware of the situation

some of them (like griffyndor jacob and hufflepuff younghoon) tried to tell sangyeon that you're into him

but he's shy and he doesn't believe a pretty slytherin like you would have feelings for him

though it kinda changes on a cold saturday when you're off to hogsmeade with a few friends of yours

you're well aware that sangyeon is off to the place as well with some of his friends

it's bloody cold because it's winter time

and it's almost christmas!!!

hogsmeade looks so beautiful all decorated and stuff

it’s even romantic, i swear

but you’re still with your friends, there’s no sight of sangyeon around

and you went to the three broomsticks to drink some hot butterbeer to warm up

you're ending your second butterbeer cup when you see eric entering the pub

he's an young ravenclaw boy who's too energetic and tag along to sangyeon's group of friends once in a while

at that, your eyes perk up with the idea of sangyeon coming to the place

sadly sangyeon is not with him

the time is ticking by so you and your friends decide to go back to hogwarts before there's a snowstorm

and off you go

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

to make yourself a bit happier you decide to just enter Honeydukes quickly to buy some candies

yall say your goodbyes and you enter the shop alone

you go straight to the aisle you know you'd find the candy bars you were craving

"oh, well, look who's here, my favorite hufflepuff ever"

you speak just as your lover boy is about to pick a chocolate bar from the shelf

the infamous Lee Sangyeon turns around to look at you with a expression that reminded you of a deer caught in the headlights

you can't believe you're just so lucky to meet him like this

he looks sooooo cute wearing all black while his sets of scarf and beanie proudly show his house colors!!!

his cheeks and nose are red from the wind outside

and he's wearing specs

"o-oh, hey y/n, how you've been"

and you make small talk

you feel so lucky to meet him all alone in you favorite place ever

you can’t stop smiling lovilling at him

and it's pretty clear that he enjoys talking to you and that he's super happy to be with you

but it is also clear that he won't make a move any time soon

so when you finally create the courage to ask him out-

"oi! hyung, are you coming with us?" his friends appear out of nowhere

sangyeon glances at you quickly before waving at his friends

"no no, you guys go ahead, i think i'll stay for a while" and he smiles at you

you wave at his friends too, noticing hyunjae is among them giving you a thumbs up while smirking

and suddenly you’re so shy

blushing like a tomato and doubting yourself and that courage you had just seconds ago

“wow, i didn’t know slytherins could blush” WAS SANGYEON MOCKING YOU? bitch- this guy has the audacity-

“w-what?”

“well, i barely said something, but you sure look really cute when you’re blushing, it doesn’t matter the reason” SO SANGYEON IS FINALLY SHAMELESSLY FLIRTING WITH YOU BUT YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER BECAUSE YOU’RE SO FLUSTERED!!!!

and here comes the part that almost gave you a heart attack

“for a always so fast forward slytherin you’re being too quiet today, love” sangyeon said approaching you with delicate fingers coming up to put a few strands of you hair out off of your face

and even though it’s your romantic dream coming true

your slytherin nature with a silver tongue picks up at his teasing

and you answer him before you can even think

“oh, you’re one to say, if you’re the one giving all the cards today just ask me out already, you dummy”

and both of you are chocked for a second

before falling into a fit of laughter

“okay, you cute slytherin, care to have butterbeer with me?”

“only if it’s a date, yeon” you say

“of course it is a date”

“thanks merlin, finally”

“okay stop mocking me or im leaving you already”

“wow, hufflepuff, you’re really being too ambitious and witty today… that’s sexy”

AND YOU DID IT

YOU BROKE HIM

SANGYEON WAS THE ONE BLUSHING NOW

AND HE TRIES TO BABBLE OUT ANY EXCUSE BUT HE’S SO FLUSTERED

cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life

“ha! who’s blushing now?” you ask giggling

and i think that would be one of the main aspects of your relationship

you’re all and about flirting and making him blush and you’re a teasing little shit

but he loves it so much!!!!!!! and it brings him out of his comfort zone

like, he’s able to flirt and make you blush just as much as you do to him

being by your side kinda makes him more confident about himself

and you’re a lot more calm and patient around him

you’re super cute

and you’re fit like puzzle pieces

it makes your friends gag at how cute you are together

and i think that’s it

basically drowned all my creativity on this one HAJSDKAKSDKS

#sangyeon #lee sangyeon #hogwarts au #the boyz #sangyeon fluff #the boyz fluff #sangyeon imagines #sangyeon x reader #the boyz x reader #the boyz drabbles #sangyeon drabbles #the boyz imagine

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inthewild-flowers · 3 years

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so I saw this post by @moonyxpads and then I wrote this

Private Messages: remu and james

remu: so i just got to the party

james: ooOOOooOO look at u gooo

remu: no need to be sarcastic

remu: anyway i walked in and someone yelled dibs

james: HAHAHSDGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

james: WHO WAS IT U GOTTA MEET THEM

remu: I DONT KNOW

remu: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO IT WAS I COULDNT SEE THEM

remu: JAMES U NEED TO HELP ME

remu: I NEED TO FIND THEM

james: IM NOT AT THE PARTY I CANT HELP U WHAT MAKES U THINK I CAN HELP U

remu: IDK

remu: U KNOW MORE PEOPLE THAN ME??

james: TRUE

james: BUT DUE TO NOT BEING AT THE PARTY I CANT FUCKING HELP U

james: I WISH U LUCK THO

james: SENDING U GOOD VIBES

remu: THANK U THE VIBES ARE APPRECIATED

Private Messages: jimbo and padfoot

padfoot: JASJME

padfoot: JJAMES

padfoot: IMD RIUNK

padfoot: DRUNK

jimbo: mm yes i can tell

padfoot: CUTBEW BOT WALKED IN

padfoot: V CURE

padfoot: CUTE

padfoot: BOY

jimbo: ohhh that makes way more sense than cubtbe bot

padfoot: N I CALLEDF DIBS

jimbo: HAHAFHBSJHAHSHAHAHAHA

jimbo: WAIT UR AT MCKINNONS PARTY RIGHT

padfoot: YRS

padfoot: CNART FIND CITE BOTY :((

padfoot: BYO

padfoot: BOY

padfoot: CNST FIND HIM

padfoot: CNSRT

padfoot: >;((((

padfoot: >:((((

padfoot: JAMESSSSSSSSS

Private Messages: remu and james

james: REMUS REMSU REMS

remu: ,,, so many typos

james: TYPOS ARE IRRELEVANT I FOUND HIM

james: THE GUY WHO CALLED DIBS

remu: WAIT REALLY??

remu: HOW

james: YOU KNOW MY FRIEND I TOLD U ABOUT THAT IVE KNOWN SINCE WE WERE KIDS

remu: OH MY GOD

remu: HIM????

remu: JAMES HES H O T

james: YES I KNOW

remu: UR SURE IT WAS HIM???

james: HE TEXTED ME ABT IT

james: screenshot.jpg

remu: HAHAHJFSAGJHDSFSKHGFLSFDKJGSFDKAJH

remu: THANK U FOR UR SERVICE

remu: GONNA GO FIND HIMMMMMMMMM

james: FUCK YEAH

james: GOOD FOR U

Private Messages: jimbo and padfoot

jimbo: HOLY SHIT PADFOOT CALM DOWN

jimbo: I KNOW WHO CUTE BOY IS

padfoot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

padfoot: JIKMBO

padfoot: LVOE OF MY LIVE

padfoot: TELL MEEEE

jimbo: OKAY YOU KNOW MY NEW ROOMMATE

padfoot: AKDHFGJSFKLJDSJHFDB

padfoot: HTO ROOSDMATE WHOS ALWYAS BUSTY

padfoot: BUSY

jimbo: YEAH HES NOT BUSTY

jimbo: HE IS BUSY THO

jimbo: BUT HES AT THE PARTY AND I TOLD HIM U WERE THE ONE WHO SHOUTED THAT AND HES LOOKING FOR U

padfoot: JIMBO UR A GOD

padfoot: I OPW U

padfoot: OWR

padfoot: OWE

jimbo: EXCELLENT I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND

padfoot: OH SHIR I SEE HIM

padfoot: WISH ME LUCJK

jimbo: GOOD LUCK!!

padfoot: THANK U DARLIGT

padfoot: <33

jimbo: UR WLECOME

jimbo: NOW GET OFF UR PHONE AND TALK TO MY ROOMMATE

padfoot: YES SIR

Private Messages: remu and james

james: soooooooooooo

james: how was last nightttttttt

james: ;)

remu: oh my god james

remu: must you be like this

james: yes!!

james: i want to know if my best friend and my roommate are boyfriends now!!

remu: i did not sleep enough for this conversation

james: didnt sleep eh ;;;;;))))

remu: jesus fucking christ

james: ;;;;;)))))))

remu: j a m e s

james: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))))))))

james: WAIT

james: HAVE U LEFT UR ROOM

james: I JUST HEARD SOMEONE WALK INTO THE BATRHROOM

james: REMUS

james: ANSWER ME BITCH

remu: no <3

james: ur so rude :((

james: so mean to ur friends :(((

remu: sometimes its necessary :))))

james: HA

james: I WAS RIGHT

james: SIRIUS JUST POPPED IN TO SAY GOOD MORING

james: HEHEHEEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHHE

remu: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

james: THEN COME DO IT COWARD

remu: BITCH

remu: IM ON MY WAY

#fic rec #wolfstar fic rec #alcohol tw #tw alcohol #text fic #texting #Remus Lupin #Sirius Black #James Potter #remus/sirius #wolfstar #hp fic

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newtonsheffield · 3 years

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Oh, Molly!!!!!! Spanish girl here!

I just read your teens!Kate and Anthony and I'M COMPLETELY DYING. HOW CAN THEY BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLY CUTE AND LOVELY?! And, as a girl who wears glasses on her daily life bc she's as blind as a bat and a girl who's about to get braces (at 27, yep), I do appreciate this Katie. I wish many girls on their teens could read this and show them that the cute (and hot) boy can also fall in love with them!!!

Anyway, I loved your latest post about Anthony getting into Kate's room bc she's scared of storms, and they getting caught "red handed" and Thomas addressing the *topic* without really wanting to address it. I'm dying to know how Edmund and Mary addressed that conversation and the reaction of the children. You may post it on Ao3, but it would be really funny to read.

I hope you're doing very well! I think I've never asked how you doing and that's so impolite from my side.

¡Te leo pronto! (Read you soon!) 🥰

Ahhhhh She’s back!

Hello! Hello! Hello!

I’m doing pretty good all things considered! I just went away with my friends for the weekend and got a new tattoo so that’s pretty exciting! Here’s a picture of me with my friends that I just found on my phone this morning, pretty drunk on Margaritas in the bathroom of the Mexican restaurant we went too, you guys know which one I am right? The really drunk one taking the picture.

Anyway! Katie and Anthony are the absolute CUTEST! I can’t even handle nervous baby himbo Anthony who wants desperately to talk to Katie and who just doesn’t know what the heck to say to her. I love him, your honour. And Katie Sheffield is “nerd” solidarity, she’s got braces and glasses and she’s still pretty as hell. Because we can agree that those things don’t change how you look. They don’t make you pretty or “ugly”, They’re just a part of who you are! I also wear glasses and if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I look better without them I’d be a very rich gal. Like, thanks for thinking I look good, but I need them to see!

Let’s maybe… take a little look at how Mary is dealing with her daughter being basically an adult.

Katie had known she was in for the most awkward conversation of her life when she’d come home and very awkwardly said

“Umm Anthony asked me to go and watch him play Rugby tomorrow, and I thought maybe I would.” And May had gasped delightedly. “Just as friends, it’s not a date I don’t think.” She’d finished quickly, waving off her stepmother and trying to ignore how her Dad was looking very stony faced at her.

“He plays rugby? What position?” Her dad had said suspiciously, narrowing her eyes, and Katie had honestly had no idea how to answer that because she honestly didn’t know. Luckily Mary saved her from having to admit that little fact with a loud tut as she placed dinner in the table.

“Does it really matter, Tom? Honestly, that sounds nice Katie.” She said gently, ignoring her father’s little sigh.

“We’re just friends, Dad. Honestly, and it’s not a date, his Mum and Dad are gonna be there, he even invited Eddie. I think he just thought he had to . I probably won’t even go.” Her heart sinking a little as she looked down at her plate, the truth of her own words stinging just a little. Her dad let out a little sigh, and Katie was very suspicious that Mary’s hand had connected with his shoulder.

“Of course you’re going.” He said sounding a little resigned. “You’re taking your sister though.” Katie nodded her heart fluttering a little even as Edwina groaned.

“Dad no, please! Just because Katie’s going out with Anthony I have to suffer through Rugby as well!” She whined ignoring Mary’s nudge.

“We’re not going out Eddie!”

“Sorry, are you not going somewhere together?” Edwina said eyebrows raised oblivious to the way Katie’s insides were twisting uncomfortably.

“We’re just… going to be at the same place. We’re not going to be there together.” She mumbled uncomfortably, her cheeks burning as she adjusted her glasses.

“Katie, honey, it’s okay to be a little nervous.” Mary said gently.

“I’m not nervous.” Katie lied quickly, and then a little wildly, “Can we please just focus on something else?!”

The conversation moved on and thankfully Katie was spared any further embarrassment until a knock sounded at her door hours later. Mary peeking her head round the door, Kate felt her heart sink.

“Katie, honey, can we have a talk?” She forced herself to nod because really, what else could she do? Mary smiled gently sitting down on the bed next to her. Kate took a deep breath and steeled herself what what she was sure was coming.

“Katie I think it’s time we had a little chat about Anthony.” And there it was. Kate felt her cheeks burn.

“Mary, it’s really not like that, we just study and we’re maybe becoming friends but he doesn’t like me like that.” She said embarrassedly, adjusting her glasses though continuing to stare at the sheets in front of her.

“Do you like him?” Kate hadn’t been expecting that, her eyes flicking up to Mary’s chest aching at the soft expression there. Katie shrugged.

“Maybe, but it doesn’t really matter because he’s never going to like me.” She mumbled, ducking her head again. Mary sighed.

“What makes you so sure?” Mary was always so clam and reasonable in moments like this, even when Katie felt irritation flaring in her chest. She laughed dryly.

“Because I’m me. Look at me, Mary! I’m not like you or Eddie who’s already way too pretty. And he’s just… Anthony.” The words were ripped from her chest, tears stinging at her eyes when she spat the truth out at her stepmother.

“Can you look at me please Katie?” Kate did after several seconds and a sigh. Mary was looking down at her so patiently, her hands in Kate’s hair soothingly.

“Sweetheart, I know you don’t believe me but you are so beautiful. And one day you’re going to realise it that you’re pretty, and smart, and funny and kind and all of those things are far more important than the fact you had braces fro two years.” Kate scoffed but Mary continued. “And of Anthony doesn’t like you, which I think you’re wrong about, then he’s not worth it.”

Katie sighed, not letting herself believe Mary. “Well you have to say that, you’re my Mum.” The words had slipped out before she’d even thought them, suddenly scared how Mary would react. Mary let out an odd choking noise tugging her into a tight hug for several long moments. Eventually Mary pulled back, a serious expression on her face. Kate’s stomach lurched.

“I know you don’t want to talk about this, but we have too. Katie, when two people have feelings for each other it’s natural too want to-” Kate pulled her arms away from Mary, her cheeks in fire.

“Mary! Please!” She whined, embarrassment threatening to swallow her whole. “I know how sex works, and I’m not having sex yet! I’m just going to watch him play Rugby.” She mumbled

“And that’s okay, Katie, but it’s also okay to want to be close to Anthony, and it’s natural to want to share things with him, and I’m not trying to embarrass you, I just want you too be safe. And Anthony seems like a really nice boy, but if he does something you aren’t comfortable with it’s okay to say no okay?” Kate forced herself to nod. “And if you have any questions, you can talk to me okay? No judgement.” Kate nodded again her cheeks burning as silence filled the room. Mary sighed, kissing her on the forehead as she stood from the bed.

“Well I think I’ve embarrassed you enough for one day.” She turned to leave and just as she reached the door, Katie couldn’t stop herself from asking.

“Umm Mary?” Mary turned back towards her with her eyebrows raised. “What if I tell Anthony I like him, but he doesn’t like me and then we can’t be friends anymore?” Her anxiety bubbling out of her like an unstoppable force. Mary smiled softly, leaning against the doorframe for a second.

“Katie, if you like someone you should tell them, and maybe I’m a little biased, but I’d be very surprised if Anthony didn’t like you.” And then she was gone and Katie was left on her bed trying to piece together what had made Mary believe that.

#a slamming screen door #I just love these two awkward kids #teenage!kathony #kathony #anthony x kate #kate sheffield #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #mary sheffield #mary sharma #mary sheffield is a damn queen and we stan her in this house #molly's asks and answers #sheffield family feels

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gossipchii · 3 years

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The irony of the crest

FF.net: here / AO3: here

Characters: Takenouchi Sora and Izumi Koushiro

Words: 1200+

Notes: HOORAY I’M STILL ABLE TO WRITE? AND I FINALLY GOT THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD?

I love this underrated duo soooooooooooo much, I hope you do as well!

Enjoy!!!!!!

Sora did not consider herself to be a nervous person, in fact most people tended to praise her calming aura. However, there she was, at the frozen yogurt shop taking a glance at the clock every five seconds. Of course, she knew she was early, which meant he was not late, he was never late, yet her foot could not stop stomping.

“I did not realize I was late, I’m so sorry,” Koushiro was carrying a backpack almost his size, Sora wondered how such a tiny human could carry so much weight.

“You’re not late, I’m just very early!” the mouth of her stomach felt as if someone was punching her, she winced in pain. This was not how she was planning on feeling at such a young age.

“I got worried for a second,” Koushiro sighed in relief, getting rid of his backpack, looking somehow taller. Sora had wanted to talk with Koushiro for a while, but she had not found the words on asking for alone time with him without it seeming off. Not that they were not close, Sora considered her fellow redhead one of her dearest friends, but she had never asked him for a one in one chat. “Are you going to order something?”

“Oh, sure!” truth was, the mere thought of eating made her sick, but it would be weird if she did not order a fro-yo, considering she had chosen where to meet in the first place.

Koushiro seemed excited, one would never guess a boy-genius could be so passionate about frozen yogurt and its toppings, he chose them so carefully, taking in fact every flavor and coming up with weird combinations, which Sora could never be brave enough to try.

They went back to their seats, and soon enough Sora realized she had to get ready to come clean and spit out the words that made her meet him in the first place.

“Thank you for taking some time off to talk with me, I know how busy you are, with the computer club and school, and your multiple projects.”

“It’s nothing! Miyako is taking care of everything today, she’s such a bright mind, I feel safe knowing she will take over the club next year.”

“Crazy to think they’re kind of our descendants, sometimes I wonder how did Miyako inherit my crest instead of yours, but then I remember how much she cares for everyone around her, and it makes sense.”

“I’m glad your crest is in her hands, it’s such power not anyone could bare it.”

“Yeah…” she had not had a single bite of her strawberry fro-yo, which was slowly melting. The Crest of Love, how ironic. “Even if I miss the Digital World all the time, I’m glad it’s not totally on our shoulders anymore, we have so much going on right now.”

“Right! You’re doing fantastic with the Tennis team, and Taichi with Soccer as usual, and Yamato is basically the local superstar!” The punch in her stomach came back, this time harder. She took a deep breathe. “Is everything alright, Sora?”

“I mean, nothing’s wrong but…” she was glad the store was almost empty, people did not really crave frozen yogurt at the beginning of December, plus she knew how much Koushiro loved it, she was in a safe space. “I’ve been thinking lately about the future and how our actions could affect it. I love the dynamics of our group, you know?”

“Yes, I’m particularly fond of them as well, but change is inevitable.”

“I know, and lately destiny has showed me this, Jou keeps getting ready to be a doctor, Mimi moved out to the United States, Daisuke and company joined our group…”

“You’re right, I hadn’t realized how many changed had happened in such a short time.”

“And many more may happen soon.”

“What do you mean?”

She took a deep breathe, leaving her untouched fro-yo in the table. “Lately, I’ve been having this annoying stomachache non-stop, it’s so annoying, I feel like throwing up half the time.”

“That sounds serious Sora, have you considered seeing a doctor? Or at least talking with Jou about it?” She scoffed, Koushiro was so innocent somehow.

“Actually, that’s the reason why I asked you to meet me.”

“But Sora, I know nothing about anatomy, and you must not believe everything you read online, you know? It may be a wonderful place, but it’s also very dangerous!”

“Don’t worry, I already know what’s going on, I just have no idea what to do with it.”

“So, you’ve seen a doctor? Didn’t they tell you if you should be taking medicine?”

“My stomach hurts, but I’m not sick, heck, I think I’m actually the opposite of sick. I think I’m in love.” She bit her lower lip, whispering the last part of her sentence.

“I…” Koushiro’s cheeks heat up immediately, that was the last subject he thought Sora would want to talk about.

“I have been trying to hide it for months now, but it’s gotten to the point where it hurts so bad, I know I have to do something about it,” she sighed, avoiding Koushiro’s dark eyes. “But if I do something about it everything will change, and it may not even be mutual, there’s so much at stake here, I’m scared.”

Koushiro left his fro-yo right next to Sora’s, clearly analyzing this whole situation. He could not believe Sora had chosen him to talk about the matter, he felt flattered she trusted him that much.

“I’m guessing it’s someone we know?”

“You’re guessing right, I wish we had the power to choose, because then I wouldn’t have to change a thing about our group’s dynamic…” Koushiro felt in his gut who she was talking about, but she clearly did not want to mention names. Maybe empathy was not his strongest quality, but he knew Sora well enough.

“I may not be the best person to be giving advice on this matter, but I’m certain you’ll be better off by telling them.” He sounded so serious, not an ounce of mockery in his voice. That is when Sora reaffirmed, she had made the right decision in confiding in Koushiro, he made her feel sane.

“I mean” he continued, “even your body is begging for you to let it out, I believe it will end up feeling free once you say it out loud.”

“I know you’re right, it’s just very frightening.”

“And by saying it you’ll be the bravest in our group.” They shared a comfortable silence, both stirring their melted fro-yos. “By the way, this person? The luckiest.”

“You really think so?” Sora’s eyes lit up, adding them a few shades of red.

“Absolutely, I know it’s scary, but no matter the outcome, you’ll come out a winner.” Sora could not resist, and she knew Koushiro was not much for physical affection, but she hugged him. Their friendship was nothing like any other duo in their group, they communicated through an unspoken language, which assured her she had made the right choice. She felt almost in peace.

“You’ll be the first one to know once it happens, I promise.” And Sora wasn’t one to break a promise, she started planning her next move that very same night.

#digimon adventure #digimon adventure 02 #fanfic #fanfiction #sora takenouchi #koushiro izumi #koura #underrated duo

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blackhakumen · 3 years

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Mini Fanfic #707: The Slap (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

2:23 p.m. at Smash's Mansion.......

Bowser: ('Scoffs') I don't believe your ass already, Ridley. There's no way you actually managed to get a lady's number!

Ridley: (Glares at Bowser) Why? You think just because I'm some monsterous space pirate, I wouldn't have any chances on scoring with anyone?

Hades: (Rolled his Eyes) You practically put the words right out of our mouths on that one.....

Ganondorf: You're appearance alone does seem more threatening.in the eyes, compare to the rest of us.

Bowser: (Gives Ridley a Smug Look on His Face) We have more chances of getting any woman than you wish you can.

Ridley: Really? (Crosses his Arms Together) Then by all means, tell me what exactly you imbeciles have to impress the ladies that I don't!?

Ganondorf: Well, I have muscles, dark magic, a evil, dominate personality....

Bowser: I can kidnap any princess no problem. (Shutters a Little in Fear) As long as it isn't Daisy.....

Hades: (Puts on the Most Smug Like Grin He Ever Had) Do you have any idea who you're asking this to? I'm motherfucking Hades! I can get any woman I want with little to no effort.

Sephiroth: (Smirks Confidently While Holding Onto a Cheerful Pichu in his Arms) I'm already a fan favorite in this town. Isn't that right, son?

Pichu: (Happily Cheers) Pichu!~

Mewtwo: (Crosses his Arm While in an Uninterested Manner) Love and romances are beyond my interest......

Dark Samus: ...................................

Bowser: See, even Dark Samus gas a chance at getting more numbers than you can!

Ridley: ('Groans') Forget I asked.....All I know is that I have enough charm and personality to get as much beautiful ladies than you hooligans can ever dream of havi- (Sudden Feels Someone Tapping his Shoulder) Hm? (Turns Around at the Person) What do you- (Eyes Widened at the Person) want?

The person in question was none other than Chun-Li, who is now glaring harshly at the space pirate in complete silence.

Bowser: (Eyes Widened at the Woman Presence) Holy shit, is that Chun-Li-

Ganondorf: (Sliently Shushes at Bowser)

Ridley: (Confused at the Woman Glaring at Him as he Slowly Raises his Finger Up) Uhhhhhhh.........Can I....help you-

Then, without warning, Chun-Li suddenly gives the space pirate three, stinging slaps across the face. The third slap she delivered was so hard that it caused Ridley to crash on the club's table.

Bowser: (Immediately Got Up From the Table Along with Everyone Else) Oh shit!

Ganondorf: That escalated quickly.....

Sephiroth: (Still Holding Onto Pichu) It's more unexpected if anything..........

Mewtwo: Whatever Ridley did to her, he deserves it.

Dark Samus: ...............................

Ridley: (Groans and Winces in Pain from the Slaps he Has Gotten) What did I....do......

Chun-Li: That...was for murdering Samus' parents, you heartless monster! (Gives Ridley One Final Glare Before Walking Away) ('Hmph')

'A Bit of Silence'

Bowser: Soooooooooooo uhhh.......('Clicks is Tongue') You guys wanna talk about what just happened, or-

Hades: Mheheheheh....Aheheheheh....AH!-

Meanwhile at the Living Room.......

Samus: (Smiles Softly as She Sees her Girlfriend Making her Way to the Sofa) Hey there, beautiful stranger~ What took you so long? And where your bottle of water?

Chun-Li: I uh.... (Looks Down While Shyly Twiddling her Fingers Around) Didn't get the water bottle......

Samus: Really? How come?

Chun-Li: Well.....you see, I didn't get it because.... u-ummmm...........(Finally Sighs in Defeat) I can't lie to you like this, Sammy......

Samus: (Frowns a Little in Worry) What do you mean? What's wrong?

Chun-Li: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) I didn't go to the kitchen to get water. I....went to the dining halls to see one of your mortal enemies, Ridley, in person. A-And by seeing him in person, I mean....... slapping him across the face.....

Samus: (Eyes Widened in Complete Surprised) You bitch slapped Ridley!?

Chun-Li: I-I-I wouldn't go as far as to put it like that! But....('Sigh') If you insist, then yeah..... it's the truth.

Samus: (Almost at a Loss of Words) Holy shit.........

Chun-Li: (Immediately Feels Terrible as She Bows at Samus) Gomenasai! I didn't mean to do something like that! I felt really bad about what happened to your parents and, well, I-

Before Chun-Li could even finish her sentence and much to her very surprise, Samus gives her a sudden yet loving and passionate kiss on the laps, which lasted about a few seconds before she slowly pulling away.

Samus: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) I love you~

Chun-Li: (Immediately Blushes Bright Red) Really? I-I-I mean!.... Y-You're not... really mad at me?

Samus: What? (Chuckles Lightly) Of course I'm not mad at you, 'hon. I was more surprised that you actually went over there and did it if anything. That and....(Smiles Softly While Blushing Herself) It really made me happy that you did all of this for me. I mean, I know everyone else in this mansionwould've done the same for me, but..... I'm still thankful.

Chun-Li: (Stares at Samus for a Few Seconds Before Smiling Softly Herself) Sammy~ You don't need to thank me for something like that. I just....Did what I thought was right....or at least justifiable. I mean, really, take it from someone who dealt with someone taking their love ones away from them in a young age. Or.....more so.....(Frowns a Little) a father......

Samus: (Begins to Frown as Well) Oh no. I'm so sorry. Who was the guy who did that to you?

Chun-Li: ('Sigh') An evil dictator name, Bison. Hate him with a passionate.....But at least he's finally dead now. So I don't have to worry about him anymore.

Samus: That's good at least. Again, I'm really sorry you had to go through with all of that...... Losing your own father and everything......

Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) It's okay, Samus. I may still miss him to this very day, but......in a way, his passing......kind of helped that there's more to life than just mourning and being miserable. I may had some stressful times along the way, sure, but....thanks to a few of my closest friends, colleagues, and Li Fein, I still manage to pull through in the end and I'm proud of myself for that.

Samus: (Smiles Softly) As you should be. You are the Strongest Woman in the World after all. (Winks at Chun-Li)

Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Oh geez....People still call me that nowadays?

Samus: Oh definitely. You do have some impressive feats in your arsenal.

Chun-Li: Maybe. (Gently Holds Samus' Hand with Two of Hers) But I believe you're just as strong as me and any woman in this world. I know losing a love one and...even living with someone who harmed them in the first place, can be pretty tough at times. But as long as you can help your head held high and keep living life to the very fullest, I'm positive you'll continue doing just fine in this world. Don't you think?

Samus: (Simply.Nodded in Agreement) I understand it completely thanks to you. And hey, if you ever feel like you need someone to talk to and all of that, I'm always here for you.

Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded as Well) Thank you so much....... S-So uh....

Samus: Hm? What's up?

Chun-Li: After that kiss you gave me.....(Starts Blushing Again) You really meant it when you said you love me?~

Samus: (Starts Blushing Herself) Oh! Uhh.....Yeah. I....guess I really did. (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of Her Head Back and Forth) Sorry about saying it out of nowher-

Before Samus could even finish that sentence, Chun-Li pulls her in and gives her a loving, passionate Kiss on the lips. Causing the Bounty Hunter's blush to turn bright red.

Chun-Li: (Pulls Away From Samus For a Few Seconds While Giving her a Playful Smirk on her Face) Don't be. I love you too, Sammy~

Samus: (Almost Speechless) C-C-C-Cool- (Gets Pulled into Another Kissing Session with the Strongest Woman in the World)

Bonus

Hades: (Continues Laughing his Ass Off at Ridley) AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Ridley: (Sighs in Annoyance as He Rubs his Slapped Cheek Up and Down) Are you done laughing now or-

Hades: (Holds his Finger Up as He's Still Laughing at the Still Annoyed Space Pirate) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ('Inhales Deep Breath') AHHHHH!- (Suddenly and Finally Calms Himself Down) All done now.

Ridley: Finally-

Hades: HA! Now I'm done.

Ridley: (Growls at the God of the Underworld)

Ganondorf: Okay! As entertaining as that situation was, I think it's about time we start figuring all of this out.

Bowser: (Smirks Smugly at Ridley While Snickering) Yeah. Like wondering what you did to piss off "the Strongest Woman in the World"

Ridley: (Glares at Bowser) I DON'T KNOW, OKAY!? Seriously, she just slapped me and blamed me for killing Samus' parents-

Hades: Which you definitely did, by the way.

Ridley: SHUT UP! A-And another thing......(Starts Getting Flabbergasted) I-I didn't even know the woman who Samus was!!

Ganondorf: Yeah. How does she knows who the Bounty Hunter is anyways?

Mewtwo: They're in the romance relationship with one another.

Ganondorf: (Turns to Mewtwo With Genuine Surprised in his Eyes) Wait. Seriously?

Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) That's right. Why else would a veteran Street Fighter go as far as to slap someone like Ridley across the face three times? It's one of the many ways for any partner to defend their love ones honor, after all.

Bowser: Huh. (Chuckles Lightly) Well, good on Samus for scoring someone like her.

Ridley: (Still Irritated).Yeah. Sure. Good for her. Who gives a shit!? I'm still in pain here!

Hades: Oh give it a rest already, you blantent pussy. So you got bitch slapped by your arch nemesis' girlfriend. Big deal! You can just walk it off and-

Before Hades can finish his sentence, one of Dark Pit's girlfriends, Misako, comes out of nowhere and gives him a hard hitting punch in the gut, followed by a flying kick to the face by Kyoko, another one of Dark Pit's girlfriends, instantly causing poor God to fall down into the ground in utter pain.

Hades: (Groans in Pain)

Misako: (Walks Up to the Beaten Hades) That was for making our Angel Boi watch Boku no Pico, jackass! (Gives Hades a Middle Finger Before Walking Off)

Kyoko: (Turns Away While Crossing her Arms and Following Misako Behind) ('Hmph')

Sephiroth: (Still Holding Onto a Giggling Pichu) Well, what do you know? Another unexpected chain of events.

Bowser: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah. And it's two for the price of one.

Hades: That brat.....punched me in the gut......Why.....Why would she punched me in the gut?........

Ridley: Not so funny getting your ass kicked, doesn't it?

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2p-stuff-because-i-miss-them · 4 years

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2p! Canada boyfriend head canons

Oh mAh gawd it's finally maple boi time

Also guys I'm so sorry if you read my headcanons and they stop short randomly, I actually put a lot of things into them but in segments but then Tumblr doesn't save them UwU. I have to start writing them in Doc ig.

2p Canada Boyfriend headcanons

He's honestly such an antisocial big bear so the way y'all's met was probably very weird.

It took like 1500000000 encounters for you to even interact with this giant

You were probably being energetic, chipper, meme trash for like a week

He thought you were being kinda low-keycute weird as fuck, in a funny way tho, but kinda didn't want to talk to you yet plus you were always talking to someone or seemed busy

After 3 weeks of encounters you two were in a bus stop or alone at night

And for some odd reason you thought is was a brilliant idea to start conversation with a 6'4 stranger in a random ass bus stop in the dead of night

Big brain move tbh, but damn it was the most awkward interaction in the beginning for a little bit

I’ll let you imagine how it went, but whatever you did went well because you exchanged contact information and then started talking a lot after awhile, how cute.

After several months of hanging out Matt developed feelings because usually people think he’s cool and mysterious and expect something much more different when becoming friends, so when they’re unsatisfied with him actually just being an awkward, tall bean who needs much affection they just ghost him and leave.

After a while of recognizing how genuine you are, you get closer faster (hanging out all day, wrestling for something dumb and insignificant, buying each other's favorite snacks, spending the night at each others house etc etc).

Who knew it’d actually be kinda easy to cuddle with Matt after like 5 months of lovable friendship eh?

The way you guys started dating was actually kind of an accident, but I want it to still be left up to imagination so I’ll just say it was an accidental and impulsive act of physical contact and then a very wholesome (yet awkward) conversation about determining your relationship afterwards- spoiler it went very well, you’re dating now.

And now time for more mushy hc’s

Fast forwarding through the relationship Matt is kind of comfortable in the relationship than most would be because he knows you well and you know him. But like a little more has changed

He’s so clingy now like damn, hugging you from behind, plopping down to his head in your lap or jokingly sit between your legs for a little.

He really likes long talks with you alone a lot of times to not only catch up but maybe catch up on something new together. During these times there’ll usually be a movie in the background or something

I mean you guys used to playfully fight before, but now its really competitive dang, you end it and then just laugh but sometimes Oliver will peak in like “omg he’s going to kill her or vice versa when do I interfere-”

He can be very protective at times though like he’ll beat someone up for you if you ask and have a good reason. When you’re talking to someone he’ll often watch both you and the other persons posture, way of speaking and stuff to make sure that this person isn’t trying to mess with you or make a fool of you.

^Person: Uh is he okay…?

You: Oh Matt yeah he’s okay, he’s just a little shy

Matt: *glaring menacingly*

Person: *nervous sweating*

His polar bear (Kumajiro) is also protective of you but in like a possessive way-

This bear doesn’t like you talking to any of your friends lol, he’s like “are they a threat? No? Okay well you’re paying more attention to them than me soooooooooooo”

Not even Matt is safe from his growling and wrapping around you, but he kind of just carries you away and runs when this happens so...

He speaks French to you mostly if you know it. Only because he likes to practice it when needed. But he’ll still speak it a lot even if you do not know it lol, but not directly to you it’ll be small mutteringsyou like it lets be honest

Because Matt dyes his hair quite often (blonde and brown, more hc’s on that later though) he’ll ask you to wash it and condition it during hair maintenance rituals. And he likes to wash and condition your hair too. If you braid and place flowers in his hair after you do it he’ll immediately want to go hiking in the wilderness because he’s a princess-- I mean uh...nature calls????

He really is kind of like a Disney princess though because he attracts so many animals for literally 0 reason when out.

^You: James

Matt: Hm?

You: wanna explain the flock of doves surrounding you, or maybe the bull moose?

Matt: Not….really no

You: oh, okay I guess that’s cool, however they’re walking to my house with us so…

Matt: its fine they’ll come in just for a little with me-

You: Jamie (nickname) I genuinely don’t want a giant bull moose on the 5th floor of my of my 8 story apartment-

Speaking of the name James, he really only likes you and a couple of people calling him that and Mathieu. The ladder is for more serious matters but James is like a “you’ll only call me this if were super close” name

He’s honestly a really big sweet heart and loves you so much, so he’ll do the smallest but kindest things for you like if you’re having a bad day he’ll do all your house chores, go out and buy your fav snacks, and stay at your place for like 3 days. Or if you’re talking about something a lot or mentioning something, he’ll buy you something revolving around that thing. He’ll be your emotional rock whenever you need it too.

Being in a relationship with him is also kind of wild, just a little bit, because he’ll come up with so many random ideas at once randomly and be like “yo do you wanna-” Matt its 3am please “okay yeah, but do you wanna like hop on a train with Allen or something and just be homeless somewhere new for a little tomorrow?” baby I have things to do- “This weekend?” But why do you wanna- “okay sweet I love you so much for this, it’ll be cool, good night.”.....

Speaking of Allen you guys are always with Allen, like he’s always there teasing you and taking you and Matt on weird ass adventures that Matt kinda doesn’t want to go to but also doesn’t necessarily care…?

At some point you just adopt him into your normal life and start seeing him as a brother.

You two only eat in each others bedrooms btw and honestly, what's the point of those dining tables you bought-

Basically Matt is a sentimental awkward bear, that loves you very much, he’ll take care of you and listen as long as you’re willing to do vice versa

I like to separate bf head canons from general head canons so that one can focus on more of the romantic aspect of a character and the other the character as a whole, so there’ll probably be hc’s for Mathieu

Thank you for your love and support!!

#2p hetalia #2p #2p!hetalia #2p canada #2pface #2p!canada #2p headcanons #2ptalia #2p allies #2p imagine

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bomberqueen17 · 4 years

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replies/ Geralt’s DadBod

astroloquacious replied to your post “Re-Equip The Swords First”

I actually had the gall to tell Kiera I was in love with someone else during that convo tree and she literally laughed in my face and was like "bitch I want your dick not your emotional baggage" but like. Even if Geralt wouldn't have turned her down for some fun, we ALL know he's a disillusioned romantic & a rusted-over idealist and part of him would have thought it before his pragmatic side was like "shut up and take the free human contact."

"Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde" more like "my prized possession as a bby witcher was a collection of badly copied courtly romance poems about knights and a stack of suspiciously sticky bodice-rippers."

oh no

oh no Geralt was horribly tragically Romantic as an awkward teen oh no

I can’t write that, I secondhand embarrass too easy to contemplate it, but. He was. he really was.

mikkeneko replied to your post “Re-Equip The Swords First”

I do dearly like DF's idea of what is 'in character' for Geralt

He’s got some specific ideas, and they’re mostly pretty great. They don’t all line up with mine, but like. I have like 100k of fanfic or more now (i hesitate to check) to explore mine so that’s fine.

nogling replied to your post “Re-Equip The Swords First”

Game!Geralt alternates between "kinda smooth" and "horrifyingly awkward". Keira was actually on the "kinda smooth" end of the spectrum, sadly.

oh no because that was not smooth. i mean, he was doing okay because clearly that was what she was after, but it was not smooth.

themardbard replied to your post “Re-Equip The Swords First”

Kiera and Geralt's relationship, for me, is this very close, niche "sarcasm bros" thing. Like what they have is very special to me and I love them. But I'm so relieved my actions didn't bring them to sex bc they aren't like that at all for me. ALSO YEAH GERALT IS A DAD AND WATCHING SEX SCENES WITH HIM IS A REALLY WEIRD EXPERIENCE EUGH

I didn’t get a good “bro” reading off them really, but I do feel like they had potential for bro chemistry. That just wasn’t what Kiera wanted, and Geralt, well-- I mean, I think he was too wary of her to want to be friends, particularly, even though he’s clearly lonely as fuck.

And re: Dad stuff-- I mean! Somebody’s gotta fuck dads! I understand that! Clearly people find that appealing because so many dads are multi-time dads!! a lot of people are out here fucking dads!! but I just. I like Geralt, I like him a great deal, but he is so dorky, and I think since I knew she was going to try to hurt him I was just like, I cannot enjoy this.

Also I was sprawled on the carpet of my best friends’ house surrounded by children’s toys watching this unfold and it was sort of an awkward setting for erotica? But also it was Not Sexy, in a lot of ways, so.

beyoursledgehammer replied to your post “Re-Equip The Swords First”

Kiera and Lambert is the cutest thing T_T

I haven’t encountered them in any canon source, not even spoilers or playthroughs, so I can’t really imagine, but.

I did plotbunny myself pretty hard with how that would go down in my ‘verse. Lambert’s like, wait, you fucked Geralt? and Kiera’s like ah fuck, men, gods, will you fuck off, and he’s like no no no hang on, and gets out his fucking bullet journal, and she’s like

what

and he’s like okay so I need details

and she’s like fucking what

and he’s like listen Yen won’t talk to me at all and Eskel gives some details but he won’t tell me how big Geralt’s dick is, you have to help me out, my data’s incomplete

and she has to do some mental calculus. Like, this is weird as shit, but, it is not the horrible territorial stupid man thing she had expected, and she also doesn’t have a ton of options right now, and honestly this is ripe for trolling, and honestly this could kind of be hot if you go about it right, soooooooooooo

I’m just saying that could be a really entertaining story, but I’m not writing it, because I’m nowhere near this timeline and also I wasn’t planning to actually kill off Aiden or even acknowledge that timeline in any way at all.

(You could even have a shockingly sweet denouement to the whole thing where after some really entertaining rounds of well he made me come four times so try harder she’s like actually, listen Lambert, I’m like way more into you than I was into him so I don’t want to be a buzzkill for you here but actually I’m kind of over it, can we just be you and me for a bit? and Lambert’s entire brain short-circuits probably.)

bittylildragon replied to your post “quen up and face the water hag”

I really enjoy the Pesta quest, but you are so right that the game just DOES NOT give you adequate clues about how to make the right decision.

I just-- a LITTLE MORE hint that the option besides Yeh Do Whatever This Ghost Says! is not Fail This Quest but rather is actually Hm Maybe Pump The Brakes And Ask Some Questions, would be ideal. I get that it’s not failing, per se, to bring the plague down upon Kaedwen or whatever? but that fucking sucks.

#astroloquacious #mikkeneko #nogling #themardbard #beyoursledgehammer #bittylildragon #replying to replies #witcher 3 #the witcher #wee precious flower prince geralt

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randomize-stuff-blog · 3 years

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Long ass post

Soooooooooooo i was playing around with Incorrect quotes generator with my characters and now im surprised about how accurate it is (under the cut cause long):

Camilor: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Lizie's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

Lizie: Time for plan G.

Eliza: Don’t you mean plan B? Lizie: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Wolfie: What about plan D? Lizie: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Revi: What about plan E? Lizie: I’m hoping not to use it. Camilor dies in plan E. Colornegative parasite/Negative Wolfie: I like plan E.

'Can I copy the homework?' Lizie: I can help you with it! Eliza: Yeah, sure. Wolfie: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Revi: lol nope. Camilor: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! Colornegative parasite/Negative Wolfie or Negative Revi: *Read 5:55pm*

Lizie: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Eliza: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Lizie: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Wolfie: Actually I did the math, Eliza would have $225, not $0.15. Eliza: Fam I’m right here.... Revi: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Lizie: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Revi: Sorry I only have a dollar Lizie: :( Wolfie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Eliza would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Revi: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Wolfie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Camilor: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Wolfie: Apply juice to what Colornegative parasite: Directly to the forehead Eliza: Great chat everyone

Lizie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Eliza: What if it bites me and it dies!? Wolfie: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Eliza, learn to listen. Revi: What if it bites itself and I die? Camilor: That’s voodoo. Brandy: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Eliza: That’s correlation, not causation. Revi: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Camilor: That’s kinky. Lizie: Oh my God.

Athena: Are you sure this is the right direction? Ella: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Gabriella: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Eri: What do you think Edu will do for a distraction? Eve: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Eve: ... or he could do that.

Eve: Wake me up… Eri: Before you go go! Edu: When September ends… Ella: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Eve: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Eri: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Edu? Edu: Probably “road work ahead”. Ella: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Solla: Croissants: dropped Hugo: Road: works ahead Alixye: BBQ sauce: on my titties Hanna: Shavacado: fre Jives: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Penny: Penny, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Solla: We need to distract these guys Hugo: Leave it to me Hugo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Alixye, Hanna, and Maggi: *Immediately begin arguing* Penny, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Solla: Hewwo. Hugo: Hihiiiiii! Alixye: Greetings, Humans. Jives: Three kinds of people. Penny: I want pudding. Solla: Four kinds of people. Hanna: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Jives: Five kinds of people.

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