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dantemegau · 6 months

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I recently noticed how much food and drink is mentioned/ on screen in OFMD. I started to compile a list for fun and it expanded QUICKLY. Here it is in its current state.

FOODS & DRINKS

Breakfast

Orange Marmelade

Breakfast in Bed with Doug

Breakfast in Bed with Ed

Whipped Seaweed Breakfast

Good French Bread

Roach’s Peanut Paste

Lunch

Brain Couscous

Queen Soup

Captain Hornigold’s seafood soup

Snake (well tenderized, you could be a chef)

Sammy/Sandwich for the trip

Some of the Crew (young and succulent)

Republic of Pirates Street food Lobster

Dinner

Enby Dinner Smorgasbord

Rabbit (well tenderized, you can barely taste the shit)

Monsieur Prawn’s Dinner

Little Plates (Tapas)

A fine fish

A rat terrier named ‘Pepper’

Finger Foods at the Widow Bonnet’s Art Show

The slop we can afford

Gravy Basket (whatever that is exactly)

Ned the Leopard’s Chicken

Childhood Trauma Goose

Spanish Jackie's a la Carte

Favorite of all the Horses Family Dinner (followed by emotional connection desert)

Tea Time

40 Orange Glaze Cake

Yummy Lavender Soap

Raw Seagull

Another Toe (Carrot Cake in Fondant)

Candied Melon Silk Moth

Drinks

Calypso’s Birthday Cocktails

(Lavender) Tea with a Dollop of Milk and Seven Sugars

Sleepy Chamomile Tea

Haunted Island Coconut Cocktails

Republic of Pirates Coconut Cocktails

Free Drinks for Sea Gods

Blood

Juice from the Nose Jar (nutty)

Izzy’s “Emotional Support” Bottle

Give me Drinks or give me Death (Zheng Style)

Lime Ricky

Lighthouse Fluid

So tempted to procrastinate on my actual work and turn this into a cookbook…

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neeerd · 2 years

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OFMD inspired baking!

I made red velvet cupcakes with teal frosting for the season two announcement, and about a week after I finished the show for the first time I made an Orange Chocolate Cake with Lavender frosting. The orange obviously inspired by Roach's 40 orange glaze cake and the Lavender because of the line about the "yummy" Lavender soap. The cupcakes were just because Red and Teal are sort of the colors of the Kracken and the Gentleman Pirate and I thought it would be fun.

#ignore that the word season doesnt fit in a row #baking #cupcakes #cake #orange cake #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard #edward teach #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #ofmd cake #ofmd food #ofmd baking

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kiwistede · 7 months

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OFMDWEEK2023 - Day 3: Recurrent themes/symbols - The Petrified Orange -

#ofmdweek2023 #our flag means death #ofmd #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #ed teach #alma bonnet #i had to go with the spoiled food #will we see it again? who knows?!#xmine

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achillesangst · 6 months

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Thinking retrospectively about how much of a fucking dumbass Ed is in season 1 lmao

#like hey bestie if you don’t want your first mate to kill your boyfriend #maybe don’t explicitly tell him to kill your boyfriend #food for thought!#ofmd #ofmd s1 #ofmd Ed #Blackbeard #ofmd Izzy #Izzy Hands #edizzy #they’re sooooo #incredibly fucked up

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starship21zedna9 · 6 months

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Our Flag Means Death season 2 is problematic because Ed never got to try the soup.

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #ed teach #this is bullshit #he deserved it #good food was one of his pros for living #and then he doesn't get soup?#david jenkins i just want to talk #blackbeard #zheng yi sao

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simaraknows · 2 months

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one of the many things that keep me awake at night re: ofmd S2 is that us Izzy people have long argued that his hostility towards Lucius in s1 could be very much read as "your softness has no place in a world like this, you're going to get in serious trouble if you don't change, on any other ship you'd be fucked, I've learned this the hard way why are you being so stupid" and back in S1 none of us expected that to actually become a plot point and then S2 came around and slapped us over the head with "the second Lucius leaves the Revenge he goes through absolute trauma city and when he rejoins the crew, he is bitter and angry and hardened just like Izzy was in S1" and... like... I just want to lock them in a room and make them talk through their trauma ok

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s1 #lucius spriggs #izzy hands #sprizzy #listen I still refuse to call myself an izzy apologist there's nothing to apologize for #i have many complicated feelings about season 2 #but parts of it were good food #the rest I choose not to think too hard about #a shark ate the pacing

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artsyhamster · 2 months

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More Happyedizzyweek time! This time for "Happy tears"

#ofmd #izzyhands #edward teach #edizzy #blackhands #blakcbeard #ofmd fanart #stede is around too somewhere im sure #he brought ed food and a blanket bc he wouldnt move

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o-wild-west-wind · 1 month

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so if we’re wolves DOES happen for real…do you think Taika and Jemaine are vianton pilled now or do you think they’re going to be normal

also. we’re still in the WWDITS show universe, right? are we gonna get, like…Colin Robinson jumpscares? what about OFMD cast cameos? Madeleine Sami hot vampire reprise? Maaka, O’Leary, and Minogue? STU???!?

#this could actually be the crossover event of the millenium oh my god #I’m genuinely curious about all this but reader I feel that I may begin to grow unwell #oh god oh fuck wait remind me this isn’t official yet and I shouldn’t be getting too excited #bc this might be some good fucking food oh NO #wwdits #ofmd #wellington paranormal #our flag means death #what we do in the shadows

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sherlockig · 7 months

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Okay but what does eds tatto say? "rest in peace"? and is that a parrot? has he lost a parrot? or lost someone with a parrot? do we know?

#ALSO BITING NOM NOM NOM FINALLY SOME GOOD FOOD #ofmd #our flag means death #ed teach #edward teach #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #i know i said godnight before but now i am obsessing lmao

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elapsed-spiral · 2 years

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Personally I think the whole "oh, no I'm Blackbeard" and resulting shushing and smirk feels less like Ed slipping up and forgetting himself and more like a playfully calculated decision to casually tell Stede who he really is to see what his reaction is and that's very sexy of Ed to do that.

#Ofmd #Our flag means death #Ed ofmd #Very cat playing with its food stroke toy #Delayed reaction: perhaps not the best word for it #More you could read it as Ed being distracted/not giving anything his full focus eg forgetting what day it is etc #Or at least you could maybe read it that way were it not for the smirky shush #The smirky shush is defo Ed in play mode

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celluloidbroomcloset · 3 months

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Man, if you’re mad about fandoms being annoying and dramatic on the fandom website where people do fandoms annoyingly and dramatically, maybe you should get off the fandom website.

#OFMD #I get it #fandoms can be irritating #but it’s like going to a food festival and then asking why everyone is eating so much #our flag means death

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sky-fire-forever · 2 months

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I find Izzy Hands much more relatable each time I have to correct my coworkers when they do something that potentially could get people killed

#food safety is not a joke!! its not funny to be disgusting with what we put into peoples bodies!!!#and yet i sometimes feel like im the only person who cares #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death

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thejinxmaster · 4 months

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When you find out that OFMD was cancelled & MatPat is retiring after March 9th on the same day

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captain-flint · 2 years

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i’m rewatching ep 10 and suffering instant brain damage bc i took a second to really look around the captain’s cabin after ed came back from the privateering academy without stede and it is a heartbreaking FEAST (honestly the continuity in this show.. chef’s kiss)

the scene is fairly dark but most things lying around the room seem recognizable, like stede’s blue jacket that he was arrested in that is now a pile of blue silk on the floor next to a chaise longue (something stede would probably have nightmares about) and��stede’s yellow robe (i think!) draped over the couch that also has a bed pillow on it which could mean ed slept on it, curled up and wearing the robe or more likely covered with it (same as in the bathtub scene). moving on, because i can’t linger on that thought or i’ll disintegrate into tears, ed obviously brought his old leather outfit back from the academy and you can see parts of it discarded on the floor/tiny chair as if he either dumped it out of the bag, or more likely tried to put it back on and then decided against it seeing as it didn’t fit him anymore, littering the clothes around as he took them off again

a real kicker, though, is the bed and the garment on it. it’s bright blue silk mixed in with the sheets that are rumpled as if the bed had been slept in, pillows arranged in a way as if someone was hugging them. we know from ep9 that the entire room was clean and tidy before they left (meaning the bed was too), so unless izzy had been sleeping in it (very unlikely), that mess has to be ed’s. it’s literal confirmation that he slept in stede’s bed crying into the many pillows on it and hugging silky covers/clothes and i for one am losing my mind about it

once ed goes on a cleaning spree you can see the bed is neatly made with blue silk folded on top (and his leather jacket has upgraded from floor to chair)

(and it’s so tidy like he really enjoys folding stuff and i find that breathtakingly endearing)

anyway, back to my previous point about ed ditching his old leather, his grey pants and white shirt that he got from the academy (continuity!) are thrown over the ottoman next to what appears to be his purple shirt and the discarded leather and black shirt (on the floor). those are the only clothes that we know he owns and both options were clearly a no before he decided on some random 18th century version of sweatpants (that i still wonder who the owner of is because it’s clearly not stede) and stede’s red flower banyan

and lastly (as presented in the 2 pictures above) there is an ungodly amount of discarded marmalade jars all around the room. or what i assume are jars but some could also be big white candles, but let’s go with all of them being marmalade jars because we know stede had unlimited amounts of it and it was one of the first things he’d shared with ed so of course ed would fixate on it to soothe his broken heart, it’s quite literally the sweetest memory of stede and my man was drowning in it

IN CONCLUSION, i’m feeling deranged about all of it. thank you for listening!

#edward teach #blackbeard #ofmdedit #ofmd #ofmd meta #our flag means death #blackbonnet #taika waititi #the idea of this man spending days sifting through clothes and moving from couch to bed to literal floor #in a drunken broken hearted haze eating copious amounts of sweet food trying and failing to get over stede #is so hilariously painful #i want to SOB

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ofmd-renewed-yet · 9 months

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posted an hour ago I think! Looks like a podcast ep david will be on, hopefully talking about season 2 👀

#FINALLY SOME FOOD #although w the strike idk what he can say?#ofmd #our flag means death #season 2 updates #podcast #hbo max #ofmd s2 #hbo #david jenkins #ofmd season 2

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anney-baker · 5 months

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I actually feel bad for them - _-

#give them a break. and a spoon. they might be more comfortable with that #even though Nandor doesn't need food #our flag means death #ofmd #blackbeard #edward teach #ed teach #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #ourgoodshadows #anneybaker

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