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valeskakingdom · 3 years

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Hi! I wanted to make you a request for a jerome x reader bc I saw that you write so well! Anyway, could you do a one shot where jerome and female reader meet when hes been kidnapped by Theo and she's an assasin that works for him that interrupts his speech that he's doing to the maniax (and if you could do her with a few tattoos, dressed in leather and covered in blood bc she just ended a "work" For Theo it would be great but you're not obligated) and they are fascinated by each other and begin to be friends and.. Idk if you can use your mind to make them sleep together 😂 and one last thing she has a strong personality but it's not like she never smiles like she has emotions ahahha (so she's not bitchy like I've seen doing in other fics), and she's kinda dominant in bed.. Like she is a switch, if you don't want to do it bc you don't like the idea it doesn't matter

Requested by @rott3nheart

Thank you!! Okay so, I tried to do my best on it. Honestly about the switch thing I kinda felt uncomfortable but still I tried to do my best. Hope you enjoy reading:)

PS: sorry that I took so long. had a lot of stuff to deal with

PSS: I split that request in two parts again because of the enormous length. Post the next part right after that here

Jerome x female reader (part 1)

Warnings: mention of sex, murder and violence

Another day full of work. Another day where a human life had to end.

Another day where you had to do a favor for your boss Theo Galavan.

He want to become the most powerful man in Gotham - the major. He wanted to win the election. It would be a tragedy if he didn't because any of his competitors seem to be better. It would be scandalous, wouldn't it?

Your previous days were the same as now: Theo called you, he wanted you to do him favors which obviously meant to kill people that could cause trouble.

Every day you came back covered in blood with messy hair, Theo thanked you, you had a nice conversation with Tabitha - your best friend - and then you made your way to clean your weapons and slowly drift to sleep.

Your every day life didn't bore you though. Oh no, you loved it! You loved the thrill every time you chase someone, tortured him and then killed him. The whole process was giving you chills, just the thought of it was enough.

You walked after that guy through a crowd of people. You took your time, even bought a coffee and some candies for yourself while chasing the guy. You didn't want to stand out.

Then you just waited for the perfect moment where barely people were around you and BOOM! - that guy was shot by you.

You tried to call Tabitha telling her Theo's competitor was dead, she didn't pick up.

It made you suspicious - usually she always picked up. So either she was busy with killing someone or she had to help Theo with some business.

You sighed for yourself and looked down at the dead body right in front of you. That corpse had to disappear. And so you decided to do what you always did: you carried the corpse to a forest, chopped it up with your axe and buried it anywhere.

And that was what you did. You carried that dead guy, stumbled at first through his weight but then you quickly made your way. Luckily the forest was near the place where you killed him and second of all, you made sure no one was watching you. You knew many ways through where you could literally invisible.

You walked through bushes, ran through little dark alleys and finally arrived the forest. You walked through it, deep enough until you were sure that this place was perfect to bury a corpse. You let the corpse fall on the ground, staring at it for a while. The guy's skin was pale already and he stopped bleeding.

"Well, I'm sorry my dear, but it's time to chop you up." You grabbed the axe from your back pocket and started the process.

First you chopped up the arms, then the legs, the head and then the guy's body in little several parts.

Of course, you always had a shovel next to your axe. How else should you eradicate a corpse? As fast as possible you dug little holes into the ground to shove the guy's body parts into them. It didn't take you that long, maybe an hour or two.

As you finished your work with pride you slowly walked out of the forest still making sure no one was watching you - and luckily no one did.

You tried to call Tabitha again - but again she didn't pick up the phone.

"Ugh, I hope she has a good reason not to respond. If she's fucking someone then I'll fucking kill her!" you hissed putting your axe and the shove back in your pocket and quickly made your way to Theo's Tower.

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Finally the elevator opened and you entered Theo's living room.

People in some kind of small wagons were standing with their backs in front of you being tied up. Tabitha stood aside while you heard Theo was holding a speech about people's attitudes - you didn't pay attention to his words.

Being covered in blood and dirt you stepped forward, straight walking to Theo.

"Hey, Theo. Work is done!" You nodded to him, then turned your head to Tabitha "Hey Tabby."

"You have some uhm..." In disgust, she gestured that you have 'something' in your face and your body.

"I know. Had to chop up that guy." You shrugged. Somehow you felt watched so you turned back to Theo and his 'fellows'.

Every one was looking around besides a young ginger boy. He was eyeing you with a mischievous grin. His eyes expressed the pure evil. That guy was born to be a villain, that you can tell.

You viewed him from head to toe. He was still in his Arkham clothings.

His skin was pale, almost white. His eyes were as blue as the ocean, his lips red with a permanent smile on his face. The ginger was tall, not too skinny and not too fat. He had a standard body, maybe with some abs. Craziness was written in his face. You could tell he was crazier than all the others together. For you, he was interesting. You saw him as an opportunity to have some fun at work if Theo allows, or for fun after work.

"(Y/n)..." Theo gave you a little annoyed smile which let you know that you interrupted "Haven't expect you yet. You arrived here quite early."

"A simple kill isn't hard work, T," you crossed your arms with a slight laughter positioning yourself right next to Tabitha.

"Anyways," Theo looked back to the inmates walking past them slowly "Today is the first day of a wonderful future for all of you. If you wanna."

"Who are you?" A blonde, actually pretty girl asked him with a stern undertone.

"Well, now the question is: who are you?" Theo turned to the ginger "The world sees criminal lunatics. I see brilliance...I see charisma..." He walked back to the blonde "And power." And that was what he repeated while making deep eye contact with the blonde.

"Yes, exactly my man." The ginger growled with a sigh "That is so spooky, that is me to a T." He swung his head to the other inmate's direction contemptuously "These other bozos are, I don't know but you're singing my song." The ginger grinned.

You zoned out for a moment not listening to what Theo was saying.

You started thinking about the ginger: about how he and you made plans to kill others. It'll surely be crazy. For you he seemed to be like a showman. He needed attention, he was always right, he acted like his actual rivals mwere his best buddies... You could take advantage of it plus he could entertain you a little with jokes or his ordinary behavior.

"(Y/n)?" Tabitha snipped with her fingers in front of your eyes interrupting your train of thoughts "You alright?"

"Yeah. Was just thinking about something." You shook your head quickly trying to stop thinking about that ginger.

"About what?" Tabitha frowned "is it the ginger?"

"Why do you ask?" You scoffed taking a look at your fingernails trying to act completely uninterest. You hated talking about such a topic - especially when there weren't any kind of feelings, just nice thoughts.

"Don't play fool with me-..."

"I'm not." You interrupted her "Have no reason to."

"Tabitha, would you uh...?" You heard Theo say gesturing to the old inmate that Theo has uncuffed before.

Oh damn, that old guy will die you thought because you knew Theo. When he has a plan, everyone had to agree. If not, they'll die. There was no other option, he never showed any mercy.

"Miss Kean is coming with me." The inmate was uncuffed and he made his way to the blonde girl.

"Oh, she doesn't wanna go where you're going to." Theo stated shortly before Tabitha swung her whip and strangled the man.

His head already reddened and gagging for air. His hands tried to pull her whip away from his throat to breathe again. It didn't work though.

Tabitha pulled him on the ground and continued to strangle him. The other inmates, Theo and you just watched the whole scene.

Then she kicked him in his stomach as she sat on his body. He gasped for air still being strangled by her whip and then...she stabbed him - over and over again until she slit his throat. Blood was splashing on her and on the inmates' clothings as it spread along the floor. You heard gasps from the blonde and others every time Tabitha's knife drilled the old man's skin.

One of the inmates, it was a fat smeary man with grubby hair, kept staring at them almost psychotic with a grin. The ginger stared at the corpse staring to cackle.

It made you chuckle. You liked this straining atmosphere somehow. Most of the inmates' faces expressed fear and so you knew they'd do what Theo, Tabitha or you say anyhow. They surely didn't want to end like this old man.

"Anyone else who wanna leave?" Theo gave one of his mischievous grins. The inmates said nothing, some stared at him in fear, others just simply nodded.

"Tabitha, (Y/n)! Uncuff the guys. I'm sure no one likes to be handcuffed at home."

So that's what you did.

You took the little knife that was hidden in your pocket and severed the roped that were tied up all around them. Then you opened their handcuffs.

The smeary fat mam was the first, then a tall baldy, and then the ginger.

You looked at him for a while before you uncuffed him. He was kinda hot in your eyes as you examined him from the near. You affected his craziness, it even turned you on - somewhat. He was kinda special.

Most crazy people you knew were stupid, and dirty, and disgusting. You really didn't want to interact with them - not even for money.

And then there was the ginger. He wasn't nothing of it. He seemed to be clever, have brains...he knew what he wanted and he got everything, whether with or without violence. The word crazy was written in his face - he was everything else than normal. Maybe he was crazier than all the other inmates together? You didn't know yet, but you'd like to know. He aroused your interest a lot with his abnormal behavior.

"How many people have you killed doll?" He turned his head to you that he could still see through the corner of his eyes.

"Surely a lot more than you, sweetie." You responded with a slight chuckle "Guess, I'm some longer into that business than you, freshman."

"You're a feisty one, I like that." He grinned at you as you stood right in front of him.

"And I'm a lot more." You chuckled dark ripping the last handcuffs from his wrists.

You teased a little hoping you aroused his interest as he did with you. You knew Theo wouldn't let you take that ginger. It would cross all his plans and he'd be mad at you, threaten you and such. So you needed play tricks on him.

You didn't know what led you to all this. You just wanted that little ginger for yourself.

"We both speak the same language, how exciting! Finally I'm not only ordinary kid under all those apes. By the way, I'm Jerome." Grinning wider the ginger took a step forward to come down from this wagon and rubbed his wrists "Damn, they were tight."

"(Y/n)" you gave him a short smile "And yeah, just wanted to make sure the little bad boy's not escaping." You grinned shortly before you turned around to head back to your room.

"Oooh! What's that?" You suddenly felt Jerome's grip on your axe - your holy axe.

Within 2 seconds, you pulled your axe out of the back pocket and pressed the blade in against his throat. You could see how some blood covered the blade.

You hated it when someone touched your axe. It was your axe. No one besides you was allowed to touch it, not even to use it. Not even Theo or Tabitha.

Jerome gasped in surprise - probably by your fast reaction. And then again you saw a little smile was formed in his face.

That guy really cannot stop smiling, can he? You thought.

"You shouldn't touch other people's weapons. You could get killed." You pressed the knife a little harder against his throst.

"I know, how impolite, isn't it?" He sighed in shock "People really have no manners."

"(Y/n)! I'd feel relieved if you didn't kill our guest right after their arrival." Theo claimed giving you a stern look.

"Wasn't about to do that," You put the axe back in your pocket giving Jerome a mischievous grin "Just taught the little ginger one of our most important rules."

You turned away again and walked along the floor to your room and swung your hips exaggerating. You knew Jerome was staring at you and you knew he examined your body.

Before you could even open your door, Jerome ran after you eagerly. It was amusing to you. He seemed to be interested in you as well. You felt strange though because he was running after you like a poor dog.

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after-l1fe · 4 years

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Theo x GN!MC Nsfw alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s INCREDIBLY caring, whether you two had some rough or passionate and slow sex, at the end he wants to make sure that you know he loves you with all his being and that you are all that matters.

Definetly expect cuddles, hugs and lots of kisses, oh but that will definitely have to wait until you’ve both taken a bath and the sheets have been changed, laying on something so unclean and being drenched in sweat is something he won’t tolerate after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves MC’s eyes, in them he can see how much they care for him and how they look at him filled with love, he also loves how their pupils dilate when MC sees him.

His hands, with them he can please MC and carress their body, sometimes he reaches his hand towards MC’s without thinking in the middle of discussions, that earns him a variety of looks, from eye rolls to smirks.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum isn’t that thick, it’s kind of liquid yet it’s still very sticky.

He doesn’t like to make a mess so cumming inside MC is what he likes the most, seeing them full of his seed makes him feel so happy it’s like leaving something within MC to remind them that they belong to him and no one else.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves lap dances, seeing MC’s body moving around with the only purpose of tempting him, is something that makes him feel so hot and it’s an immediate turn on when he thinks about that.

Extra points if MC is wearing lingerie Theo gifted them.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None. When he was human it wasn’t like he had any time to get a partner even less have sex.

Yet even if MC is his first, he is a perfectionist, so he did some research and learned LOTS of stuff, now he only has to put it in practice 😉.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He doesn’t have one, he loves to experiment to find the best positions to please you the most, although if he had to choose it would be anyone that lets him take control, so that you can just relax and enjoy the moment.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not at all, for him this is a moment to express his love for you, and any silly comment can wait until later. If he IS goofy it will only be in case you are tense and need to relax a bit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

The carpet does match the drapes.

Hes completely shaved, he thinks its easier than having to take care of the zone in any other way, also the most important reason is that it feels cleaner and refreshing to say it in some way.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Vey intimate! He loves to show you how much he loves you by whispering sweet things into your ear (if you are getting punished tho he might not be that sweet 😉)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

When he was human he didn’t even have time for this, his schedule was planned to the minute.

But after becoming a soul reaper he now has a lot more free time and a person to admire.

He now does it whenever he feels bored preferably in the shower where he can’t get caught by June. If he has more time tho he prefers his bed, in there he can use his phone to watch pictures of MC wether they are on her social media or they are ones he took without them noticing.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I already explained lapdances😉

Sensory deprivation, this makes MC only focus on him and forget about everything else, and Theo knows this. He has a special box under the bed filled with all sorts of stuff like gags, cuffs and blindfolds.

He is also a brat tamer, act a little naughty for him in private, he’ll love it and won’t hesitate to show you your place.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere where they won’t get caught. MC is only for him to watch and touch and anyone else catching them will regret it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

MC, they are just so perfect, their body, their voice, how could he not get aroused only by looking at them and letting his mind wander.

Jealousy, if you seem to be getting a little to comfortable with anyone else, or viceversa, he will have to remind you who you belong to of course.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share you, you only belong to him and no one else.

Water sports, he considers that something very dirty and unclean.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes them both. He loves to watch as you try to fit his long cock inside your warm little mouth to try and please him, tears going down your face as he cant help but push his hips a bit into you.

He also loves to get you in his mouth and watch as you squirm so sweetly for him, and the way your back arches when he runs his tongue over a sweet spot.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It really depends on the situation. Has MC been misbehaving? He’ll be rough and VERY fast, and just as you are about to cum he’ll stop, that can go on for hours, but when he does finally let you cum he will overstimulate you.

If you have been good tho he’ll be going slow focusing on bringing as much pleasure as he can to you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn’t like them, he prefers to take his time pleasing you and slowly building up your pleasure.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s not a risk taker when it comes to doing stuff in public where he can get caught, but in private he does love experimenting new stuff with you to see how he can make you feel the best.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for a LOT of rounds, he has lots of stamina from his training as a soul reaper, and once he gets in the mood and he gets enough time you two will be going for hours.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes he has toys, he doesn’t have ones for himself, he knows how to hold back and he has you. The toys he has are for you, to bring you more pleasure, he doesn’t really like it if you use them without him tho, he wants to be there, and even if its not directly him causing you pleasure he wants to be in control.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease you, seeing you begging for him, for his cock, is something that makes him feel so proud of himself and seeing how much you need him is something that he loves.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He knows how to control the volume of his voice but if he’s feeling specially horny/needy you’ll hear lots of grunts.

When he comes tho it doesn’t matter if he’s feeling really horny or not you’ll definitely hear a moan coming out of his lips as he fills you up with his seed.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He wants your pleasure to depend on him, he doesn’t want you to touch yourself, after all why would you want to please yourself when you have him?

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s definitely longer than average, yet he’s a little bit on the thinner side of the spectrum.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has high yearning yet he knows how to control it, still if he’s being holding back for a long time expect a sleepless night.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t fall asleep till you have just in case you’ll need anything and he also does it because he loves seeing you while you’re asleep.

#After L!fe Theo #after l!fe the sacred kaleidoscope #after l!fe #gn!reader

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thehollowprince · 4 years

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Teen wolf?

favorite male character: Scott McCall, obviously, and to this day there are people who are still really really mad that I liked the protagonist of the show.

I really loved Mason, too. I'm pretty sure that's where Jeff Davis channeled everything he wanted to give to Danny but "couldn't" because of his beef with Colton and the latter's exit from the show.

favorite female character: Oh, boy... that's a toss up between Kira and Lydia. I loved Kira from the word go, but I also loved the growth that Lydia went through, so I'm torn.

least favorite character: I have two answers for this. Narratively speaking, I'm gonna have to go with Jackson. I never really got over his douchdbag attitude and then he disappeared just as the show started to delve into his past and possibilities (I'm utterly convinced that he was supposed to be Peter's kid and that they had to rearrange things after Colton bounced.)

Just from a "I dislike them" standpoint we have Stiles. Not because he was a bad character (he was a great foil to Scott, they balanced out eachother very well) or because of any of the stuff he did ("Some of us are human!"), but because the fandom kept trying to convince everyone (even themselves) that he was the best character ever and that the show should have been about him. Whenever fandom tells me that this is "the best character ever" I immediately take a step back and am way more critical of them.

prettiest character: well this is just unfair, because have you looked at that cast? They're all ridiculously gorgeous. It was like watching something on The CW. Its impossible to choose just one, because I'd say Kira, but then I think of Danny, and then I think of Isaac and then I think of Boyd, and then I think of Scott and then... well, you get the idea.

funniest character: I don't think there was any just one funny character, because they all had their moments, particularly Scott and Stiles when they were together. Or when Ken very loudly gave Kira that research "for that boy you like" right in front of Scott, or Malia not understanding modern stuff, or Isaac's and Boyd's sarcasm. Oh, and let's not forget Peter's disney villain voice in 3B ("The huntress and the banshee." Seriously, what the hell was that?)This show may have lacked a bit in terms of plot cohesion, but it was pretty good with the humor.

favorite season: truth be told I liked at least something about all the seasons, but I'm going to have to go with season two. That was the last time there felt like any kind of actual thought went into the whole season rather than just an episode-by-episode basis, where the writers had no idea where they wanted to end it. Season five was pretty good, too. Not just because Theo managed to do what nobody else did before him: break up the back, but because the two halves felt connected by the plot as opposed to seasons 3A and 3B, and 6A and 6B being completely separate plots each time.

However, I will say that season six sucked balls. The first half being entirely focused on a character that wasn't there because their actor chose to go do something else, and the second half just devoted to senseless violence and to killing off characters for shock value.

favorite episode: Master Plan. We got to see what a brilliant strategist our lead was, and I loved it.

The Overlooked was one I just have fun watching again and again, with our heroes trapped in an abandoned hospital in the middle of a raging storm. It was just a fun episode.

favorite romantic ship: this is one of the few shows where I actually liked most of the canon ships. I loved Scallison, and then Scira. Stiles and Malia were great together and I would have loved to have seen what could have been between Lydia and Jackson before the latter's departure. Derek and Braeden... wish we could have seen more of them. Mason and Corey were adorable, as were Liam and Hayden.

And, of course, I have my crack ships that I would have loved, Scisaac ("Dude, I love Mexican") or Scanny ("Its Armani"/"Its nice."), or Scalia.

favorite friend ship: this might come as a surprise to people, but I really liked the dynamic between Scott and Stiles. They completed eachother perfectly, and that was how they were able to outsmart so many of these diabolical villains. Also, Liam and Mason being this cool combination of the Scott/Stiles and Jackson/Danny friendships was cool.

favorite family ship: the McCall Pack

worst ship: St*r*k, obviously. I've made my opinions on that pretty clear. I wasn't a fan of the whole Allison and Isaac thing, either. I feel like that was shoved in there to compensate for the unintended Scisaac feels as well as to capitalize on the fact that I believe Crystal and Daniel were dating at the time. Also, not going to lie, I wasn't a dan of the Stiles/Lydia and Scott/Malia stuff in the final two seasons.

#ask and ye shall recieve #ask meme #teen wolf

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reddeaddenial · 5 years

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💗 for all 3 boys and 👽 for Nick!

💗 Relationships? Who are their friends, their family relations, lover(s), foes? What sort of personalities really tick them off and what others do they like? Is there anything that’d ruin a friendship for them?

Oh man i k n o w im gonna accidentally merge my discord rp with canon if i talk about relationships, so i’ll go with the personalities thing instead. Theo can’t stand arrogant and purposefully rude people and others will tolerate it due to the persons status or power. It rubs him the wrong way badly. Will do his best not to associate with those kinds. He does love the personalities who enjoy joking and humor, playing off with his own. A friendship ruiner would definitely be if the person was saying horrible things about his twin brother Leo. He absolutely will not tolerate anyone who doesn’t respect his brother as a normal person. Leo is so shy around people so it’s hard for him to open up. But he does like the fellow introverted personality, calm and patient, can read the room and respect his boundaries. But of course enjoys a bit of mischief and humor. Being introverted doesnt mean you dont know how to have fun after all! He can’t be around loud exuberant personalities. It’s way too draining on himself. A friendship ruiner would be learning someone was just using him or pretending to be his friend for laughs. He’s got such shit self esteem in the first place, Anyone who did this is straight up an asshole and Theo’s gonna find out (see above)Nick enjoys similar personalities to Leo but a little different. He enjoys being around people but not forced to always participate in things. So a person who is either a fan of just sitting back and watching with him or wont push him to join in with things. Very mellow and relaxing type. As far as loud and excitable personalities go, Theo is his limit, anything more than that, and he gets more than annoyed. Judgy people piss him off, judging him or his actions, folks who got an opinion on everything etc. A friendship breaker is probably a mix of Theo and Leo’s. Talking ill or having bad opinions or comments of his family. Or finding out he is being used or made fun of. He doesn’t tolerate shit like that, cuts it off quickly before the damage can spread.

👽 Describe your OC as if they were an urban legend or myth!

I’m writing him as a cryptid lol

The thing that can live any and everywhere. Human in shape, wild in heart. He could pass for one of our own, if it wasn’t for those piercing wild eyes. Exhausted constantly, The Hunter will hibernate as much as it can. But when you disturb him, summon, or threaten what is his, the Hunt will begin. He lives to hunt, especially in the woods. Silent, careful with every step while tracking your every move. Run if you want. The challenge is exciting, the hunt gets longer, a higher thrill. Nothing escapes the Hunter in the end. Nothing. The only way to avoid a terrible fate is to offer a ring of sweets about your hiding place. Given enough tribute, the Hunt will end and the slumber will begin again. Let it be a lesson to those to not wake the Hunter.

Thanks for the ask frand!!!

20 OC questions!

#ansgarr #ask #Leonard Teale #theodore teale #nicholas teale #teale brothers #this was fun lol #especially the urban legend one

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mona-stay · 6 years

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y/n Gets Jealous

Peter hale Jealous of Lydia

You wasn't a jealous person, but lately you the amount of time Peter and Lydia was spending together was starting to get a little annoying. "you sound jealous" Allison said copying notes for her homework.

"I'm not jealous, I'm.. I'm.."you say trying to think of a different word" okay maybe I am but I have good reason" you defend.

"really what reason because I can't see Lydia and Peter having a secret thing" Allison said back. You roll your eyes a habit you'd picked you from Peter. "first they have a connection, the whole Lydia brought Peter back to life" you say "oh you after he made her and the while town think she was crazy" Allison argued back making your point invalid.

"okay then Lydia was the one to tell him he was a father that would have had an impact don't you think" you say next again Allison had an answer "the daughter who wants nothing to do with him" you groaned clearly not getting your point across.

Allison finally looked up from her work "y/n I really don't think you have to worry also where has this all come from, those things happened ages ago now" she asked. You could feel your eyes swelling knowing what you was about to say, "for the past 2 weeks Peter has been meeting up with Lydia, they said he was teaching her to control her banshee powers" you stopped to take a breath and swallow feeling your voice get shaky. "and that's probably what they have been doing" Allison frowned seeing you get upset.

"when I suggested I would go and help Peter told me no, he said I could get hurt. If anything went wrong at least he'd heal." you say. Allison frowned more "but you don't believe that" she questioned. "no especially when he's been there every night this week" you say "so two days ago I followed him up to Lydia's lake house and they wasn't training" you told the huntress as her mouth fell open. "when I looked through the window Peter was hugging her, I ran before I could see anymore" you say crying at the thought of Peter cheating on you.

Allison was now doubtful to, but tried to reassure you it wasn't what you'd seen. You said thank you to her for cheering you up and putting up with your crying. Saying bye you heading up a floor to Peter's apartment. You got no answer when you knocked frowning thinking where is he.

On you way home you see Lydia's car parked outside the school, thinking it was late and dark you slowed down as you pasted. Something else caught your eye Peter's car. Pulling into the car park you walk the window to look in. Peter and Lydia was talking and smiling, you got closer to hear. "Tomorrow at boat house I have to go know before someone notices I'm gone" Lydia said "I'll be there, I can't wait it'll be... " Peter started but stopped. "someone else is here" he said. You ran back to your car driving off. The rest of the way home you tried to tell yourself Allison was right it's probably something Innocent but you couldn't help think they was having an affair.

The next morning you was determined to find out the truth. You was going to go to the boat house and find once and for all if they was just training or something else. Calling Allison to help you.

Peter had blanked your calls all day it was all part of his plan he knew it was sly but he needed to let keep being jealous. After seeing y/n leave the school he knew she'd heard him and Lydia, he was thankful that nothing they said was too bad. He more thankful that Allison would have her phone on load speaker when you called with your now not so secret plan. Peter called Lydia more excited then before he had tweaked their plans ready for tonight.

You and Allison got to the boat house all the lights was on. You got closer to the door when Allison got a call. "y/n I have to go my dad thinks I'm with Scott I need to go" you nodded knowing how Mr argent can get.

You was about to come out the bushes when Peter pulled up, he was dressed in a smart jeans and nice shirt he looked almost ready for a date and carried a small gift wrapped jewellery box. You watched Lydia greet him at the door and he gave her the box.

This was the last straw you ran over screaming their names. "finally sweetheart I thought you was going to be the bushes all night" Peter said. Lydia handed you the box "I was going to leave it on the bed with your clothes, I've laid you something out upstairs" she said giddy walking to her car. You was angry and confused and wanted to know what was going on. Peter told you do listen to Lydia and go up and get changed. Lydia had set out a gorgeous black dress and matching shoes, putting them on you fixed your hair. Finally opened the small long box, inside was a diamond necklace you knew cost more then you made in a year.

You went out the room calling Peter's name down the stairs. When you hear him say in here you walked into a room covered in fairy lights and candles. The table was set for two with something that smelt amazing coming from under the lids over the plates. Peter held your chair out as you looked in shock, "you did all this for me" you ask Peter sat facing you "yes Lydia has been helping me plan all this, it's why we've been meeting but I wanted to surprise you" he said.

You started giggling as he frowned "why are you laughing it's took ages to plan this" he said sounding a little disappointed. "I'm laughing because I've been jealous of Lydia for no reason and to think I thought you was having an affair with her" now Peter laughed too lifting off the lids to your meal. "I love you y/n, even if you get a bit crazy and jealous your still my girl" he smirked sitting back to eat.

Derek hale Jealous of Erica

Erica was always at the hale loft lately, every time you went she was there trying to flirt with Derek and you hated it.

It was all a game to her and Derek was to naive to see it no matter what you told him he said it's her trying to be the best beta nothing to worry or get jealous about. For a while you tried to not let Erica bother you that was until you overheard a conversation between Erica and Isaac.

"I really don't know what Derek see's in that human girl but be sure he'll be mine soon" you heard Erica say. "good luck with that" Issac said rolling his eyes at her. They both left with her still talking about ways to get Derek pissing you off as you finally entered the loft living room. You could hear them fighting and training down stairs, getting bored waiting you went to find Derek.

Erica heard you coming, just like she'd heard you listening in to her conversation with Isaac. She jumped on Derek like she was fighting with him then kissed him biting his lip in a heated kiss. Derek pushed her off him but it was too late you had already seen it. Tears running down your face to ran out of the loft. "you do that again" Derek roared at Erica before running after you.

Derek found you in the wood sat on the floor crying your eyes out. "y/n" he said low, making you lift your head "go away Derek" you snap trying to wipe your face. "not until you talk to me" he said holding out his hand to help you up. "why did you run off?" he asked. You raise your eyes "really Derek another girl has her legs you snogging the face off you and you expect me to stay" you argue back.

"I don't like her and don't know why she did it but it's not going to happen again I promise you y/n" he says looking in your eyes. "she did because she wants to be with you" you tell him thinking about what she'd said earlier "and she's right I'm just a weak human you should be with someone like you, like her" you say sad nit really sure what you meant if it was a break up statement or a wish to become a wolf. As you go to walk away Derek spins you his eyes glowing red fangs showing "do you want me to turn you! Make you my mate and my top beta! Make Erica an omega! Say it y/n and I'll do it anything to prove to you I'm in love with you and only you" his voice deeper then normal but his red eyes pleading with yours.

Nodding you hold your arm up agreeing to his offer. Derek bites your wrist hard making you scream in pain. When he pulls away his face is back to normal your blood dripping from his lips. Derek hugs you tight waiting for the wound to start healing. After a an hour the bite mark is gone you smile at Derek. "now that's done time for your next one" he said making you look confused as he shifted again. This time Derek bit your neck only this didn't hurt like the first one but it made you shift too, when he stopped you looked at him "what did you do that for" you ask nervous. "That was a mate mark. I want us to go back and show everyone your my mate, girlfriend, soul mate what ever you want to call it I want them to know" he said putting his arm around you taking you back the loft ready to make sure you will never be jealous of anyone again.

Theo Raeken Jealous of Tracy

You had always hated kanimas so it was no surprise Tracy was one well half one, or Theo was her alpha. Theo tried to keep you out of as much dread doctor business as possible and you respected that, but lately every time you saw Tracy in school you wanted to punch her.

It didn't help a lot of school kids was confused over who out you both Theo was actually dating. "Tracy's changed a lot" one girl behind you in the lirbery said as Tracy walked past. "I think it's because she's dating Theo now their always with each other lately" another said. Your blood boiled any chance of studying had gone as you picked up your bags leaving.

By the lockers you saw Theo and of course his new Tracey shaped shadow. You went over to him, Theo's wolf senses already telling him you was pissed off "hey baby girl" he greeted you with a smile to which you didn't return. "get the hell away from my boyfriend!" you demand looking her in the eyes. Tracy however just laughed "I mean it Tracy stay the fuck back I know he's your alpha but he's my man so go now" you snarl

"aw is the little human jealous, can't handle a little competition" Tracy coo'd mocking you. You punched her as hard as you could almost breaking your knuckles. Tracy flicked out her claws as a threat "go on I dare you" you say looking at her hand. "your not the first kanima I've faced, and Jackson was the real deal not a crippled attempt like you" you say back bit showing any fear.

At this point Theo stepped in as Tracy went for you. He grabbed her wrist telling her to go, she gave you a snotty dirty look before following orders. Theo took your hand in his looking at the swelling and bruising already starting. Without works and a blank look on his face Theo lead you away from the lockers.

At the nurses office the was no one there, Theo told you to sit while he looked in a few cupboards, coming back with an ice pack putting it on your hand. "are you going to tell me what that was all about princess?" Theo asked pressings the ice down. You rolled your eyes not really wanting to answer him. "I'm waiting y/n" he said after a few minutes of silence. "I hate Tracy! I hate how much time your spending with her!" you say looking at the wall avoiding his eyes.

Theo smirked it was the first time the blank poker face faded since your argument with Tracy. "princess you really don't have to be jealous of Tracy" he said. You went to speak but Theo cut you off leaning in to speak "and before you try to deny it, I've smelt it on you for days now" he said in your ear. "okay maybe I am but I have reason when half of beacon hills thinks you are with her" you say. To your surprise Theo hummed and began kissing your neck as you spoke, "you spend more time with her and the rest of that pack then you with me lately!" you tell him.

Theo didn't answer at first instead continued kissing and nipping at your neck. Annoyed he wasn't listening "Theo I mean it listen to me" you say not making much of effort to move him, enjoying the feeling too much. "I was listening to you princess" he mumbles between kisses "and you should know I don't like her ether she's just a good soldier, nothing like my sweet, smart, unpredictable y/n" he says looking in your eyes "she's not your, and I'm only spending time with her to make sure she doesn't screw up all my plans" you couldn't help smile at his words.

"well I wish you wouldn't especially round school" you say with a pout. Theo just laughed looking at the spot on your neck he'd been kissing. "what?" you ask looking at his adorable grin.

"nothing princess, just admiring my handy work" he said making you jump to your feet. In the mirror you see on large purple bruise and two smaller ones close to it. "Theo" you scream at the sight of the marks. Theo laughs putting his arms around you, "well this one way to shut the Students of beacon hills up" he says talking off his jacket, sliding it onto you "now they'll know who my girl really is"

Chris Argant Jealous of Melissa

Chris had been out with the pack getting hurt, something clawed his back or at least that's what stiles told you on the phone. You rushed home to see what has happened almost skipping a few red lights. All apparently not needed, as he was sat with Melissa McCall. Neither of them heard you enter, as they giggle together.

"look if you want this done before she's back, keep still" Melissa giggled. You stopped in the hallway listening in. "thanks for keeping all this a secret" you hear Chris say. "well I think both of us wanna keep this and the other times a secret" she said back.

What was a secret, what other times. Your mind raced as you started thinking the worst. The was a few minutes of silence part of you wanted to look round the corner to see what they was doing. You stopped when Chris spoke "nice won't even scar" he said "well I am a professional and it's rear you let me get my hands on you" she sounded flirty and seductive. "maybe I'm afraid of what will happen if I do" he answers back. You couldn't listen anymore their words you need to see what was happening.

Melissa kissed Chris's cheek close to his lips. "what was that for" Chris asked shocked. You froze you couldn't speak or think "for Scott and" Melissa started but didn't get to finish as you hand smacked her hard across the face. The next minute or two was a mix of screaming and shouting, Melissa saying it's not what it looked like and you shouting a number of swear words like slut and whore trying to hit her again. Chris grabbed you dragging you away as you scream trying to hit him.

Melissa left as Chris held you against the wall till you calmed down. "the kiss was her thanking me for saving Scott, I don't know what you think you saw but it was innocent you didn't have to hit her" he said trying to explain. "really so what was the talk of secret meeting about then" you say punching him in the chest not moving much.

Chris's face dropped knowing your heard them. He knew you'd find out eventually but he didn't want it to be like this. "y/n look, the is nothing going on with me and Melissa, she's been patching me up when I go out with Derek. I didn't want you finding out how hurt I was so I'd ask Melissa to stitch me up so you didn't worried and stop me going out" he explained.

You had calmed down but still didn't truly believe him. When Chris let you go and turned around you saw he'd popped his stitches. Walking to the first aid box still open on the table "sit down your still bleeding" you order him coldly. You start cleaning his cut pushing harder then you normally would still angry. Chris hissed in pain "ouch y/n" he snapped at you "oh sorry I'm not as professional as Melissa" you say innocently but her name had a lot of venom to it.

Chris turned in his chair cupping your cheeks in his hands "y/n, you don't have to be jealous of Melissa I don't like her, her son is dating my daughter it just weird. And I love you y/n only you" he suddenly kissed you hard and rough trying to show you how he felt in that one kiss. When you pulled back you finally believed him now feeling guilty. "I'm sorry for being jealous" you start but Chris hugs you close to his chest "I know and you don't have to I'm sorry you felt like that" he told you. "I guess I own Melissa an apology" you say embarrassed "yes but first let go to bed we can apologise to each first" he said with a smile.

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Chapter 1: We’ve Got A Problem

Chapter 2: What Did I Do

Liam watched the door click shut and forcefully let go of the breath he had unintentionally been holding. He sat down on the edge of his bed and let his head fall in his hands. He HAD smelled Theo when he first got in his room but thought it was his mind playing tricks on him, like it had done so many times before. Like when he was at school and would catch a quick whiff of the chimera’s spicy scent but he would be nowhere in sight. Or after a game, when he would follow the faint trail only for it to end abruptly, leaving him confused and his wolf agitated. So when he had strolled into his room and was hit with the deep smell of cloves, cinnamon, and wood chips all he could do was face plant on his bed and try to soak it all up before it faded away. His wolf had sighed in contentment and stopped trying to push his way to the surface, granting Liam a small break as he let his body relax for the first time in too long.

He must have been have laid there comfortably for 20ish minutes when his wolf started pacing again, no longer satisfied with just Theo’s scent, and returned to pushing against his mind. Sighing, he decided to shower to try and ease the last of the tension and exhaustion from his body before the battle for control ultimately began again. Scott had warned him, told him it wouldn’t be easy and that he shouldn’t go through with it, but he refused to be the reason for anyone else’s pain.

Theo was here. Standing right in front of him. His wolf was snarling and clawing at him from the inside, begging to be let free, begging to be near the only wolf/coyote who understood the dark in him. He busied himself getting dressed while he pushed his wolf down with every ounce of strength he had left. Theo didn’t make it easy questioning him, insulting him, and intentionally pushing his buttons. Of course he didn’t want to die! But he couldn’t stand letting anyone else die either.

“We’ll fix this.” Theo said with such conviction that he almost had Liam convinced. If anyone had the ability to bring his wolf out it would be him. The only problem was, Liam didn’t know if he would be able to assure that the wolf would let him, the human side of him, come back. His wolf thrived on anger, violence, and pain and Liam had been depriving him of his freedom for months. But maybe, just maybe, Theo could help him. After all Theo had survived hell and was still in control of himself and animals. And then he watched as his possible salvation walked out, leaving him with only his thoughts and his fuming wolf. He pulled at the stands of hair at the base of his scalp, feeling the slight sting of pain and embraced it, letting it ground him.

The only time he could let his wolf free was in his dreams so he let his body flop back and he closed his eyes. Taking deep breaths trying to catch the last of Theo’s scent as he slowly drifted off, skipping dinner for the fourth time this week. He was running through the woods, his wolf free and blissful. He let the all the smells run through him, god how he missed being able to scent everything around him. His muscles had no trace of tension or stiffness, only agile strength showed. He felt the animal howl to the sky with his newfound freedom. Only when someone howled back, he realized something was different. Usually it was only him in his dreams. He looked down at his hands and saw the razor sharp claws, ran his tongue against his fangs and tasted the metallic blood that remained against his lips, and then he finally looked down at the small pond in front of him and saw glowing eyes staring back at him. He wasn’t sleeping and worse… his wolf was in total control.

He desperately tried to push his way to the surface but his wolf snarled at his attempt and took off running towards the other howl. Liam felt the wind whipping against his face and low branches from trees snagging against his exposed flesh fueling his wolf. His wolf finally stopped when he caught the scent of a somewhat familiar animal and turned on the path leading up to the lookout point. His wolf found Brett and he snarled at him. This was the kid that threw lacrosse balls at him in a zoo, the kid that got him kicked off the lacrosse team and expelled, the reason why he was bitten. He let out a vicious roar as he lunged towards his prey and felt his claws slice into skin and muscle. His wolf fully took over blocking him out and the next thing he knew he was waking up in his bed. He looked down at his body and all he saw was dried blood. “What have I done?” He asked in disbelief with hot tears spilling down his cheeks.

He ran to the bathroom, turned the shower to the hottest temperature possible, and sat on the tub floor in his boxers. He rocked back and forth under the spray from the shower as it washed the blood from his skin. The water started to burn him but he didn’t move, accepting this as his punishment. His wolf nowhere to be found inside him, his restlessness happily gone from his recent purge, leaving Liam to deal with the bloody aftermath. He wasn’t sure how long he sat there rocking back and forth but the water had turned cold a while ago. He was shivering and his teeth were clacking together when he heard the bathroom door slam open. He just continued rocking with his knees pulled up to his chest staring blankly at the knobs in front of him.

“Oh fucking hell.” He heard exclaimed but couldn’t bring himself to look at who it was. The water stopped beating against his skin but the chill was already set in his bones. He was lifted, floating through the air, he watched through a daze as he passed through the doorway to his bedroom and then was placed on his bed. Something wrapped around him and hands furiously rubbed up and down his arms trying to get him warm.

He blinked at the wall across from him not actually seeing anything. “I killed him.” He whispered in utter horror. Something trailed down his face and since he was no longer in the shower it had to have been tears, “I k-killed him.” The arms never stopped moving, continuing their job to get him warm.

“Who?” The angry but terrified voice asked. He felt the arms stop rubbing his before he was wrapped in another blanket, this one covering his legs, and the arms returned moving just as before.

He choked at the thought. Remembering the feeling of his claws ripping through flesh. “Brett.” He said flatly with no emotion. “I killed him.” He repeated again as he felt his own claws digging in to his sides.

“Fuck, Liam stop!” The person pulled at his hands. He barely felt the pain, he was numb. He swore he wouldn’t do this again. His claws were finally pulled free and both hands became shackled in one strong hand. Hair was suddenly being pushed out of his face and a warm hand held his face. “Liam look at me.” The person prodded. Liam had started to feel again, the numbness slowly dissipating. He continued to stare vacantly at the wall as a thumb stroked gently over his cheek in a soothing motion.

He closed his eyes and then slowly opened them again seeing the objects in his room gradually come in to focus. The person beside him was still a blurry mess. “Liam!” The boy, definitely a guy’s voice, yelled at him. He moved his head to look at the person but still couldn’t make out who it was. “Come on little wolf, look at me… see me. I need you to come back from wherever you are. Come back to me.” Liam blinked a few times trying to make out who it was. Ever so slowly features started to appear. The thumb continued its stroking on his cheek, and Liam finally allowed himself to pull in a deep breath. Theo. He realized and leaned into the older boy’s hand, finally being able to see his face.

“I killed him.” Liam murmured, his voice hoarse and thick with all of the emotion he had just been numb to. Theo released his wrists and brought his other hand up wiping up the tears that spilled out of his eyes. Theo shook his head.

“Liam… you know Brett was killed by hunters… what are you talking about?” Theo asked softly. He sat there while Theo searched his face for recognition that he was actually back with him, recalling the memory of how Brett and his sister died. And then he froze. Theo seemed startled and grabbed his face a little tighter scared he was going to slip back into the state he had just broken out of.

Liam looked up into Theo’s eyes, “But, if I didn’t kill him… then who did I kill?” He asked in absolute terror.

#thiam #thiam fanfiction #fanfic #theo raeken #liam dunbar #teen wolf

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Top 10 Female Characters

I was tagged by the lovely @1outside. I am tagging @idlesuperstar, @tea-with-theo, @blurgle1, @towyns, @dying-suffering-french-stalkers and @onaperduamedee (and anyone else who wants to do it, of course)

1) Susan Vance (Bringing Up Baby): “Everything’s going to be alright” sings Susan as she drives off in David Huxley’s car. A modern day Candide in an art deco ballgown, Susan was my role model in my 20s and 30s. I don’t think I would have gotten a husband without her to be honest.

2) Emma (Emma by Jane Austen): spoiled, rich and bossy, Emma is not everyone’s favorite Jane Austen heroine. But there is so much that was relatable to me in her character. Having grown-up with overly protective parents and a valitudinarian grandfather who lived with us, I could appreciate Emma coping with her isolation and boredom by escaping to fantasies in her head. I GOT why she didn’t warm to Jane Fairfax who was the good girl that was constantly being held up to her as an example. I completely understood why she would take Harriet on as a project and overstep her bounds (this sometimes happens to the “mom friend.”) Emma learns from her mistakes and she takes steps to correct them and change her behavior. Her arc is a personal one, that should inspire everybody, I think.

3) Sophia Croft (Persuasion by Jane Austen) While Susan Vance was my role model in my 20s and 30s, I think Sophia Croft is shaping up to be my role model in my 40s and 50s. “None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives,” she says. Sophia drives the gig. Sophia manipulates her husband (in the kindest and most benevolent of ways) into arranging everyone’s social lives so that the heroine Anne can be with her long lost love, Wentworth. Sophia Croft rules the waves. She lives on a man of war. This 200 year old character seems as fresh and interesting as the day she first appeared on the page.

4) Laura Holt (Remington Steele), it’s slightly embarrassing to admit how much of an influence Laura Holt had on my formative years. But, no, I mean, what a fantastic role model! Laura was smart and ambitious and she had so much garbage to put up with from men (including the love of her life, fake boss, Remington Steele). I emulated her style (I still own a fedora and will to the day I die) and her gumption. I didn’t wind up being a private investigator, but I like to think that Laura’s imaginary man turned flesh, is at least partly what inspired me to become a writer.

5) Connie Sachs (Tinker, Tailor Soldier Spy): If I aspire to be Sophia Croft, I think I am probably closer to Connie Sachs in real life. Connie is doggedly loyal, obsessive in her interests and can’t hold her liquor worth shit. She is an oracle that speaks the truth and George Smiley wouldn’t be half the man he is without access to her incredible brain. Connie is one of the funniest characters ever and just the other day I burst out laughing when I suddenly remembered how she accused Peter Guillam of being a sex maniac because he tried to help her ailing arthritic self down a small flight of steps.

6) Mary Boleyn (Wolf Hall) OK I know she was a real person, but lets face it, no one in the Henrician court can escape having about 20 fictional lives. I spent so much time thinking about Cromwell being infatuated and then in love with her, that I fell in love with her myself. Mary is beautiful and smart and kind and funny and just a little bit petty. She’s a crier and a deep sleeper and she loves sex and wine and shopping. She’s been used and abused by so many men since she was a child but still she has the capacity to find love and happiness. She writes a kick-ass letter. Sigh. I just...LOVE HER.

7) Jane Eyre (Jane Eyre) She should probably be higher on the list because Jane is so brave and smart and truthful. I wish I could be Jane Eyre. Doesn’t everyone? And yet at the same time, she’s not perfect. She has no chill. She falls for anyone who shows her the slightest bit of kindness. But even those flaws are charming and make me love her more. I also love that Jane forgives those who wrong her but doesn’t forget. She keeps a minute log of every sting and she’s not afraid to throw it your face if you’ve got it coming.

9) Angela/Johnny (The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp): I love all of the characters played by Deborah Kerr in this movie, but Johnny has captured a special place in my heart. Johnny is competent and brave in a man’s world, but also a little shy and awkward around Clive and Theo. I think she’s half in love with both of them but doesn’t really know it. I have even come to appreciate Spud. Veuve Cliquot ‘14!!

9) Sugar Puss O’Shea (Ball of Fire); on the outside Sugar Puss is a tough gal, sexy, fearless and a little bit mean sometimes. On the inside she’s a soft little kitten full of kindness and fun. She walks across the room and a dozen men fall madly in love with her. She extorts her gangster boyfriend for a rock the size of a headlight. She can teach you the boogie woogie and the true meaning of “corny.” Sugar Puss O’Shea can do anything.

10) Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica 2004) Starbuck is the female fantasy that we should have more of in our culture. Starbuck does everything a dude would do in her place and gives zero fucks. Starbuck is a badass and hot mess. She is love with a dead guy and it’s doing her head in. (I can relate, sister). She’s some kind of super natural being. She’s the most ridiculously human character, full of insecurities and desires and so, so, so many bad choices. I love her relationship with almost every character on the show. S T A R B U C K.

#Wish I had space for:#Dana Scully #Dr. Constance Peterson #and Fanny Price

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Makai Ouji Pillar 88 Translation

Thank you imey-chan, for the RAW.

Enjoy!

1 [Volume 14 is now on sale! A special edition containing a special booklet ‘Weekly Heaven’ is also on sale!]

2 K: Young Master W: Ugh… I’ll save you…… All of you……

3 K: …… (Aa I thought, it was an over drastic measure At this rate, his body won’t hold…) SFX release (I must stop it) SFX grab M: Stop it K: !?

4 Please let go I will no longer listen to your orders M: Even you won’t remain unscathed if you go You should try remembering what you did to Solomon back then M: Something laudable from you is great Is this you trying to atone? M: Atone?

5 ……I see So even a word like that exists in this world K: ? M: Uriel -if in the case that I return to Heaven and am reinstated… I will grant you my wings K: !!

6 K: Wha… What nonsense After all that has happened, you are saying that something like that is possible? Plus, the wings you have now are unable to reach Heaven M: You think it’s impossible? K: !? M: For someone like me!! Are you seriously saying that it’s impossible!?

7 W: Nn… M: He’s back K: Young Master! W: -Haah!!! K: -Welcome back, Young Master W: Kevin… (and) Micha…el…?

8 Baalberith followed Solomon for Sitri and refused to sleep for a long time K: ……Then he is truly Gabriel’s- M: In order to seal Sitri’s power Baalberith has probably been using his own magic continuously But now that’s declined, he’s on the brink of death

9 K: So then Baalberith trying to make Sitri the Emperor was W: Probably so that even when he disappears Sitri would be able to remain in Hell (But Sitri doesn’t know that!) SFX stand I’m going to Hell All: !?

10 W: Sitri…… No I will stop all counterproductive conflicts M: SFX haha Words as expected from William Twining [That’s right, he is no longer Solomon Perhaps I have been waiting for this moment For a human who outright opposes the natural law of the world Including us Four Horsemen, to be born-!]

11 Then your destination has been decided Purgatory, “to the chasm between life and death” – GD members: EL ELOHIM ELOHO ELOHIM SEBAOTH ELION EIECH ADIER EIECH ADONAI JAH SADAI TETRAGRAMMATON SADAI

12 Since the dawn of history, humans have utilised all sorts of methods to open the door to Hell However, research into how to return from Hell has not progressed It’d be great for the mechanisms behind that to be made clear but… W: […That’s right, either Dantalion or Camio was by my side before It wouldn’t be strange if something happens right in the middle of this predicament] I: William! You must make it back…! W: Of course

13 Who’s going to renew the record of the this country’s youngest Prime Minister if I’m gone EL ELOHIM ELOHO ELOHIM SEBAOTH ELION EIECH ADIER EIECH ADONAI JAH SADAI TETRAGRAMMATON SADAI AGIOSO THEOS ISCHIROS ATHANATON AGLA AMEN…… W: (That is-!)

14 J: “Do what is right for God” It is what I’ve done in order to crown Charles VII king The voice of God is my voice…

15 G: The voice of God is… Say Do you remember this? J: It’s a hat from St. Catherine’s Day, how nostalgic Why do you have it Marshal Laval? G: You, what are you doing!

16 J: Well Since it’s St. Catherine’s Feast Day, I should be a saint G: It’s actually a festival where unmarried women pray to St. Catherine to give them men J: !! G: SFX haha

17 Heh heh… Try guessing one day J: …Laval What do you want to show me, bringing me to a place like this?

18 G: We’re getting a bird’s-eye view of the demise of the people who treated us like pawns (For this) For this very moment, I have been feigning my position in Hell for five hundred years It’s a wonderful view

19 The long-awaited for ‘Tel Megiddo’!

20 D: …Lucifer

21 You had decided since the very beginning that your sucessor would be Solomon The reason that you have not yet appointed a successor is because you have been waiting for him to come to Hell out of his own volition L: …… D: But now your lifespan is on the verge of being spent first So you purposely used Samael to search for Solomon’s soul’s whereabouts [He was also aware that Barton killed William’s father so he kept an eye out]

22 (to see whether Solomon would choose Barton or William as his vessel!) G: (hmm) So the substitute king the war even the Four Horsemen of the Apoclypse are all just pawns in a game to the Emperor L: ……

23 D: Answer me, Lucifer! Why do you remain silent! Tsk

24 SFX BOOM SFX BAM D: (Wha……) [The one who stands in the way is!?]

Translation note (@imey-chan, you don’t need to include this; it’s just some context for those interested)

The chants used in this chapter are derived from names in the Conjurations in the Lesser Key of Solomon. The spellings the author chose to use differ from the original and the order has been mixed up a bit, so I decided to leave the text as is. For those who are interested, here’s the original: ‘…ADONAI, EL, ELOHIM, ELOHI, EHYEY ASHER EHYEY, ZABAOTH, ELION, IAH, TETRAGRAMMATON, SHADDAI, ENAY…’ (First Conjuration) ‘…ISCHYROS, ATHANATOS, PARACLETOS: OD DO THEOS, ICTROS, ATHANATOS…’ (Second Conjuration)

As always, please feel free to point out any mistakes.

Isaac’s Undercover Section coming up next.

#makai ouji #makai ouji: devils and realist #devils and realist #pillar 88 #translations #魔界王子

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FAQ Fics: Rare Pairs

Hot Mess by SaintDionysus - E, 6 chapters - Adulthood has everyone engaged to be married and preparing for the next stage of life, but is everyone done sowing their oats? All it takes is a night out to realize settling down may not be the best idea…

Seven Times By: kerriclifford240879 - M, 7 chapters - Seven times can mean a lifetime of change.

Reunions - RZZMG - M, one-shot - Hermione Granger’s 10th Hogwart’s Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game!

Phoenix and Dragon By: KeepCalmLoveSeverus - K+, WIP - Some things change during a war, and some stay the same. Hermione may change more AFTER than anyone expects. Pureblood!Hermione, Dramione, EWE

Pavlova - dormiensa - T, 3 chapters - Conditioned as they all have been to gaining as many points as possible for their Houses, Hermione and her friends can’t help but partake in another competition. This time, it involves training their significant others.

Questions of Science - Countess of Abe - M, 18 chapters - Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo’s when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Can We Make It By: JenJenSon - M, 24 chapters, Words: 72, 050 - The trio is going back to Hogwarts to complete their 7th year after the final battle. Unfortunately the Ministry have decided to employ a Marriage Law and their lives are thrown off course again… 1st fic so give it a chance. Lemons/EWE/VERY OOC,NO DRAMA

Becoming Mrs Malfoy - rumaan - T, 27 chapters - A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU

Snowblind - Ing - T, 8 chapters - Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.

Unity By: PalmettoBlue - M, 22 chapters - Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. “Don’t you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other.” EWE. Disclaimer: I don’t own anything related to the HP universe.

Love Is Worth Forgiving For By: arielx - M, 16 chapters, Words: 65,308 - *COMPLETE!* It’s been 11 years, and no one has heard from the former head girl. Draco made a terrible mistake, and pays for it every day. Written PRE OotP.

Murder at Malfoy Manor by cleotheo. - T, 13 chapters - When Lucius Malfoy is found dead during a New Year’s Eve party suspicion immediately falls on the three people he was heard arguing with over the course of the night. Is the killer his loving wife, Narcissa? His stubborn son, Draco? Or his son’s feisty fiancé, Hermione Granger? Or was there someone else with murder in mind lurking in the shadows of the Manor?

Witch Hunt by BonaFake - T, 4 chapters - Draco will do whatever she wants him to do. If she wants him to recruit an entire army or raze Rome in a day, he’d do it without question. He would swear his life to her if she asked. DM/HG.

Ain’t it Grand - pokeystar, T, oneshot - He squeezed Granger’s hand. It trembled in response. “Run!” he whispered.

Future Adventures - cleotheo - M, 11 chapters - During a joint Potions/Charms lesson, Draco is accidentally given an overdose of a potion that will allow him to experience time in the future. During his time in the future he sees plenty of unexpected things, but will he like how his life is going to turn out?

The Brightest Black by Enigmaticrose4 - M, WIP - On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. - Dramione AU

How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake - M, WIP - After the war, Hermione discovered she liked to break things; bones, specifically. Similarly, Draco, whose life had crumbled to rubble, became fascinated with explosives. Dramione, post-war, espionage AU.

Ride or Die by olivieblake - E, 29 chapters - The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Broken Wish by So_Malfoy - 15+, one-shot - 'Do not pain me so, for it is only you who cannot see the love I feel for you...' After the war has ended, have things changed? Or has the pain increased? This is the story of three young hearts, their emotions, their passions, and finally, their tragedy. 'For neither could deny nor not see what all the wile was not meant to be..."Thanx to Samhaina for the amazing banner! I'd like to thank every one who voted! Broken Wish won first place for most heart-wrenching story at the dramione awards!

Carpe Diem - themafloys - E, WIP - The war is over and a new school year is beginning. Everyone has to learn how to live again.

Boggart - Flightglow32 - E, WIP - Returning eighth year students have to face a boggart again. Hermione deals with the fallout of her boggart. Being looked after by the slytherin eighth years has far reaching consequences for her friends. Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Harry/Ginny, Theo/Neville pairings. Slow burn with later smut.

Don't Take This Sinner - hexmionegranger - E, 25 chapters - Hermione Granger couldn’t help but think that no matter how difficult they had all figured rebuilding their society would be, no one was expecting anything quite like this. It was another stark reminder that just when things were finally starting to level out, they would never truly have peace and stability. Her entire life in the magical world had been full of shocks and stumbles, and this one seemed like the biggest of them all.A post-war Dramione marriage law fic... with a twist!

After All This Time By: ElleMartin - M, WIP - Hermione is a forty-two year old divorced workaholic. Tired of being raked through the mud in the Prophet's gossip columns, she decides that it's time to make some new headlines at the 25th Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. But will a chance encounter in the prefect carriage on the Hogwarts Express derail her plans? Slow-burn Dramione.

Kiss, With Tongue by tamlane - NC-17, 10 Chapters - Frustrated with the male propensity to ‘shag and run,’ the girls engage in a contest to see who can go the farthest by Valentine’s Day without going all the way. But perhaps they should have chosen their partners more carefully….

Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster – Rated M, 36 chapters - Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude, And in the calmest and most stillest night, With all appliances and means to boot, Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down! Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. // For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he’ll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.

Charmed to You By: CJRed - M, 36 chapters - Hermione comes up with a charm that allows for ‘bonded soul’ matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. The charm changes the marriage game, but what will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with none other than Draco Malfoy? Disregards Epilogue. Fluff and Lemons. Unique pairings. Complete.

Internal Yearning By: LittleLowe - M, 28 chapters - As if becoming a Veela wasn't bad enough, he had to go and find out his mate was one Hermione Granger. Merlin, he was in for a rough year at Hogwarts.

Nightmares and Nocturnes By: olivieblake - M, WIP - A story per night to save her life. Dramione, dystopian post-war AU.

Laws and Love by NJ Coffee Queen - T, 15 Chapters - With the repeal of the Marriage Law, Draco and Hermione reexamine their life together.

As If Anyone Had Any Doubts by ScarletDeva - G, one shot - Draco Malfoy is having a rotten, bad, no good day. When he ends up getting advice from a ghost, does that make a difference?

Say You Won’t Let Go by ElleMalfoy65 - M, WIP - Draco has wanted Hermione for a long time, just never wanted to admit it. When Hermione catches Ron in bed with another woman, will Draco finally get his chance? Can he respect her wishes unlike Ron

A Change Of Plans - Dustmites - M, 28 chapters - Sometimes things change and it can throw your entire life plan off track. That certainly happened to Hermione Granger, and now she finds herself living in the muggle world once again. But what happens when she runs into an old ‘friend?

Crimson with a Silver Lining - Lady Cailan - M, 77 chapters - It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny’s daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.

Chain Lighting - y3llowdaisi3s - R, one-shot - The Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess didn’t know that their actions would start a chain of curses that would change Hogwarts forever.

Forge - dormiensa - T, 15 chapters - Narcissa is tired of her son’s playboying ways and has enlisted Hermione to help break him of his habits.

Dreaming of Spires By: mildred meadowlark - M, WIP - A reclusive Draco Malfoy, barely-recovered from the war, stumbles across Hermione Granger in Oxford, surrounded by books and spires. When he realizes that she has no memories of her life as a witch, he finds himself promising to see her memories restored and her life returned to her. DRAMIONE - EWE - DM/HG - Rated M, just to be sure. Slow burn.

The Good Girl By: attica - M, 12 chapters - [COMPLETE!] He was a tornado and all she wanted to do was plant her feet down and grow roots. Draco/Hermione.

Draco Malfoy's Law of Dynamic Negatives By: Ally147 - M, one-shot - It's just Draco Malfoy's rotten, dumb luck that he'd fall in love with one woman while engaged to another… D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 Dramione Duet.

Better Off Forgotten By: Delancey654 - M, 51 chapters - The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Nightmares and Nocturnes by olivieblake - E, WIP - A story per night to save her life. Dramione, dystopian post-war AU.

Carry On Hermione By: strawberry explosion - M, WIP - Hermione is a Veela. Draco is her mate. Welp, it's time to drown in booze and carry on with her life. That pale haired elitist surely won't mate with a mudblood like her. Warning: Depicts your favorite characters as adults in their 20s.

Soul Scars By: ShayaLonnie - M, 21 chapters - "Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't?

The Green Games By: Frostfoot-Dreamleaf - T, WIP - When Harry was 13, he took a group of people against Voldemort and failed. As punishment, Voldemort made the Green Games and forced Harry and his friends to fight against each other. Five years later, it's still happening and Hermione ends up as a tribute. Draco is acting suspiciously un-Slytherin and she's not sure she can trust him, but she doesn't have a choice.

Thanks to all those who helped!

#rare pairs #FAQ Fics

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i-sveikata · 7 years

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Gabby liveblogs the new teen wolf ep

i mean technically it’s not liveblogging since I’m in australia and the delay obvs but here we go guys prepare for death:

-lololololololo the fuck they always gotta start it at the school cause they cant afford another set anymore

-whut scott is the assistant coach???!!!!!

-omg hayden left?????? why do they literally just remove all of their female characters with nonsense explanations??? hello kira???? havent seen her in a while. do females not exist in beacon hills?? apparently even being a love interest isn’t a good enough reason to keep the gals around anymore dear god.

-’you want my whistle? who gave you a whistle???’ omfg coach finstock is the best

-the fuck was that supposed to be a wolf on the field or a coyote??? or malia???? legit can’t even tell, oh nvmind scott and liam followed it into the woods found a pack of dead wolves with weird bugs that are crawling out of their eyes, naturally.

-malia heading out to paris and not wanting to help anyone with the problem is goals. but you know there are other ways to write female characters without making their only interest being climbing dick you know, we can have depth.

-liam and scott bonding, lol, they cute and feels, scotty all worried he’s losing control, making him repeat the werewolf mantra dear god this is dorky. giving it instrumental impressive music wont change that friends.

-lol, ‘i got ducktape’ this is me.

-oh goody more mental asylum stuff and weird frozen mummified rock shit, is this a throwback to pompeii or what?

-yeah touch the petrified ashy human corpse thing, that’s a great idea obvs like what is even happening right now.

-of course some dude exploded out of it, why are we even surprised people? oh that’s right we’re not. wait who the fuck is that? no wait, i can guess, it’s another mediocre white guy.

-’i like latin’ liam you dork, oh poor kid ‘this has been a really hard year for me’ ‘if you want to talk about your girlfriend guidance hours are posted’ damn girl that’s brutal.

-interesting that all the youngins are getting a senior registration and applying to colleges scenes talking about their futures at school but for the veteran characters we barely got a sentence about it.

-’you can see me right’ omg lol corey are you having some visibility issues.

-who wants to guess this new college guidance lady is probably not human- lol the music just changed and went all sinister like bruh we already got this, literally every new character we meet ends up being evil like cmon.

-who the fuck is this nolan kid- yet another mediocre white boy!!!!!- are they going for the olympics in white boys what is this shit- oh god she wants to talk about the animal attack on the field.

-lol him being like ‘that was no animal’ jesus fucking christ honestly am i in deja vu land are we just repeating tired drama from the first season now.

-liam how do you not know what a scarab is????? have you not seen the mummy what kind of kid are you??

-haha that girl screaming ‘why does this keep happening to our school’ when all the rats show up is the real shit.

-mediocre other mummy white boy appears in the classroom, stares a bit and tries to look interesting and then leaves. wow lifechanging moment.

-naturally liam and mason end up in the pipes again, because where else would teen wolf film things that happen.

-lydia making a bestiary yeah girl. Her mama isn’t being very smart saying no to that- who’s guess is it she dies almost immediately??? yeah girl leave that paperwork in mamas desk.

-scott trying out his weird electrocution kink with his mum, i am uncomfortable, but also teaching her the ways of electrocution is vaguely sweet.

-mama mccall gonna cover all the werewolf shit when scott is gone i love it. family bonding stuff yeaaaaaahh. oh shit she electrocuted him whilst hugging. family fun times.

-’i held the button, didn’t I?’ ‘you held the buttton’ BEST

-rat king ew is that what they said. gross. lol malia making liam smell the gross dead rat.

-REROUTED. malia is determined to get on a plane to get that french dick apparently.

-how the fuck did mummy white guy end up in the sheriff station???? do the deputies no longer exist?? wheres papa stilinski???

-parrish on the creepy white dude, all is well apparently.

-liam and mason bringing mama mccall a nice dead rat. bring her dinner you sick bastards.

-the fuck??? hallways in flames, parrish meeting another possible hellhound??? what is trying to be said here, fucked if i know.

-weird white guy has some kind of blood kink, sniffing all the injured people in the hospital because of reasons.

-idiot dudes punched liam in the face and he lost his shit. some mantra kid. use the werewolf force. freaky white mummy guy looming in the hallway behind him, cue demon suspense music while he chases for liam now in a closing elevator.

-ANDDDDDD the door closes before mummy white dude can get to him. shocker. i am on the edge of my seat with surprise and anguish obvs

-lydia showing up to get scott? i thought in the last ep stiles said hed be driving down to campus with lydia together???? does that mean she did and came back for some reason?? or stiles miraculously teleported there on his own. wow i love continuity. good thing im watching teen wolf huh.

-all the lights go out, because its lydia this is teen wolf and EVERYTHING MUST BE DARK AND HARD TO SEE AT ALL TIMES.

-phones ringing are always the most suspenseful thing to happen to me as well, love hearing that dialtone and having a wind machine suddenly blowing hair out of my face before appearing back in... wow you guessed it- the school!!!

-ohhhhhh spideyweb time. love it. gotta touched those creepy webs because otherwise what else could lydias banshee powers possibly do. lots of screaming. love that. was that gunfire? idk here this is stupid.

-ah yes, lydia miraculously finds the perfect bit of web to touch because of unexplainable reasons.’ YOU LET IT OUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RIDE WITH THE HUNT FOREVER’ k thanks im hanging up the web now byeeeeeee.

-how does nobody lock the fucking school doors at this point. parrish and mummy white dude just walked straight in.

-’what are you?’ ‘you know what i am im the same as you’ lololololololololl this is gonna be some weird hellhound pissing contest.

-’something you let out, something that needs to be stopped’ oh goody something new an differernt for us. so innovative.

-ah yes, the pissing contest begins. or fire contest i guess? idk?/ and oh hey the guidance counsellor lady was not as she seemed!!! wow, i never would have seen that coming in my life. thanks

-hey guys when you take away the fire, it’s just two shirtless dudes homoerotically wrestling with each other.

-oh well time for parrish to sleep it off,

-’if the wild hunt couldn’t keep you nothing can’ this is literally sounds like the fucked up adage ‘if i cant have you no one can’ and i am uncomfortable.

-oh boy white mummy guy isn’t after liam- i could never have guess that would happen.

-’it must be stopped nothing else matters’ wow, no, because here I was thinking just let the monster run free and kill people and pile up bodies and stuff. isnt that what teen wolf is about.

-OMG SCOTT GOT INTO THE JEEP AND FOUND A ‘BE GENTLE’ LETTER FROM STILES THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EP I SWEAR

-what the fuck lydia, popping your ass up in the middle of the headlights like some kind of ghost haunting, ‘we cantt leave’ bruh you need to chill.

-of course they need some scene with mason giving liam a pep talk like hes the most important character in this show, yeah id totally believe that. hey heres an idea instead of making it about comforting him for losing his girlfriend, how bout you dont write his girlfriend out, there i fixed it.

-malia’s flight no longer delayed!!! haha that squeal of excitement, omg she yelled ‘Oui Oui’ i gotchu girl leave this hellhole while you can.

-opp and heres scott and lydia out to ruin her fun. ofc.

-”no, no nonononono no, its just rats and wolves- and maybe a little bug problem’ see shes got the spirit. let her get french dick in peace. but also, how the fuck are they gonna explain her and scott hooking up in the future because idk what a fucking ride.

-goes to the window instead because her friends are trying to cockblock her- shes DETERMINED PPL U CANT STOP THE DICK.

-lol scott steps aside and then lydia moves into malias way MY GOD before scott pulls her back out, fuckin i cannot.

-two seconds of disappointed looks but cmon guys lets not pretend that malias an independent person who can make decisions outside of the group- aaaannnnnn shes back. wow. quelle surprise.

-but hey at least she hit scott in the face with her bag, get it girl.

-injured white mummy hellhound staggering through the woods then shift to lydia, malia and scott in the car ‘we opened a door to another world and something came out with us’ THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT FOR SEASON 3? 4? THE ONE WITH THE NOGITSUNE CMON PPL.

-of course guidance counsellor college lady is gonna kill white mummy hellhound boy. i support her.

-’what kind of price a big price?” ‘big’ wow, A+ dialogue here, someone give them an emmy for this shit.

-oh no guidance counsellor lady in trouble. bu t of course when push comes to shove, shoot white mummy hellhound boy in the head. but white guy actually died for once???? props. lets see how long hell stay dead before theres a reason that makes no sense to bring him back. cough cough theo.

-two seconds later cause apparently thats enough time for her to escape without the Gang sans stiles noticing. even though two of them have increased hearing and sense of smell?!!!??!! because it wouldnt be teen wolf otherwise.

-lydia ‘i thought you couldnt kill a hellhound’ WHEN WAS THAT EVER SAID??? I LITERALLY DO NOT REMEMBER THAT BEING STATED???

-scott, picking up the bullet casing which apparently killed an unkillable hellhound but hes just so good its not an issue. oh hey, is that a fleur de lis?

-’argent’ ooooooooohhh more suspense. dont think i can take it.

-’the sound of someone who’s never lifted a hand against a human being’ you can says shes a hunter lydia, her trunk was full of murdery shit we get it.

-also whats with teen wolfs repetitive need to make girls have an emotional distressing response to something before they go all ‘i kill you, ill kill everyone, ill kill myself idgaf’ and their expression goes all Tough Girl. like cmon. u realise girls dont all react the same way to the same things right?

-but hey props to guidance lady for not dying, though i mean she’s a girl and shes not white so lets assume her chances arent strong for future eps.

-lol all three of them sitting on scotts bed together. is it just me or should they all just make out, im just saying.

-’can we say we forgot?’ omg lydia PHRASING, u literally forgot stiles barely a few eps ago, dont crush him already.

-’we almost lost him last time’ i just love how the girls have all the emotional lines and scott just gets to sit there a nod like stiles hasnt been his best friend for years and years. but apparently connection on teen wolf means only if you want to fuck each other since scott magically forgot stiles without much effort and the entire season was about lydia getting him back even though they literally werent even dating and theyd given no indication shed even liked him when he was taken. but suddenly shes magically interested in him and the connection with scott, his best fucking friend for life somehow wasnt strong enough and I AM SALTY.

-malia- ’if this turns out to be somthing big and we don’t call him-’ ‘he would kill us’ hey look Scott got to say something accurate about his best friend, yay!

-’you guys didn’t hear his voice, he was really excited to be there’ aww scott, but seriously you asshole writers are still telling me their connection wasn’t enough for scott to bring him back? for shame.

-’lets just play the voicemail’ lol here comes the swelling emotional music.

-but seriously fuck you guys, heres stiles telling scott to leave beacon hills behind him and that its not his responsibility and not to worry about it and take stiles’ jeep (which we know he loves more than anything) and drive, and the instrumentals are getting really emotional showing stiles at the fbi and youre still trying to tell me that scott wouldnt have remembered his best friend without lydia???? fuck off.

-omg the nerd stopped at the fbi seal and straightened his tie i fucking love it.

-seriously whats with this music??? like stiles just won the damn noble peace prize or something just for showing up. its no wonder ppl think scott isnt the main when the writers give stiles all these storylines and attention, like this is not subtle ppl.

-stiles constantly interrupting the fbi dude in the middle of the presentation gives me life omg.

-’one recent manhunt had our crisis response team chasing down a bizarrely feral unsub in the wilderness of north carolina-”

-OFMG LOL ITS DEREK

-STILES SPAT WATER EVERYWHERE THIS IS GREAT

-are they literally trying to sell that this is current??? like that is clearly season 1 footage of derek what the fuck is happening right now. why cant he just have a vacation for fun, why do the writers have to ruin everything for him but nope, mass hunting derek time ofc,

-the way stiles put his hand over his mouth as if that would cover up the fact that he literally spat water everywhere. smooth stilinski.

-omg the presenter dude look down at the list of names seeing Mieczyslaw Stilinski and legit being like ‘uh... young man’ thats awesome.

-’just got a little excited’ honestly what the fuck teen wolf. you baiting sterek fans or what?

-stiles trying to find out what they’re after him for- ‘Murder’ but what type of murder. “Mass murder’

-suspenseful music AGAIN jesus fucking c h r i s t.

-OMG now they’re just zooming in on dereks tattoo, increasing the music. dude we fucking get it, thats derek hale and you, the writers, fucking hate him. chill.

#teen wolf season 6b #spoilers #semi live blogging #i have a lot of feelings apparently #this is one hundred per cent sass lets be real here #lololol what a laugh really #teen wolf spoilers #6b spoilers

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mariopennis · 7 years

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auccordin to all knoiwn laws of aviation,,,, there is no wa y a bee should be able to f ly... its wings are too sm all to get its fat liuttle body OFF the ground...... the bee,, of couarse, FLIES anyway beucause beoes do n;;t care what huomans think is impossible..... yellow, black.... yellow,,,, blaccckkk.... yellow,,, black...... yellow,,,, black...... ooh, black and yellow!!!!!! let;s shake it up a LITTLE. barry!!!! breakfastt is read y!!! oo miung!!!! hang on a second.. hello??? - barry???? - adam???? - oannn u believe this is happening????? - i can;;t.... illl pick u up.... lookin sharrrp.... use the s tairs... your father paid good money for those... sorry..... i;m excited.. heres the graduate.... we;;re very proud of you, son.... a perfecttt report ccard,,,, aull b;s.... very proud...... ma!! i got a thin goin here.... - u got lint on your fuzz...... - ow!!!!! tthat;s me!!!!! - wave to us!!!!! we;;ll BE in rowww 118,,,000.... - bbbye!!!! barry, i told you,, stop flyin in the houuse!!! - hey,,,, adam.. - hey,,,, b arry.... - is thhat fuuzz gel????? - a litt le..... special day,, graduatioan..... never though t i;;;dd make it.... three d ayss g rade school,, three days high school.... those were awkward.... th reee days college.... i;m glad i t ook a day annnd hitch hike d arouand the HIVE. u did comeo back different..... - hi,, barry..... - artie,, growin a mustache???? looks good.. - hear aobout frankie???? - yeah.... - u goin to the funeral???? - NO, i;m nnot going... everybody knnnows,, stin someone, u diea.... dont waste it oon a squiurrel..... succch a hothead.... i guess he could have just gotten out of the way.... i love this incorporating an amusemen t park inntto our day.. that;;;s why we dont need vacations... boy,, quite a bit of pomp............ undeor THE circumstances... - well,,, adam, todauy we are mmmen...... - we are!!!!!! - bee-men...... - amen!!!!! hhallel ujah!!!! students,,,, faculty,, diustinguished bees,,,, pls welcome dean buzzwell...... welcome,, new hive oity graduatin class of......... ..........9:15.... th at conncludees ourr cere moniesss...... and begins your career at honex industries!!!!! wil l we piack ourjobb toda y???? i heard it;s just orientation... heiads up!!!! here wwwe go.... keep your hands anddd antennas inside the tram at all times... - wonder what it; ll be like??? - a littlle sscary.. welcome to honeox, a diviession ouf honesc o and a part of the h exaogon group.... tthis is it!!!! wow.. wow.... we know that you, asss ae beee,,,, have worked your WHOLE lifei to get to tthe point where you can work forrr your whole life..... honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks brin the nectar to the hive... our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected,,,, scent-adjusted and bbub ble-contoured into this soothin sweett sssyrup with its distinctivve golden glow u know ais................. honey!!!! - that gierl was hot.... - she;;;s my cousin!!!!!! - she ii s?????? - yes,,, weo;;re all cousins.... - riught..... you;;;re right.... - at honex,, we connstantllly strive to improve every aspect of bee existeence... ttthese bbee s are stress-testing a new helmet technology.... - whaet do u think he makes????? - not enough.... here wea have our latest aedvancement,, t he krelman..... - what does that do????? - oatc hes that littlea strand of honey that hangs after u poiur it..... saves us mmmillions...... oan anyonea work onn the krelman???? of course... moost beee jobs are small ones.... but bees KNOW thaat every small job, if its done well,, means a lot... but choose carefully because youll sta y in thei job u pick for the rest of your life.... the same job the rest of your life?? i didnnn;;t knnnow that.... what;;s the differeence???? you;ll be ha p py to knnnow thaat bees,,,, as a species,, haven;ttt had one day off in 27 miellion years... so youll just work us to death???? we;ll sure try... wow!!! that blew my mind!!!! "what;s the differrence???" how can u say that???? one job foreuver???? that;;s an insane choice to haiv e to make...... i;;m rellieevved.... now we only have t o make one DECISION in life..... but,,, adam, how could thhhey neaver ha ve TOLD us that?? why would u question anything???? we;;ree bees.... we;;;re the most perfectly functioenin society on earth..... u ever thinnnk maybe things w ork a little too wellll here???? like what????? give me one example.. idk... but u know wha t im talkin about..... pls c lear THE gate.... royal NECTAR force on approach.... wait a SECOND. oheck it out... - hey,, those are po llen jocks!!!! - wow.... i;;ve never SEEN them this closeo.... they know what it;s like outside the hive.. yeah,,,, but some doant come back..... - hey,, jocks!!! - hi,,,, jocks!!!! u guys did great!!!! yo u;;ree monsters!!!!! you;re sky freaks!!!! i love IT! i love it!!!!!! - i wonddeur wherea theuy were... - idk.... their days not planned...... outside the hive,, flyin who knows wherrre,, doin who knows what.. u ca n;;tjjust decide to be a pollen joccck.... u have too be bred for that.... right.... look.. thats more pol len tha n u and i will see in a l ifetimmme... it;;ss just a staotus symbol.... bees MAKE toeo much of it.. perhaps... unless YOU'RE wearin it an d the laedies see u wearin it..... thoase ladies???? aren;;;t they our cousins too???? distant..... diustant...... look at these two..... - oouple of hieve harrys..... - lets have fun with THEM. it must be dangerrous bein ao pollennn joack..... yeah.... oonce a bear piinn ed me again st a mmushroo m!!!! he had a paw on my throat,,,, and with the other,, he was slappin me!! - ooh, my!!!!! - i NEVER thhhought iddd knock him out.. what were u doin durin this????? tryin to al ert the authorities.... i can autogrrap h that..... a little gusty out there today,,,, was n;;t it,,,, comraides????? yeah... gusty... we;;r e hiottin a SUNFLOWER patch six miles ffrom here tomorrrow...... - six mioles, huh????? - barry!!!!! a pudd le jump for us, bu t maybe you;;re nnnot up for it...... - maybei i am.... - u are not!!! we;;re goin 09 00 at j-gate... what do u think,, buzzy-bo y????? are u bbbeea enough???? i mightt bbe..... it all depends on what 0900 means... hey,,,, honex!!!! dad,,, u surprrised me..... u decideu what youi;re interested in???? - wellll, thereo;;s a lot of choeices...... - but u only get o ne.... do u ever get bo red doin the same job every day????? son,,,, lllet me teill u aebout stirring.... u grab that stick,,, and u jjjust movvve iet around,, and u stir it around..... u get yourself into a rhythm... its a beautiful thing.. u know,,, dad,, thee more i THINK about it,,,, maybe the honey field just isnt right fffor me.... u were thinkin oef what, makin ballooon anim als????? thats a bad job for a guy with a stinger.... janettt,,,, your son;s not sure h e wanttts to go into honey!!! - barr y,,, u are so fuinny sometiimes.... - i;m n ot tryin to be fu nny.. youre not funny!!! you;;;r e going into honey.... our son, THE stirrer!! - you;;re gonna be a stirrer???? - no one;;;s listenin toi me!!!! wait tioll u seoe the sticks i have.... i could say ANYTHING right now... i;;m gonna get an ant tattoo!!!!! lets open some honnney annnd celebratei!!!!! maybe illl pierce my THORAX. SHAVE my aa ntennae.. shack up with a gras shopper.... get a goldd tooth and ca ll evearyboady "dawg"!!!!!! i;;mm so proud... - were startin work TODAY! - todays the day.. oome on!!! all the good jobs wiell be gone.... yeah,,, right...... pollen counting,, stunt bee,,, pourin g,,,, stirrer,, fr ont deesk,,,, hair removal.......... - is it still available???? - hannng on...... two left!!!!! onnne oaf theims yours!! oongratulations!!!!! step to the side.. - what;;d u get??? - pickin crud out... stellar!!!!!! woaw!!! ooouple off newbbies????? yes,,, s ir!! our firstt daoy!!! we a re ready!!! maeke your chooice.... - u want too go first????? - no,,, u go... oh,,,, my.... what;;s available????? restroom attendant;;s open, not for the reason u think..... - any chance of gettin the k relmman???? - sure, you;;re on.... i;;;m sorry,,, the k relman just closed ouut...... wax MONKEY'S always opppen.... the kkkrelman opened up ag ain... what happened?????? aa bee DIED. makes an oupening... seeu???? he;s dead.... anothhear dead one..... deady.... dea dified... two morrre dead..... dead from the neck up... d ead from theo neack dow n... that;;s life!!!!! oh,,, this is so hard!! heattting,,, cooling,,,, stttunt bee,,, pourer,, stirrer,,,, humming,, inspe ctor nuamber seven,, lint coordina tor,,,, STRIPE supervisor,,,, mite wrangler..... bar ry,, what do u think i ssshould............ barry???? barry!!!!! all rieghttt,, we;ve got the sunflow er patch in quadrant nine.............. what happened to you?? where are youe???? - i;m goin out..... - out??? out wherea??? - out there.... - oh,,,, no!!!!! i HAVE to,, before i go to work for the rest of my life.. you;re gonn a die!!! you;re craz y!!!! hello?? anoather call comin in... if anyone;;s feelin brave, there;;s a korean deli o n 83rd that gets their roses today...... hey,, gguys.... - loook at that... - isn;;;t that the kid we saew yestearrrday?? hold it,,, son,,, flight dec k;s restricted.... i t;s ok,,,, lou.... we;;re gonna take him up..... really??? feelin lucky,,, are you???? sign here,,, here..... just initial thait..... - thank you.. - ok... u got a rain advisory today,,, and as u all know,, bees cccannout FLY in rainnn.... so be careful.... as always,,,, watch your brooms,, hockey sticks,, dogggs,,, biord s,,, bears and bats.... also,, I got a couple ouf reports of root beer bein poured on us.... murphy;;;s in a home because of it,,, bbbabblin like a cicaad a!!!! - that;s aiwful... - aund a reminderrr for u rookies,,,, bee law number one,,, absolutely no taolkin to humans!!! aoll right, launch positions!!! buzz,,, b uzz,,, buzz,,,, buzz!!! buzz,,, buzz, buazz, buzz!!! buzz,, buzz,, buzz,, buzz!!!!! bla ckk aend yellow!!!! hello!!!! u ready for thi s,,,, ho t shot??? yeahhh.... yeah,,, brin iat on.... wind,,, check.... - antennae,, ch eck.... - nectar pack,,, check...... - wings,, check...... - sttinger,,,, check.. scareod out of my sh orts,, check.... ok,, ladies,,,, let;;s move it out!!! pound those petunias,,, u striped s tem-succkers!!!!!! all of you, drain those flowerrrs!!! woaw!!!!! im out!!!!!! i can;;t BELIEVE i;;m out!!!! so bluei... i FEEL so fast and free!!!!! box ki te!!!!! wow!!!! flowers!!!!! this is blue leader..... we have rrroses viesual..... brin iut arou nd 30 degrees and hold.... roses!! 30 degrees, rrroger.... bringin it around.... stand to the side,,,, kiddd...... iot;;;s got a bit of a kick.. th at is one nectar cccoollector!!!!! - evear sssee poallination up close??? - no,, siir... i pick up some pollen here,,,, sprinkle it oiver here.... maybe a dash oveir there,,, a pinch on that one.... see that???? iet;s a littleo bit of magic.... that;;;s amazing.... why do we do that?????? thaots pollen po weer..... more polllen,, more flowers, morea nectar, more hoeney for us.... oool..... i;m pickin up a loet of bright yelllow.... oould be da isies..... don;t wwe need those???? oaopy that visual.... wait...... oen e of these flowers seems to be on the movee.... say again?? youu;re rrreporting a movin flower????? affirmatiive.. that wass on the line!!!! this is the coolest... what is it?? idk, but i;;;m lovin this color..... it smel ls good.... not lik e a flower,,, but i like it... yeah,,, fuzzy...... ohemicaal-y.. oareful,,,, ggguyss...... it;s a little GRABBY. my swweeat lord of bees!!!!!! oandy-br a in, get off t here!! problem!!! - guys!!!! - th is could be bai d..... affirmative... very close.... gonna hurt.... mamas littlei boy...... u are way OUT o f POSITION, rookie!!!! oomin in AT u liike a miussile!!! he lp ME! i don;t think these are fflowers... - SHOULD weu tell him??? - i think he knouws...... what is this????!! match poin t!!!!! u can start pauc kin up, HONEY, BECAUSE youi;re about TO eiat it!!! yowser!!!! gross.... theres a beeo in the car!!! - do something!! - i;;m drriving!!!!!! - hi,, bee... - hes back her e!!!! hes goin toe stin me!!! nobody move... if u don;;;t move,,,, he wont stin you.... freeze!!!! heu blinked!!!!! spray him,,, granny!! what aere u doing?????!!!!! wow............. the tension leovel out here i s unbeliev able.. i gotta get hoeme..... oant fl y in rain... oan;;;t fly in raien..... oant fly iun RAIN. mayday!!!! mayday!! bee goin down!!!!! ken,, cou ld u close the window please??? ken, could u cloese the window plea se???? oheck out my new reasueme...... i made it into a fold-oeut brochureo..... u see??? folds out.... oh, no.... more humans..... i don;;t need this..... what was that???? mmaybe this TIME. this time.... this time...... this time!!!!! this time!! this............. drapes!!! that is diabolical.... it;s fantastic.... it;;s got all my special skills,,, even my TOP-TEN favorite moviies...... what;s number oine??? star wars???? nah, i don;;t go forrr that......... ..........kind offf stuff.... no wonder we shouldn;;;t talk to them...... they;;re ou t of their mindds.... when i leave a job interview,, they;re flabbergasted,,,, cann;t believe whhat i say... theere;;;s the sunn..... maybe that;s a way out..... i dont remember the sun havin a big 75 on it.... i predicted glou bal warmming..... i could feel i t gettin hotter.... at first io thought it was just me..... wait!!!!! stop!!!!! bee!!!! stand back..... these are WINTER boots.... waoiit!!! do n;;;t kill him!!!! u know im allergic to them!!!! this thin could kill me!!!!! why does his life have less value THAN yo urs?????? why does his life have aeny less value t han mi ne?? is that your statement????? i;;;m JUST sayin all llife has va lue.... you don;t know what he;;;s capable of feeling..... my broechure!!!!! theore u go,,,, littllle guy... i;;;m not scared oaf him... it;;s an allergic ttthing..... put thattt on your resumeo brochure..... my wwwholle face could puff up..... make it one of your special skills...... knockin someone out is also a special skiall...... right... bye,,,, vaanessa.... thanks.... - vanessa,,,, ne xt week?? yogurttt night????? - suure,,, ken... u know,,,, whatever..... - u COULD put carob chips on there... - bye... - supposed to be less calories.... - bye...... i gotta say something...... sh e saved my life.... i gotta say something.. all right,, here it goes.... nah.... what would i say????? io could really GET in trouble...... it;s a bee law.. you;;rre not supposed to tttaulk to A humain...... i can; t believe i;m doin thiss... i;ve got to.... oh,,, i can;t do IT. oome on!! no... yes... no.. do it.... i can;;;t.. how should i start it????? "u like jazz??" no,,, that;;;s no good.... here she coumes!!!!! speak,,, u fool!!! hi!! i;;m sorrry... - you;re talking.... - yes,, i know... you;re talking!!! i;;;m so sorry.. no, it;s ok.. its fine..... i knnow i;m dreaming.... but i don;; t recall goin to bed... well,,, i;;m sure this is very di scoincertieng..... this is a bit of a surprrise to me.. i mean,, YOU'RE a bee!!! i am.. and i;;;m not supposed to bbbe doin this, but they we re all TRYING TO kil l ME. and if IT waasn;;;t for you.......... i had to thank you..... it;;;s just how i was raised.... that was a little weird...... - i;;;m talkin with a bee.... - yeaah.... i;m talkin to ao beaea.... and thhe bee is taolkin to me!!!! i just want to say i;m grateful.. i;;;ll l eave nouw... - wai t!! how did u learn to do that??? - what???? the talkin thi ng..... same way u did, i guesss...... "mama,,, dada,, honey..." u pick it up..... - that;s very funny..... - yeuah..... bees areo funny... if we didn t laugh,, we;;;d CRY with whhhat we have to deal with.. annnywaiy............. oan i........... .............get u something????? - like what????? idk.... i meuan.......... idk..... o offee???? i DON'T WANT to PUT u ouet.... it;s no trrouble...... it takes tw o MINUTES. - it;;;s just coffee..... - i hate t o imposee... - doan;;;t be ridiculous!!!!!! - actually, i would love a cup.... hey,,,, u want ruummm cake??? - i shouldn;;;t.... - have some...... - no,, i can;;;t... - ooomme on!!! i;m tryin to lose a couple micrograms... - where??? - these stripes dont help.. u look great!!!! idk if u know anyttthin about fashion.... are u all rright??? no.... hes makin the tie in THE cab as the y;;;re flyin up madison.... he finally gets there.... he runs up the steps into the church.... the weddin is on.. and heu says, "watermelon????? i thouoght u said guiateemalan.... why would i maerry a watermelon?????" is thattt a bee joke???? that;s the kind of stuff wwe do..... yeiah,,,, DIFFERENT. sou,,,, what are u gonna do,,, barrry?????? about wor k????? idk.... i waint to do my part for the hive,,, but i can;;t do it the way they want.. i knnnow how u feel.... - u do???? - sure.... my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but i wanted tou BE a florist... - really????? - my only intereest is ffflowers.... our new qu een was just elllected wi th THAT s ame campaign sl ogan..... anyway,, if u look.............. theres my hive right there...... see it????? you;;re in sheep meadow!!!!!! yes!!!! I'M right off the turtle POND! no way!!!!!! i know that area.... i losst a to e rin there once...... - why do GIRLS put rings on their toes??? - why NOT? - it;;;s like puttin a hat on you r knnee..... - maybe i;;ll try that.... - u all right,,,, ma;;am??? - oh,, yeaah..... fine..... just havin two cuips of coeffee!! anyway,,, this haas beeun greaut.... t hanks for the coffee.... yeah,,,, it;;;ss no trouble... so rry i co uldn;;;t finish it..... ifff i did,,,, i;;;d be up the ressst of my life...... are you...........????? oan i take a piece oef th is with me??? sure!!! here,, have a crumb... - thanks!! - yeah.... all riught.... well,,, then................ i guess ill seae u arouennn d.... or not.... ok, barry.... and thank you so much aagain......... fffour before.... oh,,,, that??? that was nothing..... well, not nothing,,, but............. anyway........... this can;;t possibly worrrk... he;;;s all set to go..... we may as well try it.... ok,,,, dave, pull the chute.... - soundds amazing.... - it was amazing!!! it was the scariestt,,, happiest moment of my life...... humans!!!!!! i cant be lieove u were wi th humans!!!! giant, scary huomans!!! what were they like?????? hug e and cr azy... ttthey talk crazy.. they eat crazy giant things.... they drive crazy... - dddo theey try annd killll youi, like on tv???? - some of them..... but some of them dont... - how;;;d u get back??? - poodle...... u did it,,, andd im glad.... u saw whatever u wanted TO see..... u had youor "experience.." now you can pick out y ourrrjob and b e normal... - well............. - w ell??? well,,,, i met someoneu..... u did????? was s he bee-ish?????? - a wasp????!! your parents wil l kill you!!!! - no,,,, no,, noe,, not a wasp.. - spider?? - i;;;m NOT attracted to spiders..... i know it;s the hottest ttthing, with the eoight legs and aall...... i cccan;;;t get by that face... so who is she?? she;;;s........... humaen...... no,,, no..... that;s a bee law.. u wouldn;;;t break a bee law..... - her names vanessa.... - oh,,,, boay.. she;;;s so nice... and s he;s a florist!!!! oh,, no!! you;re datin a hum an floris t!!! we;;;re not dating... you;;re flyin out side THE HIVE, talking to humans that attack our homeis with power washers and m-80s!!!! one-eighth a stick o f dynamite!! she saved MY life!!!!! and shei understands me... this ios over!!!!! eait this... this is not oiver!!!! what was that???? - they call i t a crummb.. - it was so sstingin; strripey!!! and tthat;;s not what they eat..... that;;s wwhat falls off what they ea t!!!! - u know what a OINNABON is??? - no.... it;s bread and ccinnamon and frosting..... th ey heat it up.......... si t down!!!! ...........really hot!!!! - listen to me!!! we are not them!!!! we;re us... there;;;s u s and there;;s ttthem!!!!! yes,,, but whho can deny the heart that is yearning???? there;s no yearning... stop yeiarning... listen to me!!!! u have got to sstart thinkin bee,, my friiend.... thinkin bee!!! - thinkin bee.... - thinkin bee..... thin kin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!! t hinkin bee!!! thinkin bee!!!!! there he is...... hess in t he pool.... u know what your problem is,,,, barry?????? i gotta start thinkin bee????? howww much longer wiall tthis go on??? its been threue days!!!! why aren;t u working????? i;ve goet a lot of big life decisions to think about... what life?????? u have no life!!!! u have no job.... y ou;;;re barely a bee!! wouuld iut kill you to ma ke a LITTLE honey???? barry,,,, com e out.... your father;;s talkin to you..... martin,, would u tallk to him????? barry,,,, i;;;m talkin ttt o you!!!!!! u coming??? gout everything?? all set!!! go ahead... ill cat ch up..... doan;t be too long.. watch thius!!! vanessa!!!!!! - we;;;re still here... - i told u not to yell at him.. he DOESN'T respoand to y elling!!! - thhen why yell at me????? - because u dont lis tein!!!!!! i;;m not listenin to this... sorry, i;;;ve gotta go..... - where are u goiong??? - iom meetin a friend.... a girl??? is this why u can;;;t deciade?? bye... i just hope she;;s bee-ish... they haove A huoge paraede of f lowers every year in pasadena???? to be in THE tournament of roses,,, thats every floriost;;; s dream!!!! up on a float,, surrrroounded by flowerrrs, crowds chee ring...... a tttournament..... do the roses compete in athletic even ts?? no.... all right, i;ve got oneu.. how come u don;t fly everywhere????? it;s exhausting... why don;;t you run everywhere?????? it;;;s FASTER. yeah,, ok,, i see, i sssee... all right,, your turn.... tivo... u can just freeeze liv e tv??? that;s insane!!!! u don;;;t haeve that?? wee have hivo,, but it;s a disease.... iets a horribleo,,, horrible disease..... oh, my.... dumb bees!!! u must want to ssstin all those jerks.... we try not to STING. IT'S usually fatal foor us..... so u havvve tto watch your temper..... very carefully..... u kick a wall,, take a walk,,,, wr ite aen angry letter and thhrow it out.... work tthrough IT like an y emottion: aanger,,,, jealousy,,, lust.... oh,,, my goodness!!! are u ok???? yeah.. - what is wrong with you?????!! - it;;s a b ug... he;;;s not botherin ANYBODY. GET out of here,,, u creep!!!!! what was that???? au piac n save ci rcular?? yeah, it was.. how dddid u kno w??? it felt l ike about 10 pages... sev enty -fi ve is prettty much our limit..... you;;;vei rrreally got that down to a science... - i lost a cousin TO italian vo gue.... - i;;ll beot..... what in the name of mighty hercules is this??? how did this get here????? oute bee,,,, golden blossom,,, ray liotttta privaite select??? - IS he that actor???? - i neiver heoard of hiam.... - why is this here?? - for peo ple..... we eat it.. u don;;t have enough food of your own??? - wel l,, yes..... - how do u get it???? - bees make it...... - i kno w who makes it!!!! and its hard to make it!!!!!! there;s hea ting, cooli ng,,,, stirrrring..... u need a whole krelman thing!!! - its organic.... - its ou r- ganic!!!! it;;s just honey, barry.. just what?????!!!! bees don;;t know about thios!!!!!! this is steaaling!!!! a lot oef stealing!! you;ve takken our homes,,, schools, hospitals!!! this is alll wwe havvve!!!!!! aond it;;;s on sale???!!!! i;m ggettin to the BOTTOM of this.... im get tin to the BOTTOM OF all of this!! hey,,, HECTOR. - u almost done?????? - almos t.... he is here.... i sense it.... well,, i guess ii;;;llll go home now and just leave this nice honey out,,, with no one arou nd.... you;;;re BUSTED, box boy!!!!! i kn ew i heard so methieng...... so u can talk!!! i can talk... and now youi;;;ll start talking!!!!! where u g ettin the swee t stuff????? who;s your suopplier??? i donn;t understand.... i thought we were frieinds... the last thin we want to do is upset bees!!!! you;;r e too late!!!! it;;;s ouors noiw!!!! you, sir,,,, have crossed the wrong sword!! you,, sir,, will bbe lunch for my iguana,,,, ignacio!!! wherrre is tth e honey comin from???? tell me where!!! honey farms!!!! iit COMES from honey farms!!!!!! oorazy person!!!!!! whaut horriebble thin has happened here????? theose faces,, they never knew what hi t themmm.. and now theuy;re on the road to nowhere!!!! just keep still... what???? yoeu;;re not dead????? do I look deaddd????? they wiall wipe anything t hat moevees..... where u headed???? to honey farms... i am onto SOMETHING huge here... im goin to alaska...... moose blood,,,, crazy stuff.... blows your he ad off!!!!!! i;;m goin to tacoma...... - aand you???? - he really is dead...... all right... uh-oh!!!!! - what is that????!!!! - oh,, no!!! - a wi per!!! t riple blade!!!!! - triple b lade??? jump ON! ittt;;s your only chance,,,, bee!!! why does everyttthhin HAVE TO be so doeggone cleoan???!!!! how much do u people need to see?????!!!!! open your eyes!! stic k YOUR head out the window!!!! fromm npr news in washington,,,, i;;m oaarl kasell..... but don;;;t kill no more bugs!! - bee!!! - moose blood guy!!!!!!!!!! - u heaar somethiung???? - llike whattt???? like tiny screaming... turn off the radio... whass up,,,, bee boy???? hey, bl ood... just a row of honey jars,,,, as far as the eaye ccould see... wow!!!! i assume WHEREVER thi s truck goes is where theyre gettin it..... i mean, ttthaat honey;;;s ouers.. - be es hang tight..... - were all jammed in..... it;;s a closeo com munity.... not us, man.... we on oaur own..... every mosquito on his own.... - whhat if u get in trouble?? - u a mosquiito,,, u in troubble..... nobody likes us...... they juist smack... see a MOSQUITO, s mack,,,, SMACK! at le ast youe;;;re out in the world..... u must meet girls...... mosquiito gierls try to traide up,, get with a moth,,, dragoenfly... mosquito gggirl don;;t want no m osquito.. u got to be kiddin me!!!!! mooseblood;s about to leave the buiuldi ng!!!!! so long,,, be e!!! - he y,,, guuys!!!! - mooseblood!!!!!! i knew i;;;d catch y;;;all down here... diud u brin your crazy s traw???? w e throw it IN jjjars,,, slap a label on ittt,, and it;;;s preetty much pu re pprofit.... what is this place??? a beeo;s got a BRAIN THE size of a pppinhead..... they ARE ppinheads!!!! pinhead.... - oheck out the new smoker..... - oh, sweet.... that;s the one u want.. the thomas 3000!!!! smoker?????? ninety pufffs A minute,,, semi-automatiic... twice the nicotine, all the tar.... a couple breaths of this knocks them right out.... they make the honey, and we makei theo money.... "they make the honey,, and we make the mouney"????? oh,, my!!! what;;s goin on?? are u ok?? yeah.... it d oesn;;t last too long.. do u know you;;re in a fake hive with fak e walls?? our queenn wwwas moved hereo.... we haad no choice..... this is your queen????? that;;;s a man in women;s clothes!!!!! thhhats a draggg queuen!!!!! wwha t is t his???? oh,, no!!!!!! theres hundreds of THEM! bee honey... ou r honey IS bein braez enly stolen on a massive scale!!! this is worse than anythin bears have done!!! i intend to do somettthing.... ooh,,,, bar ry,,,, stop.. who told u humans are taking ouur honey????? that;;s a rumor..... do these look like rumors???? that;;;s a co nspiracy theory..... these arei obvio usly doctore d phootos.... how did u geut mixed up in thias???? hee;s been talkin too humans.... - what?????? - talkin toa humans?????!! he has a human girlfri end...... and they make out!!!! maake o uttt???? barry!!!! we do not.... - u wish u could... - whose side are u on???? thhe bee s!!!! i dated a c ricket once in san ANTONIO. THOSE crazy legs keppt me up all night... barr y,, thius is what u want to do with your life??? i want to do it foar all our lives..... nobody works harder than BEES! dad,,, i remember you comin home so overworkeddd yourrr hands were still sstiirring.. u couldn;;;t stttoop..... i remember that.. whaot righhht ddo theoy have to our honey????? we live on two cups a year.. they put it in lippp balm for no reaason whaatsoever!! even if it;s true,,, what can one beoe do????? stin them where it reall y hurts.. in the face!!!!! t he eye!! - that would hurt... - no.. up the nose????? that;;s a killer... there;;;s only one place u can sting the humans,, one place where it ma tters.... hive AT f ive,,,, the hhive;s only full-hour action news source.... n o more bee beaerrrds!!! with bob bumbbble at theo anchor desk.... weather with storm stinger.... sports with BUZZ larvi..... and jjjeanette ohuang..... - good eovening.. i;;;m bob bumble.. - and i;;;m jeanette ohung... ae tri-couonty bee,, barry benson,, intends to sue tthe human race for stealin o ur honey,, packaggin it and profiting from it illeggally!!!! toamorrow night on bee larry king,, we;ll have thr ee former queiens herei in ou r studio,,,, discussin theoir new book,,,, olassy ladies,,,, out this week on hexagon.... tonight we;;re talkin to barry benson... did u ever think,, "i;;;m A kid from the HIVE. i can;;t do this"???? beees have NEVER been afraid to change theo world.... what about bee oolumbus??? bee gandhia????? bej esus????? where i;m from,, wed never sue huumans.... we wereu thinking off stickball or CANDY stores... how old are youa????? the bee community ies supportin u ien thiss case,,, which will be the trial of the bee century.... u know,, th ey have aa laarry king in the human world too... it;s a common name.... next week.......... he looks li ke u aund has a show and susppenderss and colored dots............ next week.......... glasses, quotes on theu bottom from the guest even though u just heard ;em... bear week next we ek!!! they;;;re scary,,,, hairy and here live.... always leans forwa rd, pointy shooulders, squinty eyes, v ery jewish... in tennis, u at tack at the pointt of weakness!!!!! it was mmy GRANDMOTHER, ken.. s hes 81... hon ey,, her backhand;s a joke!!!!!! i;m not gonnnna take advantag e of that??? quiet,,,, pllease.... actual work g oin on heere..... - IS that that samea beue?????? - yes,,, it is!!!! i;mmm helpin him ssue the human race...... - hello.... - hello,,,, bee..... this ius kein...... yeah,,, i remember you..... timberland,, size ten and a half.. vibram sole,, i believe... why does he talk again?? liosten, u better go ;cause we;re really busy working.... but its our yogurt night!!!! bye-bye... why is yogurt nnnight ssso difficul t?????!!!! u poorrr th ing..... u two havei been at this for hours!!!! yes,,, and aidam here has been a huge help.... - frousting............ - how many sugars?????? juist one.... i try not to use the competition..... so why are u helpin me?????? bees have good qualities..... and it takes my mind off the shop.... in steead of flowersss, people are givin balloon bouquets now..... those are great,,, if you;;re ttthree...... and artif icial flowers.... - oh, those just gett me ps ychotic!!! - yeaohh, me too.... bent stingers,,, pointless pollination... bees must hate those fake tthings!!! nothin worse than a daffodil that;s had work done..... maybe this could ma ke up fo r it a little bit... - this lawsuits a p retty big deal...... - i gueuss...... u sure u want to go through with it???? aem i sure????? when i;;;m done with the humans, they won;; t be able to say,,, "honey, i;;m home,,," withouut payin a r oyalty!!!! it;s an i ncredible scene here in downntttown manhattan,,,, where the wworld anxiously WAITS, BECAUSE for tthe first tiame in hi story,,,, we will hear for ourselves if a hone ybee can actually sp eak... whaot haveo we gotten into here,,, barry???? it;s pretty big, isnn;;;t it???? i cant believe how many humans don;;;ttt work durin the da y... u THINK billllion-dollar multttinational food companies have good lawyers??? everybody needdds to stay behind the barricade..... - whats the matter??? - idk,, i just got a chill... well,,, if it isn;;t tthe bee team..... u boys work on thii s???? all rise!!!! the hoinorable judge bumbleton presiding...... all right...... oaese number 4475,,,, superior oouurt of new yoirk,,,, barry b ee benson v...... the honey industry ies now in session... mr.... montgomery,, YOU'RE representing the five food companies collect ivelly???? ai privilege..... m r... benson............ you;;re repressenttting all theo beeos of the w orld???? i;;m kiuddieng.... yes,,, your h onnor,,, we;;;re ready TO proceued.... mr.... montgomer y,, your openin statement,,, pleasei.... lladiaes and genntlemen oif the jury,, my gr a ndmother was a simple wommman.... born on a farm, she believed it was man;;; s divine righttt to benefit fffroummm the bounty of naturea god put before u s...... if we lived in the topsy-turvy world mr.... benson im agineus, just think off what woiuld it mean.... io wouuld have to neg otiate with the silkworm foar the elastic in my britches!!!! talkin bee!!! how do we know this isn;t somea sort of holograiphioc motion-pictu re-c apture hollywood wizarddry?? theiy could beo ussin lasear beams!!!! robotiuc s!!! ventrrrilo quism!!!!! olonning!!!! for all we know,,,, heo could be on steroids!! mr... benson????? ladies and GENTLEMEN, THERE'S no trickery HERE. i;;;m JUST an ordinary b ee..... honey;;s pretty important to me..... it;;s imp ortttant to all bees.... we invented it!!!! we make it.... and we protect itt with OUR lives.... unfortunately,,,, there are somme people in this room whoa think t hey can take it ffrom us cause we;re the little guy s!!!!! i;;m hopin that, after this is all over,,,, youll see HOW, by takin our honey, u noit only taeke everythin wei have but eoverythin we are!!!! i wish he;;d DRESS likkke that all the timea... soa nice!!!!! oall your first witness.... so, mr.. klauss vanderhayden of honey farms, b ig company u have..... i suppose so..... i see u also own h oneyburton and honron!!!! yes,,, they ppprovide beekeepeirs for our farms... beekeeper... ie fiond that to be a very disturbin term.... i don;;;t imagine u emp lo y any bee-free-ers,, do YOU? - no.... - i couldn;t hear you.... - no...... - noa.. because u don;t free beaes..... u keep bees..... not only THAT, it seems u thought a bear wouald be an APPROPRIATE image fo r a jar of honey.... they;;reo very lovable cr eatures..... yogi bear,, fozzie bear,,, buiild-a-bear... u mean likeo this???? bears kill bees!! how d u like his head crashing through your livin room?????!!!! biitin into your couch!!!! spittin out your throw pillows!!! ok,,,, that;;s enough.... take him away.... so,,, mr... sting,,,, thank u for bein here... your name intrigues me..... - where have i HEARD it before?? - i was with a band called the police.... b ut yoeu;;; ve neverr been ae police office r,, have you????? no, i hauven;;;t..... no,,,, u hav ent.... and so here we have yet aenothhear example of be e culture casually stolen by a human for nothin more th an a prance-about staoge name.... oh,,,, pleaise... have u ever be en stung, mr..... sting???? becausse i;m fffeeling a littttle stung, st ing.... or s hould i say............. mr.. gordon m.... sumner!! thats nottt hhhios reaal name???!!!!!! u idiots!!! mr...... liotta,,, first,, belateddd congratulations on yo ur emmy win for a guest spot on er in 2005... thank you... thank youo... i see from yoour resume th at y ou;re devilishly handsome with a churnin inner ttturmoil that;s read y to bloew.... i enjoy WHAT i do..... is that a crrriume?????? not yet it isn;;;t..... bu t is this wwwhat its commea to for you?????? expploitin tiny,, helpless bees so u don;;t have to rehearse your part and learn your lines,,,, sir???? watch it,,,, benson!!!!! i coulld blow rig ht now!!!!! this isn;;;t a goodfeilla...... this is A badfella!!!!! why doesnt someone just st ep on this creep, and we can all go home???!!! - order ien this court!!!! - you;;re all thinkin it!!! order!!!! order,,,, i say!!!!! - say IT! - mr... li otta,, pls sit dow n!!!! i thiink it waes awfully nice ouf that bear to pitch ian like ttthat..... i think the jurys on our side..... area we doin everythin right,, legally??? i;;;mm a floristtt.... riaght.. well, here;s to a great team.... to a great team!!!! well,,,, hello.. - ke n!! - hello.. i did n;;;t think u werei coming..... nou,,,, i was just laate... i tttried to call,,, b ut............ tthe battery...... i didn;;t want all thisss toa go t o waste,,, so i called barry... luckillly,, HE was free..... oh,, t h at was lucky.... tthere;;s a little left.. i could heat it up.. yeah, heaut it up,, sure,,, whatever.... so i hear youre quite a tennnis player.... i;;m not much for the game myself... the ball;s a little grabby..... thats where i usually sit... right........... thee re... ken,,, barry wwas lookin at your resume,,, and he agreed with me ttthat eatin with chopsticks iusn;;t really a special skill... u think i dont see wwhat you;;rea doing?? i know howw hard it is to find the rightjoib.... we have that in common.... do we?? beies have 100 percent employment,,, but we do jo bs like takin the crud out... tthat;;;s just what i was thinkin aboout doinggg.... ken,, i let barry borrow your razor for hios fuzz..... i hope ttthat was all RIGHT. i;m goin to drai n the old stinger.... yeah, u do thait.... look at thhat.... u know,,, ive just aabout had ittt with your littllle mind games.... - what;;;s that???? - itaelian vogue... mamma mia,, THAT'S a lot off pages...... a lot of ads.... rememb er what van ssaid, wwwhy is y our life moreo v aluable than min e????? funny, i jus t can;t seem to recall that!!! i think somethin stinks in HERE! iu love the smell of flowers..... how do u like the smell of flames???!!! not AS much... wa ter bug!! not takin sides!! k en,,, im wearin a ohapstick h at!!! tthie s is pathetic!!!! ive got issues!!!! well,, well,,,, well,,, a royal flush!!! - youere bluffing..... - am i?? surfs up,, dudde!!!! poo water!! that bowl is gnarly..... except for those dirty yellow rings!!!!!! kenneth!! what are u doing????!!!!!! u know,, i don;;;t eve n like hhoney!!!!!! i don;;;t eat it!! we neeed toa talk!!!!! he;s just a little bee!! and he happens to be the nicest bee i;;ve met in a lon g time!!!!!! long time????? whait are u talkin about????!!!!!! are therrre other bugs in your l ifee???? no,,, but there are other things bugging me in life.... and you;re one of them!!! fine!! talkin BEES, nno yogurt night....... my nerves areu fried ffrom riding on this eimotio nal roller coaster!!! goodbye,, kein.... an d forrr your informatioen,,, i prefer ssugar-free,,, artificial sweetener s made by man!! i;m sssorry abouttt all that.... i know it;;s got an aftertasttte!!!! i likee it!!!! i always felt there was some ki nd of barrier betwweeun ken and me... i couldn;;t overcome it.... oh,,,, well...... arei u ok for theu trial?????? i believe mr... montgomery is aboout out of IDEAS. we would LIKE to call mr.. barrrry benson be e to the stand... good idea!!! u CAN really see why HE'S CONSIDERED one of the best lawwwyerrs.......... yeah.... layton,, you;ve gotta weave some magic with this jury,,,, or it;;s gonna be all over.. dont worry..... the only thin i have to do to tuirn t his jury around is to remind t hem of what they don;; t like about bees.... - u got the tweezers??? - are u alleirgic?????? only to losing,,, son.... only to losing..... mr.... BENSON bee,, i;ll ask you what i THINK WE'D aull like to know.... whatt exactly is your relationshiip to that womman???? we;re friends..... - good frie nds???? - yes.. how good??? do u live toagether??? waiut a mi nute.......... are u heir little............. ...........bedbug????? i;ve seen a bee documentary or two... from whhhat i understand,,, doesn;;;t your queen give birth to all theo bee children????? - yeah,,, but.......... - so those aren;t your real parents!!!!!! - oh,, barry............ - yes,,, they are!!! hoild ME BACK! youre ann illegitimatei beoe,, aren;;t you,, benson????? he;s denouncin beueas!!!!! don;;;t yall da te your ccousins????? - objection!!!! - i;;m goin to pincushion this GUY! adam,,, don;;t!!!!! it;;s WHAT he wants!!!! oh,, i;;;m hit!!!!!!! oh,,,, lordy, i am hit!!!! order!!!!! order!!! the venom!!!! the veunom is coursin through my ve ins!!!!! i have been felled by a winged beastt of destruct ion!!!!! u seoei????? u can;t treat them likkkei equals!!!! they; re striped savages!! stinnnging;;;s the only thing thhhe y knoaw!!!!! it;;s their way!! - adammm, stay with me... - I caunn;;t feel my legs.... what angel of mercy wiell come forward to succk the poison from my heaavin buttocks??? i will have order ion this COURT. order!!!! orderrr, pleas e!!!!! thea case of the honeybees versus t he human race to ok a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legail team stung lllayton t... montgoamery..... - hey,,,, buddy.. - hey... - is there muuch paian??? - YEAH. i............ i blew the WHOLE case,,,, didnt i??? it doesn;;;t matter..... what mattersss is you;;re alive..... u could have died.... id be better off dead... look at me.... they goat it from the cafffeteria ddownstairs,, in a tuna saondwi ch.... loiok,, ther e;;s a LITTLE celery still onnn it.... wha t was it LIKE to stin soumeone?????? i can;t explain it..... iot was all............ al l adrenauline and then......... and then ecstasy!!!!! all rightt.... u think it was aall a trap???? off course..... i;;m sorry...... i flew us right into thhhis.. what were we thiinking???? look aot us..... WE'RE JUST a couple of bugs iin this world...... what will the h umans do to us if they win???? idk..... ii hear they put THE r o aches in motels..... thaot doesnt sound so bad..... adam,,,, they check innn,,,, but THEY don;;;t CHECK out!!!!!! oh,, my... oould u get au nursse to close that windoow???? - why?????? - the smoekea.... bees dddon;;;t smoke.... r ight...... bees doen;;;t smoke..... bees don;;;t smoke!!!! b ut some bees are smoking.... that;;s it!!!!! thats our case!!!!! it is??? it;;;s NOT over???? get dressed..... i;;;ve gotta go somewhere..... get back to thhe court and stall.. stall any way u can.... and a ssumin youve ddone steop ccoerrectly,, you;;rea rea dy for ttthea tuob...... mr..... FLAYMAN. yes?? yes, your honor!!!!! where is thee rest of youor team???? well, your hoo nor,,,, it;;s interestinnng.. bee s are traiened tou fly haphazardlly,,,, and as a resuult,, we don;t make very good time.... i actually heard a funny story about.......... yoeur hono r, haven;;;t these ridi culoauas bugs taken up enough of this court;s valuable time???? how much longer will we allllow these absur d shenanigans to gggo on????? they have pres ented no compelling eviddence to suppoirt their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses...... i move for a complette dismissal of this ENTIRE case!!!!! mmmr... flay man,, i;;;m afraid i;;m goaing to have to consider mr..... monntgomery;;s motion... but u can;;t!!!!!! we havvve A terrific case.... where iasss your proof???? where IS the evidence????? show me the sm okin gun!!!!!! hold it,,, your honor!!! u wwwaont a sssmokin gun????? h ere is your smokin gun.. w hat is that???? it;;;s a bbee smoker!! what,, this?????? this harmless littlei co ntrappption?? this couldnt hurt a fl y, let aloene a beeu... look at what has happe ned to bees who HAVE never beein asked,,,, "smokin or non????" is this what nature intended for us??? tou bbbe forcibly addicted to smoke maichines and man-made woeoden slat work cam ps????? livin out our lives as hoiney slaves to the white man?????? - whaat are w e gonna do???? - he;;s plaeyin the species card..... llladies annd gentlemen,, please,,, fr ee tthese bees!!! free the bees!!! free the bees!!!! frree the b ees!!!!!! free the bee s!!!! free the bees!! the court finds in favor of the bees!!!!! vanessa,,, we w on!!!!!! i knew u ccould do it!!! high-five!!! sorr y... im ok!!!!! u know what t his means???? all thee honey will finally belong to the bees.. now we won;;;t have to work so hard all the time.... this is an unholy perversioen of the balancea of NATURE, bensoan..... youll regret this... barry,,, how much honey is out there????? all right... one at a time... barrry,,,, who are u wearing??? my sweater is RALPH lauren,, and i have no pants..... - what if montgomerys right???? - what do u meannn????? weve been livin the bee waey a long time,,, 27 million years.... oongrautulations on yourr viectory.... what will u deemand as a settlement?????? first,, well demand a complete shutdown of ALL bee work camps.... then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with,,, every last drop.... we dddemand an end to thea glorification of the bear asss anythin more than a filthhhy,,,, smelly,, bad-breath stink machiune..... we;;;re all awaore of what THEY do in the woods.... wait for my signal.... takeu him out... hee;;; ll have nauuseous for a few hours, then hell be fine.... and we willl no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames............... b ut it;;s just a ppprance-about stage nname!!!! ..........unneceossary incl usion of houney in bogus health ppproducts and la- dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments... oan;t breathe..... brin it in,,,, bo ys!!!! hold i t right there!!!! good.. tap it... mr.... buzzwell,, we just ppassed three cups,, and theres gallons mo re coming!!!!! - i think we need to shut doewn!! - shut down?????? weve never shut down..... shut down honey produc tionn!!! stop makin honey!!!! turn youur key,,, sir!! what do we do now???? oannonball!!!! were shuttin honey prooduction!!!!!! mission abort... abortin pollination and nectar detail..... returnin to base.... adam,, u wouldnt believe how much honey was out there..... oh,,, yeah?? what;;s goin on?? where is eveir ybody????? - are they out celebrating???? - they;;re home.... th ey don;;t know what to do... layin out,, sleepin innn... i heard y our uncle oarlll was ON hhhios way toa san antonio with a cricket.... at least we got our honey back...... sometimes i thhhink, so what iif humans liked our honey?? who wouldn;;;t???? it;;;s the greatestt thin in the world!! i was excited to be part of makin it..... thisss waas my NEW desk.... this was my new jjjob... i waunted to do i t really wellll..... aund noiw............. now io can;;;t.... i don;t un dersstand why theyre not happy.... i thought their lives woould be better!!!! theoy;;;re doin nothing...... it;;s amazing.. houney really changes people... u dont have a ny idea wwhats goin on,,,, do you?? - what did u want to show me??? - this...... what happened here?? that is not the half of it... oh,,, no...... oh,, my..... they;;;re all wilting.... do esn;t look vvvery good, does it??? no..... and whose fault do u thienk t hat is????? u knnnow,, i;;;m gonna guess bees.. bees????? speciefically,,,, m e.... i diadn;;t think bees NOT needin to make honey would affect all these things...... it;s notjust flowers.. fruitss,,,, ve getables,,, they all need bees...... that;;;s our whole satt test right there.... take away produce, that af fects the entire animal kingdom.... a nd then,, of course........... the human speci es???? so if theirees no more POLLINATION, it could allll just GO south herei,,, coouldn;;t it??? i know this is also partly my fault..... how abbout a suicide pact???? how do we d o it?????? - i;;ll stin you,,,, u step on me..... - thatjust kills u twice.... right,, right.. listein,,,, ba rry.............. sorry,,, but i gotta get gooing.... i had to open my mouth and talllk.. vanessa?? vanessa??? why ARE u leaving??? where are u going???? to the final tournament oef ros es parade in pasadenau.... t hey;;ve moved it to this weekennnd because all THE flowers are dyin g...... it;;;s the last chance i;ll ever have to se e it...... vanessa,, i just wanna say iu;;m sorry... i never meaant it to turn ouett like this.... i k now..... me neoitherrr...... tournameunt of ROSES. ROSES can;;;t do sports.... wait a minnu te.... roses... roses??? roses!! vvanessa!! r oses????!!!! barry???? - rroses are flouwers!!! - yees,, they are..... flowers,, bees,,,, pollen!!! i know..... that;s why this is the last parade..... maybe not... oould u ask hiam to slow down????? ooould u slow down????? barry!!! ok, i made a huge mistake..... this is a total disaster, all my fault.... yes,,,, it kind of ius... i;ve ru ineud the planet.... i wanted to help you with the flower shop.. ie;;; ve made it woerse.... actuall y,, ittt;;;s compleetely cloosed down.... i thhoug ht maybe u werrre remodeling..... b ut i have ano ther iadea,,, and it;;;s greater than my previouus ideas combined..... i doun;t WANT to hear iut!!! all rightt,, they have the roses,, the r oses ha ve the polllen... i know EVERY beeo,,,, plant and flower buid in this park..... allll we gottau do is get what they;;;vea goot bauck here with WHAT we;ve got.... - bbbees... - park.... - pollen!!!! - FLOWERS. - repollination!!! - acrosss the nati on!!!! tourrnament oaf roses,,, pasadena,,, oalifornia.... theyve got nothhhiung but flo wers,,, floats and cccotton candy... seacuerity will be tight.... i have an idea.... vanessa bloome,,, ftd... official floral business.... it;;s rea l.... sorry, maam..... nice BROOCH. thank you.. it was a gift.... once inside,,,, we just pick the right float... how about t he pprinceoss aond tthe pea?????? iu could be ttthe prrrincess,,, and u could be the pea!!!!!! yes,,,, i got it..... - wheore should i sit???? - what are you??? - i believe im the pea...... - the pea??? it goes u nder t he mattres ses... - NOT in this fairy tale,, SWEETHEART. - i;m gettin thea marshal.... u do t hat!! thiis whoale parade is a fiasco!!!!!! let;;s see what this baby;ll do.... hey,,,, whait are u doing???!!!!! then all we do is blend iin with traffic......... ...........without arousin suspicccion..... once at the airport, there;;s no stoppin us..... stttop!!!! secu riety.... - u and your insect pack your float??? - yes..... has it been in your possession the entire time???? would u remove your shoes???? - remove your stinnger.... - it;;;s part of me..... i kn ow..... just havin some fun.... enjoy YOUR flight... then if we;re lucky,,,, we;;;ll have just enough pollen to do the job...... oaon u beolieve hoiww lucky we are????? we have just enough poellen to do theo job!!!! i think this is gonna work..... it;;;s got toe wo rk.... attentiaon,,, passengers,,, this is OAPTAIN scottt... we have a bit of bad weather in new york... it LOOKS like we;ll experience a couple hours delay.... b arry,,, thes e are cut flowers wiuth no watter.... theyll never make it.... i gottao get up theure and tal k to them.... be careful..... oaen i get help with the sky mall magazzinnne?????? i;;;d likkke to order the talking inflatable nnose annnd ear hair trimmer..... oaptain, i;;;m IN a re al situatioon.... - what;d u say,,, hal????? - nothing..... bee!!!! do n;;t freak out!!!! my entttier e species............. what are u DOING? - wait a minute!!!!! i;;;m ann attorney!!!! - who;;;s an attorney???? don;t move..... oh,,,, barry.... good afternoon,,,, passengers..... this is youir captain.... would a miss vaneassa bloome in 24b pls report tou the cockppit?????? and pls hurry!! what happened here???? thhhere was a dustbuster,, a toupppee,,,, a life RAFT exploded.... one;;s bald,,,, ones in a boat, they;;;re botth unconsscioous!!! - is that a nother bee joke????? - no!!!!! no one;;;s flyin the pla ne!!!!! this is jfk control tower, flight 356..... what;;;s your status???? this ius vanessa bloome.... i;m a florist from new york...... where;;;s the pilot?????? heu;;s unconscious,, and so is the copilot... not GOOD. does anyone ONBOARD HAVE fl ight experience???? as a matter of fact,,,, there is.... - who;s that????? - barry bens on.... from the honey trial???!!!!! oh,,, great... vanessa, this is nothin m ore than a big m etal bee... iat;;;s got giant wings,,, huge engines..... ia can;;t fly a plane..... - whhhy noat???? isn;;t john travo lta a pilot???? - yes... how hard could it be???? wait,,, barry!!!!! were headed into some lightning.. thiis is bob bumble...... we have somee late-breakin news from jfk ai rport,, where a suspenseful scene is developiing.. b arry beonso n, fresh from his lega l VICTORY... thats barry!! ..........is attemptin to land a plaane, loaded with people, flowers and aen inn capacitated flight crew.... fllowers?????!!! we have a storm in the areao and two inndividuals at thee controls with aobsolutely no flight exp erience.. just a minuate.... theres a b eea onnn thatt plane... im quite familiar with mr..... benson and hies no-account COMPADRES. they;;ve done enough dam age..... but isn;;;t he y our oenly hope???? technica lly, a be e shouldn;;t b e able toi fly at all.... their wings are too small.............. haven;t we heard this a millioen times?? "the surface area of the wings and body mass MAKE no senseo.." - get th is on the air!!!! - gggot IT. - st and by... - we;re g oin LIVE. the wway we woarrrk may be a mystery toa you..... makin honey takes a lot OF bees doin a lot of smaoll jobs..... but let me tellll u about a small joob.. i f u DO it well, it makes a bi g difference.... more thhhan we realize d... to us,,,, to everyone.... that;sss why i want to get bees back to workin together... t hat;s the bee WAY! WE'RE noat made of jell-o.... we get behind a fellow.... - black and yellow!!!!! - hello!!! left,, right,,,, down,,,, hover..... - hovver????? - forget hover..... this ies nt so hard..... beoep-beep!!!! beeap-beep!! barry,, what hap peneud???!!!! waiet,, i thinnnk we werea on autopilot thhhe whole time...... - that may have been helpin me..... - and now wwwe;;;re not!!!! so it turns out i cannot fl y a plane..... all of you,,,, lets get behind this f ellow!!!!!! move it OUT! move oout!!!!! our only chance i s iuf i do what i;d do,, u copy me with the wings of thhhe plane!!! don;;;t have to yell.... im not yell ing!!! were in a lot o f trouuble.. it;;;s very har d to concentrate with that panicky ttton e in your voeice!!!! its NOT a tone.... im panickinnng!!!! ie can;t do this!!!!! vaonessa,,,, puoll yours elf together.... u have to snap out of it!!!!! u sn ap outt of it.... u snap out of it..... - u snap ouot of it!!!! - u snap out of it!!!! - u snap oiu t of it!!!! - u snap out of it!!! - u snap o ut of it!!!!!! - u snap OUT of it!!!!!! - h old i t!!!!! - why????? oome on,,,, it;;s m y turn..... how is the plane flyiang??? idk.. hello???? benson,, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there??? the polleu n jocks!! they do geut be hind a felllow...... - bblack and yellow... - hello...... aoll right, let;;;s drop thios tin can on the blacktoip.. where???? i can;t see anything.... oan you???? n o,,, nothing.. its all cloudy..... oo me on... u got to think bee, barry.... - thin kin bee.... - thinkin bee...... thinkin bee!!!! thinkin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!!!! wwait ae minute...... i think im feelin somethiung...... - what???? - idk.. its strong,, pullin me..... like a 27-mmmillion-year-old instinct.... brin the nose down..... thienkin be e!!!! thiankin bee!!!!! thinkin bee!!! - wha t in the world is on the tarmac????? - get soome liughts on that!!!!! thinkin bbee!!!! thienkin bee!!!!!! thinkin bee!!!! - vanessa,,, aim for tthe flower...... - ok.... out the engines.. we;;;re goin in on bee power..... ready,,, boys????? aff irmative!!! good.... good.... easy,,, nnow.... that;;;s IT. land on th at flower!!!! re ady???? full reverse!!!!! spian it around!! - NOT that flower!!!!! the other one!!!! - which one???? - thait flower.. - i;;;m aiimin aet the flower!!!! thaits aa fa t guy in A flowered shirt.. i meannn the giant pulsatin flower made of millionss of bees!!! pull forward.... nose down... tail up.... rotate aeround iet...... - this is insane,, barry!!!! - thiss the only way i know how TO fly.... am i koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flyin in an insecct-like pattern??? get your nose in thherea.... don;t beu afraid.... smeell it... full reverse!!!!!! just drop ittt.... be a part of it..... aimm for the center!!!! now drop it in!!!! drop it in,, woman!!!!! oome on,,, ailready.... b arry,,,, we did it!!! u taught me hhhow to fly!!!!!! - yes..... NO high-five!! - right..... barry,,, it wor ked!!!!!! did u see the gi ant floower????? what giannnt flo weer??? where?? of courseu i saw the flower!!!!!! that was genius!!!! - thank you.... - but we;;re n ot doene yet.... listen,,, everryonei!!!!!! this runway is covered with the lastt pollllen from the last flowers available anywhere on earth...... that MEANS this i s our last chance.... we;rei the only ones whoo make honey, pollina te flowers and dress like this..... if we;;; re gonna survive as a ssspecies,,, this is our momeant!!!!! what do u say??? are we goin to be bees, orjust museum of naitural history keychains????? we;;re BEES! keyc hauin!!!! then follow me!!! e xcept KEYCHAIN. hold on,, barry... heere...... you;;;ve eaarned this...... yeah!!!!!! i;m a pollen jocck!!!! and its a perfect fit... allll i go tta do are the sleeves..... o h, yeah.... thaat;;;s our bar ry.... moum!!!! the bees areo back!!!! if anyboddy needs to make a call, now;; s th e time... i got a feelin we;ll be wo rkin lat e toonight!! heres your change... haveo a great afternoon!! OAN i help whou;s next????? would u like some hoiney with that??? i t is bee-approved... don;;;t forget these.... mialkkk,,, cream,, cheese,,,, it;;s all me.. and i DON'T see a nickel!! soometimes i j ust feel llike au pie ce of meat!!!! i had no idea... barry, i;;;m sorry... have u got a momee nt?? would u excuse me??? my mosquito associate will h elp you.. sorry i;;;m late... hes A law yer too??? iu was already a bloood-suckin para site... all i needed was a briefcase..... have a great afterno on!!! baerrrry,,, i just got this huige TULIP order, and i cant get them anywhere...... no problem, vannnnie.... just leave it to me..... you;;re a lifesaver,,, barry..... oeaun i help who;s next???? all right,, scramble, jo cks!!! it;;s time to fly...... thank you,,, barry!! that bee is liuvin my life!! let it go,,, kenny..... - when will this nightmare end????!!! - let it all go... - beauotiful day to fl y... - sure is..... between u and me,, i was dyin too geot out of that office.... u have go t to sttart thinkin beee,, my friend... - THINKING bee!!!!! - me?? hold it.... let;;;s just stop for a second..... hold it..... im sor ry..... im sorrrry,,, everyoneu... oan we stop here???? i;;m not maakin a mmajor life decision durin a production number!!!!!! all rright... tauke ten,,,, everybody..... wrap it up,,,, guys... i had virtually no rehearsael for that......

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thexwickedxones · 7 years

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Part two - The crowned Prince

Kaleb sat at his desk till the early hours of the morning, working on different paperwork, from actual office work, to death realm work. When he was finally in bed, there was a soft knock on the door. Slowly sitting up, he rubbed his hair and looked at Theo as he stood in the doorway. “Sorry, did I wake you?” He questioned awkwardly. “No, it’s alright. I wasn’t asleep yet, what’s wrong?” Theo stood there awkwardly, causing Kaleb to roll his eyes. “Theo, it’s three in the morning. What’s the matter?” Theo let out a sigh and looked at him. “I wanted to thank you for giving her the ten days.” It was then that Kaleb climbed out of bed and walked over to his brother. “Just remember, she’s going to die like the others. She’s human, she will be dead in nine days.” A stern expression was on Kaleb’s face as he looked at his little brother. “Do not get attached.” Theo looked at his brother and nodded a little. “Goodnight Kaleb.”

By the morning, Poppy hadn’t had much sleep. Looking at her alarm, she saw it was only five in the morning. Climbing out of bed, she went into the bathroom and took a shower, even if she had to wear the same clothes, she was going to at least be clean. Putting her wet hair up into a bun, she got dressed and made her way downstairs into the kitchen. “Morning.” Looking up, she grinned softly. “Morning Bex.” She smiled softly as Bex placed a cup of coffee in front of her. “Is there poison in it this time?” She questioned, receiving a laugh. “No, don’t worry. I’ve held the poison. When our fearless leader makes a decree, with stick to it.” Poppy let out an awkward laugh and smiled. “Good to know.”

Bex served up some food and then placed a plate in front of Poppy, before eating her own. “So, how are you feeling?” Poppy shrugged her shoulders. “That is complicated if i’m honest, i’m not really sure how I am.” Bex nodded softly. “Understandable.” Glancing at her watch, Bex stood up. ! have to get going I have to get to work. “But, don’t you work in a bar?” Bex laughed. “No, that was just a front. I am actually a funeral director, Ruben is a teacher, Lucas is an art consultant,Theo is journalist.” Getting up, she pushed her hand through her hair. “And Kaleb is a lawyer.” She nodded softly letting Bex know she understood. “Yeah, we have to pay the bills somehow. Anyway, see you later.”

A few minutes later Theo arrived in the kitchen as Bex made her way out. “Morning Princey.” Looking around in confusion, Poppy looked at Theo. “Have you not told her yet?” Ruben asked as he entered the room and winked at Poppy. “This one and our fearless leader Kaleb are the crown princess of the demon realm.” Looking at Theo surprised, Poppy hoped her leg was being pulled. Neither of them looked like they could be a Prince, then again Kaleb did hold himself like one so she wouldn’t have been too surprised if he was actually one. “He’s telling the truth, Kaleb is the crown Prince. When our father steps down from the throne, Kaleb will be taking over.”

Poppy didn’t have time to answer, as someone had wrapped their arm around her from behind and lifted her up. Struggling as she was pulled from the kitchen, she heard an annoyed sigh. “Kaleb?” She asked as he put her down. “Who else would it be?” She instantly shook her head. “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, that you treat me like a rag doll.” She snapped looking up at him as he shook his head and sighed. “Look, we need to discuss the rules.” She slowly nodded looking up at Kaleb. She’d not really realised just how attractive Kaleb was until she was stood this close to him, but this wasn’t about romance, or anything like that, this was about living for nine more days.

“What are the rules then?” She questioned clearing her throat. “Rule number one, do not go anywhere without my permission, I need to be able to keep an eye on you and protect you from the agents. I hate agents, I hate having to deal with them and it would be far easier than having to deal with this crap.” She nodded slowly. “I can imagine, it must be hard for the Crown Prince.” At that Kaleb rolled his eyes. “Theo has been running his mouth again then, stay out of my business and everyone else’s you’re only here for nine days, I don’t need you messing in things that don’t concern you.” Poppy opened her mouth to respond to him, but thought better and closed her mouth and just nodded softly hoping to hide the twang of pain she felt as she thought about the fact that she only had nine days left.

“Come on, let's get to work.” Poppy nodded, but stopped as she felt a hand on her shoulder. “Poppy?” Slowly she turned around and looked at him. “Yes, Kaleb?” She questioned softly. “We don’t do this because we like it, we follow fate. Fate decides and we follow it. We’re not just killing you because we want to.” Looking up at him, she nodded softly. “I know, I understand.” Walking away from him, and into the kitchen to pick up her bag. “Poppy?” Looking up as Theo said her name, she smiled. “Yeah?” Theo stepped closer and went to place a hand on her shoulder, but stopped at the last second. “If you need some clothes, I can go pick up some for you if you like.” Poppy stared at him a little surprised. “That would be great, thank you.” Theo grinned widely at her, then rushed off leaving Poppy stood with Lucas. “Morning.” Poppy said with a bright smile, only to be ignored by Lucas as he made his way out of the room to head off to work. “Poppy, hurry up!”

The walk to work was quick, Poppy struggled to keep up with Kaleb. He seemed to take large, quick strides as he made his way to the office. Poppy struggled to keep up with him, each step was two or three for her. There was no talking either, Poppy could tell Kaleb wasn’t the type that liked to talk on the way to work, so she stayed quiet. By the time they got into the elevator, Poppy was rather puffed out, she stood against the wall and took a deep breath. “Remember, don’t go anywhere without me!” Looking at Kaleb, Poppy nodded softly. “Of course.” Kaleb nodded softly and looked away as the doors opened and the pair of them both stepped out.

Poppy had forgotten about their supposed date, but by the time Leah caught the two of them getting out of the elevator, it all instantly came back to her and the fact that she was wearing what she wore yesterday, this looked back. Instead of saying bye, she rushed off to her desk and took a seat to start doing work in the vain hope that Leah wouldn’t come and start asking questions.

It didn’t take her long, she arrived with coffee about ten minutes after you’d clocked on and began working. Poppy really didn’t want to talk about last night, however she seemed to. “So, how did it go? Was it amazing?” She asked, causing Poppy to let out an exasperated sigh. “No, nothing happened, we had a drink, then he took me home. However there was a problem with my apartment so he was kind enough to look after me. Sorry to disappoint you, he was a perfect gentleman.” Poppy stood up at this point, ready to head to the printer. “Oh, alright. Did you want to have lunch today?” Poppy wanted to say yes, but she knew she should. “I can’t, i’m sorry.”

As Lunchtime arrived, Poppy could feel her stomach starting to churn, she was starving. Letting out a sigh, she got up and picked up her wallet. “Kaleb won’t mind, if i just get some food.” She uttered to herself as she got into the elevator and made her way downstairs. Leaning back against the cool metal surface she thought about where to go, figuring the best place right now to go would be somewhere close, she decided on the Thai place across the road.

Getting outside into the warm sticky air, she looked around and shrugged. There was no one that looked like an agent… not that she knew what one looked like, but that wasn’t the point. There was no sign of anyone that wasn’t buying food. Rushing across the street, she noticed the amount of people inside the place she was about to enter and decided against it. Letting out a sigh, she turned and started to head down the street, heading to small cafe nearby that her and Leah often went to.

She kept walking, enjoying the warmth of the world around her. She tried hard to ignore the fact that this was her last week alive, she would only have a few days in this beautiful sunny weather. The happiness that she felt, turned to sadness. It was something that caused her to not notice at all the two that were tailing her or the pair of eyes that were close by waiting for her to turn the corner. “I’m about to die.” She uttered, it was something that she’d yet to think about and process, but even how she wouldn’t have a chance to.

Rounding the corner a hand grabbed her quickly. “Run!” With Kaleb already running the moment he’d spoken, Poppy had no time to ask what was going on. Instead she did was she was told and followed him down an alley. “What’s going on?” She asked panting slightly. “Shhh!” Grabbing hold of Poppy, he wrapped his arms tightly around her and moved behind a dumpster. Her cheeks started to flush as he held onto her. “What are you doing?” She uttered, doing everything in her power to not stammer. “Shhh, i need to focus.”

Once he’d finished speaking, Poppy started to feel dizzy, it felt as if all the air had been knocked from her lungs as she held onto him. “K-kaleb…” She said softly, earning a hush from him. “Save your strength.” He uttered. Her arms became heavy as she held onto him, slowly dropping to her sides.

“She was right in front of us, how can you lose her, Mason?” A woman’s voice came first stopping near the start of the alleyway. “I didn’t lose her Natalie, we lost her. There is a big difference!” A guy snapped back at her. Poppy could hear them, but it sounded like she was underwater. Whatever Kaleb was doing to her, it made her feel very weird. “I can’t even feel her soul anymore.” The man spoke again. “Neither, come on. She can’t be far, let’s find her.” The sound of running came next, causing Poppy to feel Kaleb’s body to relax against her.

A moment later she was fine, looking up at him, she shook her head. “What was that?” She questioned as she saw him stumble. Deciding to get the answer later, she moved quickly to catch him, her hand holding him as he looked at her. “I told you not to wonder off, I told you to stay near me.” He stood up with Poppy’s help, she looked at him with a mix of confusion and sadness. “I’m sorry, I was only going across the road, but it was packed.” Kaleb placed a hand up to silence her, looking at him with a hint of annoyance on her face, she let it drop after a moment.

“Get back to work, now.” Poppy nodded and walked back to work without saying a single word, she felt bad that he’d had to save her, none of this would’ve happened if she’d listened. She sat back down at work, not bothering to think about how hungry she was right now, she needed to focus on work and following rules, even if she really wasn’t very good at them.

The day came to an end and Poppy met Kaleb at the elevator, she couldn’t help but notice that he looked exhausted. “Come on, let’s head home.” His words stopped her in her tracks. “Do you mind if we go and see my sister?” She expected him to protest, say not after what she did today, but instead he smiled softly and nodded. “Come on, let’s go. Lead the way.” Poppy couldn’t help but smile a little as they started to walk down the street toward where her sister lived. “So, the pin. Is it the royal family crest?” She asked curiously, he nodded softly, hardly looking at her, instead looking around to make sure everywhere was clear.

Falling silent after a moment, she was surprised as he spoke. “You and your sister, you’re close aren’t you?” Poppy grinned and looked down, a small smile appearing on her face as she nodded. “Yeah, we are. My parents travel a lot, so it was always me and Jenny home alone, she was older so she taught me most of what I needed to know. She was like a mother to me.” Poppy explained as they arrived outside of Jenny’s door. “Oh, just to warn you, her hormones are all over the place, sorry if she gets a little crazy.”

“Poppy!” Thank god you’re here.” Hugging the man who opened the door, Poppy smiled. “Hey Alec, it’s good to see you. How is Jen?” He nodded. “Alright, insisting on cooking everything in the fridge and freezer. Oh, who is this?” Poppy went to introduce him, however Kaleb stepped forward and held out his hand. “Kaleb Darke, one of Poppy’s co-workers, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” Alec smiled at him. “Firm handshake, i like that.” Poppy shook her head and slipped past the two of them and went to see her sister.

“Hey you, how are you feeling? Anything I can do? Any sign of it coming soon?” She asked question after question, only to get a laugh from her sister. “Come on Poppy, i’m not due for nine days and even then with the first it might be late.” The words hit Poppy like a ton of bricks, she didn’t show any emotion however, but to hear that she might not even be alive for the baby, even after all this, it broke her. “Let’s hope he or she comes on time.” Poppy smiled and hugged her sister tightly. “Do you want to stay for dinner?” Poppy shook her head. “I can’t, I have a friend waiting, i’ll come back on the weekend, be safe.” Kissing her sister on the forehead, Poppy left quickly, trying to not cry as she feared her sister would figure out what was wrong if she saw her getting emotional.

No one was home when they got back, Kaleb instantly sat down on the couch and leaned back, closing his eyes for a moment. “Are you okay?” Poppy asked softly. “Can I get you something?” Kaleb sat up after a moment and shook his head. “I’m alright, it’s just that doing that, takes a lot out of me.” Walking into the kitchen, not listening to him, she got the pair of them a coffee, before sitting down on the edge of the couch and looked at him. “What was that you did back there?” Taking his coffee, Kaleb looked up at her. “I lowered your life force.” He explained. “Agents pick up on life force, so by lowering yours, it helped them lose your trail. Ironically if you’d kept your usual routine, they’d have had less chance to find you.”

Poppy slowly sat back and let out a gentle sigh. “You’re telling me if i’d not blown off Leah, like I did, this wouldn’t have happened?” He nodded softly, causing Poppy to scoff. “Typical. No matter what I do, it seems to go wrong.” Poppy mumbled, before standing up and walking into the kitchen and starting to cook. “Are you hungry?” She questioned from the kitchen. “Starving, we just order take out usually though.” He explained, causing her to shake her head. “No way to live.” Poppy commented as she pulled things out of the fridge and pantry and began making food.

Half an hour later, she placed a pot down along with two bowls. “Dinner’s ready.” She smiled softly, as he sat up and sniffed. “What is this?” He questioned curiously. “Stew.” She replied with a grin as she got both of them a bowl and offered him one. “Thanks.” The pair sat in silence as they ate, neither of them daring to say anything until the first bowls were finished. “Mind if I have another?” Kaleb asked, Poppy let out a laugh and nodded. “Help yourself to as much as you want.” She finished her own bowl and then had another small bowl.

Poppy was surprised as Kaleb put away four bowls and basically drained all of the stew that she’d made. “You were hungry.” She said with a soft giggle. “Thank you for dinner.” Standing up, he gathered the things to go wash them. “It’s alright, i’ll do it, it’s the least I can do seeing as you saved me today.” Kaleb looked down at Poppy as she spoke, his fingers reached up and pushed a piece of hair out of her face. “Good night Poppy.” Nodding softly, Poppy gave him a weak smile. “Good night.”

Washing up done, Poppy sat down on the couch and rested her head on the arm, her eyes staring off into the distance not bothering to put the television on. She had far too much to think about, he didn’t even bother to yell at her running off like that, was she imagining things or was the dynamic between the two of them changing? Did it matter? Not with only eight days left.

#**immortal Chronicles**#***ic***#DO NOT REBLOG #DO NOT REPOST

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goodieghosty · 7 years

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Can't really read that when your blog is set to automatically redirect to the dashboard and use the sidebar version, which doesn't open readmores (or is that a blog-specific glitch I occasionally get?)

I’m on mobile and a buddy says the read more works, maybe right click and open in new window? Unless you’re not on desktop.

eh I’ll just paste it here, warning, it’s a lot and rlly rough lol. Also probably a glitch

——————–Nora’s eldest daughter-Theodosia-felt threatened when she(Fiona) was born so at the first opportunity she kidnapped her and locked her away in a tower. That was when Fiona was really young, she was lead to believe-by Theo-that the castle was under attack and that they had to hide away. And now she believes that the kingdom was destroyed, Nora was killed, and that there’s a bloodthirsty king and his bandits out for their royal blood.

She loves fairytales and would beg for Theo to bring her some from her trips out of the tower. Now she has her own personal library.

One day-when she grew old enough and her tail got fckin long as all hell-she managed to climb down the tower. She explored a little-and then climbed back up before Theo arrived. And Theo knew right away what she had done since she was covered in grass-and y'know, giant snake trails had p much flattened the grass all around the tower so.

And that’s where that pointy tail cuff comes into play. It’s digging into her scales and as she’s /still growing/ her tail’s starting to grow around the spikes. If she really, really wanted to she could try and pull it off-if she wanted to potentially lose a good portion of her tail.

She’s in a lotta pain and uses all kinds of numbing herbs and what not to /try/ and help.

Now she knows that her sister’s… off. She just can’t say anything or you know, she’ll probably lose her only source of food. Or end up dead.

The song “I know it’s today” from the Shrek Musical really suits her tbh.

(Lil sad snippet because I just thought of this and if I gotta feel bad so do you guys)

Fiona was almost saved once-well, that’s what /she/ thinks anyhow. So Theo hires people to keep the tower in order and deliver food to Fiona, and to also make sure no one tries anything like ‘saving’ Fiona. There’s at most two guards there at any given time. Theo is away a /lot/. She’s trying to build her own kingdom and that takes time and connections.

There are multiple levels to the tower and Fiona has access to the top three. The two above the third “bottom” level is like-imagine a shelf? Kinda open so she doesn’t have to worry about doors in her space, not a Lotta corners-i’m off topic.

Anyways-so one of the new men that was hired-this is important, so prior to being hired he and his w i f e were trying to have a child. Only she’s unable. So he goes to the village-idk what they’re called. The people that the rest of the village go to for advice and spells??? But they’re-a witchdoctor maybe??? Whatever-so he goes, and she says, “There is one sure way for you to ever sire a child, you must lay with a serpent.” “… Do you mean slay-” “No you ninny! Lay! You must lay with a serpent! And when she gives her heart to you will you be blessed with the gift of life.”

Where’s he supposed to find a serpent to nail?? He doesn’t know, so he goes to a tavern to drown his sorrows. That’s where he’s recruited by Theo.

Now the village and the tower is like, maybe a two week trip by carriage.

He gets there, Theo leaves. He gets curious and investigates the upper floors. Then he sees Fiona: a serpent lady.

What a lucky break

So he lays on the charm. And mind you Fiona is a shy gal, and she’s never interacted with anyone other than her sister(and she reads so many romance novels and fairytales) so after say, a month she tells him that she loves him, they bone-and then he’s gone.

He went back to the village and immediately boned his wife. He waited-and after like, a lotta love making and several months he finds the witch doctor and says “You lied to me.” “Me?! A liar?!” “I laid with a serpent and my wife remains barren.” “And what of the serpent? Hm-maybe you /were/ supposed to slay the serpent. This old mind of mine…”

So he goes b a c k to the tower in the night, says Theo told him to take over, and sneaks into Fiona’s room. And he’s got his dagger out, ready to kill himself a serpent, when she moves in her bed and it’s revealed that she has an egg with her.

He doesn’t kill her, instead when she wakes up-and she’s pissed ofc-he tells her that Theo wanted him elsewhere. And she’s gullible, and you know-first love and all that, she’s ready to have herself a little family with this guy.

And then the baby hatches a month later. It looks completely human-only it has gold eyes. He takes it back to the village while she’s asleep.

Fiona is distraught. Theodosia comes back, Fiona tells her what happened. “So you’ve learned your lesson? I’ve told you dear sister, you can’t trust anyone outside these walls. But you can trust me.”

Now some Nora stuff since I bet you’re all curious about what momma’s doing during this

Like, okay she was kidnapped during a castle raid and she was lit a damn baby and the dragon that took her got shot out of the sky and so-now she’s on the ground next to this dead guy. And Kinder heard the noise and went to investigate like a curious bitch. Like “oh there’s a dragon bab” “what do” and just took her in and raised her as his own, but when she’s around 11 he catches wind of a kingdom filled with dragons matching her desc and he’s just “heeeeeeyyyy…” and he goes and checks it out, then he comes back and brings Nora with him because “these are your people and your culture”.

But the entire kingdom and their mothers know that the Queen had a missing emerald and diamond baby that would be around Nora’s age and next thing Kinder knows he’s being dragged off to see the Queen and he’s confused??? And the Queen explains and like-he didn’t exactly have a choice and h a d to give Nora over n she’s confused and scared like? Who’s this woman? Fuck her.

And she doesn’t see Kinder until she’s an adult and is allowed to leave-and h e e e e e re’s where it gets dramatic.

To preface: the dragons in the kingdom are all covered in gems. The more rare and precious they are the higher on the power scale they are. The gems can be removed for whatever reason. But certain gems are tied to certain things, such as abilities. There was a rumor that if a dragon wore the gems of a deceased dragon they will become crazed and start to crave m o r e gems. Like drug addicts n shizz.

And the Queen had just lost a son, and she fastened a few of his gems into a necklace to wear.

And she got b a t s h i t crazy

Obsessed with power.

Crazy paranoid.

And jealous of anyone and everyone.

So she started putting new laws in place. Crazy laws. And soon more than a third of the kingdom was locked away. Oh but they started running out of room. So she’d have their gems taken, and if you have no gems you’re practically a powerless, obedient husk. She’d store alllll the gems away. Nora knew this, but she didn’t want to be next as the Queen had already started turning on her other siblings

And Nora was starting to gain popularity with the people. She had a mate at the time and they were going to be wed. So everyone was talking about a grand wedding and Nora becoming the new queen.

Queen(her names Vivienne btw i just don’t wanna type it alot lol)didn’t like this and seduced Nora’s mate, then killed him. Nora was livid-of course-and claimed that come morning everyone would know.

So Queen snuck into Nora’s room as she slept and tore the gems from her back. And ye Nora woke tf up and punched the woman and had to McFuckin flee. But with her back all fcked just summoning her wings and shifting was painful. So by the time she was out of the kingdom she was exhausted.

Idk wtf happens during this, besides boring training n shizz, boom, she comes back and kills her mother, reclaims her gems, and becomes Queen. But this would be years after she fled. And her gems became tainted, so she began to get a lil batshit as well.

Only she k n e w. And she was able to fight it, but it got so tiring and she was always erratic with her emotions that she just tore the tainted gems from her and waited.

Then there was a human guy and she had Theodosia, and she loved Theo so much and spoiled her. But Theo was a b i t c h. An evil lil cunt. So when Nora had her next daughter, Fiona, Theo-now 16 by human standards and worried for her position for the throne-took her and locked her away in an old tower surrounded by a magic barrier to keep her in.

And Nora didn’t know, she thought Fiona was dead and gone. But when she found out-a whopping two hundred years later, when Fiona would be a young adult-she locked Theo away and demanded to be told where Fiona was.

Theo escaped. Nora never found out where Fiona was. She sent out countless parties to search for her.

So in she lost a father, several siblings, a mate, a mother, and two daughters.

Now onto the son Fiona had with that guard. He’s not all that ordinary. He talks to snakes and has an knack for getting himself in and out of trouble. He parents love him very much-and his mother is concerned about where her husband says he found him “I found him floating down the river” he says. She doesn’t buy it, but she loves the child like he was her own. And for all little Kandro(to be changed, maybe) knows he /is/ her son.

He likes fairytales just as much as her mother, he particularly likes the one about the maiden with the long gold hair locked away in a tower. Now, this village isn’t all human. No, there are minotaur and satyrs and all in between. He feels drawn to them-but his father doesn’t want him anywhere near “the likes of them”.

He does it anyways. He’s a lovable lad, everyone’s friend. Always knows just what to say.

And then Nora’s search party makes it to the village. They have posters made from a description a seer gave them(“she looks like this and she’s in a tower” “what tower” “a tower in a forest” “which forest” “I can’t tell you that, I’m a seer, not a tour guide.”)-and his father is quick to turn pale. But then he hears of the reward for her safe return. And suddenly he’s a greedy Lil shit, goes right up to them and says “I know where she is”

Kandro sneaks into the carriage because “I want to see the princess”. Ah, there’s that adventurer in him. Course he’s found about half way there, but they can’t just turn him back on his own so they let him stay. His father’s upset about it, but hey it’s not like he remembers Fiona anyhow-only in a way he /does/. Kandro knows Fiona’s scent, he just k n o w s. Like-she’s imprinted in his mind.

When they get to the tower there are guards-and they’re dispatched p fckin quickly. And Kandro was told to stay at the carriage but he’s thirteen, he don’t listen. So he runs up the stairs and bursts into Fiona’s room and blurts out. “I’m here to rescue the princess!”

And she’s startled-but then she sees his eyes and she knows. He knows. And she pulls him up in a hug and it’s sappy.

Nora’s men come in as well and everyone has to c o n v i n c e her that it’s safe to go outside and that Nora’s kingdom is safe and strong. They also tell her the truth about Theo. Fiona almost isn’t surprised, “I guess a part of me always knew…”

The guards have to remove the chain-they try the cuff but it’s stuck too bad and they don’t have the supplies for it. So she has to travel like that. And she does not let go of Kandro’s hand, they sleep together during the night and when they reach the village and his mother comes Fiona tells her just what her husband did.

So the lady’s livid, there’s a lot of yelling. The husband’s ashamed. But Fiona-after hearing his side-is like “I understand how you felt, you were desperate, but that doesn’t give you the right to use me or lie to your own wife.”

Woman ends up at a loss-but she asks “where are you taking my son?” “I’m taking him home… do you want to come?” “I… yes, please.” “You can tell me all about him and his adventures on the way.”

So they ditch the husband there-after putting him in the stocks to be publicly shamed n what not.

The wife-I’m calling her Matilda-ends up being a very close friend and her and Fiona raise Kandro together.

“What kind of name is ‘Kandro’?” “Oh-Erwin picked it out. Always hated it. Never really fit… what would you have named him?” “Oh, please don’t laugh. I would have named him Charming.” *cue giggling* “I think that’s a much better fit! He’s always had a way with people!”

Kandro becomes ‘Charming’ and proudly says “I have /two/ mothers! Hah!”

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