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#not like it's hard.. she's 5'2... but still...
todayisafridaynight · 11 months
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NOOOOO IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY ISN'T IT😭😭😭😭😭😭I wanted to be done with at least one of my Jo pieces... BUT YEAH I have definitely thought about that too I just think it's Neat when kids end up taller than their parents (<- is taller than my mom)
RIGHT THOUGH Tsutsumi's taller than average even! I feel like a lot of key figures at RGGS are just pretty damn tall.
Also... the Jo scene I included in my video... would you describe that as a smile with teeth becaaaaause...
THE DAY'S NOT OVER YET YOU STILL HAVE TIME. I THINK. (╯▽╰ )
rgg's cast consists predominantly of blokes over 6ft its only right the rgg team Also Considerably Tall 😷
when it comes to jo and smiling seeing any kind of smirk from him's already eyebrow raising BUT BUT BUT i could def count that smile toothier than his previous grins. so. 👁️👁️
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hella1975 · 9 months
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the closest ill ever get to being a pick me girl is the joy that fills me when the chefs at work so clearly favouritise me. like im there nicely cleaned up in my smart-casual uniform just a 20 year old waitress smiling my customer service smile and behind me spawns Scary Dog Privilege 10x in the form of several burly middle-aged chefs at least three of which have criminal records and would all stick a bread knife in someone for bothering me
#like it's really funny bc i worked HARD with back of house bc i knew my job would be significantly easier if they liked me#(it speeds your orders through. you can ask for things without being told to fuck off during a rush. they'll get you food on shift etc)#and also there's a stereotype especially in fancier places where floor staff look down on kitchen staff and i think that's shitty#so i was always going to be try with them and be nice but ALSO when i first started my job it was in a peak era so while these days#we're struggling a lot and have had to employ a lot of college kids that dont know what they're doing#when i joined it was all private school girls that would swan about the place very snootily. so the divide between front and back of hosue#was INTENSE when i joined. and there i was a little state school girlie and the chefs immediately recognised that#and took me under their wing. so even though the class angle doesnt exist so much anymore and theres majority state schoolers#im still very much in with the chefs in a way not many of the other floor staff are. and there's also the fact im not scared of them#like chefs ARE rude and a lot of them DONT like or even respect floor staff but i will GLADLY tell them to fuck off if i think it necessary#and that's a language they understand like ironically there's one chef that doesnt get on with ANY of the waitresses#(i talked about him on another post he's the soup one) but he likes me bc when he tried that rude dismissive act i told him to shove it#and now the other waitresses literally SEND ME TO TALK TO HIM when they have questions/want something bc they know he'll listen to me#and me and the head chef are besties and the one kp will talk OVER THE OTHER WAITRESSES' heads and completely blank them#so she can talk to me and it's all just really funny bc the kitchen staff LOVE me and that's not even me being arrogant#it's like a known thing at work that they love me and im just. a 20 year old 5'2 waitress with my little pearl necklace and blouse#and some tattooed ginger mohawked 6ft chef is there getting angry for me when i come in complaining about a table#or the kp that is literally on probation will give me a sticky toffee pudding and tell everyone to leave me the fuck alone LMAO#hella slaves to capitalism
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babyfluffybutt · 2 months
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Aside from your daddy, are you more attracted to men or women? Can you expound on your spectrum of attraction?
I'm a very odd creature haha. Sooooo growing up I can still remember crushes I had on my teachers who were women. Basically the nurturing type of teacher always got me attached. I would do anything for that positive affirmation from them. Fast forward to HS, and my first romantic partner was a girl who I dated for a couple years. Once we graduated we fell apart, a lot of it was a difference of opinion on our wants and desires. She leaned towards the bdsm stuff pretty hard, and I liked the tender abdl stuff. I didn't really have a lot of opportunities to experiment since she always got to choose. Well once I broke up with her, I figured maybe I should try boys.... that turned out to be a massive disaster. I like the ladies, but.... like the tough ones if that makes sense. I love the idea of being taken care of, and feeling safe. I'm smol, 5'2 and barely triple digits when it comes to the weight, which makes me very nervous to go out without someone I feel can protect me. Like Kisara from the game Tales of Arise is like my night in shining armor. For some reason, i'm very much a lesbian with the one exception.
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eluxcastar · 1 year
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Can i request Capitano x short s/o pls :') about 5'2 and hes 6'6 i think , reader would be flustered whenever she ask him for something in a high shelf
Capitano with a short s/o
── ୨୧:il capitano x reader
୨୧﹑synopsis :: just some little cuties aka a malewife getting his ankles threatened by a gremlin who needs to borrow some height from him
୨୧﹑genre :: fluff
୨୧﹑content :: gn reader, angry gremlins /j
୨୧﹑words :: 657
as the 6'0 half of this arrangement yes also this is tagged gn reader despite the she/her pronounce in the request because I never had to mention gendered anything 👍 just some word vomit to feed the Capitano likers
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unfortunately the two of you seem to have opposite problems, while you can't reach the high shelves Capitano will store the strangest things on, all of which you seem to coincidentally need at random points in the day. it's always awkward to ask, even knowing that he knows there's no way you can get to it (_ _;)
it barely lessens your embarrassment when he asks you to get things from the lower shelves and cabinets in the kitchen, finding it hard to get down on the floor all the time. you understand it's also awkward for him, but at least he could feasibly crouch down. you don't even have that kind of wonderful excuse. he rarely even asks anyway, only after a day of strenuous training and exercise when his muscles are somehow sore despite him doing that every other day. you don't doubt him but you do wonder what determines his limit
again in the kitchen needing a glass from the high cupboard, you try your best to stretch on your toes, fingers barely grazing that stubborn glass you want. whose idea was it to put those up there?
before you even get a chance to turn and quietly get a chair to avoid the humiliation of simply asking for help (god forbid) you're faced with Capitano watching you from a few feet away and almost jump out of your skin at how startled you were. you always hear him come in but just that one time he'd snuck up on you. what do you say now? 'oh hi honey move now so I can tell you silently that I can't reach instead of verbally'. that's a bad way to phrase that.
"Do you need me to get that?" he asks and you try your best not to look at him to avoid seeing the face he's making. you know in the rational part of your mind he isn't bothered and you're the only one overthinking this. he doesn't care, it's a simple as raising his arm barely above his head and lowering it back down.
unfortunately the rational part of your mind is rather quiet and pales in comparison to the one telling you to say no (-.-)
"I can get it myself." you tell him without even thinking. no you can't. you're still avoiding looking at him, just this time it's so he doesn't see the face you're making. "…but since you're offering anyway."
before you can even explain what you want the glass is on the counter by your side and he's placing a kiss on your temple as he passes you to grab something behind you.
damn him for always getting away with this (╥╯^╰╥) you could just chop his ankles off and steal them
you would however much rather steal his ankles whenever you try to kiss him in public, not exactly the most romantic experience when you probably need a chair for that too. you seldom kiss him at work when he's not sitting down just so that his coworkers won't witness you trying to get up on your toes just to kiss some helmet metal. even though he's irritatingly tall you wait until you go home to take it off, never at work out of respect however it does mean that kissing him won't receive a kiss back.
does he ever think of how strange it is to have to manhandle him down to your height just to avoid asking him to bend over for you? probably not when he can just lean down and carry on his day afterwards. you won't stand such embarrassment in front of his colleagues, you'd rather almost whack your head into said helmet metal
you do get back at him though, like using him as a pillow, and he always has to be the big spoon because there's no point in you ever trying (︶^︶) he'll just have to cuddle you
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lowqualitygarbage · 2 months
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TERMINAL. BABY. FACE.
Another silly Vault 666 comic, because every time I draw something with Lucifer in it his stupid baby face bugs me. 
It drives him crazy in-universe too, though. He can’t grow facial hair to save his life (only patchy little wisps of almost-invisible blonde peach fuzz). He is 5'2″ and has a baby face and it is SO HARD to get people to take him seriously sometimes. He likes wearing his lab coat outside of his workshop because people still tend to associate “scientist” with “authority” and he will take whatever help he can get at this point.
Doesn’t help that most Wastelanders age like milk due to exposure to elements, poor nutrition, tons of environmental hazards, and radiation everywhere. 
Text translation below cut:
Charlie: Bye guys, be good!
Lucifer: Have fun, girls!
Angel: Must’ve been tough, raisin’ Charlie.
Lucifer: Huh? ...Not really. The vault was safe, and Lilith was SUPER hands-on.
Angel: Well, yeah, but she’s in her 20s now, right? You must’ve been crazy young when she was born.
Lucifer: Uhh... I’m 47.
Angel: NO FUCKIN’ WAY!
Arrow to Alastor: 36 years old
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axailslink · 1 year
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If your requests are open I would like to Request a Riri Williams x Reader where Reader is Shuri's sister and when Riri first comes to Wakanda she starts flirting with R then they eventually start dating. It's fine if you don't
She's here to work
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Riri Williams x FEM Udaku reader
Summary: being a younger sibling means annoying the hell out of your elder siblings that's what you're on your way to do when you meet Riri Williams.
A/n: in this fic everyone is alive and well but Namor is still very much a threat.
Snippet from the fic: "You don't know if you're just majorly a lesbian or if this woman is just mad attractive to you. You forget what you're originally doing as you ask "you're the scientist? Damn uhm hey how you doing? My name is Y/n I'm older than eighteen and I am single." "
Recently your sister was everywhere the lab was no longer her main place of work so it was hard to catch her but you find yourself checking the lab for the third time today anyways. You stop as you're on the last stair and clanging hits your ears with a sharp sound "ouch" a girl with about six straight backs glances up at you she's in some sort of tank top and she's holding a hammer. You don't if you're just majorly a lesbian or if this woman is just mad attractive to you. You forget what you're originally doing as you ask "you're the scientist? Damn uhm hey how you doing my name is Y/n I'm older than eighteen and I am single." Riri laughs at your little introduction "damn I see why my Shuri didn't want me in the lab you like girls?" You approach the table that she's working on and she puts down her hammer to look you up and down.
"I like whoever likes me why're you asking?" You shake your head and admire her form she can be no taller than 5'2 but height is not a factor right now. "I mean I speak on what I see and what I see is a very fine woman to me" Riri smiles showcasing those cheekbones of hers "thanks?" You laugh at her little awkward reaction "if I'm making you uncomfortable I apologize deeply but when I see someone like I don't stop til I get her number or name. So what's your number and girl what's your name?" Riri smiles and pulls her phone out of her pocket "okay I'm Riri Williams and my number well I think I'll have to make you work harder for that beautiful." You nod "okay Riri-" you look over her face and watch as her body leans on the table she's constantly looking you up and down truth be told you're bold but with her looking at you like this you might pull her over this table. "-my name is-"
"Y/n Udaku! What are you doing in my lab?" You duck upon hearing your name because it's usually followed by a shoe "shit sorry it was nice meeting you though I'll be back for your number." Shuri groans and sighs "stop flirting with the scientist she's here to work" you shrug "I will do no such thing she's kind of my type and she's feeling me" you slowly walk behind the table and grab Riri's hands "and that's fine because baby I am feeling you what's your sign?" "Scorpio" Shuri looks at Riri who's just a laughing mess watching you. You kiss her hand "okay scorpio" Shuri snatches you by your collar and drags you up the stairs of the lab "she may be able to stop me now but that's okay. I'm going to get that number. I'll be back!"
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You've been waiting for Shuri to leave the lab all day why? Because your future wife may be in there and she's being an obstacle in your current situation. When Shuri leaves everyone else is leaving too for the day Riri is the last to leave. You shake your head as you approach her pointing for her to go back which she does confusedly of course but she still does. "What are you doing?" You smile "I said I'd be back to get your number I've got your name you gone give me your number?" Riri can't help but smile at your little cocky self "alright maybe but answer a few questions for me" you nod as Riri leans against the wall and smiles. "What's your sign?" You smile at the obvious backtrack to earlier you tell her your sign and she nods.
"I have an even better question now you kiss on first dates?" You hum and shake your head thinking about it "I mean it depends. How good is the first date?" She smiles and grabs your hand pulling you to her "well my first dates are always good nothing extravagant just us maybe a movie some food and uhm I do like to end the night with a kiss." You have to turn and look away because if you keep looking at this half-smile she's giving you you're going to have to throw in the towel. "Really?" You ask and she nods carefully turning you to look at her "yeah really" she glances at your lips and you're holding on for dear life right now because you are not Bast's strongest soldier. "You keep looking at me like that and I'm going to commit some unforgivable acts." Riri laughs but continues eyeing you as if daring you to what you speak of. "Okay I see where this is going but you are not going to get m-" your words drift off as her hand slips to your waist "Uhm this feels like a test and I usually pass my tests with flying colors."
She may have you weak but you're not that weak in the knees honey stand up you gently grab her hand from your waist and smile "you never gave me that number." She nods and gives you her phone you put your number in it and smile don't be afraid to call now I have to uhm check on my sister you gone be sticking around?" Riri nods "for a little bit after this whole Namor thing... Maybe we could catch a bulls game?" You smile and nod "maybe. We'll see."
A/n: I hope this fulfills your needs and wants love.
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I've been fat my whole life. Ever since I was a kid. And ever since I was a kid I've been mocked, bullied, ridiculed, insulted and even physically assaulted for being fat. To the point I ended up with an eating disorder and lost a lost of weight. Way too fast. In a way that wasn't healthy at all. But I still wasn't happy. Because I couldn't recognize myself anymore. And I felt like i was just doing this for other people. But it's just so hard for me to accept my body. It just feels like I'll never be happy with it no matter what
I'm so sorry we haven't answered this. I know that this is a triggering ask so I'm gonna add all the tags i possibly can followers.
I'm actually a lot like you Nonny. I was a chubby kid, then got my period at 10 because I was so fat. I had an eating disorder by 14 and while it didn't last long (the bulimia at least) I kinda got comfortable in my skin even though I slowly crawled back up to my previous weight I got diagnosed with depression and anxiety. So the meds they put me on made me gain weight (50 pounds in 6 months). There after I did yoyo dieting and exercising flirted with bulimia again but it didn't work this time.
I'm not telling you this to trauma dump. I want you to consider my age and experience. I'm in my early forties. And its like... part of the reason I wasn't happy with my body was because I grew up with magazines and tv and movies constantly showing me thin ppl.
i don't think I stopped yoyo dieting until the cycle of yoyp dieting made me hit 250 lbs (I'm only 5'2) by then i was like 28/30ish. And like I think what changed was that I was watching media with like Donna from Parks and Rec, Shirley Bennet from Community. And they were never made to feel ugly for being fat. It was eye opening. (spoiler alert even though I'm not black Ugly betty was like more of the same thin ppl are the only that matter).
I don't think I really got comfortable in my skin until I joined pinterest about 7 or 8 years ago and got fed a steady stream of fat people in cute outfits.
Its still hard to find fat representation though. And I started looking into romance novels with chubby and fat protagonists about 5 years ago. Most notably the Brown sisters trilogy. They're all overweight and they all have these handsome men falling head over heels with them.
But like its one thing to admire people on pinterest with cute outfits. its a complete other thing to actually shop for yourself and give yourself permission to buy cute clothes.
One strange thing that happened about 3 years ago was that I gained like 40 pounds and all of my boring clothes didn't fit me anymore.
So this time shopped on lane bryant for cute dresses and jeans. and torrid, and hot topic. I started playing with makeup. (before I had like a uniform of jeans).
I'm not gonna lie people will *always* praise you for losing weight even if its because you're literally sick with an eating disorder or having health problems. (a friend of mine who did belly dancing lost like 30 pounds like really fast because all of the sudden she couldn't process meat anymore everyone fawned over her weight loss). she was literally starving and people wouldn't stop cooing over her skinniness.
I don't know what to think about society at large and their obsession with thinness. I've tried telling my family that I no longer want to keep clothes from when I was 250ish and they're all like "oh don't worry you'll lose the weight!!!"
I'm like bitch please. But its exhausting having people encourage you to lose weight. If you want you can message us off anon!!!
*hugs*
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gren-arlio · 7 months
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CAUTION: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CRIMINAL?
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(Image made by @kirstenonic05. Huge help on this, so thank you.)
Hello, one and all, it's Gren here. Today is Witch's birthday as well as Halloween, and to celebrate such a momentous occasion for the girl who appears in oh so many of my posts, I'm gonna to do two things besides say happy birthday to her.
An in-depth look on what The Witch has committed, her devious crimes.
How to handle/deal with/tolerate her if you're a random person, or you're a special guy.
Possible prosecution of her. Keyword "Possible".
I basically became Schezo's Private Investigator for a solid few months and today, I'm here to drop it all out for the press to see. Puyo fans are gonna be in shambles tonight.
This will be a detailed tutorial on what happens if you see The Witch, how to deal with her, and what happens if she approaches you. Hope you enjoy this overly elaborate shitpost.
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What IS The Witch?
For those blissfully unaware, The Witch is a wanted criminal, a young 15 year old felon who often resides in the realms of Madou Monogatari and Puyo Puyo, owned formerly by COMPILE, now by SEGA.
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(A rough draft of what the suspect looks like. Be careful. Actual draft of her from Madou Monogatari Saturn.)
She seems harmless, but that's how she gets you. Never trust teenage girls who can brew potions, I learned that the hard way.
Commonly, she's a blonde haired, blue eye teenage girl, about 5'2 (158 CM) and 99 pounds (45KG), seen with a blue robe with tints of white and red, a blue hat and some of the worst shoe game I've ever seen.
However, she has been seen in a green robe with a red amulet, a steampunk outfit, and even cosplay as either Arale Norimaki from Dr. Slump, a literal cat, and Emilia from Re:Zero. (Besides the cat one, all really good alts in Quest design wise and Puyo-N just has good designs.)
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(Video recording of The Witch cooking something malevolent)
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What? Crimes?
You heard me right good folks, as the guy who has documented her misdeeds for weeks on end, (AKA I've been casually researching other games and she appears,) I have found many of her criminal acts, some worse than others, and some shit I definitely made up. Here are a few cases, some of which are somewhat stretching the definition, but it's alright:
Attempted Murder:
Most notably committed in Madou Monogatari Saturn, where whilst getting kidnapped by Incubus, she absolutely torched the man. Could claim self defense but still.
Harassment:
Mostly to Schezo, when you stretch the definition long enough, it can be considered verbal harassment. If you count 4Komas and Compile Club Underground Edition, visual harassment is...certainly on the table.
(Attempted) Petty Theft:
More notable in Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon, where she tries many-a-times to get Schezo's robes, even threatening assault if he didn't.
Assault:
Threatened Schezo with it for his clothes in Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon, saying she'll rip them off.
You may ask, "Aren't Puyo matches assault cases?" And to that, I say...no. Usually, it's a joint agreement. The same goes for Waku Puyo, it's part of the attraction itself, the person somewhat signed up for it. However, I don't think personally trying to rip someone's clothes was part of the rules.
Drugging:
Most noticeable in the Tottemo Puyo Puyo Manga, where she drugged Arle with a love potion to make her fall in love with them, but it failed. Badly.
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(Not many people know this one too much, so I thought I'd show the time where the crime occurred.)
Possession/Distribution of Alcohol to and as a Minor:
In Puyo 20th Anniversary, she just so happened to have something that made our boy Klug feel a tad unwise. Apparently happened to Lagnus too in Quest, but we're unsure, since it came from a 2nd source.
(Also, I know she didn't mean to give Klug it, but...why did she have it anyways?)
Crimes Against Schezo Wegey:
Along with almost every crime here, during the run of Compile, she's committed the worst one of them all: Being a Simp.
Easily the most notable for me, In Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon, she's normal to almost everyone else (she has beef with Rulue for some reason,) but the minute Schezo is in a 2 mile radius, she "forgets" to take her normal pills.
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(Image recording of her harassing Mr. Wegey. She's just saying "it" looks super cool, leaving Schezo confused on whatever she meant, and yes. It's about his clothes.)
Second most notable (for me) is PuyoLympics, where the SECOND he takes off his robe to show the uniform he got, she starts acting a little unwise, to put it bluntly.
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(Prelude image seconds before The Witch commits her worst crime yet. Being a Simp. Also the NicoNico video I saw for this had some of the most down bad dudes ever, don't become them please)
We also must speak about her acting unwise when she saw Madou Saturn Schezo, asking to touch the man.
And how could we forget when she got possessed by Marle, who totally gave her back her Madou conscious after laying dormant for God knows how many years and began her quest of simping yet again?
Saying submit to me, saying that she doesn't know why she feels so desperate for him all of a sudden, and then prolongs the word fun? Marle was scheming that day...
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(First off, somehow I got this with both her eyes closed. Didn't expect that. Second, why does it look like Schezo is grabbing his own name box?)
We can forgive many of her crimes. But we can't forgive this crime specifically.
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What Do You Do When You See The Witch?
Now, most likely, you'd want to report her to the feds, the police if you will. But her world doesn't have police somehow, and that's rough buddy. However, The Witch is a very social person, and might want to talk to you.
This will be a step by step guide on what to do if you're a normal person near The Witch or if you're Schezo. Gotta look out for everyone.
However, for all:
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The Witch is incredibly dangerous, and unless you're a relative, odds are, something malicious WILL be brewing.
Willingly going near her is dangerous as well, but if you live for danger, ignore this section.
For the Everyday Guy:
Keep your distance. The easiest thing to do, thankfully. If you don't approach her, odds are, she won't interact with you unless she wants something.
Don't own a Meteor Grimoire. She can sense that.
If she decides to go near you, do not panic, nor run yet. She has magic, you don't most likely, so unless you want a fireball or a Meteor hitting you, don't run.
Keep the talk short and brief. Prolonged exposure can be detrimental to your health in the long run.
If she asks for something, there's two ways to go around it. You can either give it to her quickly, or be the innocent victim of her next robbery/crime.
Don't try anything she gives you. Ever.
This is a split path. If she tries to take something from you, you can either choose to finally run or fight. Thankfully, she's pretty average at Puyo, so a good player can fend her off.
If everything goes well, she will leave you alone. And if you run, she probably won't chase you that much since you're just kinda a random dude to her.
For Schezo Wegey: (Or People in a Similar Scenario)
Before you even go out, don't wear cool-looking robes.
Don't own a Meteor Grimoire. She will sense that, especially if you're Schezo.
Same with the everyday man, keep your distance. If she spots you, it's absolutely over. Schezover, even.
If she spots you, everything changes now from the everyday man. She wants to approach you, she wants you...r items, or actually legit you. Don't show visible panic. Pretend she's not coming.
There's no shot you're going to be able to keep conversations short, she probably knows that you're trying to leave fast. However, try to keep your responses short enough, but not short to the point that she catches on.
If she asks for You, do NOT panic externally, which is easier said than done. Try to ask to elaborate. If she doesn't, you're fucked. If she does, give the thing to her...unless it's your clothes.
If you run, she's will very much chase you. There's several pieces of evidence for that, and unless you can run 100 meters in maybe 12 seconds, she will catch up to you with her broom. Even then, stamina issues for people, and she flies. Don't risk it unless you're absolutely confident.
This is a situation where you want her to leave first. If you noticed with some of the times Schezo gets harassed, she tended to leave first (Puyo 20th, Waku Puyo,) while in some cases, Schezo got out first (Madou Saturn, PuyoLympics but that went poorly), so try to make her leave first by doing...God know what.
If she tries to fight you, fight back. Self-defense is always good, and if you're Schezo or have a body similar to his, odds are her Meteor will hit you, but you'll survive. He's survived worse, you probably can too.
If everything goes well, you're free. Least for a little longer.
If you lose the fight, and everything else failed, FUCKING RUN. If Schezo can do it upon losing to her in Waku Waku Puyo Puyo Dungeon, you can too. Probably. Maybe.
Proof you can probably survive a Meteor:
(The Witch uses her spell...for 66 damage.)
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Let's Say, Theoretically, She Gets Arrested. What Happens?
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(Old image my girlfriend made years ago. Little did we know how it'd end.)
Prosecuting her will very much be a challenge because simply put, there's no damn police in Madou/Primp. Well, good ones at least.
For you see, there ARE police in Primp or Madou as a whole. But in Quest, there's police in Intral City, the place Atari's from, but unfortunately, even in there, they don't exactly do much.
Call up Miles Edgeworth and teleport him here, then we got a shot, or even some other stupid good lawyer.
I'm no Laywer, but I think she'd go to jail for her crimes.
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Conclusion:
The Witch is a very dangerous felon. Armed and Dangerous, it's best to stay as far away as possible, especially if your name is Schezo Wegey or occasionally Arle Nadja. If you see her...well, you have the steps, or you can say fuck it and ball. Your choice.
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And Now, Actual Updates:
I enjoyed writing this, it was fun. With this, I'll repeat myself from last posts.
I'll be taking a 2 week break from this. I'm experiencing minor burnout and I do need a break, I've been doing this consistently for a couple of months now.
I'll also be taking a break during Thanksgiving week, Christmas, and New Years week as well to spend time with family.
Thank you all for your support, it means an absolute ton to me and I'm grateful I have people who actually love my work. Hell, I've even made a few new friends from this, and I couldn't be any happier with the progress I made.
I began this stuff on the notion that no one will read these, but it'd be better to document these sorta things just for fun. Little did I know, a little over 35 followers later, that people would enjoy what I made and the info I share, even if some of it is... somewhat peculiar. The support I've gotten from the community is unreal, and it's genuinely appreciated that you guys care so much. Even you reading this means a lot to me.
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Thanks guys. Happy Halloween. Hope you enjoyed the show.
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wikiangela · 7 months
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15 questions, 15 mutuals
tagged by @fortheloveofbuddie @eddiediaztho @daffi-990 @theotherbuckley @thewolvesof1998 @liabegins @hoodie-buck
1. Are you named after anyone?
no, as far as I know 🤷
2. When was the last time you cried?
tbh don't remember but I've been on the verge of tears for a couple weeks now and im definitely due for a good cry lol gotta schedule it in somewhere lmao
3. Do you have kids?
no, hopefully one day
4. What sports do you play/have played?
idk if this counts but I used to dance for like 3 years, but that was soooo long ago (lowkey regret quitting ngl)
5. Do you use sarcasm?
not as much as I used to i think 🤷
6. What's the first thing you notice about people?
maybe smile? idk
7. What’s your eye color?
green
8. Scary movies or happy endings?
happy endings
9. Any talents?
don't think i have any
10. Where were you born?
Poland, in a city I still live near, and at this point it feels like ill never escape lol
11. What are your hobbies?
writing, reading, crocheting
12. Do you have any pets?
yep, 2 dogs, and I guess also a cat? she's been coming over to eat for like years now, so I guess she's ours haha
13. How tall are you?
157cm (like 5'2? according to google lol)
14. Favorite subject in school?
math <3 also english haha
15. Dream job?
I guess unrealistically, in my wildest dreams, it would be writer lol realistically no idea tbh, if I think about my future too hard I might just have a breakdown lmao
no pressure tags: @callaplums @forthewolves @thebravebitch @eddiebabygirldiaz @giddyupbuck @disasterbuckdiaz @monsterrae1 @loserdiaz @lover-of-mine @gayarthur @arthursdent @housewifebuck @honestlydarkprincess @spotsandsocks @hippolotamus
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finn-m-corvex · 7 months
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MORE FINN AUS GO GO GO!!!
I just posted something about them but I can post more-
Noah is bi and Tessa is demi! They're both cis
Tessa dyed part of her hair blond because of Libber (she has curly brown hair normally like Jay's) while Noah has a dyed streak with curly black hair like Nya's
Both of them have ADHD and slight autistic traits from Jay, but Tessa got Nya's compulsiveness and Noah got hit with the depression stick
Tessa is around 5'2 and Noah is 5'7
Most of the time they get along very well and they rarely fight unlike most twins. They actually like sharing some of their stuff and Jay kept enough boundaries between them to keep from having to share everything
When they do fight it's just because their mental health is conflicting on a bad day. Noah's depression is hitting a little too hard or Tessa's anxiety is a little too high and sometimes it's a mix. They always work it out tho
Keeping in theme with the Dad Jay AU, both of them are ultra-attached to Jay. Not having Nya around meant that both of them experienced the typical single parent clinginess. Cole was actually kinda like a second dad to them and he was the most supportive after Nya was gone
Tessa got super attached to Cole and Noah got super attached to Pixal and Zane. Both of them are equally attached to Lloyd and Kai
In this version of the AU combined with Taddy's (@taddymason) and Levi's (@rainofthetwilight), the Ninja didn't have any other kids. But in my separate one, most of the EMs sent whatever kids they had to be trained at the Monastery to be Ninjas!
Noah got all of the tech skills and the toaster breaks every time Tessa tries to touch it
Tessa needs solitude while Noah cannot be left alone. Solitude kills him and he can't be left by himself because he will start spiraling, whereas Tessa will get snappish and angry if you don't give her her space. It was a hard compromise but they managed
Even though Noah is bigger than her Tessa is still extremely protective over him. Noah is very sensitive because he inherited Jay's empathy and if someone hurts her little brother's feelings they will pay in blood
Noah is thrilled to have a little brother in Ethan esp when they have the same powers, and Tessa is fighting for her life and drowning in the tension between Kaida and Jenna
Tessa: please for the love of god CAN YOU STOP FIGHTING FOR TWO SECONDS PLEASE
Noah: this is awesome :D we should never leave :D :D :D
Basically Noah is a little sunshine bean and Tessa is the perfect amount of social anxiety and older sibling awkwardness
She doesn't know how to say that Kaida is basically the middle sister now because she's older by a year so she just keeps her mouth shut
Should I write more? I should probably write more shouldn't I
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Hazbin Top 5
I was going to make a top 10 character list, but realized after the first 5 I didn't know where to place anyone- But in case you're curious, some contenders for the remaining 6-10, in no specific order, were Angel Dust, Charlie, Emily, Niffty, and Sir Pentious. Now here's my top 5 with reasonings and appreciation for them all!
5. Lucifer
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Obviously bro is relatable, not only for his awkwardness and hyperfixations, but he also happens to be the same height as I am at about 5'2" (according to the sources I've seen). Being the same height as Lucifer is my biggest flex lmao- I still have no idea why his hatred of Alastor seemed so instant. Like yeah, Alastor was trying to annoy him by being a better dad to Charlie, but the whole 'fuck you' moment happened before any of that started. Did he just sense the bad vibes off of him or what? Anyway, his awkwardness and desperation to connect with his daughter make for probably my favorite lines of the episode, such as the "Hey bitch!" and the whole "You like girls? So do I!" situation followed by him being so distracted he called Vaggie by the wrong name. Perfect comedy
4. Lute
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I love her an insane amount for someone who shows up so relatively little with so few lines, but here we are. I've already made an entire post about her, here it is if you want it, so I'll keep this short (Spoiler alert: I failed). I actually don't think I mentioned just how attractive this woman is, so let's get that out there right now. I know I'm not the only one who thinks this, about half the people I've seen react to Episode 6 have seen Lute without her mask, took a pause of recognition, and we all knew what they were thinking before the pressed play. Istg my taste in women (and sometimes even men, thanks Vox) is just "Can they murder me without a second thought? Yes? That's hot". My favorite line of hers is when she's hyping up the army with Adam and says "Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass!" and even Adam has to be like "damn girl chill what the hell-" She's so feral I love her so much
3. Rosie
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Everyone needs a Rosie in their lives. I don't just mean a regular therapist, I mean a person in your life, friend or family member, who will talk you out of your downward spiral and gently call you out on why those paranoid thoughts are actually pretty unrealistic (the other side of the same coin would be Husk, he's just more blunt about it). I'm also still completely convinced she has some interesting and sad backstory based on how she was talking to Charlie and I need to know about it so bad. "It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, especially if those things hurt the ones you love" Ma'am what did you do? I find it hard to believe it's just about the cannibalism. I don't know if in this instance, she's the one who hurt someone or someone else hurt her and she was the one who failed to forgive them, but either way I need answers.
2. Vox
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Y'all know I love this man in more ways than one, he one the hottest Hazbin character poll for a reason. But I swear everything about this man makes me love him as a character more. First, I always love a technology based character, his electricity powers and literal screen head are the coolest thing in the world to me. He's voiced by Christian Borle, which was a fantastic choice, along with the glitched effect his voice gets when he's mad, I love to see it. Apparently it's also canon he can fly (with rocket shoes)?? He just keeps getting the best character design choices possible, this can't possibly be fair- The fact his first introduction was being done with Val, telling him to call tf down, and treating him like a child ("Now that's why they pay you the big bucks!") was a pretty good first impression for me lol, made even funnier when it was followed by him losing all sense of rationalism when Alastor entered his line of sight.
1. Alastor
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The character my blog is named after, this should not be a surprise. Shockingly enough, despite my obsession for him and acknowledgement of his charming nature and generally attractive design, I' do not simp for him in the slightest'm not personally attracted to him in the slightest. I simp for a TV and yet apparently deer man with permanent smile is where I draw the line idk- The most I want from him is to be as good of a friend to him as Rosie is (well that and to touch his ears but that's a given). But this is another character I love literally everything about. Who would've thought the concepts of 'radio host', 'serial killer', and 'literal deer' would work so well together to create this dapper yet terrifying fucking cryptid. Not only can he be either incredibly scary or a silly guy, he can and has done both at once. Example: Episode 3 when he's just casually eating a deer carcass in his room (in which he summoned a whole ass bayou). I was genuinely so glad when the 'this face was made for radio' thing happened in episode 1, confirming that they were still gonna lean into his creepy-as-fuck distortion and general vibe he had in the pilot. He's horrifying and evil and I love that about him. Meanwhile he also says shit like "Now he's pissy, that's the tea" (definitely taught to him by Rosie) and kicks his legs on the bed like a schoolgirl as if he hasn't committed countless atrocities. My favorite character, everyone-
Wow I wrote more than I meant to for this, sorry about the essay-
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chaosteddybear · 3 months
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Sasli
Information gathered and finalized
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Age: 35
Height: 5'2"
Pronouns: she
Sexuality: pan
Relationship style: anarchist, plays it by ear per person
(picrew)
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Species: tiefling
Relationships:
BG3: Raphael (ssh)
Star signs: aries sun, pisces moon, sagittarius rising
Alignment: Chaotic Good. Freedom baybeeee. She will fight to defend it for herself or others she cares about (which is most people). Even to her own detriment, esp for someone her heart beats for, even if she's their target in the process.
Soul Coin: Vibrant light blue, kind of like a powder blue, shimmery, covered in charcoal. You'll feel static when you touch it.
Short Backstory:
She was raised by her tiefling dad among wood elves. Not a very safe place for someone with strong emotions. She feels much safer and at home leaning into her milder qualities - cuteness, for example.
Having not learned how to accept her more devilish parts, she has historically focused on trying hard not to let them shine so as not to stand out in a negative way - a feeling she still embodies as she gravitates towards people who have those characteristics so she can feel more comfortable herself.
Her mother was a cambion - a daughter of Glasya - uninterested in her and unimpressed by her life. Her tiefling (Levistus) father raised her but recently died, so she has no more ties to home and doesn't plan to return.
Goals: Now, she is on a path to learn about fiends. She knows all the information she gets from those she asks is biased but she prefers it that way anyway, so as to also get to know people themselves, hoping to make friends. Much more fun getting to know people while learning than studying books.
Fear: She is most afraid of hurting others. She sees herself as greedy and selfish and tries not to be impulsive, and treats others like they're made of glass. So when she gets comfortable and starts not doing that, she will reflect and regret if there's any sign she made a misstep
Food: Sasli loooooooooves frivolous food, hates eating for any reason other than enjoyment. Favorite dish is a plate full of whipped cream.
Misc Q&A answers, collected:
- Loves being referred to using embarrassing or humiliating yet affectionate pet names but won't tell you this.
- Sasli loves making connections with those that make her gut flutter. People that help her feel comfortable being who she is. She has many different types of relationships with different people she finds love within herself for in different ways.
- She is a serial hustler. Odd jobs. She moves around a lot so like in our world she'd probably be a doordasher, handyman, and probably one or two other things rolling in and out depending what's paying.
- Sasli thinks the blood war is silly, can't demons and devils just get along? Ugh!
- She actually loves having her boundaries tested especially if it's deliberate by the other person in an attempt to learn how to interact with her, which she would feel honored by. She would feel so safe and happy if she tries to set one and the other person actually accepts it. Swoon, Sasli!
- Conversely, Sasli is hyper afraid of crossing others' boundaries. Being so open, she has a history of misjudging what is ok versus not.
Unfortunately her fear of crossing others' boundaries sometimes makes her seem cold towards people she ought to get along very well with, in fear of hurting them. She is particularly comfortable and attracted to those who handle their boundaries very well and keep her in check because it helps her know she isn't a bull in a giftshop like she was in that forest.
She is a huge sub but will service top when asked, like a good sub hehe. But she's so insecure about doing it when not warranted that even if it seems obvious that it's wanted, she won't engage unless specifically asked (or she knows them well enough which would take a while).
- Her dice would be simple, brown, wooden. At one point she painted them with deep red paint, tracing the lines of the creases and the numbers delicately. With her tongue sticking out for focus of course. But that's faded now.
- There is a string of frustrated people who thought she was sending them mixed signals because she flirted with them then stopped when she felt it wasn't reciprocated and she ought to stop, so she did, and they thought she was a tease.
- Sasli is insecure about her existence. She always feels like she's intruding. She notices every little slight, imagines some, and convinces herself everybody just wants her gone. Mix and Turgi know this well and go out of their way to share how happy they are she's with them often.
- With respect to lying, Sasli would be most likely to lie about her past or any negative emotions, in an attempt to protect the other person. Usually she just tries to be vague and brush over it but sometimes little lies feel needed. She hates being pitied because it makes her untrusting of people's kindness.
If you want to intimately learn about her, she'd need to feel like you wouldn't be led to be falsely nice to her anyway, wouldn't be negatively affected yourself by sad stories yourself, or at least wouldn't let it affect how you treat her (comforting in the moment would be fine but even that would make her feel a little guilty). She'd need to know that you actually want to know and care.
- She has a collection of rocks. Some of them might be valuable but she has no idea which, she just likes to look at and touch them.
Some rocks have stories where she remembers where she got them or who gave them to her, and she loves thinking about them and remembering where they came from.
Turgi will often sit with her and help her set her intentions and pick rocks to match them, which she will then carry in her pocket and use as inspiration to live intentionally. Maybe someday she will get them put in jewelry...
She doesn't really own much else of note. While she enjoys nice or interesting fabrics that feel good against her skin, she is happy to say hello and goodbye to things and enjoy them while they're there.
-To drink, she likes rum most - spiced rum, ideally. And in a mixed drink she would love it spicy but not diluted. Without alcohol, she likes cold teas, unsweetened.
- Love Languages: loves to receive info dumping but only after she cares about you or if it's about something she's interested in, and it'll take her even longer to do it to you but if she does she finds it very intimate. Sasli is also a huge fan of Deep Pressure (crush her soul back into her body) and Penguin Pebbling (expand her rock collection) and she would love to do the same back :3
She also will require words of affirmation if she's going to be comfortable around you, and gives them liberally, but they're more of a necessity than a love language because they don't affect her love but rather her comfort.
Sasli lives for physical touch. She gets such a rush from touch with a stranger, especially if it's held and they don't back away from her. Just the small intimacy gives her warmth.
- If she raided my closet she would grab my finest lingerie. But she would keep those for only her favorite partners prob, the ones who really deserve it! She'd prioritize my flowy dresses with very low cut necklines 😌 the ones I'd never wear to work of course. And she'd twirl in them, a lot.
- Sasli thinks jealousy is a necessary evil, it's not great but it's definitely natural and acceptable. She finds it endearing when someone trusts her enough to show their jealousy, and she would love to comfort them if they matter to her and try to help them through it. She has a high tolerance for jealousy in others and will accept it being handled badly but she'd prefer to help.
She definitely loves turning jealousy into a kink.
As far as her own jealousy, when she feels it she notices right away and acknowledges it as a sign of something not being right. She will think and reflect on what's out of place so she can either address it or choose not to address it (in cases where she can't address it she will try to seek Turgi for some help accepting it or changing her situation).
If she's feeling a void...she will fill it.
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iciwelcome-home · 11 months
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A Rich Welcome Home AU - Welcome Mansion
Okay! I think I'll go for it, the AU of Welcome Home and it's the Rich!Wally Darling. No clue of the AU name of it, but maybe Welcome Mansion... eh. I'll work on it. Anyway! The ideas of the roles I'll give to cast of Welcome Home Show. Plus some small info in my AU.
Wally Darling - The owner of the Darling Mansion. Took ownership after his parents passed away when he was only 14. He's been kinda spoil by his parents, but slowly becomes kinda cold after losing his parents, fearing to lose anyone he's close too. (He's probably 5'2" ft tall in this AU). There's a rumor about Wally, but are they true?
Barnaby B Beagle - Butler and Guard. Has been best/close friends with Wally since they were kids (at age 6 or 7). His adoptive mom is part of a family of maids & butlers. So far, one of the ones that Wally is somewhat nice to. Barnaby tries his best to make sure no intruders gets in... He is a guard DOG 😆Sorry!
Julie Joyful - Journalist, disguise as a Gardener. Has been working as a journalist in her family business for 5 years. She has heard rumors about Wally Darling and hopes to get the info before the others. Her partner in crimes is Frank, who has worked with her for 2 years. In order to get the truth, she decide to 'work' as a gardener to get close... which is hard.
Frank Frankly - News Reporter, disguise as a Butler. Takes their job serious as a reporter, having some odd feelings about the Darling Mansion. Tries to Julie from going into trouble, they were force to 'work' as a butler in order to get some info. However, a certain butler is making things hard to focus. *coughs*Eddie*coughs*
Eddie Dear - Head Butler. Has follows in his father's footsteps in butler lines. Despite Wally's somewhat harsh orders, Eddie could tell Wally is lonely and he hopes someone would at least get Wally to be nicer. For now, he follows Wally's orders and looks after the mansion. He does help and teaches new butlers and maids when they arrived and he is taking interest on the new butler named Frank.
Howdy Pillar - Limousine Driver. Work as Wally's driver for 2 years. Well-manner and goes where Wally would like to go, he doesn't get harsh treatment... unless he has to carry what Wally will buy (mainly hair products). He would talk his troubles towards the mechanic when the limo needs tune up.
Poppy Partridge - Kitchen Maid; also head Maid. Is like the mom towards everyone and is one of the ones who Wally treats nicely. She enjoys cooking and feeding everyone. If she gets sick, Wally would step in, but many would quickly take over to cook since Wally is not good at cooking.
Sally Starlet - Scullery Maid. Good in washing clothes, she's one of the new recruits, not knowing much about the Darling family. She would sometimes be in charge of telling stories to Wally to help him sleep and she's good at it, acting out and stuff. She does wonder what happened to his parents though, but it's a touchy subject...
Home - Mansion, duh! Had been around since Wally's great grandpa was alive. In this AU, Home the descendant of living buildings and enjoys hearing music playing. Sort of a second close friend and one of the ones that Wally is nice to. Knew the Darling family and sometimes reminds Wally he's a tad too harsh. Home is also one of the two who knows what happened to Wally's parents, sadly... no one, but Wally could understood them.
Now for my OCs that will be in Rich AU...
Eric Hopper - A recent homeless rabbit puppet, soon to becomes Butler. Lost his home after his mom kicked him out for losing a job. Despite that, he's still kind. As a kid, he did found and return something to a puppet boy with blue hair, but it was so long ago, Eric doesn't remember who was the boy until Eric stopped a robber from taking money from Wally Darling. As thanks, Eric was dragged and asked to be a butler which Eric agrees until he kinda regrets due to Wally's treatment. It seems he can under Home... [Also! In Eric's Place, Y/N would be also be in this role]
Whiskers Furball - Mechanic. In charge of fixing the limousine and often hears rumors about the Darling family. Somewhat an Informant for Julie to get juicy gossip around the neighborhood. He seems to lit up when Howdy comes around.
Possibly more??
...I might change the roles, but let's go with these for now. 😅 I might add Barnaby's mom in the AU, along with Julie's siblings if I want to. I will tried to sketch the main ones out in the roles in the future.
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lincolndjarin · 10 months
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Lysa & Elaine ✮ BKS
hated all the sketches i did of them (whoops) gonna take a shower and try again. until then here's some background information on princess!readers personal servants, including basic information on their relationship, origins, and descriptions that most likely won't be included in bks but are canon. enjoy!
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。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
the only canon description of the girls i recall is when reader draws them so here's that:
Elaine: "You draw the short horns that come up from the top of her head in cone shapes. The long head tails that fell down her shoulders, you’d never seen a Togruta with them as long as hers. You lightly shade in the red parts of her skin, leaving the white spots on her face empty of any ink."
Lysa: "Her big round eyes, her olive skin, and her short black hair. You draw her next to Elaine. It feels weird to separate them." 
here's a more detailed description of how i imagine them :)
Lysa: i've had a couple of different visualizations for her (which is why it's hard for me to draw her) but here's the main points that are always the same
short curly black hair
olive skin
wide round eyes
significantly shorter than elaine
at shortest probs like 4'9, at tallest 5'2
hooked nose
thick eyebrows
she has a few beauty marks
tiny little tooth gap :)
a perpetual confused look on her face
she wears mostly long skirts and cotton tunics
keeps her hair back when possible, typically with headbands and bandanas
gold jewelry
Elaine:
from the start she's always been red to me
almond eyes
short horns, almost like they never grew in
super fucking long head tails
asymmetrical face patterns
very very tall probably 6'2
like fr a permanent frown on her face unless she's actively laughing, oddly stern expression. crazy rbf
wears pretty jeweled headbands
wears those cool ass flowy linen pants and sleeveless tops
silver jewelry
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
relationship and backstory:
I think it's clear at this point that they are lovers and have been for quite some time and I adore them. once again this is not going to be deeply discussed in bks, mostly because it won't be important to Din and Readers story but also it's still important to me LMAO
basically in my head canon (as the author when i headcanon does it just become canon?) is that they were in a very similar situation. elaine was a part of a small outer rim royalty adjacent?? family, something more like a dukedom or a lordship sort of thing. she wasn't in an arranged marriage or anything, she was mostly just facing pressure from her family to find a partner and settle down (is there homophobia in star wars??? not in my canon! anyway,,,) lysa's family was employed by elaines family. they grew up together and eventually once it was expected of elaine to marry when she came of age she decided she wanted to be with lysa which resulted in her exile from her family. they traveled around doing odd jobs for a period of time before finally setting on something permanent where they could have a life together on Naboo.
idk if anyone cares about this but uhhh yeah. that's my girls <3
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hello!! i was wondering if i could get a ROTTMNT character match up (when ur free and got the time!!)??
i go by many many online names, but usually i stick with sandra! i'm southeast asian, 5'2, and gender non conforming. i got black hair that's in a medium-length butterfly haircut and i usually dress up in a soft-grunge style (i don't have a specific style in reality, too indecisive for that rip).
i have audhd, and find it hard to open up to people. when i have an interest, it's usually really intense! marine biology, certain video game franchises, tv shows, music, the arts—i'm super passionate about all of them and find myself infodumping if i dont catch myself. i keep to myself the majority of the time, but when i open up to people that i believe i can trust, i'm usually described as energetic and very active!
dancing, singing, playing music, and drawing are my main go-to hobbies. especially music—i know how to play the piano, violin, cello, bass, and guitar! the last two are self-taught, but i got a few years under my belt :D
i'm an esfp, and i love listening to people talk about their passions and their love for whatever it is. i'm dramatic and love doing things for shits and giggles (for the plot yk), but i'm bad at recognising and understanding other people's feelings at times. i'm horrendous at comforting others and i can not read between the lines for the life of me.
so sorry for typing so much!! i wanted to make sure u had good material to work with 🤲
i hope you have a wonderful day evening or night !!!
—🌷 anon <33
Hey Sandra! As you didn't state a preference for your partner, I'm going to assume that either any is fine!
Also genuine question, should I add my taglist on these?
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Don't ask how but I can see myself shipping you with April!
💚 - When it comes to dressing up, let's be honest, April could probably rock anything [much like I bet you do!]
💚 - So please for the love of god, let her borrow your clothes. She may not ask for it much, but if you're cool with it she is burrowing herself into your clothes-
💚 - Height-wise, I'd say 5'2" is pretty average, but compared to April, oh boy-
💚 - Her canonical height is 4'8", but let's give her a few inches out of pity, and make her around 5'0"...yeah no she's still short.
💚 - If it takes time for you to open up to people, don't worry! She'll be there, waiting and by your side the whole time.
💚 - As for special interests, if you happen to like a video game she has, she'll definitely let you borrow it. Hell, you guys can play together, maybe even infodump!
💚 - ^^ She'll probably sit there, head propped up in her hand, smiling at you softly.
💚 - Now, as for music, I'm sorry if this is just me projecting, but music players,,,
💚 - Would probably swoon if you ever wrote her a song, or even played for her.
💚 - Would probably ask you to teach her a few things, even if it's just the basics.
💚 - You're both extroverted so expect more outdoorsy dates! Amusement parks, bowling, arcades, whatever your heart desires, it shall get!
💚 - Now, as a fellow ✨THEATER KID✨ if you're demiromantic, aro-spec, or just more of a friends to lovers kinda person, depending on how long you've known each other, and if she can trust you to keep a secret, she might introduce you to Donnie, and maybe even the other turtles.
💚 - Pass the vibe check, please, because if her brothers friends don't like you, I'm sorry but you're gonna have to go-
💚 - Now, if you do vibe with them, especially Donnie, maybe, just maybe, you might get an invite to become an official member of the DPFL [Dorky Pals For Life] club.
💚 - Being unable to comfort April on a bad day might lead to an awkward gap between you two at times, but if you two can talk it out, you'll be just fine!
💚 - As for reading between the lines, if you're unable to read a room, or understand a joke, or just something someone said, she'd got you covered <3
I hope you liked it! <33
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iheartchv · 4 months
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If you were still doing COD matchups, I would love one if it's not too much trouble.If not, no worries, can just say I love your stuff so far and keep up the good work!
Thanks so much if you have the time for it, but thanks either way if you're too busy! Cheers!
I'm a big fan of Soap, Ghost, Roach, and Keegan, but if any other characters stand out to you, I'm down!
I'm a 5'2 plus-sized woman working on getting my master's degree in writing and editing. I'd love to be an author and maybe a professor or documentarian someday. I love reading, photography, cooking/baking, and while I'm too poor to travel right now I'd love to do it in the future! I'm a history buff, a gamer, and a literature nerd that is laughably full of trauma/CPTSD but I'm doing alright so far.
My friends lovingly call me a "doormat" because I'm too nice, but really I just like to give people a chance and avoid snap judgements. I'm a very patient person and I think long and hard before making big decisions, although I can also be prone to impulse buys and jumping into things to avoid giving myself the chance to psych out.
I've often been told that I'm a very stoic individual with flat intonation, making me often look angry or bored even when I'm having a good time. I'm the kind of person who really comes to life when I'm with people I care about or talking about the things I'm currently fixated in. It always shocks people when they speak to me and I'm comfortable enough with them to joke around and let my "weird energy" out. I once crawled on my friends floor in college pretending to be a French tortoise because she said that I smiled like a koopa troopa when I was being devious. Je suis un tortue... She never lets me forget.
I also have a tendency to laugh hysterically when stressed or flustered and it has been described as sounding like a "maniacal drugged up clown."
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// thanks ^^ I hope you like your matchup~
🤔hmmm... I match you with...
Keegan P. Russ
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I think you'd be paired with Keegan
He may be quiet but with the right person he shows another side of him
That's where you come in
One night, you were being followed by someone
Luckily Keegan happened to be nearby and told the guy to scram
When he turned around to you, were met with the most gorgeous blue grey eyes... on such a handsome face
"You okay?"
"Yeah..." you'd give a nod
His voice made your heart jump and skip a beat
He offered to walk you home the rest of the way
He notices that you're carrying a book bag, figured you were probably a college student
"What're you studying?"
You tell him what your plans were for college and the future
Whether he was interested or was just listening to you, it felt nice to talk to someone
There was something about him you couldn't ignore....
He asks for your name, and he tells you his
You got so carried away with talking that you didn't realize you were home
He stops at your doorstep
You thanked him, trying not to show how bashful you felt
He just small smiled and replied,"Good night, miss", watching you walk inside before leaving
Every now and then you'd run into Keegan and he'd give you a smile that made butterflies tickle in your belly
For a local magazine/newspaper, there was a short story section that was looking for monthly stories to be submitted
You took the chance and wrote a short story, Keegan being your inspiration
The way you described the male protagonist had same features and qualities like Keegan... except the name was spelled different
When it was published, and after many compliments from the townspeople and your friends, Keegan read it
The story you wrote wasn't too far from the life he lived being a part of the Ghosts
Since then Keegan started getting close to you
And you didn't mind that at all
As he got to know you, the more silly side of you, he couldn't get you off his mind
He's falling for you...
After telling you his feelings for you, you happily accepted him
Because after knowing more about him, you had fallen for him, too
Now you two are inseparable
Some would say a "cute couple"
Keegan loves having you in his arms
He loves holding you, giving you kisses all over, just being so loving
He's so warm and caring
He didn't care if anyone would make fun of him
All that mattered was you and your happiness
His love gift would be acts of service
He'll do things for you: give you a massage, help you get comfy after a rough day, etc.
If he feels that something is bothering you, he wants to know
"Come on, sweetheart. You can tell me anything"
When your sad, or break down in tears, he will hold you and rock you gently, speaking in a soft, slow voice:
"It's alright. I got you, my love. I have you..."
He'll kiss and wipe your tears away
"You're always safe with me" he'd assure you
"I'm always here for you"
He swears to protect you with his life
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