Not me lying awake in bed at midnight unable to sleep because I can’t lie down on my back perfectly straight with my arms at my side or folded over my chest at the recommendation of Captain Holt which leads me down a spiral of replaying funny scenes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine in my head and causes me to lose even more sleep but it’s totally worth it because Brooklyn Nine-Nine is one of the greatest shows ever and I fucking love it. NINE-NINE!
so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
Viennese poet Ernst Jandl (1925 – 2000), was an active soldier in World War II. In this experimental poem, which plays on the word "Schützengraben", "war trench", he processed his experiences in the tranches of the battlefield. He wrote about this kind of poem: "The speech poem is only effective by reading it out loud, the length and intensity of the sounds are fixed by the spelling. Tension arises from the succession of short and long sounds, hardening of the word by removal of the vowels, disassembling the word and reshuffling of its elements to new, expressive sound groups, varied word repetitions with thematically justified supply of new words to the explosive final punchline."
"gordon freeman was 27 he should have been at the club" before getting his Black Mesa job dr. freeman spent a chunk of his twenties in europe in the late 1990s. the reason half life 1's soundtrack is all industrial techno is because that's what's playing in his head 24/7