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Der Grund warum ich überhaupt erst Bernd das Brot und Käpt'n Blaubär gemalt hatte war übrigens als Vorbereitung auf das hier.
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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.
now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".
but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.
I mean, holy shit
i will use these as reaction images until i die
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#german stuff#bundesTag#selbstbestimmungsgesetz#deutschland#lgbtq#lsbtq#trans#trans*#for all my non german followers germany just made it easier to change your name and gender on official documents!!!#i am not actually german but i live in germany#so very happy for all my liebe deutsche Freund*innen
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Our chancellor became a pirate or sth
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friends, fellow Mitbürger, and people who have been to germany
i'm on the bus and there is a group of teens behind me playing yellow car and debating (loudly) if taxis count as yellow. so, because i'm curious and for science:
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Welche Ausbildung solltest du machen? Ein absolut ernstzunehmendes Uquiz, wie es sie sonst nur beim Arbeitsamt gibt.
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#ich will das wissen hallo?? wen haben die da gefragt? leute aus bayern?#german stuff#deutsch#bundesTag#idk was sonst noch für tags aber was.
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Germanblr aufgepasst, this is not a drill!
Ich hab heute im Aldi Spekulatius gesehen. Und Dominosteine. Und Christstollen.
Ich mein, es ist ja schon September...
I repeat, this is not a drill.
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Wegen dem Bahnstreik saß ich heute am Kölner Hauptbahnhof für eine Weile fest und musste Zeit totschlagen, also hab ich bei der Gelegenheit einen historischen Ort dort besucht.
#german#german stuff#deutsch#deutsches zeug#op#bundesTag#ich hoff einfach mal dass ich da nichts weiter erklären muss
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...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
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It's Hausarbeit season y'all
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It's always "tja", and "na" usw but what about "gönn dir"? how's that for an untranslatable expression?does english have anything that even comes close? i could translate "doch" if i really tried but not my baby "gönnen". she's special. the simultaneous tenderness and hilarity that it entails? she's everything and more. no word will ever be her and you know it.
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Just bought fresh bread from a local bakery and tried it first thing back home, 12 healed, 1 resurrected
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