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scoobhead · 19 days

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#for reference i say gay-org #like the german name #but i recently learned that apparently people say it differently??? WACK #poll #spiders georg #nat og #1k #2k #5k #10k

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nattousan · 1 year

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i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

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#nat chats #like i tell it very flowery but that's literally what happened #i wanna make a bumper sticker that just says “ask me about my crabs”#just so i can show people #og post

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turnabouthellos · 2 years

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ace attorney fans are applying their clown makeup once again

#capcom showcase #nat og #pwaa

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natdrinkstea · 2 months

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[flirting] hey baby, wanna stay up until midnight listening to me read the Wikipedia article for the concept of the Final Girl out loud?

#I LOVE 80S SLASHERS AND I LOVE FINAL GIRLS #we just finished Friday the 13th and im reading Carol Clover's og definition #and it's SO INTERESTING to me how gender was explored through horror #(at least to her)#ACK!!!#nat chats

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theunfairfolk · 2 years

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jack, who climbed into the giants’ realm. jack who paid dearly for the treasures he reaped. lucky and ruthless, he escaped with his life. jack who came back different.

jack whose name we now all know. the boy, the fool, the giant killer. jack with a fortune to rival the gods. jack who had always been different.

some live in the bones, those corpses he left behind, big as mountains. strangers ask of the caves, the yellow-white walls, carrying stories of him, his wit, his cruelty.

the whispers that come will come the same; this is the house that jack built.

#jack #jack the giant killer #jack the giant slayer #jack and the beanstalk #this is the house that jack built #fairy tale #nursery rhyme #folklore #folktale #thanks tk lew and nat for the edit help #og

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greyias · 9 months

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After encountering a game breaking bug in the first five minutes I now have a cute little half-elf Paladin girl now. It only took me three tries, and apparently her 3.0 self is rolling terribly in comparison to Aravyn Prime. She has failed every single check and it's starting to get a little hilarious.

(I'll probably not post too much in the way of spoilers, but if you want to opt out of bg3posting, you can filter out #grey's bg3 tag)

#grey's bg3 tag #seriously #she's rolled a nat 1 on perception #like a 5 on a second perception check #she somehow miserably failed an easy dexterity check (and she has +1 dex!)#i stg when she meets astarion she's just going to look at him and go #'man you're really pale my dude here's some sunscreen'#but she's really pretty #and has the world's fluffiest ponytail #i hope gale likes 'em dumb #because with the way she's rolling #i have a feeling she's going to live up to the blonde stereotype #oc: aravyn #ari's og campaign

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autism-swagger · 8 months

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There is a correct answer to this. I'm just not sure what it is.

#idk man. some of them just give off really intense sibling vibes #as in they have siblings #yellowjackets #nat scatorccio #lottie matthews #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #van palmer #taissa turner #misty quigley #Yellowjackets tag #og fandom post tag

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ourflagmeansgayrights · 2 years

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my experience watching episode 1 of a league of their own:

i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women THE SWEDE??????? i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women i love women

#ofmd #our flag means death #aloto #a league of their own #nat faxon #the swede #mine #txt #the ONLY reason i recognized him is bc i keep keep googling his name to tag him whenever i reblog bts pics w the cast to this blog #so i keep seeing pictures of his normal look. which has all his teeth and doesn’t have long blond hair #idgaf abt his character in aloto obviously. some white guy who thinks athletic women are hot i guess idk. he has like 2 lines in episode 1 #anyway more importantly: this show is so gay and has so many women.#og

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natsmagi · 1 year

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

#OG MY GOD #WHAT #WHAG ?????????.?????#TYESE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN SO OVERWHELMING #OH MY GOD #NATSUMUGI #war era natsumugi #oh mh god #Oh m #oguhOGUFOHSHSAVJ #nat rambles #edit sorry i cant stop thinking about natsumes tender smile Oh my god #nats enst posting

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imperialstark · 11 months

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Steve accidentally gets teleporting powers and he’s having trouble controlling them. The whole team got zapped by some science p/magic ray and either had their powers swapped with some random power or was given some. And they are all getting the hang of them* but Steve’s having trouble. In that instead of teleporting anywhere at will, the man keeps randomly landing on top of TONY

And the trouble is they called in a teleporting expert to teach him (like Nightcrawler or whatever) but Steve keeps getting the first exercise wrong. See he’s taken a distance away and then has to picture and focus on one place and then poof over there. This way they can test the distance he can poof and how to learn to be deliberate rather then random. But unfortunately, for SOME reason, Steve keeps landing on top of poor Tony who is either trying to figure out his own temporary power down by the Hudson River, or actually working at the office, at a coffee shop, and then finally sleeping in bed, poof here’s Steve!

(Turns out Steve’s “focus point” was supposed to be home, and oops Steve’s heart has made the Tony=home leap before his brain did. Both are confused until they aren’t lol)

*Tony got hydrokinesis, which is fun but ehhhh, he’s got work to do and water and electronics don’t mix. Clint got super bouncy powers so he’s being an annoying rubber ball around the tower, Bruce can talk to animals, Nat got super strength, Thor got mind reading and left to go hang out in space because no thank you)

steve automatically fixating on tony as his home!!!💖💖💖💖💖 god they're so DUMB

also my brain is SENDING me over the image of clint bouncing like 90 miles per hour around the compound shchdhhd

i feel like all of the avengers would adapt fairly well to their new powers and thor is absolutely the smartest one there for fucking off after developing telekinesis. like tony and steve are annoyingly oblivious on a good day but being able to hear every pining sigh from them ALONG with their mopey inner monologues would actually kill him fhhdhr

#avengers #stony #steve rogers #tony stark #marvel #stony hours™️#og 6 #i actually feel like bruce would enjoy talking to animals #getting a chance to chill out with them when the avengers get to be too much #and i feel like nat would be realistic excited to have super strength but she wouldn't show it #gabi talks

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loveable-sea-lemon · 2 years

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oh 🥺

(via max's ig)

#maxnat #max kornthas #nat natasitt #cutie pie series #cutie pie the series #cutie pie #yidiao #domundi #og posting #the hits

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scoobhead · 1 month

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hi welcome to the locked tomb. here's a crash course.

gideon and gideon are different characters

gideon and kiriona are the same character

gideon and pyrrha are different characters but in the same body (gideon's)

gideon is dead now so now the body is just pyrrha's

gideon is also dead, but not really? but also definitely

palamedes and camilla are two different characters who alternated between the same body (camilla's) for a while after palamedes died

now cam and pal have become one character named just paul. that's paul's body now.

harrow and alecto switched bodies for a while but it's ok they got better

alecto and nona are the same character

nona was in harrow's body but then she died kind of

alecto and the planet earth are the same character

dulcinea and cytherea are NOT the same character, but cytherea pretended to be dulcinea for a while (dulcinea was dead the whole time)

there are two different characters called teacher. one of them is god

god is actually named john but we all call him jod (to avoid confusion)

god isn't actually god

hope this helps!

#the locked tomb #tlt #tlt spoilers #gtn spoilers #htn spoilers #ntn spoilers #nat og #1k #2k

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nattousan · 4 days

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i like it when animals have scientific names where its just the same word twice,

like fuck yea Vulpes vulpes, Gallus gallus, Mola mola

name so nice you say it twice

#this is called a tautonym btw #biology #taxonomy #animals #scientific names #og post #nat chats

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kayvsworld · 1 year

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i was not expecting steve to be my favourite avengers assemble character but ohhhh my goodness he’s so good. he’s SO good he’s so so good i adore him...also he loves tony stark as much as i love tony stark, if not more, which makes him the most relatable 4 me personally <3

#HES LIKE. SUCH A SWEETHEART i would follow him into battle etc. sunshine man #blows kiss 2 the sky. 4 captain america #kayvswords #also avengers assemble is the perfect non-comic marvel media they made it for me specifically and personally. beautiful no notes 10/10 #i dont like this nat as much as mcu nat or what ive seen of comics nat #but this is the ONLY downside i love it i love it #fuck an mcu avengers assemble is where its at #its like watching mcu without havint to watch mcu and also it's good. nice cool 10/10 big og avengers comics vibes

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musicalchaos07 · 9 months

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Making them have a Gorgeous (Taylor's Version) moment

#nobody's doing mutual pining like them!#ANS THAT'S ON CHARLIE & NAT'S NATURAL CHEMISTRY #and by taylor's version I mean listening to OG reputation and feeling like a bad swiftie #and by a gorgeous moment I mean making heart ees at each other #I love writing #spidey jancy au #jancy

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miezmiau-animations · 10 months

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Oh- Oh dear.

What did we just walk into-?

Bbg pose Nat by yours truly~

The original pose base was made by someone in the tsp fandom but i can't figure out who. :,)

So uh- THANKS PEOPLE! CREDIT GOES OUT TO YOU, YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEINGS!

Nat belongs to @animsay28

#miezes art #tsp #the stanley parable #tspud #THANKS TSP FANDOM #anis boy #Nat #og Nat #digital artwork

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