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#not exactly ironstrange but idk still supreme family
strangeironaf · 2 years
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Stephen: I am in charge of this disaster!
Peter: I have a name, you know.
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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MJ: Watcha doin?
Peter: Trying to steal Dr Strange's ghost dog
MJ: Scandalous.
MJ: Can I help?
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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Tony: Where have you been all day?
Peter: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Peter, in a high voice, holding a barbie doll: hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Harley, in a deep voice, holding a ken doll: nonsense, barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Tony: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Peter: playing systemic oppression.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Harley: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Stephen: You people already know too much about me.
Peter: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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Stephen, trying to cheer Peter up: Things could be worse, you know!
Peter: How?
Stephen: How what?
Peter: How could they be worse?
Stephen: They couldn’t, I lied.
Peter:
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Stephen: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Peter: How can you still say that?
Stephen: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony, to toddler! Harley: Hey, Harley, do you remember the day you were born?
Harley: no, but I remember when, ummm... The earth split open and I crawled out of hell
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Peter: I told doctor dad his ears flush when he lies.
Harley: why?
Peter: look.
Peter: Hey doctor dad! Do you love us?
Stephen, covering his ears: no.
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strangeironaf · 4 years
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Tony: Sorry it took us so long to bail you out of jail.
Harley: No, it was my fault. I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank the police department.
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