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ultrone · 2 months

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୧ ‧₊˚ look after you ! 🛹

jackieshauna with skater!gf ✫ u hurt yourself while skating and ur gfs take care of you <33 angst n fluff, 2.9k wc

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the clock struck 3:45 pm, and the bell rang, indicating the end of the school day. collecting your physics book and backpack, you said goodbye to kevyn, your usual seatmate in your last block, and made your way to your locker. inside, you unloaded your heavy backpack and retrieved your skateboard, neatly stashed at the back.

each morning, shauna would give you and jackie a ride to school. however, for the journey back home, you often preferred to skate. while you'd rather ride with your girlfriends, they were tied up with soccer practice almost every day. nevertheless, it didn't bother you; after all, you spent most of your time with them anyway, and you genuinely enjoyed skating. the sensation of the breeze against your skin, the rhythmic clatter of wheels on the pavement, combined with your favorite music, felt very soothing and therapeutic.

once you stepped onto the school’s parking lot, you quickly placed your board on the ground and hopped onto it with your usual ease. the trip back home wasn't too long, just about 10 to 15 minutes on your skateboard. however, occasionally, you'd take a different route through the nearby park or empty parking areas, extending your ride for fun or to practice some tricks along the way.

honestly, you were relieved when your girlfriends had practice at the same time you skated. although they don’t mind, they've been a bit worried because you've been getting hurt quite often.

you've been skating for a while now, but recently, you've been putting extra effort into mastering some new tricks. your recent focus has been on different kickflip variations, and you've also started working on your grind and slides. while you've only ended up with some scratches and bruises so far, nothing too unusual, your girlfriends can be a bit nagging about it. jackie even suggested getting you a helmet, but you brushed it off, saying helmets are for "losers"—even shauna chuckled at the idea, so jackie let it go. nevertheless, they were genuinely concerned and insistent about you taking it easy. but of course, now that they had no eyes on you, you practiced and fell as much as you could without a care in the world. and if you were being honest, you enjoyed the extra attention and affection they showered you with when you were injured.

around eight minutes into your skating session, your stomach started growling. the lunch today was a burger with one of the toughest patties you've ever bitten into, along with some dry ass fries, so you tossed your tray and decided to skip lunch altogether. just as you were cringing at the memory of the unappetizing cafeteria food, your eyes lit up when you saw the glowing sign of the "pearl diner," renowned for serving the best milkshakes in wiskayok. without a second thought, you hopped off your skateboard and went in, ordering one to go.

now, with your refreshing and delicious drink in hand, you resumed your journey back home, taking a slight detour to the left, heading towards the park nearest to your house.

now that you had reached your destination, fortunately finding it empty, you cranked up your music all the way up and began taking longer strides, picking up speed. for the first few minutes, you warmed up with a few ollies, pushing yourself to go as fast as possible, and occasionally sipping from the milkshake in your hand. you were so accustomed to high speeds that you didn't bother stowing away your backpack and drink. the thought of falling seemed distant, as you were feeling particularly confident today.

once you felt confident enough, you rode towards the stairs that led to the parking lot. there was a bar dividing them in the middle, and you deemed it the perfect spot to practice your slides. the timing couldn't be better, as the park was completely empty, sparing you from any karens scolding you for supposedly ruining the bar's paint, which, according to them, had been "funded by the neighborhood's taxes," you mimicked mentally in a mock high-pitched voice as you rolled your eyes.

approaching the railing, you took one last stride, placing both feet on the board in an ollie position, ready to execute your trick. as you got close to it, you performed an ollie, and the middle of your board landed perfectly on the bar, allowing for a smooth slide. however, the impact was stronger than you anticipated, causing you to fall hard against it. by the time you were nearing the end of the slide, your skateboard broke in half, resulting in a harsh fall to the ground. in the process, your drink spilled, and your face slid against the pavement.

"hngh-" you grunted, feeling a loud ringing in your ears and too weak to stand up. you realized you must have hit your head pretty hard as your face felt numb. not only that, but your hands and knees burned, likely from scratches. lying flat on the ground, you pulled out your earbuds, finding the music too much to bear. you remained in that position for a couple of minutes until you started to feel the floor beneath your face becoming very wet. shit, now my face is going to be all sticky from the milkshake, you thought, assuming the wetness was from your spilled drink, too lightheaded to detect the metallic odour instead of sweetness.

it wasn’t until you heard two car doors shutting loudly, followed by a pair of hurried footsteps, that you snapped back to your senses.

the world swirled around you, a dizzying blend of pain and confusion. your skateboard lay in pieces beside you, and the taste of blood lingered on your lips. the metallic scent was unmistakable now—definitely not from a spilled milkshake. you groaned, trying to push yourself up, but your limbs felt like lead.

“what the hell happened here?” shauna’s voice cut through the haze. she knelt beside you, her soccer cleats digging into the gravel. her eyes widened as she took in the sight of your battered face. “jackie, get over here!”

jackie appeared at shauna’s side, her expression shifting from curiosity to concern. “whoa, what-”

“look at her!” shauna gestured at you, her anger palpable. “that damn skateboard-”

“shauna, focus,” jackie interrupted. “we need to help her.”

you blinked at them, their faces coming into focus. they both stared at you with concern etched on their faces, moving in sync as jackie dropped to her knees beside you as well.

“hey,” jackie said gently, brushing a strand of hair from your forehead. “can you hear us? do you know your name?”

you managed a weak nod. “y/n,” you whispered. “i… i think i hit my head.”

shauna’s hands were surprisingly gentle as she examined your face. “fuck, those scratches are deep. we need to get you to a hospital.”

“no hospitals,” you protested, wincing as jackie dabbed at your wounds with a tissue from her pocket. “i’ll be fine.”

shauna scoffed. “fine? you’re bleeding all over the place, y/n. we’re taking you to the er.”

“but my skateboard,” you mumbled, feeling absurdly attached to the broken pieces beside you.

jackie exchanged a glance with shauna. “we’ll worry about the skateboard later,” she said firmly. “right now, let’s focus on getting you patched up.”

and just like that, they hoisted you up, one on each side. their strength surprised you—they were soccer players, after all. they half-carried, half-dragged you toward the car. shauna took the driver's seat, placing your backpack on the passenger seat, while jackie sat in the back with you, letting your head rest on her legs.

you knew shauna was mad without needing to look at her. all the signs were there—the slight narrowing of her eyes, the clenched jaw, the sharp breaths. she was always the more reserved of the two, preferring her actions to speak for her rather than voicing her opinions. but there was a difference between the coldness she typically expressed toward things she disliked and the hot rage you felt radiating off her now. “you shouldn't have been such an idiot on the skateboard,” shauna snapped, her words practically boiling as they escaped.

her words stung, but you couldn't argue with her. you'd been asking for it, constantly pushing yourself to do crazier and riskier tricks for no real reason other than pure fun and self-satisfaction. despite repeated warnings from both jackie and shauna to take it easy, wear protective gear, and be cautious, you had dismissed their concerns as mere anxiety and overprotectiveness.

“i'm sorry. i won't do that again,” you mumbled, wincing as the bumpiness of the road jarred against your already aching body.

shauna narrowed her eyes even further, her rage still simmering. “you're damn right you won't,” she muttered.

jackie interjected with a more composed tone. “hey, take it easy on her,” she said, her fingers curled around your arm. you noticed that jackie's grip was comforting, not constraining. “she didn't mean to fall,” she added, her gaze fixed on shauna. shauna turned her attention to jackie, shifting her focus away from you. “don't defend her. she's an idiot.”

“maybe,” jackie responded, holding shauna's gaze steadily. “but right now, our priority should be making sure she's okay.” shauna didn't retreat from the argument, her lips forming a pout. “don't act like this is the first time she’s put herself in danger with that stupid skateboard.”

shauna's piercing stare returned to you, still cold and scathing. "i said i was sorry," you whispered, trying to sound braver than you currently felt. the throbbing pain in your face served as a reminder that picking this fight might not have been the wisest decision.

“i know,” shauna said, her voice cold. “but i'm sick of worrying about you and your stupid skateboard.”

the words stung more than the road rash on your palms. tears welled up in your eyes, and you hastily blinked them away. you didn't know why, but her criticism felt so much harsher than it should have. perhaps it was because you were still reeling from the fall, or maybe it was simply the adrenaline wearing off. regardless, her comment landed with the force of a slap, leaving you feeling hurt and ashamed, like a child scolded for an innocent mistake.

jackie watched as you attempted to wipe away the tears stinging your eyes. "hey," she said, her tone softening. "she doesn't really mean it," she whispered. "she's just worried about you." shauna rolled her eyes at jackie's comforting words, finding them overly optimistic. shauna was always direct—if she had an issue, she would tell you, no sugarcoating necessary. you remained silent, your lip trembling slightly.

shauna's gaze softened a bit as she noticed the tears in your eyes, but instead of apologizing or offering comfort, she simply frowned. "are you crying?"

jackie, on the other hand, reached out to wipe your tears with her thumb. "don't be so harsh," she said quietly toward shauna. "stop it."

the echoes of your girlfriends' arguments reached your ears as you drifted in and out of consciousness during the car ride to the hospital. their heated whispers gradually transformed into a soothing murmur; it was shauna's gentle voice that finally lulled you into slumber.

when you next opened your eyes, you found yourself in a hospital bed, shauna and jackie standing by your side. a bright bulb dangled above, and the walls were painted in a calming shade of blue. before you had a chance to ask any questions, jackie turned to shauna and whispered something in her ear.

shauna nodded in response to jackie's words, taking a deep breath before turning her attention back to you. her expression softened as she gazed down at you, the earlier anger replaced by a more caring demeanor. she reached for your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze, a gesture of tenderness and affection. "how are you feeling?" she asked, her voice gentle yet concerned.

as the fog in your mind began to clear, you let out a soft groan. "my face hurts," you whispered, feeling sluggish and disoriented. shauna nodded slowly, her eyes reflecting worry. "yeah, you hit your head pretty hard," she replied, maintaining her gentle tone.

"the doctor says you'll be fine, but they want you to stay in for the night just in case," jackie added, eliciting a disapproving grunt from you. "are you thirsty?" she asked, a soft and caring look in her eyes.

you nodded faintly in response to jackie's question, sensing the dryness in your throat and mouth. "can you get me some water?" you mumbled, too tired to do so yourself. "of course, i'll be right back," jackie said, giving your forehead a sweet kiss before leaving the room. shauna stayed by your side, her eyes focused on you as her fingers gently combed through your hair.

“i didn't mean what i said back there," she said softly, her eyes reflecting remorse. "i was too harsh, i know," she admitted, her voice barely above a whisper. she paused for a moment, studying your face.

"it's okay," you mumbled, though you weren't entirely convinced of that statement. perhaps she was right—you had been a complete idiot on the skateboard. maybe it was time to cut back, if not quit for a while. "sorry for worrying you," you continued, feeling guilty for the stress you had caused them.

shauna let out a soft laugh, her face softening further. "you don’t need to apologize, idiot." she paused, contemplating if she should add anything else. "you did nothing wrong. it was just a dumb accident," she emphasized, her voice comforting and reassuring. "besides, i was just mad because i was worried about you," she added, giving you a gentle smile. "just promise me you'll take it easy from now on," she urged, her eyes unwavering as she waited for your response. you nodded, letting out a breath of relief at her understanding. "i promise," you agreed.

as she continued to gently comb through your hair, you released a soft sigh, feeling the stress beginning to dissipate. her touch was soothing and reassuring, a stark contrast to the rough encounter with the pavement moments earlier. “you know i love you, right?” she said, her thumb gently rubbing the side of your face that remained intact.

"i know," you muttered softly, meeting shauna's eyes as you tried to ignore the stinging sensation in your face. shauna's eyes narrowed ever so slightly, and she gave you a gentle smile. “you’re an idiot for trying something like that, but i love you anyway.” you laughed softly at her comment, despite the dull ache still lingering in your bones. “i love you too,” you replied softly.

shauna smiled at your response, her eyes glowing with genuine affection as she looked at your face. just as she was about to reply, you were hit with a sudden jolt of pain as the cut on your scalp began to throb. you cringed slightly, trying to regain your composure. despite attempting to mask your discomfort, it wasn’t enough to hide your ache. shauna noticed, her expression shifting to one of concern. “do you need anything?” she asked, her gaze locked on yours.

“a kiss?” you suggested with a giddy smile.

despite the lingering pain in your face, you couldn't help but smirk at shauna's flustered reaction. “come here," you jokingly commanded, motioning for her to come closer. shauna let out a soft giggle, her cheeks turning a delightful shade of pink.

she stepped closer to your bed, lowering her face to match yours. “you’re such a dork,” she teased with a gentle grin, her warm breath brushing against your skin. with a tender touch, she brushed a few stray strands of hair away from your damp face. without hesitation, she leaned in and pressed her lips against yours, her touch soft and caring, easing the ache. you savored the kiss, starting gently and gradually becoming more passionate as it continued. “mhm,” you murmured, feeling the pain melt away as your lips encountered hers.

shauna broke off the kiss, smiling widely. “are you sure you're feeling okay?” she asked, concern evident in her voice.

"yeah, i'm definitely feeling better," you replied playfully, your tone flirty yet lighthearted.

“i see my two lovebirds have made up,” jackie interrupted with a smile as she returned with a glass of water.

you gave jackie a cheeky smile as she placed the glass of water on the bedside table. “now drink up,” she said firmly, her tone leaving no room for argument. “yes, mom,” you mumbled playfully, leaning forward to take a sip of water. as the liquid soothed your parched throat, you felt some of the discomfort ease away. “feeling better?” jackie asked, leaning down to gently caress the side of your face that was unharmed.

“a little," you mumbled, offering her a smile, your voice still hoarse from the accident.

"good," jackie said with a soft smile, leaning in to give you a tender kiss on the lips, which you eagerly returned. you separated to let out a small yawn, the exhaustion from the day finally catching up to you. both jackie and shauna chuckled softly, finding your tiredness endearing.

"i'm sleepy," you mumbled, your voice barely above a whisper as another yawn escaped you. jackie and shauna exchanged a knowing glance, their smiles widening in amusement. "of course you are," shauna said gently, moving a little closer to intertwine her fingers with yours. "you should get some rest," she suggested, her tone soothing and reassuring.

"as punishment for getting us worried sick, you'll have to endure being sandwiched between us in this small hospital bed all night, because we're staying," jackie declared with a playfully stern expression, prompting you to scoot over as she settled into the bed beside you. shauna followed suit, sliding her arm under your head so that you could rest comfortably against her neck. jackie shifted to her side, wrapping her arm around your waist and planting a sweet kiss on your shoulder.

"aw, is that so?" you mumbled, a smile on your face as you found yourself snug between the two of them in the cramped hospital bed, your head comfortably cradled in shauna's arm. the closeness felt reassuring, surrounded by their warmth and affection.

"we're not going anywhere until you're all healed up," jackie declared, her tone playful yet sincere as she leaned in closer, pulling you even tighter. the gentle pressure from their bodies provided a comforting sense of warmth, their mere presence enough to ease the ache in your battered limbs.

"is this supposed to be a punishment? because it feels more like a reward to me," you mumbled, releasing another soft yawn.

your girlfriends just rolled their eyes and chuckled softly, relieved to see you back to your usual self. the three of you remained in that cozy position throughout the night, simply enjoying each other's company.

#𓏲 📂 ⋮ my works .ᐟ #shauna shipman x reader #shauna shipman x y/n #shauna shipman x you #jackie taylor x reader #jackie taylor x you #jackie taylor x y/n #yellowjackets x reader #yellowjackets fanfic #jackieshauna x reader #jackieshauna x y/n #jackieshauna x you

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tempural · 11 months

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can u draw me a bobsquid inspired by the ost

Fast food yuri 😏🍔👯‍♀️ they are THE BLUEPRINT.

Calamarda is not THAT old, but she is going wrinkly and gray from stresspression. Even though they're both being exploited in an unsalaried job with no benefits, Bobbie loves working just to work with her favorite co-worker 💖 And Patty's that slacker stoner gf of everyone's dreams. Walkin' round with her toes out and bikini all the time :P None of them can drive...

#spongebob #patrick star #squidward #spongesquid #squidbob #PatSpongeSquid #yep it's a throuple sometimes #yuri #genderbend

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fandom-blackhole · 1 year

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ok I haven't read your notes on episode three bc I'm excited and don't wanna spoil anything, so this Joel thot is half baked bc you know me coeur, I don't know jack about the last of us. But I just wanna make post outbreak Joel a nice breakfast. Eggs and bacon and pancakes, ok maybe not pancakes like we talked about with the bread, and potatoes and juice and coffee and all that jazz. Just have a nice good hearty breakfast and chill out, nothing pressing to do

Ugh ep 3 literally tore all of our hearts out. I've waited to post this though, because the idea I had involved slight spoilers so sorry for making you wait, and I hope you like this :)

WC: 0.8k

Warnings: slight spoilers for ep3, I avoided spoilers from the rest of the game so I wouldn't ruin the show bc the requesty (ie my gf) has no knowledge of tlou beside what I've said and the show, sassy Joel <3, I used his Boston QZ apartment from the game as the layout, also a reference to in game Bill (if you guess it you win my love and respect)

"What is all this?"

Looking up from where you were placing down a nicely cleaned fork next to one of the plates on the table, you smile at the man who just came from the bedroom, his hair disheveled and eyes squinting at the sun coming in through the windows.

"Breakfast," you hum happily, turning back to set the other set of silverware next to the other plate.

Joel walks over rubbing the sleep from his face and looks over the two plates piled with food, more food, real food, than the two of you have had in months. Each plate has a healthy helping of fried potatoes mixed with peppers, scrambled eggs, and your poor attempt at making homemade sausage patties. You'd even managed to make some coffee for the two of you.

After a few seconds of taking in the plates, and more importantly the food, Joel turns to you with his brow furrowed, and gruffly asks, "And where did you get all this?"

Grinning, your mood to high after planning this surprise for what feels like forever, and more than happy to finally get to do it, you just nod to the chair Joel usually takes up and plop down into your own, ignoring the creak it makes at the sudden added weight- itd already broken on you once and Joel had so kindly repaired it for you while grumbling about being more gentler with it from now on.

"Frank, i…snuck out while you were busy in another district of the QZ for a couple of days and got him to trade me some potatoes, peppers, and eggs, of course it didn't take much convincing for Frank. Bill more or less grumbled the whole time. The sausage is a mix of rabbit and squirrel…I, uh, tried my best with it, but well it was kind of a first attempt."

You shrug, and watch Joel gently lower himself into his chair across from you. Carefully he picks up his fork, and glances at you before spearing a potato and trying it. He's silent as he chews, his face not giving away anything and as the silence ticks on, your anxiety starts to get to you. But just as you're opening your mouth to say something, Joel let's out an appreciative grunt and starts in on his eggs. Sighing, you pick up your own fork and start to dig into your own eggs, humming in pleasure at the taste of a warm seasoned meal and not just dried rations you usually had.

The two of you eat in silence for a few minutes, before you perk up and say, "Oh! I almost forgot."

Getting up from the table, you walk over to your little stash spot in one of the kitchens unused cabinets and pull out a bottle. After sitting back down, you cheerfully put the bottle of Cholula hot sauce. Joel pauses, mid sip of his coffee, looking back and forth between the bottle and you before grabbing it off the table and huffing a laugh.

"And where on Earth did you find this?"

Humming smugly at Joel’s fascination, you shrug trying to play nonchalant, as you say, "Found it on our last outing. Just under some shelves."

Joel, shaking his head, smiles and opens the bottle, dashing some onto his potatoes, before setting it back onto the table. Digging into his potatoes once more, Joel groans and points to the potatoes, saying, "This is as good as gold, darling," he takes a few more bites and just as you turn to continue eating yourself, Joel hums again and says, "Hell I think the 20 year old Cholula may even make your misshapen meat monstrosity edible."

Gasping you look up at him only to find him smiling and holding in a laugh. Pouting, you turn back to your food, and grumble under your breath, "See if u ever do anything nice for you ever again."

Later after you both were finished eating and the two of you had cleaned up all the silverware and plates, Joel was getting ready to leave for the day as you held up his jacket for him to put on, you asked, "Was it good…the surprise?"

Turning around and fixing the cuffs on the jackets sleeves Joel nodded, a small content smile on his face. Smiling yourself at his happy state, something you didn't see often, you looked down at the ground. Joel grabbed your hand, though, and made you look back up at him, his face now serious again as he looked into your eyes.

"Just, promise me not to go out alone again… no surprise is worth you risking your life being out there alone like that."

You simply nodded in agreement, and Joel nodded back before letting go of your hand and moving towards the door.

As he was leaving, Joel paused in the doorway and looks back to you curious, "What did you trade for all that?"

Looking over to him, you shrugged and replied, "That machete of mine that Bill has been eyeing for the longest time."

Joel just sighed, and shook his head before leaving.

If you have any thots, ideas, or requests involving Joel, my askbox is wide open! Please send them to me! Thanks for reading :)

#joel x reader #joel miller x reader #just fluff no angst this time #tlou spoilers #< just in case

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toomuchracket · 9 months

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omg have we talked about Matty’s first red carpet/award show w d word girlie????

TECHNICALLY yes we have, in that i wrote a blurb about patti styling you and matty for the brits at the same time - you do go to the 2023 brits with everyone, but it's before you and matty have even admitted you fancy each other lmao. and then Keep Dreaming is just matty being delulu about that night and you when he gets home lmfao.

i think your first Big Award Show Event as a couple is something matty's nominated for by himself, rather than something the whole band and whole team are required to be there for - maybe british fashion awards? and as much as you both love your friends, it's nice to just have this little moment to yourselves, as a couple, as YOU (as opposed to music stuff, where you're always kinda there as a work representative as well as a gf). anyway, matty's really quite excited about taking you as his date; patti again styles you both, and matty's like to you "we'll get your outfit sorted first and i'll just wear whatever goes with it lol". you're like "um YOU'RE the one nominated for a fashion award surely it should be the other way around???", and matty kisses your nose and says "yeah but you're going to look a million times better than me anyway, beautiful girl, so i'll just go with whatever you like", which makes you blush and in turn makes matty swoon lmao. you settle on an amazing vintage dress that patti found god knows where (choose ur own designer honestly), and even when you're just trying it on matty literally cannot keep his hands off you lmao - when he sees you all properly made up and styled on the night of the award show, he's a menace, but in a cute way, all "you're perfect and i'm punching so far above my weight looooool". you roll your eyes and say "shut UP look how handsome you are" (he really is, in a suit to complement your dress with the curls and slut hoop both out in full force), and matty blushes a little bit then insists on taking pics of you both to "commemorate how especially hot we both look tonight". but i think you'd be up for doing a red carpet with him, actually - in the car there, matty's like "i'd love it if you got some pics with me, sweetheart, but if you're not comfortable with it then it's alright", and you think for a second and say "no, i want to. people need to see how hot i look today" and giggle, and matty just pulls you in for a hug and a head kiss like "i'm obsessed with you". and that's evident in the red carpet pics, actually - in every single photograph of the two of you, despite the photographers trying to get his attention, matty's looking at you like you're the most important thing in the world. and tbh, to him, you are <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty

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antisociallilbrat · 1 year

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Ya know I am realizing I have never done this but here are my personal headcannons for the Loser's sexualities, set in my poly Losers universe ofc

Ben: Straight/homoflexible - the only guys he's ever been attracted to are the Losers and sexuality doesn't matter much to him bc it's about who he's in love with over their gender. Probably later on in life considers himself more on the pan scale.

Bev: Bi - one third of the Loser's bi squad. In college she hooked up with a few women and had a gf (Kay) for a while. Swears in another life she ended up married to a woman instead of six guys.

Eddie: Gay - I say he's gay but I've seen people headcannon him as Bi and that's cool too but he's always been gay in my mind. Like Ben with the guys, Bev is kind of the exception for him. Sexuality s a spectrum. I don't think he gets physically intimate with Bev in a one on one setting but they're very close on an emotional scale.

Mike: Pan/Demisexual - He has never cared about the 'gender' of the person he's in love with. He's the one who suggests to Ben he may also be pan. And for Mike he has to fall in love with someone before sexual attraction even sets in. He's a big teddy bear let's be honest.

Bill: Bi/Unlabeled - I've talked about this before but it never occurs to Bill to 'label' himself. He is just is who he is and he just loves who he loves. Never cared to put a label on it but if pushed came to shove he'd consider himself bi.

Richie: Bi - He's a slut. He loves women and men and loves to have sex with them. Probably is one of the most sex positive people you'll meet. Very open and outward with his sexuailty. Also challenges the bi 'stereotype' that just bc he's bi and sex positive, doesn't mean he can't have a meaningful relationship and be faithful.

Stan: Pan-ish/Demisexual - I go back in forth with him. I feel like he is very much gay bc often I can't imagine him in a relationship with a woman or feminine presenting person but I think Bev and Patty are the exceptions which land in him more on the Pan side of the spectrum. Like he is sexually attracted to them but that's only after he's established a bond with them- hence also being demi.

Also ofc they're all Poly. And theses are just my personal headcannons.

#just thought these would be fun #I remember the Richie sexuailty controversy after the 2019 movie #so let me remind ya'll that Richie is only gay in the movie canon #book canon he's more bi and miniseries canon I'm not sure #stanley uris #bill denbrough #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrack #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #poly losers #poly losers headcanons #it 2017 #it 2019

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smolphrog-littlebrain · 1 year

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I wish to have some Garry stories pretty please

Ask and you shall receive!

The first time ever I let my man Garry out the basement was actually when I was joking with a friend about what our names would be as men. I was messing around and was thinking of super weird names such as ash (stands for ash of my dead grandfathers... it will be my drag king name and is another story)... and of course, my sweet son Garry and yes. From SpongeBob. and his sweet wife... patty, can anyone see where this is going? I first ever used him as a RP for this old game I played on my ipad (I honestly can't remember what it was called) but i wanted to try being anyone other then myself and who was more the opposite of me then a 28 year old man. I would talk all about "adult things" such as taking care of myself and my girlfriend and our pet dog! (I made a lot of lore for this man) and we lived happily in our 1 bath 2 room apartment, I would say how we were looking for a bigger place and how my gf and I where looking to settle down. I even talked to some people about how I was so nervous to propose to her, and they all wished me luck.. I never stayed in one place for too long and would move from site to site, but the best memory of him was this one time that I went into this discord server to find out about a game update I was looking forward to. And this creepy gentleman asked me for my age in the main chat, and I was Like umm no? And they got creepy and demanding i told him and saying how it's not that big of a deal and if I didn't say anything then he would just assume I was Like 12, and at the time being 14 I was like THIS BITCH. Cuz u know at that age it was an INSULT to be any younger, so I was like BRO. I am literally 24.. and a man. and this dude left me alone SO FAST.

I also joined a zelda group on Discord, and they had an 18+ room and I HAD TO SEE WHAT that was about, and so my boy GARRY to the rescue!!...Honestly, nothing fun happened in there it was literally just a place for the older folks to go to and get away from the "children" ( little did they know)

We also used him cuz my mom didn't want me playing on her Farmville anymore cuz I liked following random people and she hated that so we used my boy to make a fake Facebook and he was Like 68 and had NOTHING on there just Farmville and begging for weat<3

I was also kinda lucky that I was a Tomboy/ "liked dude things" so it was kinda somewhat easy to pretend to be a older man cuz I liked fishing and other things I thought I guy liked at 24 I also constantly changed his age

This is now the time I am 16 and feeling like a big girl so I do my OWN name! (sorta it's my Nickname and it's extremely popular name, so no one will find me), and I meet a great group of friends on an animal crossing server! I like them and they are super nice and it's a huge server but I have a couple of friends!! I then get invited to another on the side server from a friend, and I join!! I meet great people and we all click and I trust them cuz it's been a year and a half now that I have known them and the youngest of us all TELLS ME HER LIFE STORY AND HER AGE THEN WHERE SHE LIVES.... and I say hay umm wtf I could be a 34 year old man named Garry (my age changed everytime i talked about him lol) or something... and she looks be dead in the eyes..(not really) and says... you type like a child and you just made a poop joke.... ur like 12.... I DIED

And she is the whole reason I made my first post cuz she is WILD and so lucky I wasn't actually Garry from staples!<3

I hope this is to ue liking and if I remember more story's of him I will be sure to post about it and I hope this was as fun as you thought it would be!

Also p.s. I know this post won't be easy to read I am bad at words lol

#hope this is good enough #garry my baby #i loved my boy

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wooshofficial · 1 year

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okay obscure blaseball ships lets gooooo:

bevan wise/annie roland: based on my specific interpretations of them where bevan was a human who ended up becoming a wizard for the fae court and annie was her knight. lots of classic chivalric pining but sapphic.

cantus hojo/mindy kugel: wivesssss. very comfortable weve been together 30 years and know each other well vibes. mindy is poly and also has a husband named bertrand and they’re cute together too.

kichiro guerra/parker meng: DISASTER COUPLE. DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE. been together on and off since highschool. both alternated from the same universe and then both ended up on the worms but only together for about a season bc they both kept going elsewhere (and then kichiro STAYED elsewhere)

jenna maldonado/raúl leal: what if we were non human immortals who gave up our immortality to play blaseball together because we loved humanity and music and then one of us ended up dying and the other later gained a way to protect other players from dying.

winnie mccall/chorby short: this is a ship that my partner got me into and i love them sooooo much. they have the kinda relationship where it feels like they’ve known each other their whole lives. also winnie later getting like demon sound powers plus chorbys whole soul scream makes me go aaaaaaa

winnie mccall/patty fox: ALSO GOOD. love when there is a tiny grumpy butch and a big chill femme. patty doesnt do her own make up or nails but has learned how to so she can pamper winnie and do it for her.

also tillmikejay who i dont talk about much bc i am afraid to get ejected from a salmon cannon but i am an annoying bisexual who loves to make up other annoying bisexuals to think about. also they all have a lot of parallels in lore and sim events. slaps this polycule they can fit so much guilt and only one braincell into them.

I SEE MILLS ON THIS LIST OH BOY

Bevan and Annie - oh that’s such a cool interp!!! Before ur art I only saw the drip wizard interp so I am eating this up gimme more I wan. Moar.

Cantus and Mindy - idk much about these two but that’s so cute I love that

Kichiro and Parker - this is just me. Don’t date me I’m awful at communicating JABDKWNWKNWWK anyways I am rotating it. Maybe both the common Kichi/Allison ship could factor in where on those “off” times Kichi got into this serious relationship with Allison and then Allison died and Kichi. Does not know how to cope with that so she goes back to what she knows and Parker hates it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaates it.

Jenna and Raúl - Raul does it all in the name of Jenna and then fucking Explodes, lol, and then they kiss in the hall the end

Winnie and Chorby - did you know that the Cas Commute (where Chorby Short and Castillo Turner were routinely EE’d for each other over the course of 5 seasons) happened during the s17 elections, a season after Winnie died? Did you know that Winnie died the SAME SEASON as Chorby joining the mills as an attractor, literally. 59 days after she was on the team. Chorby, dissociating and confused and in a new city clings to the one thing she knows (Winnie) and then that thing DIES, and she’s not even there because she’s in the shadows. This is so tragic and I’m so in love with it omg

WAIT ELI I THINK YOU MEANT SOUL INSTEAD OF SHORT. IVE SEEN THAT SHIP BEFORE I am half and half on it, because I see Chorby Soul as gay, but also in the context of how that season played out it is SO tragic and I eat that shit up. Basically I like both ships

Winnie and Patty - oh that’s cute! See I ship Patty with Hatfield Suzuki in the infamous Patty/Hatty/Ana polycule but I can so get behind this. Sometimes you are a slightly workaholic chef and your chill demon gf has to tell you to get some fucking sleep oh my god. But then she dies and you join the lineup in her memory (I can’t remember if Patty took Winnie’s spot in the lineup but it would absolutely hit if that turns out to be true).

Tillman and Mike and Jaylen - I like to think of this disaster trio as “Mike Townsend Has Two Hands” because while Till and Jay are friends, Till is straight up a gay man who wants to kiss him some baker lips, and Jaylen does not find Tillman attractive in the slightest. Mike Townsend’s bisexual ass, however, finds both of them hot and will gladly give them both his baker lips to smooch. Theyre cute as hell.

#woosh answers #unionizedcrabbucket #bevan wise #annie roland #cantus hojo #mindy kugel #jenna maldonado #raúl leal #winnie mccall #chorby short #chorby soul #patty fox #tillman henderson #mike townsend #jaylen hotdogfingers #kichiro guerra #parker meng

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cleversteel · 2 years

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Wanted Plots for Colm

We’re back at it again!!

Excuse my clownery, here’s some prompts from the mission board that I’d like to get Colm, the only menace, up to!

sneaking through suspicious ruins — [Sword +1]

Funky ruins that are potentially haunted? That’s nothing to an adventurer like Colm! Besides, what if there’s something worth stealing there?

taken by: reyson ( @cadenzardea )

swiper, yes swiping — [Axe +1]

Hehehe... Perfect stealing material!

taken by: pelleas ( @pirrhyc )

single arrow ... colm? — [Bow +1]

All he has to do is be a sharp shot? Well, sounds easy enough. He’s watched Neimi do it countless times — surely it can’t be that hard?

taken by: patty ( @lockpicnic )

fisticuffs hsjfsfl — [Gauntlets +1]

Colm doesn’t read, but he will box. Will he win? Eh... that’s another story.

taken by: ranulf ( @purrlay )

faster than you! — [Reason +1]

He has to be fast, you say? Oh, he’s definitely fast — and he can prove it!

taken by: n/a

this is worse than jehanna (maybe) — [Heavy Armor +1]

I just want him to suffer. That’s it. He doesn’t even need the skill point either I just think it’d be funny.

taken by: n/a

a unicorn, huh? — [Riding +1]

He has no clue what a unicorn is — which is perfect because Fódlan is weird! I also think he wants to be good with kids? But the odds of it are low hsfsklskfnsdfl

taken by: vanessa ( @midoriwings )

Anyways those are the prompts! I’m especially interested in sword and riding for him for skill points (plus bow because the gf <3), but anything here is something I’d be down to write!!

As always, harassing me on Discord is the easiest way to grab hold of me (and feel free to DM! Those notifs give me a heart attack and make me more likely to notice).

#[‘i didn’t steal anything. seriously!’] (ooc)#hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thief boy muses!!#toa open

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samrosemodblog · 2 years

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If you wanted a story prompt, my GF and I had a story idea where Sunset gets appendicitis and has to be hospitalized. Maybe if one is inclined it can be a Sunset/Flash story.

Sunset had to wonder if there really was some kind of higher power out there, just some omnipotent being who believed in unfortunate timing.

One moment she was together with her friends fighting off the latest person to become corrupted from Equestrian Magic, the next she's doubled over in agonizing pain unable to even function.

Things were better now at least, a few days and one surgery later. She laid as comfortably as she could in the hospital bed, just willing the hours to go by faster. It was at least somewhat decorated now, as much as the hospital would allow anyway, so there was more to look at than drab and depressing whites.

Most of the decorations were Pinkie's handiwork, having crafted many a 'Get Well Soon' sign and a 'Congrats on the Surgery!' Party posters.

Sunset didn't think Pinkie has thought about the surgery party much, but her friend was ever impulsive.

The other girls had mostly gotten flowers or clothes and accessories so she had something comfortable to see, smell, and wear when it came time to get up and move around. Not that there was much moving around to be had, more just sitting up and watching the same bland reruns on TV over and over each day. Thank God for smartphones at least.

Sunset was letting herself go brain dead listening to the demo tracks of songs they'd been working for for the band when the hospital door creaked open.

Sunset blinked out of her monotonous haze, realizing it was a little too early for the hourly nurse visit and turned her head.

"Hey, you look like you could use a friend." A familiar blue haired boy smiled as he stepped into the room, holding up a bag of fast food.

"A friend and a real meal apparently." Sunset chuckled, getting the bed back into a sitting position as Flash took a seat next to the bed. "Wasn't expecting to see you here, whose spreading rumors about me being in the hospital?"

"Your friends of course." Flash laughed. "They basically started a fundraising campaign at school to get your medical bills paid for. Even Celestia got in on it and is making it a charity through the school so everyone wins."

"Ah, so the whole school knows about my exploding innards. Fantastic." Sunset chuckled mirthlessly, leaning the bed back a little. "I should've figured they wouldn't keep quiet about my lack of medical insurance."

"Bills are no joke Sunset, there's a reason the adults fear them." Flash reached into the bag and pulled out a double-patty burger and passed it to Sunset. "Here, some junk food just the way you like it to help you feel better."

"You still remember how I like my burgers?" Sunset said surprised, taking the food from him and taking a bite. She shuddered and hummed in delight at the taste, having only eaten bland hospital food for the last few days. "Oh that hits the spot."

"Come on Sunset, I always wanted to make you happy when we were dating so of course I'd remember something like how you like your burgers." Flash chuckled. "I'm sure you remember a lot of my favorite things too from back then."

Sunset visibly grimaced, feeling the burger in her mouth go a little bitter before swallowing the bite.

"Ugh... I was so awful back then." Sunset groaned, gripping the bridge of her nose. "I didn't actually care what you liked back then, I only ever cared if it made you useful to me. I'm really sorry Flash."

"Heh, part of me isn't that surprised I guess." Flash tried to laugh it off, rubbing the back of his neck. Part of him was hurt about Sunset not remembering, but he also wasn't too surprised.

"And even after all that you still want to hang out and even bring me good food when I'm feeling down." Sunset stared at the burger feeling guilty, picking at the wrapping paper. "I really, really need to make it up to you one of these days..."

Flash paused at that, letting the idea sink into his head.

"Well... How about once you're let out of the hospital we go to the beach together?" Flash offered. "Summer's right around the corner and I know this nice harbor where the fish is to die for."

Sunset blinked, a little stunned at the question, turning to look at Flash confused.

"Wait, you mean like, just the two of us? Like a date?"

"If that's what you want it to be." Flash smiled. "It doesn't have to be, could just be two friends going to the beach together."

"I-I don't know Flash, are you sure that's a good idea? I mean we- I mean I treated you really awfully back then..."

"And you're not that person anymore, are you." Flash said seriously. "You even said you wanted to try and make it up to me, so why not start by hanging out together and actually getting to know me this time?" Flash grinned a little cheerily, throwing a finger gun in Sunset's direction. "I never did get to see you in a bikini back then either, so that'd be a nice apology too."

"Wow, on the nose there much bud?" Sunset couldn't help but laugh at Flash's forwardness.

"Don't tell me you never liked it when I took the lead."

"I did, but I was too prideful to ever let you capitalize on it." Sunset snorted at her old self before playing with the edges of her burger a little shyly. "Are... Are you sure that's what you want? For us to... To try again?"

"I just want to get to know the real Sunset for once, and for the real Sunset to get to know the real me." Flash nodded his head, placing a hand on his chest as he smiled. "I don't think that's too much to ask."

"...No, no I don't think it is either." Sunset chuckled, blushing a little. "I guess it's a date then."

"To a date then." Flash grinned, lifting his shake into the air. Sunset awkwardly lifted her burger into the air and then both ate a bit of their food.

The burger suddenly tasted a lot better than it had a couple seconds ago, though the heat in her face was distracting her.

This was not how she expected her stay on the hospital to go at all.

#Writing Prompt #Sunset Shimmer #Flash Sentry #Sam Writing #Equestria Girls

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syndrananiesha · 23 days

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The DJ

I met the DJ thru Twitter. Ten years of following each other turned what was supposed to be a drunk, x filled one-nighter into a strange, yet passionate friendship full of realizations, release, removal, and reconnection after reconnection.

This man really had/has me doing things I never thought I could do. I don't mean just sexually, but mentally and emotionally. It's so easy to just speak my mind with this mutha fucka that it is somewhat irritating. I can't hide a thing from him, no matter how hard I try.

From the first time we had sex in his grandparents' living room, to the last time we had sex in the Embassy Suites, it has been amazing. I've never had someone make me orgasm or squirt as much as this man.

I still remember the shit like it was yesterday. It was 11/7/2020. I was talking crazy (highly sexual) on twitter and he so happened to hop in my inbox. I said i had plans to hang with my homegirl G after the Experience, but if things fell thru i would hit him up. I went to the experience. When I got back to my car, I looked at my phone. I sat there for 10 minutes before I even unlocked it. I looked up at the roof and said out loud, "If I'm supposed to go with this man, give me a sign." I called G and she answered the phone like, "Yeah, my dude just came over. Imma call u tomorrow, son."

In that moment, my life changed forever. I met up with him and we went to his grandparents house. I sat on the sofa closest to the door, nervous as hell. Like a teenager. Mind racing, hands shaking, beads of sweat across my baby hairs... He walked to me and grabbed my hands to pull me up. I stood up and he was staring me in my eyes. I almost passed out. My hands were in this awkward position because I didn't know if I should hug him or kiss him or what. Remember, this is the first man I've had sex with after my ex n I broke up (May 2020). My ex was the only man I had sex with since May 2017.

Im holding my hands out and down. Like the "I don't know what to do" stance.. He looked me in my eyes and said, "Don't be scared. You can touch me." He leaned in, pulled my hands around his waist, and slammed his tongue into my mouth with such command that I came, right there, fully clothed, in that moment in his grandparents' living room. From that moment, it was a whirlwind. I was tossed every way imaginable. I squirted all over the living room floor. I heard my own juices splash on the linoleum. I had never did that. It hyped him up even more.

He nudged me back to the sofa to sit. I sat down and he got on his knees. He looked me in my eyes, spread my kegs open and began to ravage my pussy with his tongue. As I tried to watch him, my eyes started to roll back. He stopped and grabbed my face and said, "I told you a long time ago to keep this pussy away from me. Now look," and then he dove back in like he never stopped. I orgasmed so much that night, I lost a piece of my mind. And that STILL wasn't the best session with him...

The orgasm record is 61 and YES that was an hour session in the back of my minivan by the river in Gretna. I sang "If Only You Knew" by Patti Labelle while I had his dick in my mouth in my van in my sister's backyard one night.

This last time he made me squirt 6 times. He also made me orgasm twice from rubbing his face on my chest and stomach and twice from blowing on my nipples, no other form of touch needed.

I've also been a dummy. The nigga is separated but not yet divorced. Hes had gfs since. One time, I rode from Houston to South Carolina with 250 pills in my console. I cosigned for him to get an apartment. I bought him gifts, bought his kids food thru Walmart online. Even bought them bday gifts.

He's a kind person but a real asshole. I guess that's the cruelty of the Creator.

#SyndraNAniesha

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ktanne-blog · 4 months

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Alone…. Empty… those are the words I can find that fills the question.. how are you feeling? My job - toxic.. I bust my ASS at that job, literally making myself physically sick and stressed at the work I do and … nothing.. they promote a girl who never shows up.. always thinks someone is hitting on her.. is never at her desk bc she is always wondering around the building.. it’s depressing, disgusting… and defeating.. I feel alone in my job.. I use to have Makenzi, Patti and Ashley.. but two of the three work from home almost all the time now.. and the third? Suddenly seems very distant. So I also.. stay distant. Home? It good.. my kids are my everything and my husband is getting better at showing me he still cares.. even though he naps alot.. I think it’s truly bc his levels are off but he won’t ever go to the doctor to confirm. My family? I wish I lived closer to my sister so I could just show up with the kids to entertain hers when I need a mental break for a few. His family? TOXIC! His brother - toxic.. the gf.. toxic.. I finally am done with them.. I have asked her to make plans three separate times now in the last month and she completely blew me off yet did our plans with someone else.. and it hurts.. and I’m done. I try to be inclusive but I’m done. It’s a new year and I’m trying to focus on positive things and positive people.. I need to stop caring so much about feeling left out and being left out.. but the “sister in law” pisses me off. A lot of relationships have changed.. kriz is getting married.. I doubt I will be included and that’s okay.. I will however not talk to her again if that’s the case. She’s been in my life for 15 years.. yet I think that chapter has come to a close. Ashley D - close - or close to it.. just a lot of changes last year.. I don’t like change. So this is my post and I will try to make the next positive. I feel like I have to write it out so that I can get the toxic out and focus on the positive.

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thehook · 1 year

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Fabulous Festive Menu of Your Favorite Petone Restaurant

Most awaited Christmas is knocking on doors. Christmas is indeed the season of magic where the whole world is busy doing something special. The generation today becomes crazy for delicious food and drinks for every occasion. To help you enliven your Christmas joy, here is a list of festive menus of your favorite Petone restaurant.

Starters

Starter is the preface of a party. It defines the food standard. An incredible list of starters prepared by the local restaurant is the perfect stuff to reactivate a fun fanatic crowd. Here are the specials:

Platters of Turkey vol au vent: This French-inspired canapé features mini vol-au-vent pastries packed with creamy turkey carbonara. The recipe is prepared by its professional chefs.

Garlic Bread: This is an ultimate starter or side of any popular restaurant. Garlic bread is a beautiful accompaniment to chicken, beef and seafood soups or stews. Though the preparation is not tough, top restaurants make this in their own way.

Golden fried prawns: The Golden fried prawn recipe is a crispy snack with a crunchy coating. If you have a weakness for seafood, then this simple yet delicious appetizer will completely blow your mind.

Mains

The main course is the primary dish consisting of several courses. It's the cynosure for restaurants, parties or get together events. Let's check the mains below specially to be cooked for Christmas.

Lamb Shoulder (GF, DFO): Rosemary and garlic braised tender lamb shoulder served with roasted garlic potato, green salad and jus tastes heavenly. Preparing the recipe with the right quantity of ingredients is the key.

Pan Fried Fish (GF): Being a leading seafood restaurant in Wellington, it's impossible to entertain party lovers without seafood. The Pan Fried Fish is chosen among the delights of Christmas function 2022.

Surf n Turf- Rump steak and Prawns on Stonegrill (GF, DF): The unique festive item is specially prepared for the crazy food lovers. The recipe is best served with fries, green salad & house made jus.

Classic Pork Ribs (GF): It's one of the all-time on-demand dishes of the Petone restaurant. The Classic Pork Rib gets ready with the restaurant's marinated and braised spices and is served with fries and its slaw.

Vegan delights: No doubt, vegans can get the equal opportunity to celebrate Christmas party within the premises of the restaurant. Some popular items such as Premium Falafel patty, Zucchini fritter, salad, chutney and more could potentially blow saliva even from non-vegetarians are made available.

Desserts

Dessert is the final course of a meal. People love to have sweets, cookies, custards, ice creams, pastries, etc. upon having a heavy main course. Considering Christmas a special event, the restaurant in Petone prepares its festive dessert. The party goers can have Christmas pudding with whipped cream & French vanilla Ice-cream to take away their overall experience of the year's last function - Christmas.

Are you really planning for a Christmas Party? Here's everything you need to know first.

Few More Words

We all are fond of partying. The sole purpose of being in a party is to spend quality time with our near and dear ones blended with many types of delicious food and drinks. The mode of entertainment is not limited. However, all such activities at an appropriate place create a lasting memory. The place is no other than the restaurant in Petone.

Let's book your table to explore the festive menu further!

#Restaurants Petone #Petone Restaurant

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viridilly · 4 years

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Some draws of the Vesperia girls! ...and bit of tl;dr thoughts below :”o

Edit: just thought to b more honest about this game lol. Excuse me as sometimes I just wanna ramble, and my drawings can’t really convey that :< So I’ve finished the game’s main story sometime ago... though I personally find it too lengthy and all over the place; and even after spending 100+hrs (yikes) on it, doing side quests here n there- it still feels like missing something and idk how to explain it. It was mostly tiring on my end... living as Yuri is so tiring. Speaking of the girls..... I don’t really have much to say about them (other than how they’re cute design wise; everyone is), except probably about Estelle. Tbh I had strong mixed feelings about her-- mostly bc throughout the game I’m constantly worried about her being princess stereotype... Thankfully seeing her from rpg angle helps (like how high her defense stats are despite being a white mage... ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᶦⁿᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴿᶦᵗᵃ COUGHs) Maybe ToV would be much more enjoyable for me if Estelle is the main character? Haha. I like Yuri but... I feel like despite being the main character, he’s hard to relate for me, and we spent the whole game running errands and solving people’s problems and Yuri never properly have his own arc where we just think about him and his own personal problems.

....Phew, that’s that. Overall ToV was ok; and quite a fun ride. It had lots of pretty cute character interactions (+excellent JP voice acting) and very neat battle mechanic. There’s a decent enough memories of the characters-- they’re all likeable enough. I already said it but I enjoy their designs a lot, and had a lot of fun drawing them. Though I don’t think I’ll ever replay the game again loll

Anyway thanks for reading, if you did!

#viridilly #michi.txt #tales of vesperia #estellise sidos heurassein #rita mordio #judith #patty fleur

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chxrrysangel · 3 years

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The Diner

Part Two | Masterlist | Part Four

Summary || Bucky surprises Diana with a lunch date, opening up a box of even more shocking revelations

Pairing || fakeboyfriend!bucky x black!ofc

word count || 1,704 words

Warnings || language, fluff, pet names [ darling, doll face, angel, love ]

“Alright everyone, class dismissed.”

“I genuinely despise this class.” I look over to my best friend, watching her fold up the small blanket she carries to sleep in the boring lectures. I don't know how she does it and still passes.

“Well Nat, blame the Dean my love. She’s the one that made Smith a Psych teacher.”

“Ugh, Williams and I have beef for that one.”

“Definitely. C’mon we gotta go before she starts yelling.”

Nat and I quickly make our exit through the lecture hall, careful not to agitate Professor Smith with our supposed-“loitering.”

“So Di, where are we eating today? Steve told me about this new restaurant in town and he wanted to bring everybody there today. Wanna come?”

“Well—”

“Hey, doll face.” My head snaps to down the hall, seeing a certain long-haired biker boy.

“Bucky, hey!” I run from Nat towards him, wrapping my arms him.

“That good enough for you?,” I whisper in his ear.

“Perfect,” he whispers back.

“Bucky and Diana…never thought I’d see this happen.”

Hearing her voice, I untangle myself from Bucky’s arms and smile sheepishly.

“Nat, I was gonna tell you—”

“No babe, it’s alright. I’m sure you would’ve eventually. So Bucky, what’s up?”

“Well, I’m stealing your little lady and taking them to lunch.” Nat smirks at his words, before shooting me a knowing look.

“Alright. But don’t forget to return her at some point. Her next class is in two hours.”

“Yes, ma’am. C’mon Walker. I got a special place to take you to.” He doesn’t wait for Nat to say goodbye before he’s tugging me along, hand wrapped around my waist.

“So James, where are we going exactly?”

He grins at my inquisitive nature. “You’ll see darling. Don't worry.”

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“Oh my god no way!” I practically tackle Bucky in the concrete parking lot, overcome with excitement over where he took me.

“This is the diner we went to last semester to take breaks from studying. We spent so time here.” I smile at the memories of us playing table football and drinking milkshakes between late night study sessions. Whenever we started to get burnout, Bucky would take me here because “good food heals the soul”. Or something like that.

“Well, I figured out you didn’t know the address by the lack of appearances you made after you helped me. So I thought I’d bring you back. Now come on, food awaits.” He grabs my hand in his, pulling me through the door of my favorite 50’s diner.

Walking in, I realize how little has changed since the last time I’ve been here. The black and white checkered tiles are still there, including that lone set of two black tiles next to one another. Pink and blue leather still accents the space, and the waitresses still wear Robin’s blue uniforms with hoop skirts. I love it here.

“Hey, Bucky! How you doing darling?”

“I’m good Janet. Table for two?”

“Two? Oh Diana, hey sweetheart. I haven’t seen you in a long long time. ‘m glad you’re back.”

“Hi, Janet. Glad to be back.”

I’m not surprised Janet didn’t see me considering half of me is hidden by standing behind Bucky. He’s a pretty good hiding spot when you’re nervous. I watch Janet take two menus and motion for us to follow her. She stops as a booth in the back, winking at Bucky before heading off to take orders. I’m assuming she’ll be back later.

“M’lady. Your seat.” Bucky bows, holding his hand out towards my side of the booth. I laugh at his ridiculousness, before sliding into the red leather booth.

“You’re suck a dork.”

“Well technically, I’m now your dork. At least a fake one. So, you’re stuck doll face.”

“Unfortunately.” His face drops in feigned hurt and my words, putting a hand on his heart as if I struck him.

“Wow, Di. I’m pained, truly pained by your confession.”

“Deal with it, Charming. That's just how I am." Something sparkles in Bucky's eyes, making me feel slightly anxious

"Charming, huh?"

"Yeah, Charming. Like Prince Charming. Personally, I think you look most like Prince Eric, but Charming is close enough."

"Walker, I'm truly honored. " He smirks, mischief evident on his features. I can see the wheels and gears turning in his head across the table.

"Well, don't get a big head about it James. Or I'll never give you another compliment again. Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom. Be right back."

~~~~

When I walk out the bathroom, I find Bucky still sitting at the table. Phone in hand, tapping away at the screen, and constantly running his hand through his loose waves, he looks quite unapproachable. He's in distress. I don't like when Bucky is stressed. He becomes irritable, snappy, and hard to be around. So I tread lightly towards our table.

"Hey Buck, you alright?"

He doesn't answer for a few moments, lost in whatever is happening on his phone.

"Bucky?". Still nothing.

"James?." His head perks up this time, eyebrows furrowed with a frown etched into his features.

"Yeah, doll face?" I chuckle before sliding into the booth.

"So you answer to that, but not the name you normally go by?" His eyes flicker back to his phone, typing away again.

"Well, you normally call me James anyways and it doesn't seem like you're gonna stop anytime soon. So I'm not used to hearing you use Bucky." He continues to type away, barely paying attention my presence. I don't like when people text while talking to me, so I snatch the phone away. He begins to protest, but looking at the harsh glare I'm sporting causes him to stay quiet.

"Who's texting you anyways?"

"No one." I sigh, annoyed with his lack of honesty.

"Bucky if we're gonna do this, you have to be honest with me. I haven't lied to you yet, so don't lie to me." By his lack of argument, I presume his believes I'm right.

"Fine, it's Steve. Happy now?"

"Steve? Why's he texting you? I thought you weren't friends." I motion to his phone password, silently asking if I can open it and he nods. Still haven't changed the password I see.

"We're not. But it seems that a little birdie told him about you and I, so now he won't stop blowing up my phone and asking me questions. I thought he blocked me to be honest."

"Do you mind if I look at the texts? Or is that something you want to keep private?"

"No, go ahead. I trust you." I grin at his words. Aw, he trusts me. I'm so gonna make fun of him for this later.

"Uh uh. Diana, I see that twinkle in your eyes. Don't get a big head about it."

"Too late, bubs. I've already got one. You trust me, how cute." I reach over and squish his cheeks, causing him to slap my hands away in agitation.

Okay, the texts.

Buck, you're dating Diana?!? Wtf since when?

Why does it matter?

It doesn't, I'm just asking.

Don't you have a gf Steve? Why ARE you asking?

Shut up, she’s one of my closest friends. I need to protect her from bad people.

And I'm bad people huh? You're not her fucking dad. Lay off.

I'm just being a good friend.

Sure you are.

I was not expecting this in the slightest.

"Buck, Steve sounds..."

"Jealous?"

"What! No, not jealous. You sound dumb. Why would he be jealous, he has Nat."

Bucky doesn't answer, just smiles at me and shakes his head. I give him a questioning look.

"Are you really this clueless about relationships and love?"

Ouch. Stab me in the heart while you're at it.

"I am not clueless. I've just never been in a relationship before. Is that such a bad thing?"

"You've never been in a relationship before? You? Don't lie to me Angel. "

"What? I'm not lying." He stares at me, eyes demonstrating distrust.

"Alright, why?"

"No one's ever liked me like that." Bucky looks at me like I'm a complete moron and snorts.

"Yeah, right." He's confusing me.

"What do you mean?"

"Nothing, y/n. Absolutely nothing."

"Well at least I wasn't fawning over a girl for multiple years and didn't have the guts to ask her out. Hm?"

"You're one talk. Steve?"

"I do not have a crush on Steve."

"Right, of course you don't. It's not like you asked a random guy to pretend to be your boyfriend so he doesn't think you like him. And the only reason that it would matter that he thinks so is if you actually did have a crush on him." I could break his neck right now if I wanted to. I really could.

"You're full of shit Barnes. Complete and utter shit. And you're not a random guy either."

"I mean if you think so darlin', so be it." He smirks like he knows something I don't and it make me feel queasy.

"So, what are we gonna do about S--"

"A burger with fries and a patty melt combo with two vanilla Root Beers?"

I'm cut off by Janet arriving at our booth, a tray of food in her hands. I didn't even order. My eyes flicker over to Bucky in confusion and he grins.

"Thanks, Janet. We'll call you back later for dessert, yeah?"

"No problem, sugar plum." Bucky takes the plates from her, divvying up the items to their respective sides.

I look at Bucky with confusion written all over my face, watching him dig into his burger and pay me no mind. I didn't even order. How could he-- he remembered my order. From six months ago, he remembered by order. I check the sandwich to be sure. Cooked onions, pepper jack cheese, no pickles on the side. It's all there.

"You remembered my order." His eyes move up from his sandwich and he looks at me like I didn't just say something spectacular.

"Yeah, so? It's not a big deal, Diana. Don’t make it one. Now as you were saying, how are we gonna take Steve down and get him to believe this?"

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