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elifinchsart · 2 days

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chorby v sketch im probably never going to clean up

#chorby soul #choby soul V #blaseball #went more alanta than alantis on this #thinking about nascar n cowboy boots #love u umpslayer

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polkadotpatterson · 2 months

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Blaseball as text posts, part 7! Art by HetreaSky

#blaseball #text post meme #spitposting #the shelled one #chorby soul #schneider bendie #niq nyong'o #flattery mckinley #nerd pacheco #lars taylor #jaylen hotdogfingers #esme ramsey #eve mcblase #tillman henderson #how well known is esme drinking from the pool of primordial malice. that's what this is about

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blockbusterclosed · 7 months

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CHORBY SOUL : SHARK BAIT

My piece for the Fashion & Food zine

#blaseball #chorby soul #seattle garages #blaseball zine jam

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tinyrevel · 7 months

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i knew you in a dream, once

#blaseball fanart #blaseball #chorby soul #clove jieun #chorbv #literally the most tragic love story in blaseball #and it only exists inside my head #my art #fanart #september 23

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doctorwhoisadhd · 9 months

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thoms england.

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Why do people keep asking me about a glove

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Who's OJ simpson

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HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THAT ONE SOUL GUY WENT

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Wait have you all seen the gnome

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What gnome???

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⚾️ blaseball

what

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takig a straw out into the garden after it rains and slurping up all the yujmmy delicios mud

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Thinking about divorce

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Thinking about marriage

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What the fuck

#blaseball #baltimore crabs #thomas england #ohio worms #chorby soul #juice collins #stephanie schmitt #ari opinion hour

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canyourfavesurvivecastledracula · 16 days

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You mentioned in your Firestar post that "what [Dracula]’s consuming is as much soul as anything else", which made me think: Chorby Soul from Blaseball?

Disadvantages:

Literally The Most Biteable Guy In The Universe. i'm not exaggerating, their main claim to fame is getting attacked by sharks* more than 200 times over the course of two seasons due to having a ridiculously huge amount of soul.

*(the sharks in question are not actual sharks; they're called Consumers and they're sharklike metaphors for financial debt that do also very literally eat players' souls and cause them physical injury. blaseball's a weird game.)

blaseball players, as a category, get hypnotized/mind-controlled on a regular basis; not only are there two normal teams able to use psychic powers/supernatural charm to make opposing players strike out or throw walks, there are multiple occasions where a god has taken control of an entire team's worth of players and used them in a boss battle against their former friends. and chorby was on one of the latter ones

also no way in hell they can free climb. they weren't very strong even before the shark attacks, which tanked all of their physical ability into the garbage

Advantages:

the same thing that makes them the most biteable guy in the universe also makes them uncommonly resilient to being bitten! so, in blaseball, a player is Redacted (basically, disappearing entirely with the potential to later reappear having Come Back Wrong) when they lose all their soul, and consumer attacks lower a player's soul by 1 each time. the highest soul a player can normally generate with is 9. chorby, before they started getting eaten by sharks, had 1777. even after many, many times the consumer attacks it would take to redact anyone else, they still have ~1400 more soul than any other player ever has. this doesn't protect them from the physical damage of consumer attacks, but vampire bites have gotta be a lot smaller than sharkbites

not only are they very familiar with the supernatural, due to living in the blaseball universe where the supernatural is just everywhere, they literally shared an apartment with a vampire for years. a much more benevolent vampire than dracula, but still!

oh yeah, chorby themself is already undead – they hold the blaseball record for Most Times Resurrected, in fact

also pretty chill with wolves. transylvanian wolves are unlikely to respect the damascus steel knives given out by the wolf-god of central park (again: blaseball is a weird game), but chorby's probably not scared of them!

(note: if you want more information on chorby or on anything else i've mentioned here, i highly recommend blaseball.wiki) (tbh i highly recommend blaseball.wiki just in general. it's fun to read)

Now we don't have time to unpack all that......

I think this guy is what Dracula eats in his depressed rebellious phase when he's disillusioned with the Feelings of the Hunter and just wants to sit on his couch reading reruns of Dickens. He's like the magic pudding for vampires. One day Dracula is like "what am I doing with my unlife??? - screw it, I'm moving to England."

#chorby soul #blaseball #yo wtf #unindexed

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blaseballbrainrot · 1 year

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controversial-blorbo-bracket · 11 months

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Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Chorby Soul from Blaseball

#poll #round 1 #1 submission #chorby soul #blaseball

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lovelandfrogman · 10 months

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old blaseball doodles that make me go hehehe

#I LOVE THEM #blaseball #chorby short #polkadot patterson #chorby soul #pigeons arts #pdp makes me go WILD i gotta flesh out my hcs for em more #also chorby soul is super fun 2 draw

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blaseballshottest · 1 year

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Disappointed that your favorite hot player got out of the competition? Well, here's your chance! Unfortunately, not every single player that got out could be fit into this poll, so this is the ones that got the farthest/had the most vocal fans/had the closest polls. Jessica Telephone and Jaylen Hotdogfingers shall advance to the finals... but who will be with them?

[ID: A banner with the minis of all of the above characters. They are over an image of fire. End ID.]

(Minis by HetreaSky.)

#nagomi mcdaniel #boyfriend monreal #tillman henderson #chorby soul #eugenia garbage #alaynabella hollywood #percival wheeler #kelvin drumsolo #theodore duende #tiana cash #blaseball #poll #sorry the redemption round is kind of weird. but we still wanted to have one lol

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ditto-not-on-discord · 1 year

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Which team was the main character in each season of the BETA Eon of Blaseball: a collection of words

Ok so im bored as hell so here we go SEASON 1: Due to a lack of lore related happenings this early the "main character award" for 99% of the season goes to The Philly Pies. Then it went to Jaylen Hotdogfingers specifically at the end. SEASON 2: The award goes, Again, to the Philly Pies. SEASON 3: Ok so this is hard now: If we go by impact on the site alone, then The LA Unlimited Tacos win this award by a landslide due to The Grand Unslam. If we go by impact on the fanbase, The Hades Tigers would win the award. Due to the lasting impact on the lore however, The LA Unlimited Tacos were the main character of Season 3 SEASON 4: Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. Those two won it. SEASON 5: Unlimited Tacos with the Party Time Speedrun. Also a take nobody else probably has, I wanna see the blood bath return in some way.

SEASON 6: The Garages cause Jaylen came back. Crabs a close second though. SEASON 7: The Unlimited Tacos due to the Snackrifice

SEASON 8: The Crabs. This season was just

SEASON 9: The Charleston Shoe Thieves who promptly got Curbstomped by the pods

SEASON 10: The Baltimore Crabs for ascending and blowing up the sun. I'm not counting the Hall stars.

SEASON 11: The Tokyo Lift, as their appearance was one of the few notable things this season

SEASON 12: The Crabs for depending and escaping a black hole

SEASON 13: The Kansas City Breath Mints and The Charleston Shoe Thieves for getting their players snatched

SEASON 14: Tacos and Garages for their Wyatts not dying.

SEASON 15: Chorby Soul. Just.... Chorby Soul

SEASON 16: The Dallas Steaks I guess??

SEASON 17: The Tacos for winning a season

SEASON 18: Core Mechanics. cause Core Mechanics

SEASON 19: Tokyo Lift

SEASON 20: San Fransisco Lovers for being the first Underchampions.

SEASON 21: WORMS

SEASON 22: MIAMI DALE BABY WOOOOOO

SEASON 23: Parker MacMillan

SEASON 24: The Sunbeams for causing the ending to have to be rewritten

Well that was a lot.

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heliophaestus · 2 years

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oh fuck *gets eaten by fifth dimensional sharks*

[ID: A pencil sketch of Chorby Soul from Blaseball. they are grimacing awkwardly while being bitten by three small consumers, behind them is a written soul scream, and above them lyrics to the song the unlikely resurrection of chorby soul, saying “chorby soul! chorby sing! chorby re enters the ring! chorby bless! chorby soul! i’m not under your control!” /End ID]

#blaseball #chorby soul #hephaestus’ handiwork

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blockbusterclosed · 6 months

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BLASETOBER DAY 10(12) CHORBY SOUL