GG: im@gine being @ homestuck f@n in the ye@r of our lord 2024...

the other troll on the second image belongs to @t0w0bey @!ᗜ!) im gonna post about my trollsona more soon bc i loge drawing him sm

the urge to draw them like this

You Belong to Me, I Believe

David Rossi x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Not smutty but not clean either, CM Violence, Unwanted kissing by unsub

Summary: An unsub gets a little too flirty with you. David steps in.

WC: 1,021

Thank you @my-mummy-dust for helping me with everything and being my muse <3

You and David are sitting in the interrogation room in a tiny police department in Belmont, Louisiana. The unsub sitting in front of you was accused of murdering 8 women with another two still missing. David was asking him questions but he was refusing to answer anything, all he would do was stare at you practically drooling from the mouth. You and David walked out of the interrogation room and you ran a hand across your face with a sigh. It was hot, you were already sweating in your button up shirt and this interrogation was going nowhere.

“I have an idea. Just go with it.” You said taking off your over-shirt leaving you in a tight form fitting tank top and letting your hair out of the scrunchie that was holding it in a loose bun on top of your head. “What are you doing? You aren’t going in there like this.” David said stubbornly. You just looked at David with a raised eyebrow as you walked into the interrogation room. There was a low whistle from the unsub and David wanted to shoot him right then and there. 

You asked him the same questions David asked him and he answered most of them. He flirted relentlessly with you. “I’ll tell you where the girls are if you let me touch her.” He said and David smacked the table glaring at the unsub. “You don’t get to touch her. Only I get to do that.” He snapped, his voice low and threatening. “Let him.” You said stepping closer to where the unsub was chained to the table. You leaned forward just enough for him to run his chained hands through your hair. You were pulled back by a seething David Rossi.

“Get ready.” He said angrily into the radio as the unsub told you where to find the missing girls. Once David gave the information over the radio he pulled you out into the precinct. “What were you thinking?” You had never seen him this mad. “I was thinking we needed to find the missing girls and I was going to do whatever it took.” You folded your arms across your chest. He unfolded your arms and pulled you into a rough kiss tangling his hand in your hair and pushing you flush against his body. 

The kiss was sloppy and heated and angry. His hands were all over you and you felt your cheeks flush bright red when you remembered you were standing in the middle of a podunk police station with your entire team watching with rapt attention. When he finally pulled away you were panting and the color of a cherry tomato. “Do you guys need to go back to the hotel?” Aaron asked with a slight smirk to his face. David looked down at you as you were trying to straighten out your shirt.

“Nope. Just reminding her who she belongs to.” He said casually walking away leaving you there blinking. Emily walked up to you, the biggest shit eating grin on her face. “You have lipstick on your chin.” She said laughing as she walked away leaving you to run to the bathroom to sort yourself out. You couldn’t believe that just happened. Well if the team was going to find out about you and David dating might as well be in the middle of a small police department in Belmont, Louisiana. 

You were both standing in the hallway when the unsub was brought out, they were re-cuffing his hands after un-cuffing him from the table when he got loose and booked it towards you. He wrapped his arms around you pulling you into a forced kiss, the entire precinct burst into action. David pulled his gun pointing it at the unsub who had you held tight against his body. The officers that were originally handcuffing him managed to pry him away from you as you got shoved towards David who caught you and quickly walked you to the other side of the room out of harm's way. You were shaking trying to process what just happened.

“Hey. Are you okay?” David asked, his fingers gently grasping your chin so you were looking directly at him. “I uhm. I wasn’t expecting that to happen.” You said shakily, all of a sudden you were very cold. He leaned forward to kiss you but this time he was gentle and he caressed your cheek with his thumb. “Do not move.” He told you, stepping away from where you were leaning against a desk because you felt like your legs were going to give out. You watched as David walked up to the unsub and decked him. He walked back over to you, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you into his side.  “Come on. We’re done here.” He grabbed your upper arm and guided you towards the waiting SUV’s. “But what about the girls?” You asked as he buckled you into the front seat. “You're the only girl I’m worried about right now.” He got in the driver's seat and took off towards the hotel. 

Once you arrived at the hotel and were safely inside David’s hotel room you sat on the edge of the bed not really sure what to do. “Hey kitten. You’re okay.” He said brushing some of your hair back. You surged forward practically knocking him to the ground as you aggressively pressed your lips to his licking your way into his mouth. He growled and wrapped his hands around your waist walking you backwards till you were flat on the mattress. His lips left sloppy wet kisses across your chin, down the curve of your neck and you groaned as he sucked a bruise into your clavicle. “I love you baby.” He whispered into your ear, licking the curve of it causing you to shudder. “You know I love that.” You said breathlessly causing him to smirk. “My beautiful girl.” He said into your ear before placing open mouthed kisses along your exposed skin. And that was how your bra wound up tossed across the room landing on a lamp.

Hey guys, in this house we hype up our friends interests, even when we don't understand. That's why when I got sent homestuck quizzes, I took them instantly.

Now, help me understand this without helping me understand it at all. You know what I mean.

(I'll link the quizzes in the replies after posting)

DID ranting because i can and i will so i am

ok for real though this SUCKS like actually

this is not 'funny brain people disorder'

i am sitting here in class and i cannot think because i am stuck in a dissociative thought loop (basically the same few thoughts repeat over and over while some kind of fog settles over it)

i have c's and d's in my major classes because i cannot focus due to inability to think properly. its probably adhd related as well (yipee!)

also also my psychiatrist banned me from driving because of my dissociation being so severe, so i have no way of commuting to college next year unless i find a way of alternative transport because american public transportation sucks ass

this isn't 'alter disorder' its a dissociative disorder. you dissociate. holy shit i know.

(yes i know some systems don't dissociate as much but for the love all that is good stop reducing DID to just alters)

ok rant over uh heres a funny goat (his names ike)

sorry for hornyposting about that robot. it will happen again

sorry i made ur favs fat. theyre sexier that way

It’s so funny that Danny said beloved restaurant bc that leaves two options and Jake and josh may have had to dress like that depending which of the two it was

Last line tag game

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

Thanks to @shootingstarpilot for the tag. Currently working on chapter 3 of Wreck me in the wine-dark deep:

Helix saws grimly at the tentacle, digs his fingers against it with all his strength. His eyes sting hotly, and it's not just the strange maybe-poisonous water. He thinks of Stitch alone on that shore, too injured to walk. He'll die without help.

After he watches Needle die.

Alone.

sorry I’m not normal. I’ll do it again.

I am eternally grateful for @obsessingoverl dealing with my absolute bullshit

Especially with love caused by willful negligence

I'm sorry

It looks like Feeding Alligators is going to, at some point, hit 1k kudos (holy fuck??!?!) and I think I should write smut to like, celebrate the occasion? I’ll think on that.

Hello new followers who presumably are mostly following me for Doctor Who content, I will do my level best not to be wretched and mean but I will warn you right now this is my blog and I do not much care for stephen russel davies

Hmmm sorry everyone it looks like I'm a doctor who blog again now

Ok so the recent Supernatural convention in Hawai'i got me going and now I can't stop thinking about a monster of the week show (aka, my idea of a supernatural reboot) but in Hawai'i (with all of the ensuing local jokes) instead of on the mainland and here's what I've got so far:

First thing to know about Hawai'i is that Honolulu's a melting pot that'll give New York City a run for its money. So when immigrants came here, it wasn't just humans - all sorts of cryptids and spirits and demons and gods are here for one reason or another. And all of them are trying to find some sort of equilibrium on modern day O'ahu.

Pre-show there was a massive multi-island turf war between the various factions called The Spirit War. The war reached a stalemate after some unspecified Big Event, and now modern Hawai'i has all of the monsters in a tense ceasefire, with human hunters (brutally) enforcing the peace.

which is where Sam and Dean come in. Rather than christian demons, Sam's touched by demons from Chinese mythology who have started manipulating human psychics to try and gain an edge over the other monster factions and start the whole spirit war over again. what does that meddling do to Sam? IDK yet!

Sam does have the ability to talk to spirits and interact with the spirit world and any other invisible cryptid - normally hunters need special gear or spellwork to interact with them. Dean, the spirits say 'is about as psychic as a pigeon that's been hit with a brick." which Sam thinks is hilarious

The rest of what I have is solely local jokes:

Sam's cardinal sin was not just going to college but something even worse: going to college On The Mainland.

This leads to constant complaints from Dean about Sam 'being too good for his roots' and saying shit like 'i dunno Sammy I was gonna get something from seven eleven but I know you're too good for spam musubi now.' and Sam is about ready to murder him.

The impala is Dean's boat because I think it's funny that instead of long road trips the boys take long sea trips to neighbor islands.

Of course, then they get a call from a hunter in Samoa who needs help with a case and Dean insists The Impala can make it (Dean we are not taking that tiny boat over 3,000 miles of open ocean.' 'she can make it Sammy!')

Every episode there's tourists bothering the boys and causing problems. Every. Damn. Episode.

Dean consistently shows up to hunts in flip flops and it drives Sam nuts

Instead of weird motels the boys jump from vacation rental to vacation rental. There is at least one episode about some sort of stepford-wives-esque summer home horror.

I've got so many more ideas but I don't want this to get too long - let me know if you want more.