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bearotonin-international · 7 months

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🚨Danger Boy wants pets🚨

#and some of your flesh #^^ see this is why team should not be allowed to set our queue when tired #We become a little unhinged when tired #Not that it’s untrue #Danger Boy #Forbidden #No pets #no pets allowed #lethal beast DO NOT PET

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torifuckingspring · 4 months

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i was watching a movie and they killed a dog in the first twenty minutes

that's a deal breaker from hell

#idc #kill their wife #kill their kids #kill their entire family #no killing dogs #or cats #fish are fine #you can kill fish #you know what no #no pets #don't kill pets

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arrowsperpetualcringe · 2 years

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guys, if you're ever sad, and you're a fan of Dialtown, just pretend that one video of a guy saving 13 kittens is Norm.

I promise you your quality of life will improve instantly

#No pets #rambling #dialtown #dialtown norm #sgt norm allen #norm allen #headcanon #(I guess?)#Norm seems like the type of guy to be like and then proceeded to have all the pets.

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biarritzzz · 1 year

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I'm childfree and I don't want a pet either. An animal, however cute, is still constricting, expensive and I don't want cat or dog hair everywhere on my furniture. Also houses with cats/dogs smell. Sorry but it's true.

I think this obsession that people now have with their pets directly correlates to the number of childless people. It's a longing for kids they won't admit to themselves.

Which explains why so many self-described animal lovers are as obnoxious with their pets as people are with their kids.

The same way people are allowed to not like kids, we should also be allowed to not like cats and dogs and no that doesn't make us Hitler (ironic considering how much Hitler loved dogs but I digress).

#no kids #no pets #I actually like cats but not in my home #same with dogs

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only-cat-memes · 3 months

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