I love sitting in a chinese restaurant being held at gunpoint by @vurelly being forced to tell bad jokes and a foodie tourist from france materializes beside us and we have to scatter like rats cause the food wasn't even ours to begin with
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Alright. I want you all made perfectly aware that I have completely cut support for Wilbur soot and any associated projects. I find his "apology" to be disingenuous and trashy damage control, and it undermines whatever desire he has to improve, however genuine that is.
I 100% support Shelby and any victim of such disgusting behaviour, i commend them for their courage, and I wish them nothing but prosperity, support, and happiness. I will always value their peace over whatever art he made. I'll find other fucking art.
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they both independently decided to get flowers for each other. rose was gonna give a single red rose and a poem related to it in like a symbolic type romantic gesture that is largely really embarrassing and kind of cringy but she got really worked up & embarrassed and got to their date spot early to prepare. and then john shows up a little late because he had to pick up the custom bouquet he got for her and half considered just not showing up bc ughhh what if she doesnt like it & what if its so embarrassing i die. & when john shows up rose immediately tries to hide her flower as he gives her his bouquet. and rose is thinking "oh so this is a competition now. i see." after the initial flusterness fades. my fanfiction.
sorry im autistic about them a little bit. peace and love on planet dyke-stuck.
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"ok. doctor A is on vacation. the answering machine said doctor B is the substitute, so i will go to doctor B."
(note on the door of doctor B's office: "we are closed. go to doctor A or doctor C.")
"ok. i'll go to doctor C. whatever."
(note on the door of doctor C's office: "we are closed. go to doctor B or doctor A.")
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How come ur black but wont write for black reader? No offense just asking
babes, when did I ever say that I'm black LMFAO???? I'm not. if you're talking about my picrews in the tag games, it's still VERY weird that you'd assume my RACE because of my skin color 💀
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Your exes dad gojo fic was soooo good 🤤 I know you said that you were struggling to come up with ideas for part 2 so hear me out, reader leaves and thinks that she probably won't see either of them ever again, and like a few months later....
BAM positive pregnancy test.
(I'm in my baby fever phase, so this was all I could come up with rn sorry.)
imagine reader fakes it just to see more of gojo
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my (aroace's) plan for my future
Adopt three cats named Michifuz, Choripan and Changuito
Eat cake every single day of my life
Become Batman
Be the rich aunt that gives the best presents
When it gets boring, start a cult
Get pregnant, ask a male friend to pretend to be my boyfriend when i get into labor, ask a female friend to pretend to be other friend's wife and start a fake fight in the hospital
Raised said child into becoming Robin
Eat more cake
Fake my death
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