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astarions-bride · 2 months
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Astarion would LOVE to bite your neck while fucking you. Or maybe you’re just cockwarming him and he’s biting you. He says your pleasure makes your blood taste sweeter 😭😭 licks the bite marks after. Definitely has his hands on your ass all the while.
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Absolutely! 😌
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If you were cockwarming him then he will absolutely nibble everywhere he can reach. Drinking your blood at a languid pace and licking over the puncture wounds look lazily. Seemingly drunk off your taste, your warmth, and pleasure.
Of course he has to keep his hands plastered firmly on your backside. It's impossible for him not to touch you when you are spread out on his lap, bleeding and whimpering in pleasure, and he will refuse to let you go the rest of the night.
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spicechica · 13 days
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Hi, I'm new to the writing platform and I've been apart of the neilnewbon community for the past couple of months. I want to start writing headcanons and short stories for some of his characters but I don't know where to start. 🤷‍♀️
My inbox is open for ideas and headcanons for his characters😊
Don't write anything to hardcore or filthy, just a little smut and spice.
MINORS DNI 🔞
(CHARACTERS)
•Nikolai - Beyond the Rave
•Luke Davenport - Dream Team
•Captain Hook - Kia Commercial
•Seb - As if
•Ernst Robinson - Stranded
• Mark Griffin - Reverb
•Father Anthony - Casualty
•Richard - Later
•Rob - Extinction
•Quinten Quist - The discovery of heaven
(WILL NOT WRITE⚠️)
•Self harm/Su!c!dal thoughts
•Dom!reader/Pegging
•Religion kink
•Neil Newbon himself (The man is married)
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astarion ancunin hcs {pt. 1}
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once he's comfortable with you, he adores non-sexual physical intimacy
playing with his hair will calm him down almost instantly
he's protective and possessive, so he'll keep a hand on you at all times, usually on your back
loves when you initiate any kind of physical contact
always asks to do something before he does, in either a sexual or nonsexual context
he's easily jealous and can sometimes get very possessive; for the first time in 200 years, he has someone who genuinely loves him and he hates the possibility that he might lose you
that possessiveness is obvious when he marks up your neck with bites and hickeys
if he feels like his place in your relationship is threatened in public, he will not hesitate to touch, hold, or kiss you in front of whomever is making a move on you; after some bearing of fangs, whoever it is usually scuttles off very quickly
he definitely feels very undeserving of you and your love and has his days when he's convinced you're going to leave him for someone better when you get the chance, or that he's keeping you from; that insecurity lasts for a very long time
constantly buries his own feelings, so you have to coax them out of him and teach him how to set boundaries and stand up for himself
astarion absolutely LOVES bathing together; he can be very vulnerable with you without sex being expected when you bathe together and it absolutely helps him regain some control and bodily autonomy
he loves gifting you things: jewelry, clothes, weapons, little knickknacks he sees that remind him of you
his elven ears are so sensitive and he absolutely will whine involuntarily when you brush your fingers over them (either on accident while you're touching his curls or on purpose)
speaking of which, astarion loves having his hair played with, it's a huge comfort to him (and another form of physical touch that isn't inherently sexual, so it's one of the ways to ease him back into being intimate and physical)
sexually, he's very switchy; some days he wants to be in control and giving you all the pleasure you deserve, but other days he's more than happy to let you take the lead and love on him
he loves staying up late to have deep talks and watch the sky (sun or moon and stars, it doesn't matter which to him)
cuddle this man. all the time. he's absolutely a cuddle bug. if you don't cuddle him while you go to sleep, he'll be very huffy, and you'll wake up to him curled up around you anyway
he also likes to be the little spoon sometimes, once he's comfortable with you seeing and being wrapped around his back
he will sew everything for you instead of teaching you to do it; he likes being useful in some little way for you (inspired by @aethes-bookshelf's post here because I saw it and went "you are absolutely right")
he commonly speaks to you in Elvish whether you understand it or not; it's absolutely a comfort to him, especially when you start picking up words and understanding some of what he says
contrary to the performances he puts on, astarion is a very gentle lover when he can finally be comfortable and genuine with you. he's quieter, softer, he takes the time to learn you and himself, he lets himself enjoy it; he learns to become a taker, not just a giver
he likes to hold you, however he can, and at the very least always be touching you. an arm around your waist or shoulders, a hand on the small of your back, holding your hand or twining your pinkies together. he can't be touching you, he's standing so close to you that he could be touching you if he moved a centimeter more
he likes to hug you randomly; one of his favorite ways to do it is to come up behind you while you're cooking or talking to someone or looking at yourself in the mirror to get ready so he can surprise you by putting his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder
astarion has a habit of kissing your neck whenever he can, sometimes it's a way to let you know he's hungry, other times when he wants to be intimate, other times just to remind you he loves you
on the same hand, he doesn't always say 'i love you' but instead makes it known through his behavior around you (and the fact that he's constantly looking at you like you are his whole world, because you are)
on the nights when you can't sleep, he reads to you until you drift off because he knows you find his voice soothing
he likes tucking his head into your neck and shoulder when the two of you sleep (which he finds out he actually likes doing every now and then)
the first thing astarion does when he wakes up is pepper you with little kisses on your shoulders, collarbones, cheeks, and forehead
when he's nervous and with people he's okay with knowing that, he'll reach for your hand and touch your fingers to calm down and ground himself. if you wear a ring or multiple rings, he'll play with those
astarion loves it when you call him by a nickname, either a shortened version of his name or a pet name. if he's fed recently and had enough blood, his cheeks will turn this adorable shade of pink when you call him "Star" or "my love" or something similar
how he wakes up from a nightmare changes constantly. the worse the nightmare, the worse his reaction when he wakes up. sometimes it's just a little gasp and his eyes flying open, sometimes it's a yelp and tears, sometimes he's crying before he even wakes up; but every time, his biggest comfort is to cling to you until the panic fades and then curl up in your lap (you've learned to light a candle or summon lights with magic when he wakes up from a nightmare; the shadows make him feel worse)
when you fall asleep outside of bed, he picks you up and carries you to bed and tucks you in—all without waking you
if you are injured at any point and there is no certainty that you'll pull through, he panics. he stays at your side the entire time, even if the smell of your blood is driving him mad, and holds your hand and talks to you, often begging you to wake up, to come back to him, to stay with him; more than once, you've woken up to find him with tears streaked down his face
every time you wake up from an injury and he realizes it, either because he's watching you or because you say hi to get his attention, he smothers you in kisses
once he's no longer starving, he likes to feed from you very slowly, to take his time and enjoy your taste; now that he's promised food, he doesn't feel the need to rush. feeding becomes very sensual, intimate, and personal for the two of you after that
he also loves leaving bites and drinking from you in places the others won't see; it makes him incredibly giddy to know that you let him bite you in places only he will ever see
if he's taller than you, he loves to kiss the crown of your head whenever he can
he will sew up your injuries whenever you need his help with it, even if the sight and smell of your blood makes him salivate
he loves touching your body to see how you react and lets you do the same to learn his own likes and dislikes
matching. outfits. he loves it, loves seeing people realize that you wear the same material and colors and realize what it means. he's very smug when people come to the realization that you're together
he frequently gives you his shirts to sleep in
if you are apart from him for any amount of time, expect to be tackled with a hug the minute you are reunited again
when you have the time, he likes to just lay in bed with you and relax together, half-asleep and cuddling and sometimes mumbling to each other pt. 2 coming soon
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swirlymark · 29 days
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Yknow it’s beginning to be a problem when you start to watch past RE8 VA vods ANYWAYS some notes I’ve collected so far + doodles
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lex-the-flex · 2 months
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Giving Astarion Flowers
A/N: I thought I’d write something short and sweet for Astarion for Valentine’s Day!
The early stages of dusk hovered above the slow moving river that surrounded your camp. You could feel that there was something special in the air on this brand new day, but you couldn’t put your finger on it. Once the sun started to descend over the horizon, the various colors of pink and orange danced around the remaining strand of blue in the sky. The cool air allowed you to release a long overdue sigh just as the winter season was at an end.
Wringing out your dripping hair, the wind blew through the trees, letting the echoing sound of their leaves flutter in the tiny valley while you made your way back to the camp.
Preparing to cross the river, something captured your attention from your peripheral vision: a beautiful patch of freshly bloomed lavender. The light purple strands enveloped you with their calming scent. Picking a few of the flowers, you wandered around the river’s edge when you were greeted by the sight of a beautiful white rose bush.
Plucking a single rose from the top of the shrubbery, the multiple thorns prick at your exposed hand, causing you to bleed. 
“Ow.” You whisper to no one. 
Sucking the fresh droplet of blood, you finished off the small bouquet with a couple strings of eucalyptus leaves before finally deciding to head back to camp. Hiding the present under your cloak, your chest fluttered once you saw Astarion standing by the camp’s border.
“There you are, darling! I was wondering where you’d be. After all, I was hoping you’d invite me back for a delightful bite tonight.” Astarion teases.
“Can’t you go one night without me?” You ask, balancing on your toes.
“Never.” He replies with a handsome smirk.
Stepping towards him, Astarion wraps his hand around your waist, pulling you closer. Pressing his lips against yours, Astarion’s grasp remains gentle as he reaches to hold the bottom of your chin. Breaking away, the scent of something peculiar causes him to worry. 
“Is everything alright? You’re bleeding.” He states.
Bringing your right hand forward, Astarion carefully presses his pink lips to your cut up knuckles, offering a few kisses to your sensitive skin. 
“I’m alright. It’s nothing Shadowheart can’t fix.” You reply.
Squeezing your hand tighter, you reveal the bouquet beneath your cloak, and Astarion gasps at the sight. 
“For you.” You whisper. 
“Me? Wh– What have I done to deserve this? Surely these can’t be for me, Y/N.” He hesitates, not wanting to take them. 
“I picked these just for you, Star. I wanted to show you my appreciation and love for you, that’s all. I know that flowers don’t mean much to vampires, but even if they die the next day, I surely won’t. I’m right here with you, until the very end. I love you, Astarion. From the moment I met you, you saved me. Now let me save you.” You declare with a lump rising in the back of your throat. 
Meeting his gaze, tears begin to form in Astartion’s piercing red eyes as he looks into your e/c orbs. Gently stroking your cheek, he can’t help but melt in your presence, silently thanking whatever gods brought you to him. 
“It’s as if the gods made you, just to ruin me.”
astarion taglist ~
@dreamliners
@violetthecreator
@bitten-by-astarion
@loveandfictionforall
@macabre-mangled
@demigoddessqueen
@oooriana
@local-trans-witch
@kittenkiryu
@shions-new-blog-of-stuff
@squashfics
@notrattus
@mishwanders
@worryknotdear
@casperbunn
@night-n-sky
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acepalindrome · 7 months
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Neil is making some choices.
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seraphsfire · 6 months
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im crying neil was signing an autograph for someone who was " i'm the number one ascended astarion apologist" and he was like "....okay." and looked at the camera like this
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As much as I love soft Dad!Astarion, I have to admit, Astarion as a father would probably be closer to Bender in that one futurama episode where he adopts the orphans for the monthly stipends.
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micropoe10 · 7 months
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For everyone out there that has ever wondered you heard it from the writer/creator of Astarion himself Stephen Rooney, and Astarion's VA, Neil Newbon that ASTARION'S EYE COLOR is purely headcanon. 👀 enjoy my darlings and let me know what your headcanon Astarion eye color is below!
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julientel · 2 years
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Gavin to Connor on his 4th birthday
Sorry, I just lowkey headcanon that Gavin calls all younger people “kid”, thanks to Neil who keeps calling me that
As you could guess, I got my Cameo from Neil today, he was really nice as usual (even as Gavin), wished me all the best and even sang “Happy Birthday to you~” line ಥ_ಥ
He also liked the birthday art and thanked me in the video :’)
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I’m forever grateful to @howtodisassembleyourdeviant​ for making all that possible 🤍
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pierriots · 7 months
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Nottt the shitty tumblr porn authors tagging their horrid heterosexual smut in the neil newbon tag. you guys know that’s a real person right?
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astarions-bride · 3 months
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I'm convinced that every single one of Neil Newbon's characters do the "Astarion Leg Thing" and nothing will ever change my mind
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Look me in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong
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spicechica · 9 days
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Dating Luke Davenport Headcanons
●I feel like at first he would be super bitchy towards you, but once you started being bitchy back I feel he would start to have a soft spot for you. 
●Hates it when other guys stare at you. Wouldn't say anything, but give them a cold death stare from across the room.
●Loves to see you in his jerseys. He likes how it looks overly sized on you, and would always want you to wear it to bed. 
●While he's out on the field he’ll quickly jog over to you and snatch a kiss, desperately wanting it to last longer before he's called back. 
●Will buy you anything you want. Dresses, jewelry, bags, shoes.You’ll try to tell him he doesn’t have too but he’ll still pay for it no matter the cost.
●Sometimes, instead of having lunch in the lunchroom, he’ll take you out to a nice cafe or restaurant, just wanting some time for the both of you.
●He has no privacy. Especially after you two got together, more and more paparazzi started to show. When they would crowd you and ask you questions, you would start to feel uncomfortable. Luke would obviously notice and quickly pull you against him, pushing away the crowd as he tried to get you away. 
●Would take you to the club and show you off. He would even tease you a little and pull you into his lap while he kissed you. He didn’t give a f*ck if people were watching.
●After he won a game, he would instantly run over to your seat, picking you up and spinning you while he gave you a passionate kiss.
 ●He’ll sneak you into the locker room while it’s empty so you both could make out.
● He’ll take you on small drives in his car. Speeding down the road as he watches the wind blow back your hair.
*This was my first time writing. How did I do? What character should I do next?*
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brandnewhuman · 1 year
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ELIJAH KAMSKI HCS
Starring:
Our fav funky gen Z hermit
CONTENT
Tw: mentions of drugs and mature language
A/N: RANDOM HEADCANONS OF MY FAV BOI LET'S GO. I will probably do more cause at this point Im literally writing more for me than for anyone else. BUT HE'S SO WBHDJDNWJW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I'm over being just normal about him. Shout-out to @bloodlst I TOLD YOU THE RANDOM HCS WERE COMING
@the-anxious-youth tagging you too just in case
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You all are gonna appreciate this man whether you like or not
I'll start by saying that he's always very aware of how people perceive him
He knows everyone thinks of him either as a creep or some sort of narcissistic weirdo
And, while it still hurts him a little bit, he has given up in trying to get liked or appreciated
He knows that whatever he does people will always see him as something he's not
He has used that in his favour, he manipulates this version of himself that people see to achieve what he wants and what he needs
The only people who knows the real him are the Chloe's and Connor at some point
He loves to use terms of endearment with the people he loves
The Chloe's are always his stars, or his lovelies or darlings
Connor would always be called love, dear or beloved
He really likes valentine's day, bro is really romantic really nice
Plus he's fucking rich so he just like to flex how much he's able to spoil his loved ones
I genuinely think he's asexual. Or at least demisexual
AND PANROMANTIC we can't forget that
why? Cause I said so
Talking about relationships he has never been in one
Or rather he has been but they were mostly one-sided cause the person who was with him just wanted something from him didn't really loved him
For a person so apparently cold and distant he has a rather hopeless romantic vibe going on
He definitely wishes for that bookish type of love but it's something he keeps for himself
It just makes him feel too vulnerable to say he does want to be loved that much
He definitely had a Tumblr blog and was pretty popular but never said who he really was
He was really just vibing, taking cute pics and shit
He doesn't really talks about it and it's definitely a touchy subject but the things he experienced as a teenager CEO had really fucked him up
He has managed to be best friend with nines and it's aggravating Gavin to no end
Unpopular opinion but I feel like he would not like Elon musk
I know everyone of you fucking bastards are gonna say it's not true but it is and you'll have to accept it
He never cared about the profits from selling androids, he cared about what they could do to improve
What more they could do and how much they could evolve ecc that's why he was booted out of cyberlife
As I said before he used to struggle with addiction with has led him to be quite paranoid about taking anything even if he really needs it
Something..something about him screams anaemic
My vampire powers are telling me that
During COVID he abused the shit out of netflix
Like he literally watched the most obscure and absurd shit he could find
He deliberately leaves both contact lenses and glasses at home when he has to do an interview or a reunion cause he's that petty
AND BTW THAT INVASION OF CONNOR'S PERSONAL SPACE? I BET HE COULDN'T SEE FUCKING NOTHING AND THAT'S WHY HE WAS ALL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
He prefers to sleep on his couch rather than in his bed
His bedroom makes him feel alone somehow and he hates feeling like that
He has a tongue piercing
He finds it very hard to cry and sometimes that makes him feel even worse when he has bad days cause he feels like he can't let it out
Every time he spends money he does it because of the Chloe's
The pool? The Chloe's wanted to swim. The art pieces besides Carl Manfred's ones? The Chloe's liked them
He literally doesn't care, as long as they're happy then he's happy
His dreams are always either really fucking weird or really fucking bad there's no in between
He's scared of hospitals and of psychiatrists because he doesn't trust them and has an irrational fear of getting sent to a mental hospital
His wardrobe consist of like two or three elegant suits and the rest is band or graphic T-Shirt, hoodies and sweatshirt
He really doesn't likes to have to dress too formal
Carl was his only human friend and the og Chloe is the only friend he had left
Before them there was Gavin but they grew apart
Now obviously he has nines and Connor and even Gavin is coming around him again but for the longest time he didn't had anyone else besides Chloe
He's very hard to upset or offend cause half of the stuff one could say he has either already heard it or it's something that he thinks of himself already
It's always cold, like FR this man temperature is not fucking normal
As soon as he was able to leave his family behind he tried all the things he wasn't allowed to do
Which led to him learning how to play music again
He enjoys playing piano but prefers the ukulele because of practical reasons since it's more easy to carry around
He enjoys animating stuff too
He's weirdly good with kids, like those little gremlins adore him and no one can figure out why
He enjoys cleaning, in fact he does most cleaning around the house
He lets the Chloe's try makeup on him and, if they ask him to, he does their makeup too
Lives his life with a constant migraine but he's used to it
Those days where it gets really bad he just locks himself in his study with all lights off and without anything making any sound cause he refuses to take any medicine
He really likes hugs but never ask for them
He always smells either of something minty and fresh or of rose water
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bluedream-echoes · 1 year
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Self-Refusal Is Self-Protection (Only For So Long)
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lex-the-flex · 4 months
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Astarion Showing His Scars
A/N: It's about time I wrote something sweet for my favorite vampire! I'm playing through BG3 and can't wait to romance this man.
The evening grew incredibly boring as it seemed there was nothing to do. There was no big fight to take part in, no heroic quest to seek out, the day was just calm. So your crew decided that the best thing to pass the time would be to officially clean the campsite and discard any items that were cluttering the storage chests including taking inventory of Cazador’s Palace. After a long day of taking stock of food supplies, articles or clothing, weapons, and other items you may need, the sun began to set, filling the sky with its beautiful colors of pink and orange. 
Ascending the Palace’s stone steps, both Shadowheart and Gale proposed that you all retreat to your respective rooms after finishing your hot meals and baths when the three of you noticed that Astarion was nowhere in sight. Wandering around the empty halls, the only sound to occupy the silent space was a series of frustrated grunts and sighs from your vampire lover. Opening the door to his grand room, an unexpected sight nearly makes your knees wobble: Astarion stands in the dim light of his room towards the balcony tracing his muscular back with his fingertips, trying to figure out what each of the scribbles mean. 
“What the hell is this? Is it an ‘S,’ or perhaps an ‘E’?” He asks to himself. 
After a moment of silence, Astarion notices you in his peripheral vision, and he turns around in shock. 
“What are you doing?!” He frantically asks, startled by your presence. 
“I- I’m just here to bring you dinner.” You mumble.
Placing down two goblets of blood wine, you cautiously fold your hands over your stomach, trying to ease the sudden wave of nausea. 
“I’m sorry, Y/N. I just wasn’t expecting anyone to be in the Palace tonight.” Astarion replies. 
Taking a long chug from the first glass, Astarion exhales at the liquid's delight before turning to you. Gently holding his shoulder, you try to turn Astarion around to see what he was tracing but you only get so far. 
“What are these? How did–?” You begin, briefly touching the freshly-looking scars. 
Suddenly, Astarion whips around, grabbing your wrist. Scrunching his brows in surprise, Astarion realizes what he’s done, and he lets go of your wrist. 
“I’m sorry, darling. So sorry.” He says, pressing a loving kiss to your knuckles, silently apologizing. 
“It’s alright, Astarion. You didn’t mean it.” You reply. 
After a quick pause, the warmth of your hands slowly calms Astarion down. Giving him room to breathe, you quietly step back not wanting to invade his personal bubble.
“I’ve been trying to trace the scars for some time now. Unfortunately I haven’t had the best luck, Y/N. Even in death, Cazador continues to haunt me.” Astarion admits, leaning over the desk chair.
Collapsing against the wooden desk, Astarion crumbles into a fit of despair, questioning whether he’d ever translate the damn scars. Walking over to his side, you hesitantly glide your fingertips on the back of Astarion’s neck, fighting your own forming wave of tears.
“Come here.” You offer.
Opening your arms to the man before you, he sinks down to his knees and hugs your waist. Sobbing into your pair of trousers, all you can do is run your fingers through Astarion’s white curls hoping to cheer him up.
“I’ve never shown my scars to anyone, Y/N. You’re the first to see them in over two centuries and hopefully you won’t be the last. I trust you with all of my heart and soul. I hope that this didn’t come as a shock to you, darling.” Astarion explains.
“What, of course not, Star. Well, it did, but regardless of the scars as well as your old master; they made you who you are. Even if you are a gorgeous vampire who’s afraid of the sun.” You tease, pulling Astarion to stand up.
“Now you’re just being naughty.” He replies with a smile.
Wiping away his tears, Astarion leans his forehead on yours, and softly hums. Pulling you in closer to his body, Astarion presses his lips against yours, knowing that he is truly loved by you.
taglist ~
@dreamliners
@violetthecreator
@bitten-by-astarion
@loveandfictionforall
@tripleyeeet
@macabre-mangled
@demigoddessqueens
@oooriana
@local-trans-witch
@kittenkiryu
@shions-new-blog-of-stuff
@squashfics
@notrattus
@mishwanders
@worryknotdear
@casperbunn
@night-n-sky
@xplore-the-unknwn
@writing-fanics
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