The Adventures of Alfred F Jones impersonating Elon Musk and getting permanently suspended on twitter

I got carried away with making memes 😂 I have more but I reached the limit for this post, so have more in the reblog I'm about to add :'D Context here! Basically, Nations Revealed AU where Netflix made a historical drama about Nation People but it's awful and everyone hates it.

Nation Revealed AU Where Nations Have Human Identities.

Okay this idea has been stuck in my head for over a week now so I have to rant about it

okay so some Nations have human jobs, and all have human identities. so some Nations go to school while some have jobs, I personally think Austria would be a music teacher, and Greece would work at an animal shelter!

So in a nation reveal au, imagine the chaos with their co-workers/school friends when it does get revealed!

Hong Kong's school friend: hey Leon you're not the NP of Hong Kong are you?

Hong Kong: No, we don't even know if we have a NP

Hong Kong's school friend: yeah we do NP England confirmed it

Hong Kong: Umm

Hong Kongs school friend: and we even have a picture of them, look

Hong Kong: shit...

Or Austria's students finding out and just asking him so many questions

Austria: for the last time me and Hungary are not dating or married!

Austria: Yes I did fight in wars, now on to music

Austria: yes I met Motzart.

Austria: why are you so concerned about my love life, yes I did marry Spain but we are divorced... he ended up dating my sister (Hungary and Austira are siblings in my AU)

Austria: Yes nations can have kids, I have two, now for homework-

Or America working at a police station and his coworkers are freaked out that he has killed people... and fought in the civil war.

Like this would be comedy gold (IMO) especially if you mixed it with a monster AU (I will most definitely post more about this AU)

I like reading Nations get revealed fanfics but the reaction of humans in those fanfics are kind of funny, cause let’s be honest, no one but religious fanatics and conspiracy theorists are gonna actually take a reveal like immortal gods seriously, everyone would make memes about it but I don’t think anyone would believe it, only years later everyone would slowly be like “Hey, you remember that immortal nation’s hoax that happened in like, 2008? … none of the people involved have aged…” and it would slowly go to hell from there.

Hi, I've been wondering about your headcanons about how the nations work. What is their role in the government, how does family work for them, do they have any powers? And stuff like that 😊

I'm guessing you're asking about my Public Nations AU and how Nations work within that universe? Get ready, this is gonna be a long post. I'll break it into parts for each section of your question :)

Note: I edited this recently so it reads more smoothly.

Role in the Government

As long as Nations have existed for, they've always been important advisers to their leaders. I think they mostly functioned as advisers, ambassadors, translators, etc. I imagine they have to remain apolitical when it comes to modern systems like political parties; they don't want to seem too supportive of any one political party, no matter what their personal opinions are. If they are gonna make a statement about something, they're expected to do it not as a Nation, but as an individual. That's partly why America's youtube channel uses his human name; it signifies that the channel is just a place for him to goof off, so nothing he says there is to be taken as a representation of the country. I think people still get those roles confused though. There’s gotta be tons of people who see Alfred stating his personal opinion and assume that that’s the government’s official statement as well. Plus I think lots of people just aren’t well versed in how the government works, so they probably misunderstand Alfred’s role as well.

I also think they've been put in the military ever since ancient times. After all, kings used to lead their militaries into battle, so I imagine their Nations would be right alongside them, both for the symbolism and because of how useful it would have been to have an immortal with lots of battle experience on their side. I can’t say that Nations always wanted to be on those battlefields, but they would often times get put there anyway.

Family

What counts as family is incredibly fluid and ever-changing for Nations. Nations aren't created through reproduction, so I don't think very clear-cut blood relations are truly possible. As a result, how Nations are related can vary and change. Why do America and Canada resemble each other so closely? I don’t think even the Nations themselves know. Sometimes Nations take this resemblance to imply familiar relations, sometimes they don’t. (I think this is more just my frustration with canon. Who is related to who makes no sense and has changed over time as Himaruya wills it. Why are England and America brothers instead of father and son? Why are America and Canada clearly twins when they didn't even belong to the same empires when they were born? I give up)

I also don't think they have the same standards for what is taboo and what isn't. Things can get waved away as "human ideas” which doesn't apply to them. Plus, Nations can't reproduce the way humans do after all, so I don't think they consider “incestuous” relationships to be nearly as scandalous. America and England might have a father-son relationship or a romantic one and I don't think they would have a problem going back and forth between the two. Not to mention the fact that after however many centuries, I assume practically all of them have slept with each other.

Of course, humans get uncomfortable with that fact, so that aspect of their relationships is usually kept private. Basically, Nations can have any kind of relationships with each other, but stick to only letting humans know about the ones that are socially acceptable.

Powers and Abilities

Nations draw life from their human populations, and as a result have a connection to those humans. Nations can tell if a human is theirs or not and identify them by name.

They can suffer from two different kinds of injuries: Direct and Indirect. Direct injuries are when their bodies are injured; they can heal from practically any direct injury, but the rate they heal depends on how well their country is doing. An injury incurred during a war may take multiple weeks to heal, while a random injury incurred during everyday life will heal much quicker.

Indirect injuries are what happens when their population is harmed or killed. Major tragic events can result in injuries suddenly appearing on their bodies. Some rare events can leave them with permanent scars (9/11, London Blitz, French Revolution, Atomic Bombs, etc). If their people are sick with a disease, they will show symptoms as well despite not actually being able to get sick themselves.

For either type of injury, if a limb in severed, it can be reattached, but will otherwise turn into dirt if left separate for too long. If the injury is direct, the limb will grow back. An indirect injury resulting in a missing limb will likely be permanent.

Whether or not they have super strength depends on their status as a world power. America only gained his strength in the 1880s when he became a major economic power, and even then, he wasn't as strong as he eventually became post-WWII. America currently has this superhuman strength, but during the height of the Cold War, Russia had it as well.

Nations can sense other Nations around them, and also when a foreign Nation enters their territory.

They cannot leave the Earth. Once they've been outside Earth's atmosphere for 72 hours, they start to become violently ill and will begin to decompose into dirt unless they return to the planet.

Okaaaaay, I think I've covered everything! Let me know if I answered all your questions, and if you have any others! I always love to talk Nation lore XDDDD

I think because he has such an eccentric fashion taste people on twitter would religiously watch any public meetings Austria is in like it's new york fashion week. Government officials would get fed up because of the literal paparazzi showing up to government buildings and try to force Austria to wear a modern suit like a normal person. Austria would be very upset they're making him spend money and curbing his slay.

Nations Revealed AU but instead of Alfred's government revealing it or it coming to light through Watergate or something, it's just because Alfred went on the Muppet's Show as an engineer from NASA or something back in the day and then later started his YouTube channel where he keeps alluding to his time on the Muppets, leading to people figuring him out and connecting the dots with all the other nations he keeps featuring in his videos and now internet conspiracy theorists think all the tans are vampires who just happen to also be vaguely involved with politics sometimes

Any thoughts on Nations being common knowledge to the public? Like if they had social media or gained mainstream celebrity status?

BEWARE THE HISTORIANS.

Haha, I joke; I love historians.

But I imagine if anyone were to harass our dirt people, it'd mostly be journalists, day traders, and historians. Especially the youngest ones, who haven't yet learned to treat these immortal creatures with respect, and are writing research papers but can't find a proper source. They try reaching out to the nation on Twitter, only to get no response (because honestly, a nation has more important things to do than answer the same historical queries again and again).

So they just... show up on a nation's doorstep with a thousand questions at 5 o'clock in the morning, begging for a full "Interview With The Vampire" sit-down, and launching into deeply personal / terribly private details of their lives. Jumping at the chance to know all the traumas they've witnessed and if any of their intimate memories can fill in the gaps of archived history.

Day traders and anyone in the finance sector also would kill for up-to-the-minute info on how healthy a nation is, so they can try to predict whether on not a recession is on the horizon. They'd bribe politicians and steal CCTV feed for any clue they could get their greedy little fingers on: a persistent headache, a cough that won't quit, allergies, nausea, A N Y T H I N G . And like gambling addicts, they'd hedge their bets on that info, selling their stocks, dumping currency, and investing in a different nation - perhaps one that doesn't have a cold. Obsessive madness for an extra nickel.

And journalists... they'd be The Worst around election season.

"Who do you prefer as your next President?!" "If Person A gets into office, will you listen to them?" "What if they ask you to do something that goes against the Constitution??" "Can I get your reaction to what Person B said on Friday?" "What was your opinion on last night's debate?"

Just swarms of them. All trying to guess how the vote will swing. Laying the attitudes of all citizens at their nation's feet, demanding answers, and dying to be the first one to get that scoop, to accurately predict the future and announce it to the world.

Maybe some nations would have the patience for that. Maybe some would even love the attention. To me, though, it sounds like a nightmare and a half, and I think many of our eldritch creatures would scurry back into hiding at the first opportunity, eager for the peace and quiet, to live their long lives without humans hounding them at every corner for answers they may or may not have.

Kill the side of u that thinks u r cringe. Reposting.

Nations find out their ✨ stalkers✨ on Twitter (insanity) I had this idea for months and doing this is fun and I love inside hetalia world and I am a chronic twitter user.

hear me out on this one

in nations revealed au, francis has a 99.9% chance of being edited to the you dont own me remix. no arguments here.

Okay, now that I've seen enough of other posts that now have a possible tag, I have a thought.

Whenever there is a claimed Bigfoot or Sasquatch sighting in the Pacific Northwest, the Canadian government takes it seriously and contacts Matthew to see where he's at.

If he answers his phone and confirms he's among humans, all is good. If he doesn't answer, then there's a 90% chance he's run off into the woods, lost touch with reality and gone feral. Again.

If a fellow nation confirms that Matthew is at their place, they need to take a selfie with the two of them holding today's newspaper. They've been fooled by the other nations before, particularly Alfred.

In one Nations Revealed universe, someone has compiled a 20 mins long video of old Spanish colonies laughing at Spain being called demon/anti-christ.

Now i can't stop thinking about nations acting in public like actors or famous people in real life, being careful not to create too much gossip especially when they start a relationship with someone

Oops sorry, I don't know how old this is but it seems I forgot to reply 😭🙏

Omg yeah!! I imagine there are like, Spotted Groups where humans post about sightings of HetaPeople out in the wild!! And there is so much gossip surrounding them no matter what they do ... It must be hard having potentially any sort of demography from preteens to elderly people being after you and your private life 💔

The other day I was thinking, they definitely even have to occasionally deal with some crazy fangirl/fanboy or plain out stalker. And man, all the fics about them being real-people fics in the Hetalia/Nations Revealed Universe 😭 Some HetaCountries definitely take it better than others and even make online reactions to fics.

Imagine America having a reaction series on YT where he reads and comments fics about other HetaCountries especially and, for instance, pokes light fun at the writers.

Like, random fangirl has this fic up where she wrote a line about England having a good scent and America says some shit like "nah he smells like grandma actually".

Whenever some gossip about relationship spreads, the ship name trends in at least one social media and their ao3 tag becomes so insanely active for a while.

Not that HetaCountries really enjoy all this attention, no they really don't and definitely miss how the world was like before the invention of social media and the industry of gossip-like entertainment, but many of them just shrug and try to live with it.

So here's my contribution

So for the whole nations and social media I 100% see Ivan definitely making vlogs for things like cooking and knitting.

Just imagine the man giving instructions on how to make things like this↓

It's just such a chaotic vibe and I love it.

Okay but what if there was people that already knew about their nations being real beings, and I'm not saying like conspiracy theorists I'm saying like the whole population from third world countries.

Swedish people going "omg I can't believe Sweden was some guy all along!" Meanwhile in Mexico be like "yeah we knew they got drunk at my niece's quinceañera"

the nations existence being public knowledge and them being part of our society only makes my headcanon of Austria being a red bull snob funnier because I know they would him use for ads and idk the image of Roderich Edelstein being The Face of an energy drink is just really funny to me