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natalieironside · 1 year
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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
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dcvina-claires · 7 months
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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human
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mywitchcultblr · 2 months
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This is what happen when people take the 'your brain doesn't mature till 25' pop-sci too literally and just ran with it, also transphobia
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lonelinessqueen · 2 months
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foldingfittedsheets · 4 months
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There’s a pack of feral children that roam the complex I live in. It’s genuinely fucking annoying, they stand unmoving in the face of cars, harass my cats in the sliding glass door, get into our patio bins, and wreak general havoc. Also snoop on my betrothed and I making out, over which I’m the saltiest.
But one aspect of summertime is all the little chalk drawings they leave everywhere. As this is not any of the aforementioned acts of mischief I thoroughly approve of chalk time.
Each day my betrothed and I would sally forth on what they called, “our government mandated walk” and stroll through a gallery of chalk creations.
I think we noticed about the same time as we walked through the complex to the road that amidst the rainbows and nuclear families there was a disturbing repeated phrase.
“Not a lie.”
Over and over, not a lie, not a lie; in various colors and sizes, the same phrase. It looked like a pastel cult. Or like someone trying to escape Aperture Science.
All summer the rains would wash the concrete clean and each new wave of chalk would be accompanied by a new peal of “not a lie”s. We speculated wildly for months over the “not a lie” phrase. What wasn’t a lie? Why weren’t parents concerned about this bizarre obsessive repetition?
Then one day, coming home from our walk, we heard a parent call, “Natalie!”
Simultaneously our eyes widened and we whipped our heads toward each other to say in rapt tones, “Not a lie!”
We still like to creepily whisper “not a lie” in discordant tones like cult followers, but it’s funny knowing it’s just a kids name.
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moonstoast · 8 months
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yes & no by natalie wee
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nataliedecorsair · 8 months
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A friend that stays until the end (and beyond) A small comic related to Heather's world
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natalikoromotoart · 1 month
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Thinking about the wild macaques we saw in Kyoto last fall✨🍃🤎
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derangedrhythms · 10 months
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Natalie Haynes, from 'Stone Blind'
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babydog27 · 7 months
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Natalie Grace and friend
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rahabq · 5 months
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just-because-77 · 2 months
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lonelinessqueen · 2 months
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ahsgirlblogger · 3 months
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daemonsdarksister · 8 months
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LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS THE EXACT SAME AS HE DID 18 YEARS AGO
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker you will always be loved.
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nataliedecorsair · 26 days
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Compliment your harpy gf - and she's gonna compliment you back Information about them is here More comics by the Pticenoga tag; even more stuff is here
The frog is pretty easy to spot here
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