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spaceagerabbit · 2 years

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now i may not like nandor on all fronts

BUT

(season 4 spoilers)

him calling marwa “my morning star” with the sweetest look on his stupid handsome face

plus the speed that nandor jumped into the flooded basement to save guillermo in the first episode of season 4

stupid motherfucker i’m so in love with him

#wwdits #wwdits season 4 #wwdits nadja #wwdits laszlo #wwdits guillermo #wwdits nandor #nandor x reader #nandor x y/n #nandor x you #nandor x marwa #guillermo de la cruz #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #nandor the relentless

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pencilscratchins · 2 years

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im very excited for season 4 [ID in alt]

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greykolla-art · 6 months

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I heard that our dear @beansprean was sick, so I thought it would be nice to dedicate to them a smutty little vampire comic!

(My dude-gender neutral- your stamina for creating so much awesome art and comics is inspiring as hell! I hope you take care of yourself!🖤)

#grey art #fan art #wwdits #im having so much fun doing these aaaaaaaaaa!#also feel like I’m improving so fast this is great!#everyone should do comics!#what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #lazslo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #guillermo de la cruz #colin robinson #wwdits comic #polyamory #i promise I’ll do a nandermo one next #these three are just really good together #also lazslo is inspired by me being sad about you know who from the pirate show #aaaaaaaaaaa!#nandor x lazslo x nadja

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eternalgirlscout · 2 years

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they're in love they're oblivious they're pining they're divorced they hate each other they're a nightmare of labor exploitation they're besties they repeatedly save each other's lives they want to kill each other they're horny freaks they're the the stupidest people alive they're my favorite specialest princesses they're just some guys

#this post is about nandor and guillermo but you can tag it with any blorbos that speak to you #what we do in the shadows #guillermo x nandor #winning tumblr roulette

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ruby-cloud · 2 years

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Once my familiar, also my bodyguard. Always my friend.

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows fanart #wwdits fanart #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor #harvey guillen #harvey guillén #kayvan novak #THE PURE HOMOEROTISM OF THEIR FIGHT #I am feeling so many emotions about this moment I can't 😶😶😶#imagine leaving your wife/bf to do THIS with your ''closest companion for 13 years'' hahahashaa😐haha😐😐😐i know what you are😐😐

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ev-belknap · 2 years

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Guillermo said he was going to leave the house as soon as Nandor was married off and as soon as Baby Colin was grown. Ever since then he’s been wearing that damn watch like a constant symbol of time, and now they give us THIS shot in the exact episode when both of those things come to an end??

And Nandor is looking right at it clueless as fuck??

… yeah that tracks actually.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s4 #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits spoilers #nandor x guillermo #nandermo #wwdits season 4 spoilers #wwdits s4 spoilers #wwdits freddie #nandor you idiot #i hope guillermo kills you #affectionately

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toastywindow · 8 months

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gotta make a separate post for this cause i saw this post that mentioned that if the sires are killed their OG bodies catches up to how long theyve been alive thats why they die instantly; and the fact that nandor knows that guillermo's body is gonna age for a month??? means that he might've knew or probably had an inkling that guillermo changed to a half vampire this WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME. A MONTH??? A M O N T H? NANDOR, IM IN YOUR WALLS

#andre talks #wwdits #wwdits season 5 #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s5 #wwdits fx #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo #wwdits nandor #nandermo #wwdits nandermo #this is making me piss shit and cry man #whoever wrote this eepisode you gotta make it more painful in the next season please kjfhgkjfg #im in fucking pain #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx

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paperlignes · 10 months

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- Ah, this is your wish? - This is my wish.

Bonus Guillermo:

#nandermo #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #what we do in the shadows #nandor x guillermo #harvey guillen #kayvan novak #--mine #--type: gif #--fandom: what we do in the shadows #--ship: nandermo #i am a believer that nandor came too fast because he thought about guillermo #and them having a song that says that nandor might come first on his wedding night when he's using his big dick #supports my theory that he indeed came too fast from thinking of guillermo #thank you for coming to my ted talk #long post #also how guillermo has dick in his mind lolololololololol

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bottombaron · 10 months

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I don't ship nandermo I just think that Guillermo deserves to get repeatedly nailed to the wall by the canonical biggest dick in the world attached to the 6 foot himbo who makes him call him 'master' that he's had a crush on for over a decade and that anything less is a hate crime

#ok fx are you listening to me??? i said i dont ship it so read this and act on it i swear its not abt shipping oK #wwdits #nandermo #guillermo x nandor #nandor x guillermo #what we do in the shadows #this is all perfectly valid guidance from the queer community i have signatures #its signed: every queer whose had this same exact fantasy but especially me for the love of god let guillermo get his pussy destroyed #its for the good of humanity

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mondodisco · 5 months

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(Spoilers for GOS2 / OFMD S1 / WWDITS S3)

CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT EVERY TIME I WATCH A GAY SERIES FUCK

#why do you want me to suffer #I’ve gone through 3 divorces this year isn’t that enough #wwdits #go #good omens #what we do in the shadows #ofmd #our flag means death #gay #what we do in the shadows s3 #ofmd s1 #good omens s2 #blackbeard #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo #blackbonnet #crowley #ineffable husbands

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cabinetofquriosities · 6 months

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Any time it’s a same sex ship, the showrunners always argue that their connection is too deep to be sexual.

#yes I mean you wwdits #i did not expect this from them #queerbaiting #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo de la cruz #harvey guillen

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cyberstrm · 11 months

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my pleasure

nandor the relentless x gn!vampire!reader

cws: none!

a/n: i met kayvan novak on saturday at mcm and he was so sweet,,, so,,, nandor brainrot heehee

you weren't really sure what nandor, your husband, spent his waking hours doing. the time of darkness he occupied lasted usually 8-ish hours, and that felt like a lot of time for someone who didn't have a job or any real responsibilities.

despite his presumably empty night, you hadn't seen much of him, and was craving some well deserved attention.

you looked in every room, and eventually concluded he was in the fancy room. you creaked the door open and smiled when you saw him laying on the sofa, reading an ancient looking book. he looked up, and his fangs showed as he grinned.

"hello, my love!" he beamed, closing his book and sitting up.

"heya." you replied, entering the room fully and sitting next to him on the sofa. he took your hands and kissed your palms softly, savouring your presence.

"did you need something, my little dove?" he asked, his expression soft and inquisitive.

"i just missed you, this house is so big, it feels so empty..." as you said this, you went red, realising how childish it sounded.

"aww." he cooed, cupping a hand to your cheek and stroking it gently with his thumb. "what can i do to make you feel less alone?" he posed this less as a question and more of tease.

you looked away, and he chuckled. he enjoyed flustering you.

"say it, little dove."

"can you kiss me?"

he didn't need to be asked twice. he leant forward and kissed you gently, a hand reaching into your hair. you could feel his fangs against your lips, but he wielded them proficiently as to not hurt you by accident.

he pulled away, a slightly dazed expression on his face.

"you are very nice to kiss." he commented, making you giggle. "can i kiss you again?"

#nandor #nandor the relentless #nandor x reader #nandor the relentless x reader #x you #x y/n #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz

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idontcarecarebear · 5 months

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I refuse to debate anyone on this

#guillermo x nandor #nandor the relentless #guillermo dela cruz #guillermo van helsing #guillermo wwdits #wwdits nandor #wwdits fx #wwdits guillermo #nandor wwdits #nandor what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows #fight me i dare you #nandermo

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killthekilljoy · 8 months

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✨ He's so babygirl when he's feasting on human blood ✨

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ohbebop · 7 months

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Tried to look up all the "fxcking guy" lines of Nandor. And 5/6 of what I got, Nandor is saying it as an expression of annoyance, but his "THAT'S MY FXCKING GUY!" when Guillermo was able to defeat another familiar when they were in the Night market, it was not said because he was annoyed. It was because he was proud. He took pride of having Guillermo as his familiar. And the use of the possessive adjective "MY"?? UGHHHH ♥️ It's obvious that he doesn't want someone else to claim Guillermo as their own familiar.

But basically, it's just because he's in love and closetly gay for Guillermo. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandor baby you're in love admit it #guillermo de la cruz #baby he's in love with you #nandor x guillermo #nandermo #fucking guy #THAT'S MY FUCKING GUY!#my gay parents should be gaying by now

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