NAH NAH NAHHHHHH TWST YOU DID N O T YOU DID NOOOOOOOOOT
do you know how much i SHATTERED just reading this. like. yes. yes he does wink. yes he does have that friendly and approachable vibe while being classy. BUT HELLOOOOOOOO HE ACTUALLY TAKES HIS GLOVE OFF DURING HANDSHAKES??????
god ok pls god the IMAGES that flooded my mind with this
I CAN IMAGINE HIS FUCKING WINK PAIRED WITH THAT COOL SMILE AND AND THE HANDSHAKE AND HOW HE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL WARM AND WELCOME IN A CONVERSATION AND GODDDDDDDDDDDD idk man it's not even gonna be like some personal deep heart to heart but a basic starter conversation but LIKE. WHO CARES. IT'S AZUL.
lord save me
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Nahhhhhh, nah that’s a whole different level of shame. Being beaten by a short king’s possibly self hating (internalized homophobia) hefty boytoy bottom. Especially after talking alllllllll that shit in the fight.
Thats a shame too palpable for alastor.
Press F in the chat for Alastor's ego. It never recovered 😔✌️
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𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬
Pairing: none
Genre: humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: mentions of paranormal, mentions of dead animals, language
Word Count: n/a
Note: this is the collaborative effort of both me and @raibebe (we watched ghost-hunting videos all day today at home and needed to do this)
Part 2 || Part 3
𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕜
There against his will in all honestly
He’s the one carrying the holy water
Says he doesn’t believe in the paranormal… he actually does
Begs the ghosts not to attach to him
Scared of being possessed by something
Very adamant about not giving the ghosts his name
“Dude… did that door close? Nah, nah… nahhhhhh… My ears aren’t hearing things right.”
ℝ𝕖𝕟𝕛𝕦𝕟
He’s the reason everyone’s ghost hunting
Believer to the nth degree
Talks big about not getting scared but gets scared still
Talks to himself through his entire solo investigation
The one who actually loves the spirit box
“I am not my fear. I am stronger than my fear.”
“Jaemin, shut the fuck up and let the ghost speak.”
𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕠
No thoughts, head empty
Smiling in the corner
The one carrying all the equipment
Wants to befriend every ghost regardless of how aggressive they are
Confused noises cause he genuinely doesn’t hear most of the EVPs
Loves the SLS Camera and watching ghosts do little dances on them
Offers his snacks to all the spirits
“Ghosties” 🥰 /affectionate
ℍ𝕒𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟
Taunting all the ghosts just for fun
Doesn’t believe in any of it… until he hears the spirit box during his solo investigation
Crying like a baby leaving the building
Denies anything ever happened (even with video evidence)
Tells the ghosts all of his personal information just for shits and giggles
Has a whole portion of their followers convinced he’s actually a demon
“That’s another page in the ‘Haechan’s a demon’ book” // “No no no” 🥰… 👀
“POSSESS ME BITCH I'M A FUCKING NIGHTMARE ON MY OWN”
𝕁𝕒𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟
Taunting the ghosts as a joke
Half believes
Once photoshopped a ghost into a picture to scare Renjun (got his ass beat)
Screams to scare the believers and never tells them it was him outside
Talks to the children ghosts in his kindergarten teacher voice
Don’t scare kid ghosts only adult ghosts and demons
“Ghostie” 👹 /agressive or derogatory
ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕟𝕝𝕖
True skeptic
Blames everything on random animals and the wind
Debunks everything even if it doesn’t make any logical sense
Every EVP is just their imaginations
Whines about the physical condition of the location rather than the haunts
When he finds dead animals he’s genuinely very sad about them being there
“You want to hear it/see it… if you want it to be there, it will be.”
“It’s just a damn piece of plastic… you bought that thing on Amazon dot com.” 😐
𝕁𝕚𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕘
An absolute baby
Jumps into Jeno’s arms the moment the wind blows (genuine wind though)
Absolutely terrified of the spirit box and refuses to do the Estes method of it
Hates doing audio playback sessions
Doesn’t do the solo investigations because he sits in the doorway and whines/cries until they give up
Always holding onto someone for emotional support
Also convinced Haechan is actually a demon
“Don’t make me… please” 🥺
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NAH I DIDNT READ FAR ENOUGH
“you’re obviously a mistake”
DIE, ACTUALLY
LIKE PLEASE SHES SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE??????
AINT NO WAY- THAT'S SUCH A CRAZY THING TO HAVE HER SAY AND THEN 'FALL IN LOVE' NAHHHHHH NAHHHH THAT'S A HATE CRIME AGAINST MY MANZ THEY TRYING BRING THOSE LATINOS DOWN FRFR RICK IM NEVER FORGIVING YOU FOR THAT LMAO-
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Ykw forget könig and forget ghost now we move into lesbians birdy and sunshine
https://at.tumblr.com/darklordofthesimp/nah-nahhhhhh-oh-my-fucking-god-i-love-this-so/qb9sd8fv3b93
This annihilated me I don’t exist it’s my ghost (see what I did there) writing this
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
PLEASE I PHYSICALLY FUCKING GASPED WHEN I SAW IT
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