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sammy-deserves-better · 1 year

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These are the hopeless homos, a hced TD friend group I have, they’re all paired up (Shawn with Jasmine, Topher with Rodney and Kitty with Sammy) because I said so. Also Kitty and Topher are constantly beefing on twitter ok bye

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divanchedraws · 1 year

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- the party's dead. wanna ditch it with me?

- absolutely!

#they are my children #loved the salt sprinklers #lockwood and co netflix #lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #locklyle #lockwood and co fanart #scream with me

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kaasiand · 7 months

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remember the spring and summer of 2016? sheldon's picks got announced for the first time, and we got the most bold and colourful weapon designs that made that year's summer the best splatoon summer we've ever had

now imagine the exact opposite. a colourful, festive and amazing winter with a bunch of holiday themed weapons......

here's volume 1!

and volume 2! :D

#i will be maining the pink explo myself (it will have sprinkler kraken)#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon weapons #splatoon weapon ideas #my art

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chrisrin · 1 year

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JADESOL MOIRAILS!

#jadesol #jade harley #sollux captor #homestuck #hs #i fucking love this pairing no one understands #my rarepair my beloveds #theyre playing stardew valley in the first doodle #sollux is setting up the sprinklers and automating the farms #jade is petting their dog before heading to the mines #second doodle theyre playing outer wilds #thinking about how outer wilds is the Definitive Space and Doom Aspect Video Game of All Time #thinking about how both of them would get something different out of the game #thinking about how sollux actually cries at the ending and jade comforts him #chris doodles #ask me more about them im insane for it #this is all apart of my very elaborate #davekatsoljadearafef multiship #which is the Ship of All Time

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daddy-dins-girl · 6 months

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Pedro Boys "During a Fire Emergency"

As requested by @within-the-depths

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related posts: Pedro Boys "Nice Argument. Unfortunately," Pedro Boys "Don't Fuck This Up" Pedro Boys "Dad(dy) Matrix" Pedro Boys & Stabbing Pedro Boys "Lawful/Neutral/Chaotic" Pedro Boys "Feral/Sad/Angelic" Pedro Boys Respond to "I love you." Pedro Boys "Character Tropes" Pedro Boys "Gay/Depressed/Horny on Main" Pedro Boys "Dad/THOT/Bastard" Pedro Boys "bring some Coke to the party" Pedro Boys "Zombie Apocalypse Team" Pedro Boys "I Want a Baby" Pedro Boys "As Babysitters" Pedro Boys "As McDonald's Dads" Pedro Boys "in a horror movie" Pedro Boys "Cinnamon Rolls" Pedro Boys "5 Kids, 3 Chairs" Pedro Boys "Playing Monopoly"

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justashamwithwastedpotential · 9 months

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Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold

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photmath · 5 months

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That one Trent Alexander-Arnold edit ✨

#trent alexander arnold #liverpool fc #tew good #my favorite edit ever #they ate so hard with this #the way some people can comment ‘from sprinkler splashes’ and everyone knows what/who they’re talking about #it’s bittersweet #dcrwins put their whole livussy in this #also this has been in my drafts for a minute now and I meant to post it after Fulham match but I forgot

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arcadewonder · 1 year

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cecily’s new greenhouse.

#the sims 4 #ts4 #gt save #cecily #yes hello i'm crawling back from the abyss #to try out the new greenhouse kit #and i am very disappointed at the lack of functional ceiling sprinklers #also i've been playing the my time series #again #it's been pretty good

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belleandsaintsebastian · 4 months

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jess in any situation is like....how could you look into his big brown eyes and say no. like. come on. he literally has massive brown eyes. and you're saying no ???? like what is wrong with you??????

#watching my fav jess scenes on yt i'm all good all is very fine ....#but like. jess asking to come back. sprinkleR SCENE. CAR SCENE. I LOVE YOU SCENE etc etc ....#gg

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mars-gallavanger · 5 months

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#my art #comic #spider #arachnids #arachnophobia #if there are any other common arachnophobia tags let me know #fire sprinkler #original #humor

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kalena-henden · 5 months

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just like madam ju liked to water her plants so they would grow and bloom, she decided guwon and dohee's love needed some water to properly grow and bloom.

#my demon #kdrama #kalenapost #kalenameta #😉#sprinklers of love

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merrimentsmight · 26 days

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Cicero and Listener gathering flowers for Mother, then killing people who're bounty hunting the Listener and then just having a cute camp/picnic while still covered in blood,,,,, that's my favourite daydream of Cici

Mother needed dragon's tongue, Cicero said. He would always bring her flowers, and make sure they were fresh and fragrant. It was sweet, and it made him happy. The Listener suspected it made Mother happy, too. So they were picking dragon's tongue off the side of the road south of Windhelm. The Listener was being careful, picking only a few blossoms from each plant to keep them growing and healthy. Cicero was less calculating, and picked whichever ones he thought best, even if that was every flower the plant had to offer. When they had a full basket of flowers, the Listener rested, sitting on the side of a stone ledge, and began to pick wild jazbay grapes, popping some of the sweet berries into their mouth and adding some to the over-crowded basket.

Cicero kept gathering flowers. They watched him flit about in the late afternoon sun, mumbling and laughing to himself and looking, gods bless him, content. “And there was the one with the, no, no that won't do, too crass. Oh, terribly, terribly crass. But perhaps if I reworded it...” he mumbled to himself, following a train of thought whose beginning and end were as obfuscated to himself as anyone else. They were so caught up in looking at him that they didn't notice the quickly approaching footsteps on the road behind them, despite the fact that they were far from stealthy.

“Well!" said Cicero sharply, catching the Listener's attention, “It looks like we have company. Should Cicero set another place at the table?” The rest of the world came back into focus, and they hopped off of the ledge to stand next to him.

“Perhaps it's nothing," they said, as the group approached, "perhaps they'll just keep walking.” They both hoped that it was not nothing, and that they would be stupid enough to make trouble. They both got their wish.

“You! We know who you are,” said one of them, a thick-accented Dunmer near the front.

"Oh?” They asked, clutching the basket of flowers like an innocent youth. A sentiment undercut by Cicero's grim laughter.

“Yeah.” He returned, stepping dangerously closer, “and ever since what you did to the Emperor you've got a mighty fine price on your head, too.” He was in leather armor, as were most of his cadre, and the leather was from cows and not netches. They hadn't traveled too terribly far for the bounty. The Listener wondered how far rumors had spread, and who was spreading them. They had gone to great lengths to remove witnesses in the past.

“Do you have proof, or are you going to execute me on your hunch alone?” They asked.

“Please. You have the jester with you. There's only one little redheaded jester in all of Skyrim, far as I know, and he's your one.”

“Oh! Cicero feels terribly special,” he said, knives already drawn. But he did like that idea of possession, that even strangers knew who he was, and who the Listener was, and that he was theirs.

The Listener smiled in that way they did, sharp and nasty, that made Cicero's heart start beating even faster than the thrill of the impending fight did. The good name of the Dark Brotherhood had been tarnished so badly that these poor men had no idea what they were up against. The man reached for the sword on his belt, and Cicero, like a well trained attack dog, pounced.

He cut the man's throat before anyone knew what was happening. A spray of blood issued from the wound and covered Cicero and the Listener and the basket of flowers, which the Listener set gingerly behind them before drawing their own weapons and advancing to join Cicero in the throng. They made quick work of the rest of the bounty hunters, who reacted slowly, as if they had been expecting the assassins to surrender when outnumbered.

“Mash and bash and swipe and clash! Ha!” laughed Cicero, sidestepping to avoid overturning the discarded baskets of flowers, “nobody gets the best of the Dark Brotherhood.” The Listener allowed themself to laugh with him. When it was all said and done, they were ringed by the bodies of the dead and dying, sitting among the flowers and leaning on each other to laugh like children. By the time they stopped fighting, and then stopped laughing, the moons had come out.

“Oh,” said the Listener, pushing away from where Cicero had clutched them in his helpless mirthful peals, “I suppose we'll have to set up here for the night.”

“Mmhm,” said Cicero, still giggling. He lowered his bloody head onto their lap and popped a blood-splattered grape from their basket into his mouth. “Whatever you say, my Listener.”

#cicero x listener #cicero skyrim #asks #my writing #i admit i do not have a skill for brevity #if i had written out a full picnic we would be here all night #anyway here u go anon #they bring the bloody dragons tongue back home to Mother #one must imagine them playing in spouts of blood like kids with a sprinkler

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kusuokisser · 8 months

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kusuo doesnt often get scared, but you want to know one thing that rarely fails to get him?

anything automated on a timer. like sprinklers turning on at 6am, the school bell ringing, the ding of a microwave, etcetera.

that poor boy is so jumpy around them, many a time he has considered disabling the sprinkler system but alas he cannot bear to make his momma sad by killing her garden

#while i was writing this my sprinklers came on and scared me oh so bad my poor princess heart couldnt take it #that was the inspiration for this. i need kusuo to forget about automated things.#he needs to be like ME.#five thinks too much #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #kusuo #saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #tdlosk

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kaasiand · 2 months

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