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gojosbf · 1 month

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no you don't understand i am OBSESSED i need him sooooo bad

#my dead boyfriend if you will #he's so loser manic pixie dream girl coded #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #gojo satoru #jjk manga #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #1k #2k #3k #4k

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 5 months

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Danny, at 17, did not have the best love life. This is partially because two of his must haves in a partner are " Will protect me with their life" and "Will commit unspeakable acts of violence for me" or at least beat someone up for his honor.

Naturally, this doesn't always result in the most stable of partners.

His first girlfriend, Valerie, became an anti-hero and broke up with him for his safety.

He finally got with Sam in sophomore year only for the feds to come into class one day to arrest her. To his surprise, her crimes had nothing to do with ghosts but rather an incident where she went too far and committed a few acts of economic terrorism. Danny and Tucker never really learned the specifics of the crimes, and her parents hushed up as many news outlets as they could, so there wasn't much info to go around. All they knew was that she saved thousands of lives by doing it.

In the end, she was sentenced to eight years, and she broke up with him so that he wouldn't wait around for her to get out.

His third partner was a guy named David who was really sweet. Unfortunately, Danny got kidnapped one day by David's arch nemesis, who was some villain with a corny edge lord name. Yeah. David had become a a super hero after they started dating.

And if you guessed that he freaked out and dumped Danny for his own protection, you'd deserve a cookie.

Danny was noticing a pattern here. One that continued with everyone he dated. They always became some kind of hero before dumping him for his own protection, and it was infuriating. Sure, danny could defend himself, but he was never deep enough into the relationship to reveal his phantom half, and frankly, his hero career was something he left behind when he left Amity and destroyed the portals.

He met Tim at a skatepark after Tim fell off his board cause of some jerk speeding out in front of him on his own board, forcing Tim to stop or else hit the guy. The guy was unrepentant and Tim calmed him down (this did not stop him from melting the guys wheels with an ectoblast when no one was looking).

Tim then asked him to coffee. Danny, noticing how cute Tim was, agreed.

Danny was up front with his parents being mad scientists in Illinois. He always was with all the people he dated. It was better not to hide these kinds of things or worse, wait until you're already attached and afraid of losing them. So he always told potential partners as early as possible. Tim seemed a bit put off by this but was calmer about it than most, and they continued chatting.

Tim didn't seem like the type to turn to heroism or anti heroism so he felt safe on their later dates. It was only after he had known Tim for a while that he put the pieces together.

Tim was always covered in bruises that he hid with his clothes and make up, he had complained about batman over the phone when he thought danny couldn't hear, he was rich, he knew how to fight as revealed by his stances and footwork dispite trying to pretend he didn't, and lastly he held a lot of political power and influence being Bruce Wayne's son. Power he had no reservations using when it suited him or he was just feeling petty (that pettiness was part of why danny was falling for him harder than he thought he could)

No wonder Tim was so okay with his parents being rouges.

Tim was a villain!

At least Tim wouldn't leave him like all his exes. Danny doesn't think he could handle it if he did. Another good thing about this is now he can talk more freely about the more villainous and morally gray ideas and inventions when he was alone with Tim.

Tim didn't see anything wrong with Danny's idea to use something similar to cloning pods to make synthetic meats like rump roasts and steaks as a way to end world hunger and was eager to add to the conversation.

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symphonyofsilence · 20 days

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What drives me even more insane about this scene is how you'd expect Gojo to imagine High school era! Geto in the crowd. Or at least not the cult leader, worst of all the curse users Geto Suguru. But no, it's the cult leader Geto. It's Geto as Gojo last remembered him. As Geto last was. Whatever choices Geto made, wherever his choices led him and them, however he was, whoever he was, traumas and messed up ideas and bad choices and ill reputations and scorns and all. Gojo wanted Geto Suguru there. Not any ideal version. Not any "what if" version. Not any "at some point in time before things went downhill" version. Not any "when your hands weren't stained with innocent blood" version. He knew very well what he wanted. And he wanted it all the same. He wanted Geto Suguru. However he was. He just wanted him to be there. He just wanted him to be.

And he didn't want him to help him, he didn't want him to fight with him even if they were strongest together and always fought together for a while. He just wanted him to be there in the crowd and cheer him on. He just wanted him to stand there and give him one of his sweet, heartwarming smiles that shaped his eyes into crescent moons. He just wanted him to be. Then even if Gojo had died in the end anyway, he would have been satisfied. It would have been worth it. Only if Geto was there.

#his love is so pure! it's so real! it drives me insane!#'this is pure love' playing in the background while Gojo said his last words to Geto before his death was a perfect choice!#people died because the strongest sorcerer alive didn't make any move against his batshit boyfriend for 10 years #then couldn't burn his body after he had to kill him. and then froze like a deer in spotlight after he saw his body in the subway #and the same thing is true for Geto his dead body literally came to life to protect Gojo #(the very first case among Kenjaku's many hosts during centuries) even after Gojo had killed him! and he bore no grievance towards Gojo #even in his last moment. to the point that even Nanako & Mimiko knew that Geto had no problem dying by Gojo's hands.#'Whether you come as a lover or an executioner I am ready to receive you.'#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #gege akutami #my two cents

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azukisprouts · 5 months

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asajksjdjkksjdkk DEAD PLATE

Full painting under the cut!

I am. so normal about these three.

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lieu-rey · 2 months

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amor<3

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #its my first ever animatic omg<3 #i spent like two whole days on this #ummm. stratches head. nothing else needs to be said<3 #oh yeah for my nonspanish speakers: the sign says 'do you want to be my boyfriend?'#this is also based off an evangelion meme BFMJDNFN #my art

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not-kidseller · 11 months

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Lawrence being Lawrence

If you see a strade in a wheelchair un roblox it's me

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unsweetentea · 4 months

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“He’s my bbg”

And then it’s a man with PTSD, war crimes, a 50,000$ bounty, and if you even touched him he’d beat you violently to death

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 5 months

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Watching a playthrough of dead plate and I'm at the dinner party part AND I think it'd be really funny if the attendees to the dinner party assumed rody was vincent's boyfriend and that's why he was helping out

#random thoughts #dead plate #'oh vincent you have your boyfriend whipped' actually something much more insane is happening #this is by the same creator as elevator pitch and though i enjoyed that game's gameplay and art style MORE #i REALLY like the characterization of vincent #and i like the writing! it's a much more cohesive game than elevator pitch #elevator hitch i mean. i keep fucking up the name #'oh you have your boyfriend helping out' 'boyfriend? that's insane'#'who . . . is he then?' 'my employee i invited here under false pretenses'#i bet rody's girl is gonna be there

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prostoshtyka · 1 year

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He denies that he needs glasses (although who doesn't need them after 12 years in prison) and wears Remus glasses just because he can

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doppel-dean-er · 7 months

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I think it would be really funny if Abed becomes a (mediocre) famous filmmaker and he gets cancelled on twitter for "queerbaiting" and he's like "queerbaiting? this movie is about me and Troy, and we're just friends." then he looks at the callout posts and they're just pointing out behaviors that actually exist in Troy and Abed's friendship that Abed perceived as platonic (but lets be honest here) and being like "see??? that's clearly meant to trick us into thinking they're gay."

anyway that leads to Abed having a queer awakening and makes him even more yearny

#and obviously all of the things would be like hand touches and smiles #WHICH FRIENDS CAN EXHIBIT #and as an aro person I have many relationships that outsiders would consider at least a little romantic which is just dead wrong #but in this case it would be just enough of a push for Abed to realize his feelings #then after they get together he would make a response like “hey fuck you guys friends CAN do that kind of thing”#“anyway here's my boyfriend :3”#community #community nbc #nbc community #trobed #abed nadir #troy barnes

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moonlight-stalker · 4 months

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# Dcu x Dp 154

After Danny was able to escape from the GIW he moved to Gotham where he fell in love with Jason Todd aka Red Hood.

One day as Danny was in his room Batman himself appeared and pretty much told him he knew who he was and what he was. Danny thinks that he knows about the ecto acts and is there to turn him in.

He did not want Batman to find out that Jason was also an ecto entity so Danny did the only thing he could in his panic, he left a note that explained what happened and that he was breaking up with him to protect him and that he would brake if Jason is ever caught, that he does not want Jason to look for him.

#My post #Dc x dp #Dp x dc prompt #Dpxdc #Dead on main ship #Misunderstandings #Revamp Jason #Bruce was actually there to give the shovel talk #And to see why Danny Fenton is marked as dead #He did not mean to scare off Jason's boyfriend #He was happy that Jason had found someone he just wanted to make sure that Danny would not hurt him #Jason is pissed but also very worried about Danny

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mrtequilasunset · 11 months

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Still thinking about like a mid 20s Kim and Harry still feeling goofy insane

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrykim #kimharry #disco elysium art #you can pull long haired kim out of my cold dead hands. die #budding gym teacher and his body processing boyfriend #i'm still working out how to draw harry tbh someday i'll get him

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ash-rigby · 7 months

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Accidentally cutting your finger pretty badly in front of your vampire boyfriend. "Let me see," he says and gently takes your hand into his. The inspection is initially casual but you see something glaze over in his eyes before he's suddenly bringing his tongue to the wound. He fails to suppress his moans as he licks and sucks your finger into his mouth, grinding against your other hand as you reach to palm his swiftly growing erection over his pants.

#text #spicy #terato #exophilia #monster love #monster lover #monster boyfriend #imagine #monster imagine #monster boyfriend imagine #you can pry the ''vampire bloodLUST is literal'' concept out of my cold dead hands

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river-of-wine · 5 months

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