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thevondoom62 · 1 year
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For the TMNT fans, I got a fun one for you tonight. This is the NECA Shredder Clone two-pack, featuring Shiva Shredder and Mini-Shredder. Oh man, what a surprise this turned out to be. When I was a kid, I actually had the 2003 series Shiva Shredder figure. Despite having nearly nonexistent articulation and a crummy action feature, I still loved that figure. To have an update that’s this badass? It’s awesome. I love characters with four arms and I love Shredder, so combining the two is like peanut butter and chocolate.
Mini-Shredder is fun too, surprisingly expressive despite how limited you’d think the articulation would be. You’ve probably noticed that I’m one mutant Shredder clone short of a whole Shredder Elite. Yeah, Claw Shredder was a Loot Crate exclusive and I kinda wish I got it when it was cheaper on the aftermarket so that I could complete the group. At the same time, I really only wanted Shiva Shredder so I’m not TOO bummed about it. Still might bite the bullet on the current aftermarket prices since I do think they’d look great as a group, even if the reds on these guys don’t match that NYCC Shredder and Foot Clan set.
Overall, these are both still good enough that I feel you really don’t need the complete team to be happy here. While an ultimately minor character, Shiva Shredder is just so cool looking even on his own. He’s the TMNT equivalent to Goro, how can you not love that?
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slaket-and-sprash · 1 month
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Favorite ship dynamic: henchman and villain as a gay couple
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bulbabutt · 9 months
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me and the editor are doing an 03 rewatch and making our brother watch it for the first time since he was a kid and let me tell you. he keeps trying to do bits at us that get interrupted by mikey in the show making the same fucking bit 2 seconds later its fucking hysterical
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popculturebuffet · 10 months
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Shredder: little do they know I have my own plans for those mutants, plans that don't involve TCRI at all. Cynthia: ... your talking in a normal indoor speaking voice. Shredder: So.. I .. Am. (Whispering) Little do they know....
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kollectorsrus · 1 year
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Ok so... did anyone else know that the Shredder was a shark???
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eldritchpenguin44 · 9 months
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Since the mutant mayhem versions of Bebop and Rocksteady are good guys if Mutant Mayhem Shredder were to have mutant henchmen working under him what mutants would you like to see?
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supreme-leader-stoat · 7 months
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Sorry to pop in with more useless trivia about cartoons, but yes TMNT went by “Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles” in Europe! The word “Ninja” was considered to have violent implications synonymous to being an assassin, and it’s also why later in the 80’s series I believe the Turtles ended up losing their weapons for something less violent (Like Mikey getting a grappling hook and ditching his nunchucks). RedLetterMedia has a really interesting video chock full of TMNT trivia (like the fact that in the comics, Shredder died and then was brought back to life via a cloning process involving feeding his remains to space worms).
Fascinating.
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fjtrickster-blog · 5 months
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You know. As much as I like the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie the more I realize how much of a wild attempt it was to like bring in people. Because like 90% of what made the Rise series UNIQUE is like stripped from the movie.
Leo is the leader of the team.
Raph is mad and fighting with Leo constantly.
We have a masculine Casey Jones who looks similar to the original Casey Jones hokey mask and everything
Master Splinter is serious and not acting like a man going through a midlife crisis.
April is acting like an investigative journalist and not like someone who pulled off the Seven Deadly Viper's move with master Splinter that one time.
Come to think of it Master Splinter didn't really use any of his normal flaming kick moves I don't think
No yokai. AT ALL.
Krang are the bad guys.
Shredder like armor.
Majority of the Movie turtles have no magic powers.
The whole situation has a very serious tone from start to finish. No real joking aside from Leo who is bringing all the Rise series energy into a movie that is trying to be frank NOT to be the rise series.
Thinking of that I can't help but wonder. Why does this feel like the movie is like it's trying to appeal to people who hated how unique and different the series was from the original turtles?
I mean why couldn't we instead get a movie that had Draxum? Or Mayhem? Or Big Mama invovled? Did anyone even yell "HOT SOUP"?! I don't think they did. Why was Splinter not using any of his Lou Jistu moves on the Krang?! None of this makes sense unless I realize the movie was deliberately trying to hide the parts that non Rise series people would't recognize or understand.
That kinda makes me mad.
Like I've heard people say Leo was being out of character for the rise movie but. I mean. I think Raph was being more out of character. Since when does he attack his brothers with powers? He also struck me as way too orgnaized when I mean this was the man who in the original series freaked out when being left alone for 5 minutes and screwed up a mission to take a picture of a pigeon with a pizza. ALSO WHERE WERE HIS COOL COPY POWERS?! Y'know Leo Mikey and Donnie got to keep their mystic upgrade powers but Raph's shadow clones are MIA when they would have been SO USEFUL in the fight to get the key. In fact even before they all lost their powers it felt like that fight they were holding back. Leo should have been able to just portal the key right into his hand. He's done that stuff before.
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swanpyart · 2 years
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How did Draxum and Lou meet in ur human au, also did they create the kids one at a time (in age order im assuming) or all at once like in the series?
In this AU, Draxum is an alchemist who heard of Lou Jitsu’s amazing fighting prowess and wanted to learn more about him. While in Canon, Draxum kidnaps Splinter for the purpose of mutating the turtles into soldiers, here, his research is far less destructive; he’s mostly just interested in mutants as a means of HELPING humanity rather than trying to destroy them. He’s just kind of a weirdo obsessed with all things mutant and loves experimenting on different stuff, but he’s harmless.
While in the Battle Nexus, Lou receives a vision from his ancestors warning him of the Shredder’s return. Scared out of his wits and snapping out of his despair, he breaks out and ends up at Draxum’s place in New York (he lives there because it’s a stronghold for mutants) and the two start to get to know each other. At first the relationship is more transactional; Lou wants a place to hide out in peace, and Draxum wants to try out some research by studying this impressive fighter. However, things get a bit… complicated.
After the two tie the knot eventually, Draxum uses their DNA to create the boys (Lou was definitely weirded out/intrigued/excited at the idea). It was both with the intention of starting a family and to act as a kind of experiment for Draxum to see if combining his DNA with Lou’s would result in anything odd. The boys are all test tube babies.
They actually did not intend for there to be four of them at first; Draxum created four embryos because, since it was his first time making clones, he assumed that most of them wouldn’t make it to the final stages of growth. However, all four of them turned out to be healthy and, since Draxum was happy with the success (and both were happy to see their kids were healthy), they didn’t feel right about getting rid of the other three. The reason they are all different ages was because the embryos developed at slower/faster rates depending on the boy. Mikey was the slowest (taking three years) and Raph was the fastest (taking about six months), and Leo and Donnie were tied (a year each).
So the way the boys were conceived was pretty unnatural, but they all came out being relatively healthy.
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thecomicsnexus · 2 years
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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES #128-132, FCBD, OPENING MOVES #1-2 MAY - SEPTEMBER 2022 BY KEVIN EASTMAN, TOM WALTZ, SOPHIE CAMPBELL, PABLO TUNICA, FERO PE, TONY GREGORI, PATRICIO DELPECHE, RONDA PATTISON AND SHAWN LEE
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I have been reading these issues as they were coming out, but for many reasons, I wasn’t able to review them until now... so there is a lot to unpack.
First, the Venus arc:
- Donatello and Alopex were captured by Dr. Barlow, they discovered that he was commissioned to create copies of the turtles (by Null).
- Venus can communicate telepathically and both of them were exposed to the electromagnetic energy of the dragon scale.
- While being bombarded with this energy, Donatello was able to reach the astral plane and talk to his father (both in their former life).
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- Venus carapace was created from Donatello’s original carapace.
- The rest of the turtles (and their students), assuming their disappearance had something to do with the frogs, payed them a visit (this goes wrong).
- Venus helps Donnie contact Shredder in his astral form, and he comes to rescue them. Freeing them.
- The lab gets destroyed by the ship carrying a now mature Seri (who in this continuity is a triceraton).
- Sheena and Clyde kill Groundchuck and Dirtbag.
- Venus doesn’t remember her life as Bonnie, so she decides to take her own path.
- Bludgeon contacts her, attracted by her aura. Maybe she becomes part of the Foot?
- The turtles reunite and take Seri to their lair.
- Dr. Barlow manages to escape with a blood sample from Donatello.
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So... for this arc, I couldn’t really place what the inspiration was for Dr. Barlow, but his area of expertise and his odd relationship with Donatello, makes me think he is some sort of adaptation of Dr. Cornelius Quease (from the next mutation).
And just like in that show, there will be four clones of the turtles, which takes me to the FCBD special.
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This is a prelude to Armageddon game, and it is narrated by Venus (starring the clones). There is not much to say about it, it’s a remake of TMNT #1, but with slight alterations (like the turtles using weapons that are not their own).
More will be explained as the saga continues.
At the end of the Venus arc, Shredder needed to tell Leonardo and the turtles something important... but we need to stop by the “Opening Moves” two-parter.
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In this mini, Kitsune and Shredder evaluate all the enemies involved in the saga recruited by the Rat King. We get to see who they are, and in some cases, we get to see a lot.
Also, Aka was reborn.
Madame Null was probably the biggest surprise, everything about her backstory screams Archie comics, from the Nova Posse (here known as the Nova Squadron, which should probably be changed to avoid copyright issues), Cherubae, Cudley, Verminator 2 (I guess we are only 8 tries away from Verminator X), Noi Tai Dar (the demon that created that dog mob guy), and there is a lot more.
It is also quite interesting to see Old Hob doing something. Since Mutant Town started, his plans were pretty much confusing, so I am eager to see what’s going to happen to him. I think he may end up dying in this arc.
Shredder is on his own, and goes to train the Turtles in the mystical arts.
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This doesn’t go well with the extended family. Alopex in particular, who simply cannot trust Saki. So she and Raphael break up.
The mystical arts are basically black magic, something Leonardo experienced first hand during the “City Fall” saga (when he was converted into the Shredder’s chonin).
If you are wondering why Saki never used these powers against his enemies, they are only meant to be used for emergencies and they do come at a cost.
Saki trains the Turtles into the five elements (pretty nice that we have 5 turtles), and makes them explore new sides of themselves. The most interesting one being Donatello, now being at ease with all this mystical stuff (something changed for him when Venus helped him reach the astral plane).
The turtles communicate with the spirit of Splinter, just like in the movie (although he wasn’t dead in the movie).
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Also, a small retro-continuity change. It was revealed that Jennika was present when the foot attacked the Northampton farm (this was way before Jennika was introduced). So... will that issue go up in value now?
Anyway, the last two issues were a little meh, they were cool but they were mostly the turtles learning new stuff.
Before continuing with the review...
SCORE: 8
The end of the Venus arc and this last arc feel a lot like a course-correction. People were complaining that the Turtles weren’t the focus of the book (something I do not agree with, but whatever), so they suddenly became the only characters.
And there other things here and there that makes me think that IDW is reacting to the critics.
Now, I have been enjoying the book all along, and I do understand the criticism. But mostly because I believe this period of time was a bit too long. Two years of no progress since issue #100. But I do think the Foot clan needed to take a break from the book.
So I don’t have problems with the story, it’s consistent with past issues. My main problem is with the art. Tunica is just not my kind of artist (and he seems to be heavily inspired in Studio Ghibili movies). Fero Pe seems to have a nice art style, so I am looking forward for the next saga.
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thevondoom62 · 11 months
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In the war against the Foot, you need as many allies as you can get.
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ilikekidsshows · 10 months
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I forgot that the Shredder was messing around here
You forgot that the mutants were the Shredder's pet project, even with the Shredder clones
Oh, yeah, the Shredder clones look just like the mutants in this episode, right. I only remembered the pale-faced guys
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"A minor annoyance for us, that is, because we have to listen to the screaming"
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Or maybe they're angry because you turned them into monsters
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What’s a fic idea that you have but haven’t written yet?
What’s your favorite line(s) or scene(s) that you have written?
Ooh boy! Thanks for the questions!
I'll answer the second question first, because the first one is going to get long, so I want to put that under a "read more"
Favorite line(s) that I have written
My favorite lines are probably both from a Young Justice (cartoon) work I wrote called The Big Guns, where Batman goes to Mr. and Mrs. Kent to convince Superman to be nicer to his clone, Superboy. Both are said by Ma Kent, naturally.
“I respect the Heck out of your Justice League,” Ma Kent said, “but the whole bunch of ‘em treat emotional repression like it’s an Olympic sport."
[Clark] hesitated. “Do you really think [Superboy's] scared? He just seems so angry all the time.”  “Ain’t a whole lot of difference between angry and scared, sometimes — except angry feels safer.”
Fic idea that I haven't written yet
It's an idea for a TMNT 03 fic that I have very roughly outlined, and really want to write when I can finally wrangle my brain.
Basically, Hamato Yoshi survives his encounter with the Shredder thanks to advanced Utrom medical technology. From a human technological standpoint, they basically bring him back to life. His pet rat Splinter, however, still believes that his beloved master is dead, and continues on in the events of canon for a few years: adopting his sons, getting mutated, and beginning to train them as ninjas in the sewers. Meanwhile, Yoshi becomes friends with Leatherhead, who is still living with the Utroms at this time.
Or: Sometimes, a family is a ninja master, his former pet rat, all his adopted turtle sons, their alligator uncle, a bunch of squishy pink aliens, and the humans who have dedicated themselves to protecting them.
Buckle up. I've got Thoughts™ about this story.
One day, several years after nearly being killed by the Shredder, Yoshi is running from some Foot ninja and goes into the sewers to hide. He stumbles across the Turtle Tots (who definitely aren't supposed to be out of the Lair while Master Splinter is on a supply run). Recognizing the similarities between them and LH—and the fact that they're babies—Yoshi tries to approach them, but they bolt further into the tunnels and disappear.
When Yoshi gets back to HQ and tells LH and the Utrom council about this, they all agree that the mutants need to be brought back to HQ so they can take care of them. You can't leave kids alone in the sewers! LH definitely picks up a bunch of books on parenting and turtle care.
Yoshi and LH head back down into the sewers and set up a surveilance system to try to find the turtles. Most of the cameras never catch more than a few frames of turtle-y shadows before they get dismantled (hi Donnie!). However, one of the better hidden cameras spots not just the turtles, but an older mutant rat who seems to be taking care of them. Yoshi thinks he looks familiar, but then the audio feed picks up one of the tots calling him "Master Splinter" and Yoshi damn near loses his mind.
Yoshi and LH eventually find the Lair and make contact with Master Splinter. Splinter is overjoyed that his beloved master is alive, but very wary of taking his sons to live with the Utroms, who are strangers to him. He may love Yoshi, but he's a father now, and he has to put his sons' safety first. The Tots are entranced by LH, and ask him all sorts of questions about his scales and teeth and climb all over him like a jungle gym. LH is a little disappointed that he doesn't get to be a dad, but he is fully on board to become their doting uncle.
Eventually, Splinter is convinced to move his family in with the Utroms. He gets to train his sons in ninjutsu alongside his Master Yoshi (who is VERY IMPRESSED at how good Splinter is from just mimicking his moves as an ordinary rat) and gets to split some of the parenting duties with Grandpa Yoshi and Uncle Leatherhead. After all, being a single father of four is exhausting.
Donnie of course becomes the darling of all the Utrom scientists and has unlimited access to all the advanced alien technology he could ever dream of. However, he still does a lot of tinkering with repairing and repurposing old or broken equipment. It's how he got his start in tech, back in the sewers, and he's also found that it helps him learn faster than starting out with something brand new and fully functional. By getting familiar with older models, their quirks, and common points of failure, he gets really good at improving new designs. With his help, the transmat gets completed a few months or years faster than in canon.
Raph sort of becomes the rough-and-tumble little brother to the rest of the Guardians. He even talks them into letting him tag along on some of their (less dangerous) missions. Guardian Prime Hamato Yoshi is furious whenever he finds out his grandson has gone on another "outing", but the Raph is stubborn and the Guardians think he's too cute to say no to (though they're never going to tell him that). When he's older, he has the most contact (and conflict) with the Foot clan, which absolutely terrifies Yoshi.
Mikey finds out that a fair number of the Utroms are actually really interested in Earth pop culture. They always have a grand old time reading comics together, and Mikey is always roping in other Utroms and Guardians for movie watch parties. The Guardians are suckers for letting Mikey sit in their laps, and some of the Utroms even let him hug them like a pillow during some of the scarier parts. He and Yoshi bond by watching classic Japanese monster movies and samurai movies together. Mikey even gets him to watch a little anime with him. Living in America among literal space aliens, it's a nice way for Yoshi to maintain a connection to some of the more mundane parts of his native culture.
Leo is a little shy, and really only latches onto a few people outside of his immediate family. One of them is Mr. Mortu, who Leo thinks is just the coolest person ever. He gets really interested in Mortu's responsibilities, so he kind of becomes a little assistant to him. If Mr. Mortu is unavailable and you have any questions about the logistics of the Utrom's and Guardians' operations worldwide, Leonardo is the turtle to talk to.
Surprisingly, he also bonds with the Navigators (the unnerving trio of Utroms who make up the Utrom council and speak as one being in three parts). He likes to sit in front of their tanks as they tell him stories about what life is like among the stars. After a while, the Navigators start using a lot of bad puns, and Leo starts picking up the ability to sense safe pathways between solar systems. Eventually, when the Utroms get back to their homeworld (Guardians and mutants in tow), Leo is almost as capable as an actual Utrom Navigator. (Cue opportunities for him to lead his family on Space Shenanigans).
While the turtles are growing up, they need activities to keep them occupied and to test their ninja skills, so Yoshi designates them as the official testers of security at the TCRI building. Basically, can they break into the building? Can they get into especially secured areas? Can they break out of the building? And can they do this all while remaining undetected? In theory it's a training exercise for both the turtles and the security personel. In practice, it's a complex running tournament of capture the flag. There is a leaderboard set up in just about every breakroom and common area, and Grandpa Yoshi, Master Splinter, and Uncle Leatherhead are always insufferably smug whenever their boys are in the lead.
I want to write this so badly, and I will someday! My brain is just not cooperating at the moment.
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pufferfishdude · 2 years
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Eastman and Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Vol. 1 Issue 41
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Eastman and Laird’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the comic that kicked off the TMNT franchise that’s still going strong. It started in 1984, put out by Mirage Studios and created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. It initially starting off as a oneshot parody of Frank Miller’s Daredevil, with a dark gritty tone, serious Turtles, and Shredder getting killed off at the end (he did come back though...good old clones!). However, come issue 2 and it immediately changed into what would become the blueprints for the face of the franchise with the gang getting distinct established personalities, supporting cast April and Casey and multiple weird and varied faces and threats. The first volume last 62 issues.
Issue 41 is part of what is known as the Guest Era of Volume 1, where other writers and artists came in to fill in the comic’s run when Eastman and Laird were busy dealing with the ballooned success of TMNT. This run, which was 23 out of 62 issues, features varying art styles, stories and tones that can clash, whether it’s serious and character-focused or wacky and off-the-wall. The Guest Era stopped when Eastman and Laird came back fully to wrap up Vol 1, with the Era eventually being declared non-canon due to matters of royalties and creative ownerships. 
Issue 41, called ‘Turtles Dreams’, looks into the respective dreams of the titular Turtles and mentor Splinter. In Donatello’s, the gang get captured by the government and experimented on, though their existence gets leaked and leads to them becoming known to the public via a cartoon, obviously referencing the 1987 cartoon, which results in a franchise. Years later, the Turtles are released from captivity and try to resume crimefighting, but their fame gets them swamped by fans, making their purpose of fighting evil much harder. Donatello comes to Splinter for advice on how to deal with this, but the old wise rat has no idea. 
The dream culminates in the Turtles becoming shadows of their former selves, growing lazy and bloated from their inability to actively use their skills, now just four fat turtles who sit around watching reruns of their show, Donatello stuffing his face as he reflects what led to them here, while one of his brothers asks if he’s going to eat all of his cheese cookies. Donatello wakes up in shock at the prospect of them growing into Teenage Coach Potato Turtles.
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obsidiancreates · 2 years
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The Fourfold Tap Liveblog
I just realized that I'm almost done with Season 3 already, huh.
Oh, starting with Raph having the brain damage this time? Oh he's been kidnapped. Is he in Saw? THEY'RE COOKING HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH THIS IS A SAW EPISODE ISN'T IT WHYYYYYYYYY ARE THERE SO MANY HORROR INSPIRED EPISODESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh god Raph still had Brain Worm Juice in his blood?
Lol everyone was waiting for it to explode
DONNIE IT'S OKAY SWEETIE IT'S OKAY DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP
Awwwww Splinter, thank you for being understanding an patient with Donnie. That was nice, "At least I have four wonderful sons." Good Parenting Moment, Splinter
UM LEO?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DO- TRY HARDER?!?!?!?!?! YES DONNIE SHOUT HIS ASS DOWN
YEAH LEO YOU'RE THE LEADER YOU FIND THE ANSWER DONNIE MAY AS WELL BE THE FUCKING LEADER WITH HOW EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LOOKING TO HIM FOR ANSWERS AND SOLUTIONS ALL THE TIME
Donnie should get to run away, I think. Let Donnie quit the team for once. Let him run away and make some other friends for a bit. Engage in some teen rebellion. This is why my OC for this show befriends Donnie and he becomes second-in-command of her Mutant Rights Activist Group (they're trying to force New York to acknowledge Mutants as citizens openly, Donnie really believes in the cause but Splinter and his brothers are afraid it'll bring the heat down on them and want the whole group to stop, Donnie can't believe it and leaves to full-time help with the protests)
Aw, he calmed down for April. ... I don't trust April's call, something's wrong
HE DID RUN AWAY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY HE DITCHED THEM
An effective team thinks as one, you mean Make One Do The Team Thinking
Oh yeah, that was a Kraang clone, wasn't it? Poor Donnie...
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT SPLINTER HAS A GIANT RAT WHEEL, I WANNA BELIEVE THEY STOLE IT FROM SHREDDER
If those fuckin' magic scrolls cure her I'll be so pissed.
ICE CREAM KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH THEY'RE PLAYING POKEMON YAYYYYY AWWWWWWW SHE WONNNNNNNN NO MIKEY LEAVE HER ALONE
Oh no, whatever got Donnie is using him too! Is it mind control or cloning?
Oh god, Mikey was poisoned!!!!!!!! NO THEY GOT MURIKAMI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MURIKAMIIIIIIIIIIIII
Yeah exactly it's a fuckin' tra- guys maybe call Casey? Clearly Casey hasn't been targeted by whoever this is, so he's your Ace In The Hole. They won't expect him. I miss Casey.
LOL KARAI USED DONNIE'S VOICE FOR THE THING SORRY THAT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE I IMAGINED SHE JUST FORGOT TO TURN THE VOICE MODULATOR OFF AND WENT "Gah, that ruined it" IN HER HEAD
Okay so are Donnie and Mikey Brain-Wormed, then? No, those were holograms, okay.
Yeah, I'm bored of The Foot. I want The Kraang back. They were a lot of fun.
OH SHIT SHE BROKE BEEBOP'S NOSE YES GO APRIL LOVE YOU
OH NOOOO WE'RE BACK TO RAPH BEING COOKED shit she even said it's a game, it's Saw for real- WHATTTTTT DO THEY HAVE HOOKED UP TO DONNIE'S HEAD
Pfffft "Bake my foot up your ass"
This is lame. This is a lame episode now. ... They trapped Donnie in Tetris? OH FUCK THEY STRAPPED HIM TO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR SHIT
AGAIN HIS BRAIN IS GETTING MESSED WITH FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP MESSING WITH HSI BRAIN HE NEEDS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mikey one doesn't work for me. A mutagen one would fit Donnie better, given his fears of being a freak. I think Mikey's trap would be better served as a threat of immobility, like he's weighed down in some way or otherwise unable to move his limbs, or maybe a threat of if he doesn't get out they'll make him unable to ever speak again. But the mutagen just feels kinda... "Oh we couldn't think of a thematic thing for him" cop out.
ROCKSTEADY I LOVE YOU
God this Karai Villain shit is stale. Ah, return of The Cheese Phone.
FUCK DONNIE GOT SHOCKED AGAIN GEEZ HE AND RAPH HAVE IT THE WORST RIGHT NOW I THINK THEY'RE BOTH ACTIVELY BEING HARMED THE MOST
FUCK 'EM UP SPLINTER WHOO
Are you... shitting me, Leonardo? Raph asks you what to do and you immediately pass it on to Donnie? Whom you can hear screaming in agony in the room next to you? Whom you just got into a fight with because you won't stop pressuring him? You pass along the buck? This is why you feel like being a Leader doesn't mean anything sometimes, Leonardo, because you aren't one.
Sorry sorry, Mikey is afraid he'll... mutate into himself but a girl? What kinda transphobic nonsense are the writers on right now? Unless he's already FTM, in which case yeah valid fear.
GET FUCKED BRADFORD
Hey finally Xever uses being a fish to his adva- SPLINTER KILLED HIM
Tigerclaw... why do you want Splinter to pay? What is your stake in this?
RAPHHHHHHHHH HE'S DYING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH NO BLOB OF MUTAGEN OVER MIKEY NOOOO FUCK DONNIE IS STILL BEING SHOCKED
AND ONCE A-FUCKING-AGAIN DONNIE SOLVES THE FUCKING PROBLEM AND LEO JUST GOES ALONG BECAUSE DONNIE'S THE REAL GLUE KEEPING THE TEAM TOGETHER HERE
Raph... oh he's gonna be so sick and fragile for so long after this...
GOD DONNIE'S ONE IS SO FUCKED UP
OH SHIT MIKEY TO THE RESCUE- DUDE HE ENTERED THE SIMULATION?!?!?!?!? MAGIC FUCKING MIKEY DUDES
B-TEAM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR B-TEAM FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sometimes Splinter makes Sonic Adventure 2 Eggman noises.
THIS MAGIC SHIT BETTER NOT FUCKING WORK OR I'LL BE SO PISSED- GOOD IT DIDN'T WORK- NOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK IT DIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Well there she goes again. down one of the giant toilets. This is getting real old, dudes. Just let her go home with them, for fuck's sake, I'm so tired of this. It's a sweet moment here but I'm tired.
Okay OH FUCK EW EW EW HER VOMITING IT UP EW
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