I want to see a TMNT series where while Shredder is a criminal mastermind, a master strategist, and one of the greatest and most powerful fighters in the world, he is not immune to the weirdness around him, and tends to have fairly normal and reasonable reactions of "what. the. @$%&." to it all.
And he comes to absolutely hate the turtles, because he can never fully account for their absurdity. Because how? How to you effectively plan for four mutant turtle ninja teenagers and their rat master?
You set a trap for them, and they never show up. You think they cleverly saw through your bait, but unbeknownst to you, they're fighting an insane homeless guy who lives in the sewers and has a thing for rats.
You set another trap for them, and this one is perfect. You've taken into account everything you know about them. Will they split up? Will they bring the rat? Will they bring that hockey clown? You've thought of it all. You're even prepared if they bring a robot or maybe even an alligator.
What you didn't anticipate though is you're now suddenly getting thoroughly stomped by the giant-ass orange alien dinosaur man they found on the way over. Because how? How do you plan for that?
He can deal with Interpol, the CIA, the police, covert strike teams, and just about anything the various governments throw at him, but his global criminal empire is crumbling because of the buffoonery of four teenage mutant ninja turtles.
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goooooood morning foot clan
transscript and additional stuff under cut
[xever] grown ass man eating a kiwi. if you bisexual just say that
[baxter] but kiwizzz and strawberriezz be hittin-
[xever] yeah. hittin your g-spot
original meme + first attempt at thumbnailing because its funny to me THEYRE BARELY EVEN THERE how do i even survive with sketches like this god
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Rise!Leonardo in the IDW footclan Leo fit. Because it goes too hard not to be AUed into other universes.
LIKE?!?!? I need to draw this guy more. Maybe make rise related headcanons. I need ideas
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Trying not to do so much angst but this was the idea from last night I had
Dialogue isn’t my strong suit..
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Foot AU???? 👀 Cassandra Jones and her legion of cultish turtles.
In which the Turtle Gang are separated from Splinter as kiddos and instead raised by the Foot Clan-- alongside Cassandra! She's like their big sister, more or less, and the five of them run around doing cool evil ninja shit and get into way more trouble than they probably should. All five of them are completely and totally convinced of the validity and necessity of the Foot Clan's mission, and their loyalty is completely unshakeable! They'd all give up their lives for their clan without a second thought.
They are so dedicated to the clan, in fact, that when they meet another child, April O'Neil, on one of their outings by chance (and immediately hit it off with her,) it's really only a matter of time before they're able to convince her to run away from home and join them. She is eleven at the time, and while she doesn't fit in with other kids her age, she feels a connection with the turtles and with Casey that supersedes her suspicions. And so the Foot Clan gains a recruit. And with time, she, too, is completely loyal and dedicated to the cause-- to release Master Shredder back into the world and shape it in their image.
It isn't until Casey meets a rat named Splinter that she begins to question her life, her choices, and her allegiances...
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I'm curious
In True colors
If Donnie asked the Foot leaders for uranium
Would they agree and go on mission to get it
Or do they have common sense and know better than to let Donnie anywhere near uranium??
He got some for his birthday we found you day!
The lieutenant and brute certainly didn’t spend days searching for a source of uranium, of course not. And they certainly didn’t schedule a heist to grab it.
Also it appears that Donnie is a bit conflicted about the whole resurrecting the Shredder thing. A bit of a gut feeling that it seems wrong somehow. Like the Shredder is not supposed to be back.
Masterpost
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