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misharoux · 7 months

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#tampa bay lightning #queue are you #picture i took #tyler motte #brayden point #wild baby turtle #apple sauce

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suenitos · 8 months

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Gimme applesauce actually my sister brought some for me but I finished it. the other day. Also does the name applesauce only apply to apple stuff and do you have like pearsauce or mangosauce or is it like The name for all fruit stuff <- genq we just call it compota of [fruit]

applesauce is the most popular kind of -sauce or at least the most sold and packaged in the us i think. as a child i remember seeing it in school mandated free lunches the most and i have had pear sauce before. im pretty sure applesauce is technically just apple puree as is all compotas of the fruit variety. at this point its kinda like applesauce is the name because of how popular it is but it rlly is apple (space) sauce technically

#motts is the most popular american brand of applesauce and pear sauce does exist but isnt as popular as for mangos its usually used more for #savory things as a dip or hot sauce type thing but usually not as a standalone treat #weird country innit #🌟.txt #ask.txt

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fuck-kirk · 2 years

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I’ve been getting the exact same order at Taco Bell for over two years. And during the semester I eat it up to 2-3 times a week and STILL have not gotten tired of it…… how

#mott txt #it’s a cheesy bean and rice burrito and a spicy potato soft taco #with a Baja blast zero or occasionally a Baja blast freeze #MAYBE sometimes the chips n’ cheese if I haven’t eaten much that day #with mild sauce #it just. DOESNT get old. it is. SO GOOD. to me #I HATE pretty much everything else from there #except the cheesy fiesta potatoes but those aren’t worth the price for me.I do love their potatoes #but I HATE all meat served at Taco Bell. it is very disgusting #their beans and potatoes ?? heavenly. Devine. I can never get enough #anyways. why am I ranting abt Taco Bell #maybe bc I just ate this exact meal like an hour ago and it was so good I’m STILL thinking abt it #n e ways

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maximotts · 2 years

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I gotta figure out how to properly put blurbs in my masterlist

#organization is never fun to me but I wanna do it before they get lost in the blog sauce #motts speaks.

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stitchwraith-stingers · 5 months

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godd i hate fazbear frights so much they ruined the lore ://// whats next, fazbear frights tumblr dash simulator??? fuck this

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🌙 motts-talking

i swear to god my brothers little pets are so freaky they ate my fish and made him into them, like spontanious mitosis or something and now im trying to get rid of them and i swear im so afraid of accidently drinking them

🌙 motts-talking

WHAT THE HELL..... HOW DO YOU HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT, GO AWAYYYYYYY

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🔎 detective-larson

just got called into work today and they want me to look into this case and they think its associated with the stitchwraith... why do i work here 🔎 detective-larson

its been 3 months since i last posted and i may or may not have not known what i was getting into

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anonymous asked:

can you stop posting about your werid doll thing i get it ur like rich and shit now but its so hidieous and ugly it almost makes me want to unfollow and vomit

🍀 luckiest-boy-blog

i LIKE my ADVICE DOLL its just this little thing i like and you REJECT IT. YOU HATE IT BECAUSE I LIKE IT

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🎀 dovewing-kinnie

sorry ive been so inactive on this account, lets just say my mental health has been doing better! :) got some help from a family friend, ill be back to posting soon

🎀 dovewing-kinnie

the junkyard

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anonymous asked: aita for accidently indirectly killing my friend?

sorry for any spelling mistakes, im still shaken up by the whole thing

so i (14F) and my friend, who ill call P (14F) have recently both gone on a school trip to some werid factory (wont bother specifying which as to not doxx me), now i was known for being kinda, i guess "rude"? and while we seperated from the group and P was already slightly nervious about that, we went onto the catwalks and despite her pleading i decide to walk to a sign that said "NOT SAFE" or something along those lines

surprise surprise i fell, near me was a vat of boiling hot sauce or whatever and me, having somehow survived the fall, i decided to play a little prank, i would stay hiding in there for afew days, i think i managed to stay in there for 3 days? before i got kicked out

now first i visited my boyfriends house to tell him that im alive and whatever, and then i went to P's house, knowing it was like 2 am or something, i rang like three times i think and then i heard something fall

as it turned out, P had fallen off the roof of her house (i have no idea what she was doing in the first place) AND HAD SNAPPED HER NECK, i obviously screamed, who wouldnt, now i went from being the most popular girl in school to an outcast because of this

❓ aita-official

What are these acronyms?

🥀 the-ravens-death

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🐩 useless-dog-lesbian

utah is so werid, what do you mean people have an urban legend about a werid tall thing that has a trashbag with them at all times and can kill people with just a single touch

🥨 pretzel-liker-173

THEIR NAME IS THE STITCHWRAITH ‼‼

💡 yuri-ka

the stitchwraith is 100% funnier if you imagine theyre two kids in a trenchcoat with a halloween mask just trying to clean the planet, like ive seen it but it avoids people like the plauge

🐩 useless-dog-lesbian

what the fuck do you mean youve seen it

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⚡ chucks-vent-blog

are you really living life if you havent gotten an expirience where your older sibling just dissapears or dies

⚡ chucks-vent-blog

like when i was younger my brother had these reaccouring near freak-accidents of him almost loosing an eye or an arm and i was trying to tell him that maybe he had annoyed this one animatronic he tried to freak me out with and he yelled at me and then told me to come find him after school and then it turned out he got hit by a car, i wish i could explain to people normally about this without ti sounding werid

🎫 silliestlittleguy

how normal is this expirience? not my brother but my cousin just dissapeared suddenly, i had saved up so many tickets just to get him a gift from the nearby arcade! :(

🍬 horse-sona

god this is so true, i had a step-sister who dispised me because i was getting all the attention and just out of spite ate my candy that was specifically given to me by the place we were visiting, the next day we found out she had snuck out and the car was taken elsewhere with no sign of her, we figured she ran away or something but its been so long we decided shes dead at this point

🐟 fish-enjoyer

my older brother tried to flush my pet sea bonnies down the toilet because he apparently saw them eating his fish or something, never saw him again after that and the only witness just said he looked blue, i still have no idea what that means

⚡ chucks-vent-blog

i did not expect this to be more common then i thought what the fuck

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🍂 phineas-taggart-official

hello tumblr! sorry for not posting, ive been working on getting some stuff for an experiment and they finally arrived, will keep you updated

🌱 gregsexperiments

phineas taggart had died afew hours after posting this, detectives believe this is the stitchwraiths doing

🦋 restingatdawn

frankenstein behavior

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🐇 bnuuygirl

just saw a girl in the school cafetirea disintigrate into trash, cant have shit in utah

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🥀 the-ravens-death

i just witnessed my crush talk to some basic girl all lovey dovey in the school and i just ran back home while all i want for christmas is you was playing.. im so tired i fucking hate everyone i hate my life i want to die im so tired

🦇 vampire-girl-shelly

guess all he wanted for christmas is her huh

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🦉 justanothermiddleagedguy

my collgues are such assholes man first i hear them just kissing in the game testing room out loud for some reason and then when its my birthday and they do some werid freaky birthday surprise they misspell my name, its not hard to spell jeremiah correctly i promise you

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🥈 scrap-metal-enthusiast

might fuck around and kill someone else idk

#calico.exe #this took me forever ... the begining is a joke i am fazbear frights strongest soilder #fake tumblr dashboard #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fazbear frights #long post #fake post #unreality #dereality #<- just in case #I HAD SO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS i should make a part 2 #if my 2 mutuals like this idk #I WAS GETTING LAZY BY THE END IM SO SORRY THE USERNAMES ARE ASS DONT KILL ME

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lcnelyghost · 1 year

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forbidden love//dandy mott

pairings; dandy mott, female reader

rating; pg13!

warnings; mentions of death, gore, murder, harsh language

summary; our infamous dandy finally falls in love, although his mother has other plans for her son, and forbids him from seeing you any longer.

Dandy wasn’t like most young men his age. He didn’t want love. He didn’t need it. He thought he was incapable of loving someone. He never wanted kids or to be wed. All Dandy really had time for was himself. But that soon changed when he met you..

You were the most breathtaking human being Dandy had ever laid his eyes upon. Most girls disgusted him, but you only resembled the true meaning of perfection.

From you’re looks to you’re voice, even you’re kindness and gentle words, Dandy craved to have every single bit of you. Everything he had once truly despised on having changed so suddenly. Now, he wanted you as his wife. He wanted to be the father of you’re children to swing them around up in the air and hear their roaring laughter filling his ears.

You were the woman Dandy longed to be with. He needed you. You had proved that you had the capability to soothe all his negative thoughts. The only one who would actually listen to him express his opinion about something. You made him want to be the best he could be. And surprisingly, he adored that feeling with every bone in his body.

Gloria however, had other plans about you and her son. The minute she introduced you both was the minute she had realised she’d made a huge mistake.

She was extremely jealous of you. She hated how you were the only one who could make her own son the happiest man on earth. The only female in his life he’d actually ever listened to. That was her job! She was supposed to be Dandy’s favourite woman of all time. That was something that was never to change in her books.

You were young, beautiful, free, and just absolutely perfect. Gloria wanted that. She’d wanted that her whole life! Now someone else had the opportunity to waltz in and take away the only thing she had left? Hah! Yeah, right. It’s not as if killing you hasn’t crossed her mind already. She’d do everything in her power to make sure you were far, far, far away from her son.

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“When should we be expecting Y/n? I thought you said she’d be arriving half an hour ago.” Dandy huffed. He began to pick at the food that sat out in front of him. A fresh, well made piece of lamb slightly drizzled in mint sauce. All the extras he’d requested the chef to make lay on the side of his plate. Though he hadn’t acknowledged any of it, let alone even taken a bite.

“Darling, some people have a tendency to put other requirements first. Besides, isn’t this lovely? We haven’t sat and enjoyed a meal in peace for quite some time now!” Gloria smiled brightly but Dandy just scoffed in reply.

He slowly started to tap his feet in extreme annoyance. You were his saviour when it came to boring meals with his Mother. She’d go on about the most unsatisfying things to the two of you, and she certainly wasn’t afraid to throw in some snide remarks about you whilst explaining whatever shit she was talking about.

And as pathetic as she was, she never thought Dandy would notice or even bat an eyelid. But he always heard the rude comments she made about you being with her son. Maybe one day he’d cut her tongue off if she wasn’t careful enough..

“Alright, this is a complete joke. You promised me that Y/n would be here. Yet, she’s not even been in contact to say she was coming for dinner tonight..” Dandy grumbled and took a long, hard sip of his wine. His Mother could tell he was getting extra pissed.

“Dear, she’s not coming.”

Dandy slowly looked up at Gloria, blue eyes sparkling with rage.

“What???”

“She will not be joining us tonight. I made sure the room was taken off the hook so she wouldn’t be able to disrupt either of us. I wanted us to have our own little night in. Just you and I!” She tried to laugh it off, but out of nowhere Dandy swung his glass and threw it at the wall with a loud crash.

Gloria’s shoulders jumped in surprise as she tried her best to remain calm. No doubt this would turn into another tantrum..

“Lying again, aren’t you Mother!” Dandy spat. He practically smashed all his plates and glasses before marching up to the playroom.

“Oh Dandy..” Gloria whimpered slightly. She was quick to follow behind him and watched the raging young man stomp his way up the stairs. Her little heels echoed off the dazzling, marble flooring.

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Dandy finally reached his destination and barged through the playroom doors. He paced up and down the room angrily. Every so often loudly grunting and groaning in frustration.

Gloria entered the room to see her son waltzing around the place in his current fit of pure rage. Dandy noticed her presence and shot her a cold, frightening glare. He saw the fearful look in her eyes and felt quite smug for a moment.

“Come now, Dandy. No more of this, eh? We can have our little night in just as planned.” She said softly. Dandy took a few steps closer to her, and she hesitantly began to back away.

“You honestly think I don’t know why you’re doing this. It’s rather obvious that you’re quite frankly playing the role of the green eyed monster. Raising you’re ugly head whenever she’s here.. you’re jealous, Mother. Jealous that i’ll abandon you and run away with the woman I truly love…”

“Dandy…”

“The way you speak of her is disgusting. She’s the one woman who truly cares for me. Not like yourself, of course. In fact, when have you EVER truly cared?”

“Dandy, don’t…

“No, Mother! Let’s talk about it! When have you ACTUALLY decided to show me you really care?? I don’t recall a single time where you’ve ever shown ANY sort of concern over me. It’s all been her! HER, HER, HER, HER!”

“YOU CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE WITH YOU’RE SO CALLED ‘LOYAL’ LITTLE SLUT! THAT GIRL ISN’T A WOMAN ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT DANDY!” Gloria finally snapped. Dandy quickly managed to back her into a corner and all the anger that had been bubbling and brewing inside of him decided that it wanted to be let out at once.

“WHAT? AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN?? IF ANYONE WERE TO ASK ME WHAT THE DEFINITION OF A TRUE MOTHER IS, I WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL THEM! ALL THOSE YEARS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPENT ON RAISING ME WERE THE SAME YEARS YOU THOUGHT YOU CAME FIRST BEFORE YOU’RE OWN CHILD! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CRITICISE ANY OTHER WOMAN!! LET ALONE THE WOMAN I WOULD GIVE MY VERY LIFE TO!!” Dandy fought back his tears and screamed right in his Mother’s face, shaking her shoulders violently as he desperately wanted her to see his true emotions.

“How dare you… HOW DARE YOU!” Gloria slapped her son with a harsh smack to his face. Dandy stumbled back a little and looked her dead in the eye. He grabbed a knife from his toy chest and admired the sharp blade. It shone off of the moonlight sky and Gloria was considering if she’d been met by her very demise.

“You know, some people don’t exactly need to have a heart. What’s the purpose of having one if you don’t decide to show evidence of it?” He slowly walked towards closer to his mother until he was right up where he needed to be. Their noses were at the tip of touching and both were breathing rather heavily. Gloria yelped suddenly when Dandy placed a strong hand on her neck.

“Dandy, please..” she pleaded. And with that, her beloved son stuck the blade directly into her chest. He let out a shaky breath and watched her struggle for air as it was practically sucked from her lungs. Soon, her breathing completely stopped and she’d now just lived through her very last moments. Her corpse fell to the floor as she currently lay dead before Dandy.

He choked on a sob before whisking out a handkerchief and drying his tear stained cheeks. The now, new orphan gave his nose a soft blow before tossing the hanky to the ground.

His sobs began to stop and he giggled quietly. Those giggles soon turned into roaring, maniacal laughter. He found the will to end his sudden boost of excitement and stared out the window in deep thought. Soon, Dandy would make sure you realised that when he said he would kill for you, he meant it quite literally more than the other scummy men who roamed the streets. Dandy would protect you in any way he needed to. And as we all know, that man isn’t afraid to take the life of ANYONE who dares to stand in his way.

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cutemaxxing · 7 months

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today I had 729 cals~

breakfast: none

lunch: none

dinner: wendys 5pc nuggets, 0.8 cup of shredded carrots, soy sauce, trader joes hot coco

Snacks: reeses pieces fun size, motts gummies, some goldfish pieces

Still 84.5 lbs :[

#junkorexic #ed not ed sheeran #pro a4a #🦋food #🦋log

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mariacallous · 6 months

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When Liebman’s Delicatessen opened on 235th Street in 1953, the Bronx was still sometimes called “the Jewish Borough.” More than half a million Jews lived between Mott Haven and Riverdale, and according to the 70-year-old deli’s website, they were served by 100 kosher delis. Today, Liebman’s is the last one standing.

“I ask myself a lot: ‘why are we the one that survived?’” Yuval Dekel, who has owned the deli for 20 years, told The Nosher. “Certainly because we’re in Riverdale, which is still a Jewish community.”

He surveys the restaurant, where nearly all 60 blue naugahyde seats are occupied by neighborhood regulars over 60, noshing on pastrami to the strains of ‘50s jukebox hits. “We’re a deli that has regular New York City resident customers. We’re not a tourist destination.”

Dekel, one of the youngest people in the room, took a circuitous route to becoming a deli man. Born in Haifa in 1978, he arrived in the Bronx two years later with his father, who immigrated with hopes of becoming an entrepreneur. A business broker helped the family find Liebman’s, which had foundered under a string of owners after Joseph Liebman sold it in the late ‘50s.

Though Dekel’s father (also named Joseph) was of Romanian descent, he knew little about the Ashkenazi foodways of New York. “I don’t even think he knew about delis,” Dekel said. “In Israel, there’s no deli culture.” Joseph Dekel added Israeli dishes like falafel and hummus to the menu, but took pains to preserve the deli classics, too.

For his part, Yuval Dekel was a metalhead. He was the drummer for Irate, a well-loved New York City thrash band, touring up and down the East Coast, throughout Europe and Japan, and playing at iconic downtown clubs like CBGB in the ‘90s.

“It was pretty hardcore,” Dekel laughs. “Very serious moshing going on. Quite a different environment from this.”

But during his entire stint as a metal drummer, Dekel also supported himself by working as a baker at Amy’s Bread and the original U.S. location of Le Pain Quotidien, developing a serious commitment to artisanal foods. When his father died in 2002 and Dekel took over Liebman’s, his first priority was the quality. He wanted to make sure that every dish on the menu, from sandwiches to stews, got its due.

“One thing that differentiates us from — let’s say Katz’s — is we pay a lot of attention to not just the pastrami,” Dekel said. “Don’t get me wrong, I spent years figuring out how to make our own. But there’s this whole other side to us, which is basically a full-service kosher diner.”

Liebman’s excels in the kinds of homey dishes that tend to be afterthoughts for the best-known pastrami pushers. Stuffed cabbage, stewed in a sweet-and-sour sauce and piled with melting onions and plump raisins, falls apart at the slightest pressure from a fork. On Fridays, Dekel serves cholent, the slow-cooked Shabbat stew.

That’s not to say the deli classics can be missed. Dekel began curing his own pastrami several years ago, after the number of high-quality suppliers had dwindled. The deli slices it thin so that slivers of the smoked meat’s dark crust are evenly interspersed on a sandwich. On the Liebman’s Favorite platter, pastrami is piled high on an open-faced slice of rye, accompanied by fries — thick-cut, pleasantly greasy shards of potato — and kishke (stuffed derma) slathered with brown gravy. It’s an unbelievably hefty plate of food that reminds you the object of a Jewish deli is excess.

Daintier deli classics abound. Liebman’s tender matzah balls float in a rich broth slicked with beads of schmaltz. Hebrew National franks sizzle and blister on a foil-lined griddle in the front window, ready to be garnished with sinus-clearing brown mustard, sauerkraut, coleslaw or — a Liebman’s favorite — a scoop of potato salad. Old timers pick at artfully arranged cold cut platters of sliced tongue, corned beef and kosher salami.

Homemade knishes are of the circular variety, bearing little resemblance to the squared-off “Coney Island” knishes provisioned by wholesalers to hot dog carts across the city. Like all knishes, they are dense starch-delivery systems. But a Liebman’s knish is well-seasoned, and its crust is flaky and pastry-like.

With all of his attention focused on food, Dekel says he struggled with the business side of the operation originally. But a loyal base of customers helped him through his mistakes, and the deli has hit its stride again, getting attention from critics and influencers, and even making an appearance on “Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown” in 2014. Dekel is planning to open a Westchester County location this year, marking the first expansion of Liebman’s in its seven-decade history.

It seems only right that Liebman’s should be the last deli in the Bronx. A mid-century time capsule, it was reinvigorated by Israeli cooking and by Dekel’s do-it-yourself spirit.

“In some cases, being the last one standing doesn’t mean you were the best,” he says. “But I happen to think that we deserve it.”

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thinlyq · 7 months

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New Low Cal Food List

🧸 Rice Cakes: 50kcal for 1

☕️ Apple Sauce: 45kcal for 1

🧸 Carb Balance Tortilla: 70kcal for 1

☕️ Ka-Me Rice Crackers: 55kcal for 8

🧸 Simply Smartfood Popcorn: 50kcal for 1 cup

☕️ Breakstone Cottage Cheese: 100kcal for 1 cup

🧸 Light + Fit Greek Yogurt: 80kcal for 1

☕️ Pepperidge Light Wheat Bread: 45kcal for 1

🧸 That’s It Fruit Bar: 100kcal for 1

☕️ Good and Gather Fruit Strips: 40kcal for 1

🧸 Welch's Fruit Snacks: 70kcal for 1

☕️ Sun-Maid California Raisins: 45kcal for 1

🧸 Mott's Fruit Snacks: 80kcal for 1

☕️ Wise Butter Popcorn: 80kcal for 1

Bonus, Deserts:

🍊 Sugar Free Outshine Pop: 45kcal for 1

🪻 Yasso Mint Choc Chip Bar: 100kcal for 1

🍊 Popsicle Ice Pops: 15kcal for 1

🪻 Yasso Cookies n’ Cream Bar: 90kcal for 1

🍊 Sugar Free Jell-O Pudding: 60kcal for 1

🪻 Fruit Roll-Ups: 50kcal for 1 roll

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rickchung · 3 months

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The Lobby Lounge & RawBar x Fairmont Pacific Rim x Coal Harbour.

Mott 32's Lunar New Year dim sum menu.

"Winter Jasmine": Michters bourbon, jasmine tea, yuzu, ginger, and lime leaf.

King prawn har gow (shrimp dumplings).

Crab meat dumplings with scallops, flying fish roe, and egg white.

Crispy vegetable spring rolls.

Black cod dumplings with celery and miso.

Wild mushroom dumplings with water chestnut.

Signature crispy sugar-coated BBQ Iberico pork bun.

Signature Applewood roasted Peking duck with pancakes, cucumber, and hoisin sauce.

Black truffle siu mai (pork dumplings) with soft quail egg and Iberico pork.

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owerciockedsh · 1 year

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Mott's strawberry apple sauce. 🤭 Omad teeheee

Ps if anyone knows cals per cup lmk 😉

#omad diet #ed but not sheeran #anorexies #edblrr #i want to be slim #i want to be tiny #i want to be bones #i want to be weightless #@nor3×14 #4norex14 #4norexi4 #counting calories

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cantripwilltrip · 5 months

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favorite comfort food when you're sick?