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kirbyofthestars · 8 months

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your mooseboy bf just ran into the hood of a moving car in stephenville and killed a family of four

#lorena.txt

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elline · 8 months

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im not arguing with a mooseboy. go get eaten by an orca

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cowchildren · 1 year

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Ok, so there are cowboys, shepherds and goatherds.

Are there pigboys? Gooseboys and dogherds and henboys? Foxherds? Ponyboys? Bullherds and catherds and houndboys, mouseherds and skunkherds - abiding in the fields?

Cowpokes and pigpokes and mooseboys and duckherds and slothpokes? Whither the possumboys?

#cowboys #shepherds #animalia #wild west

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headcanons-multi-fandom · 1 year

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Neal the eel random headcanons

He has this weird love/hate relationship with Dash Haber where they want each other around when they're not feeling well. For Neal, he likes Dash when he's patching him up. He's very careful and precise, especially for stichs. And Neal loves to gossip with him when he has to stay in bed. Sincerely, he's considere himself as Dash's big brother.

He's one of the oldest operatives Alice singe most of them die or are erased five, eight years after entering VILE. The rest of the oldest are heads or working in a strategic post in a governement. Neal just loves adrenaline.

Neal is also a real threat. Smart with computers, physically capable of entering anywhere and excellent at fighting, Neal could be unstoppable if he wasn't so gooffy.

He’s so gooffy that he can take unconsiderate risks for a good prank or oneliner.

He doesn't work well with a team. He's more the type of acting before talking type. So most of the time he abandons his teammates and the plane to do it in his own way.

Neal knows he's gross. He's apparence is gross, his behavior is gross, his code name is gross and his aesthetic is gross. And he loves it! He likes to make people uncomfortable with it.

His favorite food is the greasiest junk food he can find at the moment.

He was in the same class as Otterman and Mooseboy.

Shadowsan truely hates him. I let you figure out why.

As every real resident of New-Zeland, he follows rugby's season religiously.

As annoying as he is, Neal is not really a bad guy. He’s very attentive and will remember little details about everyone.

When he was a kid, he was bullied because of his apparence and his high mobility and high metabolism. That’s why he loves his job: now it’s a force.

He grew up in a circus who went from town to town for robbing houses. His parents were trapeze artists and died during one of their show. The police conclued to an accident, but Neal know it was a revenge among the circus’s artists, a lot of jalousy is in this environment.

When he’s off duty, he’s very clumsy.

He can’t eat anything without a condiment (ketchup, mayo, cream...).

You know that he really likes someone when he does the hongi with them.

He’s a very tactil guy when he’s comfortable with someone.

Holidays is his jam, he will do every little traditions he knows and will drag everyone with him!

He likes to play strip-poker and has 0 remorse while he cheats.

He scretely ships multiple operatives.

#Carmen sandiego 2019 #neal the eel #headcanons #random headcanons

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aestheticaxolotl · 3 years

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V.I.L.E Headcanons

- Graham “Crackle” Calloway grew up in the poorer slims of Sydnee Australia where his parents struggled on a day to day basis to provide food for their 4 kids, Graham, being the oldest son felt the absolute need to help his parents provide for his three younger siblings. Doubling down in school, and getting the best grades he could (B’s and low A’s) and then diving into work as soon as he got out. -Graham started with small odd jobs until he got a part time gig with a rather cranky old electrician who had no love for anyone in his life. But he took Graham on as an apprentice because the stupid kid wouldn’t leave him alone. To his chagrin, the kid took to the job like a house on fire. This became important when he joine V.I.L.E -Tigress came from a troubled home to say the least. Her mom was an alcoholic and her dad was a blue-collared working class man who would gamble and chase after his dreams while squandering all the families money She resented her parents for these reasons and acted out as much as she possibly could, whether by robbing small stores or beating up younger kids on the play ground

-She started out trying to make a quick buck to help her momma pay the bills, not because she was showing kindness to her mom, but because the land lord had threatened to kick them out one too many times, and kept making lewd comments and suggestions that even Tigress would not allow her mother to take.

-El Topo’s story isn’t the happiest, seeing as his mother moved into America when he was very young, unable to afford to bring her husband and son with her at the time. Of course, El Topo’s father was not keen on being left behind and took his 12 year old son, attempting to smuggle him into America. Sadly, this would not end well seeing as El Topo’s father was shot and killed, and he was placed in foster care, unable to contact his mother.

-El Topo got out of the Foster care system when he was 18 and was homeless for a long time. He lived on the streets in Georgia, the last place his mom was having known working. He did everything he could to find his mom and was devastated to learn that his mother had moved to New York, remarried and had a daughter.

-Le Chevre’s mother died giving birth to him in Paris, France. His father being left alone to raise their one and only son, they had married young and had a baby younger, leaving the young father devastated and entirely loving of his young son. Le Chevre’s young life was full of music and love. His father worked as a caretaker in a French Theater, working up with the lights and the set pieces. -Young Le Chevre wasn’t as fascinated with the acting as he was with being high up and above the actors, it gave him a feeling of power and meaning while his father proposed that he take lessons to play instruments for the plays. HE did for about a week to please his hard working father, but took the gold star in thievery. To this day he still leaves large amounts of money on his’s father’s doorsteps as thanks for such a wonderful upbriging.

-Dash Harber grew up with a love of fashion and the stylistic life of the rich and famous. His parents, both very wealthy and distant from him, showered their son with gifts and money for doing nothing but existing. His parents ended up sending him away at the age of 15 (At his request) to his aunt “Cookie Booker” so that he could have a better, proper upbringing.

-Through his ‘Aunt Cookie’, he met the Dear Countess Cleo, who he took a major liking to the Countess, having a childhood crush on her. Cleo found the young gentlemen quiet endearing and took him under her wing, giving him the life he had know that he’d desired at a very young age. This came to bit him in the but when he started working for V.I.L.E. His parent identifying him during a caper and he had to go into hiding for quite a while. (His parents minds were wiped after this incident, as far as they are concerned now, they never had kids).

-Paperstar’s mother was a prostitute in Japan, and gave birth to her from an unknown father. Paperstar was devoted to her mother, even if she was not devoted to her daughter. She was usually there when her mother brought a man home, covering her ears when ever, what her mother called ‘Business work’, started.

-Young Paperstar started stealing from the men who her mother brought home when she was seven, doing this for many years before one man noticed and turned both Paperstar and her mother into the police. This enraged her mother and she disowned Paperstar, leaving the girl alone and vengeful, only wanting to look out for herself. (She might have killed her mom too, I’m still thinking on that one)

-Mimebomb was born in Ireland with their twin brother. When they were young their parents moved them to France. This is where they saw their first ever Mime, their mother had stopped at a shop and 3 year old Mimebomb had wandered off and stopped to watched a man with paint on his face act on a street corner. They realized they were lost and the Mime just... Scooped them up to help them find their mom and twin brother. This REALLY enforced in them that Mimes weren’t scary or freaky. (Their WHOLE family disagrees to this to this day)

-Spoiler, Mimebomb grew obsessed with Mimes and this really worried their parents. They sent him to a Psychologist, one Professor Maelstrom who was doing freelance work. Maelstrom found the phenomena rather interesting and kept track of Mimebomb for a very long time, it was Maelstrom who brought Mimebomb to V.I.L.E and showed them what their true calling was.

-Boris and Vlad.... I don’t have much for them but what I do have is rather... Boris and Vlad grew up in a very unwelcoming community. Russia at the time was very hostile towards outsiders and while their parents (They are not related, family friends in my eyes) had both of them in Russia, they were still not well accepted by their community, often bullied and beaten bloody by other kids, who forced them to clean up the mess after they finished beating them.

-This horrible childhood instilled a rather off form of PTSD and OCD in both of them that leads them to see every mess that a V.I.L.E operative made was something they had to clean up. Somehow, it was their fault and they had to fix and clean and pretend nothing ever happened.

-Cookie Booker is the Aunt of Dash Haber, she ADORES her Nephew and spoiled him rotten when he was a child, basically taking him in when he asked her too. She took great care to raise him the best she could, never having been able to have children herself, an event that let to her husband leaving her and marrying another woman.

-Cookie was also the woman who introduced Countess Cleo to Professor Maelstorm, a very monumental occasion in V.I.L.E history.

-Neal the Eel was just Neal as a kid. His mom and dad were performers in a Circus, a Magician and his Assistant. He used to adore the circus and wanted to be part of it as a contortionist/escape artist. He was bullied for his hypermobility ( similar to double-jointedness, but if it is progressively more serious it can create more problems for someone.) Causing him to end up resenting his upbringing and parents.

When Neal was 16 he began to break IN to prisons and then BREAK BACK OUT with a TON of the criminals inside. This quickly put him on V.I.L.E’s radar and they decided that they really wanted to recruit him. They made the offer and he vowed that he would never be seen as a joke like he was with the circus.

-MooseBoy was not the brightest kid in school, often picked on for being slow or stupid when he was really just a friendly kid with dyslexia. He almost flunked out of school and would have if not for this dorky looking kid who called himself “Otter”. Thus, a tense and rather abusive friendship formed.

-Otterman was the only reason that Mooseboy was able to graduate Highschool. They were a team, he was the brains (Still is) and Mooseboy the brawn (Still is). HE hated the fact that he was smaller and weaker and really took it out on his partner. Their first crime together was breaking into the school and stealing the principal’s desk on a dare.

-Spinkick and his half sister Flytrap have the same father, and different mothers. Their father lived a double life with his paramours only six miles from one and other. This affair was discovered by their moms and the two women ended up murdering their children’s father and then (unironically) falling in love with each other.

-Flytrap and Spinkick’s mothers moved in and the two kids were forced to get along, they ended up really caring about each other and watching each other’s backs and defending each other in school. Their mother’s never got caught by the way, just think about that.

-The Troll never had friends as a kid and met all his good good friends online, including Player (Plot twist?). Player and Troll got along like peanut butter and jelly, becoming a tag team in learning to hack and work with the internet system. The Troll became invested in trying to figure out how to lock down security systems like banks or Jail facilities (Seeing as his father was put in jail for robbing a back and killing a man who tried to stop him).

-This took Player aback and he began to back away from his friendship with The Troll. This didn’t matter to The Troll, he managed to shut down the security system where his father was being kept. This ends sadly due to the fact that his father doesn’t escape, but ends up dying in the break out. This caused him to draw back from people and remain in his room for a very long time.

Thanks for reading my ramble about V.I.L.E Operatives, I’ll be posting one for the Faculty soon!

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pizadowa · 3 years

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wait IMPORTANT question here,,, carmivy head-canons? ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

hhrhghhgrbhg ok I’ll try not to ramble this time. Just know this is an incomplete list:

While most realistically and in line with canon I like to ship them in a way where they never get together officially, if this were a different situation ... I think Carmen would understand her feelings first, but it’s Ivy who makes the first move — spurred on by Carmen’s sneaky wiles, of course;

Going off of that ^, I think Ivy only has eyes for Carmen, whereas Carmen is capable of feeling a lot of things for a lot of people and isn’t mature enough yet to “settle” for any one thing, so in my head it kinda looks like this Ivy→→→→→←←←Carmen;

Ivy loves to hug Carmen from behind and from the side, but ends up playing the role of little spoon whenever they lie down or hang out on the couch :’) Carmen has to practically fight her way into Ivy’s arms for cuddles;

Ivy discovered cheesy soap TV and got Carmen to binge watch with her (Carmen remarks how she can’t believe Ivy is into this sort of thing), now watching the latest eps is “their thing”;

I like to pretend it’s Ivy who’s the morning person, and she likes to shake Carmen out of her grumpiness with a simple breakfast in bed;

Carmen taught Ivy everything she knows about hair care, and they both love to take turns “grooming” each other (Ivy has no idea how to style Carmen’s hair but she tries anyway) — HOWEVER...Ivy is grossed out by all of the shedding;

Yes that means they shower together... :)

I have other HCs but they are uh not so safe for work so *mooseboy voice* zippy lippy

#q #anon #carmivy #MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION ANON!!!!!

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hollypies · 2 years

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i am at target with my mooseboy Chester! he says hi and also that you get a nose boop of love ^_^ /p /gen

Aoavskhshajsh hello Chester!!! Giving u a lil. Just a lil kiss :] mwah!!

Also hi Max! Also giving you a lilm a lil platonic shmoocharoo!! Mwah mwah! Also hope you're having fun at target! I'm supposed to be cleaning the bathrooms rn :)

I dont have mt plush Zelda with more otherwise I'd send some pics :( I don't wann get cleaner on her aghhghh

#holly answers #manlet max my beloved #hgsgahah im gonna get yelled at ah #chester shall also get a tag #chester also my beloved ❤#hmhmhkhkm !!

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tubbytarchia · 4 years

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