(Pictured above - a map showing the current segmentation of the Burroughs, the People Below's sections of political territory, with annotations showing the leaders of each. Which Burrough do YOU reside over?)

Public Information File 55661: The Molemen/The People Below.

The Office provides this information to the extranormal public in order to educate about our neighbors Below. Let's learn about the Molemen - together!

The Molemen first appeared on the Office's radar in 1965, when one Thaddeus Marsh, an expert in soon-to-be illegal genetic engineering and anatomy manipulation, began to talk to colleagues in the extranormal sciences community about retreating underground. Fearing nuclear annihilation in the Cold War, many of his associates agreed with him.

Using currently-classified anomalous technology, they created a series of self-replicating bunkers deep underground, starting with small rooms that expanded into massive complexes that gradually connected via long tunnels. Railroad systems were established in these tunnels, and by 1971, enough work had been done that Thaddeus Marsh felt confident moving people underground.

The work was quick, but the other scientists, hired workers, and civilians drawn by the promise of safety had not expected Marsh's mental deterioration. All of the personnel who moved underground were trapped and subjected to extranormal genetic and anatomic manipulation to "better adapt" them, in Marsh's belief, to a life underground.

From 1971 to 74, Marsh, now known as the Underking Murmur, ruled with an iron fist. His territory expanded under the lower 48 states, and parts of Canada and Mexico. His madness seemed to grow with his power, kidnapping cavers, miners, and other surface-dwellers to induct them into his army. Developing unimaginably vast factories, he created digging machines capable of moving anomalous amounts of dirt. By 1974, his plan to invade the surface world with these machines became widely known among the People Below.

The organizing body responsible for the incredibly complex logistics of moving so much earth, the Miner's Union, fomented a revolution in the Underground in mid-74. After three months of vicious fighting, the loyalty of the Underking's minions was tested and found wanting. Underking Murmur was deposed, and in its place the Union members created a council. The Underking's territory "balkanized" into 12 loosely-allied "Burroughs" that the Office recognizes as the political authority of the People Below.

With recent diplomatic efforts, the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy has welcomed the People Below to the surface under our Legal Extranormal Persons program.

yet another reason to keep your cat indoors

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Some shots of a scene from our AU that will live rent free in my brain forever ✨️

(AU, as is most the ttcc art I post)

Into the wilderness once again; the meaning of the word 'defunct' unearthed

Robotic gore under cut

Name; miles

Nickname: sunshine, Mimi, bestoe

Age: 22

Gender: spicy

Sexuality: pansexual

Nationality: ohio

Relationship status: single

Likes: spinky, art, destiny, bluey, rocks, fetch quests

Dislikes: feet, discourse, donuce simulator, rice

Random fact: frequently afraid there's molemen

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you are insufferable and I love you so fucking much

MAsculinity is being systimatically Undermidnded and Destroyed in our society due to Ufo👽 infiltration + sabotage to our goverment they kno it will be the hunks + muscle🐖's that will rise upbyo defeat there dopey looking goofy ass big bald heads even tho their body makws them high key twinky/twunky + kind of good with it but sadly they are destroting Men's Sperm's via saturnite chemtrale radioactivity being relesed into the atmosphere + into the city tap via collusion with Clintonite Molemen of the Big Apples sewers or "worm holes" as i like to call them be safe & vigilant if u are high key scared as fuck u can lmk i am there for u we can chill and watch 🔥 as fuck funny movies and just we can see waht feels good hibestly if it goes farther then just cuddling im cool with it and actuslly feel that itbwould be good to share our life force with each other thru tantric male erotic bonding its linking up on a whole new level with our spirits & shit Guru Kevin taught me im really in need of sexual attention right now and ive been 🙏praying to Him/Our Savior every day to get some corn cob type dick its been 2 weeks and i feel like my mind is just so fucked uoband foggy i think there are bad proteins building up in my biodiesels and i was so so scared this would happen i need help badly i dont think i will be arojnd much longer if it doesnt get released

were under assault by ratmen molemen dogmen birdmen wolfmen beetlemen and scorpionmen

So far the Secret Life teams are:

- a pair of furries

- a remarried couple

- cottagecore abba

- molemen

- an mlm mlm

- a lone pumpkin fairy Detective

- a crazy hotel manager/prison guard

- the world's worse orchard runner

- the most rootin' tootin' mayor in the wild West

A friend of mine found a really big hole in his backyard, allegedly. He says that he can't take photos of it because his phone immediately dies if he tries, and he doesn't have an actual camera to see if that would work instead. From what he said, it appeared overnight, is roughly 20 ft or so wide, and has strange sounds coming from it. He's thrown a few things down it, and he hasn't heard them hit the bottom. Any idea what it might be?

Ah, another Mel situation. We saw one of these in the late 90's - pretty rare to see a truly bottomless pit, so typically we can send some people out to do both mundane and esoteric measurements.

My big advice is to keep both people and animals away. On the off chance that something made the hole, we don't want it being bated out. Don't listen to the voices, you'll probably hear voices. They'll tell you it's so beautiful in the Hole, how much fun it is in the Hole. They are lying. There is no beauty or fun in the Hole.

The other possibility is that this is something from the mole people. The People Below have been, since our recent diplomatic efforts, very good about not breaching visibly to the surface. However, the mole people are kind of a...commune? I'm not sure what the proper term is for their form of government, but the People Below operate in discrete coalitions of regional "boroughs" that cooperate at their discretion - we've gotten them all mostly on board but there's always a chance that a borough isn't playing along.

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To EVIL, Death is Only the Beginning. “Girl With a Straight Razor” reviewed! (Darkside Releasing / Blu-ray)

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Races residing in an underground world, all under thr tyrany of Gomnolho.

Insectoids remain in a valley Shummur. Vibrant place with strange plants and soil. They hail from some other world and change color and texture of their carapace.

Reptilic molemen are an intelligent species that evolved on this Earth long ago. It is difficult to say wether their ancestors were reptiles or mammals or something else entirely.

Tubular spawn are a mystery to all. They dwell in moist darkness, reproducing via spores.

Which ancillary suffers the most? Hans Moleman or Milhouse?

I'd say Hans Moleman but I find the theory of multiple Molemen plausible. For that reason I'd give it to Milhouse

grian, with the most possible offense: you group of molemen!