Ok but Colin thinking Bumbercatch is the fittest Richmond player makes 100x more sense now. Like my guy was probably musing that he wished Wales could have an independence referendum like Scotland and Bumbercatch told him to take 100 men and a drill and physically disconnect Wales from England under the cover of darkness
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circa 2009
There's pandemonium in the Harrington kitchen.
Pandemonium in and of itself isn’t unusual, but this specific instance is.
Nancy and Robin are there (the latter laughing so hard she has tears streaming down her face), along with the whole Harrington family - Steve and Eddie and their three daughters.
Eight-year-old Moe is ranting and raving, twiggy little arms flying through the air. Hazel, who just turned three, is wailing, though her reason for it isn’t clear, and she’s clinging to Steve like a lifeline. Six-year-old Robbie is looking back and forth between Nancy and Steve with a look of disgust on her face.
The reason for the pandemonium: the girls had just learned that their dad used to date their Aunt Nancy.
“Papa, she’s a lesbian,” Moe admonishes Steve (as if he hadn't known that fact for years).
"Who cares about that — he’s her sister!" Robbie exclaims, looking vaguely horrified.
"No he’s not!" Moe fires back.
"Is too! Why else would we call her Aunt Nancy. Papa, tell her Aunt Nancy’s your sister!"
"I could," Steve says, doing his best to ignore Eddie and Robin's continued howls of laughter (and trying to not break, himself), "but…it wouldn’t be true."
"See!" Moe yells proudly, "Papa dated a lesbian!"
"No he didn't!" Robbie argues, "They're making it up. Papa likes boys!"
“No — Papa liked girls too. He likes both.”
For some reason, this makes Hazel cry even harder.
"What’s making you so upset, sweet girl?" Steve asks her.
Hazel raises her head to look at Steve.
“B-but what about Daddy?”
"What about Daddy?"
"Don’t you love him?"
"What??" he exclaims, "Of course I love him!"
"Then how come’d you date someone else?"
Her face crumpled and she was crying again, her little face pressed into the collar of Steve's shirt. He hugged her tight, meeting Eddie's eyes over her mop of blonde curls.
"She's not dating anyone ever," Steve tells him, "Call me a bad parent. I don't care. It's not allowed."
“Sweetheart, Papa didn’t really know me yet when he and Aunt Nancy dated,” Eddie tried to tell his youngest daughter, "We were in school still."
“Nuh-uh,” Robbie cut in unhelpfully, “You said you and Papa went to school together.”
Robin, who’d been halfway to composed, ended up doubled over in laughter again, and even Nancy, who'd been cool as a cucumber while she watched the whole situation unfold, couldn't help a snort.
"Thank you so much for your help, Amelia," Steve sighs.
"Wait 'til you guys hear who else you know that Aunt Nancy dated," Robin says with a wicked grin.
"No!" Steve and Nancy say in unison.
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Luxiem & Vibes
WARNING: Please remember that I am writing about Luxiem based on their characters online and not of the people behind their vtuber avatars, thank you!
EXTRA NOTES: just something short and sweet so that i don't forget how to write lmao
GENERAL
a different writing layout! the dividers aren't present due to the shortness of length!
i cant be bothered to colour the names too differently (sorry boss)
just general vibes lmao, try figuring out what part of their personality (lore wise + minor details from their livestreams) i'm referencing ^^
MORE UNDER THE CUT
⊰᯽⊱┈───── ✧ ─────┈⊰᯽⊱
IKE EVELAND
a quiet campus library near exams season
you can feel how stressed out the students are in the library, yet there seems to be this air of serenity still
quiet clacking of keys, the quick flutters of papers and the smell of monster energy drinks mixed with an unhealthy amount of espresso
LUCA KANESHIRO
a dark alleyway in an otherwise dazzling street at night
neon signs, cigarette smoke and whistling all masking away the darkness within the city's brilliant lights
the lion's eyes watching as its prey walks by
MYSTA RIAS
a forest meadow surrounded by fire
the otherwise serene scenery is surrounded by chaos as the flames crept closer
the smell of burnt wood, the green hues withering away and the sun feeling as if it was shining even brighter. one may say that this is just fine
SHU YAMINO
a cemetary in the middle of the night.
they say if you enter the cemetary at a certain hour, many souls could be found wandering around the graves
eerie stillness, leaves rustling and the suspicious chuckling that could be heard across the graveyard
VOX AKUMA
sailing in the middle of the ocean during a still night.
no one knows what could be lurking under the waters or could tell how violent the waves could be, yet there seems to be comfort in the unknown
waves crashing against the otherwise still boat, the chilling salty air and the serene scenery of ocean for miles on end
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Art dump. Look At My Art Boy
You are getting very little context unfortunately because I have so much internal fucking lore and so many WIPs in my mind and notes app. But.
This is a snippet from one bit of Early On lore, where I think it's an Alear FB situation. Alfonse checks to see if Moe is settling in okay, offers to help out with any odds and ends, some mutual evaluation occurs, Moe Is lowkey testing Alfonse, neither of them are really normal about it (the vibe is a bit different from Alear FBs also though. Bruno just went missing, so Alfonse is a bit drifty, but is trying to keep busy/fulfill his responsibilities self-imposed or not, and also. Again. Studying The Newcomer). The Result (part of the odds and ends):
Another detail is how no one knows how to refer to Moe yet, pronoun-wise. That comes later, I think.
A little afterward....
The Crafty Creature (more internal lore, toymaker)
Seamstress (masculine). It probably reuses the length/scraps it cut off from the original robe.
A Concept (I barely draw it hooded anymore, but maybe early on, it wore the hood more/most of the time). Was specifically thinking about how both Susie and Ralsei have sprite changes that alter how their expressions Look completely (esp moreso thinking of Susie, how her expressions become more readable/dynamic when you actually get to see her eyes) (that said. This is still a fairly unreadable expression LMFAOOO it just has big ol' eyes)
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Poor Deacon. socially awkward or not knowing?
A bit of both! The questions range from asking Fulj if she likes to eat, does she need to eat, do certain foods make her happy? Which are tame enough but she is like "you literally serve a deity yourself ask him" and he has!
Deacon loves learning about his boss AND Lady Fulj but there are differences. Ymber (the water deity) can retain a physical form without concern/exertion. Fulj (lightning deity) can only be physical sometimes - she speaks to and can possess her two devoted followers to use to walk amongst people without her own form.
So he wants to know HER personal thoughts on mortal food.
However, since Ymber doesn't need a body to control, Deacon also finds it perfectly fine and logical to ask Fulj "so can you enter my body if I give you consent?" which. Is pretty weird. She points out no and also WHY would you want that. And Deacon smiles saying he wants to know what it's like to have someone else inside his body to move his limbs. Does he retain thoughts? Does he know what's going on? Does it take a toll on him?
Aaaaand the whole "can you possess me" weirds her out a LOT.
He just wants to learn about the two main deities in his life (since he serves Ymber and Ymber is close to Fulj, so she visits him more than any other deity). He means well, he's just... Overly curious and doesn't filter his questions to Fulj.
Despite being human without any magical affinity to his knowledge, he does actually have a radar of sorts for Ymber and Fulj so he knows if they are nearby and in what direction. Ymber's attuning is because Deacon serves him and is bound to him. Fulj however he simply learns the source. And so while he isn't aligned to her and lightning, he can sense her and will turn to look for her and then she'll vanish and he sees one of her followers. Which means she was with the follower until he looked over which is so sad, he can't say hi to Lady Fulj if she leaves before he can spot the follower!
At first Ymber is convinced Deacon just likes to smile at her and can recognize her two followers but then finds out no, actually. It isn't the followers he recognizes, but the traces of Fulj. Which is ... odd for someone not devoted to her. Such as her own two followers she jumps between physically are able to sense her nearby but they are unable to feel Ymber. Sure they recognize him visually at this point but they don't feel anything.
I actually am debating him having mild facial blindness where he really just. Doesn't recognize a lot of people even if he interacts with them. Like there is some familiarity but no one he really knows. But he does have the sense of "I know this is my boss and this is Lady Fulj. Don't ask me anyone beyond that."
Ymber is fascinated by Deacon and his curiosity while Fulj is creeped out and scared by it.
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