Not to get back on my soapbox but bruce & cass’s early relationship does make me want to eat drywall. any outsider could tell you bruce is obviously enabling cass’s unhealthy behaviors and yet he 100% completely believes he’s doing the right thing for her because that’s what he thinks he would have needed in that situation. and. that says some real interesting things about bruce as a person. wow, mr. wayne, are you totally sure that what you needed when you were cassandra cain’s age was someone holding you to impossibly high standards, keeping you shut up in a cave all day, training you until your lungs gave out and encouraging vigilantism to consume every aspect of your life? is that really what you think you needed? does this maybe stem from an ultimately twisted view of yourself, bruce?

i dont think people on this website who think of riverdale as, like, Straight Media understand that a) the magic and genius of it comes from the mind of one of our society's foremost homosexuals roberto aguirre-sacasa himself and b) i once tried to make a list of all the gay characters in rvd with speaking roles and gave up once i hit like 40 bc that was the point in the 50s timeline archie's homophobic uncle who was calling him gay for writing poetry (there was also the fact archie and reggie were having mutual onscreen bisexual awakenings about each other after watching gay porn together but thats like, less gay than the writing poetry thing) anyway archies homophobic uncle started fucking gay kevin's cop dad. luckily the two of them were killed by betty's gay serial killer brother-in-law chic (not to be confused with her gay serial killer BROTHER charles, who chic married in a beautiful gay serial killer wedding in the normal timeline) (do you even understand core four polycule was quite literally canon at the end of the day? do you know that?) (do you know that cheryl blossom is not just the best lesbian but the best CHARACTER who has ever existed in the history of all media and you could not in fact ever handle her? c) they dont even know about archies weird fantasy. so whats the point

Text: The gas station prophet is called Cassie. She sits at the register, bored and ignored, explaining visions to mystified customers.

Bonus Prompt:

I just want a cheap cup of coffee when I stop by the gas station, and Cassie behind the counter says I’m about to cause the apocalypse

I was flipping through city of lost souls the other day & came across this quote. and now it lives rent free in my head like?? hello??

girl pls

drew some modern au! varric and cassandra ⭐️

you know something devastating has happen to carlos sainz when user mediapen is revived and reblogs religious content

You're Welcome

this is what i was referring to the other day btw.... she literally said well you people were annoying last time so fuck off i'm not doing it anymore.... and i stand with her <3

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Hey crabie…. I hate to tell you this…. There is an omega matty fic on ao3….

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😭😭 ok well now i have several question. what Type is he in it when was it out is it a Matty fic or a gatty one bc the later would make more sense to me

here's another because i need to make fun of myself.

wow who could've seen this coming

i’m going to fling myself into the sea. perhaps bite something. maybe even both.

u ever run into something that you’re 87% sure is kink bait but no reasonable person would ever think for a second that someone might be into it so u just have to seethe in silence

Memes are a modern day cassandra, warning the world of the dark times that are soon to come, yet no one is able to understand their message, for none hear the mutterings of a mad man, for they are spoken over by the words of a wise man, yet the mutterings of a mad man are the words of a wise man before the world decided they were wise...

Oooh, I like where your head’s at anon, that actually kinda makes sense!

Thanks for sending me something anon! (^^) <3

you would think my fiance who went to school for finance and mathematics... when i went to school for fucking digital art

would have a better grasp on the financials of fucking real estate than i do

but then... you would think wrong