Does Matisse know how to skate? No.
Is she having a good time learning from hot roller derby girlies? Very much so, yes.
Happy Lesbian Visibility Week!
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The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:
Monster high doll
Mad scientist
Clown, or jester or mime of some sort
creature made of mist that sits and listens
the loch ness monster
supervillain
superhero
librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair
box of deer teeth
robot from outer space
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Throwback Thursday
Let’s go back to the Summer of 1984 in North Manchester, Indiana when I won 1st place in the annual Fun Fest Parade, doing a mime act in a borrowed Mustang, and representing my employer at the time, The News Journal.
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Evil Clown Contest Finals
Remember, the contests I run are double elimination. You have to lose twice to be out of the running. That's why Jevil is going against Cicero a second time.
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dating a mime girl so u always have a wall to press her up against 🤍
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Gently bite your friend to show them affection. Cat-approved strategy 👍
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Recently I’ve been seeing a lot of people going: “My mime keeps fighting with my other clowns!” And it’s like ???? YEAH NO SHIT??
I can’t believe I actually have to say this in 2023 but
Mimes are NOT social breeds!
Like, you can’t seriously expect a mime to share the same tent as a rodeo or a jester without any consequence? Unless they are raised together, your mime is just going to perceive the other clowns as a threat.
Prolonged exposure to close contact with another breed is damaging to your mime’s mental health. It’s not okay. Look after your fucking mime.
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