Extreme Midwest Sports:
IMAGE ID: a tweet from account Midwest vs Everybody (@ midwestern_ope) reading:
"Name an extreme Midwest sport"
When the corn gets so tall that you can't see oncoming traffic at the intersection
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[Kirk is interviewing for admission to Starfleet]
Interviewer: So, what do you bring to the table?
Kirk: Oh, easy. Potato salad. If it's a family thing.
Interviewer: I meant to work...
Kirk: *clears throat* Oh, I would bring regular potatoes. None of that funny business.
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I mean in an actual opera of Good Omens I'd definitely make Aziraphale a countertenor
...although if he were just a regular tenor you could cast Michael Spyres in the part he was born to play and just throw in some crazy-ass high notes for funsies and because you have Michael Spyres to sing them. Hmmmm. Now I am extremely torn about this opera that does not exist and that my always-dubious-even-when-I-wrote-music-regularly composition skills are not up to anyway.
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We have zine prints of What You Cast Out!!!!!!!
I got prints of the first two chapters, and I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The illustrations are made by me, a combination of watercolor, ink, and collage, while the covers themselves are mostly designed digitally.
The printable files will be on Patreon and Ko-Fi for subscribers on Thursday, February 1. That's just a bit over a week away!
There are even summaries on the back.
Chapter 1:
Aaaaaaand Chapter 2:
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What You Cast Out is a Midwestern Gothic fantasy novel written by me, through my small business: Squee Squared! I'll be publishing chapters in zine format, with chapter art, every two weeks on my Ko-Fi and Gumroad starting in March.
My Patreon supporters will be able to start reading chapters at the beginning of February!
If you like this post, I'd love it if you shared it so more folks could see it. And if you'd like to join my taglist, let me know!
The current taglist: @wedgie-of-destiny, @nightacquainted, @storminmywake, @brokenandlonelysouls, @tattur, @theamazingchickenman, @solstice-muse-collective, @axl-ul, @tucsonhorse
I'm gonna tag @orangezines in this too, because you guys are just awesome like that.
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I’m an absolute whore for Midwest Emo bands.
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🐭 totally agree with prev anon who said it’s about the confidence!! sociable people naturally scare me but you seem like you wield your power of extroversion well 🫡
kshdkshdkshd i am very much so used to the being the biggest extrovert in the room (and frequently the Only one in the room) so i feel like ive learned to use my powers for good (and to hopefully come across less intimidating) <333 this reminded me to track down this silly little personality quiz me and a bunch of online friends did like a year ago. here’re my scores:
the next highest extrovert was 65th percentile. and everyone else was under 50 😭
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for fic never have i ever: self insert / reader insert fic?
(fic never have i ever ask meme)
I have not! Unless you count daydreams, but I've never written any of those down, so I don't. If I ever did, though, it would probably be a self-insert about getting cooking advice and recipes from Taako, because that is something that I long for on an almost daily basis. And I could make him a really fucking good blueberry pie in return, even if my talents are kind of limited otherwise!
Oh wait I could also introduce him to weird Midwestern dessert "salads". Strawberry pretzel jello, for example. I think he'd have Opinions about that, and I'd really want to hear them.
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Midwest unicorn
Image ID: An ms paint illustration of a white unicorn leaning down and using it's horn to cut a potato into slices on a countertop. It is pure white, with a single pink bow holding a braid away from it's face. It is standing in a kitchen with a frdige, window, and wall decorations including a "Live Laugh Love" near the ceiling, a calendar with a real image of a cardinal on it, a Cleveland Cavalier's logo in the top right corner, and a spider plant on the windowsill.
The top of the fridge has a rolling pin and two cereal boxes labelled "Special (uni)K(orn food) TM" and "sweeteos or some other shit". The fridge has a whiteboard with a short grocery list ("Eggs", "Horse") and reminders including "Village Discount on Sat with Liz in CH Falls" and "Dad's Bday at Red Lobster" in cursive. End ID.
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