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hwatify · 2 years

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ATEEZ MEME BIOS -> pt/br

eight makes one team até o seonghwa chegar aqui em casa pra gente dançar twice

boatos de que o hongjoong que fez o design da bandeira lgbt

status: pescando com o yunho

yeosang me ensina a dançar ponytail?

@_san comentou na sua imagem: "@*seu user* cADE MEU SHIBER??"

ficha criminal limpa até alguém falar mal do meu gigi 😡

ta bom wooyoung eu vou no show do bts com vc 🙄✋

tô com fome... quebra uma maçã pra mim, jongho?? 😁

si deus odiasse os gays o ateez n estaria no topo 🙇🏻‍♀️

chá, fofoca i ateez

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mvteez · 10 months

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ateez memes bios pt/br 🏴‍☠️

eu i seonghwa montando lego

advogada do yeosang, em que posso ajudar? 🙋‍♀️

hongjoong nois samo feitos um pro outro

eu i wooyoung dançando ao som do manoel gomes

mingi i eu duas cadelas no cio

seonghwa te vejo como figura materna

nos lesbicas q samo fa de oito homens cantando slow it down make it bouncy

ateez no brasil comendo pastel com caldo d cana

o mingi pode ta comendo outra sim mas ele eh meu marido !

fala mal do yunho pra voce ve se eu nao como sua mae seu pai e toda sua familia 🫵🫵

pelo ateez eu atravesso o polo norte d shortinho

choi san todos ti amam mas eu ti amo mais

lave sua boca com inseticida antes de falar do ateez

jongho eh vdd q vc eh o manoel gomes da coreia?

yunho mi ensina a ti amar menos

eu i yeosang no barzinho ouvindo eduardo costa

bissexual: amo mulheres i ateez

wooyoung mi deixa em paz eu nao vo usar seu codigo do kwai !

eu i os woosan ((familia tradicional brasileira

cansei de ser fa do ateez na proxima vida quero ser esposa deles

hongjoong te vejo como figura paterna

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koozudo · 1 year

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KPOP MEME BIOS!

pt . 2

eu i o wooyoung ouvindo black swan

sim eu sou bissexual! amo mulheres e kim sunoo

amo marombas (changbin

nao han eu nao tenho namorado

eu i o keeho chutando varios akgaes na rua

n-niki com camissa do neymar!??!!! ★★★★ niki com cAmisa do nEYMARU! ≧﹏≦ riki com a camisa do neymaru jr!!!!! ★★★★★

twitter is terrible san but i'll do it for you

eu, sunghoon e gaeul (( família tradicional brasileira

lee minho artista e vc nadinha

kkkkkkk se eu prefiro voce ou o SEONGHWA??? kkkkkkkkkkkk ((obv que o seonghwa

eu afundaria navios negaria a pensão dos meus futuros filhos tomaria banho com chinelo assustaria recém-nascidos por vc hongjoong

dançando com o niki, não pertubar

a senha do yunho eh minha inicial

doyoung vc eh maconha? pq me deixou viciado(a) em voce

sunoo oq vc acha dagente namorar tipo namorar sabe eu e vc

"@changbin reagiu com " 👍" a "eh vdd q vc toma whey de cafe da manha?"

lino filho do lula vcs filhos da puta

se for usar, de reblog ou like !

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nutsite · 2 years

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BTS & ATEEZ PACKS

• please do NOT repost

• like or reblog if u save

#bts #ateez #packs #bangteez #kpop #layout #pics #bangtan #wallpaper #messy headers #icons #taehyung #jungkook #san #wooyoung #yunho #locs #meme bios #boygroup #bts icons #ateez icons

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eoieopda · 6 months

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[ateez as tinder dudes]

this is a joke, but i’m also convinced that i’m correct, so… there’s that. also, don’t look at me, incorporating a fourth (FOURTH!!!) group on my blog. i don’t want to talk about it 🫣

hongjoong

he’s treating this like a portfolio. he’s got the max number of pics uploaded, and they’re all editorial, like he’s expecting to be scouted. is he repping a brand? is he just flexing that he’s got better style than you ever will? he knows this is tinder, right? no.

absolutely no bio, whatsoever. his age isn’t even listed, somehow. you know nothing about him except that he owns more than one cowboy hat, and honestly? that’s all you need to know.

you’re actually 98.4% sure that he’s a catfish — who just looks like that? — but that’s not going to stop you from swiping right to see if he did, too.

he did not.

seonghwa

he’s intentionally using pics of him with his mother, with kids, with small animals, etc. because he’s calculating. couldn’t be more of a targeted attack if the profile was computer-generated. frankly, you can’t say if it was or wasn’t. suspiciously perfect.

that’s where the tinder prowess stops. he doesn’t know how the swiping feature works so he’s swiped right on everyone. oops.

his bio has subsections — plural — with endearingly dorky interests laid out in full. he’s well-rounded and objectively attractive to literally all people. man is everybody’s type, esp. yours.

tragically, he has never once responded to a message, and he never will.

yunho

he must’ve made this as a joke, right? every picture of him is hilariously unflattering or a recreation of a meme or some childhood photo, except the last one — which is a meme. it’s something obscure that appeals to the sense of humor of exactly .01% of the population. you can tell by looking at him that he is chronically online and had unrestricted internet access as a kid.

his bio is also absurd. this dude has something like “my first words were, ‘this human form is limiting’”, and it’s extremely polarizing. on purpose. puts his whole personality right there, right from the get-go because it will ward the wrong people off and flag down the exact niche he’s targeting.

i feel like he’s either a lukewarm conversationalist that makes you wonder how the rest of his profile was so funny, or the first conversation is an incredible, god-tier bit — and then, when the bit runs its course, you realize that he deleted his profile, never to be seen again.

rip

yeosang

all of his pictures paint an image of someone hard and edgy, and you’ve got it all wrong. you’ve been fully bamboozled, bestie. that is a whole ass fairy princess.

always messages first and/or responds immediately, revealing that he’s the most “uwu” person of all time. seriously, what the fuck? people unironically use “hehehe”? in this day and age? ^_^

unexpected gem. the person he actually is isn’t someone you would normally shoot your shot with, but you’re not mad about it.

one of the rare few on the app who would rather die than find a hookup (the idea makes him itchy, okay?) but he will actually seek and find a future spouse, just watch.

san

most of his photos are of him and his friend (it’s wooyoung. of course it’s wooyoung), and the subtext is so confusing that you can’t tell if they’re looking for a third or are just guys being buds ??? what is happening, and why are you so into it?

the photos that don’t include his friend (boyfriend? seriously, what is going on there?) are all action shots because he needs you to know that he is athletic and built. you do not need to wonder what he looks like naked because he’s not wearing a shirt in any of them.

he’s got the stock photo equivalent of a bio. most uninteresting thing you’ve ever seen, so you do not hit him up.

you should have :( you would’ve loved him.

mingi

i regret to inform you that this man has the most cringeworthy online presence of all time. god, he’s so fuckboi-coded!! and you hate him for it, but you hate yourself even more for being into because you sure are, diva!!!

i feel like the song on his profile is extremely questionable, either because it’s some bizarre, ambient instrumental; by someone that’s been justifiably cancelled and you don’t know whether or not he knows that; or worse, it’s his own.

all of his pictures are group pictures. you cannot tell for the life of you which one of them he is, requiring you to go to the instagram he’s referenced in his bio — which is exactly the point. the instagram links to his soundcloud because it can get worse.

if you actually bite the bullet and respond to his shitty pick-up line, he’s the bbygirl to end all bbygirls. absolute heart of gold. you almost want to smack him for being so bad at marketing himself.

get him a PR person to straighten his shit out; mingi is fired.

wooyoung

this motherfucker has deleted and remade his profile 8,000 times because he needs to “reset his matches” aka has spent every waking moment swiping.

he probably pays for tinder so he can swipe in other locations — not because he’s looking for anyone, but because he wants people to look at him.

you have to wonder who took the photos because they’re sure as shit not selfies but they’re all vaguely chic thirst traps (it was san. of course it was san.)

when it comes to messages, he either communicates exclusively with emojis or gifs, or he only responds to compliments. small talk? NOPE. tell him he’s pretty or get out :’)

if you do wind up linking (because the whole conversation thing is a lost cause), he’s insane. you’ll spend one night with him, never see him again, and you will remember him on your deathbed.

was he a ghost or a fever dream? you’ll never know.

jongho

he’s only here because his friends made him, and he will make that crystal clear. nothing else will be, though. he’s either got an extremely dry sense of humor + is deeply ironic, or he’s genuinely that odd.

all of his photos are identical selfies (expression, location, angle, etc.) and the only difference is the shirt he’s wearing. is…. is that on purpose? is he being funny, or is he seriously that much of a cartoon character? WHO KNOWS.

tbh, he’s the dude that makes a profile, finds an IRL partner immediately, and totally forgets he has a profile because he deleted the app ages ago. this is tragic; he would’ve been just your type.

message him all you want, bestie. it won’t work.

#ateez #ateez headcanons #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #atz

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misswoozi · 8 months

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misswoozi blog guidelines ✨

welcome to the blog! here are some rules! please please please give them a quick read before you send me an ask or make a request!

I write for Seventeen, ATEEZ, NCT (not Chenle or Jisung but I do write for Lucas, Sungchan and Shotaro), TXT (not Taehyun or Huening Kai), EXO (OT8), DAY6 (OT4), Monsta X, SHINee, BTOB, Twice, SNSD (OT8), EXID, GFriend, Mamamoo, 2NE1, ITZY (not Yuna) and Red Velvet (not Wendy)

IF I DON'T WRITE FOR A SPECIFIC IDOL, it is either because l they're too young for me to comfortably write about OR I just simply don't like them and don't care to talk about them. That's it. I'm no longer answering why or why not in individual asks.

I BLOCK BLANK ACCOUNTS. If you have no profile picture, no blog title, no bio, no posts, no visible likes, no visible following, etc., I will assume you're a spam account.

Though I'll occasionally answer simple asks about them or include a random member in an answer to a list ask, I no longer write for BTS or Blackpink. (more on that here!)

I DO NOT WRITE orgies, random/public nudity, watersports, breastfeeding, anything involving feet, age play, A/B/O, anything violent or any first time or 'virgin' discourse of any kind. I ALSO DO NOT WRITE IDOL/READER or anything involving 'Y/N'

I tag all of my non-K-Pop posts #NKP so please feel free to blacklist the tag if you don't want to see them!

I don't read fan fiction/AUs so I can't recommend any. Sorry about that!

Please be polite when making a request/sending an ask!

quick navigation:

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guardians-of-exo · 1 year

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(Meme originally from Xiuminscheeks here)

I thought my bio was looking too messy, so I'm trying this instead - all my important links to sideblogs etc. will be found here:

@kdramacrybaby is my kdrama sideblog - I do some light commentary as I watch through dramas, and then I review them afterward (I do reblog regular kdrama stuff too)

@monkihyun my regular multifandom sideblog for anything kpop that is not EXO (mostly Ateez and Monsta X tbh)

@candescentkpop my newest sideblog where I do my whole kpop-music-video-screenshots-thing, so if that's something you'd be into go check it out (and that is actually multifandom, I do whatever mv I want / is requested to do)

I have a masterlist for all my creative stuff here - both writings, moodboards and whatever else I've tried over the years

And finally, a link to my "mood boost" tag, in case you need a reason to smile today 🤍

#masterlist

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baekhvuns · 1 year

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Ofc I waited until Arsenal took over again 🤭 yeah can't deny their shit statistics tho, but somehow they're at the top so 🤷🏼‍♀️ Anyways, Madrid defeated Liverpool AND I SMILE, yes I know I've just said I liked Liverpool but oh wellqwjhswhwhjwjw. They're still higher than Chelsea... I came back from the club around 6am and decided to watch the Madrid vs Liverpool match 😅😭 anyways we're really gonna be screwed once Benzema retires... hopefully some new faces will be motivated to shine then. RM likes CL more and tbh same (why doesn't it sound like I'm talking about kpop here 😭 )

Serial concert goers and fansites don't care, they've seen the same thing 100 times so posting videos is their priority 🔫 they said "fuck Pitbull I'm mister worldwide now" there's this one Shitstar who has LA and Seoul in their bio, so why are you at every European stop as well? 🤡

I just feel bad for the employees at SM, also artists potentially. Free Shinee, SNSD and EXO <3 I find it really funny that the video SM released insists that resisting against the takeover is also for the good of fans and employees, as if they aren't just greedy businessmen trying to appeal to shareholders at the end of the day. Ofc I'd rather Hybe not take over, but the video just makes me laugh with its oversimplifications and misinformation (the ticketing part). However the ratio on this tweet people aren't having it!

The letter is laughable though, at least SM's artists come to European festivals, Hybe only sent Enhypen once. And not them acting like they're doing this for charity and kpop's sake, fuck them seriously.

This drama reminds me of beauty youtubers making exposing videos. This looks more real and probable than the SM and Hybe beef. Stop the memes lmaooo

Ha I see you with that Tamino song in your carrd 🥰 hey at least Kang Daniel is coming to Vancouver

Justice for Pon de Replay! Yes, I'm your friendly neighbourhood boomer, just like Seonghwa ❤ Crazy in Love definitely tops, I like some old Bey. I do have to say I haaaate Single Ladies, every time it plays at the club I 🔫 I do like Hello! I got into it after hearing a cover on The Young Pope.

Okay Brussels isn't that big and like I said, I kept bumping into so many people in London and same here in Seoul, but..... at least don't brag about it??? My friends saw Jooheon in London VERY RANDOM and others saw Huta and Pentagon at the airport. They were coming back from Paris. Also apparently Frenchies can't stop being stalking weirdos 🔫

My blood is just tteokbokki sauce at this point <3

I think Seongwoo and Woojin were there too, but definitely Jihoon, Daehwi and Jinyoung.

I think a lot of Brits disliked YOU as well, cause it only showed posh awful people. I watched Love Wedding Repeat for the cast, but the movie was surprisingly not that bad!

Mbappe just needs to be not like the other girls lol. I like suits on women and I enjoy wearing suits myself, on men... it depends, boring suits don't interest me. Unless it's Park Seonghwa

I wish I was rich lol, maybe back in the day, but shit happened, not to mention I've barely saved for this trip 💔 if I had enough time and money I'd go see Ateez, but alas

Ahhhh I forgot about that lift scene in model, I really should read it again, shouldn't I....

Seonghwa........ (flashbacks to my fan calls)

Atunas lying and being weird per usual

Okay but I really couldn't believe it was Hwa. Why is he in shorts 😭 I know London isn't that cold, but wtf. Anyways, he's lucky I'm not there otherwise I'd chomp on his legs 😋 one of my friends commented "he has really nice calves" and now I can't stop looking at them

This is so cute, but I'm sorry I laughed. My turn to hug and kiss Hwa when

Vampire instincts kicking in

Hey who's cutting onions 🤧 I'm thinking of going to see DJ Minho actually

DID YOU SEE THE PHOTO OF SHINEE KEY SENT ON BUBBLE 😭❤❤❤❤❤

And EXO RISE! - DV 💖

hello!!

waiting for them to boot down on a surprising twist, man city and man utd are rIGHT behind,, LMFAOOOO I SAW IT SND THE WAY THEY SCORED 2 FIRST AND THEN IT JUST WENT DOWN HILL vini’s liverpool’s new owner,, HOW WAS THE CLUB !! yeah when benz leaves maybe something would 📉📉 but rm’s brazillian’s will always make it! YEAAAHHH they def like CL more and when they come back to la liga, they get a 55 yo man named busquets greets them <3 busi cOOKS,, NO LITERALLY FHJWHDJS RM LIKES CL IN FOOTBALL AND KPOP TERMS

and ramos national retirement? bro didn’t retire he WAS DROPPED THE DISRESPECT IS CRAZY HERE and 😭😭😭 what magic does he have 😭😭

the way idk what goes inside their brain to see people so many times without getting bored, to sTAND in concerts repeatedly for 2-3 hours a day and them go home to edit photos and post them and by the time ur about to sleep it’s already the next day 😭😭 exhausting tbh but the work ethic is top tier,, MR WORLDWIDE FBWNDHSKBFNF UR RIGHT,, americans should stay at american concerts bc why are u in a whole other continent when u just saw a concert ayo 😭😭 money 📉📉

yeahhh the constant videos they’re putting out and the open letters saying everyone is against them just concludes lee soo man is a lefty fuck and asked hybe to save his ass,, LMFAOOOO RIGHT THEYRE DOING IT THE BEAUTY COMMUNITY ON YOUTUBE KIND OF WAY, THE MEMES IN THIS TIME PPL ARE SO FUNNY FBMWBFKWHDKS PPL’s CAREERS ARE IN A JEOPARDY AND THERES FANS MAKIMG MEMES OF THEM 😭😭 thw ratio is full well deserved, not hybe acting like their the pioneers of kpop when they follow every trend or concept years later from the very company they acquired shares in 🤨 tbh i think hybe needs sm more then sm needs them,, if u think about it, sm focuses heavily on asia and even euro and latam at times which hybe doesn’t have a strong suit in AND THW WAY PPL ARE SAYING THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN INVASION ALL OVER AGAIN FBWNDHWKDJWK

yeah! at least sm holds their family concerts there at times! sends their groups to festivals and even have their soloists go there + have their artists do fashion weeks there so hybe 🤨 the saviour complex in hybe is showing and their company stan’s are riding w it <3 bc i remember that “retro” trend they started when sm did it two years back 🤨

This drama reminds me of beauty youtubers making exposing videos. This looks more real and probable than the SM and Hybe beef. Stop the memes lmaooo /// Ha I see you with that Tamino song in your carrd 🥰 hey at least Kang Daniel is coming to Vancouver

NO SERIOUSLY FBWKDHWKJCCJ THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE RECEIPTS AND THE EMAILS!!! DROP THEN WHILE UR AT IT!!! the memes are the best part 😭😭😭 tamino has actually taken over me <3 epik high is too! was planning to go unfortunately my finals are on the day of their concert <//3 i am patiently waiting for baekhyun’s wc atp

why. we’re never getting anything! LMFAOOOO u guys should start a boomer squad right away, next fan call it’s ur time to pitch the idea,,, CRAZY IN LOVE IS >>>>> older beyonce def! single ladies anon im about to perform the entire choreography to it aNYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE her recent album the song alien superstar was very model hwa vibes actually!

i think it’s nice when ppl meet celebrities but it’s the constant brag and reminder that they did meet them repeatedly is a pet peeve,, JOOHEON?? HUTA??? WHAT IS HE DOING THERE AYO 😭😭😭 the more i learn about the french the more i don’t wanna go thwre fbenjckchc tteokbokki sauce and the rice wine in ur blood, WATER! HYDRATE 😭😭😭

I think Seongwoo and Woojin were there too, but definitely Jihoon, Daehwi and Jinyoung. /// I think a lot of Brits disliked YOU as well, cause it only showed posh awful people. I watched Love Wedding Repeat for the cast, but the movie was surprisingly not that bad!

OOOOOOO wanna one reunion in a cafe??? no more evil editing 🤲🏻 what is this dislike for posh ppl in brits, all the interviews w brit celebrities they’re all hating on the posh accent 😭😭 IT WAS GOOD WASNT IT! was laughing and giggling every two mins, a cute romcom! romcom’s like these should return 😭😭

Mbappe just needs to be not like the other girls lol. I like suits on women and I enjoy wearing suits myself, on men... it depends, boring suits don't interest me. Unless it's Park Seonghwa

need him to go thru a lil humbling session <3 maybe the mourinho being their manager would help that, watch him praise mbappe at first and then later call him out 😭😭 wouldn’t hurt to be humble,, i saw the whole vlog of the magic guy and it’s just straight funsies w ramos losing his mind messi’s impressed and speaks a letter of english language and mbappe is just 😭😭

see men in suits in which the style actually looks good on them? absolutely, unfortunately it’s always the models who look good in them 😭😭 YES SEONGHWA IS AN EXCEPTION TO EVERYTHING

I wish I was rich lol, maybe back in the day, but shit happened, not to mention I've barely saved for this trip 💔 if I had enough time and money I'd go see Ateez, but alas /// Ahhhh I forgot about that lift scene in model, I really should read it again, shouldn't I....

inflation happened 🥰🥰 manifesting u winning a lottery <3 recently been having dreams about it and would rec u to dream about a lottery ticket after 4am in the morning bc it somehow comes true? the lift scene lifts me up tbh,, YOU SHOULD!! YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE!

Seonghwa........ (flashbacks to my fan calls) /// Atunas lying and being weird per usual // Okay but I really couldn't believe it was Hwa. Why is he in shorts 😭 I know London isn't that cold, but wtf. Anyways, he's lucky I'm not there otherwise I'd chomp on his legs 😋 one of my friends commented "he has really nice calves" and now I can't stop looking at them

that all black outfit…👁👁👄👁👁 atiny’s on their way to becoming the new armies atp bc what the hell 😭😭 these “mistranslations” ppl make just to sexualize his words could literally damage his career 😭😭 WHY ARE THEY BAREFOOT AND IN SHORTS IN LONDON??? WASNT IT LIKE RAINING AND POURING AND COLD 😭😭😭 anon vampire era is really coming to life,,, tvd but starring u as damon <3

This is so cute, but I'm sorry I laughed. My turn to hug and kiss Hwa when /// Vampire instincts kicking in /// Hey who's cutting onions 🤧 I'm thinking of going to see DJ Minho actually /// DID YOU SEE THE PHOTO OF SHINEE KEY SENT ON BUBBLE 😭❤❤❤❤❤ /// And EXO RISE! - DV 💖

THAT AND YUNHO HICCUPING IN HIS SLEEP??? HOW THE HELL 😭😭😭 why would u expose me to that video. AAAAAA ARE YOU??? LESSGOOOOOO

I DID FORTUNATELY BEFORE IT GOT TAKEN DOWN 😭😭😭 JUST A FEW MORE DAYS TILL HE COMES BACK 😭😭 baekhyun world tour… anon do u want to buy my kidney….i am speechless, the amount of activity given is so…unreal SMTOWN EMPLOYEES ARE BOOKED! AND BUSY! THIS YEAR! FINALLY!

and kai? he is allergic to not serving iracus core <3 with the belly dancing belt, jongin my habibi shake it

… he just keeps getting better

this fencing guy? he seems like the perfect guy to be in a sports rivals au don’t think 🤨

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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bkredfox · 2 years

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MEME BIOS PARA EXOLS E ATINYS:

• hongjoong i eu assistindo alice in borderland

• dizem q se vc falar seonghwa três vezes em frente ao espelho eu apareço p perguntar o q vc quer com o meu homem

• só mi siga se admitir q o yunho eh só meu

• yeosang reagiu com 👍 a "eh vdd q vc eh da (seu nome)

• minha família quer me internar só pq falei q sou casada com o san há 3 anos? n entendi

• smt (song mingi te amo)

• si liga hein wooyoung

• treinando minhas fotos de presidiária p qdo falarem do jongho

• status: fazendo brigadeiro p minseok

• yixing confirmou no weibo q ele eh só meu

• junmyeon i eu passeando em dubai

• servindo a coca cola do baekhyun

• não tenho metas profissionais apenas falo do jongdae o dia inteiro

• esposa, advogada e cadela do chanyeol

• n perturbe, no momento estou chorando pelo kyungsoo

• jongin vc teria de coragi d namorar essa feia q t ama mais q tudo no mundo? hein vc teria coragi?

• imagina ter ciúme de idolkkkkkkkkkkkko q vc quer com o sehun vagabunda?

• sofrendo pelo exo 24/7

• ateez isso ateez aquilo

• ta estudando filha? to sim pai ((exo on crack #5 on pc

• ateez por vcs eu bebo até água com gás

• claro q eu to triste, feliz eu taria se o exo postasse foto ot9

• cansei de ser fã do ateez na próxima vida qro ser esposa deles

• vc ama o exo mais q eu? kkkkkkkkkkblock

• q sexo o q? se veste aí e vamos assistir ateez fever road

• trabalhar p deixar o exo ainda mais rico

• ateez i eu assistindo pirata & capitano

#exo #ateez #twitter bios #twitter locs #twitter meme bios #meme bios #exo bios #ateez bios

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redwayv · 3 years

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random br meme bios

jennie, qual bio eu coloco na nossa conta de casal no insta?

reza a lenda que se vc virar seokjin utted eu apareço embaixo da sua cama

eu e sunoo fazendo bolinhos e brigadeiro

de (seu @ ou nome) para rose: te dei o sol te dei o mar pra ganhar seu coração vc eh raio de saudade meteoro da paixão

eric para de me mandar mensagem !! eu já falei que nao vou usar seu código do kwai

como vai o trabalho filha? vai bem mãe. (no pc: minho best moments)

fizemos uma pesquisa de que as pessoas acham do Johnny do nct e todos disseram "perfeição"

imagina chorar por coreanokkkk (( faz 6 dias q jeongyeon não posta selca como irei sobreviver

san para de miar porra. san: MIAAUUUUUUUU

#stray kids #skz #minho #eric #tbz #Blackpink #bp #the boyz #twice #ateez #atz #meme bios #kpop bio #br bio #kpop br #br meme #brazil #brasil #bts #bangtan boys #san #jeongyeon #sunoo #jennie #seokjin

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koozudo · 11 months

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ᅟᅟᅟᅟKPOP MEME BIOS!

ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ pt.3

status: devorando as bochechas do sunoo 🤤

chá de bct, maconha e ateez

THEO: a vagabunda que ta falando da minha sobrancelha sua PIRANHA DO CARALHO

mamacita (yeosang) fala vagabundo (eu) senta

tweetando comentários de ódio ate o beomgyu criar um instagram privado‼️

mark: virou hetero hoje! ☝

NÃO preciso de ajuda, apenas de Choi Soobin

haechan: hit the SLAY button!

ae dj, enche o copo e bota bouncy pra tocar no talo que esse domingo tá uma porra

o sua CADELA lembra que voce falo mal do soul?? pois eh sua mae ta aq comigo e queria te dar um recadinho

☝ nao superou yuta de camisa da seleção

bem merdinhas mas oii kk tava sem criatividade

se for usar, da fav ou reblog

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snutts · 3 years

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Kpop meme bios

sexo na lua de mel? nao, nao vamos ver moa diary

* som de bem-te-vi * EITA, assisti muito o mv da haseul e agora virei um pássaro, mlk

jeongyeon vc é o queijo da minha pizza

smt = san meu tudo

jungkook's voice: rrrrrrrrap monster

eu vou me amar hoje (e a hyejoo tb)

sextou com s de sem o changbin

sabadou han, vms fugir, hj eh dia de banho

dia bonito, clima ensolarado hj tem banho na caixa d'água com o taeyong

oi casad* dududu tang tang

vamos ouvir um nega noru curu boss hoje

o luhan agui do meu lado: assopra que nem flauta bixo

só o básico do chenle

jinsoul te mandou uma flor viu

#kpop #kpop meme bios #bts bios #txt bios #loona bios #twice bios #stray kids bios #ateez bios #exo bios #nct bios #messy bios #meme bios

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co-okies · 3 years

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memes bios 🗯️

indo buscar a aposentadoria da taeyeon

felix ganhando o miss bumbum 2021

eu e o ten pelados se pintando

mingi mandou avisar que é lula 2022

eu escovando a cabeleira do jungkook

made by me, not repost and like to use

#long locs #memes bios #kpop messy #textual bios #twitter layouts #messy locs #kpop layouts #twitter bios #nct bios #bts bios #snsd bios #ateez bios #stray kids bios

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