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#me seeing the dumb shit on this site#Godzilla#godzilla memes#gojira#toho kaiju#kaiju#funny memes#funny image#funny content#funny post#funny pics#funny shit#ha ha funny#funny stuff#funny#🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Speaking Of English In Japanese Media I was a little disappointed the Infinite Wealth trailer didn't have any characters speaking it </3 apparently there'll be stuff on having to navigate communication in America though it's fair enough that a number of major characters the gang has to interact with in Hawaii speak Japanese because It's Hawaii... but the English scripts and direction are always so goofy... I wanna see...
they're saving all the good english for the full game watch.... i know richardson gonna speak exclusively in english i know in my heart..
#snap chats#SPEAKING of speaking of english in japanese media i watched WMA3 <3 or tried to anyway <3#first I'll Be 1000% i didnt understand a single word <3 pardon the bit where yamato spoke english for a sec#i am dumb <3 BUT the visual gags and inferences still got me..#my poor man trying to jump over the security bar shit HELP lest i neglect the ridiculus chase scene ☠️☠️☠️#oh but also i could only get like. halfway through it before the site just told me to kms so. will have to try again in the future#IN ANY CASE cant wait to see what english'll be like in IW... sounds inch resting.......#anyhow. im gonna finally eat rice OUGH im starving
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You ever glance over at Ublock while you're on youtube, and see 824 and somehow literally growing like 3 at a time (probably trackers) just chilling on the front page... and you think... yeah... that's too many ads to be seeing in one day, Ublock stays on?
#we always talk about what would kill medieval peasants; but what about things that would send them on a rampage#I feel like if you showed some monk a news page with no adblock that he'd go crush someone to death with his bare hands#I'm just saying I think the human brain wasn't made to see that many ads#like to be clear I basically reblog ads... but the ads I reblog are 'look at pretty thing; you can also buy it from me'#no one cares when there's an etsy link in the bottom#but endless yammering and movement and dumb shit designed to try and grab your attention... no more I think#and these sites don't get that it's not between me browsing with ublock or browsing raw#it's between me browsing with ublock or not going to their site at all#I don't care for twitch personally; but I extra don't care for it cause sometimes they crack my adblock#and all that does is piss me off and makes me leave
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turns out i also hate tumblr with a new account
#if the site i'm using shows me dumb shit that makes me want to claw my brain out through my ears i'm probably not going to use it much#turns out living my own personal life in my own personal space at my own pace is far more rewarding than using tumblr. imagine that!#anyway i'm probably not going to use this account much at all. at least not until i actually do get my ducks in a row. see ya
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it's a nightmare being on this dumbass website right now honestly
between bi lesbian discourse (are we not already over that cmonnnn) and then people choose to focus on stupid online discourse instead of the real world racism that needs to be talked about???
idk if you're a bi lesbian pleaaaase fucking block me because I will be blocking you, but while we're at it if you think bi lesbians are the biggest issue that's come out if this also block me because you're a dumbass and I will be absolutely blocking you
#like god it is exhausting as a lesbian who is masc to see people either say oh a bi lesbian is attracted to masculinity#which is already dumb#but then the more popular take a lesbian attracted to men??#and then its oh no just romantically#no!! you are not a lesbian if you are genuinely attracted to a man#and you can just be a lesbian attracted to masculine lesbians being attracted to butches does not mean#youre attracted to men#its exhausting and as mad as i am what makes this worse is people will lose their shit at dykes talking about this#and go youre all mean nasty dykes who want to beat up uwu poor catgirl bi lesbian instead of focus on the real issue of the no flight list#but you go to their blog and all theyre posting about is how mean dykes are lol#MEANWHILE EVERY LESBIAN IVE SEEN TALK ABOUT IT IS TALKING ABOUT THE FLIGHT LISTS AND THE BLATANT LESBOPHOBIA#goddddd#just say youre a peice of shit and gooo#anyways I will be blocking people and o actively encourage people to block me because i dont want to see you assholes around anymore#may even uninstall the app for a few days because this website doesn't have the soul to care about an issue oonger than a few days#truthfully didnt realize how pissed i am#at this site as a whole til writing this
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id love to be able to have more hope in my life like you guys think people are supposed to but thats pretty hard when theres people who want believe the worst thing about me no matter how true it even is
#maybe if you came up to me and admitted you believed dumb shit and were sorry that'd be one thing but like#yall dont care about victims lol#so why would you care about my mental wellbeing anyways#idk i wonder why the guy who sought refuge in progressive spaces since they pretend to care about rape victims might feel hopeless with#the 0 support hes getting#give me a reason theres good in the world or prove to me you're just as self absorbed as everyone else#and only care about shit if it directs you personally#if it directly effects you*#otherwise the worlds apparently your playground where you get to point at whoever and decide they're either 100% toxic or not#and its just this fun lil game of black and white for you rather than there being real people with lives invovled#i hate everyone on this site and the only reason a lot of yall are 'progressive' is for your own self interest#like you genuinely only care bc shit effects you. thats prolly why plenty of yall refuse to see trans men as oppressed#bc the shit we go through doesnt directly effect you and thats how you'd probably normally act if you weren't trans/non binary 🤷#aka a transphobe#prove me wrong or ill just keep going on about my life believing this bc quite frankly its the most true feeling thing ever#bc from my angle yall are some of the most selfish people.
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Starfall circa 2009: are you a Boy or a Girl?
Me age 5: can I just play the games please
#random post#haha <3 starfall taught me not a damn thing EXCEPT that music is good#and also button go clicky. the whole thing was too slow for me I was losing my mind at the dumb slowed speech#BUT we were there for like 49 minutes a day so like. I just explored shit#I was picking EVERY option possible just to see what the difference was#hell I kept going back and saying I was a girl and / or a boy because I just wanted to see#I was age 5 going thru the entire site cus I was bored#anyways yea <3 strange memory of mine
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Anyway, all gear 5 haters die or something, sorry u dont have whimsy and fun and silly goofiness in your hearts and that not everything has to be big anime men yelling at the top of their lungs about their typical shounen super move power up or whatever that totally proves theyre the strongest of the strong even from other animes, instead of silly goofy sound effects, wacky crazy animation and joyful laughter filled with so much freedom and liberation, sorry ur boring as fuck
#is this worded correctly idk idc#yes i made the mistake of looking for gear 5 at twt but tbf it i wasnt at all actively looking it was literally recommended on my tl qrt'ed#by someone who was actually praising it and saying how if this is how one piece actually was then theyll give it a shot and start it#i was gen so happy seeing that and made the mistake of checking what the comments and other qrts say#some were very nice and were defending it but a whole fucking lot was dumb negative shit and comparisons to db or naruto or whatever and-#that made me seethe#ugghg im never looking up one piece on any other site again this is literally the only place i trust#this is rhe only post ill ever be making about this just needed to vent this out real quick sorry#paimon!speaks!#discourse
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sry im being a major hater today my stomach hurts
#To be quite honest i block everybody who uses this site in a way i dont like. bc blocking isnt a malicious thang#and ik its dumb to generalize ppl based on if they have their likes/following oages public or whatever#but. ive never met a good person who had their likes/following pages visible...#+ id never be muts with somebody who had their likes public bc then id hve t see that based on yr likes shit or whatever. and that would#annoys me.
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learning how to use the activity center / notes was a mistake
#m#all it's doing is once a week giving me a 50/50 shot of seeing something so dumb that i get an anxiety attack#if youre reading this its not you trust me#and its not mutuals#i literally just softblocked someone for the first time in my life lol#the ten years that i just used this site to reblog shit and do nothing else were pretty swell#this past year of looking in the notes has me longing back to my ignorance
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Little Omega~
Summary: omega female reader goes into heat around the genshin women
VERY EXPLICIT LIKE EXTREMLY EXPLICIT MINORS DNI
Contains: girl c0ck, breeding, dubious maybe? Little degradation, lots of breeding actually,
Arlecchino, Beidou & Ningguang, Yae Miko & Ei, Jean & Lisa
Arlecchino
“Say it.” Her voice grew deep as her hips pounded into you from behind, your uniform shredded as your hips helplessly bucked into hers, her arms wrappex around you, keeping you in place. You never knew your boss had a.. cock but oh god you weren’t complaining now. You didn’t realize your heat would be today as it just suddenly sprung onto you with no warning. You hid from the children asking the other staff to cover for you. You weren’t able to leave safely and you also couldn’t find appropriate hiding spot, in the end your scent ended up setting off Arlecchino’s rut and here you were. Now reduced to a mere toy.
“Breed me! Breed me!” You whined. “Fill my insides! Oh god! I wanna be full! Please! More!” Her lips were right to your making you shudder as she bit your earlobe.
“I’m going to mark you.” She said. You barely has time to process when she bit your scent glands making you spazz. You felt yourself climax on the spot. Hormones pumping through your veins. You were so overwhelmed you went numb for a second as blood dribbled from her bite, her teeth firmly sunk in as her hips continued to pump in, emptying her seed right at your cervix, filling your womb.
“Mmmf!” You moaned as you felt so docile. Your body felt so nice and warm, your cunt full and fucked. Your legs shuddered as you collapsed. “M-my my alpha~” you cooed sweetly. Arlecchino withdrew her teeth as she looked you in the eyes, your dumb and docile expression only fueling her more.
“My perfect little mate.” She kissed the bite mark left as you panted heavily. “We aren’t done.”
Yae Miko & Ei
A shrine maiden is usually not used as courtesan like this. Your cunt stretched around both the Puppet god and the kitsune’s cocks.
“PLEASE! OH! MY ARCHONS!” You whined. They showed no mercy. Yae, behind you, her hands massaging your tits the way a cow would be milked, and Ei who seemed just hyperfixated on watching your pussy convulse around her.
“You are most certainly pleasing your archons… oh I wish I could breed you my love but this body is only a puppet afterall.” Ei pouted.
“Well seeing how fertile this one is, I’ll have no problems knocking her up~” Yae purred right in your ear sending shivers down your spine. “Such a wonderful body, oh I do hope you know that now won’t be the only time you’ll be like this for us~”
“Pliant, docile… fertile..” Ei grumbled. “Oh and to think I deprived myself of this for a thousand years~”
“Please…please!” You wined before squirting suddenly. You convulsed as they stopped temporarily to admire the site.
“Such a wonderful view, I wish It could last for Eternity.” Ei purred.
“What was it you were begging for now little one?~” Yae asked
“D-don…don’t stop…” you whined.
“Truly a top quality slut.” Yae smirked.
“Don’t call her that, she’s clearly a virgin with how addicted she’s become.” Ei brushed your hair out of your face as your dazed eyes met hers. “Don’t worry dear, you will be satisfied.” And with that they resumed.
Beidou and Ningguang
“A excellent mouth you have there.” Ningguang had you bent over as you lapped at her cunt eagerly. While from behind Beidou pounded into you. He hands grabbing the sheets as she grumbled about something. “Such a prime little omega, a true jewel to add to my collection.” The beta purred.
“God… such a good cunt… fuck..” Beidou gasped.
“Its that good huh? It must be if it has you like that~” she teased. You felt squished as the two shared a brief kiss all the while you were struggling to breaths in-between the huge cock pounding into you and eating Ningguang out.
“Fuck… I’m going to… cum… shit!” Beidou barely gave a warning as your womb felt full quickly. Her hips stilled as she thrusted a few more times.
“Don’t worry, I know Captain Beidou is quite the overwhelming Alpha to take, especially considering your inexperience.” Ningguang pried you from her thighs as you panted, mindless and obedient, you looked at her as if she were a deity. And she did from this angle, her skin shined like diamonds. She moved you so you laid on your back, legs spread as you watched cum dribble out. You gawked at how hard Beidou was already. “Allow me to have a taste~” she said, her fingers prying your folds open so more would spill out. Meanwhile Beidou positioned herself behind her.
Jean and Lisa
“Oh… oh sweet Barbados…” you mumbled nonsense as Lisa rubbed something around your cunt making it losen slightly. While Jean was bitting marks and rutting against your behind, you were sat in her lap, in her office. You could faintly hear Kaeya redirecting anyone coming by as you tried to hold back any sounds. “Please please just put it inside.” You whispered. Lisa chuckled.
“You two are too impatient now. Hmm I suppose if you really want it~” she teased you with the sight of her bare cock as she lifted the front of her dress to show it. You eagerly took it in your mouth as she guided it so, Jean’s rubbed right between your folds. You could tell she was far gone from her frantic humping.
“Jean dear.. she wants it inside~” Lisa chuckled.
“Fuck… I can’t contain myself, I’ll end up knocking them up~” she whined. Your mind lit up as your hips grind against her cock, your moans muffled as you tried to encourage her. To your relief she finally complied.
“I wonder which one of us will end up inseminating your womb?” Lisa whispered.
#genshin imagines#genshin x y/n#genshin impact#jean gunnhildr x reader#lisa x reader#ningguang x reader#beidou x reader#yae miko x reader#ei x reader#arlecchino x reader#abo#omega reader#nsfvv#wlw#fem reader
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ooook so tumblr is now trying to be twitter trying to be instagram trying to be tiktok
Idk I guess I’m used to this now, never feeling comfortable on a site because at any second they’ll upturn it to chase some imagined ideal of profitability but I thought y’all at tumblr were finally starting to get it
Anyway the thing that irritates me is that the ~tumblr live~ button is replacing the fucking explore button on mobile and ain’t that some shit. Because I can’t like, FIND shit without that button, like I can’t navigate your stupid app because you replaced the only way— ok ok it’s ok. Deep breaths.
I found this button in Settings. It’s in Settings > General Settings > Dashboard Settings, and it bring the search function back.
… for 7 days 😑
Ok I’m in a stand-off with tumblr now. Let’s see if I can outlast this dumb feature idea!!!
#tumblr live#is fucking dumb#that’s a hill I’m willing to die on#we’re in a stand-off now tumblr#see you next tuesday b-words
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Dear Chronivac Support,
I am a nerd who doesn't get high grades, despite studying a lot my grades are not the best, and my roommate is a smart jock. He's muscular, handsome, well-groomed, and intelligent. I find this an affront to the balance of stereotypes. How can I adjust the Chronivac so that he slowly loses intelligence until he becomes a traditional dumb jock with grades much worse than mine?
We are in the Holy Week… And envy is a mortal sin. You're not seriously asking me to punish your roommate just because he's smarter, more handsome and more charismatic than you are? But we can do something about the fact that you look like a nerd but are more of an intellectual jock! We can equalize that!
When you wake up the next morning, it's somehow no longer your room. There are posters of ice hockey and football players on the walls. There are lots of dirty clothes, pizza boxes and beer cans on the floor. It smells a bit. But it could also be you. A deep breath from your armpit. Yep, you're not entirely innocent of the smell. You didn't shut down your computer last night. The porn site is still open. And you haven't wiped away the wank stains on the keyboard either. You're a bit disgusted with your own place right now. But only for a few moments. Hey, you're young, you're having fun, if the dirt bothers you, clean it up. And your cool flatmate doesn't mind. Even if he's a lot tidier himself.
No clean clothes in your wardrobe again. You could now ask your bruh if he has anything for you. But unfortunately, his clothes wouldn't fit you anyway. You are separated by a few kilograms of pure muscle mass. But if the lectures are boring again, you'll go to the gym and try to catch up with your muscles. And the next lectures will be boring. So you can actually go straight to university in the clothes you want to work out in afterwards.
As you stand in front of the mirror in your smelly, dirty tank top and old, washed-out sweatshorts, you think for a moment about how silly you look. The clothes are two sizes too big for you. And with your nerdy pot haircut, everything looks even worse. You grab one of your flatmate's caps. Much better! And off you go.
Shit, you chose business studies so you wouldn't have to do so much math. It's a hell of a lot of math. The exams are back today. C-. Shit, damn it! You've got so much… Well, to be honest, you haven't studied at all. Even though he's sitting three rows in front of you, you can see your roommate grinning. You can already imagine what kind of grade he got.
You took your bad mood out on the weights. Hehehe, three hours in lectures, four hours in the gym. Good ratio. If only your parents knew. They would certainly cut your monthly allowance. But who's going to tell them?
When you get home, your flatmate is snoring on the sofa. His exam is on the table. A-. Well, everyone has a bad day. His snoring is contagious. You just manage to make yourself a protein shake and down it. Then a proper protein fart. Yeah, that was a good one! And then you collapse onto the sofa.
You dream that you are a nerd. But not one of those who have a doctorate in physics after two semesters. One who is clumsy in sports and dumb in math. Someone with just two single hairs on their chest. One with a fluffy, fuzzy beard. And one with no muscles at all. Crazy dream! Although, the part about being dumb at math… That's true!
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i CANT stop thinking about the idea of a schlatt x camgirl reader fic
Pose for the fans
nsfw
fem!reader x loser loner pathetic schlatt
reader is a cam girl whilst schlatt is her biggest donator and fan!!
you gasps, " oh my god! user jnschlt thank you for your donation! " you clasp your hand together, " 'hi baby, here's some 500, can you lift your skirt up and show us how pretty you are? ' " the tts reads out
you giggles softly, " am i really that pretty? " you twirl your hair with your fingers as you sit on your knees, slowly, teasingly pulling up your skirt to reveal a lacey pink panties
the live chat immediately went into shambles, spamming compliments whilst schlatt, chuckles, amused, his hands already on his pants, before typing on his keyboard, ' baby, how many more to get that dildo on your pretty pink pussy hm? ' he donates as you read it
" hm.. eager aren't we? " you tease your viewers before gently picking up the pink dildo, showing it off to the camera, " i think we're too fast to be in there " she giggles softly
as you spread your legs, moving your panties to the side to reveal, your already wet and hot pussy, " is this what you guys want? " you flaunt your pussy as the chat speeds up
" fuck.. " schlatt groans out, chuckling in amusement as he slowly palms himself, " dumb fucking whore " he moans out, sending another donation
' jnschlt sent 1000, put a show on us baby ' the tts reads out as you gasp, " jnschlt! oh my god you're really spoiling me "
" you want a show huh? then ill give you a show " your lips form into a cheeky smile, and with a teasingly slow pace, you take off your panties, your hands playing with your folds
meanwhile schlatt lifts up his shirt and lowers his pants, his eyes stuck to the screen as if he was hypnotized, you rub yourself, moaning in pleasure, " you enjoying the show? "
the chat spams yes, ranging from compliments, degrades, and slurs, " ah fuck " you throws your head back as you plays with your own buds, you hand slowly squeezing your breasts
schlatt groans out, impatient, but he continues to admire your body, his eyes eye fucking the girl on his monitor
he pushes his head back as he leans his back on his seat, for a loser who has nothing to do with his life schlatt found a new obsession on some random camgirl on a random site he saw
you continue to rub your clit as you bite your lip, " shit... ", spreading your legs more to show your wet juices on your pussy as schlatt fasten his pace, grabbing a nearby lube to lube up his dick
after playing with your pussy, you enter a finger as you moan out softly, as schlatt groans, ' jnschlt donated 5000, baby, i dont have the time for this, please ' you gasp
chuckling, thinking how pathetic he is before shrugging, " fineee, you're so impatient " you giggle softly, grabbing the dildo
teasing your hole by slapping the pink silicone on your already sensitive clit, as you moan out, pushing the tip slowly, just to tease her viewers too
" what a fucking whore jesus fucking christ " schlatt smiles, he fastens his pace as you gasp, finally entering the entire size in your pussy
" oh my god, fuck.. i forgot this is like.. 7 inches or something " you chuckle, as you continue to thrust in and out the dildo, replying back with a moan
" fuck.. exactly my size " schlatt mumbles, shifting on his seat as he continues to jerk himself off
" ngh fuck.. it feels so good " you moan out, as you maintain eye contact with the camera, " it feels so good daddies "
" feels really fucking good.. i feel so fucking- ah.. full " you continue, " fuck.. holy shit.. " schlatt moans back, fisting his dick with the palm of his hands
" what a fucking whore, fucking bitch.. fuck.. im gonna.. im gonna fucking shove my cock on your pussy when i see you.. " he mutters, as his adrenaline hits and yours too as you fasten your thrusts, moaning and whimpering
" ah ah ah oh my god " you moans out, rolling your eyes back in pleasure, braindead from all the pleasure and adrenaline your getting
" fuck... what a fucking slut.. fucking cum slut.. " schlatt groans out, as his precum leaks on his tip, grabbing more lube so he can lube himself up
" ah shit- i-im fucking cumming " you stammer, feeling a hot pool on your stomach as you bite your lip, " fuck.. im cumming too " schlatt mutters, acting as if he's talking to you
you continue to thrust in the silicone in your sensitive and sore pussy, fucking your brains out as schlatt's movements follow your thrusts
and after a few thrusts, you came, shaking in pleasure as you squirt out your juices while schlatt came too, his semen on his monitor, covering your panting figure
#chuckle sammy#chuckle sandwich#fluff#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x y/n#jschlatt x you#jschlatt x reader smut#schlatt x y/n#schlatt fanfic#schlatt x reader smut#schlatt x reader#schlatt#sleep deprived podcast#sleep deprived#jschlatt smut#jschlatt fanfic
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I can't even lie; I think a lot of the reason that TLOU fans specifically seem to be so angry about the strike and annoyed at having to hear about what's going on in Palestine is because they don't want to be reminded of the reasons why they should no longer buy anything in relation to the game. They don't want to be made to feel bad if they bought the remaster, or merch, or just bought the games in general even after finding out about Neil being a Zionist and sending money to Israel. It's sad, honestly.
anon. THIS! 100% percent. people are too full of themselves to want to feel responsible, to be held accountable. and it’s not like we’re saying to never play the game again, you know, never like it again? i don’t think people realize that it doesn’t even work like that. you can very well play the game (or watch someone else do it) or watch the show n’whatever, just make sure you’re getting it secondhand or pirating it, etc. what’s so hard about that? i hardly own a video game i didn’t buy secondhand, and i know i’m not the only one who’s watched a movie or show on some random ass site. it isn’t that difficult. and if you want to get merch? places like etsy have a million things you can buy, things even better than nd’s actual stuff (and, obviously, you’re not funding a zionist in the process).
like, it’s one thing when you’ve already purchased things before you knew. okay, well now you do, and here’s your chance to compensate for that, at least a little bit. but going out of your way to buy the remastered or saying you’re gonna keep watching the show & whatever (from hbo, i mean), when you know all of this? that shit’s just fucked. neil druckmann does not need you to dick ride him for being an actual pos. like, what?
i can’t even get what’s so hard about remaining aware of the media you consume, especially in our world. it’s not even just the last of us you need to do this for: it’s any show or movie you watch, any game you play, any book you read. you can’t just not do that considering the world we live in today. i believe that’s incredibly ignorant, and to be less scholarly, dumb. i never believed i’d see the day where a genocide wouldn’t be enough to make someone’s heart break. to make someone fucking cry. to make someone not want to speak out about it, to do their part to get it to end. god, i can’t believe it.
but on a bit of a better note, it makes my heart swell to see people on here, especially most of my mutuals, using their voices and followings to spread awareness about this. can’t even explain how much i love you, how much you deserve the world. or to people like this anon, who aren’t attacking me or anyone else for doing the right thing, & speaking actual common sense ♡
sorry this was such a long response, but you really spoke to me on this one, anon !!! keep spreading awareness about these people suffering before our eyes, backlash & ridicule or not. FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE.
#kitlyn’s anons ♡#abby anderson#abby anderson x reader#ellie williams#ellie williams x reader#the last of us#tlou#tlou2#abby anderson fic#ellie williams fic#free palestine#palestine#free gaza#gaza
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We absolutely do have the same kinks I will consume anything you put out involving breeding?? Raw?? Dirty talk?? I'm playing bingo and you're out here hitting EVERY SINGLE ONE. I appreciate all the content even the fluff! Take all the time you need, I'll be busy lurking on your page while I'm at work don't mind me <3
I went a little wild in Shane’s tbh because I love him but like enjoy!!
The bachelors and breeding kinks
Content warning: afab reader implied and afab parts used, smut, lotta cum talk, little bit of bondage in Shane’s MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT
Harvey:
Definitely has a bit of a breeding kink
Loves to cum inside you and will use a plug to keep his cum inside you if you’ll let him
Like one of those remote control vibrators
He has you on your back on the bed while he fucks you
Cock slamming into your sensitive cunt at a quick pace
“Doing so good for me love, just a little longer yeah?”
Can’t stop imagining what it would be like to get you knocked up with his kids
Wants to have your tits heavy with milk while he fucks you so he can suckle them
That being said best believe he’s sucking on a nipple while he fucks you, hand toying with your clit, the other supporting his weight on the bed while his tongue swirls around your nipple
“Gonna fill you up, be good and take it”
Gasps when he cums inside you, stays there for a few moments to catch his breath before very quickly replacing his softening cock with a remote control vibrator
“Can’t have any of that slipping out now, can we?”
Sebastian:
Fantasizes about cumming inside you, always hated pulling out because your cunt is so warm and wet and inviting
Thinks it’s a waste of his cum to blow his load on your stomach, not that he doesn’t love the site of you being marked with his seed
Your on your knees on his computer chair bouncing on his cock while he plays video games
“Shit baby, just like that. Don’t fucking stop”
Meets your bouncing with sharp thrusts up into your cunt, loves the moans you let out
Sets his controller down, threads his fingers in your hair and pulls you into the deepest kiss while you grind on him
Hand wrapped around your throat, gentle enough to still breath but hard enough for that lightheaded rush
Cums in your warm cunt with a whine, doesn’t let you get up
Makes you cock warm him while his cum threatens to spill out of your cunt
You take a nap stuffed full of him in his gaming chair
Alex:
King of stamina, can go multiple rounds in one session
Loves to stuff you full of multiple loads, wants to see how much of his cum your cunt can take
Holding you up against the wall, hands under your ass supporting you while your legs are wrapped around his waist, arms around his neck
Slamming his hips up into your cunt at just the right angle to drive you insane
“That’s it baby, take my cock, gonna stuff you full of my cum yeah? Think you can handle the third load of the night?”
Your brain is overstimulated mush so all you can manage is a high pitched whine and nodding
Loves seeing you like this, all dumb on his cock
“Fuck baby feels so good”
Cums inside you with a loud groan, face buried in your neck while he mouths at the skin there
His cum is slowly dripping out of your cunt and down your thighs
Elliott:
Loves how sensual of an act it is, letting him cum inside you, to claim you in such a way that may create life
Absolutely over the top romantic and lovely
Feather light touches and whispered praises while he works you up
“Doing so well for me my love, that’s it, cum on my fingers. Let me feel you”
Slow deep thrusts when his cock is inside you, passionately making out while his hips drive into yours at an agonizingly slow pace
Leaving soft open mouth kisses down your neck and chest while pulling you down to meet his slow thrusts
“You feel amazing darling, so good for me”
Cums with a groan of your name, hips pressed deep into your center
Cuddles up with you as you cock warm him, will fall asleep in this position, loves the intimacy of the act
Shane:
This man has the biggest breeding kink out of all of them
More then ready and willing to oblige at any point in time
Absolutely will bend you over the kitchen table, hands flipping the bottom of your dress up, running along your thighs and ass, letting the lacy underwear your wearing scrunch in his hand while he gropes you
Pulls both of your hands behind your back and secures them there with his belt wrapped around your wrists and arms
Fingers gently ghosting along the growing damp spot on your panties, rubbing circles where your clit is before he’s shoving them to the side and jamming three fingers deep inside your cunt to stretch you out for his cock
“Fuck baby gonna make sure your nice and ready to take this cock yeah? Gonna stuff your slutty little cunt till your dripping”
When he feels like your adequately prepped he shoved his whole cock in, in one harsh thrust. Bottoming out inside you with a low grunt
“Fuck yeah, take it, fucking take it”
Harsh thrusts while one hands reaching to rub your clit, the other reaching forward to grope your chest and pinch your nipples
When he cums inside you he slams his hips into your as hard as he can getting as deep as possible, one hand in your hair pulling you up a bit so he can groan in your ear
“Fuck that’s such a good girl for me, taking it so fucking good”
Pulls your panties back over your weeping cunt and tells you to spend the rest of the day feeling his cum soak into your panties
Sam:
You’ve been edging him for the past hour and a half now, his cock is so sensitive inside your gummy walls
Your bouncing on his cock, he’s a subby mess beneath you while he whines out
“W-wanna cum inside, please let me, fuck please lemme cum inside baby”
You pretend to give it some thought while speeding up, his hands are all over your body groping your tits, your ass, rubbing your clit
“Hmmm, have you been a good boy?”
His brows are furrowed with the effort it takes to form a coherent sentence
“Fuck I’ve been so good, please please please”
Your smiling at him as you pull him to sit up so your face to face
“Then be my good boy and cum inside this cunt”
Smashes his mouth against yours in a messy needy kiss as he cums inside you
High pitched whines and moans leaving his throat while his hands ball into fists in your hair
Quickly flips you over ready to take control for another round
“Now sweetheart, I think it’s my turn to be in control, and I think it’s payback time”
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