I wanan take sampo to s drag queen show. I think he’d absolutely love it

I am gonna ask every single content creator I follow bc I am desperate. I have read at some point an au with a creator reader with the harbingers all over her making sure she is not getting bored and entertaining her and the tsaritsa being too ashamed to show her face after kidnapping the creator. I dont remember who made it, how long has it been since I read it or the name. If anybody knows, please help, I have been loonking for it for iver 2 weeks now😭(All I know is that its on tumblr

I do remember reading something about like a creator reader and harbingers but unfortunately I also do not remember who that was 😔 i wish you luck. I know your pain

how to draw arms ? ? 

baby goth arlecchino is absolutely fucking sending me she's having a funeral for her spider and only her baby gf is invited

HOLY FUCK SIGEWINNIE IS SUCH A CUTIE! THOSE ANIMATIONS GOOD GOD! I AM LOSING IT

Childe: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Arlecchino recently.

Y/N: No, Childe , it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Childe: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Y/N: No! You’re the only one for me.

Childe: Is that so?

Y/N: I promise! Arlecchino and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Childe: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Y/N: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Childe: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Y/N: Of course, bro!

Childe: Bro...

Arlecchino: What the-

Now that arlecchino is out i have gotten her..

Important questions.

Pantalone canonically being a yapper is so funny to me. Imagine being forced to marry this intimidating rich man who you’re sure may slit your throat in the middle of the night but he just will not shut the fuck up about the economy and business ideas.

(You gotta gag him during sexy times unless you wanna start hearing his theories while he rearranges your guts)

Good luck on your arlecchino pulls tomorrow! I have a guaranteed and enough to assure she’s coming home but good luck to yall!

I fucking hate online classes so much

One last dance

Short arlecchino drabble

You did not know much of her past. Arlecchino rarely ever talks about her own childhood or experiences. The most she mentions is that it is better she stay distant, emotionally separated from the children. You know little of why. But its not your place to question her or challenge her.

From what the children have told you, the previous knave was a two-faced woman. She prided herself as a mother but was in reality a cruel woman. It seems no one, old or young missed her, and no one seeks to avenge her death or visit her grave. You can figure from there that she was likely what made Arlecchino so.. distant. You can feel that beneath her stare is some longing of something, perhaps her heart beats still, perhaps she does love her children in some way. You have to be subtle with your affections, although she has not reprimanded you for your softness towards them, you feel her stare lingering sometimes when you play with the children.

You do not wish to change this, Arlecchino is not a patient and you are not her therapist. You are her employee, your job is too keep the kids from tearing the place down and eating each other. Their little wishes of you and her to form a union are likely brought on by the expectation that parents are in love. She, their father; and you, their mother are by that expectation to be romantically involved. On your part you feel a undeniable intrigue for her, but you doubt its worth entertaining any romantic feelings. She is distant, though she treats you a bit more fondly than the other staff.. you still feel that distance. If she does love you then you would assume she’s afraid to.

That’s not unreasonable, she is a harbinger. She lurks in the shadows and strikes in a flash. She likely has no intention to ever have anyone by her side.

But you felt something else was at play. Whne one fateful evening you offered her some cakes that the children made. They were rather delicious, and excitedly the children responsible wanted to show off their success. This isn’t uncommon. This wasn’t even the first time Celine made Father a treat to show off. Celine is a little chef and is equally as dedicated to her training as she is her culinary skills. In the past she would excitedly hand her the plate and earn herself a pat on the head. But she was nervous and so you did the talking today. You had only said the words cake when Arlecchino looked at you with a strange expression, shock. Its as if you were a dead man rising from the grave. It was a quick expression, it didn’t last long enough for the timid Celine who lingered behind your leg to notice but you did. She seemed as if she had recalled something painful. So you didn’t pry. You simply repeated the offer and she took it without further incident. Celine was relieved that day to see father enjoyed her cakes, but your were confused. You weren’t rude, you weren’t rash or unprofessional. Your exact words had been “Would you like some cake, Celine made some.” Perhaps it was a little informal. But informality like that wouldn’t leave the woman who has likely ripped out spines and plucked out organs from her enemies to shudder. You were confused, intrigued, and worried.

Arlecchino’s fondness of you was a weird category. She would not kiss you or make flirty remarks or offer promotions in exchange for intimacy like a regular employee and employer relationship might unfold. What Arlecchino was like was a cat, hardened and cold, approaching carefully and showing affection by simply getting a inch closer. You noticed sometimes there was a sadness to her, when it came to cakes or Lumidouce bell flowers. You had caught her eye when she hovered over your exhausted form, taking a nap on the couch as permitted during your break. Her hands pulled a blanket to cover you.

Its a confusing predicament to be in. Should you expect a lover or simply a boss? You were sure that only she could know for certain what her feelings were. And you doubted she’d ever say anything of it.

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

This better be how the 4.6 quest ends istg

Getting tag teamed by black swan and Acheron

me to neuvillette

oh no… he’s going to start nesting….