Wedding Ship Meme
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Decided to do both ending 2 (my canon) and ending 3 to show how different yet similar the routes are!
++ some rambles/explanations under the cut:
ASCENDANT ENDING
THE PRENUP
this is sending me bc i have this long ass timeline that leads to them signing a prenup:
- astarion ascends, then breaks up with selene bc she didn’t want to become his spawn
- selene comes with karlach and wyll to avernus, but she doesn’t last long (she’s a lover not a fighter 💀) karlach convinces her to go back to faerun. she tells her that she has been on autopilot ever since, and she has not had the time to process the breakup. the constant fighting in the hells was not helping
- hesitantly she goes back to waterdeep, where she learns that she is being summoned back to evereska. she journeys there and gets celebrated as the savior of baldur’s gate. she starts creating songs abt her adventures. somehow, she still felt as an outsider in her family despite getting acknowledgment. she goes back to waterdeep where she feels more at home
- she slowly builds her reputation. the reunion party also happens during this time.
- 3 years pass by. she goes back to baldur’s gate ever since the brain. not as a hero, but as a performer this time 🥳
- they see each other again ever since the party
- zariel arc begins(!) selene recruits astarion (and the gang!) to help defeat zariel. this is where they rebuild their relationship, whatever it was. they make house of hope their homebase
- before the final fight, astarion, desperate and pissed off that selene was not jumping on his advances, propositions (again 😩) to turn her. they get into this massive fight. selene tells him that the only way that they can make this work is to enter a (magical, hell-powered) contract, where he can’t compel her and in return she can’t leave or betray him. astarion, who was planning all along to turn selene into a vampire bride (where he actually can’t compel her) instead of a spawn, agrees to it since the contract was heavily in his favor. BOOM PRENUP. they both sign it. astarion turns her the very same night 💀 they’re basically married at this point
- they defeat zariel yay, slowly take over baldur’s gate while also getting a vacation home in waterdeep while also traveling the world yadda yadda. then they have a wedding despite already being married for years bc why not ✨
THE WEDDING
at this point selene is a very famous singer, and astarion close to becoming the shadow ruler of baldur’s gate. their wedding gets called the wedding of the century— think the royal wedding, imagine the masses crowding on the gates trying to see what’s going on inside 💀 they hold it during the daytime to squash all the rumors of them being vampires. their motif is white and gold, and is heavily influenced by elven culture. selene’s gown’s train is around 20 ft long. their cake is 3 minscs and 8 boos tall. the festivities lasted for DAYS. lots of hedonistic debauchery occurred ehehe
THE SONGS
so i chose songs that had wedding vibes but also toxic when you listen to the lyrics. chemtrails over the county club is about choosing to live in your own safe and comfortable bubble despite the ongoing horrors outside (cue in my snow globe symbolism for them). there’s also this line where it says “it’s never too late, baby, so don’t give up” which makes me feel that there’s still hope in the relationship becoming healthy… eventually 🤡 (i mean, they actually have forever between them). you belong to me is very fitting bc astarion can let her roam the world freely, but ultimately she can’t leave him. (this also aligns with one of the voicelines a!astarion has if tav leaves with karlach to avernus as a spawn— he tells them that he allowed them to go with karlach bc he’s not some “controlling monster”. he could summon tav back beside him if he wanted to.)
SPAWN ENDING
THE WEDDING
as for the spawn ending, at first they want to hold it with just the two of them but then word gets around, and now everyone was excited for the wedding! they didn’t expect so many people would want to congratulate and celebrate with them. imagine 7k+ people wanting to attend 💀💀💀
they hold the wedding reception in the underdark, but made their vows privately under the night sky 🥹😭 MOON AND STAR MOTIF LFG 😭😭😭
THE SONGS
just a quick one: there’s this line in your universe that says “you can thank your stars all you want but, i’ll always be the lucky one” which i think perfectly sums up how he views tav/selene. bc who in their right mind would help a vampire— a monster, let alone give them their blood? only tav/selene. (which also aligns with his voiceline saying “other people don’t have a heart like that. you’re… you. no one is like that.”) ANYWAY ENOUGH RAMBLING THANKS FOR READING 😘
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Headcanon of The Day™ 💝
Y'know how everyone says "Aye aye!" instead of "yes" (excluding Barnacles, who afaik has only said it once/maybe twice)? Well 👀, I headcanon that NO ONE ever said it....... until Kwazii showed up.
When Kwazii first joined, he might've felt insecure or conflicted about his pirate vs. Octonaut identity (side headcanon: he still does sometimes). So, in order to make him more comfortable, the rest of the crew began to encourage and mimic some of his mannerisms; most notably his use of "Aye!".
Then it just ✨ stuck ✨.
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There are two wolves inside me, one is masochistic sub Sam who becomes addicted to pain as some sort of self punishment & purification, all the while finding orgasmic pleasure deep beneath layers of guilt, self hatred & alienation, (which in turn will feed his freak identity belief even more),, and the other is brat Sam who has some sort of confidence in how devoted Dean is to him and therefore does all the bitching, push and pull, banters and games to rile Dean up & make him crazy, to make him fuss over him, to make him worried and angry and distressed, to make him shout & pin him to the wall
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I love the android au so much. Could you share your personal headcanons for shoto or other character (deku, Bakugou,etc) whoever you want. I am curious what your beautiful brain is thinking about.
LMAOO you're so sweet, ty for enjoying it !! i'd be glad to share whatever is rattling around in this brain of mine, let's see !!
i'm assuming you mean headcanons in general ! and i think, for shouto—he's probably really terrible at grocery shopping LOL okay, maybe not super bad, but you send him with a list since you're getting off work a little late and he somehow manages to buy all the wrong things. like. greek yogurt instead of sour cream or red onion instead of yellow. blue cheese instead of ranch. that sort of thing LOL and if he does buy the right item, it's not your preferred brand pfffttt. or he buys the super expensive option, like an astronomically priced teeny bottle of olive oil or something. he's like that meme of lucille bluth "it's one banana, michael, how much could it cost ?? $10 ??"
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My favourite trans jason hc is that the lazarus pit took his titties away
"Oh you don't want these? Free top surgery!"
Imagine coming back from the dead and your boobs are gone
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Commissions
Hi everyone! I’ve decided to open up commissions for gif headers, sidebar gifs, and psds on ko-fi for a little while 🎉
Since I’ve gotten a lot of header requests lately, (which I appreciate 🫶) I wanted to make a way for people to get requests faster so now I’ll prioritize the commissioned headers. I’ll definitely still take free requests too and work on the requests I have but don’t expect them as quickly 💜
• Header examples can be found here
• Psd examples can be found here
Pricing and more information can be found on my commissions page
I’ll make stuff for anything I’ve giffed before or post about (if I can find a good download of it 😅) but if you want something I haven’t seen we can try to work something out
I’ll be accepting payment through ko-fi and feel free to dm me with any questions!
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