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nelumbo-lotuses · 6 months

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If you recently had to evacuate out of your apartment due to a false positive of a fire, then please read this post. Today, I tried to save time on watering my plants by intentionally causing a controlled fire that would activate the sprinklers in my garden, and simultaneously mopping the floor, which was long overdue (I really thought I was being smart!). There weren't any electronics - those and a bunch of my resources are in the supply closet - so I thought it would be a sound plan. However, the sprinklers were activated apartment-wide, not room-specific. Everybody had to evacuate. So, I'm making this post to formally say: Whoops, sorry everyone! If you need compensation, then please come to my now-soaked garden.

#os game rp #low brew chaos #mason speaks

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marcspectral · 2 years

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bitches be like “i’m gonna kiss you full on the mouth" to their friends and mean it totally platonically

it’s me. i’m bitches.

#mason speaks #listen i just love my friends and that's the best way i can think to express it in words #is this a gay thing a neurodivergent thing or both? you decide

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to-be-a-dreamer · 7 months

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I’ve been reading the Grishaverse books/watching the Netflix show for the first time over the past couple weeks or so and I just have to say that I think it's so funny whenever Kaz gets snarky about Inej's proverbs or Matthias's religious talk or Jesper’s Jesperisms or anyone else being even slightly philosophical or theatrical or whatever because Kaz Brekker is the most dramatic bitch in all of Kerch. Like. I'm pretty sure this kid graduated top of his class from the School of Dramatic One-Liners with a double major in "Commit to the Aesthetic" and "Writing Epic Love Poetry Whilst Maintaining the Bad Guy Reputation". Dude wanted to impress a girl and wasn’t sure if getting the whole ass king of Ravka to find her long-lost parents was enough so he bought an entire warship from his friend who absolutely would have just Given It To Him but noooooo Mr. Protecting-My-Investment over here had to pay a fair price otherwise it doesn’t count.

The only, and I mean the ONLY reason I don't say he's the most dramatic bitch in the entire Grishaverse is because Nikolai Lantsov exists and that man once wore his entire army uniform under his jacket to go volcra hunting in the Shadow Fold on the off chance he would get to make a dramatic reveal at the end. He put a spring-loaded curtain in front of the weapons rack on his personal ship just in case he had guests he wanted to show off for. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did the dramatic flourish every time he opened those curtains for literally no one but himself. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he made that set up after he had guests he wanted to show off for. That curtain either went up two hours before he used it or it was the first thing he built on that ship there is no in between.

I need copious amounts of Expo markers, PowerPoint slides, and glitter to figure out which one of them takes the title it is CLOSE.

#remind me to ramble about the similarities between kaz and nikolai after I finish the kos duology #is always ten steps ahead of everyone else and has these big elaborate plans they don’t tell anyone about until they’re actively happening #does not know how to be chill about anything in their life ever #has ISSUES #losers. both of them.#I am shaking them in a mason jar as we speak #anyways I have more thoughts on this universe #this was just the funniest one and thus it gets posted at 2am immediately after finishing ck #kaz brekker #nikolai lantsov #six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #grishaverse #six of crows spoilers #crooked kingdom spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #grishaverse spoilers

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kinfusion · 1 month

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#she speaks #silent hill #finished playing silent hill tonight :}#harry mason #lighthouse impression.gif

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absolutelybatty · 1 year

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I don't care when the games take place, this is true and you all know it

Bonus:

#batty speaks #silent hill #silent hill 3 #silent hill 2 #silent hill 1999 #silent hill 4 #harry mason #heather mason #henry townshend #eddie dombrowski #vincent smith #meme #silent hill memes #in my restless memes I see that place

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starscelly · 2 months

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Nähdään Suomessa! 🇫🇮

See y’all in Finland! 🇫🇮

#IM SO ENDEARED IM GIGGLING #this whole team speaking finnish sooo poorly but trying their best …. thing of beauty #the thought of the finns having to coach them all on pronunciation. ENOUGH #someone laughing at harls in the bg of his clip hello. is it his old north american man voice #esa lindell #miro heiskanen #roope hintz #jake oettinger #mason marchment #wyatt johnston #logan stankoven #thomas harley #jason robertson #tyler seguin #nils lundkvist #dallas stars

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14faber · 6 months

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x | brock faber in his becoming wild ep

#i’m soooo okay rn haha!!!!#SOFTBALL APPEARANCE 😩#brock faber #minnesota wild #hockey #nhl #gif #*#wild #faber #brodzy at 2nd jax at short makes TOO much sense #i would think that jax would be a 3rd baseman but a middle infielder does make sense #speaking of 3rd baseman. was that CAL there?#he gives off right or middle infielder (kinda) or even darling pitcher vibes #was mason the centerfielder 🥲🥲🥲🥲#i am NEVER beating the romanticizing sport positions allegations #softball brain is SO haywire #it’s abt the dynamicssssssss #libs and setters are the same thing as pitchers and catchers. are you listening to me. is this thing on

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poemistic · 10 months

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im really sad no one else saw the cult aspects of sh3 more compelling like i did when i first watched a playthrough of it. idk it maybe my religious trauma talking, but the constant talk of bringing salvation and being saved by god steams from the deep primal fear of the world and life and all its sufferings and just the gaping unknown of what comes after death and!!! idk it gripped me personally. along with heather’s struggles with identity, agency, and the constant themes of cycles repeating and rebirth??

Saint Alessa Gillespie Mother of God Daughter of God?? am i the only one who thought this went fucking hard as hell??

in this part of the game when we see this painting, Heather has been going through a lot of self reflecting, especially during the chapel section. We really get to see Alessa’s life was like when she was carrying God, and it’s during this part I think heather accepts that Alessa is an important part of who she is, even if she’s no longer Alessa anymore. I think she says something along the lines of “I’m not Alessa, but Alessa is still me.” at one point. I can’t help but see it as an allegory for self acceptance, specifically the acceptance of trauma/abuse done unto you. Heather’s denial of being Alessa makes sense during the beginning. She has no memory of being Alessa, and people (Claudia) who clearly want to hurt her keep insisting that she is.

But the thing is, Claudia sees heather as Alessa: Mother of God... simply a vessel meant to carry their cult’s deity. not the true Alessa Gillespie. So as the game continues with Heather recovering more memories of her past life, along with suffering the same problems as Alessa did 17 years ago, she truly comes to accept that she was Alessa, who fought SO Hard to be and to live as heather!!! Being heather, or Cheryl Mason, was supposed to be Alessa’s hard won happy ending. After literal years of being tortured in a cocoon of pain and misery, Alessa does escape in the end too, through being reborn as heather. How can heather deny that part of herself that used to be Alessa, after all Alessa has done to get her where she is?

the symbolism of agency and autonomy with the mother of god daughter of god stuff makes me go actually insane. The cult forcing her into motherhood, but Alessa embracing that role to birth a life that She wants to bring into the world? A life that is filled with love and joy (with harry !!! 😭😭😭), her OWN personal paradise??? WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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conarcoin · 8 months

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"i hate-" "...gay people?" "no, just cooper"

#CACKLING #smplive #joko #cscoop #i can't tell who the other person speaking is i think it's mason?

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catoscloves · 3 months

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watching lamina in the ballad of songbirds and snakes being extremely emotionally distraught/unable to speak coherently because she was crying so much, and then in the arena actually being able to adequately defend herself and use an axe... it reminds me of another district seven girl who basically did almost the exact same thing in her games and actually won that way

#something something about so many ghosts coming back to haunt snow #lamina #lamina tbosas #johanna mason #district 7 #the hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #anna speaks

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sweetestdesire · 3 months

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Based off Mason’s facial expression, I just know that Trevor told the kitchen it was Mason’s birthday so they could sing to him.

#trevor zegras #mason mctavish #brynn speaks 🤸🏼‍♂️

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nelumbo-lotuses · 6 months

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Hello world! Ling has been showing me his stuff on his social media, and thought I would benefit from one, so here I am! I guess if you stumbled across this account, you know who I am, so hi. Feel free to message me, if you like! I'm new to the ways of this site, so it'll take some getting used to. (Yes, the avatar is a portrait of me right at the ripe age of 18! I look snazzier back then.) [Credit for profile picture: https://www.reddit.com/r/oneshot/comments/17nxhb6/mason_and_his_plants/?rdt=40551]

#first post #os game rp #mason speaks

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marcspectral · 2 years

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BABE WAKE UP NEW HU SONG DROPPED

#the hu #hunnu rock #this is mongol #mason speaks #metal

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 4 months

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God i love men so much, god really outdid herself on those they’re so pretty

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random-dragon-exe · 10 months

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Alright, but can everyone just imagine the antics we could've got if there was more time for the Covenheads to interact?

Dana said they backstab each other all the time, which means they don't generally get along well.

Like we could've gotten some really entertaining antics between them.

I'd imagine it'd be like a twisted version of The Offfice, but with queer witches and one puritanical leader.

So now have a few ideas I've come up with.

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Belos: Can you all just conduct yourselves accordingly for one meeting?!

The covenheads in question:

Raine is trying to keep whatever is left of their sanity while trying to separate Adrian from Darius while they're fighting with each other. (They're fighting over who has better fashion sense)

Cue Eberwolf biting Adrian’s tail as he screams in pain from the bite.

Terra and Hettie are watching, amused.

Hettie has enough of it and summons one of her scalpels and throws it, nearly missing Adrian as a warning.

Vitimir throws a sleeping mist potion at Adrian (minecraft style) only for him to teleport away and it hits Darius instead, instantly knocking him out.

Mason and Raine hover over Darius, making sure he's okay and not hurt.

Osran's recording everything on his Penstagram only to save it for himself to watch later for shits and giggles. (Along with rest of the antics he's saved)

Belos: (internally face-palming) "We'll continue the meeting, someone just get Headwitch Deamonne and prop him up."

Wait I got some more ideas! This time a few without Belos.

(All the Covenheads are walking to the main room early for a meeting)

Hettie: (whispering to Vitimir) "Is it just me or is Adrian a little less annoying right now?"

Vitimir: "I bet you 20 snails it's an illusion of him."

Hettie: "I bet 20 it's not."

Vitimir: "Fine then, prove it."

(Cue Hettie throwing one of her scalpels at Adrian only for it to go through and the illusion of Adrian dissappears)

Hettie: "What no, Titan dangit!"

Vitimir: "Pay up Cutburn."

Hettie: (annoyed) "Fine." (Hands him the snails)

("Vitimir" poofs away only for Adrian to be revealed to have been masquerading as Vitimir via illusion)

Adrian: "Thanks, I wanted a few extra snails!"

Hettie: (seething mad) "You'll pay for that Graye!" (About to attack him)

Adrian (draws a spell circle to make multiple illusions of himself which all run off in different directions so it was impossible to tell who the real one was which confuses and further enrages Hettie)

(Vitimir finally speedwalks in the main hallway)

Vitimir:" Sorry, I was busy experimenting with my latest potion, what'd I miss?"

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(Hettie stares daggers at Adrian throughout the meeting then when Belos isn't looking throws a scalpel at him)

"Adrian": "Ow!" (Poofs away to reveal Mason hidden under an Illusion of Adrian) "What was that for?"

Okay, last one:

(Vitimir gets bored so he starts testing out a new deadly potion on himself)

(Hettie notices)

Hettie: Do you mind sharing that?

Vitimir: "No I'm not sharing, besides what do you need it for?"

Hettie: "I have my reasons." (Sadisticly smiles)

Vitimir: (slightly creeped out and sighs) "Alright fine, meet me at my door after the meeting."

Some more ideas/HCs but they're in a general sense;

Osran uses the videos he recorded over time as blackmail for each Covenhead.

Vitimir stays up late mixing potions and tests them on himself.

Vitimir acts like a shady drug dealer when the Covenheads want a potion from him.

When Raine is fed up with Adrian, they'll play their music to make him fall asleep right then and there.

Terra threatens the Covenheads when she's in a bad mood that she'll feed them to her large carnivorous plants. (Everyone is terrified of it, but never admit it to her)

If anyone of the Covenheads gets hurt, they'll never go to Hettie to get healed (she has terrible bedside manner)

This is just the tip of the iceberg, hope you enjoy my ideas.

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absolutelybatty · 9 months

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#batty speaks #meme #silent hill #silent hill 3 #memory of alessa #heather mason

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