Censorship is so dumb. Bc you can blatantly compare two guys to a hetero couple. You can make a love song the OP. You can have one of them warp time and space for the other. But their lips touching is where we draw the line.

My guy kissing will be the least romantic they’ve done.

So Dave really going with Jedi Sabine hey

This is all I can think about during Waking Moments

I live for the day when the shitscript will resurface once again from the deepest pits of hell for a tiny window of reading opportunity. Until Neil Gaiman once again tells everyone to delete it and the cycle begins anew.

if i was demeter i would also be fucking pissed and angry as hell that the father of my daughter helped his brother (her UNCLE) kidnap my sweet girl and made me stay away from her for half a year

One thing I don’t think we acknowledge enough as a fandom is that when ST4 told us that Nancy’s top college choice was Emerson of all places… and that she apparently wanted to go there so desperately that she applied early admission… we all collectively, instinctually agreed that it was the most bizarre and random choice for her.

And I think that’s beautiful.

So my running theory is that the time the new people spent in the snow prison was an unknown, decently long time ago.

Because if you think about it, it doesn't make any sense that the prison was directly before the ice like we saw it. We know those ice cubes were down there for a while, they've been down there since the abandoned facility turned dungeon was first discovered. We know the people were frozen inside from the teaser images of ice melting.

Why did the Federation let the ice cube prisoners out at all, and why did they want to protect them? Aren't they the ones that arrested the new folks in the first place? Why were they all arrested? Why were they FROZEN? I'm gonna be honest this started as a theory post and has quickly devolved into me having so many questions about the ice box gang

seriously tho, what reason would mike have to ignore will if he’s not in love with him ???

“oh i’m ignoring you, my best friend since kindergarten, because i am just so so in love with my girlfriend!” ok micheal that’s not healthy you don’t ignore your friends just because you’re dating someone.

i will be needing our resident pathetic little meow meow demonic disney princess tantai jin to be doing more of rescuing animals (and not eating them duh) rather than using them as weapons of war. open an animal sanctuary darling. I'm sure you'll find some time in between mass murder and fight dates with your wife 😏

Seeing people say someone who doesn't have a super license is gonna be the AT reserve driver (especially when they have 2 other reserves that aren't Lawson) and is currently the lowest ranked RBJT driver in f2 is pissing me off objectively way more than should

I had a crisis today; my birthday was on April 2 right (22 now) right? Well my family took me out today for my birthday dinner. And welp my mom informed me that my birthday free lava cake that the amazing Applebees waitress brought out to me is in fact just an undercooked cake… 0-0 Me (a now 22 cis lesbian woman) hadn’t in fact known this fact.

This fact this small.simple. Fact of how the best this to ever be made…a molten chocolate lava cake is.just.an.uncooked cake as indeed blown my small simple pea brain. That’s right my one brain cell a brain cell that me and my friend share @madam-mayhem

Has been destroyed.NUKED. ASSASSINATED! like my US presidents we were taught about in school welp my brain and my brain cell has been John Wilkes Boothed.

Now; this could just be a bucket of rum and what ever delicious booze was mixed in this bucket of goodness making my 22 yo lesbian brain go off on this very serious and very valid rant BUT I just have ONE THING TO SAY!

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That was a damn good undercooked cake 🎂

i feel super guilty that i haven't been reading / reblogging fics b/c i really want to but i haven't had the mental capacity

People of the Psychonauts Community, I have an announcement to make…NORMA X FRAZIE SUCKS TOTAL SHIT AND IS ONE OF THE WORST PSYCHONAUTS SHIPS EVER CREATED!

Yeah, that’s right. I said it. It’s the bloody worst.

Why exactly do you ask? Well that’s really easy, and allow me to fill your heads with knowledge from yours truly. IT’S FRIGGIN SHALLOW AS HELL!

They have ZERO interaction. ZIP! ZERO! NADA! IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE FOR THESE TO EVEN GET ALONG AT ALL! 0% interaction and the dynamic most people picture it is extremely incorrect. Most people only do it because “Oh, they both do pyrokinesis” even though Frazie doesn’t even do Pyrokinesis. And also because “they both mean girls to Raz,” EVEN THOUGH FRAZIE IS JUST BEING A TYPICAL OLDER SISTER TO RAZ. OLDER SISTERS JUST PESTER THEIR LITTLE BROTHERS BECAUSE IT’S WHAT THEY DO! Norma on the other hand is nothing but a total bully that dislikes Raz and tries to belittle him in a ruder, cruder manner. She’s tried convincing the Interns that he’s the mole when she has LITTLE TO ZERO evidence about it all. Not to mention she’s a snitch bitch and a know-it-all nobody. You seriously think Frazie would even go out with someone that actively and personally picks on her little brother. She would rather freaking purple nurple her after all she’s done. And as a quick side-note, Norma’s one of THE WORST characters in the Psychonauts franchise, I’m not joking. The only action she’ll ever get is her eating hot dogs.

And there ya go, that’s why I find Norma X Frazie to be one of the worst Psychonauts ships ever created. I hope this knowledge allows you to understand the truth about this ship and think of it in a different manner, and if you don’t like what I said and want to hate on what I said as well…1. Cope. And 2. I honestly don’t care.

But why would they let him take warm ups if he was injured?

I love it when my mutuals post something unhinged like yes that’s what I followed you for

Since when do you HAVE to use new tyres to participate in a qualifying. Wtf lmao 💀