Scheherazade: Are you a man or a woman in this life time? Yunan: A man, but a man in the same way that Kraft singles are cheese Aladdin: You are so real for that

Mystras, hungover: what are you doing in my house? Spartos: I live here, Mystras. Mystras: How do you know my name?! Spartos: We have the same parents, Myrstras. Mystras: What?! Who the hell are you?! Spartos: I'm your brother, Mystras.

Aladdin: Hmmm...I wonder... Aladdin: Uncle Sinbad, you have a gray hair! Sinbad: What? Where?! Oh no! Sinbad: I need to invest more into Yamuraiha's hair coloring magic! Aladdin: Uncle Kouen, you have a gray hair! Kouen: ...so? Kouen: (inside) Yes! Finally I'm gaining the wisdom and prestige that Uncle Hakutoku once had! Aladdin: Uncle Muu, you have a gray hair! Muu: What's that?

Serendine, fully aware of Sinbad's dad having been a fisherman: Teaching a man to fish is so fucking gay.

Sinbad: ???

Serendine, continuing: Like what do you want him to catch, you in his arms??

Sinbad:

Sinbad: That's actually not a bad idea--

I think about this tweet sometimes

it's just so fucking in character

Homura: I just want to let you know Madoka, is that I'm here for you. And... and I... I love you. Madoka: Wait, what? Homura: Did I... Did I said it too soon? OH GOD I SAID IT TOO SOON! OH GOD I FUCKED IT UP! [resets timeline]

!! spoilers for 3.1 archon quest (king deshret and the three magi)

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lumine: the akademiya is making a new god, aren't they?

scholar guy idk: yes omg how did you know?!?!?

lumine: ... does he happen to be called "the Balladeer"?

scholar: YES?!?!? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THIS

lumine:

lumine: i'm so sorry about him i'll go get him

also lumine: i looked away for 1 second and now my bf is trying to turn into god smh

I’m unsure if this has been done before, but I’m throwing in my two cents‼️

Madoka and Homura are the perfect pair for they look so angry audio.

*Madoka and Homura are standing side by side. Madoka’s shoulders are hunched, with a solemn expression on her face.*

Madoka: They look so angry…

*Sayaka and Kyoko are in the distance. Sayaka’s arms are crossed with her eyes narrowed in on Homura. Kyoko tightly grips her spear with her jaw clenched.*

*Madoka turns to Homura.*

Madoka: Why does everyone always look at you that way?

*Homura doesn’t reply and lowers her head.*

Hitomi if she was a Magical Girl

Hitomi: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don't have all day for this, okay? Homura: Feeling froggy? LEAP. Hitomi: Okay, well here I come- Sayaka, Madoka, Mami at the same: OH NONONONONO-

Bred, Gruelle, and Spektr: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Yamraiha: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween? Spartos: Sad Ja'far: Gay Sinbad: Sexy~ Pisti: Goblin >:3

Alibaba: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Aladdin: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Morgiana: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Alibaba: *sets it on fire*

Sinbad: *drunk* If you're as married as you say...you're gonna have to prove it to me somehow. Sinbad: You gotta kiss her right here and now! Kouen: Well, if that's all it takes... Ja'far: Here I come. Close your eyes for me, darling. Sinbad: Wait...I didn't mean... Kouen: Um. Okay then, Ja'far. Kouen closes his eyes. Ja'far closes in for the kiss. Sinbad: Uhhh...Wait a second! Why are you being so obscene?!?! Sinbad: I take it all back! You can't go through with this! I can't bear to see you kiss another man in front of me! Stop it! Kouen: Huh? Ja'far's eyes go crazy trying to kiss but cant go through with it. Ja'far: I knew it! I just knew it! Ja'far slaps but misses Kouen, hitting Sinbad in the face, sending him spinning through the air into the wall.

Full scene below cut

Sinbad: *drunk* If you're as married as you say...you're gonna have to prove it to me somehow. Sinbad: You gotta kiss her right here and now! Kouen: Well, if that's all it takes... Ja'far: OoO Kouen places a hand on Ja'far's shoulder. Ja'far: Ah-hah... Ja'far: *thinking* Wait. We're doing this? I don't know what to expect. Oh, actually I think I read somewhere that your first kiss tastes like lemon. Oh that's lucky. It'll go great with this marinated fish. Ja'far: *thinking* Ahhhh! Calm down, Ja'far. Get a hold of yourself! Kouen: Shall we? Ja'far: P-p-p-please just one second. Ja'far grabs the wine bottle and barehandedly slices off the top. Guzzles half the bottle. Ja'far: *thinking* There's no way I can do this sober. Ja'far: *already drunk* Sorry about the wait, honey. Kouen: Oh...uh...it's fine. Kouen: *whispering* We don't have to if you don't want to. Ja'far: *whispering* Yeah, yeah, but I've got to keep up appearances too, y'know? Let's just do it. Sinbad: Whispering isn't helping your case! Are you going to do this or not?! I want you to prove that you're really a married couple! Fork swooshes by Sinbad's face, cutting his cheek. Zoom out to see Ja'far threw it. Ja'far: Be quiet, Sin. If ya just shut up and watch, we'll show you exactly how in love we are. Ja'far pushes Kouen onto his back on the couch. Ja'far: Here I come. Close your eyes for me, darling. Sinbad: Wait...I didn't mean... Kouen: Um. Okay then, Ja'far. Kouen closes his eyes. Ja'far closes in for the kiss. Sinbad: Uhhh...Wait a second! Why are you being so obscene?!?! *Flashbacks to Sinbad and Ja'far as kids* Sinbad: Hey Sis! Rurumu gave me the best grade on her test! Ja'far: That's wonderful! You deserve a reward. Ja'far kisses Sinbad on the cheek. Sinbad: AHHHH!!!! ^o^ Sinbad: Sis...uh...When I grow up...I really wanna marry you, okay. Ja'far: Ah. Well then, better grow up soon. I'll be waiting. *Back in the Present* Ja'far and Kouen are about to kiss. Sinbad: I take it all back! You can't go through with this! I can't bear to see you kiss another man in front of me! Stop it! Sinbad runs towards them in slow motion, trying to stop the kiss from happening. Kouen: Huh? Ja'far's eyes go crazy trying to kiss but cant go through with it. Ja'far: I knew it! I just knew it! Ja'far slaps but misses Kouen, hitting Sinbad in the face, sending him spinning through the air into the wall. In Marga's room, the room shakes and Marga wakes up and droopily looks around. Marga: Uh...uh Is it the end of the world? Is it go bomb? Marga falls back asleep.

Back in the living room Ja'far: Ah...um...Sin? Sinbad gets up with a bloodied face. Sinbad: I see how it is, sis. You would even hurt me for trying to stop you from kissing him...Cuz that's just how badly you want to smear your lips all over this guy! Sinbad breaks down crying. Sinbad: I was a fool to think I was testing you. What was really being tested were my own feelings. Kouen: Hey, uh, you know you're bleeding, right? Sinbad: Ren Kouen! For now my sister's lips are all yours. Ja'far: Wh-what?!?!?! Ja'far slaps Sinbad again, spiraling him back into the wall. Ja'far: What are you talking about?! Ja'far turns away, and cries into palms. Sinbad: Well. I'll let you win this round. But don't forget... Kouen: Bleeding...still... Kouen: *thinking* Is this just normal for them? Ja'far: Are you alright, Sin? You look like you're about to fall over. Kouen: ...you're one to talk... Sinbad: Hey! You're about to collapse. They collapse on each other and hold each other up. Ja'far: Should I call you a taxi? Sinbad: I said I'm fine. You are such a worrywart. Kouen: Oh...Woah there. Sinbad and Ja'far wobble, but Kouen helps them stay up. Sinbad glares at Kouen. Sinbad: What's with that smirk? Is my failure that amusing to you? Kouen: Oh. No. I was just admiring your bond. You must have always been there for each other. Sinbad and Ja'far's hands tighten on each other's backs of their shirts. Kouen: Sinbad. Thank you for protecting Ja'far until now. I know it can't have been easy for you. Sinbad: *gasp* Kouen puts a hand on Ja'far's back. Kouen: Now she'll have me supporting her with everything I've got too. Let's work together to give her the happiness she deserves. Sinbad: *almost succumbs but throws off Kouen's hand and steps back* Why would I ever want help from a guy like you?! I'm going home. Kouen: Feel free to come back any time. I know Ja'far would like that. And next time, maybe my daughter will be awake. Ja'far: Poor Marga. She tried so hard to wait up for you but she just couldn't. She's so adorable, I know you'll love her! Sinbad: Ohhoho! I'll be back! And not because you invited me. It'll be to prove that you tricked my sister into marrying you. Understand?! Ja'far: I am not being tricked! Have some faith! Sinbad: Listen to me, Ren Kouen. If you make my sister cry a single tear, I'll have you execu--uh...well, uh, you get it. Just know that you will rue the day, ya hear me! Sinbad runs down the hallway and down the stairs, screaming. Ja'far: *calling out after him* Be careful getting home! And stop yelling, you'll disturb the neighbors. Kouen: *thinking* Was he going to say executed? That's a concern.

Sharrkan, drunk: WHY WEREN'T YOU AT DILF PRACTICE!?!?

Sinbad, genderfluid: BECAUSE I WAS AT MILF PRACTICE!!!!!!!!

Ja'far: [crying]