hjfask;falsjfalsfd this is the closest willows ever gone to showing romantic affection for hunter onscreen like ;aldkjf;alsjf;asldfa;sdlf THE HUG WHEN HE WOKE UP????? if they had literally any other conversations between their first episode together and this episode i would be hardcore shipping the huntlow ship rn. like they haven’t so im still not into it but still??? and yet when i check the main tags no one’s talking about that everyones talking about flapjack bc we all love flapjack

Lowhunt stans will go on and on about the good rep it is to have a fat Asian girl be considered desirable, and then conveniently ignore Willow physically assaulting Hunter multiple times in ASIAS.

Warning: VERY huntl0w negative

I hate Lowhunt

I really hate it

I cant stop the intense rage and feeling of absolute pissed offness I feel at it. I can see it working as a qpr though at the moment im still pissed

I don’t know why I hate it so much but I do I loath it and it isn’t something fun to loath. It just pisses me off and honestly ruined in my opinion the amazing Willow and Hunter scene where he lets her know he cares and we see a new side of a character that has been a bit shafted

Maybe I’m being awful I probably am and I’m probably being to weird about this but at the end of the day I just feel kinda defeated. Sorry if I’m being rude I might delete this post later 

I'm indifferent to Huntlow, so I'm breaking my silence on the TOH shipping war because it's getting on my nerves.

If you don't ship Huntlow and want to talk about it, don't spoil any time you write it as h*ntlow or something and then don't put it in the ship tag.

If you do ship Huntlow and want to talk about it, tag all your content of it so those who don't ship it can blacklist it.

It's not racist to not ship it unless the person says something racist, it's not arophobic to ship it unless the person says something arophobic. Those attacks are childish and make no sense to an outsider perspective.

You don't have to vague about each other and flood the tag with fighting. Both sides absolutely can talk about their feelings on the ship without ruining it for the rest. Just be civil.

Y'know, I always thought the whole "People will see two characters standing next to each other and immediately ship them" thing was an exaggeration, but

The allos are at it again, i guess

Sigh, I really do love Hunter and Willow’s dynamic and think they are good for each other, but canon makes it so hard for me to fully enjoy any scenes of them together when they make him constantly blush at her. 

like i know hunter having a crush is meant to be perceived as him finally getting to experience regular teen things, but as someone who never had a crush when they started to experience regular teen things, it just makes me want, even more for him to realize he never felt romantic attraction in the first place and misunderstood his feelings

Also I really hope that LowHunt doesn’t become cannon purely so they can have more of a Sasha Grime bff dynamic

Hunter: Captain I have managed to keep this earth plant know as a cactus alive for 3 months now and have secured some of its clippings for you as a gift, they should grow to be prodigious under your skillful care.

Willow: Excellent work soldier I am proud of your dedication!!!

Hunter: :D

OH MY GOSH

If Hunter and Willow don't do little salutes every time they say goodbye to each other like my friends and I do, then what is even the POINT of him calling her Captain.

ok cool for the future is out

god lowhunt sucks. it sucked at a crackship, it sucked as a hinted at ship, and it sucks as a canon ship. it sucks so bad

Roasting my ex in the Instagram stories they can see it? No no no I don't do that. I am an adult. And like the adult I am, I roast them in a private server with friends I trust, where they can't see it

If i had a nickle every time a huntlow shipper started a friendly conversation with me but it quickly devolved into them aggressively sending me the same 3 screenshots or repeating the same 3 ooc headcanons to convince me that the huntlow ship is canon and therefore it must be good and therefore i have to like it, i would have at least 4 nickles.

Which isnt a lot, but the fact that its happened at least 4 times means i am never going to like this ship lmao

I’m tempted to make a video titled “Any Sport In A Storm but it’s just Willow physically assaulting Hunter”

I kinda want to like Lowhunt, like it's a cute ship and all(when done correctly. *ahem.*) but I just get it recommended to me so much as someone who personally doesnt ship it for personal reasons its kind of annoying and puts me off from it even more.

just saw a l0whunt post where they KISSED feeling VERY violated even though it was properly tagged and i was the one who clicked on it anyway. but.

War and hate on planet earth

Anyways please no more asks about shipping Hunter and Willow together for now. I don’t mind discussing but I’d rather focus on things that make me happy. 

Plus, I have followers who adore the ship and I don’t want to flood their dashboards with negative opinions of something they love even if it is tagged and they have it blocked.