hi i love u very much ❤️will u come cuddle me to sleep🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ofc anything for my beloved
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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i am dying at your pfp(also pls ignore my screw up😭😭pretend it didnt happen) ily
i am dying at it too i keep forgetting its me lodfsf
also i was confused what you're talking abt then i saw it LI YOU UNFOLLOWED ME </3
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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way
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