gwenlena
plagued with the persistent vapours of melancholia
cinn, he/him, 18 :] podcast fan blog, aspriring writer and occasional creator of art // currently going most insane over the magnus protocol // most annoying philosophy student
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We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
#it woild be like how some pre op people lie saying they have gynecomastia#bc like you do get male calicos they kist have am extra x chromosome#intersex catboys
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#hell yeah this ai priest sounds sick#imagine being the gatorade catholic baby#the masturbation thing is less cool ig
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hey can we uhhhhhhhhh get rid of boob armor?
and i mean in every fictional setting like fantasy, scifi, etc but here are two prime examples:
these are both………… pretty weird. i get that wonder woman’s outfit has been the same since 1941 but she still serves as a good example, and idek what’s going on with valkyrie. a lot of people praise this for being “feminine but functional” but this still means there’s some armor smith out there carefully molding breastplates to fit each individual boob (as per that one tumblr post going around that i don’t have the link to).
here’s an example of real life armor on women:
there you go. some real women wearing real armor made for real combat situations. now listen, i’ve worn this and yeah—– this shit’s functional. and no, it doesn’t squish your boobs in, no matter what you’re doing. it actually fits quite snugly despite how it looks. see how no effort was made to have individual boobs poke through? that’s because that shit ain’t necessary. in fact the breast molding would be pretty terrible for your rib cage but i’m sure you’ve all seen that post.
at least star wars got this one right:
#armour with boob moulds is the WORST because it means all hots to your chest automatically get deflected towards the centre#which is not what you want#youve just created The Worst weak spot
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YOUR TURN-
top 5 tma/tmagp episodes
youre so right choosing only 5 is so hard..
mag 15 lost johns cave - maybe my all time favourite i love how they used the "take her not me" audio and i really hope they do more kind of 'found footage' type stuff like that in tmagp
mag 27 a sturdy lock - i dont know what it is about this statement but its another one of my all time favourites, especially when we got the sons pov afterwards. ending it with "there was never a lock" was good i liked that
mag 32 hive - i too am in love with jane prentiss. this episode is so good i forget its recorded by jon its just so jane. there are so many iconic lines ITS SO GOOD "there is a wasps nest in my attic" what if i go crazy. one of the few statements i know word for word
mag 65 binary - i love sergey ushanka i love the way they portray the combination of human and computer i love how much it *hurts* "the angles cut me when i try to think" "theres no feeling but the no feeling hurts" SO GOOD
mag 122 zombie - i love the philosophical concept of zombies i think this is just a very fun episode, i love when they build statements off like real world phenomena! also this is the statement where jon wakes up and starts calling himself the archivist <3
honourable mentions under cut because this is already so long and i love to ramble <3
mag 77 the kind mother - one of the scariest to me. the not them is scary already but having your own mother be replaced and not being able to do anything about it and have it know you know. terrifying. reminds me of that old copypasta thing that was like. your mums voice shouts you to go down stairs but as youre about to your mum grabs you and says "i heard it too". things pretending to be your mother are just scary to me
mag 85 upon the stair - just a very cool episode i love that its from a real poem (good poem too) and i love how contradictory it is
mag 97 we all ignore the pit - i dont know WHY this episode always sticks out so much but its def in my top 10 its SO fun
mag 112 thrill of the chase - I LOVE MURDER CLUB
mag 153 lovebombing - also just a cool cool episode i love agape the dog i love weird cult stuff the "i dont believe you" line is very fun
#THIS IS SO LONG SORRY#i have so many tma thoughts but also its 4am so theyre not very coherent rn </3#TY FOR THE ASK THOUGH rhis is so fun !!
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do you have a top 5 magpod episodes? :0
ooooo i have to think about this...
in no particular order:
mag 85 - the man upon the stair one. freaked me out so much i loved it
mag 32 - i love jane prentiss sm
mag 15 - im a caver at heart and this one was just so relatable
mag 42 - grifters bone... love em
mag 80 - cuz brutal pipe murder
mag 111 - cuz Gerry is the best
ok that's six but close enough
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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one
#PREV i was just gonna say that no way#we call it tenderstem broccoli over here i didnt know it was also called broccolini! very fun#but yes tenderstem broccoli so good big fan#very good with lemon juice
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
#i always find the slur stuff so funny tbh maybe this is a regional thing? we all call eachother slurs affectionately all the time#my friend would call me a fag my little sister would call me bent my dad once pointed to graffiti saying faggot and said 'look its you'#being anti slur in any context seems so online idk
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there is nothing i love more than songs sung with strong accents
#i hear it said all the time that you dont have an accent when you sing and thats so blatantly untrue#anyway this post is about jogging by richard dawson
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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to
#hmm#idk if voice coils counts because mitski is obv the lead singer#otherwise richard dawson (SO GOOD go listen)
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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How do you define a "Lawful Good" Person?
Person defines good as being lawful/adhering to societal order
Person adheres to strict moral code, internal OR external
Person tries to be good, thinks obeying laws is generally the best way
Person really just good, but in a way that doesn't conflict with law
Some combination of the above / other
I think it's impossible to be both good and lawful
Alignment Chart is bullcrap / see results
#its about the moral code#this is what kind of annoys me when non-ttrpg people talk about being chaotic good or w/e#lawful good isnt like boring stuck up#lawful = strong moral code / chaotic = weak or unpredictable moral code#good = on the side of the protags / evil = against the protags
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#my 2nd philosophy exam was on my birthday and my last was on my sisters (a week after mine) it was so messed up#it was kind of epic though because philosophy was the last subject to do exams so the only people in college were my class#my teacher contacted a psychic who told us what the questions were gonna be on the morning of the exam??#she was incredibly wrong???
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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