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I nibble Gunpowder Tim politely (aggressive cannibalism)
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So, I wrote a small thing for a dear friend! It is a fragment from a world we created wherein Bradley and his parents (who live) own and run a honey farm. Thus, they are well-versed in beekeeping and general agriculture, etc. We haven’t really discussed it very much in a public fandom space, so I realize this will seem incredibly random and very niche. It was also written somewhat in the spirit of Feathers. Anyways, this explanation might be longer than the fic. If you have any interest:
The Fragile Season
Fandom: Top Gun: Maverick
Rated: T
Relationship: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw/Jake “Hangman” Seresin/Robert “Bob” Floyd
Summary:
Jake’s overalls are on the loose side, the frayed cuffs snagging in the brush as he moves with one hand extended out to feather over the occasional tall weed or wildflower.
A welcome breeze sweeps into the field and ruffles Bradley’s curls at the same time Bob squeezes his hip and lightly bumps Bradley’s shoulder with his forehead.
Bradley can’t recall ever feeling this content.
🐝
#floydsinshaw#bradshaw honey farm au#love you max#hangster#floydsin#top gun fic#top gun maverick fic#top gun#top gun: maverick#the fragile season#jake hangman seresin#bradley rooster bradshaw#robert bob floyd
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how are you gonna win a sprint race by 20 seconds
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Trans solidarity is me reblogging that post from my sibling to give her big naturals and them reblogging my post to take away my big naturals and both of us putting “don’t reblog this from me” in the tags
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FUCK I MEANT TO HIT THE ASK BUTTON BUT I UNFOLLOWED YOU MY BAD I HAVE SINCE FOLLOWED YOU BACK
oh!
‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️
max doesn’t like me anymore :(
im very sad about this idk how i’ll recover :(
is this her way of telling me she doesn’t like what i post :(
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Oh god when your boyfriend instantly starts liking your 5am sailor moon breakdowns upon waking..
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Amal El-Mohtar/Max Gladstone, This Is How You Lose the Time War
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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@half-oz-eddie
Treats for mod :)
You deserve a treat so much Ivy
-Max ❤️❤️❤️
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⭐️ 👨👨👦 🎵 🍯 😈 ⛺️ 🪓 🤢 🎭 📝 🤓 👻 💰 💀 🌁 ✍️ ❗️
Thank you darling, you will probably already know a bunch of this about Max lmao-
⭐️: They do not have a Touch of the Gift! They have absolutely no connection to the weird shit in Hatchetfield (unlike all their friends) and they are so so disappointed about it.
👨👩👦: They do! Maxwell Alexander Carpenter is the child of Top-Floor Sylvia, and more or less in her spitting image. (So they do have a degree of separation or two from the weird shit at CCRP, lmao.)
🎵: Dipshit would've tried to be a sneaky investigator and got got. Or hide out in the woods and die lmao
🍯: They find the fact that all Honey queen's move away incredibly suspicious. So they try and investigate that. To little success. It usually just means they watch the whole boring pageant and then lose track of the fancy cars the winner drives off into the night in.
😈: I have traditionally said Wiggly. In our RP, Max is targeted to become Prophet, due to their undying need for knowledge being easily manipulatable. I picked Wiggly less because of any wrath reasons and more because he's the leader lmao (and at the time we didn't know much about the other lords).
⛺️: Almost! They got real close to going but never did because their mom listened to them and would up not sending them. When they learned of the rumors of Lumber-Axe they begged her to go, and she said "uh fuck no." So they try and traverse through the woods instead lmao
🪓: Uhhhh prolly a 9! They more or less like it here, probably wouldn't be any better anywhere else. And they like researching the weird shit that happens!
🤢: Fuck Clivesdale. They do use it as an excuse sometimes (ala, "I'm not in the woods, I'm. In Clivesdale.")
🎭: I have no fucking clue. Someone new, I guess? I really have no idea, I don't Envision them as any existing member.
📝: Sycamore!
🤓: They're in their Senior year of high school, and they're a fucking loser! They have a reputation for being weird and "obsessed with supernatural bullshit" and the like. And also there was an Event in middle school that like solidified them as someone in the "hm lets. lets stay away" category. They're a fine student, though.
👻: Yes. All of them.
💰: I can see Max going mad. They like to believe they have no "holes" but they do. And they'd absolutely believe this eldritch god can give them knowledge and answers; that's why I had them become Prophet in our RP lmao.
💀: They look into anything and everything that seems weird, but really don't have that much success. Sylvia tries to prevent them from learning ANYTHING about CCRP, and while they think their may be a cult on the island, they don't know about the existance of the Church of the Starry Children.
🌁: Not really around town? Other than just being a weird kid. But like I said, there was an Event in middle school that a Lot of people their age still remember, and that hangs over them.
✍️: Uhhh. Soooort of? I love them and their group of friends so I'm trying to write an original story with them (with their friends' creators' permissions and blessings, of course). We have an ongoing RP, and I've written a couple little like. Glimpse-into-a-future-planned-event "fics." And they're mentioned in the Halloween fic I was doing. But nothing major. I don't usually like having OCs in my fics.
❗️: Max has CIPA! (Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis!) They cannot feel pain or sweat, they have very little temperature regulation, and it kinda sucks! It Seems like a power at first, but it's a totally normal (if not very rare) thing. They have so many random scars/injuries from ways they've gotten hurt over the years, its surprising they've lived this long-
Also. Bonus fun fact. Egg, who asked this, has an OC named Gabe Wilson who will someday be Max's boyfriend uwu. Love you Gabe. (AND LOVE TO THE REST OF THE CONSPIRACY GAYNG, LIZZIE, TRENT, AND ELSIE)
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🔄Reverse Tropes
🛏Too Many Beds
Lando Norris x Engineer!Reader
🚕Accidentally Kidnapping a Mafia Boss
Max Verstappen x UberDriver!Reader
😡Really Nice Guy Who Hates Only You
Oscar Piastri x Celebrity!Reader
❤️Dating Your Enemy's Sibling
Charles Leclerc x Verstappen!Reader
🔼Love Triangle, but the 2 Love Interests Fall for Each Other
Lestappen x Driver!Reader
🧠Fake Amnesia
Lando Norris x Fan!Reader
✉️Divorce of Convenience
Carlos Sainz Jr. x ChildhoodSweetheart!Reader
🤨Everyone is Convinced that You Aren't Together
Logan Sargeant x Driver!Reader
🔥Too Hot to Cuddle
Oscar Piastri x Reader
🫂Voluntary Proximity
Charles Leclerc x BestFriend!Reader
💔Fake Breakup [But You Two Weren’t Together in the First Place?]
Lando Norris x Piastri!Reader
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#formula 1 x you#max verstappen x reader#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x reader#lando norris x reader#oscar piastri x reader#logan sergeant x reader#charles leclerc imagine#max verstappen imagine#carlos sainz imagine#oscar piastri imagine#lando norris imagine#reverse trope#love triangle#lestappen
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"Max, quick question, how come we've never seen your girlfriend despite you telling us that she's been in every race?" the F1News interviewer asks him.
Max shrugs his shoulders in an uncaring manner, "I don't know, mate. It sounds like a you problem."
The interviewer laughs at Max's dry response. Max doesn't understand why he finds humor in his words. He's not trying to be funny.
"We've seen the WAGS around the paddock today. How come yours isn't around? You just won the last race of the season and you've now added another world championship title under your belt. Everyone wants to see your girlfriend being supportive or..." the interviewer drawls and Max doesn't like his insinuating tone at all. "Has there been trouble with paradise lately?"
"No trouble at all," Max answers quickly. "We're happy. I'm happy. She's happy. She's supportive of me as I am supportive of her. But if you really want to see her..."
Max pauses for a moment, thoughtfully.
"Later, at the podium at sunset, look up at the sky, you'll see her. She's piloting the leading aircraft."
F1NEWS: RELATIONSHIP MYSTERY SOLVED—Max Verstappen just revealed that his girlfriend is an airshow pilot specifically employed by the FIA to perform during each Grand Prix, hence why we haven't seen her in the paddock despite Max insisting that she's been in every race. She leads the pre-race aerial shows and the awarding aerial shows. Now, we know why Max always turns to the sky when he's at the top of the podium. His girlfriend is watching him from above. Truly a power couple; he who dominates the earth and she who dominates the skies.
#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen x you#f1 imagines#max verstappen x reader#pilot! reader#i love writing girlbossery#i am worried about the carbon emissions
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“If only there was a post dedicated to Max and Charles smiling at eac..” — dw darling, I got you.
#formula 1#f1#formula one#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#smiling friends#I got you#don’t worry darling#I’m very resourceful#best rivalry in F1#I love their friendship so much
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chomp
#crunchchute art#sam and max#my art#one more for today#had this in my wips for a while#dw this is their love language#i dont see ppl draw them fighting enough. i have to change it#hold him like a hamburger#also wanted to draw those goofy eyes on max at least once#alternate would be him frowning cutely but this was funnier#dont think about the pose too much it does make sense if you squint
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IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION
Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.
But why does it matter to me?
Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content
If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!
ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!
Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)
[I feel like I should add I don't want to sound like I'm pressuring anyone... if you don't want to see certain content obviously keep it hidden and protect yourselves BUT this post is mainly targeted at the horny little gremlins I write for who will be suddenly deeply confused when their smut supply is cut off]
#also guys reblog and BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST#if people don't see this fandom accounts are going to haemorrhage followers#@staff literally fuck you#am not loving how you're making it HARDER for creators to get engagement when there's already issues with reblogs and stuff#iggytalks#community labels#tumblr update#fanfiction#artists on tumblr#writers on tumblr#content creators#formula one#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#max verstappen#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#lance stroll#lewis hamilton#george russel#sebastian vettel#mick schumacher#lando norris#daniel ricciardo#charles xavier#james mcavoy#micheal fassbender#tom hiddleston#loki#signal boost
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giggle .. inspired this post. listened to the trolls 3 soundtrack for like 8 hours straight today
#trolls#trolls 3#dreamworks trolls#trolls band together#trolls fanart#branch trolls#john dory trolls#rhonda trolls#first time drawing those 2 actually#clay trolls#trolls clay#idk hes so peculiar#floyd trolls#bruce trolls#some of the poses and anatomy seem weird but like whatevs. idc#trolls is actually like plaguing me like i am unwell#I LOVE YOU JOHN DORY#i think itd be soo funny if out of all the fandoms TROLLS ends up being the one i post abt most consitantly. but 2 is like the max so this#might be the end of the road
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