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hangmanbob · 2 months
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Hurry up! Post the pictures you took, whether it's a story or Instagram
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k9effect · 1 year
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T4T Floydsin Cowboys
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doodledraw · 3 months
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a tiny…..joint post lol? I guess with @enthyrea we both drew some of the JCPenny photos with our favorite daggers!! I hope you like them :))
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heart0fclay · 1 year
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they are the cutest i hate them (affectionately)
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bradshawsbitch · 8 months
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from @up-thereinthesky's posts
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ebimdae22 · 2 years
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Bob made a chart to track his boyfriends behavior
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coffeecollective · 5 months
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Dagger squad flight school HC
They all loved to place these ridiculous ass bets (as they do because it’s THEM), they would bet on who would get with who or who was currently with who
It included both students AND instructors
Of course, phoenix, the queen of gossip, tea, and drama, won almost all of these betting pools
It was to the point that the others almost banned her from joining bets for this reason
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bo0tleg · 24 days
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"Baby On Board" is what Hangman used as an insult to call Bob a baby. It's also very similar to "Babe On Board" (also known as Best On Board or Bomb On Board) which is flight attendant code for "someone hot is on this flight/plane".
Hangman chose the one (1) abbreviation of Bob that could have a second meaning other than the main one. And I'm not entirely sure it was unintentional, knowing the man.
I'm surprised I've not seen ONE fanfic taking advantage of this.
(Admittedly, Baby On Board is one of the only funny abbreviations of BOB that's family friendly, but alas. It's still funny to think about.)
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xivdl · 2 years
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onto the bob love train ~
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opalinedaydreams · 2 years
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for KUWTG, who's the best chef and who's most likely to burn the kitchen?
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carl concurs: the risotto is to die for
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rose-pearls · 9 months
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Office hours
Summary: Bradley and you can't stand your bosses flirting/arguing so you decide to get them together.
Relationships: Icemav, bob x hangman (mentioned), Bradley x reader
Taglist: @avada-kedavra-bitch-187, @nyx2021 (open for every fandom)
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Part 2
It was an honor to work for Tom Kazansky, surnamed Iceman, it really was. But the fact that he was constantly arguing with Pete Mitchell was getting annoying. 
You had gotten this internship a year ago and just when it ended your boss had asked you if you wanted to stay, and who were you to refuse. It was an honor to work for such a great man and it paid well. The only issue was his arguing, or rather flirting, with Pete Mitchell every single day. The secretary from the man himself was also quite annoying with his ugly Hawaiian shirt but you couldn’t really say anything as you were dating the man.
This morning you had to have a meeting with the Mitchell company, and you were not looking forward to it, your boss didn’t seem to either as he was grumbling. But you could see the excitement in his eyes, after so many months of working by his side you knew him well. You also knew that the both of them had a big fat crush on each other and that they needed to get their heads out of their asses.
“Mitchell.”, your boss says with an unimpressed look, but you can see that he is happy to see him again. Which could be said about Maverick too as he looks like an overly excited puppy.
“Kazansky, still wearing those ugly suits?”, and there it goes the first barb of the meeting. Bradley rolls his eyes behind him, and you can’t help but agree.
“At least I don’t dress like I just got out of a punk magazine.”, the two of them start to bicker again and you go to sit down, these two could go on for hours.
“We need to put a stop to this.”, Bradley mutters next to you and you can’t help but jump a little at his sudden appearance. 
“We need to get them in a closet and get everyone away from there.”, Bradley snorts at your words but he nods in agreement.
“They aren’t really discreet, are they?”, this time you can’t help but laugh, because even though your boss tried to act all cool and collected, the moment Pete Mitchell arrived he lost his head. 
“We both know Iceman is not going to confess his feelings first, Maverick needs to do it.”, Bradley looks at you doubtful and you let out a sigh.
“Maverick is more temperamental, if he sees someone put on a move on Iceman he will flip, and they will get together. Or at least in a bed together.”, Bradley looks at your bosses with a frown and you look at the two of them still arguing, although it is more flirting now.
“So, we find someone stupid enough to flirt with Iceman, even though everyone knows he is off limit after Maverick glared at every single person that dared to approach him?”, you nod in response and turn towards your fellow secretary.
“Just like Iceman did when men and women tried to approach Maverick.”, the two of you can’t help but smile at the memory of both of your bosses glaring at every single individual that dared to approach the other.
“Who is stupid enough to do it?”, Bradley asks, and you can’t help but smirk at the question.
“One man with the ego of the size of Texas, Jake.”, this makes Bradley snort, but he seems to be on board.
“That is going to be quite the show.”, he says, and you can’t help but nod in agreement, unable to hide your laughter as you start imagining it.
“But he is going to want something in return.”, Bradley says, and you smirk at him, already having planned that part.
“You remember the Christmas party?”, Bradley seems confused for a moment before nodding.
“Jake met a lovely guy named Robert, Bob for short and he has fallen head over heels for the guy. Only the man doesn’t seem to have social media and Jake has been searching on every single platform he can find if Bob is on there.”, the words seem to make Bradley perk up.
“Well, my good friend Natasha from the law firm has his number, as he is her colleague and she has agreed to give it to me after I told her what the plan was.”, this time a smirk appears on Bradley’s face and the both of you smirk.
“Oh, this is so going to work.”, he says, and you can’t help but nod in agreement.
“Right, let’s start this meeting.”, Iceman says finally, and you look at your watch, 10 minutes, just what you had bet yesterday.
“Better luck next time.”, you tell Bradley as he slips you ten dollar with a scowl.
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The plan was set in motion, in just about five minutes Jake would be walking in and starting up a conversation with Iceman. Bradley had made sure that Maverick was close to them so that he could hear it all.
At ten o’clock on the dot Jake came in with his usual smirk and marching straight towards Iceman with a confidence you could only hope to have one day. 
“Good morning, sir, hopefully you are well?”, he asks like it’s the most innocent thing in the world, but Ice is looking at him with raised eyebrows.
“I’m good, how are you Seresin?”, Jake doesn’t seem to be put down by the uninterest in Ice’s tone and he smiles even more.
“Good, but better now that I’m here.”, you try to stop the snort at the words, but you are unable to as you hear Maverick scoff loudly at the words a few meters away. Ice only raises an eyebrow at the flirting before sitting back in his chair, his full attention to Jake.
“Why don’t we get to the point of this Seresin?”, Jake seems relieved at the words, and you see Maverick perk up at the words, his expression somber and you can see some curiosity in them.
“Gladly sir, I mean I could talk all day about your beautiful blue eyes and your magnificent blond hair.”, the man has a dreamy look on his face, and you know that he is not thinking of Ice but rather of Bob. Maverick seems to be getting closer, by moving up some chairs and Bradley looks like he is trying not to laugh at his seething boss.
“The point?”, Iceman asks again and at the words Jake squares his shoulders before looking straight in Iceman’s eyes.
“It’s maybe a bit unprofessional but would you like to go on a date with me?”, the room is silent after the words, Ice seems to be in shock for the first time in his life and Bradley is recording the whole thing, trying to keep himself from laughing. 
Maverick on the other hand looks outraged, you can see the steam coming out of his ears.
“Excuse me? You are asking him on a date?”, Maverick yells and you try to hide your smile at the indignation from the smaller man as he points towards Iceman who rolls his eyes at the antics.
“Yes, sir?”, Jake says, seemingly asking himself the same question.
“Well, I don’t accept it.”, everyone looks at Maverick like he is crazy, but mostly Ice.
“What do you mean ‘you’ don’t accept it?”, Ice says, and you can’t help but chuckle at his reaction. Maverick stutters over his words for a moment before letting out a big huff.
“Because you should go on a date with me and not Ken.”
“Jake.”, says the man himself unhelpfully and you can hear Rooster laughing from his seat a few meters away. 
Iceman on the other hand looks to be in shock, silent as he tries to get the information inside of his brain while Maverick looks impatient.
“For god’s sake Tom.”, Maverick says before taking a few big strides and bringing your boss into a bruising kiss. Iceman takes a few seconds before kissing back and you can’t help but smile in victory as your plan has worked out.
That is until you hear a moan, and you can’t get out of there fast enough.
“Lunch break.”, you yell over your shoulder before closing the door and looking at Jake and Bradley who are looking at you in disbelief.
“Well, that worked out better than we thought.”, you can’t help but say and the both of them nod in agreement.
You take a slip of paper from your bag and a ‘do not disturb’ sign to put it on the door of the office. Jake seems to light up at the sight of the piece of paper, practically ripping it from your fingers before frowning.
“What is this?”, Jake says while showing you the slip of paper.
“That is a reservation to a restaurant where Bob agreed to meet you for a date. Tonight, at nine.”, a bright smile appears at your words before Jake thanks you and leaves, looking like a child on Christmas day.
“So, when do we tell them about us?”, Bradley asks after a moment, and you can’t help but smile at his words.
“When they aren’t all over each other.”, Bradley makes a disgusted face, and you can’t help but laugh in answer before bringing him into a soft kiss.
“Common, we have some time for our lunchbreak.”, Bradley smiles at the words and quickly takes your hand in his and starts telling you about his neighbor that had been trying to hide their cat from the landlord. 
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hangmanbob · 11 days
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bluewritinghood · 4 months
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Hangman: “Who hurt you?”
Bob: *laughing* “What, do you want a list?”
Hangman: “.….Yes, actually, I do.”
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forsty · 2 years
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for @floydsin
based on this
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heart0fclay · 7 months
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them 🫶
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topguncortez · 1 year
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31. "If we insist on not dating, why do we always cuddle after sex?" "Aftercare is a fundamental right."
Shit Bob would say after sex 🤣
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The Fundamental Right | Floydsin
Hangman Masterlist | Bob Masterlist | prompts list
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synopsis: Bob isn't sure what they are doing, but he's pretty sure him and Jake are dating
warnings: mentions of gay sex, jacking off, unprotected sex
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Jake's loud grunts filled the air as he fucked himself into his fist. His orgasm was fast approaching as he watched Bob's back rise and fall rapidly, still trying to ground himself after his orgasm. Jake's toes curled as he felt the all too familiar feeling in his body. He closed his eyes and tipped his head back.
"Oh fuck, fuck, I'm cumming, I'm cumming," Jake panted out as his body convulsed and his warm seed painted Bob's lower back. Bob let out something that sounded between a hum and moan at the warmth now on his back. Jake leaned his hand against the headboard as he milked his orgasm, squeezing out every last drop of cum.
"Shit," Jake huffed, wiping sweat away from his forehead. He placed a hand on Bob's bare ass, tapping the skin, "That was so fucking good."
"Mhm," Bob nodded, "Can you get up now? I need to take a leak."
"Yeah," Jake agreed, "Lemme get you a towel real quick." Jake carefully crawled off of Bob's bed and shuffled his way to the bathroom. Jake cleaned himself up quickly, taking a quick piss before getting a warm washcloth and going back to Bob.
The two of them had been messing around for a couple months now, and they did little to keep it a secret. When Jake wanted Bob, he made sure that everyone knew it. Jake would walk up to Bob, put his arm around his waist, whisper something dirty in the WSO's ear, and place a soft kiss right below his ear before heading out to his supped up ford f-250.
But besides that affection that Jake showed when he was keyed up, the dagger squad started to notice the small changes in him. It took anyone with a pair of eyes to know that Bob had a crush on Jake. Anytime the blonde pilot would walk into a room, his blue eyes were searching for the other blonde pilot. Whenever Jake would open his mouth to speak, Bob took in every word like he was modern day Jesus Christ. Jake even went as far as inviting Bob as his plus one to his sister's wedding. Jake could tell if Bob wasn't have a good day by the way he would sit in his chair.
What really set everyone on the track that Jake was crushing on Bob just as hard as Bob was crushing on him, was when Bob had called out of work because he was sick.
Jake was worried sick because Bob hadn't shown up to first formation on time, and wasn't answering his phone. He nearly tore the hinges off of Maverick's office door trying to find out where Bob was and why he wasn't answering. Jake left base so fast, he was surprised the MPs weren't after him, and went to Bob's house, finding the WSO shivering under a pile of blankets. Jake basically nursed him back to health, using some types and tricks from his mom.
Bob pushed himself up on his elbows as the bed shifted under Jake's weight. The texan placed a small kiss on Bob's bare shoulder before cleaning up the mess he had made. Although Bob liked what they were doing, he was confused. He liked Jake and Jake liked him, but there was something holding Jake back from taking that step with him. Phoenix had warned Bob when he first started fooling around with Jake, to guard his heart. That things with the infamous Hangman never ended well.
"Jake?" Bob asked, looking over his shoulder.
"Hm?" Jake asked, looking at him.
"What are we doing?"
Jake scoffed, "Well I am cleaning my cum from your ass crack-"
"No, I mean not that," Bob blushed, "I mean this. . . us. . . Are we, are we dating?"
"No."
The quickness of Jake's answer made Bob's heart drop. Jake shuffled off the bed, and dropped the dirty washcloth into the hamper by the bathroom door. Bob sat up in bed and looked at Jake, who was pulling his boxers up his perfectly toned legs.
"Can you pee so we can cuddle?" Jake asked, running a hand through his hair. Bob shook his head, laughing slightly to himself. Jake furrowed his eyebrows, "What, Floyd?"
"I don't get you," Bob said, "One moment, you look like you are gonna strangle that guy at the bar who was talking-"
"Flirting," Jake rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Next, you're telling me we aren't together, but you and I both know that we aren't seeing other people. And now you want me to hurry up and piss so we can cuddle. If we insist on not dating, why do we always cuddle after sex?"
"Aftercare is a fundamental right, Robert," Jake deadpanned, "I am a good partner, a great partner even. Aftercare is a must. And cuddles are a part of aftercare.
Bob's jaw dropped as he stared at the pilot dumbfounded. Jake always had a way of rendering Bob speechless, and usually it was from the bed room talk in his ear, not from his stupid reasoning behind cuddles after sex.
"I don't-"
"Do not argue with the founding fathers, Robert," Jake pointed, "Now, do you want a UTI, or not?" Bob scoffed as he got off the bed, and walked to the bathroom, grumbling under his breath about how ridiculous Jake is being. Jake smirked and grabbed Bob by the hip, pulling him back against his chest.
"I am not going to ask you to be my boyfriend after I just screwed your brains out," Jake placed a kiss on Bob's neck, "Momma raised a gentleman. Now, go clean yourself and come back to me." Jake turned Bob's head to look up at him, flicking his eyes from his blue eyes to his lips, "You're cute when you're mad."
Bob opened his mouth to say something, but Jake placed a kiss on his lips and slapped his ass, sending him into the bathroom to clean himself off.
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